Pattaya Reports

In my effort to give back to the community, I follow up on my back reading of the forums to prepare for a trip to Pattaya.

Part I covered page 130 to page 50. This will cover page 50 to page 1.

So, here we go.

I learned that there is confusion about the difference between "having game" and "negotiation".

I learned that you don't need "game" when paying for sex, you need money.

I learned that you don't need a lot of money when paying for sex, if you have game.

I learned having game will elevate the rapport and the provider will provide better service.

I learned that negotiations for the price of sex is somehow similar to buying a car. (Honestly, I just skipped over that conversation as it was a totally retarded premise.).

I learned if the girl likes you, you will probably pay less and get better service from her.

I learned Japanese men have small dicks, big wallets and pull the best girls.

I learned some people still stupidly try to compare big city BKK to small beach city Pattaya.

I learned if she has a "funky" smell down there, some guys will still eat her out anyway.

I learned if you return the following night to bar fine the girl you bar fined the night before and she looks sloppy and tired, you are just going to pay her to go to sleep early without sex.

I learned Pattaya is a shit hole and Angels City is a shit-ier hole.

I learned Pattaya is best for short term and Angels City is best for long term.

I learned bored mongers will argue about nothing much longer than they will argue about something of substance.

I learned during "Song Kran", people like to play water games and squirt each other with water guns and buckets.

I learned that after a night of bad sex, guys still buy the failing girl breakfast.

I learned the Sizzler Salad Bar will give you the Hershey squirts.

I learned that when some people get the Hershey squirts, they choose to suffer with it for a few days before taking Imodium to relieve it.

I learned that Soi 13/3 has a place called Pattyaland aka Boyz Town and is for gays.

I learned Indians are cheap, have bad body odor and are rude to others and to the girls they hire.

I learned the timing of a woman's menstrual cycle always begins when an Indian man hires her.

I learned women do not discover they are menstruating until they get back to your room and take a shower.

I learned a place called Palace is known as the Black Widow Club and best to avoid the place as the girls are scam artist.

I learned if you take a girl short time, best to be clear the clock starts in the room and not at the restaurant you take her to because she is hungry.

I learned that if you go to a 2 story bar and everyone else that arrives goes to the second floor, you probably should be on the second floor too.

I learned that if you argue, "she could not be a ladyboy because she had tits", you probably just banged a ladyboy.

I learned if your girl wants to stop at the pharmacy on the way to the room, she is probably buying a sponge to hold back her menstrual blood flow.

I learned Thai girls have sick kids a lot and many buffalo die back on the family farm.

I learned that 2 weeks is the break point where you realize that banging chicks is the only thing to do in Pattaya.

I learned Lifecare lab can do STD testing for 700 be and you get same day results.

I learned the going rate for a girl for 24 hour companionship is between 2,000 and 10,000 a day, depending on the stupidity level of the monger.

I learned 3,000 is not enough to convince a midget to fuck you.

I learned that a midget is shorter than 147 cm with normal appendage proportions and a dwarf is a malformed freak with an alien sized head.

I learned that you don't need a prescription to buy Viagra or a generic equivalent.

I learned that you should negotiate all services and expectations before you agree to take her anywhere.

I learned that if you wait to negotiate in the room, you have lost all bargaining power and will probably not get what you want.

I learned if you wait to negotiate in the room or at the front door of the hotel and do not come to agreement and want her to leave, she will want you to pay her anyway.

I learned that if you do not pay her to leave after failed negotiations in your room or at the front door of the hotel, she will kick your ass.

I learned that if she is kicking your ass, some think its OK to fight back.

I learned that if you are fighting back and she is still kicking your ass, you are not very good at spotting ladyboys.

I learned that is "she" wears size XXL gloves and men's size 11 shoes, she is probably a ladyboy.

I learned that if you bring a girl to your room, you should lock your shit up in the safe.

I learned that despite common sense and the 10,000's of messages and posts explaining otherwise, some mongers insist the only way to get a girl in Pattaya is to pay a bar fine, despite walking past 1,000 girls to get to the bar.

Lastly, I learned that it might not be worth the effort to travel half way around the world to monger in Asia when I am 4 hours or less away from Colombia, Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic.

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2353696]

I learned the Sizzler Salad Bar will give you the Hershey squirts.[/QUOTE]Awwww, you read my report!

[QUOTE=SmartGuyHyd;2353653]Hello mates,

Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.[/QUOTE]Hi NotsoSmartGuyHyd.

Here on the ground it is very dangerous and I would cancel all my flights and accommodation's. I hear it is much safer weather in Islamabad and I am planning on packing up and going there as soon as I can get a flight.

I hope I am helping you.

[QUOTE=SmartGuyHyd;2353653]Hello mates,

Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.[/QUOTE]It is the rainy season. Bring an umbrella.

[QUOTE=TurdyCurdyOne;2352759]Dumaguete friendly, accommodating, cheap. Pattaya many attractive whrs, very business mercenary, Dumaguete, hard to find attractive, but easy and cheap to get with often GFE. Pattaya expensive, unfriendly, not accomodating. Dumaguete, speaks some English. Pattaya, nostly forget it, you must have Thai. Dumaguete, easy to get around, cheap reliable transport. Pattaya, spread out, hard to get around, hard to find things, transport corrupt, expensive and unreliable. Thais, unfriendly, confrontational, get mad quickly. Filipinos,-accomodating, nice, friendly, non-confrontational. Forget Pattaya, and forget Bangkok it's a waste of money and time.[/QUOTE]Yes, Thailand may have the better food and infrastructure as a whole (however Makati & BGC is more built up and better than Bangkok). But I will always love the Philippines and they way the Filipinos went out of their way to make me feel at home (even strangers). I remember I was walking in Quezon City and trying to find that famous memorial there. I walked through an outdoor market to get there. As I was walking, a Filipino couple stopped me, asked me was I lost and did I need help. I told them I was trying to get to the memorial for photos. I talked to them for a bit. They told me about their family members that resided in the USA (where I am from) and their favorite NBA team, the Golden State Warriors. After talking with them and feeling welcomed, I finished my walk to the memorial, took some pics and took a Grab car back to Gramercy in Makati. It seems as long as I was spending money in Thailand, the people were cool. That was NOT the case in the Philippines.

During my Philippine travels, I never been to Dumaguete. But I will definitely put it on my bucket list during my next time I hit the Philippines.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2353343]Besides that, I would not eat Filipino food ever again, even with your mouth. [/QUOTE]This wins the internet for me today! Still laughing.

On serious note, I completely agree. There is an FB page called Slate my Plate. The horror.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2353827]Awwww, you read my report![/QUOTE]Of course I read your stuff. I'm sure every single person here would agree that your stories are the best of the forum.

Your tribulations are followed with interest due to your willingness to be honest, real and introspective.

I have laughed and felt sad along with you as I have read your reports. You put the reader in the room with you and that makes your story interesting.

I have never met you but I feel like I know you and I certainly have experienced similar events.

Thanks for sharing with everyone and keep them coming.

[QUOTE=XXL;2353591]I wonder how much of a cut girls get on drinks. This soi 6 girls advertises her best results on her Line account.[/QUOTE]She looks hot!

[QUOTE=RobJones;2353829]Hi NotsoSmartGuyHyd.

Here on the ground it is very dangerous and I would cancel all my flights and accommodation's. I hear it is much safer weather in Islamabad and I am planning on packing up and going there as soon as I can get a flight.

I hope I am helping you.[/QUOTE]You read my mind. As fun as it is, I've visited Islamabad too many times, so I am going to spend the next month enjoying the ladies, booze, and other such fun in Gandhinagar.

[QUOTE=SmartGuyHyd;2353653]
Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.[/QUOTE]It hasn't really rained for many weeks now. It is a bit overcast lately, and maximum near 31 degrees Celcius. No issues really.

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2353696]
Lastly, I learned that it might not be worth the effort to travel half way around the world to monger in Asia when I am 4 hours or less away from Colombia, Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic.[/QUOTE]One needs to try both and repeatedly. Some guys are 100% for Latinas and some 100% for Asians. Or should I say 100$ for.

I speak Spanish, comfortable with Latino culture, can dance their music, yet in the end I got more from Thai and Vietnamese women. Al-tough, my Brazilian nympho lover, or model face Argentinian "I fell for ass fuck today" friend aren't to forget either.

I know it's off topic but anyone knows of a good clinic or hospital in Pat for a general heart checkup. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Columpuss;2354042]I know it's off topic but anyone knows of a good clinic or hospital in Pat for a general heart checkup. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you are here for a short time I recommend that you have the check-up done in your country. Otherwise you can look or ask on [URL]Thaivisa.com[/URL] that has a medical section.

Years ago I did a pre-anesthesia check at Bangkok Hospital, which is the biggest around. The doctor seemed to be wanting to find fault where there wasn't.

[QUOTE=SmartGuyHyd;2353653]Hello mates,

Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.[/QUOTE]Brother,

I am coming too. Have lost your no. Please PM.

[QUOTE=Kickoffs;2340334]Not when there are other options that are better value in terms of money and experience. If you're the type to settle for subpar just for the sake of checking off a box, then that is one approach though not one I'd take. Most likely, he'd have far more fun in his limited time on Soi 6 where he can find someone who can really take care of him. Soi Chaiyapoon is another option with plenty there. Heck, if he's willing to risk using his phone, he can seek out Valentina and Noi. A+, great BJ, it's all there. Eye candy, not so much, but he won't really find that at a soapy either. Looking at this from the lens of someone who is with family, on limited time, and trying to maximize fun; not as someone who has unlimited time to try out various things.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have Valentina's contact info. I've been searching but I don't think she son TF anymore.

Thanks in advance.

T.