Melbourne

I recently travelled to this establishment. I was disappointed with presentation of the premises and the poor selection of workers. I left for greener pastures.

I made my first visit to The Grosvenor last week. The premises are three terrace houses which were some years ago heavily reworked into elaborate interiors and are still well presented although a bit of wear and tear is showing. The reception function was efficiently and courtesly handled although a lack of waiting/ introduction places had chairs placed in corridors etc.

Even in a busy time there was a good selection of ladies and each gave sufficient time to introduce themselves and discuss any issues (much better than the stick the head around the door, "Hi I'm Candy" and gone. Approach of many places).

I finally selected a blonde young lady by the name of Shandy and had an excellent time $au225 for the hour plus $au50 for the GFE services of kissing and DATY. She has lovely curly long blonde hair with ringlets styled into it; she gave excellent service – delivering all and more than was promised – definitely a repeat.

My experience is that I can highly recommend this establishment. Much better than the rubbish around where I live.

Interesting report - I am allways keen to find a new delightful MILF.

Unfortunately however, I can't PM you. Are you a paid up member? (PM's only work for paid up members)

If you are a subscriber, please PM me with the details.

Thanks

Handy1



[QUOTE=Rothman]G’day to all yous,

Let’s crack open a bottle of champers, and let's raise our glasses to toast firstly, to Jackson for maintaining such an excellent resource, this, OUR ISG; secondly, to the New Year, thirdly to all you intrepid adventurous freemen, mongers who are at liberty to explore and score. (AND report...). (NB here, the writer is turning a deep tone of green with envy). Last and least, to my first posting to the forum, my first since I began enjoying the adventures you all had and will still have on my behalf.

(I know it is a wee bit late to toast to the New Year, but hell, the Coptics just celebrated Christmas. So, better to be late, if late, than never).

My sincerest apologies for just reading but not writing. I have had nothing to write since I am still serving a life sentence, which began when I signed a piece of paper after muttering the words "...@#$%^&*...".

My life incarceration, if you care enough to know, is for voluntary matrimony.

I have done a lot of reading this forum to prepare, just in case, for the moment there is an opportunity for a jail break, or if and when I get time off for good behaviour. (Reading is important:.. remember the catch-cry "RTFF"?). If and when my jail break or leave occurs, I hope it will be "sans warden-in-tow".

BUT, although it is a life sentence I am serving, I am not complaining. No one else has the privileges I have...!!! However, when one has lamb chops, doesn't one dream of steak... with gravy and side salad...? (salad undressed of course).

Indeed, I could have had written some reports on my exploits in the bygone epoch I could call "the good old days" but I have a strong inkling none of you is interested in reading a thesis on the adventures of a horny prehistoric relic. So the memories will be interred with this old bone, the only hope is that bone will still be so rigid they’d have to dig a deeper hole in the ground to accommodate it.

To get to the point of my cuntribution, I want to point mongers (in Australia, especially in Melbourne), to a MILF whose quim desires your attention.

You will ask, "Have YOU done your duty...?"

Well, it's like this: whenever my parrot sees her, it says, "Polly wants a CRACK'ER..."

But I always hear Percy say, "I have better taste than that...!"

This is not to put any of you off your aim for the quim but indeed to encourage and URGE you on. Don't you have the URGE? Like Grand Central, every train has been through, some just for a whistle stop. Her gardener, electrician and plumber to name a few...

It is not difficult to land her: it isn’t like Moby Dick on his whale hunt, (although she is the size of a whale), it is more like fly-fishing for cunning trout, (cunning she is, although, a trout definitely she is not!).

To be fair to her, she WAS quite attractive when she wanted to be. Imagine going from size 16 to size 8 to land what she had baited into her bed. She even has that typical “fuck me” face and a name to match. Well, I suppose not everyone can retain a youthful look.

But it is a pity, because she could be “attractive” in that area if she lost a quarter of her blubbery mess (I know the correct spelling is with an "a"): she’s really let herself go.

She is a real screamer. No, not a screamer like in siren, far from it; by screamer, I mean, by gosh, I have heard her. Just bring condoms and ear-plugs. I have heard her... Wow, she’s deafening…!!!

Just to be brief about your certainty of striking a gusher, I'll background you on the situation...

After she got "what she wanted"* from her third husband (the Gardener), she threw him out by relocating him to a small unit, allowed him access to their one son (now a teenager) only on weekends, and denies him conjugal rights. Poor chap, he even offered to pay her for it...!!!

Gardener, Poor Gardener, initially he was paid to cut the grass. But he did such a good job on the front yard, she asked him to do her backyard. (I am positive she will insist on her backyard tended to when you become her “gardener”). Then he was asked to tend to her private patch... He quickly planted a few seeds, tended one seedling and fertilised it well... Hence, only one scion...

The above is just a brief job description. The Mission IS Possible! The task is easy!

The position is open. The private patch needs attention…

The successful applicants (mongers) must think on their dicks, seeing that they may have to make cold calls, like ringing her doorbell or whatever one does to get “IT”.**

But once the door opens, it is no longer a COLD call, is it? It HAD better get HOT from there on in...

Like Grand Central, every train has to run to a time table. If you are interested in pulling into the station, please coordinate your arrivals and departures. When you play choo-choo train, you must remember not all trains can go into the tunnel at the same time, huh, boys? We do not wish to see you involved in a train wreck, any of you.***


* "what she wanted": (Maybe it is not politic to discuss on the forum at this time. I may elaborate on this in my PM’s).

** I will prime you if it helps...

*** PM me. I’ll give you the low down. When there is a bunch of you, I’ll brief you. Heh, heh, in return for reports.

Please read my second and third contributions in "Special Interests". And please take this for what it is without flaming.[/QUOTE]

Yes it's another AMP report.

Nonetheless, it was my second visit to Malvern Rd yesterday - first time Coco, yesterday, I can't for the life of me remember her name, but in both instances it was a very pleasant - full on teasing (No lame massage - straight to the groping, reaching under, arse play etc etc), from minute one.

Maximum fun in the time available. Yesterday, the lass was about 28 and had a prominant tatoo at the base of her spine. Very friendly - ok english - and quite happy with full on touching from me.

Overall 8.5/10
damage $70.00
will visit again

Handy1

Hi Guys,

Will be in Melbourne for a short time soon. Coming from BKK, I am not too excited by Asian MPs since I have got my full of it in BKK.

Where are possibly European/Australian girls?

I heard of Daily Planet, but there are no reports. Perhaps this indicates that it is not a good place to go?

Anyway, if anyone is kind enough to spend a few moments to answer those questions, or even make suggestions, it would be highly appreciated!

Thnaks

Dreams

[QUOTE=Always There]Hi Khunnuat,

Have been here before and have thought that no extras available, maybe I am wearing blinkers. Are extras available all the time ? and from all the girls?

Cheers,

AT[/QUOTE]Mate, perhaps you aren't regular enough.

Some girls will and some girls won't.

Khunnuat

[QUOTE=Dreams]Hi Guys,

Will be in Melbourne for a short time soon. Coming from BKK, I am not too excited by Asian MPs since I have got my full of it in BKK.

Where are possibly European/Australian girls?

I heard of Daily Planet, but there are no reports. Perhaps this indicates that it is not a good place to go?

Anyway, if anyone is kind enough to spend a few moments to answer those questions, or even make suggestions, it would be highly appreciated!

Thnaks

Dreams[/QUOTE]

Daily Planet does not advertise because it does not need to. It is without doubt the best brothel in Australia but you pay for what you get. Google for their site. For a visitor it is easy to get to - a short walk from Elsternwick Station.

[QUOTE=Aussie Jo]Hi Mike,

Can you let me know where she operates?

I tried some forum search for Apple but couldn't find the post(s) in this thread.[/QUOTE]Check the thread title.

[QUOTE=Dreams]Hi Guys,

Will be in Melbourne for a short time soon. Coming from BKK, I am not too excited by Asian MPs since I have got my full of it in BKK.

Where are possibly European/Australian girls?

I heard of Daily Planet, but there are no reports. Perhaps this indicates that it is not a good place to go?

Anyway, if anyone is kind enough to spend a few moments to answer those questions, or even make suggestions, it would be highly appreciated!

Thnaks

Dreams[/QUOTE]Try the Board Room in South Melbourne, some real honies.

Dear Greater Melbourne Area(GMA) Asian Massage Parlor(AMP) and "regular" Massage Parlour(MP) mongers:

Allow me the indulgence of a final comment relating to what you chaps pay and who you pay it to in, what seems like, the endless persuit of your hobby!

This video which, I believe, can be classified as a "documentary" of sorts (from the UK website of realpunting.com), displays an excellent example of what I would fancy a massage SHOULD be like in any AMP/MP, anywhere on planet Earth! (I acknowledge, however, the fact that prices were not mentioned at any time during the clip!).

Personally, if I were a monger, on my next visit to one of the GMA's AMPs/MPs, I would bring my laptop/notebook computer along with me with either Internet access or a downloaded clip of the following! Then I would purposely pay for an additional 1/2 hour of time in order to be able to show it to the "massagist" prior to the massage!:

[url]http://www.tubaholic.com/video/TVRBM05qSTJOZz09/[/url]

I can only speculate that, once the viewing has ended, the "massagist" would inquire as if your intent was to receive the same "services" as represented on the clip and, totally her option, could agree to performing all/some/none of them!

Assuming, by some miracle, she agreed to all, I am sure, based on the price schedual(and, possibly, what she fancied herself in desireability) previously reported in many posts, you are looking at a total charge of $500++!

I welcome your comments!

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Lexb]Dear Greater Melbourne Area(GMA) Asian Massage Parlor(AMP) and "regular" Massage Parlour(MP) mongers:

Allow me the indulgence of a final comment relating to what you chaps pay and who you pay it to in, what seems like, the endless persuit of your hobby!

This video which, I believe, can be classified as a "documentary" of sorts (from the UK website of realpunting.com), displays an excellent example of what I would fancy a massage SHOULD be like in any AMP/MP, anywhere on planet Earth! (I acknowledge, however, the fact that prices were not mentioned at any time during the clip!).

Personally, if I were a monger, on my next visit to one of the GMA's AMPs/MPs, I would bring my laptop/notebook computer along with me with either Internet access or a downloaded clip of the following! Then I would purposely pay for an additional 1/2 hour of time in order to be able to show it to the "massagist" prior to the massage!:

[url]http://www.tubaholic.com/video/TVRBM05qSTJOZz09/[/url]

I can only speculate that, once the viewing has ended, the "massagist" would inquire as if your intent was to receive the same "services" as represented on the clip and, totally her option, could agree to performing all/some/none of them!

Assuming, by some miracle, she agreed to all, I am sure, based on the price schedual(and, possibly, what she fancied herself in desireability) previously reported in many posts, you are looking at a total charge of $500++!

I welcome your comments!

Cheers![/QUOTE]Same service given by Polish Barbara and Hungarian Veronica combined.

Taking into account what I have said before [different strokes for different folks], I didn't see anything in that video [28min long] that I would regard as unusual or exceptional, unless I blinked, I didn't see any AR, DFK, cat bath or even convincing GFE. The woman in question was experienced and good at what she did, but as for raising the bar [so to speak] or demonstrating industry best practice, it was more like industry average practice.

[QUOTE=Lexb]Dear Greater Melbourne Area(GMA) Asian Massage Parlor(AMP) and "regular" Massage Parlour(MP) mongers:

Allow me the indulgence of a final comment relating to what you chaps pay and who you pay it to in, what seems like, the endless persuit of your hobby!

This video which, I believe, can be classified as a "documentary" of sorts (from the UK website of realpunting.com), displays an excellent example of what I would fancy a massage SHOULD be like in any AMP/MP, anywhere on planet Earth! (I acknowledge, however, the fact that prices were not mentioned at any time during the clip!).

Personally, if I were a monger, on my next visit to one of the GMA's AMPs/MPs, I would bring my laptop/notebook computer along with me with either Internet access or a downloaded clip of the following! Then I would purposely pay for an additional 1/2 hour of time in order to be able to show it to the "massagist" prior to the massage!:

[url]http://www.tubaholic.com/video/TVRBM05qSTJOZz09/[/url]

I can only speculate that, once the viewing has ended, the "massagist" would inquire as if your intent was to receive the same "services" as represented on the clip and, totally her option, could agree to performing all/some/none of them!

Assuming, by some miracle, she agreed to all, I am sure, based on the price schedual(and, possibly, what she fancied herself in desireability) previously reported in many posts, you are looking at a total charge of $500++!

I welcome your comments!

Cheers![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lexb]Dear Greater Melbourne Area(GMA) Asian Massage Parlor(AMP) and "regular" Massage Parlour(MP) mongers:

Allow me the indulgence of a final comment relating to what you chaps pay and who you pay it to in, what seems like, the endless persuit of your hobby!

This video which, I believe, can be classified as a "documentary" of sorts (from the UK website of realpunting.com), displays an excellent example of what I would fancy a massage SHOULD be like in any AMP/MP, anywhere on planet Earth! (I acknowledge, however, the fact that prices were not mentioned at any time during the clip!).

Personally, if I were a monger, on my next visit to one of the GMA's AMPs/MPs, I would bring my laptop/notebook computer along with me with either Internet access or a downloaded clip of the following! Then I would purposely pay for an additional 1/2 hour of time in order to be able to show it to the "massagist" prior to the massage!:

[url]http://www.tubaholic.com/video/TVRBM05qSTJOZz09/[/url]

I can only speculate that, once the viewing has ended, the "massagist" would inquire as if your intent was to receive the same "services" as represented on the clip and, totally her option, could agree to performing all/some/none of them!

Assuming, by some miracle, she agreed to all, I am sure, based on the price schedual(and, possibly, what she fancied herself in desireability) previously reported in many posts, you are looking at a total charge of $500++!

I welcome your comments!

Cheers![/QUOTE]I will add my 2cent.

Comparing the video with the illegal AMPs, the service is not big different, obviously due to a slight cheaper pricing. You pay what you get.

However, comparing the video to the legal AMPs, and Asian parlours, the services shown on video is pretty much standard compared to what I have personally experienced. On top of that, some girls allow more GFE, more thorough CATBATH, DFK, and other options also depending on the girls.

So. In my opinion: that video is gives no surprise to me, on the otherhand, the quality of the services shown are under par to what I have experienced.

Now, of course to be fair, I am using that specific video to generalise your "ideal" as that video like you said is more a "documentary" so I will try not to be picky about the quality, environment, and the woman. Also, the video is from UK, so. If comparing internationally, there are even much better services, better options, better qualities in some asian countries I know of. Japan, Hong Kong are just 2 examples of that.

Overall, I feel we can already get better services here.

After reading a fellow members post on Rebecca from madden grove decided to give it a try.

It’s a really shady place near the railway station if you can’t find it. Was greeted by Rebecca went into the room. Decided to get a massage first and wait till unwrapping for extras. Started with a massage, this was awful. After a few minutes of massage, asked her for the extras and she said $20 for BBJ. I asked for FS to which she said she doesn’t have a condom. What the F**K. what lady working in an R & T place and provides full service but does not have a condom.

So asked her for BBJ for which she asked $20 to which i agreed which I know is a little more. Came a very normal BBJ ended up with a HJ.
Overall a really bad experience.

Go Back - NEVER

If you see a slightly chubby and unattractive Thai going by the name of Cindy, you are strongly encouraged to avoid lest you suffer considerable disappointment. I chose her as she was the only one available, rationalising that she might make up for visual appeal with top service (I've taken this gamble before and had it pay off hansomely). After a promising start, "Full Service" rapidly turned into "Partial Service". A starfish. No kissing, no FIV, no COT, nor anything else I could think up to make the experience more fun...

She was leaving the establishment I found her in last week, so she might be turning up at your local sometime soon. You have been warned!

---End Community Service Announcement---

Witchdong, you saw Sam in Boronia and used the word "big" when describing her. Was wondering if you could please elaborate - in which dimension is she "big"? Height? Width? Depth?

Cheers

MM