Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2350612]Whatsapp is far more popular than Line in Indonesia.[/QUOTE]So true. I have a trip to Indo in September and only a handful of girls use LINE. Most use WhatsApp.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2350179]Vietnamese chicks in Vietnam are lousy lays.[/QUOTE]That sir, is not true at all. Viet girls in Vietnam are as hot as they come and will show you a great time. That has been my personal experience. However, it is not convenient to monger in Vietnam anymore. And without the convenience it is not my preferred destination.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2350612]Whatsapp is far more popular than Line in Indonesia.[/QUOTE]Whatssapp is great: you can copy paste translate in their language. Very popular in Dominican Republic, too. I mean if you want to get to know the girl. Some girls post updates photos jokes videos in the status feature of the app so you can kinda see what they are doing and get a peek at their personalities. It's like a mini facebook only you can you can look without being identified that you looked unless you reply to what they posted. Cheers.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2350578]Once you arrive in the destination and take a look around the area enough to see where the bars, shops, clubs and girls are, hardly kept secret and takes about an hour in Pattaya and maybe 90 minutes in Bangkok, you'll have at least 95% of the information you'll need to get laid that day or night as a newbie as well as any decades long veteran of the area and contributor to these forums.

Yeah, it is useful to know the going rate in this or that venue or option, the length of time to expect for the money, what are the latest scams to avoid. But if someone is fine with basic condom covered full service and does not require much more than that to feel he has scored well, then virtually any and every P4P girl in Thailand is at your disposal and service for her going rate. And she will practically if not literally take you by the hand and guide you through the process even if you never heard of the Internet.

It gets a little trickier if you want or need something more than that kind of basic Thai style P4P fare, i.e. Anal, BBBJ+CIM, Rimming, etc. But even that kind of stuff is so well accepted as reasonable options they show up on shop and venue menus. There is no stigma or risk of serious push back for simply asking for it.

However, Bareback/BBFS is a different matter in Thailand for now. Getting that is a bit trickier and not so commonplace, quite a bit trickier and a relatively major challenge if you want or need to get an upfront agreement for it from the girl before you take her. But there is very little anyone can learn here for how to make that latter part happen, no clever patter or methods to ensure it will happen. You just have to go out there and start including it in your conversations with the girls, take the buzzkill hit when it doesn't work or go over well and see what works for you..[/QUOTE]Touche' and bravo Mr Tooms! R. O. D!

Hi brothers,

I am reaching Pattaya next week and would like to know what is the current USD to THB rate. I have checked websites and I also know for a fact that the actual rate is different from what's on the websites. So any brother living in Pattaya can please let me know what is the current rate. Thanks a ton!

Mcfuck.

[QUOTE=McFuck;2351356]Hi brothers,

I am reaching Pattaya next week and would like to know what is the current USD to THB rate. I have checked websites and I also know for a fact that the actual rate is different from what's on the websites. So any brother living in Pattaya can please let me know what is the current rate. Thanks a ton!

Mcfuck.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.superrichthailand.com/[/URL]#en.

I always get the same rate at the exchange office as on the website.

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You, Sir, win the Interwebs today.

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2350003]I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

Currently I have read from pages 130 to 50 and I will summarize what I have learned from the hours I have spent reading this fountain of information.

I have 50 more pages to go, which I am sure will only add to my wealth of wisdom.

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

Armed with this knowledge, what could possibly go wrong?

I learned that Line is the WhatsApp of Asia. The location feature is country specific and not available in Thailand.

I learned there is a website called cupid, which is where you can hook up with "semi" pros that are pros at what they do.

I learned that Tinder in Thailand is for losers and freaks.

I learned that Bangcock vs Pattaya is an argument that is "to each his own". Comparing a big city vibe to a beach scene is silly but people still try to do it. It's the same silly argument everywhere, San Jose vs Jaco, Cartagena vs Medellin or Bogota, etc. A useless silly argument trying to claim an apple is better than an orange.

I learned that one's man's trash is another man's treasure. What one guy thinks is nice another thinks is trash and vice versa. The old adage still applies, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

I learned that common pricing is as follows, skank beach walkers 500-1,000, average bar girls and freelancers 1,000 1,800 and hot go-go girls 2,000 4,000.

I learned that Russian girls are white, expensive and not good fucks.

I learned that many posters, or should I say posers, like to stir the shit on the board and offer no real, useful or informative information.

I learned that people ask stupid questions too often instead of doing the basic research themselves and spending a little time reading through the forum or watching a few You Tube videos.

I learned that pubic hair, commonly referred to as Bush, still grows on woman's private parts. Older men don't seem to mind it and sometimes prefer it. Younger guys don't like it, have no idea what that hair is and think it might be an Asian disease.

I learned that if a girl is telling you to try out her friend or trying to encourage you to another girl, it is because she doesn't want to fuck you. If you insist, you will be disappointed.

I learned that the Windmill is a disgusting place that men finger women for 10 baht and eat smelly pussy on stage. Cheap Charlie's like to go there and get cheap thrills with no intention of BF a girl.

I learned that prostate surgery will ruin your sex life.

I learned that Thailand is no different than mongering anywhere else in the world, performance is inversely proportionate to the costs.

I learned that cramps, especially leg cramps, can be avoided with water, salt and magnesium. Sex enhancing pills can cause cramping.

I learned that soapies suck unless you like soapies, then they are great.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

I learned that mongers that overpay do so because of their egos, because they have no game or negotiation skills or a combination of both.

I learned that some posters / posers run their girls and some let their girls run them.

I learned that some people think the price is the same for everyone, like they are shopping at Macy's for a sweater. They don't grasp the concept that working girls are just woman that have likes and dislikes and charge accordingly.

I learned that it is not a good idea to get a suit tailor made.

I learned that some people travel half way around the world to pay the equivalent of $300 USD - $500 USD to bang a girl for an hour, pay for her drinks, food and entertainment and watch her sleep for the other 8 hours.

I learned that some people think it is wrong if you repeat with a girl that rocks your world and makes you happy, they feel you are obligated to bang a different girl every session. I suspect this is due to not having a lot of woman that want to repeat with them, so they have not seen the benefits that come with chemistry and the elevated comfort level that comes with repeats.

I learned that Krispy Kreme is available in Bangkok but not in Pattaya.

I learned that KFC and Taco Bell do not exist in Pattaya.

I learned that sex workers are lazy. They only want to fuck and do not like to clean rooms or wait tables instead.

I learned that "pro" is either short for Professional or Prostitute, which one you think it is depends on your education level and your ability to apply common sense.

I learned that smoking indoors causes smoke to be indoors.

I learned that a great story about your New Year's trip to Pattaya, should not be in December.

I learned that Cuba is a great place for GFE action, if you don't mind unsafe places, socialism and high crime.

I learned that Pattaya girls have a lot of bad tattoo's and plan on getting more.

I learned that some Thai woman adhere to their culture and do not shave their legs. Some guys don't mind and some guys think it's disgusting.

I learned that if her stage name is "Meow", she probably has 20 cats at home and best to take her to your hotel instead of going to her place where you might be butchered and fed to cats as cat food.

I learned that potholes reoccur on the streets of Pattaya in 3 months or less. I learned the reasons why potholes form and there is a tin foil hat conspiracy that some girls use a pick axe to create them to get you slow down in front of their bars.

I learned that too many mongers think you have to go to a bar to meet a girl, despite walking past 1,000's of girls to get the bar.

I learned that Vietnamese girls in Thailand are lousy lays but if you go to Vietnam, they are good lays.

I learned that like anywhere else in monger world, paying upfront is a bad idea and never works out.

I learned that Thai girls like to eat food. They like to order food and not eat the food. They like to eat the food but only if they ordered it. They like to watch food spoil. They only like to eat fresh food and not leftovers.

I learned that Jomtein is for gay guys.

I learned that Germany has white woman and most of them are shockingly from Europe.

I learned that you should ask a girl if she does anal before you agree to take her with you. It is also a good idea to ask her if she does anal before you try to actually put it in her ass. If you are going to do anal with a girl who doesn't like or want anal, have her do reverse cowgirl, somehow this is magical and she will suddenly want anal.

I learned that if you are of Indian decent, you will not get laid in Pattaya, unless of course, you actually make an effort to get laid in Pattaya, then it is no problem where you are from because it's about bar drinks, being civil and paying money to the girl for sex.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2350003]I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

[/QUOTE]Very funny! Thanks for the time you spent reading and writing!

There is a KFC is the new mall and, get this, they have Fee Refills! Except for the fact you can't get a good ole chicken breast there or a biscuit, it is almost like being home.

I have heard a Taco Bell opened up in Bangkok. I love TB. Where I live, I eat off the dollar menu and, with the free senior drinks, I can eat and be full for $2. 14! I just hope they didn't dink around with the menu.

Is windmill closed down for good?

[QUOTE=RacShack;2351627]Is windmill closed down for good?[/QUOTE]I was there two nights ago. They are open and nothing has changed.

[QUOTE=Allover;2351925]I was there two nights ago. They are open and nothing has changed.[/QUOTE]Thanks, that is good news. It's a great place to start the night with a sticky finger or 2. If you can manage to get a seat.

I'm all set to arrive there on Saturday night for 10 nights. I will be staying at my all time favourite LK Empress. Long flight from Switzerland.

If any monger wants to hang out or go for a beer, just let me know.

Happy mongering.

P.S.- attaches is some of the girl I previously spent time with.

In Pattaya now. It's still lots if fun but, as others have noted, expensive. Walking Street go go barfines usually start at B1500 and lower to B1000 after midnight. I used to Barfine every night but not anymore due to cost. Some of my favorites from visits during the past 2 weeks are: Tantra, Fahrenheit, Baccara, and Rich. I rate Living Dolls and Pinup with the best talent this trip. Sapphire has been my favorite for years but I thought the girls' looks seemed mediocre there this trip.

I thought the talent was pretty poor at: Tee Rak, Airport, Infinity, and SuperModel. Windmill is Windmill. Rowdy as ever. Happy expanded and seems more friendly to Western guys.

Beach Rd has some pretty decent talent these days. I usually don't bother with those girls but I took a Beach Rd girl on two different occasions last week. Ladyboys are still everywhere but they seem less aggressive and annoying this trip. Has anybody else noticed that? There are also fewer ladyboys on Beach Rd late at night (after 3 AM) than I have seen in years past. I should mention most of my nights out start at 10 pm when a lot of talent has already been barfined. Soi 6 is still hopping. Took a girl named Oh from Redpoint. Paid about B300 (can't remember) to the bar and B1000 to the girl. She initially asked for B1000 but quickly dropped her price to B800. She was good so I just gave her B1000.

I'm leaving town in a few days. Thanks to everybody for the info they provided here. I can't believe my trip is almost over. Dammit!

[QUOTE=Allover;2352126] Soi 6 is still hopping. Took a girl named Oh from Redpoint. Paid about B300 (can't remember) to the bar [/QUOTE]Rooms at Red Point cost 370 baht.