The Places you take me! I'll talk to the hand from now on!
Well, those were the exact words from my hard bud Johnny today!
Johnny was getting bored and was out of action for couple of days now and has seen lot of pictures floating around on CL / LC of some good looking babes, but was not at all sure that should we go ahead or not. Even checked out few model profiles asking for insane amount of 25/35K for an hour!
Well, beggars cannot be choosers, as I was consoling him, a mail popped up by a known SP and stating a housewife for 3k short session is available with the photo attached (I'm sure most of you must have received the mail by now). We the SP is quite good with profiles and well-reviewed in ISG. I saw the pic and spoke to John Boy and we were in agreement that we need to get some action real quick otherwise Spiders will start nesting / webbing around him and eventually gulp him down. I was sympathetic towards my John Boy and called up the SP and fixed time.
Although the HW looked OK nothing great about her (0 Expectations) , but needed some action, so took the risk. Went to the same place, quite safe and secure and met the same aunty. HW named Sweeethaa came out, saw her and was disappointed as the pic looked better. Anyways, went in and asked which language can she speak, she said only T no HE (Hindi, English). Disappointed I was, but though what can I expect from a VWada HW.
In the room, as we entered, door closed and she came and hugged me! I freakin' hate this, when you try to act friendly and all and make me comfortable. I told he in Sign language I'm comfortable and lets start the action, she said 'U No Talk', I told her 'To U only Johnny Talks', 'I No talk Anymore lets Faak'! Turn OFFs and Disappointments continued – No Kissing (only on neck – I felt like a vampire, suck the blood out of her neck) , No Doggy and in sign language do quickly! Johnny saw and heard this and started teasing me 'Faak U, Faak U', I was like WTF, lets start whatever we can do, break the jinx and move on. While all the action was going on, she paused and in sign language again, you look good, your face is good, hair is good, I told her fuck the cosmetic advertisement and concentrate on action.
Johnny went in and was totally lost in the AjaantaaEloraaa caves! I had to call a search party for him.
Anyways, bad experience, finished the task in Mish, washed and came out. BTW Johnny is not talking to me now, as soon as we came out he said, 'I'll talk to the hand from now on', these were the last words.
Stats are below:
Face: 4/10 (No Craters, but nothing special).
Body: 4/10 (Nothing special, stretch marks here and there) , just OK, not too slim, not too fat.
B00Bs: 3/10, Non Cooperative, falling all over the place (Like Scary Movie, hope you can imagine) , should have taken fishnet with me to catch few!
PusCavern – 2/10, Could not feel if Johnny was inside or banging her outside – Finally had to send a search party in the Cave to pull him out.
Damage: 3K / session, called up the SP and blasted him. He said he'll try to get better next time! Overpriced, she is OK for 1/1. 5K max.
On the Menu: Nothing, Too much fake grunting, No K / DFK, No Doggy. Just Basic – Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am!
WIR: Not this HW for sure.
Overall Rating: 1/5 (As per my rating scale). People who are planning, please AVOID, save your money. This was worst than the skunk bomb Wednesday!
