Things have changed for the worse
I was in 4 X4 yesterday and had a great convo with a newbie and a vet, the 3 of us were talking about the changes in Rio. For the newbie, it was paradise. It was his 3rd day in country, and he was as happy as a pig in shit. The vet and I were complaining that it seems like the freelancers are all asking for 100 bucks an hour now, we explained that for 100 bucks you would get all night and then early afternoon from a help girl. It seems like the girls are asking for and sticking to the 500 R price, luckily, I have a rolodex for friends from the past that will still do all night. The problem is, they are all getting into their mid to late 30's and wear and tear is showing. LOL!!
Even the prive girls are asking for crazy prices!
I had one prive girl give me her number. She told me that out of the 150 R I pay for an hour in the prive, she gets 75 R. I told her to come to my centro hotel before she starts working and I would give her 200 R for an hour. (I explained that it was almost 3 X what she would get at the prive, plus, she wouldn't have to give the house a cut). She countered with 375 R an hour, plus I had to pay for her Uber from her house and to work after. All in all, it would have come up to about 525 R for the hour. I explained that it was crazy for me to pay that kind of price when I could just pay 150 R at the prive and fuck her there instead of paying 500 R to fuck in her in my hotel. No matter how hard I tried to get her to reconsider, she just couldn't understand that she was overpricing herself.
Side Note: It appears that the Roof Top Bar at Pestana doesn't have a DJ and Music on the weekends anymore. I took a date on Saturday and it was dead, only 3 couples. Still has the amazing few but its dead without the DJ.
Is your pipe black or brown inside out LOL?
Are you serious about povidone iodine? I don't know what will happen when it is inside the pipe, but when you apply it outside, won't it color your pipe brown LOL? Or maybe your pipe is brown already so it does not matter for you?!
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But do buy yourself a bottle of povidone iodine, the brown solution. This is the real stuff that surgeons use for disinfection of anything on the patient before cutting or shoving anything big inside. You wash your dick around and then you actually squirt this stuff up your pipe. Do it early and if you sense any burning, do it often. Like, after every time you pee you wash your glans and you squirt this stuff in by holding up the little man and with the nozzle of the bottle down, you stick it into the mouth of the urethra and you squeeze. Make sure you hold your little man on the side, so as not to squeeze your urethra shut. This stuff should NOT burn. If it burns, it means you have something. This means you really need to do this treatment. If you do it on the same day (ideally as soon as you come back to your room after the deed was done) then you should never have to worry again.[/QUOTE]
Theodora was not the only minx!
History buffs: Don't forget Lilith who featured in Mesopotamian and Judaic mythology, wife of Adam but expelled from Eden for lack of obedience to Adam. I interpret this as her love of BBJCIM rather than getting knocked up and creating God's flock.
Stinky Squid and some other authors here made some amazing posts on the care and feeding of women. Keep in mind you women of 19-24 are, as Cyndi Lauper sang interested in this: "Girls just want to have fun" rather than hanging with old dudes, many with beer guts, sometimes clingy like a puppy, horny, and often ugly with bad breath. Youth only comes around once. Imagine yourself at 20 licking out a fat old wrinkled hag for money and squirting all over you. You might do it, but you would also want to get distracted and forget it. Flakiness to us is their mental escape from their other fairly sordid transaction life. They are in it for the money. Youth for cash. We are buying an illusion just like the gambling industry or supporting a political franchise (called a party) thinking you "belong" to something. This self-delusion is a pleasant bit of play, so long as Jack knows that all play makes Jack a miserable boy, dosed up on too much dopamine. Stay fit, don't drink, don't smoke, stay away from junk food (pretty much everything) and keep up your grooming and dental care. It's not for the girls, but for YOU !
Theodora was certainly a minx that appears to have caused a great deal of sexual jealously of her biographer. Would have been fun to know her and Justinian.
Returning to Lilith and her traditional Talmudic rituals, I am carrying on my tooth enamel experiment of tonsil massage and BBJCIM as my unique contribution to American aid and medical science. I accept that my record keeping and data follow up probably lacks orthodox rigor, and may even offend feminist/woke ethical frameworks. As mentioned previously, and thanks to Vagabond, there is a Michelle Obama doppelgnger with whom I hope to re-enact Bill Clinton's pioneering work. Imagine the secret service snickering as the muffled cries from oval room and a beaming Billy exiting and the infamous cum splattered dress! Kkkkk.