Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2328424]What I can't comprehend is why straight tourist couples (Asian & Russian) would come to Pattaya for a romantic beach holiday. Are they stupid or something? The short answer is, Yes![/QUOTE]I often ask me the same question. Why do they come to Pattaya when you have so many much nicer places you can visit?

I also see Western European families with small children visiting Pattaya. Why not go to one of the beautiful islands or other beach resorts in Thailand instead?

And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?

[QUOTE=Lorus;2328665]And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?[/QUOTE]They can score with the black dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvLHz13xEY

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2328424]Not in certain Go Go's. I saw plenty of high quality girls in Pin Up and Sennsations. These 2 Go Go's plus Happy and several others could easily hold their own and compete successfully with the best Go Go's in BKK like my current favorites KC1, Billboard, Pink, and RB2.

But I would be depressed too if I was relying on Beach Road pickups to satisfy my sexual needs and desires[/QUOTE]I'm a gogo only type of guy. Maybe I will swing by Pattaya next weekend to check out Sensations, but I've been to Pattaya about 10 times and I have yet to be with any girl there I would rate in the top 100 Thai girls I have been with.

My buddy tells me that The Office now has a bar fine of 2000 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Enjoy agogo guys!

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2328241]I find the quality of girls in Pattaya to be depressing relative to Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Same as BKK it depends on where you go. Palace and Skyfall lineups can compete with the best lineups in Bangkok like Billboard and Bacarra. Then as another poster mentioned gogos like Pin up (haven't been enough to call it elite tier), sensations, happy and sapphire club are pretty damn good. In between that is tons of gogos that can have from 0-a few hot girls working on any given night.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2328925]My buddy tells me that The Office now has a bar fine of 2000 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Enjoy agogo guys![/QUOTE]Only 3000 LT? That place was more expensive than that 10 years ago. I find that hard to believe.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2328971]Only 3000 LT? That place was more expensive than that 10 years ago. I find that hard to believe.[/QUOTE]I said for the bar fine; not for the girl.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2329015]I said for the bar fine; not for the girl.[/QUOTE]My mistake. I had thought 2000 bar fine and 3000 LT to the girl. I was thinking that was a good deal. Those girls won't go with just anyone either, they have to at least like you somewhat.

[QUOTE=Lorus;2328665]And what is it about fat British ladies in groups coming here? What are they looking for?[/QUOTE]Oh the horror.

No, no, no. This will not do.

This place is fast becoming the land of the brown buffalo already, we do not need white rhinos in the mix clogging and blocking the sois.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2328925]My buddy tells me that The Office now has a bar fine of 2000 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Enjoy agogo guys![/QUOTE]Fucking hell. That is LK Metro! Not even Walking Street. Girls were not really all that hot when I was there last time either (but it was about a year ago). I will probably skip Patts this year and focus on Jakarta with a short trip to BKK (mostly for shopping) and to meet up with some old flames.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2329095]Fucking hell. That is LK Metro! Not even Walking Street. Girls were not really all that hot when I was there last time either (but it was about a year ago). I will probably skip Patts this year and focus on Jakarta with a short trip to BKK (mostly for shopping) and to meet up with some old flames.[/QUOTE]I had thought he was talking about The Office on soi 33 in Bangkok.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2329286]I had thought he was talking about The Office on soi 33 in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Why would he talk about The Office on Soi 33 in Bangkok on the Pattaya thread? Plus, isn't The Office on Soi 33 closed for good?

Walked along Beach Road last night, lots of girls sitting on motorcycles on the opposite side of the road from the beach. Some were doable imo, most not to my liking. I didn't ask prices.

Was offered BJ in a private room at Xcite. 500 thb plus 300 for room. Lady not bad but too heavy for my liking. Some guy pulled his pants down to the floor right in the bar and got serviced while talking to two of his buddies. Several spinner types but they were busy. Will try here again!

Lots of massage places around Soi Xcite but no girls to my liking, most too heavy / past sell by date IMO.

Just booked my tickets for a Business trip to China. Will be returning via Patts. Oh how I can't wait to see nok. We have been chatting lining FBing since I left can't wait to see her again.

Anyhow she says that she stays in a 1 br and that I can stay with her when in Patts. Me however planning to book somewhere else. Want to pamper her. Any pointers as to a resort or a hotel with spas in hotel jacuzzis in room types??

As can be seen continuously in the posts, BJs are ubiquitous and easily had in many places in Pattaya. I am looking for a true down-to-the-balls no-gag-reflex deep throat, like can be found in Bangkok at Tulip and Snow White among some other places. Not been successful in locating such a thing in Pattaya thus far. Have looked in Bliss, on Soi Post Office and of course Soi 6, but even where the skill was claimed, sadly it was not delivered. Have not yet seen if it can be found in one of the places on Soi Full Love yet, but will probably check in a few days.

Has anyone managed to locate this in Pattaya somewhere? Or is this so rare that I am fortunate to know of 4 or 5 providers in Bangkok who can deliver it, and otherwise I am out of luck? If you prefer to give details by PM instead of open post that is OK.

P.S. I have heard that some ladyboys deliver this, but I am uninterested in that.