Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Bravo;2845825]When people give a hotel review, they should include all the details, especially ones that pertain to having female guests.[/QUOTE]100% agree. I'm not picking on you or the hotel. But one thing WE can improve is our reports on the girl-friendliness of the hotel. I've spent a lot of time trying to find GF-hotels and weigh that against other priorities that are important to me. And just finding out guest policies is not easily available on this site. (That problem is compounded by changing policies.) But point well taken; we can help each other out in the Hotels and Rooms forum on the Rio site. (Brazil vets probably don't have this challenge, but as a newb to Rio, I've found it frustrating. And it's definitely not just a Brazil problem.) I will say that I'm booked at a Windsor in Copa. But I did knowingly book it with the knowledge guests aren't allowed, even with a fee. I plan on consumating elsewhere. LOL But, I hope I didn't make the wrong decision.

[QUOTE=StripperMan;2845838]What? The hotel couldn't charge a joiner / guest fee but required a whole new room booked! Complete bullshit scam. Worst I've ever heard from a hotel.[/QUOTE]Wow that really sucks! I was at Windosor Leme for the first time last week and was really impressed. Good to know that level of service is not reflected across the whole chain.

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3 FUCK YOU Moments at the Windsor!

.[/QUOTE]This kind of bullshit happened to me at a higher end hotel in Medellin so I complained to manager and expedia booked me an even nicer room at an better hotel but they had the same 1 girl policy. Fuck me! So I wound up getting an additional cheaper, short time hotel not far away for extra innings. The original hotel also had no sex tourism signs in the lobby which should have been my first clue. Why the fuck does hotel staff care who you fuck or how many? So, I have never been back to Colombia. But I had a great time there nevertheless.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2845825]3 FUCK YOU Moments at the Windsor!

1st Fuck You: I stopped at the desk so I could register my GF and the night manager looked up my room in the system and said "Oh yes, You are Fabyana right?" My eyes got big as hell[/QUOTE]I reported this happening to me a couple of years ago at the Windsor on Princess Isabel. Since then I have only stayed at a Windsor if I know I will only be with one person.

Longtime Monger here, with a lots of experience in Columbia, Costa Rica, Philippines, Thailand, and Mexico. I can see this is one of those popular threads on ISG, and have done some searching and gone back quite a few pages, but unable to find anything that I'm looking for question, is there someone on the forum that is willing to show a new guy around town to all the good spots. Similar to what would Mian does in Bogota. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2845825]I stopped at the desk so I could register my GF and the night manager looked up my room in the system and said "Oh yes, You are Fabyana right?" My eyes got big as hell as I quickly said "No, I am Bravo and the is G. ! You must be looking at the wrong room number. " Why the fuck would he say the name out loud in front of her instead of just reading her ID? I would have paid money so I could have pimped slapped the shit out of him! He then stares at the screen, calls over another person and then starts to speak to me about the fact that there is a problem. I immediately told him to lower his voice and talk to me in English. (Even though my girl speaks really good english, so this wouldn't have made much of a difference.) I told her to go sit on the couch and I would take care of the situation. I told him, "I didn't want to continue the conversation right there. Here is my credit card, just charge me the fee and let me go upstairs. [/QUOTE]South Americans (especially Brazilians) have ZERO sense of how to do good or smart business. This doesn't shock me.

Airbnb and a love hotel when you got a lady is the play.

If anyone got that 411 of where the best looking negras and mulatas are this week, let me know via PM.

On my upcoming trip, I'm most looking forward to the clinicas. Yes, that's odd. But so am I. LOL. I've done alot of research and understand the differences in services, house rules, etc. But I have two questions:

1-Has anyone used Prisma Terapias? When I look at their site, they have alot more girls than most other clinicas. They are clearly a business, meaning they aren't really just a list of masseuses. They have two locations. And their girls, in my opinion, are a step above other clinicas, at least as far as appearance. To the point where it almost feels TGTBT. I'm certain the photos are complimentary and touched up. But just curious if anyone has experience.

2-Similar question but are the majority of the masajistas in Rio free agents? From what I've read, some of these therapists have a dedicated room in a specific clinica. But it seems like many may move around, not only to different locations with the same business but even different businesses / houses on a daily basis.

Thanks in advance.

On my upcoming trip, I'm most looking forward to the clinicas. Yes, that's odd. But so am I. LOL. I've done alot of research and understand the differences in services, house rules, etc. But I have two questions:

1-Has anyone used Prisma Terapias? When I look at their site, they have alot more girls than most other clinicas. They are clearly a business, meaning they aren't really just a list of therapists. They have two locations. And their girls, in my opinion, are a step above other clinicas, at least as far as appearance, to the point where it almost feels TGTBT. I'm certain the photos are complimentary and touched up. But just curious if anyone has experience.

2-Similar question but are the majority of the therapists in Rio free agents? From what I've read, some of these therapists have a dedicated room in a specific clinica. But it seems like many may move around, not only to different locations with the same business but even different businesses / houses on a daily basis.

Thanks in advance.

Let me first explain Darkroom for noobs. It's address is Praça Olavo Bilac 28. You go into the building and you need to show ID. So have some sort of ID with you. Once you get a card from the security desk, you go towards the turnstiles leading to the elevator. To get to Darkroom, you must go to the 20th floor, then getting off the elevator you go right and you look for the sign that says "Cobertura" follow those red Cobertura signs to a door that leads to a new stairway. Go up those stairs and first door you see you go in. Then you look for the door "Cobertura 6". That's Darkroom. The desk lady speaks basic English.

Ok. Now that information is out of the way, let me describe my disappointment. I saw a beautiful ebony girl named "Karine" who I took. I was super excited. And she told me she was bi. I felt like I scored a jackpot. But her friend "Duda" had a butterface (everything but a face). But I compromised since I wanted Karine in her lesbian glory.

Problem then started there. Karine gets naked and it looks like she has an HPV breakout on her pussy. And it looked like there was dry sand on her feet and privates. So I knew at that point eating out this ebony beauty was out of the question for me. But her friend Duda ate her out. Then Duda kissed me after. I was uncomfortable because am I going to get HPV now? But I let my little head do the thinking and fucked Karine while she ate out Duda. I tried not to have skin to skin contact. Now I'm hoping I don't get HPV.

No wonder the clinicas and massage places are cheap. Both girls were 300 reals in total for an hour (150 each). [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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I'm looking to get a traditional adjustment. Anyone know a good chiropractor?

*by traditional adjustment I mean someone who will lie me on my back and adjust both sides of my neck; lie me on my stomach and adjust my mid-back; lie me on each side and adjust each hip.

[QUOTE=DCups;2845904]This kind of bullshit happened to me at a higher end hotel in Medellin so I complained to manager and expedia booked me an even nicer room at an better hotel but they had the same 1 girl policy. Fuck me! So I wound up getting an additional cheaper, short time hotel not far away for extra innings. The original hotel also had no sex tourism signs in the lobby which should have been my first clue. Why the fuck does hotel staff care who you fuck or how many? So, I have never been back to Colombia. But I had a great time there nevertheless.[/QUOTE]I don't know, to me it's easier to accept the no-sex-tourism policy than, as another member put it, [I]we don't like prostitutes, but if you pay more, they're fine[/I]. I mean, a hotel is a private business. If the proprietor doesn't want prostitutes in their establishment, I'm willing to respect it. A "joiner" fee, on the other hand, is a fucking scam. Fuck that, I'd never knowingly stay at a hotel that charges that fee.

On a different note, I've stayed in non-GF hotels and apartments in Rio, and it's fine. With everything Rio has to offer -- prives, termas, motels -- it's not even necessary to bring anyone home. Of course, that's if you prefer sleeping alone. If you like to nut as soon as you wake up in the morning, that's another story, kkkk.

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Problem then started there. Karine gets naked and it looks like she has an HPV breakout on her pussy. And it looked like there was dry sand on her feet and privates. So I knew at that point eating out this ebony beauty was out of the question for me. But her friend Duda ate her out. Then Duda kissed me after. I was uncomfortable because am I going to get HPV now? But I let my little head do the thinking and fucked Karine while she ate out Duda. I tried not to have skin to skin contact. Now I'm hoping I don't get HPV.

No wonder the clinicas and massage places are cheap. Both girls were 300 reals in total for an hour (150 each). [/QUOTE]A few thoughts.

1. You don't know if it's HPV. Can be some skin irritation caused by cheap creams, or lotions or something.

2. How long have you been mongering? Are you sure YOU don't have HPV?

3. That being said, your little head is way stronger than mine. I wouldn't fuck them. They're supposed to be tested regularly, but. . . This is Brazil.

4. The Dark Room prices are on a par with other Centro joints of this caliber. Maybe a tiny little bit cheaper than some, but the rooms are also shittier than some.

Ok. Got there at 4:00 ish. Not bad at all. If you're into a darker tone of white girl, this is your spot. Plenty of really well shaped ones. I was hoping to see some black or mulata girls and I only saw one. She was fat so that was a no for me dog. So I decided to leave. On my way out I see a cute looking darker tone white girl with PRETTY ass eyes. I decided to quickly grab her and do an hour with her. She is well shaped. Fake ass but very well done. Not disproportionate at all. For me to take a white girl while originally desiring a black or mulata girl means that white girl had to be pretty. She is probably mixed (perhaps like a fourth or eighth black) which gives her a sexy exotic look and color. Afterwards doing work on the girl, I ask if she is bi. She claims yes. I get her number and will hope to organize a true threesome. Still looking for 2 black girls to do it with but I can't turn this opportunity with this white girl down.

Total for an hour with that cutie AND an individual bottle of water for me and an individual bottle of coco water for her was 495 reals in total. Used my debit card (Charles Schwab). Use this info however you'd like.

[QUOTE=Aristhotle;2846142]Ok. Got there at 4:00 ish. Not bad at all. If you're into a darker tone of white girl, this is your spot. Plenty of really well shaped ones. I was hoping to see some black or mulata girls and I only saw one. She was fat so that was a no for me dog. So I decided to leave. On my way out I see a cute looking darker tone white girl with PRETTY ass eyes. I decided to quickly grab her and do an hour with her. She is well shaped. Fake ass but very well done. Not disproportionate at all. For me to take a white girl while originally desiring a black or mulata girl means that white girl had to be pretty. She is probably mixed (perhaps like a fourth or eighth black) which gives her a sexy exotic look and color. Afterwards doing work on the girl, I ask if she is bi. She claims yes. I get her number and will hope to organize a true threesome. Still looking for 2 black girls to do it with but I can't turn this opportunity with this white girl down. Total for an hour with that cutie AND an individual bottle of water for me and an individual bottle of coco water for her was 495 reals in total. Used my debit card (Charles Schwab). Use this info however you'd like.[/QUOTE]The truth is that many white Brazilian girls or "brancas" will go out and get really deep tans making them look like mulattas. Then they take their clothes off and you see the tan lines and you see their natural color is as white as rice! I mean, and I've said this before, it's really kind of shocking when you think about what kind of damage they're doing to their skin in order to get those deep tans like that.