[QUOTE=FakeIt;2917537]Customary to be naked and erect while in the club. Try not to poke other guests when walking around. It can be tricky on crowded days. Girls lead you to the rooms by pulling on your penis like a leash. Similarly, you show your interest in a girl by tapping her on the shoulder with your penis. The lady at reception will give you a small tea towel to sit on if you ask. They generally frown upon raw butt hole on bar stools. Doing drugs at the bar is very common, no-one will bat an eye. Give your bottle of booze to the bar tender and they'll just charge you a corking fee of a few euros.
Do the above and you'll fit right in.[/QUOTE]LOL Thanks for the advice.
