Berlin

[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1129684]Hi.My choice for the first outing at KLD was also a wierd one. Lisa is older than the 51 years that she advertises on her page, and looks decidedly less MILFy than her pics would suggest:[/QUOTE]Charlie you never cease to amaze. Weird indeed. Perhaps a new category has been started. GILF-as in Grandmother. Or perhaps Tanta Trick massage. Anyway, there are so many cracking good options there at KD, next time you will surely be rewarded for this recon mission.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1129684]I'm not really sure why I took so long before trying KLD out. I suspect that I was put off by the house rules on covered BJ's etc.[/QUOTE]That's where I am right now.

But I'll probably give ita a try on my next trip to Berlin in about 10 days.

Ciao

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1129842]Charlie you never cease to amaze. Weird indeed. Perhaps a new category has been started. GILF-as in Grandmother. Or perhaps Tanta Trick massage. Anyway, there are so many cracking good options there at KD, next time you will surely be rewarded for this recon mission.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this was a funny one even by my standards.

There were a number of boxes she ticked for me. MILF, hairy snatch, intro to KLD and intro to tantra. Individually these four features were of interest, by way of contrast to the daily diet at Artemis. I sort of thought that I could kill 4 birds with one stone.

I will try KLD again, I'm sure I'll like it once I get over my aversion to covered blowjobs. Perhaps I'll persuade Kimino to accompany me on a joint mission on the 15/16th.

Best.

C

Angus, we seem to have some things in common. I am from the same country as you (accent in the walking with Angus video give it away obviously) with a moniker culled from the same country as you. Based on your voice, I think we're about the same age as well.

Two things:

You have to do a search online for an SNL skit involving Christopher Walken, who plays an old confederate general. The amount of double-entendre that one can get from the title,"Colonel Angus" is amazing, and the skit is very funny, IMO. I cannot see your name and not think about Mr. Walken and "Colonel Angus".

Secondly, I wanted to thank you again for all your work. You have very much saved me a buttload of Euros, time, and wasted energy during my stay in Berlin, which I am actually extending for a few extra days.

Their site hasn't been updated in some time.

In my opinion Siramanee offer the "real deal". Good massage, pretty girls and full service at high level and good price. I must admit that I have been there only once, but will sertenly (spelling?) go back!

Finally, I recomend "Boo" a nice and pretty 25-year old girl. I met with her yesterday. Miss her already!

Greatings!

E65.

[QUOTE=Alleng; 1127114]I tried Siramanee massage last week: nice place, very clean, only one girl so I didn't have any possibility to choose. My girl / lady was not so pretty but neither ugly: we decided for a one hour massage (50 euros) and she began with a strong good massage on my back. After 20 minutes she began to laugh and to caress me on my back, and suddenly we decide to deal for the extras. I paid other 80 euros for everything, BBBJ included, but not CIM. It was a good fucking, even if with a girl not so actractive.

Alleng[/QUOTE]

I walked by a couple of days ago. Noticed that the sign was removed and the house looked empty and dark. I did not try to knock on the door, so I can`t tell for sure, but it looked realy dead.

E65.

[QUOTE=Doonan;1130708]Their site hasn't been updated in some time.[/QUOTE]

I have just returned home after spending a week in Berlin. During that time, I was fortunate enough to sample a good portion of the treats that the city has to offer. I'll summarize my adventures.

Royal Bar-this is mainly a bar for trannies, but they show a few women on their site as well. I have a "thing" for good-looking and very feminine transsexuals-DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! If they are manly in any way, then I'm over it. Since I have never heard of a trannie brothel, I decided to stop by and have a couple of drinks. There was one really cute girl at the bar (yes, I'm sure it was a "real" girl) , but I was approached by two drag queens, NOT real transsexuals. I don't have a problem with talking to anyone, but I have no interest in men with dresses whatsoever. Once it was made clear that I wouldn't be left alone, and the girl seemed to have no interest in me, I finished my cocktail, had the taxi driver take me to McDonald's and then back to the hotel.

Artemis-with my trannie brothel curiosity behind me, I made my way to Artemis. Trip report here:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1129869#post1129869[/url]

Rush Hour-On the next evening, I decided to check out the strip clubs in Berlin. I ended up only going to one, as I blew too much money for nothing (no chicks for free).

[url]http://www.rush-hour-berlin.de/component/oziogallery/[/url]

The layout of the club is pretty large, with only 5 or 6 guys in the place when I went in, which was on a Wednesday about 23:00. Girls are okay, but not phenomenal. Out of the 8 girls I saw, only 2 were 7-8, and only one was above that. Drinks are about 10 Euros. I believe the entry was 10 0r 15. With each entry, you are given 3 "bucks" to tuck, that represent one dollar each, although they are actually the equivalent of one euro. Each girl danced to two songs, removing all her clothing by the end of the second. After the dance, she comes to each person in the club, expecting to receive one of these "bucks". I drank 3 or four drinks, and as luck wouldn't have it, I was approached by a german girl, quite tall with some tattoos, dark hair, and large silly-cones (Diana). She spoke good english, was a good conversationalist, and before I had time to leave, I had gotten a buzz, bought her two drinks, and tucked 10 or 15 bucks. I should have left at that point, but decided to get a table dance downstairs. She mentioned at this point that she had heard that in America, you couldn't touch the dancers, but in this club you could. I asked her how much they cost, and she said 50. I ASSUMED that for that much money, and since she stated that I could touch her, that I would at least get a handjob, blowjob, something. Well, you know what they say about assumptions. For fuck sake, it's germany, no one would have been offended if I had asked her to confirm my suspicions, but like an idiot, I wiped the drool from my mouth, followed her downstairs, watched a so-so dance for 10 minutes and was politely told to not go anywhere near her pussy. Since she didn't go anywhere near my goods, I watched the show and left. The club is okay, but no fucking, no sucking, and apparently,"don't touch the pussy". In the US, I would have been happy to find this club. . . Although the table dances are extremely high, but in Germany, what a waste. Total damage, about 120 Euro. . . Ouch.

King George: I fell asleep early in my hotel room on Saturday and woke up about 1 am, wide-awake. So of course, I put on some clothes and went to King George. It's dingy, dark, but friendly. The entry fee for "all you can fuck" is 99 Euro, and the doorman, while the size of a small hotel, was nice enough to give me one euro back for my hundred. Upon entering the bar, the only girl that I saw that I was willing to have a go at was the bartender, who was probably 40 and looked like she had had a hard life. . . BUT, she was blonde, looked like she could be dirty in a good way, and had nice breasts. She made it clear to me that she was not for sale. I walked over to an extended platform with tables and had a seat. A small hog approached me, and I said under my breath, please no, please no, please no. . . So of course she sat down. I asked if she spoke english, and fortunately, she said no. I said there as long as I thought I had to without making her feel bad, and then motioned that I was going for another drink, all of which are included with the entry fee. I drank two more drinks, noticed 5 or 6 more girls that I wouldn't fuck it it were free-oh, wait a minute, it is free, and I STILL don't want to fuck them. There was one austrian blonde that looked like she could get me aroused enought to have a freebie session with her, but she was busy, for obvious reasons when you compare the offerings. At that point, I asked the doorman if it was possible to get my money back. He said "no", of course, and I made the determination to get at least 100 Euros worth of gin and tonics into my body, thus breaking even and making it worthwhile to have left the comfort of the hotel. At that point, an astonishingly gorgeous girl appeared, walked straight over to me, sat down next to me, gave me a big smile, and introduced herself as Petronella. (Stove top stuffing? I'm STAYING!) I had read of Angus's report in his visit and insights on Petronella, and tonight was my lucky night as she had her sights set on me. We chatted for a bit, and then went to the room. I had purchased a drink for her (25) , and we sat in the room, talking, connecting, drinking, and smoking. Pretty soon. 30 minutes was up. Since this was a freebie, no biggie. She suggested going back to the bar for a few minutes and then going back to the room, which we did. The guys in the place looked at me, probably wondering what I had that she wanted so much-and that I could give back to her with such a short recovery time. I joked to her that people must have thought I was superman. She laughed, good sense of humor that girl. This time, clothes came off, the condom went on, and I received a pretty good BJ, considering the condom. We then moved into doggie for a few minutes, then moved into cowgirl, with Petronella saying,"come on, we make like different kind of sport." After that, missionary with those long legs and beautiful feet way up in the air. After completion, we went back out to the bar. The place was about to close, and I ordered another drink for my Romanian companion. She called a taxi for me, gave me a nice kiss and sent me on my way. Total damage 149 Euros, which I don't consider to be a bad investment. We hung out for about an hour and a half, AND I got to make "different sport" with Petronella, who has been referred to as the Queen Bee. In my opinion, I think she stays at KG because she CAN be the Queen Bee. No one else in the joint had looks that even approached hers. You can tell that she pretty much does what she pleases and when she pleases. If she were at a place like Artemis, I don't see her calling too many of her own shots, and she would probably be halfway down the ladder in terms of looks.

Appearance: 7-8.

Performance: 7.

I had to also experience a sexkino. When I was in Berlin 17 years ago, I had some time to kill at Zoologischer station. I went to a kino just to have a look around, was joined in a booth by a hot blonde german, who proceeded to jack me off. That was fun, especially since I wasn't expecting it. This time, I would be prepared to take it all in and enjoy the pure sleaze of it all. I went to Friesenstrasse 3, about 10 on Sunday night. Despite my efforts to find it, I just couldn't. If it's located at Friesenstrasse 3, then it's very well hidden in an apartment building. I ventured over to plan B, which is I believe called Club 44, right next to the Gneussenstrasse Ubahn station. Dark, dingy, disgusting, just what I was looking for. I was shown into the kino by the reception lady. Both of the girls I saw were horrible. One was asian, and had a nice body, but looked like someone had hit her with an ugly stick for years on end. The other one that was available had not only been hit by the ugly stick, but had apparently eaten it too, along with a substantial amount of schnitzel and streudel. I went to the bar, ordered a beer and was about ready to leave, when a 40ish woman, with a very nice body came out, but had a punter in tow. I decided to drink my beer and wait for her, but she was gone for a very, very long time. I was approached again by the two pigs, but said no, even though a wank for 10, BJ for 20, and sex for 30 were offered. I ordered another beer, but the one decent girl was still gone. I drank the beer and left, spending only 5 to get in and 5 per beer. I was not impressed with this keno. I'll try another one before I throw in the hat, but not good people, not good at all.

My final night in Berlin was back at Artemis, again a very, very good night. Report has been filed but not yet posted.

I've never been to a gangbang, and there was on on Tuesday night at Fabrik Lounge, with two pornstars: Sexy Susi and Laureen Pink that I wanted to attend, but my wallet was telling me it was time to go and live to fight another day.

Conclusions:

1. If there's a better city in the world for mongering, I would like to know what it is.

2. Berlin has an amazing amount of different genres of mongering.

3. Had I not found Artemis, I don't think I would have enjoyed my week as much as I did, as everything else was either just okay, or less than "just okay".

4. Since for me, the "chase" is pretty much just as important as the act, I didn't choose to visit one of the very good brothels in Berlin (KD or Liberty). Had there not been other choices, I probably would have spent some time there.

5. As soon as I can work it in, I'm heading back to Berlin. Artemis and anther kino are on my list of things to do.

6. As far as King George goes, if Petronella isn't working the next time I'm there, I'll have a quick shag with someone who is the most decent one there, then proceed to get 100 Euros worth of liquor out of them. Best you're going to do in KG.

7. Tchus Berlin!

[QUOTE=Doonan]7. Tchus Berlin![/QUOTE]Hey Doonan,

Thanks for the interesting report & perspective on Berlin. A couple of points to ponder.

I am not sure what the status is on the forum about tranny sex. I know it is a big no-no to discuss it on the Thai sub forums. But I think that is because it could easily take over there. Here in Berlin it may or may not be okay. This is not a judgement against you by me. Personally I am as interested in that, that is to hear about what is out there, as anything else. Just wanted to point out that some may get upset with it. I hope not.

[QUOTE=Doonan]had noticed a dark-haired girl with a beautiful smile. Fortunately, she came and sat next to me at the crowded bar. I eventually selected a one-hour session with her. Her name is Vivian. . . I think. She's not skinny, but has just the right amount of curves. 26 years old, with a very well done boob job. We had a very nice session. Her blowjob skills are very, very good. She kept asking me to come in her mouth for an extra 50, which I respectfully declined-I personally don't care where my seed goes after it exits my body, so 50 is an additional amount that I would prefer to keep in my wallet. Anal was also available. We had a pretty good connection, and the sex mirrored that. I went down on her, and although it took a while, she did reach orgasm. She would not permit me to put my fingers inside of her, joking that she has things inside of her all the time, and that she preferred to have the outside stimulated orally. It was difficult to not come with her tremdous oral skills, but I held off, and we had sex with her on top, doggy, and me on top. After the session, she offered to try to get me off again, but I was completely spent. I haven't had sex three times in one day in a long, long time. She did however, give me a tremendous massage.[/QUOTE]Also I was curious about this from your Artemis report of a few days back. I have been a regular customer of a girl named Vivian at Artemis for sometime now. Your description sort of matches except that Vivian (the one I know) is quite slim and definitely has natural small breasts. She comes from Slovakia and also sometimes uses the name Fatima. Surely this can not be the same girl? I wonder if you are certain about the name? Vivian / Fatima also has a small tattoo on her lower back.

Any insight?

By the way, I had seen the Col. Angus SNL skit but had forgotten about it. Thanks for the reminder, it is a classic.

AM

[QUOTE=Doonan; 1131806]I have just returned home after spending a week in Berlin. During that time, I was fortunate enough to sample a good portion of the treats that the city has to offer. I'll summarize my adventures.

King George: I fell asleep early in my hotel room on Saturday and woke up about 1 am, wide-awake. So of course, I put on some clothes and went to King George. It's dingy, dark, but friendly. The entry fee for "all you can fuck" is 99 Euro, and the doorman, while the size of a small hotel, was nice enough to give me one euro back for my hundred. Upon entering the bar, the only girl that I saw that I was willing to have a go at was the bartender, who was probably 40 and looked like she had had a hard life. . . BUT, she was blonde, looked like she could be dirty in a good way, and had nice breasts. She made it clear to me that she was not for sale. I walked over to an extended platform with tables and had a seat. A small hog approached me, and I said under my breath, please no, please no, please no. . . So of course she sat down. I asked if she spoke english, and fortunately, she said no. I said there as long as I thought I had to without making her feel bad, and then motioned that I was going for another drink, all of which are included with the entry fee. I drank two more drinks, noticed 5 or 6 more girls that I wouldn't fuck it it were free-oh, wait a minute, it is free, and I STILL don't want to fuck them. There was one austrian blonde that looked like she could get me aroused enought to have a freebie session with her, but she was busy, for obvious reasons when you compare the offerings. At that point, I asked the doorman if it was possible to get my money back. He said "no", of course, and I made the determination to get at least 100 Euros worth of gin and tonics into my body, thus breaking even and making it worthwhile to have left the comfort of the hotel. At that point, an astonishingly gorgeous girl appeared, walked straight over to me, sat down next to me, gave me a big smile, and introduced herself as Petronella. (Stove top stuffing? I'm STAYING!) I had read of Angus's report in his visit and insights on Petronella, and tonight was my lucky night as she had her sights set on me. We chatted for a bit, and then went to the room. I had purchased a drink for her (25) , and we sat in the room, talking, connecting, drinking, and smoking. Pretty soon. 30 minutes was up. Since this was a freebie, no biggie. She suggested going back to the bar for a few minutes and then going back to the room, which we did. The guys in the place looked at me, probably wondering what I had that she wanted so much-and that I could give back to her with such a short recovery time. I joked to her that people must have thought I was superman. She laughed, good sense of humor that girl. This time, clothes came off, the condom went on, and I received a pretty good BJ, considering the condom. We then moved into doggie for a few minutes, then moved into cowgirl, with Petronella saying,"come on, we make like different kind of sport." After that, missionary with those long legs and beautiful feet way up in the air. After completion, we went back out to the bar. The place was about to close, and I ordered another drink for my Romanian companion. She called a taxi for me, gave me a nice kiss and sent me on my way. Total damage 149 Euros, which I don't consider to be a bad investment. We hung out for about an hour and a half, AND I got to make "different sport" with Petronella, who has been referred to as the Queen Bee. In my opinion, I think she stays at KG because she CAN be the Queen Bee. No one else in the joint had looks that even approached hers. You can tell that she pretty much does what she pleases and when she pleases. If she were at a place like Artemis, I don't see her calling too many of her own shots, and she would probably be halfway down the ladder in terms of looks.

Appearance: 7-8.

Performance: 7. [/QUOTE]Excellent trip report. I had a similar experience, and similar feelings in KG, right down to lusting after the blonde MILF bartender, missing the chance at the thin blonde girl, declining offers from ugly girls even though it was "free," and being "picked" by Petronella. I did do you one better by having a decent experience with a pretty Romanian brunette named Gabi (?). I agree that if you're not going to bed them, at least drink as much of their whisky as you can to get your entry fee's worth.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1131837]Hey Doonan,

Thanks for the interesting report & perspective on Berlin. A couple of points to ponder.

I am not sure what the status is on the forum about tranny sex. I know it is a big no-no to discuss it on the Thai sub forums. But I think that is because it could easily take over there. Here in Berlin it may or may not be okay. This is not a judgement against you by me. Personally I am as interested in that, that is to hear about what is out there, as anything else. Just wanted to point out that some may get upset with it. I hope not.

Also I was curious about this from your Artemis report of a few days back. I have been a regular customer of a girl named Vivian at Artemis for sometime now. Your description sort of matches except that Vivian (the one I know) is quite slim and definitely has natural small breasts. She comes from Slovakia and also sometimes uses the name Fatima. Surely this can not be the same girl? I wonder if you are certain about the name? Vivian / Fatima also has a small tattoo on her lower back.

Any insight?

AM[/QUOTE]Angus, I thought before posting, and I actually had one other experience in Berlin, but that would require details to tell the story in any way, so I avoided that. I'm not bothered in any way if a moderator wants to clean my report up a bit.

I'm "fairly" certain about the name. I am really bad with names, but I was thinking about the report I would make on this forum later, so I made sure to at least attempt to remember the names of the girls. We are definitely talking about different girls though. My "Vivian" wears a corset pretty much all the time, even in bed until I asked her to remove it. Her silly-cone job is a good one, and they still have a very natural shape and "droop" to them. However, you can still tell they're not hers. She's 26, mid-length dark hair, Romanian, great smile and laugh, quite curvy. Some might even say she's plump, but I would stop just short of that adjective. Despite her shape, she's very, very firm, which was in evidence when I slapped her beautiful hiney and nothing really moved.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1131837]I am not sure what the status is on the forum about tranny sex. I know it is a big no-no to discuss it on the Thai sub forums.[/QUOTE]Used to be a big "no-no" around here (Europe) as well in days gone by but not sure how bothered the Supremo is about these issues nowadays.

For example, commercial placement is very common in general threads as opposed to classified ads but there doesn't seem to be much "political will" to eliminate it.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1129842]one for the troops ... ... ... for this recon mission.[/QUOTE]What troops? Gadafis. Whats a recon mission? Is it missionary with a reconditioner. Cheers

I visited Kamilla Dee last week and had the pleasure of half hour with Paloma.

[url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/[/url]

She is Italian, in her late twenties, very attractive and as you can see on the website of KD she has a very visible tattoo on her body which is something I liked. All four girls I was introduced to were pretty but Paloma seemed the happiest and most pleased to see me.

I must add that the receptionist, a dark haired lady was absolutely gorgeous.

After taking a shower, the half hour included some delightful kissing, a covered BJ, two positions and a relaxing massage to finish. It was the perfect way to beat the winter blues.

I would certainly highly recommend Paloma, an enchanting lady and the Kamilla Dee establishment seemed very professional.

About the parade. What is the form for talking to the girls as they introduce themselves. Is it ok to ask them a question or two? Aside from looks, what are people's strategy for choosing if you didn't have anyone in mind before? Any questions people like to ask to try and get a good response?

[QUOTE=Lestrade;1132715]About the parade. What is the form for talking to the girls as they introduce themselves. Is it ok to ask them a question or two? Aside from looks, what are people's strategy for choosing if you didn't have anyone in mind before? Any questions people like to ask to try and get a good response?[/QUOTE]I usually just say Hi to the girls when the line up is presented and then I ask the Hausmutti details about the girls afterwards. Usually about the kissing option. I choose from looks first and attitude and a non-defineable feeling about chemistry with the girl. But a little research about the girls is always good to do.