Rio de Janeiro Reports

You killed it. I'm going to do pretty much same. I wish to explore options starting on Sunday.

[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]Finally finished RTFF.

Well at least till I take off. Let me see if I got this right.

Learn a little porto.

Grab an uber from upstairs in gig.

First option for ATM should be Bradesco.

Cheapy spots are mostly in centro and vm.

More expensive spots in ipa and copa.

Saturday that's where ill find any action.

Sunday is a good time to go see the jesus statue, beat my meat or roll the dice with barravip, photoacom, and a love motel.

Don't expect good food.

Do expect to get tongue raped.

Try the robe I might like it.

Gparena=bible.

Try VM if even just to say I came, I saw even if I do not concuer.

Order uber black or be prepared to walk one block from 4 x4 and get shanked.

Actually I have a question about this. Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? And if so is there a way to distingush one that should be legit? Like the tiny yellow ones in Colombia or the pinkys in thailand.

Obrigado.

And for newbies all the info you need is on the forum. Even bubbas ancient report still had tons of great info.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

Moreover, as to health, I highly suggest both going to in person and ordering on ifood etc from hortifruti. Especially soups and salads.

Best restaurant in rio IMHO is:

Casuarina, corner of glauco gil and the beach in recreio.

Ceasar salad with the parmesan bucket is to die for! Salmao na brasa top!

At my advanced age of 93, good diet becomes important. My swiss grandfather lived to 94.

[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2855976]Brazilian food is great. You can have acai or natural fruit drinks on every other corner for 3 dollars. Seafood is amazing. Go to Shirley's Seafood restaurant and tell me Brazilian food sucks. Pizza is really good when cooked in real oven, not electric oven.

You know what food sucks? Phillipines. I've had it in America and it's awful. Max's restaurants should all be bankrupt. Jollibee other than their spicy chicken is a horror show. Worst food ever. I can go on and on.[/QUOTE]

I was looking but didn't find much information or what I was looking for. Maybe I didn't go far enough back.

So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival.

Is my best shot going to the massage and prives and such? Independents? What is the scene like for tinder, Badoo, or even Facebook and Instagram?

Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.

Feel free to PM if you prefer.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Marxh;2856571]I was looking but didn't find much information or what I was looking for. Maybe I didn't go far enough back.....[/QUOTE]What exactly are you looking for? Pick up girls duing carnival?

Other have said it is not the best time for mongering. Besides, I think from female's perspective, Brazilian men are pretty hot, LOL, so you have a lot of competition if you want to pick girls for free.

The best time to be in Rio is right AFTER carnival, as prices go down by 50% on everythng, pussy, shelter, etc.

Right now, prices are ramping up, and the locals have ohlas grandes, which I am resisting unsuccessfully.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2856584]What exactly are you looking for? Pick up girls duing carnival?

Other have said it is not the best time for mongering. Besides, I think from female's perspective, Brazilian men are pretty hot, LOL, so you have a lot of competition if you want to pick girls for free.[/QUOTE]

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.

Oscar Wilde.

Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.

[QUOTE=Marxh;2856571]So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival.
Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.[/QUOTE]As mentioned countless times the carnival is the worst time for P4 P. No worries, in carnival the regular girls give are on the hunt for overweight gringos. The carnival is in February, there is still time to loose some kilograms.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2856589]The best time to be in Rio is right AFTER carnival, as prices go down by 50% on everythng, pussy, shelter, etc.

Right now, prices are ramping up, and the locals have ohlas grandes, which I am resisting unsuccessfully.[/QUOTE]The problem is that the weather is questionable after Carnival. It can be cool and rainy, which means no beach.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2856618]What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.

Oscar Wilde.

Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.[/QUOTE]Somebody said: ´Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need......´

[QUOTE=Marxh;2856647]So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival. ...

Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.[/QUOTE]Hey no worries...I think you're good to go.

Just bring (or have available by way of ATM), a decent amount of money to go with your troubles. It's all good, as having money will (in most cases) solve your P4P dilemmas, whatever the difficulty.

As mentioned, during Carnival time/days, is probably not the best time for mongering. Most businesses tend to shutdown around and over the 4-day period, and a modicum of girls, tend to want to head back home (to wherever) and party with friends and family. That said, there still remains a modest P4P scene around Copa and Centro, if you know where to look. (Note: Things do slowly go back to normal just after Carnival.)

But if you're also very much interested with, taking in the Brazilian culture, food, music, dance (Samba), sights and the arts, then visiting Rio during Carnival time is a good time, and is a great idea. As also mentioned, things will be a tad more expensive, if not slightly more chaotic.

So depending on how you deal with large crowds, large events and boisterous, lively and very colorful sexy people, set the level of your plans (and expectations) accordingly w/r to visiting during Carnival. Similar considerations should also be given, if planning to visit during Christmas and New Years.

Don't forget to read some RODs (Reports of Distinction) for more info and use ISG search functions to help.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2856618]
Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.[/QUOTE]The Iranians are on to something then.

Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).

I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.

United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.

Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.

Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2856084]VM looks different, but I don't understand what looks scary? Loud funk music, street dogs, half-naked women (OK, some ladies looks scary), smells or run-down buildings? If a newbie is scared then go there around 4 PM.

The first time I went to VM was a Friday night when it was rocking. It reminded me of the bar-scene in the Star Wars movie. Back then there were more girls, better quality, easier to find the gems and a session was 25 reais. I loved VM. Unfortunately I think VM is no longer that interesting considering the quality has gone down.

A first-timer can get familiar with the area using street view on Google maps, just search for "Rua Sotero dos Reis".

You can find VM-maps in this post.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1143546.[/QUOTE]Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.

Bill Clinton balanced the budget and would have been happier as most men would if he had gone to Brazil more often.

Anyway, in terms of what is important on this board, a certain cute little blond named Maya apparently is coming and cumming back to her prive at centro this week! Oh Maya.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2857052]Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).

I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.

United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.

Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money.[/QUOTE]Why were you out with all of that stuff unless you were moving? I damn sure would not have been at a BRT station chilling on the phone with it. If there was ever a time to take Uber then it seems that was it.

[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]They are really dumb people.[/QUOTE]Says the man out dilly-dallying with all his valuable shit with him.