Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Turgid;2062087]Do not believe the naysayers, Sosua is the best destination for wearing speedos; you would not enjoy wearing speedos as much anywhere else in the world. The fine weather, the beautiful beaches and tons of horny hookers admiring your speedo, come on down, you will not be disappointed.[/QUOTE]I was in this hoes apartment fucking her silly, and she's telling me about the sucker who is sending her rent money every month. She has a girlfriend who spent a night with another sucker 5 years ago, but hasn't seen him since, but he has bought her a condo, a new SUV, and believes she is saving her pussy only for him. I fucked her too, last night!

She always promised to show me her biggest prize she scored from another guy, but kept putting it off and teasing me. Well, after I made her come 15 times in one hour she took me into the back room to show me. She pulled back a small curtain and there it was, a fucking coffee pot! OMG! How decadent can you get?

It's suckers like these guys, who have fucked up the market in Sosua.

These hoes will never take any money from me, because she knows I'm a "next level" guy who follows the "code". And she says I'm the only guy she tells the truth to.

But some dude asked me, if I'm getting the sucker's pussy for free, how's that spoiling the market for me?

I'm working on that!

[QUOTE=Oakie;2062109]I was in this hoes apartment fucking her silly, and she's telling me about the sucker who is sending her rent money every month. She has a girlfriend who spent a night with another sucker 5 years ago, but hasn't seen him since, but he has bought her a condo, a new SUV, and believes she is saving her pussy only for him. I fucked her too, last night!

She always promised to show me her biggest prize she scored from another guy, but kept putting it off and teasing me. Well, after I made her come 15 times in one hour she took me into the back room to show me. She pulled back a small curtain and there it was, a fucking coffee pot! OMG! How decadent can you get?

It's suckers like these guys, who have fucked up the market in Sosua.

These hoes will never take any money from me, because she knows I'm a "next level" guy who follows the "code". And she says I'm the only guy she tells the truth to.

But some dude asked me, if I'm getting the sucker's pussy for free, how's that spoiling the market for me?

I'm working on that![/QUOTE]Thanks for the great report, bro. Keep 'them coming. Tell it like it is. (BTW, the SUV was not a black 2014 Mitsubishi Montero with green interior and a center blinder light, was it?

My last wing man just got back after a week, he is still beaming. He had 14 sessions in 6 days with 11 chicas. He said he was paying 1500 or less for st. I saw pictures of 4 of them. We have very different taste non would have made my cut. He took to newbies who struggled a bit. They wanted more GFE but neither spoke any spanish. One guy had spat with a chica over 500 pesos. He believed he quoted 1500 and she wanted 2000. It got loud in the lobby until my old wingman gave her the 500 and sent her off. My buddy is trying to figure out when he can get back.

[QUOTE=OldKool;2062200]He took to newbies who struggled a bit. They wanted more GFE but neither spoke any spanish. One guy had spat with a chica over 500 pesos. He believed he quoted 1500 and she wanted 2000. It got loud in the lobby until my old wingman gave her the 500 and sent her off.[/QUOTE]No way a Sosua chick told a guy 1500 and changed it to 2000 in the end. Those guys must have been in a different Sosua. Oh well. It was only $10.50 so why worry about being ripped off for that small amount. Someone should have warned those new guys before they went that they would need to speak Spanish in order to get GFE. I would say they could have read ISG Sosua and found out about this stuff beforehand, but moderator Oakie has banned posters from reporting anything negative about paradise.

P. S. By "took to newbies" did you mean he befriended some new guys while he was there or did you mean he took two new guys with him to Sosua?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2062225]No way a Sosua chick told a guy 1500 and changed it to 2000 in the end. Those guys must have been in a different Sosua. Oh well. It was only $10.50 so why worry about being ripped off for that small amount. Someone should have warned those new guys before they went that they would need to speak Spanish in order to get GFE. I would say they could have read ISG Sosua and found out about this stuff beforehand, but moderator Oakie has banned posters from reporting anything negative about paradise.

P. S. By "took to newbies" did you mean he befriended some new guys while he was there or did you mean he took two new guys with him to Sosua?[/QUOTE]Nobody stopped you from "warning" them before they went but now you heard a little glich you are all over it like a wet blanket with your postmortem "advice". LOL.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2062225]Someone should have warned those new guys before they went that they would need to speak Spanish in order to get GFE...

[/QUOTE]Well, yes, and maybe they will devote the next few months to getting a basic knowledge of Spanish, now that they have seen the possibilities, but most likely they will not.

One the chica I know in Puerto Plata some times hooks me up with chicas she knows. She does the introductions and the girls are always raring to go. Today she called me on whatapp. The profile picture was not her. It was her 18 year old daughter. She was making a pitch for another girl. I asked whose picture was the profile. Oh that is my 18 year old daughter would like her. The girl is so hot I got boner looking at the picture. Instant viagra. I am not sure if I will take the hook up butisnt great to have options. Isn't amazing how Mr E can find shit in a green pasture. He must have a nose for it.

[QUOTE=Frannie;2062250]Well, yes, and maybe they will devote the next few months to getting a basic knowledge of Spanish, now that they have seen the possibilities, but most likely they will not.[/QUOTE]Shit, I need a break. I need to get laid!

What's available?

Well, there's a dirt cheap summer fare to PP, lots of hot chicas there!

Sounds good, lets go!

Well, it says here in the Forum that, you need to learn Spanish, so I guess that's out!

Oh fuck!

[QUOTE=OldKool;2062288]Isn't amazing how Mr E can find shit in a green pasture. He must have a nose for it.[/QUOTE]LOL. I didn't find shit OK. All I did was repeat what you wrote! Or are readers supposed to ignore that part? Yeah. Igore the part about the chick showing out in the lobby. That don't count. I know you can't wait to get to Sosua so you can have a do-over with your stank pussy chick. I am sure she has cleaned her ass by now. Or am I dreaming that up too?

500 great things can happen and you only see the one problem. Shows how fucked up you are.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2062294]LOL. I didn't find shit OK. All I did was repeat what you wrote! Or are readers supposed to ignore that part? Yeah. Igore the part about the chick showing out in the lobby. That don't count. I know you can't wait to get to Sosua so you can have a do-over with your stank pussy chick. I am sure she has cleaned her ass by now. Or am I dreaming that up too?[/QUOTE]

Hi people,

I've largely been out of the game for the past few years. Nowhere near a veteran, barely passed newbie. I have been to the DR a half dozen times and Colombia as well (though not nearly as active there). My last visit to Sosua was in Jan of 2013. I'm glad to see there is still some fun to be had there, it had changed quite a bit (not for the better) on my final visit.

I'm planning on making a return trip at the end of October through Halloween and into November so probably two weeks with maybe half of that in Cabarete / Sosua. The few sites I used to visit have become very inactive or at least current information about the DR north coast seems lacking. I'm hoping some of you that have been there recently can share some knowledge.

Is Classicos open every night or just a few nights a week? Does it draw a good crowd and have the same vibe it had a few years ago? Basically the plan is to go to Classicos, select someone, watch the wife grind on her for a few hours, then take her back with us for a night of fun. In the past I've either had a room at New Garden or rented a Villa and hoping to do the latter this time around. Does residential Hispaniola still allow guests or is there some other are doing villa rentals? (preferably with a private pool).

Thanks so much!

[QUOTE=OldKool;2062346]500 great things can happen and you only see the one problem. Shows how fucked up you are.[/QUOTE]

Just so's we're in keeping with the Monger Police Code of warnings and alerts, and nothing being "swept under the table". :)

Let that be a warning to addicted mongers, and newbies!

6500 posts about third world hoes, and at least a dozen countries on 4 continents.

That's a lot of years spent in third world hell holes, with the dregs of society, as a "john, a "mark", in places where you would normally "never go by choice". Doesn't do a lot for self esteem.

And, when you are a professional nail, everything looks like a hammer!

Mongering is best approached by most normal folks as an occasional hobby, not a permanent lifestyle.

Pick the low hanging fruit and move on, don't try to justify a wasted life, by bitching at successful happy people!

[QUOTE=TailShooter;2062349] In the past I've either had a room at New Garden or rented a Villa and hoping to do the latter this time around. Does residential Hispaniola still allow guests or is there some other are doing villa rentals? (preferably with a private pool).

Thanks so much![/QUOTE]Yes Hispaniola is chica friendly, of course security checks and holds the girls cedula. I am renting a villa there from September 1st until May or June, if you have any questions hit me up.

[QUOTE=OldKool;2062346]500 great things can happen and you only see the one problem. Shows how fucked up you are.[/QUOTE]Old Kool, here is what you wrote in the post referred to:

[QUOTE] My last wing man just got back after a week, he is still beaming. He had 14 sessions in 6 days with 11 chicas. He said he was paying 1500 or less for st. I saw pictures of 4 of them. We have very different taste non would have made my cut. He took to newbies who struggled a bit. They wanted more GFE but neither spoke any spanish. One guy had spat with a chica over 500 pesos. He believed he quoted 1500 and she wanted 2000. It got loud in the lobby until my old wingman gave her the 500 and sent her off. [/QUOTE]So you say:

1. Your friend enjoyed his trip and wants to return soon.

2. he showed you some pictures of women and you thought they were unattractive.

3. he met 2 newbies who wanted more GFE, but did not speak enough Spanish to get it.

4. There was a loud row in a public place between a woman and one of the new guys (who did not speak Spanish). Your friend donated 500 pesos to defuse the situation.

That is the whole of your post. This pieces of information are what YOU thought were significant enough to write about on a public forum read by people all over the world, not something picked out of hundreds of sentences in your report.

You imply that it is necessary to speak Spanish to have a good experience with women in Sosua, or at least you do not offer any opposition or counter evidence to that point of view. Presumably your friend thought it worth his while to donate 500 pesos of his own money to someone else's prostitute to prevent the scene from deteriorating into violence, so it must have been pretty bad.

This is what YOU chose to write about.

Even though Mr. Enternational is usually wrong about everything, in this case I think he is right.

[QUOTE=Frannie;2062720]Old Kool, here is what you wrote in the post referred to:

So you say:

1. Your friend enjoyed his trip and wants to return soon.

2. he showed you some pictures of women and you thought they were unattractive.

3. he met 2 newbies who wanted more GFE, but did not speak enough Spanish to get it.

4. There was a loud row in a public place between a woman and one of the new guys (who did not speak Spanish). Your friend donated 500 pesos to defuse the situation.

That is the whole of your post. This pieces of information are what YOU thought were significant enough to write about on a public forum read by people all over the world, not something picked out of hundreds of sentences in your report.

You imply that it is necessary to speak Spanish to have a good experience with women in Sosua, or at least you do not offer any opposition or counter evidence to that point of view. Presumably your friend thought it worth his while to donate 500 pesos of his own money to someone else's prostitute to prevent the scene from deteriorating into violence, so it must have been pretty bad.

This is what YOU chose to write about.

Even though Mr. Enternational is usually wrong about everything, in this case I think he is right.[/QUOTE]OldKool writes about getting laid in Sosua.

And you? :)