Bad experience in La Mayorista area (criticism and feedback = wanted!)
Agreed with one chica on 40000 and 22000 for hotel. Went, paid for hotel, got into the room. She asked to me to pay so I paid. She then said that if I want a blowjob then I should pay more. I was surprised blowjob is extra and said "no, I don't like blowjobs anyway". Then we lay down and she has her bra on. I ask her to take it off and she says "no, because too little money". I tell her it's ridiculous and try to take it off and she yells at me "no!" Then I really didn't know what to do. I was being clearly ripped off but what were my options:
A. Leave. Leaving her with money for nothing.
B. Complain. There is no one to complain to, is there? They are independent girls and the hotel doesn't really give a fuck what happens. Police would probably just have a good laugh.
C. Try to take it off. That risks violence and I don't really want to get into a fight with a hooker in a foreign country.
D. Still fuck her.
I went with the and she managed to even make the bad. She immediately said that if I go too hard I will have problems.
Overall, the worst experience I've ever had (next to almost banging a tranny).
If you guys have any advice I would really appreciate it. And don't worry you won't hurt my ego. This is a forum about banging hookers after all.
Day 1 - Fantasy energy massage.
Note to newbies. The place is extremely difficult to find from the street. I had to ask for directions and walked past the place twice before finding it.
After hitting the buzzer, the door unlocked. I went in. An older woman asked me whether I wanted 30 minutes or an hour. I said 1 hour. She said 150000. I was brought into a small waiting area with a few couches and given a beer. There were about 20 girls that were brought in one by one wearing a thin robe over bra and panties. Each opened her robe, did a quick twirl, said her name and her number, gave obligatory smile, and then walked out. Each girl was in front of me for maybe 5 seconds, so it is impossible to remember who is who. This whole setup works when you spot one chick that is your type and immediately choose her instead of waiting to see who else is in line.
Anyways, all the girls I would consider around an 8. Attractive, but I wouldn't do backflips over any of them. The one thing I remember thinking is that all of the girls had magnificent rear ends that were very proportional to their body type. The only differences were breast size and stuff like height, hair color, and skin tone. There were no girls with dark brown complexion, FWIW.
I remember someone posted a tip that the girls first in line are probably the most eager so I picked one of the hottest girls I could remember that was earlier in line. The older woman brought her (chica #1) back in, I was asked to pay then went to the room. As some have said, the room is very dark. The bed is very hard. I thought to myself that 150000 is cheap AF price to bang a solid 8, so I decided to get another girl (chica #2) and get the party started.
I take a shower while chica #2 was being called to the room. I didn't need a shower but wanted to make sure the chicas knew I was fresh and clean. I figured it would make it more likely that they would offer BBBJ. After I got out of the shower, I laid down on the bed and did my standard 2 girl routine. I had one girl give me a handjob while the other girl did a show strip tease. That was dangerous cause I nearly blew my load when chica #2 turned around and pulled down her panties while chica #1 was oiling up my cock and balls. After chica #2 was naked, the girls switched places and did the same routine again.
So here is where things started going south. Chica #2 gave a terrible hand job. I do not understand how a girl can work in the sex industry and not know how to give a decent handjob. What the hell? This isn't rocket science. I eventually asked chica #1 to explain to chica #2 how to give a handjob. That's so sad.
Complaint 2) The place is called energy massage. Massage is in the name. You would think that anyone who works at a massage place would know how to give a massage or would at least make an effort to give a massage. Not today. These girls just smeared some oil on my back and legs and randomly pushed it around. Completely uncoordinated. Neither therapeutic nor sensual. What the hell!
So, I turn over and ask for a BBBJ. Chica #2 said no. Chica #1 said she would BBBJ for 100000 COP. I knew she was over-charging from RTFF, but I cannot stand CBJs. I negotiated Chica #1 down to 70000 and went with it. Chica #1 starts with the BBBJ. Her mouth felt good but she was squeezing my cock with her hand like she was trying to choke the life out of my cock. What the hell? I physically removed her hand and placed it on my thigh. She immediately resumes choking my cock with the other hand. So I moved her other hand as well and told her not to use her hands. I start to lose my hard-on after all this BS so I ask her to hop on top and try riding. I finally have to give her credit. Chica #1 had a nice technique. It was nowhere near the best cowgirl I've had, but was enough to do the trick.
I wouldn't and didn't go back.