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[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?[/quote]Du bist ja sehr schön, aber ich bin gerade angekommen, vielleicht spä***.

[quote]No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.[/quote]Nein Danke, nicht gerade aber vielleicht spä***.

[quote]No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.[/quote]Nein Danke ......

[quote]I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.[/QUOTE][/quote]Verzeihung, aber ich kann mein Schwanz nicht finden, bitte komme spä*** mal wieder vorbei.

Mmmmmm

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later? [/QUOTE]

Du bist sehr hübsch (schön), vielleicht sehen wir uns spä*** noch?

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.[/QUOTE]

Nein danke, jetzt nicht, ich bin gerade erst angekommen.

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.[/QUOTE]

Nein danke, vielleicht spä***. Du bist so schön, wäre ich alleine mit Dir würde ich sofort tot umfallen und ich darf heute nicht sterben.

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.[/QUOTE]

Es tut mir leid, ich kann meinen Schwanz gerade nicht finden, frag doch spä*** noch mal nach.

HB

Since my return from the FKK world I have longed on to the Dutch and German forums, but could use some help.

So far I have used Babel and Google translation services. Here is my problem. When I try to use the section where Babel lets you enter the whole website for translation, after I long in, all I get is an Error message. In other words both Google and Babel will let me enter and translate a single report, but when I try to get the whole site, like the Dutch site, translated I get an error message. Of course Babel and Google will translate the whole site BEFORE I log in but then you can't read the forums until you log in.

Any translation help will be greatly appreciated.

You guys are great.

Do the girls generally have a sense of humour?

[QUOTE=Chukar]Since my return from the FKK world I have longed on to the Dutch and German forums, but could use some help.

So far I have used Babel and Google translation services. Here is my problem. When I try to use the section where Babel lets you enter the whole website for translation, after I long in, all I get is an Error message. In other words both Google and Babel will let me enter and translate a single report, but when I try to get the whole site, like the Dutch site, translated I get an error message. Of course Babel and Google will translate the whole site BEFORE I log in but then you can't read the forums until you log in.

Any translation help will be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Maybe I have to change something that Babel is working. I will look for that

PS It is spä*** = spaeter or later.

Why is spä*** resulting in three stars?

It's not like I said fuck or ***** or **** ... (ha, ha, ha, I can say "fuck your ****", but it has to be now, b_i_tch, not spä***, because that result in a triple star punishment ...)

OK, I'm over it; see you spä*** :D
euro

[QUOTE=Euro100]Why is spä*** resulting in three stars?

It's not like I said fuck or ***** or **** ... (ha, ha, ha, I can say "fuck your ****", but it has to be now, b_i_tch, not spä***, because that result in a triple star punishment ...)

OK, I'm over it; see you spä*** :D

euro[/QUOTE]Possibly because those three letters, when capitalized, form the acronym of another, competing, website?

Hi Guys

Please help me out, I know really I ought to read everything first but time is of the essence. In a few days time a friend of mine is flying into Schiphol for a couple of days and has asked me to advise him on which Fkk to visit, and more importantly, how to get there using public transport, or if not, renting a car. Since I normally drive to Fkks in my own car, I don’t normally pay much attention to posts about public transport, hence I need some help.

I thought perhaps that Living Room at Kaarst would be the one to visit, since it is in Dusseldorf and it should be easy to take a train there, and then a taxi.

Any comments would be gratefully received.

Kingwenslas

there are at least four famous FKK in Dusseldorf region. GT, PHG, living room and Villa Vertigo.

Which one would you recommend most for the first visit?

[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]Hi Guys

Please help me out, I know really I ought to read everything first but time is of the essence. In a few days time a friend of mine is flying into Schiphol for a couple of days and has asked me to advise him on which Fkk to visit, and more importantly, how to get there using public transport, or if not, renting a car. Since I normally drive to Fkks in my own car, I don’t normally pay much attention to posts about public transport, hence I need some help.

I thought perhaps that Living Room at Kaarst would be the one to visit, since it is in Dusseldorf and it should be easy to take a train there, and then a taxi.

Any comments would be gratefully received.

Kingwenslas[/QUOTE]
If your friend gets to Duesseldorf or to Koeln, there are a host of clubs which are all reachable via public transport.

Living Room is one. No need to cab this. You just take the S-bahn to the Ikea in Kaarst.

Then there are Blue Note, La Bedo and Dolce Vita right in Duesseldorf and Samya in Koeln.

The Golden Triangle is less accessible but still doable.

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]You guys are great.

Do the girls generally have a sense of humour?[/QUOTE]
... depends on your chemistry with her.

I find some girls are all business. Others are cool and you find that you are instantly on the same wavelength.

I don't go with women who don't smile at me when I smile at them. Its a pretty easy screening process.

[QUOTE=Frank Dallas]As a rookie, I am sure that I will walk into an FKK and immediately go into pussy catatonia. Nevertheless, when I come too I would like to be able to gently say no to an aggressive lady until I can find the one I like. (which may take all of 5 minutes).

So, I thought perhaps some gentle brushoffs would be good.

Anyone know how to say these in Deutsche.

You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?

No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.

No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.

I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.[/QUOTE]
.. [i]Komm, Schatz, wir gehen ins Zimmer[/i]?

Some women like guys who are in total control. :)

I was at Babylon once and said to a chick: [i]Gaebe es Zeit, damit wir uns besser kennenlernen koennten?[/i]

She was quite amused. One of the other guests said something to the effect that I was very well brought up.

Treat the women well and with respect and it pays off a hundred fold.

What to do in this scenario? Say you are acquainted with a girl in normal life. You have flirted a bit with her, but not much more. On an FKK visit you see her naked. What do you do?

1. Great, what an opportunnity! Now I can take her off my to do list.

2. I'd rather fuck her in normal life, so I don't do her in this setting. But it's great that now I know that she is not uptight about sex and will certainly try to seduce her later. I choose to
2a. Stay and not take her, just chat.
2b. Sneak out before she sees me.

[QUOTE=Everhard]What to do in this scenario? Say you are acquainted with a girl in normal life. You have flirted a bit with her, but not much more. On an FKK visit you see her naked. What do you do?

1. Great, what an opportunnity! Now I can take her off my to do list.

2. I'd rather fuck her in normal life, so I don't do her in this setting. But it's great that now I know that she is not uptight about sex and will certainly try to seduce her later. I choose to
2a. Stay and not take her, just chat.
2b. Sneak out before she sees me.[/QUOTE]


I'd go for 2 but wouldn't bother trying to seduce her later and 2a depending upon her reaction to see me.

I was at GT last year when a girl spotted someone she knew. He was a young guy so may have been her boyfriend, she sent a friend over to check on his name. She must have known him as she then ran off to get her clothes and exited the club very quickly. I am surprised this doesn't happen more often in the NRW area with the amount of clubs in a small area although I guess most of the women work in clubs that are well away from their home towns.

[QUOTE=Everhard]What to do in this scenario? Say you are acquainted with a girl in normal life. You have flirted a bit with her, but not much more. On an FKK visit you see her naked. What do you do?

1. Great, what an opportunnity! Now I can take her off my to do list.

2. I'd rather fuck her in normal life, so I don't do her in this setting. But it's great that now I know that she is not uptight about sex and will certainly try to seduce her later. I choose to

2a. Stay and not take her, just chat.

2b. Sneak out before she sees me.[/QUOTE]I like to think I have the balls to go for option 1 and have a session with her (if she was willing).

The reality is that I would chicken out and go for 2b sneaking out before she sees me. I have many friends in my normal life who I am open about doing this hobby as they do so as well. My friends have girls that know that they monger but I do not have any girls that know or suspect that I monger (that I know of). I think I would like to keep it that way. What goes on tour stays on tour is the unwritten motto. Its our form of the mafia's code of omerta.

I will carefully note that this girl from my normal life works as a FKK girl but may never ever broach the knowledge with her as its her private life and if she trusted me enough then she would tell me. I suspect if she knew I mongered she may have even asked me about the best places to work.

I think I would need to be confident of our relationship to be ballsy enough to go for option 2a and stay and chat to her. some would think that the normal option to take in this situation and treat it like an impromptu date. Remember she is on work time and if she needs to go and make money you should not be detaining her.

Warm regards

Londonbasketcase