Stay out of the Twilight Zone
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2780656]What do you do when she gives you the best BBBJCIM with swallow before you discover the Chinese arithmetic equation? What happens when you have had a little too much to drink and you go balls deep in her man-pussy? Do you just go all-in or have a mental breakdown?[/QUOTE]Yeah at that point you might as well have a mental breakdown. But make sure you do harm to your SELF and NOT the ladyboy because apparently you like men on the low and you're still have issues with coming to terms with your own sexuality. Do NOT blame the ladyboy. Because I'm telling you now there ain't enough liquor in the known observable universe that would make me not know that I'm going balls deep in some ladyboys pussy AKA a mans ass 🤢.
All seriousness though everyone who travels to the Philippines and Thailand knows by now that they have to be on the lookout for ladyboys. It aint NO secret. So I plan to be on my guard in the beginning and politely ask upfront and as Reagan once said, trust but verify. Which means before ol mighty joe goes into her mouth I'm checking to see if that pussy nice and wet or if she whipping out a hard chinese algebra test down below. And if so, NO bueno, time to go. Quick fast and in a hurry.
[QUOTE=RadicalGuy;2780590]Be careful, in today's politically correct environment, such talk might label you as a "transphobe. " We are expected to be equal opportunity mongers. LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm not transphobe, I'm as Kat Williams once said, I'm Pro-Pussy. And if being Pro-Pussy is wrong then I don't want to be right LOL.
[QUOTE=Beavis;2780771][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvbvCxvUzE[/URL][/QUOTE]LMAO 🤣Man you went serious OLD school with that movie. F#%%ING HILLARIOUS.
[QUOTE=WestCoast1;2780816] Fairly sure in my 50's that I know what the body parts look like fella. How would that happen? Was with her many times. "Maybe the lights is off in the room". Twenty or more times, with the lights on. With a woman who has 2 kids? The idea of a foreigner, visiting for more than a decade, traveling the smaller cities of Mindanao, doesn't know what a ladyboy is (or alternately can't spot one while she's naked -- 20+ times), is remote.
It was a discussion going nowhere. They weren't about to be disuaded. As I couldn't mention that I had poon pix, I finished my business there and moved on. Proof that its possible that anyone can be fooled, and in either direction.[/QUOTE]Yeah it sounded like you went into the twilight zone with that conversation. Unfortunately that happens from time to time. So much so that probably for a split, split second they had you thinking that maybe she isn't. But WAIT a sec, you got video, pics and she has 2 kids. I wouldve toldem F##$ OUT OF HERE lol
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2780851]Maybe, your ladyboy was post-op. It happens. Lots of foreigners fall for a fake pussy and laryngeal shave.[/QUOTE]AND just like that we're right back in the twilight zone. I take it you didn't read the part about him having videos, him smashing a billion times and the fact that she has 2 kids. Even with post op surgery that would have to be some magnificent magical pussy for him to not realize that hes been smashing a ladyboy. I know a couple dudes that got a little to drunk and fell for the ol oakie doke post op but even they knew once entering that the pussy wasn't authentic and proceeded the Jim Carry Pet Detective cleanse thyself routine.
One of the better Lady Boy tests.
Have the 'girl' yell, "I love gummy bears!
They pretty much have to have a super born with female voice to pass this test. That is why they always talk so quietly because the louder the voice the harder it is to suppress the male voice.
If you question if it is a lady boy or not just simply ask a girl. Real girls know.
But my absolute go to move is that if I have any doubts at all I run away.