ABC Aqua New Year's Eve party
Can anyone tell me about previous Aqua NYE parties?
Was it fun?
Lots of sexy dressed girls?
One girl told me it was too smoky there.
Your thoughts and experience please?
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Sailor Jack's Bucket List; Twin Sisters, Hehehe-hehehe
Sailor Jack is in a small Fields Avenue Bar late at night. This bar has kept the same name and the same mamasans for 20 years. For a moment SJ thinks that sounds depressing, but then Sailor Jack realizes he is sitting in the same seat that he occupied many times over the last 2 decades. And likely Sailor Jack has boom2 some of the mothers of the girls on the stage. So, all seems right with the world.
Sailor Jack is drinking a Tanduay Rum neat and minding his own business like always.
Sailor Jack spots two girls sitting near the stage who look like identical twins. Pussy Ho! Sailor Jack steps lively over to their table with the smell of fresh fish in the air and his harpoon stiffening. Sailor Jack girldrinks them both and starts the interview process. They are from Mindanao. Are they sisters? Are they twins? Now here Sailor Jack's stellar interview process goes awry because both of these girls have Pekinese voice and Sailor Jack cannot understand much of what they are saying. No worries. We will figure out the family tree later. Bihon1 and Bihon2 both giggle in unison. That makes Sailor Jack's tiller stand at attention. Sailor Jack says "We go barfine na?" This all parties do understand. Again the sisters giggle in unison and Sailor Jacks tiller situation becomes urgent.
The deal is struck and we depart for Sailor Jack's lair. Now Sailor Jack is not a fan of threesomes. SJ's experience is that some one in the threesome is often not pulling their weight. Like hiding in the CR or sleeping or playing with their phone or some other horseshit. And one of Sailor Jack's lifelong laments is that Sailor Jack has only one penis to begin with.
So Bihon1 and Sailor Jack begin maneuvers. Bihon1 has a hot little tight gymnast body and soft brown skin. Bihon2 is laying on the bed next to us pretending not to watch. But Bihon2 is actually watching intently. SJ is not sure how Sailor Jack's tiller will perform with an audience because SJ has not done this with an audience before. Sailor Jack grabs Bihon1 by the ears and puts her on her knees. Bihon1 is about to say something as Sailor Jack's torpedo interrupts and the Pekinese voice is muted. Bihon1 and Sailor Jack perform a boisterous session of the naked watusi with Bihon2 laying in the bed next to them. Finish comes with Bihon1 bent over in doggy style with her head nearly on top of Bihon2's chest. Sailor Jack collapses on the bed next to Bihon2. Bihon1 jumps up, dresses quickly, and heads for the door. Sailor Jack protests. But Bihon1 says she has to go meet her boyfriend. Well, crap, is this really a threesome or what?
Bihon1 heads out the door and Sailor Jack wonders what will happen next. Is Bihon2 put off by this? Is Bihon2 going to bolt for the door also? What now? The door closes behind Bihon1 and Bihon2 immediately rolls toward Sailor Jack and starts playing with his tiller. Damn, Sailor Jack thinks, SJ just completed an Olympic Gold Medal boom2 on her sister Bihon1. Sailor Jack is not sure he is ready for another round just yet. And then Bihon2 giggles. The tiller problem immediately reemerges. Bihon2 and Sailor Jack put all canvas to the wind.
It turns out that Bihon2 was quite turned on by watching the earlier action and she wanted some for herself. Sailor Jack also rather liked having an audience.
9 am next morning Bihon2 awakes with a start and she says she has to go. Sailor Jack gently then forcefully guides her back on her pillow and introduces her to Mr MorningWood. Brisk morning exercises are completed and Bihon2 falls back to sleep.
10 am. Again Bihon2 awakes with a start and says she has to go. By now Sailor Jack knows these waters well and Sailor Jack positions Bihon2 for a firm docking procedure. Together we make the sign of the double-humped aardvark, and Bihon2 again falls asleep.
11 am. Bihon2 awakes but Sailor Jack already has a good firm grip on Bihon2. Bihon2 giggles softly and SJ's tiller awakens for yet another quickie, this time a proper doggie style shagging, completed with a satisfying skin slapping, pounding sound. Bihon2 pushes Sailor Jack away and says she really must report in by noon. Bihon2 leaves in a hurry.
Now this was Sailor Jack's best all time performance. Why? SJ really cannot explain it. The girls were good looking, but certainly not 10's. Maybe it was the sister thing. Maybe having an audience? No, it was that little giggle that put the wood in Sailor Jack's tiller.
Oh, at some point in the evening Sailor Jack did learn that Bihon1 and Bihon2 are sisters born just 9 months apart. They are not actually twins. So fill out your scorecards accordingly.
I would never see Bihon1 again. Bihon2 went to work at BodyShop. Sailor Jack would try to barfine Bihon2 several times but she refused SJ every time. Sailor Jack could see the fear in Bihon2's eyes over Sailor Jack's epic prior performance. Bihon2 would now only have girl drinks with Sailor Jack.
And then she would giggle.