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Hate AC? Love AC? ; Something to Consider
The first time Sailor Jack came to Angeles City SJ hated AC. SJ really haaaaaated AC. The filth. The beggars. Ladyboys. The over-the-top goofy bars and barfines. And cherry girls? WTF are virgins doing in a brothel anyway? Sailor Jack could go on. And on. And on. Sailor Jack decided that he hated AC. Sailor Jack decided he would have no more to do with Angeles Fucking City.
Sailor Jack went off to explore other parts of the Filthypines. So Sailor Jack is in a bar in Panglao Beach, Bohol, drinking a Red Horse and minding his own business like always. Sailor Jack meets veteran super monger Berry. Now Berry would become Sailor Jack's original monger sensei for southeast Asia. Sailor Jack has just launched into an alcohol infused 'I hate AC' tirade to brother Berry. Sailor Jack will now paraphrase brother Berry's response for your consideration.
"My friend, perhaps you need to reconsider all that Angeles City hate. I acknowledge all the negatives about Angeles City. Oh, and I could give you many, many more! You see, I have lived in AC for years now. I have traveled the world and I can live anywhere that I please. And I choose to live in Angeles City. Perhaps the problem is not Angeles City. Perhaps the problem is you. " Sailor Jack was steamed at Berry's suggestion that SJ could actually be the source of the problem. But something about brother Berry's steely gaze made Sailor Jack think that Berry may indeed be correct. Sailor Jack would give Angeles Fucking City another try. And this time with a better attitude.
Brother Berry helped guide Sailor Jack through some of the finer points of AC mongering.
"Do not curse the wind. Adjust your sails. ".
Sailor Jack says;.
1-5 days in AC; you will most likely hate AC.
2+ weeks in AC; you will begin to become vaguely aware of some undercurrents affecting your vessels attitude.
6+ months in AC; you will find yourself swirling ever faster around the drain. And with a goofy smile on your face.
So if you are walking along Fields Avenue and you do not watch your step, then you may well step in dogshit. With a little practice, you can learn to avoid the many pitfalls of AC. And in this shithole you can indeed find a rose. In fact, you can find many roses.
As for Sailor Jack, decades ago SJ got his tongue stuck in Filipina pookie and SJ just cannot seem to get it out. Do not send a rescue party. Sailor Jack can manage just fine, fuck you very much.
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No, Sailor Jack Did Not Kiss Her Good Night
Today Sailor Jack's afternoon blowjob girl vomited mid mouth fuck.
There is Sailor Jack with a firm grasp on her hair and SJ's belaying pin tickling her tonsils when the skull fuckee tosses her pancit. Sailor Jack is not talking a little spit up here. SJ means a full unsavory upchuck.
It is enough to put one off of blowjobs.
Almost.
Photos; unrelated SJ Archive.