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Everyone takes one for the team. Confess.
[QUOTE=AsianPursuits;2768767]Let's see just how chubby and fuggily she is.[/QUOTE]Ring any bells?
Pharting Philipinas unite!
[QUOTE=Goferring;2768941]If confronted by others, remember Deny, Deny Deny and plead the 5th.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. Or alternately: "I don't recall".
Picture back-story. First, the porker in the pic gave a lovely BJ (with the exception that she farted, twice, during her longanissa snack). Notice that I was not the one who snapped the pic. It's *possible* that there was a second heifer in the room snapping pics. I got them from a ST / BJ place on Santos: Two girls, p400 each, 4 hours at my place (back in the day).
In retrospect it might have been a better experience if the lights in the room were off. I don't recall.
Followup after the boracay trip
I ended up with 2 out of 3 girls going with me, the 3rd one found a boyfriend and she thought that that's the one. I have no problem with that, actually I'm glad when any of them find the long awaited rescuer that's going to give them a better life.
So, I wasted 100 $ for the airplane ticket, but anyway I was starting to think about the people at the hotel in boracay seeing me in and out the room with 3 sexy chicks, and worrying about them thinking that I'm some sort of pimp.
The left behind chick, upon return cried because none of her expectations became reality, and she lost the chance to visit boracay for free.
Boracay was really enjoyable with 2 chicks in tow, compared to last time when I was alone: great weather, good food, nice bars, talented musicians, and as usual. Lots of koreans, few white couples, and some groups of white dudes, looking with hungry eyes at my girls, which were approached and proposed every time they went to the bathroom, or walked by themselves at some distance in front of me. Is not cheap but worth visiting once in a while, in my opinion way better than cancun or Florida.
Everything went as planned: sex, beach, eat, rest, dance (watch them dance, because I know it will look ridiculous seeing an old fart doing the macarena with his "daughters".
As some of you predicted, the phones transformed them at any given chance when sitting, into brainless zombies starring at the little screen, with no awareness of the surroundings, or me talking to them, but I found an elegant solution, since I didn't want to take their phones away (because it appeared to me that taking selfies every few minutes, generated extreme happiness): I was taking a pic of them looking in the little screens, and send it to them with some funny caption, like "Hello, anybody in there? It seems that if the message comes from the magic screen, and not directly in to the ear it works instantly.
None of the pre-pandemic big dance clubs survived, only one named epic, which may be new, with no dance area. Hundreds of people just sitting and starring at the dj playing computer generated noise, my 2 girls were the only ones dancing in the only space available, next to our table, but only now and then when the noises resembled some reminiscence of a known song.
The bands playing in the restaurants were great, but you have to get in early, because it was crowded, and no empty tables left after they start playing.
After the return to angeles we went back to my hotel, and before the girls went home to do laundry and stuff, I put the leftover money I had from boracay, about 45 k on the table and told them to take what they want. Each took 5 k, and asked if it was ok, impressive.
They stayed with me for the next 10 days before I returned to the USA And never asked for any more money, on my own I gave each 20 k, because I know they were not working while staying with me, and have bills to pay, they even came with me to the airport to say goodbye.
I don't want to keep in touch, because it serves no purpose if I'm not returning soon, but maybe I will send them 5 k each for Christmas, because I think they earned it.
A week of muted adventure
I find it a task to write anything long and I am trying to jot down my experience here while the memory is still fresh for future reference.
Tue: Departed Makati for AC after spending a long weekend there. Had a private chauffeur to bring us there at 4000 pesos. Divided by three of us in the group, it's a no brainer. Checked into ABC two bedroom aqua suite, while my second buddy occupied another aqua suite bedroom. ABC is the place to be if one is not on a budget. Pool party bar club with DJ etc of the 7th floor with 24 hours room service. The room has bathtub where you can just bang girls if one so desire. Bar fined a girl that night, nothing memorable, girl was small and petite and I was worried that I might break her at anytime.
Wed: Catch on on my sleep. Jetleg was still lingering. Just chill out at the aqua club, work out in their gym, had full body massages, pedicure and watching all these soccer games.
Thu: Bar fined a girl from Dragon as she did not look like the average pinays. Turned out she had some Spanish blood. Both my buddies had been very busy since arriving AC. One of them has been a veteran there and he knows many girls while the other one was his first time and he was enthralled by the experience. I, on the other hand, was not as excited this time. I think my taste has always been geared more towards the latinas and the Indonesian varieties. That night, each of my buddies have bar-fined at least two to three girls and we had ourselves a wild party at the aqua club in the same ABC hotel. My girl for that night was very affectionate and attentive and had no qualms with showing her affections with kisses etc in the public at the party.
Fri: Catching up on the hangover from the previous night. Just chilled out in the hotel and by the aqua club. Spent some time with my buddies bar hopping. Not really my thing, but there is really nothing much to do at AC.
Sat: Tried to contact my Thursday girl on WhatsApp. No reply. Apparently she was bar-fined and was away for a few days at Cebu. No big deal, followed my buddies bar hopping again. My buddies had already bar-finned their girls. They just enjoyed hopping from one bar to the next while bring their girls, note: girls as in plural for each one of them. Now, we ended up in XS. XS was at least not as boring as they had at least some decent dance shows, with the intermittent parading of their girls who can be bar-fined. Sat next to a "Tequila" girl whom I originally thought to be the mamasan. She laughed when I told her that, but anyway I enjoyed having the conversation with her. She explained to me how the whole setup. Dancing girls can be bar-fined but they will only accompany your for drinks, no sex. For girls that can be bar-fines, rates are set at 4000 pesos for short term and 5000 pesos for long. The girl gets half of that. Anyway, she tried to get me to bar-fine her friend on stage, which I finally did. Anyway, I ended up bar-fining the "tequila" girl too so that we can have a bigger group and watch the world cup game played by the US team, and a threesome with both of them after that.
Here's the kicker: After the first goal against the US team, I had this sinking feeling that they would lose the game. At that point, I told the girls to get the water running in the Jacuzzi in my bedroom. If the US team cannot score that night, at least I would have the satisfaction of scoring myself tonight with these two girls. As I said earlier, the ABC room is built to rest, chill and host an orgy. Now what I learned at that point as we fooled around with one another, the tequila's friend is actually a bisexual. I have always had a thing for bisexual girls in a threesome, since the whole thing is so much more interactive instead of having two girls taking turn on me. Anyway, that Tequila girl was surprised to learn that her friend was a bi. I was able to cajole the Tequila girl to give it a try. Of course, the other bisexual girl needed no cajoling. In the end, that girl commented that she never thought she actually liked it came at least 3 times that night by let's say doing things differently. LOL.