Pattaya Reports

This is the worst hotel I have ever stayed in ever. Management is the worst and the rooms are awful. Beds and showers had no water and ac dint work when I checked in at 10 pm owner or manager told me I could live without ac one night and he dint see why us americans had to have it so dam bad. So at 1030 I had to run around and try to find me hotel last min. At pig and whistle I was on top floor and it had to be 85 to 90 in that room no way I was going to stay and bring gal back to that dam room but even if the room ac was working the rooms not that appealing at all you take shower and every thing just gets wet in there.

Last two trips been at the queen victoria on soi 6 and its the best hotel I have ever stayed. And it starts with the manager vic.

Just check out the website you can see videos of the rooms and you can see for yourself, big showers with glass doors and huge king beds. All for around 800 baht a night.

Apologies for not getting back sooner - I've been in the land of no / slow internet connections (Laos). Thanks for all the advice.

[QUOTE=Wendella]If you'd agreed on 2000 LT but then ended up giving her 1000 in the morning, I'd say the non-response was because she wanted to give you the message that she saw that as you reneging on the deal, cheating her of her rightfully earned 2000. So now you're a bad man. Don't get me wrong. Of course you're right that 2000 was for more than one go. And she knows that too. But the unfriendliness is part of maintaining her position that you crossed her.
[/QUOTE]With regard 'girl 2' (the one that was watching me) she did try to communicate something to me in the morning - we even tried to phone someone to translate - I thought that she was trying to find out if I wanted to keep her 'long-time, long-time', maybe she was trying to say that 1000 did not include a pop in the morning, but she didn't mention anything about expecting more money. Oh well, that will remain a mystery!

[QUOTE=Dinghy]YUP, Billybob - she played you like a fish on a line

LT is LT (sort of an "all you screw buffet")

Never had one expect "extra" for "boom-boom-chow" (chow is "morning")[/QUOTE]I suspected as much. You win some, you lose some!

[QUOTE=Bill Miami]The first and most important piece of advice I will give to you or any new comer is to negotiate everything before hand. Tell them what you want and ask them if they will do it and how much everything is going to cost. About 75% of the girls will be truthful with you.

All in all, you did not do so badly for a first timer. And now that you know the rules you will be able to have even more fun.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that. I'm back in Patts now and will make sure that I fully negotiate beforehand (but stop short of a full written contract!).

Many thanks,

bb69

Looking to spend a week in Pattaya soon. Has anyone stayed at Secrets Hotel and Bar. Off Walking street? What do you think about the place? I am looking to spend under $1, 550 baht per night. Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Herbuster Bob]Looking to spend a week in Pattaya soon. Has anyone stayed at Secrets Hotel and Bar. Off Walking street? What do you think about the place? I am looking to spend under $1, 550 baht per night. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
Consider yourself lucky if you get a room, should you not have more than the plan and should that be soon. I tried to get in there for a week to no avail.
The place is great.

[QUOTE=Billybob69]maybe she was trying to say that 1000 did not include a pop in the morning, but she didn't mention anything about expecting more money.[/QUOTE]

I'd be surprised if 1000 was supposed to cover long time and/or more than one go. It'd be rare these days to find a girl who'd do a real LT for less than 1500. Depends where though. In a go-go, def not. 1000 would almost surely be a price for ST.

[QUOTE=Tiger 888]Consider yourself lucky if you get a room, should you not have more than the plan and should that be soon. I tried to get in there for a week to no avail.
The place is great.[/QUOTE]
Guys!!
Don't be fooled by some slick advertising, and postings on You Tube.
There are thousands of places to stay, and I would never consider staying at a club for my vacation, let alone peace of mind.

Secrets bar is not what you might think, I was unimpressed, and disliked the hassle of girls trying to have me buy them the world, and beers that cost a shitload. Fuck that! That is why Pattaya sucks imo. There is so much pussy to see, and the talent does not lay in Sharky's or Secrets or any of the Popular rip-off places. Just arrive and find something, look at the room first, DUH!! It works around the world guys.
1550 baht is a lot to pay there, remember not to be sucked into this US mindset. That is why they are a tiger, and the US is a pussy cat. I can get a great ST blowjob in the us for the same as Thailand, and a hotel for less than 1550 baht.
I will not pay more that 5-700 for a hotel anywhere in Thailand, and for that I expect a clean room with TV, Fridge, shower, and AC.
Money is earned, and should not be given away just because we want to feel like were "traveling" and "enjoying" ourselves.
You will be respected more for not throwing your money around, rather than a fool to cheat/and rip-off.

Oh by the way you guys will be happy to know that Nan (See PHoto Galllery) stayed in my room all night for 1000 baht, and I tapped her multiple times. I had several all nighters for 1000B, and this was not so long ago. In fact Nan asked me to just move into her room and "save money", I did not, but I did stay several nights at her place for the same price, nice to have a girl all day and all night for a 1000.
Cheers
Hummer

[QUOTE=Hummer Bird]Guys!!
Don't be fooled by some slick advertising, and postings on You Tube.
There are thousands of places to stay, and I would never consider staying at a club for my vacation, let alone peace of mind.

Secrets bar is not what you might think, I was unimpressed, and disliked the hassle of girls trying to have me buy them the world, and beers that cost a shitload. Fuck that! That is why Pattaya sucks imo. There is so much pussy to see, and the talent does not lay in Sharky's or Secrets or any of the Popular rip-off places. Just arrive and find something, look at the room first, DUH!! It works around the world guys.
1550 baht is a lot to pay there, remember not to be sucked into this US mindset. That is why they are a tiger, and the US is a pussy cat. I can get a great ST blowjob in the us for the same as Thailand, and a hotel for less than 1550 baht.
I will not pay more that 5-700 for a hotel anywhere in Thailand, and for that I expect a clean room with TV, Fridge, shower, and AC.
Money is earned, and should not be given away just because we want to feel like were "traveling" and "enjoying" ourselves.
You will be respected more for not throwing your money around, rather than a fool to cheat/and rip-off.[/QUOTE]Firstly there are a lot more things to lookat than only the price. And I don't take adies from the secrets bar for both of the reasons. But I was talking hotels here. And the hotel is very well run and if you need internet in the room it is a bargain at 800-900 Baht (If you can get a room for that rate, mostly fully booked). Furthermore I am happy that the 500 Baht hunters stay somewhere else.
A higher price does in most cases not have an influence on the quality of the girl, but it certainly has an influence on the quality of the customer.

[QUOTE=Hummer Bird]Oh by the way you guys will be happy to know that Nan (See PHoto Galllery) stayed in my room all night for 1000 baht, and I tapped her multiple times. I had several all nighters for 1000B, and this was not so long ago. In fact Nan asked me to just move into her room and "save money", I did not, but I did stay several nights at her place for the same price, nice to have a girl all day and all night for a 1000.
Cheers
Hummer[/QUOTE]

And at what kind of place are you finding a 1000 baht LT?

I can't really judge her by those pics -- seems like butts are the be all-end all for you (so to speak). ;-)

I had previously spent a couple of days in Pattaya - see my other posts - in that time I experienced a good 1000 baht LT session with a girl from the 'Hole In One' bar on Soi 6, another 1000 baht LT session which was bordering on being a rip-off with a girl from 'Poppy Bar' on Soi 7 / Beach Road and a very nice 500 baht ST session with "Mon" from the 'PAT' bar on Soi 6.

After a few weeks travelling around Thailand, I returned to Pattaya. Here is my newbie (ongoing) trip report -

I had booked into the Sawsdee SeaView hotel, but checked out after 1 night; the staff were down-right rude and the room was in need of a lick of paint.

I checked into the 'Queen Victoria' pub; nice atmosphere and of course the Soi 6 action is right on the doorstep. Although Soi 6 is ram-packed of girls looking for action, I find it hard to make a selection on this Soi; obviously I'm looking for a young cutie, but I also like my girls to have a 'personality' and to be able to speak at least a smattering of English, especially if I am going to go LT. I find it hard to start a conversation outside when all the cat-calls are going on.

So I go looking around the beer bars around 2nd road / Soi 6 and spot a girl with a 'different' Thai look. Her name is "Tut", speaks good English, is 29, but hasn't had any kids. 'All my boxes are ticked', so I buy her a drink, we play pool & Connect 4, but at no point does she even so much as come onto me, so eventually I leave confused.
Are there actually bar girls who aren't looking for action?

I head up Soi 6 and the Red Light Bar seems to have the best selection, so I go in for a drink. I buy a cutie a drink, but she has mimimal English and I'm told that she is 700 for ST + 300 bar fine. 1000 for a quickie, you have got to be joking! I buy a drink for another girl but she wants 1500 baht (+ 300 bar fine) for LT.

Were they taking me for a newbie or is 700 ST / 1500 LT now the going rates for half decent girls on Soi 6?

I decline both and by this time, it's past midnight and head back to 2nd road. I walk past 'Sweet Lemon' bar, a girl who looks wise is no more than a 6/10 on my scale, persuades me to pop in for a drink. "Beam" is 26yo and as mad as a March Hare, but we have a great laugh, so bar fine her (400 baht) for 1000 LT - and this time I make sure that this includes a pop in the morning. We head back to the hotel, she gets unchanged. OMG! What a rack! The best that I've seen on an Asian girl. We get down to business. OMG! What a performer! Probably the best bj I've received and great girl on top. It doesn't take me long to finish and I roll over thinking 'I can't wait to do that again in the morning!".

However, all through the night and the morning, I'm woken to the sound of her wretching down the toilet and saying that she is never going to touch Whiskey again. Bang goes my second mind-blowing pop in the morning.

To be continued.......

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[QUOTE=White Whale]Then to annoying newbie style of questions. I am going back during Eastern. How is the season compared to after Xmas? Are there more or less people around? What about weather? Hotter? I see temperature is over 30C but what about humidity? What would you recommend to visit on other direction than between Soi 13 and Walking Street. I think I covered that during my first visit.[/QUOTE]Answering to myself as you guys do not talk to strangers... Weather is about same. I do not notice difference in amount of people. Walking Street still growded. Same lady on my bedside third day. Seem not to get rid off her; probably even want to. If that would happen, I still would appropriate pointers. Now when with her, I also could use hints for tourist activities. Been already in Ripley's Believe or not. What comes to lady 24h LT is 1000B + expences. Expences include eating, drinking, a dress or shoes a day. Still under 2000B a day.

[QUOTE=White Whale]Answering to myself as you guys do not talk to strangers... Weather is about same. I do not notice difference in amount of people. Walking Street still growded. Same lady on my bedside third day. Seem not to get rid off her; probably even want to. If that would happen, I still would appropriate pointers. Now when with her, I also could use hints for tourist activities. Been already in Ripley's Believe or not. What comes to lady 24h LT is 1000B + expences. Expences include eating, drinking, a dress or shoes a day. Still under 2000B a day.[/QUOTE]I forgot to mention 250B bar fine. But we still are in 2000B range. Yesterday we went to beaty parlor. On my request ;) I wanted my finger and toe nails properly done. She had her hair washed. I have met close to 20 thai ladies and sometimes wondered why they always used shower caps? Why did they not wash their hair? I got my answer. It took 20 mins to dry the hair. From bottom to top. Layer by layer.

Today bar owners son takes me for sight-seeing.

[QUOTE=White Whale]Answering to myself as you guys do not talk to strangers... Weather is about same. I do not notice difference in amount of people. Walking Street still growded. Same lady on my bedside third day. Seem not to get rid off her; probably even want to. If that would happen, I still would appropriate pointers. Now when with her, I also could use hints for tourist activities. Been already in Ripley's Believe or not. What comes to lady 24h LT is 1000B + expences. Expences include eating, drinking, a dress or shoes a day. Still under 2000B a day.[/QUOTE]



[url]http://www.nongnoochtropicalgarden.com/en/index.asp[/url]

[url]http://www.tigerzoo.com/index2.html[/url]

(good tourist activity)

[QUOTE=Billybob69] I buy a cutie a drink, but she has mimimal English and I'm told that she is 700 for ST + 300 bar fine. 1000 for a quickie, you have got to be joking! I buy a drink for another girl but she wants 1500 baht (+ 300 bar fine) for LT.

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It completely depends on what time of night you go to Soi 6. If you're just looking for a quickie, then go before 8:00 and you should be able to negotiate 500 for a ST and 300 BF. You probably won't get less than that.

[QUOTE=White Whale]I I have met close to 20 thai ladies and sometimes wondered why they always used shower caps? Why did they not wash their hair? I got my answer. It took 20 mins to dry the hair. From bottom to top. Layer by layer.

Today bar owners son takes me for sight-seeing.[/QUOTE]

Thai girls wear shower caps because they wash their hair about once a week (unless you're a bargirl -they go to the salon every day). This is because their hair can become very frizzy and unkept if they wash it everyday, and if they only wash it once a week, then it's easier to manage. Their hair is also not naturally straight and sleek - they have to go to the salon every few months to get it straightened and done - it can cost anywhere from 1500 baht to 5000 baht, depending upon the length and the treatment.