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Hi guys,
I'm starting to get that Artemis feeling again and I think I need a visit to our favourite club. Has anyone any experience of the Artemis on a Sunday or Monday? I've been there on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and had a great time but I'm a little concerned that it might be dead on a Sunday or Monday.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Galazy; 1190372]Hi guys,
I'm starting to get that Artemis feeling again and I think I need a visit to our favourite club. Has anyone any experience of the Artemis on a Sunday or Monday? I've been there on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and had a great time but I'm a little concerned that it might be dead on a Sunday or Monday.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would not say dead but certainly noticeably slower. This does have its' advantages if you can find a nice girl.
AM
Angus,
As this might be of interest to mongers uberal, I am posting this here & Berlin thread.
I got some email from friends in Sweden and Italy who will be down for the IFA next week. They want a tour guide and I will be away.
Does your Geil Guide service offer group rates-both for Artemis and just general bordello boogies? It would be useful to have a pro show them the ropes and advise on particular girls.
Not sure if you can handle say 3-4 guys (as a guide-you pervs can relax) but thought I would ask if there might be some sort of group discount?
Best-RB
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1190878]Angus,
As this might be of interest to mongers uberal, I am posting this here & Berlin thread.
I got some email from friends in Sweden and Italy who will be down for the IFA next week. They want a tour guide and I will be away.
Does your Geil Guide service offer group rates-both for Artemis and just general bordello boogies? It would be useful to have a pro show them the ropes and advise on particular girls.
Not sure if you can handle say 3-4 guys (as a guide-you pervs can relax) but thought I would ask if there might be some sort of group discount?
Best-RB[/QUOTE]As I mentioned over in the Berlin thread, customarily my service is aimed at individuals. However, I see no reason why it should not interest small groups as well. The cost of entry could then be split amongst the guys and it would end up saving a bit of cash. If they are interested have your friends contact me on my blog and we can discuss details. You migh also direct them to Gecko's post about his fun time at Artemis.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1179340&viewfull=1#post1179340[/url]
AM
Day 1 Tuesday: Maya and Maya.
New visit to Artemis since last may. Berlin is so attracting and coming there without having some good time in Artemis should be a shame.
Arrived around 8pm. Have a quick look to see if my favorite ones are in there. None of them. Disappointed. (. But many girls I knew / recognized from past visits. Maybe only 20% were new faces.
As usual wait at the stairs to catch the girls coming from session. That is where I think you can find girls having some success which may mean "being good in room" but that is not 100% sure. But that is how I act.
Few minutes passes, and I heard from my back a voice saying 'I know you! ' and a lovely blond passing by me (coming from the ladies dressing room).
That was Maya 'the bees'. Blond girl from Poland. 25-30 years old (she look older than her real age) , perfect body but tall girl (+-1. 60m) , slim (not skinny) , a perfect Barbie doll with incredible pair of eyes.
I already sessioned with her last year. She is a stunning beauty for sure!
I joined her in the main bar and had a quick chat with her. 'You remember me'. 'Yeah, I recognized you. You are so singular from the other guys'. So we went in room.
Her blowjob skills are perfect, she doesn't kiss (I remembered it from last time) but I tried once and she screamed to me 'Bad boy! ' and smile to me so she wasn't that upset!
I wanted anal for my first session. So we did it. Slowly but I couldn't resist to do it faster / harder. That was not ok for her so I finished in / with her pussy.
I was so please from this first session that I met Maya again later in the night.
We repeat the same session without anal this time. She is honestly very professional (which may not be cup of tea of everybody). She is surely one of the girls with the best body in Artemis. You cannot miss her. But being quite 'busy', you have to go to her as when she is coming back from session she sat with her friends in the main bar and wait for somebody to pick her up. This has upset me the next day.
Anyway, she provides good service, speaks good English, is beautiful and told me for an unknown reason I had a 'nice dick' when sucking me and that I was a 'Bad boy'.
LOL7
Day 2 Friday: duo with Maya and x girl, and Nena.
Last Friday was hot in Berlin. I was burning at the sun all day all and went to Artemis by 8pm again.
I quickly catch up Maya in the locker room. She came back to me with a friend of her which I forgot the name. But she was also blond, bigger tits and taller. Honestly she wasn't my type (too much chirurgical). But Maya was so convincing when suggesting me a duo.
I admit that the duo wasn't my fantasy. But I can now say that I have tried at least once in my life. That was funny but not exciting for me. Maya and the other girl did provide me a good service (being maybe too much professional in such situation) but I would have prefered to be focus on one girl only.
Duo is not my stuff for sure; I would have preferred to be in one to one with Maya again!
Then I started to get bored and came back later in the night. During those days, I have noticed two blond girls being very active: Jane (that I already sessioned with) and Nena (or Nina?) also blond and from Germany (Berlin she told me but I doubt).
After some hesitation (as I wasn't sure she would provide me satisfaction) , I went with Nena. Like Jane, she is a beauty: nice face, great body (but smaller than Jane). Like for Jane, I felt pity for her as with such natural attribute she could / should do something else from her life. But whatever, I not at their place. So I shouldn't comment.
(Again) Like with Jane, Nena is not that much 'exciting' when in bed. I would say that she doesn't give more that her body. OK I fucked her in several positions and she sucked me. But there wasn't any feeling or any simulation form her. Sorry for that, but it is like fucking a dead body. That is not what I am looking for unfortunately.
So I stopped the session and apologies to her as I wasn't feeling anything and was losing my time (and money). I explained her that I was feeling 'bored'. She get upset about me.
I am really a bad boy.
LOL7
Hi
I'm thinking of visiting Artemis for the first time this September.
I know about the IFA (2-8 sept). Now if I visit this Thursday (the 1 sept) I'm guessing there might be many girls ready for the convention. But maybe not to many costumers. Now that would be a nice scenario. But don't know if I'm right in my guessing?
If I don't make it I'm thinking. How do you think the week (Thursday ore Friday) after the convention will be. Exhausted, and maby not the best time to visit?
Day 3 Saturday: Brigitta, Brigitta and. Sheenya!
I wasn't supposed to come back on Saturday (following my schedule) but the weather was so awful this day (raining all day in Berlin) so I decided to change my plan.
I had in mind a girl that I have noticed the first two days. (fake) Blond, curvy hair, slim, long legs, enhanced big tits and lips, tattoo all over her left hand (Japanese style with geisha design) and one on her back, a 'B' with wings. At first sight, she wouldn't' be my type at all (I am more into girl next door type or blond beauty). But I had the fantasy in mind this day to start with a '*****' or a porn star type.
So that was Brigitta (from Hungary if I am not mistaken). She has started working at Artemis for few months. This was her last weekend before some holidays / break. She was wearing sexy pinky panties and was very active those last days.
I had two consecutive sessions with her. As suggested I wanted to fuck hard like in a porn movie. She did it with great enthusiasm. My only regret was that I couldn't grab her (fake) tits too much as it was painful for her. But I could fuck her as I wanted in every position suggested. She has absolutely pleased me. I finished in her mouth and surprised her as she didn't expect that much cum.
We did a second round after a short break. I fucked her from behind as fast as I could without stopping. She was shouting to me to change position many times but I refused and tell her I was coming (even though I wasn't). This was like running a 400 meters. After some minutes, I came in her pussy in sweat and exhausted. She was also wet with all my sweat on her back. 'You fuck like a rabbit, baby! '. 'You're a great girl! '.
After those two sessions, I was very happy and exhausted so I was planning to go back to my hotel but I saw her.
She is an angel and my favorite one. I was upset not to see her on the first days and thought she wasn't here for the weekend. But she was there on Saturday night (coming from a week break at home).
Sheenya, the greatest one. I had marvelous and unmemorable sessions with her.
She is more in the 'girl next door' type: blown hair (but originally blond) , curvy and mid long, +- 25 years old, very nice face, beautiful eyes and nice make up (she pay attention to that) , small tits and average size. She was wearing a white corset, pinky shoes and a (fake) diamond belt.
I saw her on the stairs coming back from rooms. She immediately recognized me. Smile and eyes contact. No need to speak, she would be mine in few minutes.
We went in the room upstairs. Kisses, kisses and kisses. So lovely.
'What happen to you since last time? '. 'Nothing, I was just missing you'. 'Ahahahaha! '.
Sheenya is my favorite one for several reasons:
1) She provides very good services in room (especially her blowjob)
2) She speaks very good English (and you can have some conversation with her)
3) She is kind and respectful.
4) She is lovely and adorable.
I won't go into detail but she is from Moldavia and not Rumania as she told me before (but it doesn't change anything).
I came back to Artemis on Sunday only for Sheenya.
I love her.
LOL7
[QUOTE=Falara; 1192109]Hi
I'm thinking of visiting Artemis for the first time this September.
I know about the IFA (2-8 sept). Now if I visit this Thursday (the 1 sept) I'm guessing there might be many girls ready for the convention. But maybe not to many costumers. Now that would be a nice scenario. But don't know if I'm right in my guessing?
If I don't make it I'm thinking. How do you think the week (Thursday ore Friday) after the convention will be. Exhausted, and maby not the best time to visit?[/QUOTE]The Thursday before the IFA is probably a pretty good day to visit. After the IFA is the Asia Fruit Logistica (07/09-09/09/11) which is one of the busiest Messe of the year. After that is another one (PopKomm). So September in general is a pretty busy month. I personally would avoid if possible the really big one. Other than that just go, go early and enjoy yourself.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1192275]The Thursday before the IFA is probably a pretty good day to visit. After the IFA is the Asia Fruit Logistica (07/09-09/09/11) which is one of the busiest Messe of the year. After that is another one (PopKomm). So September in general is a pretty busy month. I personally would avoid if possible the really big one. Other than that just go, go early and enjoy yourself.
AM[/QUOTE]I might be wrong but I think Asia Fruit Logistica is in Hong Kong. Thanks god. Popkomm will probably not drive too many people.
So the best days to be in Berlin is from mon 5th to thu. 8th! Ahahaha.
Ciao
Was in the Love Bahnhoff last night Tues. Very very slow, hardly anyone there of either sex, even at 23:00. Perplexing, as it is 1 day before the IFA cranks up. Talked to various staff and team and all agreed it was odd, and they'd seen a slowdown. Perhaps the Eurozone financial instability is rippling through...
At least in the reception area, there is a very flash new architectural rendering of the mythical new wing (yes yes yet to be built, if ever). A rather poor consolation.
The point is, while purists can argue that SUN-TUES are slow relaxed nights and can offer their charms if (a big if) their favorites are there, the selection IMHO is just too limited to justify the risk and more to the point, entrance tythe. Of course this is partly a taste thing, and it will no doubt vary a bit from week to week. But if one is playing the odds as a visitor, the odds increase significantly, in quantity, variety, and quality, later in the week. If you are only in Berlin on the off days, and the alternative choice is your left hand, or the neighbor's dog, well then it's more complicated. If you have the choice to wait, wait...
Last night's low octane might be due to the waves of Messen about to hit Berlin's shores, and all are resting up. But it's far from the first time this has happened and I will not repeat on those days.
Newbies you have been advised. Art's is a different, far better place WED-SAT.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1192306]I might be wrong but I think Asia Fruit Logistica is in Hong Kong. Thanks god. Popkomm will probably not drive too many people.
So the best days to be in Berlin is from mon 5th to thu. 8th! Ahahaha.
Ciao[/QUOTE]My mistake upon further investigation. I do have to wonder why it is listed as a trade show on the Berlin Messe website?
[url]http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html[/url]
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Hi guys, first time poster here.
Was is Berlin for my 40th birthday celebration just this past weekend with 'the lads'. I had two terrible experiences that
Are hard to forget, and one mindblowingly amazing experience that has gone a long way to helping forget the first two.
I'm a virtual novice in these matters, so mistakes were going to be made, despite lurking here for do's and don'ts.
Went to at 13:00 to Artemis this past Sunday and this was the mindblower, and two other, well I'll get to them.
I was with three different girls that day: tall blonde stunner from Siberia, Iris from Romania and Tiffany from Germany.
I went to the Kino first. There was one guy there looking very disinterested who left after a few minutes. I sat at the higher
Back seat and sat for about five minutes, and then. A very slow clip-clop of high-heels got ever closer. And then in came.
A vision. She stood there for what seemed like a whole Spring. A tall blonde with a kind of Monroe-do. Fuck! She was from
Siberia, but I can't remember her name. We went to the nearest cubicle, and she drew the curtain.
I got a wonderful 'erotic massage', and then lovingly administered blowy, and then her on-top-squatting fuck. I'm a dead shy.
Guy, so was dumbfounded for the whole experience. I didn't ask, or even try to kiss her, but she offered cim for €50, but said.
She normally asks €60. I didn't go with that, as I was considering my funds having just arrived. Then had a shower.
I then went to the pool area and sat for about 10/15 mins trying to people-watch to get the suss. When bored with that,
I shuffled up to the bar for the first time, and immediately felt all eyes on me. I sat at the rear of the bar beside the pillar.
And ordered ein Glas Orangensäft. I was trying to avoid all the eye-contact as I just wanted to sit for a while.
Iris then came up to me and I just hadn't the heart to say no to sit with her on a couch. Great little blonde bird from Romania; I made.
A few corny jokes about Dracula. Got a pity-laugh. She sensed my nervousness and helped with doing all the talking for about 15mins.
Then we went to room for a half-hour no-extra sesh. Great little fuck, and I was relaxed enough to kiss her when on top without thinking.
She went with it. I thne went for shower after paying die Rechnung.
I then went for a ages to the wellness area; watched to Grand Prix. 45 mins in the bio-sauna. 15min in pool and another shower.
If I could do again, I would defo bring my own toiletries and my cologne, as it makes you stand out in the fragrance department: the
Siberian chick thought I had beautiful fragrance, and really went on about it and kept smelling my chest area. I believe it was genuine. I
Didn't get the same comments from the others as I smelled just all the other punters. I'm into smells. Can you tell?
After some proper rest and recuperation, I grew a set and ventured to the bar, and took up earlier postion. I had it in my mind to try a brunette.
I turned away about 4/5 chicks who were almost like a conveyer-belt, with one really pushy one in particular with a half-asain look to her; a stunner.
Sitting beside me the whole time was blondie Tiffany from Poland. I could only see her with the corner of my eye to my left.
I told her I was from Ireland and she seemed to think that made me 'exotic'. Ha! I said, 'how are you? ' in Polish, but she hadn't a clue.
What I said. She then quickly went on to say that she moved to Germany when she was a baby. So I caught her out on a little white lie. Tee hee!
Surely having Polish parents would help with knowing a basic Polish phrase. I digress. She was about 33ish and a little fleshy. Yum!
I had a brilliant time in Artemis, but the downside is that it is fucking up with my head; I can't stop thinking about the place, and how soon I.
Can get back there. I'm being really irrational about it, and I'm thinking really far-out things. I'm defo obsessed with getting back, and trying to
Be more asking of the girls. A thing I hadn't considered could happen to me. I just have to get through the next little while and get busy with
Other things in my life.
I'll do a separate post for my two shitty experiences.
[QUOTE=Dornstadt; 1192373]Hi guys, first time poster here.
For my two shitty experiences.[/QUOTE]I have no idea why my post looks like it's second language to me. I didn't type it that way with all the full-stops and capital-letters.
Day 4 Sunday: Sheenya for ever.
I came back on Sunday and only sessioned with Sheenya. We had two sessions one for ½ hour and a second one of 1 hour.
On the first session, I came on her back in an incredible position. Very exciting. I really love her body. She really provide very good service and pay attention to please you at the most. This is barely not always the case with others girls.
On the second session, we make love for about 45 minutes without stopping alterning several positions and blowjob to keep me hard. I didn't make love like this for years. She was so great!
Social time is really appreciable with her. That is very nice chatting with her. Obviously, she has some education and is interested in life in general. This makes her more than exceptional.
'Nobody loves me'. 'I love you'.
I am not a bad boy anymore.
LOL7