Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Pita123;1595596]What is the point of using code in a forum like this? If you want to protect privacy, don't post. Without names and establishments it becomes Penthouse Letters.[/QUOTE]I would think if someone is going to treat a woman bad, they don't need to be directed to her, that is to say. It doesn't mean they found the person from this forum. It is unfortunate that any one would abuse the women, but there are a lot of crazies out there. My goal is to use the forum to go to the fun places and select someone I feel good about and want to spend some time with.

[QUOTE=Custard;1595396]What am I missing. Crazy House girls are in no way better than any other establishment. Their drink prices, on the other hand are great.[/QUOTE]Really? I thought the girls there were of a much higher quality than elsewhere when I was there a few weeks ago. The price of their drinks (150 baht) was much higher than elsewhere. I usually drink in Afterskool as they seem to have the cheapest beer in Soi Cowboy, excluding the early happy hours which I usually miss.

[QUOTE=Pita123;1595596]What is the point of using code in a forum like this? If you want to protect privacy, don't post. Without names and establishments it becomes Penthouse Letters.[/QUOTE]I hear ya.

But what about explicit descriptions of the details. When I have a particularly great time with a lady I write a report to titillate the reader and because I have fun writing the report. In addition to being sexy, I want the report to be true and funny at the same time. I enjoy writing about the sex, and I enjoy writing about the truth that is stranger than fiction stuff like the night I won't soon forget that I had with Bo and Cheer. But perhaps I'm just satisfying some voyeuristic need.

I think Natty may be suggesting I should think about whether I should go into such explicit detail. I wrote at least one rather racy report about Aor. One night she told me about what a rough day she had. Rough as in literally rough. I understand after the first of the year Annie's was inundated with requests for her. Then she disappeared. Did my post draw the sickos out of the cesspools they live in and motivate them to descend on Aor? Fed up with too much abuse did she leave the business? I think of myself as one inconsequential monger who has no significant impact on Bangkok's P4P industry. But I'd be less than truthful if I didn't admit that the thought did cross my mind that my report may have had something to do with her disappearing.

As I writing one of my more detailed and graphic reports I think about the reports Dr. BJ used to write about his experiences with particular ladies. I thought they were among the most entertaining, well-written post I have read on ISG. Personally, I don't think those reports we just designed to promote specific ladies. I think he was trying to be informative. He had good experiences with certain ladies and wanted to pass the word along. I think he enjoys writing and enjoys using the written word to entertain.

That's what I'm trying to do. My question is, where should I draw the line?

[QUOTE=Kerrstar;1595604]Really? I thought the girls there were of a much higher quality than elsewhere when I was there a few weeks ago. The price of their drinks (150 baht) was much higher than elsewhere. I usually drink in Afterskool as they seem to have the cheapest beer in Soi Cowboy, excluding the early happy hours which I usually miss.[/QUOTE]To my taste, Crazy House has a big set of quite pretty girls with very good slim bodies (not all of them). The number of fake noses is low. The sillies are low. Its mostly good natural Thai looks. The drink prices are O.K. for me. A Coke Lite or Soda lasts me a while. I like to watch naked girls on occasions. Barfining these girls is risky. Have not found an exceptional one on the bed, as yet. Some were good enough. The best one to date has gone missing. Suzi Wong is better hunting ground for fun girls on the bed, IMHO. I have collected several good fun girls there.

[QUOTE=Pita123;1595596]What is the point of using code in a forum like this? If you want to protect privacy, don't post. Without names and establishments it becomes Penthouse Letters.[/QUOTE]Some people like to read vague stories, like Penthouse letters or the Kumbu stories for entertainment. I am boring type not interested in entertainment, usually. I did find Nic Frenchy one of most entertaining writers, as he had a subtle humour, not resorting to basic sarcasm/irony. However I am agreeing that without some useful data in posts, at least recommending some place where hot girls can be found, the posts will be of questionable value. Also where to go to find certain types of experiences. Okay Some of us like to argue the state of things too.

Most of us got some valuable tips in the forum at some time, and may try to return the favour for others.

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1595502]
As for Noon or Loon or Goon or whatever the name of the lady I was with goes, she, as is the case with many of the women in Bangkok's gogos, has an hourglass figure using this classification system. She is probably naturally a pear, with a genetic predisposition to have well-developed leg muscles, but the augmented breasts give her an hourglass shape.
[/QUOTE]My impression was an Apple (top heavy), although the picture is a little exaggerated. I tend to go for slim side of hourglass to slim side of pear shaped. Apple and Banana is quickly ruled out.

I am very interested in measurement data LOL. The two key measures for me are waist to thigh ratio, which should range between 0. 6 to 0. 7 (ideal) for an hourglass shape. Anything less than 0. 6 starts to look crazy, and over 0. 8 is heading into the Banana or Apple range.

The 2nd measure is the gap between the upper thighs in cm. When girls stands straight normally. This gap helps make the ass look more sexy, as does an even slope, increase in width, from the waist to the thigh. As soon as a girl has no gap and upper thighs bang together, I consider she has fat thighs (upper legs). Very skinny girls tend to have very large gap which can be too much. 2 to 3 cm. Is good for me.

When a girl has fat hips, the curve line from waist to thigh gets very warped in shape. Sometimes the shape can be different due to very wide hip bones (this usually does not appeal to my eye). I like girls to have medium big rounded Glutes but without flab, and with very nice gap underneath to accentuate the check curves.

For tits I like beautifully shaped tits and size does not matter much, except do not like very narrow breasts (prefer pancakes). For face I like big eyes, big lips, small nose with upturned tip, narrow face with maybe even slightly pointy chin.

The most wow value hourglass in SW is Anne without a doubt (excluding any recent newbies), who is lucky to be a bit tall as well. "Em" is pretty good for body. Noi used to be super in waist to ass, but gone downhill after baby. I take exclusively girls with great asses, good gap, and good waist to thigh ratio. Should have pretty face (not too broad) as well. If the ass and face don't pass, then the girl has no chance. Maybe I could relax the ass requirement if I like the face enough. Praow in DollH has great face and great tits, great waist. Ass slightly puffy/saggy can be forgiven. Gap could be better.

No girl has everything perfect. Even the 10 point body in Crazy House, I had down rate the face to only an 8 to 9. LOL.

P.S. Goon is an unusual name but there is one at Dr. BJ.

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P.S. I doubt a girl of Mojies quality would accept facial cum. And then slurping it down. She doesn't need too. Hot girl just don't go for it- at least that's been my experience with agogo girls.

I have to believe thses 60+ year old buzzard reports are just what they think happened-not what actually happened.

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[QUOTE=Syzygies;1595629]My impression was an Apple (top heavy)

. I tend to go for slim side of hourglass to slim side of pear shaped. Apple and Banana is quickly ruled out.

I am very interested in measurement data LOL. The two key measures for me are waist to thigh ratio, which should range between 0. 6 to 0. 7 (ideal) for an hourglass shape. Anything less than 0. 6 starts to look crazy, and over 0. 8 is heading into the Banana or Apple range.

The 2nd measure is the gap between the upper thighs in cm. When girls stands straight normally. This gap helps make the ass look more sexy, as does an even slope, increase in width, from the waist to the thigh. As soon as a girl has no gap and upper thighs bang together, I consider she has fat thighs (upper legs). Very skinny girls tend to have very large gap which can be too much. 2 to 3 cm. Is good for me.

When a girl has fat hips, the curve line from waist to thigh gets very warped in shape. Sometimes the shape can be different due to very wide hip bones (this usually does not appeal to my eye). I like girls to have medium big rounded Glutes but without flab, and with very nice gap underneath to accentuate the check curves.

For tits I like beautifully shaped tits and size does not matter much, except do not like very narrow breasts (prefer pancakes). For face I like big eyes, big lips, small nose with upturned tip, narrow face with maybe even slightly pointy chin.

No girl has everything perfect. Even the 10 point body in Crazy House, I had down rate the face to only an 8 to 9. LOL.

P.S. Goon is an unusual name but there is one at Dr. BJ.[/QUOTE]Syzygies, you do have good taste in women. Like you I really get turned on by a lady with a nice gap between her legs at the very upper inside her thighs, especially when she's viewed from the back.

As I've gotten older I've become less picky. This makes it easier to find a suitable fuck-buddy. I great face with an average body or vice versa is okay. Medium size, natural and shapely breasts are my ideal. Pancake breasts are also nice. I like woman with athletic looking legs and gluts. Over-sized saggy breasts, rolls of fat, cellulite and scars are a turn off for me. Sometimes I will have an instant reaction to a lady that is not particularly special. Kate is an example. I liked her tall, skinny body; I thought her face was kinda cute. She has a sweet smile, but she's nothing special looks wise. Still, I had a tremendous urge to fuck her as soon as I saw her. I will respond to other rather average looking women this way. More than a decade ago now, a biologist buddy claimed it is probably a reaction to a specific woman's pheromones. He claimed the then current theory was it tended to be a mutual reaction and it was our bodies signalling each other that we have complimentary autoimmune systems and will produce healthy babies. I'm sure much more is known about pheromones and interpersonal attraction by now.

The four category classification system is an obvious oversimplification. There are so many, facets to the human body that can take so many shapes. How can you neatly fit every woman into one of the four categories? And as my very short summary touched on, woman with different basic shapes add body fat to different part of the body. It is also known that woman with certain body shapes are more prone to certain diseases; where they add fat being an important predictor.

Thanks for the post. Understanding a guys tastes makes it easier to evaluate his reports on the ladies.

[QUOTE=Custard;1595721]To be blunt. Those who identify prostitutes by name, number and where they work with attached photo-nude or non-nude is low class person.

If they are good they don't need help in getting customers-so stop thinking you are helping them.

Only way in which it would be acceptable if man put his ugly face in too. Furthermore informing the forum that girl particaipates in unprotected sex is horrible.

P.S. I doubt a girl of Mojies quality would accept facial cum. And then slurping it down. She doesn't need too. Hot girl just don't go for it- at least that's been my experience with agogo girls.

I have to believe thses 60+ year old buzzard reports are just what they think happened-not what actually happened.[/QUOTE]Thank you for sharing your opinions. I share your attitude about unprotected sex. Beyond that it appears you have very little sexual experience with a small number of women.

As Syzygies mentioned in a recent post, to the contrary, some of these women want photos and their escapades in the forum. They know about ISG and realize it is a good way to attract more customers. Why do you think the MP and escort websites put sexy photos and descriptions of each ladies' services in their websites?

Everything I put in my posts happens. My time with Mojie was not the wildest sexual experience I've had in the past few years, nor was it my wildest experience on this trip. That will be in my last post. My partner in crime, who is also a 60+ year old buzzard may wish to chime in after my post. He told me he would let me write the initial post. Some of us old buzzards are fit enough (I can run circles around most guys half my age), smart enough, successful enough and have enough self-confidence that many young women are attracted to us. In the case of the pros having, the means to pay them well is no doubt another factor. ;)

I may take something that is not funny at the time, such as my prostate gland infection, and try to turn it into something funny, but everything I mentioned in that, and all my posts, happened. I've had several real girl friends who enjoyed having men cum in their mouths. I've been with groups of ladies, all nonpros and all married, as they discussed how much they enjoyed giving blow jobs to their husbands. Many women don't find the taste of cum the least bit unpleasant and enjoy the feeling of men's penises in their mouths as the men build to the point of an orgasm and then spray warm cum into their mouths. They also like the feeling of warm cum on their faces. Many woman watch porn flicks to see how the pros do it and then try to copy them. It was obvious that was what Mojie was doing, as I tried to convey in my post. I had a partner for years with whom I used to watch porn as a prelude to sex. This is back in the very early 80's. One day she rented some anal videos. At one point while we were fucking she asked me to carefully put my cock in her ass. It hurt so we stopped. Later we tried it successfully. She discovered she really enjoyed anal. I've been around MP girls as they discussed a-level. Some of the ladies didn't do it and some did. Among those who did, some didn't mind it but didn't particularly enjoy it. Others said they really liked it and sometimes preferred it to vaginal sex. One of the ladies said. "It depends on how you're wired. " They all agreed.

As I got older and had more experience with more woman I was surprised to discover that many are far more sexually adventurous than I ever imaged. Over the years I've heard more women complain about their sexually boring husbands and boyfriends than complain they are too adventurous.

Of course there are woman with low libido and asexual woman. I'm sure they do not share these attitudes and behaviors.

Thank you enforcing the forums guidelines; however, as the target of Custard's attack I would like to mention I feel he is entitled to his opinions and is not going to change my forum posts. He has so much to learn. This is one way to do it. Still, I understand the reasoning behind the forum's policy.

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1595792]Syzygies, you do have good taste in women. Like you I really get turned on by a lady with a nice gap between her legs at the very upper inside her thighs, especially when she's viewed from the back.

As I've gotten older I've become less picky. This makes it easier to find a suitable fuck-buddy.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I am the reverse. I have got more picky over time. When I came to Thailand at age 35, almost 50% of the girls were gorgeous. LOL I really cringe now looking back at some pics. Of bargirls I took for the night back then. E. g. How could I have taken a girl with such a broad nose, even if was just 400 Baht?

I was probably just looking for a girl who would be fun and a far better fuck than my ex-wife. LOL.

Others claim that the standard of bar girls has gone down a lot. Looking at some Crazy House girls, I seriously doubt that it has gone down much although many great looking girls are now doing Coyote in Cowboy instead of being plain gogo girls. I think the truth is that most guys got more picky as they got older.

Sometimes I wish I could just consider a girl's character and willingness to have fun, rather than having so many looks requirements. Of course if can get both, its jackpot time. Unfortunately I admit the truth for myself. A fabulous looking girl with just a moderate performance is turning me on more than a mediocre looking girl with a super performance.

Some of the very famous mediocre looking PSE girls are just not exciting me. The problem is mine. I have to kick myself for not getting the phone number of the 10 pointer girl at Crazy House. I think of her a lot, even though bed performance was just above average. The feel of the pussy was perfection though. To me, she is still a dream girl. Its my brain sickness.

My memory of my first ever soapy girl in Thailand 31 years ago, was that she was slim, expert real masseuse, very pretty and naked, and we could not communicate as she had no English whatsoever. I have no idea what sex cost. Maybe 100 to 150 Baht. I was hesitant to fuck girls as scared of catching VD, and had no condoms as arrived accidentally unprepared (probably soapy girls didn't use condoms 30 years ago. I am not sure). Maybe if I had a pic, I would realise she was not that stunning by my taste of today. The Soapy place was in a Soi of Sukhumvit, set back from the road, close to the Tabaco monopoly, but was not Annies (nor Darling). It had a tiered fishbowl. In the modern day it seems impossible to find out what this place was even called. May have been in Soi 2 or maybe not. No history exists on the Internet. I probably need to chat with the Matriarch "Annie" (Aey's mother I guess) herself, and ask her what this Soapy place would have been called.

[QUOTE=Custard;1595721]
P.S. I doubt a girl of Mojies quality would accept facial cum. And then slurping it down. She doesn't need too. Hot girl just don't go for it- at least that's been my experience with agogo girls.

I have to believe thses 60+ year old buzzard reports are just what they think happened-not what actually happened.
[/QUOTE]You are dead wrong. What a Thai girl is willing to do varies tremendously. It so happens I am not interesting in degrading porn movie activities, but there are definitely girls doing pornstar for a living, and there are plenty of customers for it. I accept that. Its just not my thing.

I wish I had the imagination to make up exciting stories. However we usually find its far easier to stick to things that really happened (at least from our own view point). Truth is sometimes funnier than fiction.

Obviously points of view differ greatly. One guys fabulous porn star girl is a totally uninteresting girl for me.

Sure there are writers of total shit and psychedelic dreams. However these can be caught out easily quite often, with parts that are just factually obviously wrong, or containing no factual information whatsoever.

The purpose of the forum is share tips for meeting great girls for sex in great places. Without any factual data concerning how to find the particular girls or places, the writings become useless. That is why girl names, appearance gets mentioned. Its also not useful to say some girl is great unless there is enough detail to understand the way in which she is great, to some guy, so that others may recognise that they have a totally different taste, emphasis, and requirements. Advice on girls is supposed to help find particular types of girls that are known to be very capable in some specialty. I am wary about posting pics of girls unless identity is hidden, or they are fine with it, or their faces are already on web sites. I would ask myself "is she going to be badly upset by this pic".

I usually don't specify girls' badge numbers, for several reasons. I don't want to spoon feed the lazy readers too much, and I don't remember most numbers anyway.

You just can't expect to put all people in the same box. Variation is massive.

The forum is not really suited for guys who want to be "high class" mysterious. Its more intended to practical information. However I always try to push for readers to treat the girls well and with some respect, hoping that girls will provide a great pleasure service to us.

In Thailand, 60 year olds are not prohibited from having just as much fun or more than young hansom guys. Just pay the money, and don't waste valuable time trying to get it for free. Life is too short. I might be oldish now, but my sex skills are far better than when I was 20 through to 35. Not sure what you have against 60 year olds. They don't have to be too decrepid. Can even be fit in some cases. 60 year olds may have more money than the tight young guys. Also older guys are less "up themselves". Plenty of Thai working girls are liking old guys as customers. Even 80 year olds can have good sex (possibly with vitamin V assist).

Positive reports on the forum are more valued than negativity. Try to report something potentially useful.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1595837]The purpose of the forum is share tips for meeting great girls for sex in great places. Without any factual data concerning how to find the particular girls or places, the writings become useless. That is why girl names, appearance gets mentioned. Its also not useful to say some girl is great unless there is enough detail to understand the way in which she is great, to some guy, so that others may recognise that they have a totally different taste, emphasis, and requirements. Advice on girls is supposed to help find particular types of girls that are known to be very capable in some specialty. I am wary about posting pics of girls unless identity is hidden, or they are fine with it, or their faces are already on web sites. I would ask myself "is she going to be badly upset by this pic".[/QUOTE]All good points. I also think the forum is a good place to learn how the P4P industry works in Bangkok. I put information in some of my posts that I know guys like you who know more than me probably find boring, but I remember when I was new to the game. It is nice to understand what transpires from the time you walk through the door until you leave. In a little while I'm going to post my first of two reports about Nataree. I deliberately take the time to explain the routine there and convey what the ladies I was with there are like, particularly in contrast to a Snow White lady.

[QUOTE=Custard;1595721]
P.S. I doubt a girl of Mojies quality would accept facial cum. And then slurping it down. She doesn't need too. Hot girl just don't go for it- at least that's been my experience with agogo girls.

I have to believe thses 60+ year old buzzard reports are just what they think happened-not what actually happened.
[/QUOTE]Total of 6 posts and you've made the top ten for idiots. Great start bro!

And that 60+yr old buzzard has a harem of girls that you could only wish for.....:D

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1595807]Thank you for sharing your opinions. I share your attitude about unprotected sex. Beyond that it appears you have very little sexual experience with a small number of women.

As Syzygies mentioned in a recent post, to the contrary, some of these women want photos and their escapades in the forum. They know about ISG and realize it is a good way to attract more customers. Why do you think the MP and escort websites put sexy photos and descriptions of each ladies' services in their websites?

Everything I put in my posts happens. My time with Mojie was not the wildest sexual experience I've had in the past few years, nor was it my wildest experience on this trip. That will be in my last post. My partner in crime, who is also a 60+ year old buzzard may wish to chime in after my post. He told me he would let me write the initial post. Some of us old buzzards are fit enough (I can run circles around most guys half my age), smart enough, successful enough and have enough self-confidence that many young women are attracted to us. In the case of the pros having, the means to pay them well is no doubt another factor. ;)

I may take something that is not funny at the time, such as my prostate gland infection, and try to turn it into something funny, but everything I mentioned in that, and all my posts, happened. I've had several real girl friends who enjoyed having men cum in their mouths. I've been with groups of ladies, all nonpros and all married, as they discussed how much they enjoyed giving blow jobs to their husbands. Many women don't find the taste of cum the least bit unpleasant and enjoy the feeling of men's penises in their mouths as the men build to the point of an orgasm and then spray warm cum into their mouths. They also like the feeling of warm cum on their faces. Many woman watch porn flicks to see how the pros do it and then try to copy them. It was obvious that was what Mojie was doing, as I tried to convey in my post. I had a partner for years with whom I used to watch porn as a prelude to sex. This is back in the very early 80's. One day she rented some anal videos. At one point while we were fucking she asked me to carefully put my cock in her ass. It hurt so we stopped. Later we tried it successfully. She discovered she really enjoyed anal. I've been around MP girls as they discussed a-level. Some of the ladies didn't do it and some did. Among those who did, some didn't mind it but didn't particularly enjoy it. Others said they really liked it and sometimes preferred it to vaginal sex. One of the ladies said. "It depends on how you're wired. " They all agreed.

As I got older and had more experience with more woman I was surprised to discover that many are far more sexually adventurous than I ever imaged. Over the years I've heard more women complain about their sexually boring husbands and boyfriends than complain they are too adventurous.

Of course there are woman with low libido and asexual woman. I'm sure they do not share these attitudes and behaviors.[/QUOTE]Haha Paul, well said. I think us old buzzards are still doing pretty well and having had the chance of mutual experience know how active you are. I also don't take offense at Custards comments. When I was 40 years younger I was also an arrogant little shit and could never understand how some young hot smoking girls would prefer a silver fox over me who considered himself a hot stud. If I only would have had the experience then which I have amassed over the years. Luckily it must have been my innocence and limited experience that made me endearing to some real cougars who showed me the that older women have the same thing about young men as we have about young ladies. These most of the time rich wives gave me more sexual education than any working girl. The only downside was that I had to jump more than once out of a window or over the backyard fence when the old man unexpectedly came home.