FKK Dietzenbach

[QUOTE=BigBuddy69;2324701]Luder Lounge in Dortmund is not a RTC but a day club, he's talking about Luderland or something like that.[/QUOTE]I figure he meant Luderland as well and others may differ but this is a really good club with many good selections. Al of them misbehave as well. The showers are nicer, the locker area is very bright and the lockers huge, a poor man's Sharks locker with the upper and lower levels. The rooms themselves are nicer as well, a hybrid of the typical RTC club and ' a real club. ' Only negative is the boxes for your money are a cluster box of what are old bank safe deposit boxes with very thin slots, the kind the safe box is slid in at the vault. They actually have a wrench / hook type tool on top of the boxes to use because if your wallet, phone or money get pushed too far back you can't get your wrist in there. Only that tool will fit in that box (and little Diana as well).

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2324720]why do some places have plastic bags to wrap up your used toilet paper and others don't?[/QUOTE]The plastic bags are for women to wrap used absorbent pads and tampons during periods and dispose them in garbage instead of flushing down the toilet.

[QUOTE=SmokeLight;2325029]The plastic bags are for women to wrap used absorbent pads and tampons during periods and dispose them in garbage instead of flushing down the toilet.[/QUOTE]Thanks.

I should have asked back in 2016. I always figured it was the plumbing and should have put 2 and 2 together back than instead I spent the first few months every morning struggling to get my hand.

Never mind.

Finally that task proved to be too difficult and experimented with flushing all goodies down the toilet and it worked so I stopped stuffing bags. I hate to think what an idiot the maid must have thought I was when she cleaned out the garbage can and for that matter anyone reading this.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2325169]I hate to think what an idiot the maid must have thought I was when she cleaned out the garbage[/QUOTE]Let us just say this was your humble contribution to our warrior fight for the gender equality.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2324786]I figure he meant Luderland as well and others may differ but this is a really good club with many good selections. Al of them misbehave as well. The showers are nicer, the locker area is very bright and the lockers huge, a poor man's Sharks locker with the upper and lower levels. The rooms themselves are nicer as well, a hybrid of the typical RTC club and ' a real club. ' Only negative is the boxes for your money are a cluster box of what are old bank safe deposit boxes with very thin slots, the kind the safe box is slid in at the vault. They actually have a wrench / hook type tool on top of the boxes to use because if your wallet, phone or money get pushed too far back you can't get your wrist in there. Only that tool will fit in that box (and little Diana as well).[/QUOTE]Yeah I meant Luderland, the Catholic place. I'm very religious and follower of the doctrine. BB and KK, thank you both for correcting me.

I just had to try this club after reading Cowboys reviews. I thought it would also give good input on my path to FKK nirvana and yes, it did.

I arrived at 19 and expected something a bit filthy and extreme but I mostly saw a bunch of mongers sitting in sofas doing nothing and a bunch of girls running around seemingly trying to avoid the mongers.

I sat down and drank some water and watched the scene. There was some girls I found attractive and one of them ran around like a squirrel collecting dishes. I did not dare to disturb her until she sat down. I approached and asked for a room.

No answer. Then her friend said I needed to wait a bit. I saw that she had a platter beside her with some food. OK, she want to finish her food. I told her I wait and pointed at the coach I used.

And I waited, and waited, and waited. Then I see her in the stairs going up with another monger. What the actual fuck! OK, she must have waited for a regular. I calm down, drink some more water, watch some porn, watch my fellow mongers doing nothing, getting pissed. The girl eventually returns to the room and starts to collect freaking dishes again! I think, what is wrong? Do I smell funny? Is my craziness so far advanced that the girls are scared of me? I was told you get hairy hands by wanking so maybe I am physically changing!?

OK, I calm down, approach her again asking: can I have a room with you? Puzzled expression on girls face. Zimmer? No contact, her friend bursts out, you want water?

Then it hits me, Cowboy always ranting about "day care" I drove taxi in my youth and I used to take retarded people to "day care" where they had coffee, played music, did simpler work an other things. This must be something like that, but a german, perverted variant. He has good sense of humour that cowboy.

Then lightning hits and the girl bursts out "you want to fuck me? Me: euhm yes, I'm trying to be a gentleman here but something like that yes.

I think, OK now I will soon get rid of my blue balls. But no. There are now 3 girls involved in this matter, one asks, you want normal? What do I answer? I don't know what you consider normal in this place. If you read other reviews on this forum pretty much everything is "normal" here so I just say I do not know. Puzzled faces. Next obstacle, which room do you want? Upstairs or downstairs? I do not really care, I tell her to just choose one for gods sake!

Ok, we are now inside the room. She asks, "you want to fuck?" I reply "no" puzzled look. "blasen? My reply "no". Now I can see that she starts looking for the alarm button. She has gotten a fuckin freak on her neck! Will she survive this?

"What you want! My reply, "I want to give you a massage" puzzled look "massage? Me: "yes, I want to put cream on your body" pointing at the lotion. Finally the sessions starts and I am a happy man!

I only want one session so I leave but I get so distracted by a girl laying with her ass up scteaming in the coach under the value boxes that I forgot my wallet and have to return. Whats about the numbering of those boxes by the way, seems totally random?

Final words, you get the following info from written notes in various places in this FKK.

- the girls price.

- the girls names.

- you should wash your teeth.

- you are not allowed to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url] in the showers.

I think this is enough info, the rest needs to be experienced.

If I return I will choose a more direct approach, I will walk around the room staring at the girls and scream "ficken" when I find a winner.[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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Haha funny report FuckedUpSwede. Did you meet Amira? She looks better than most girls in Oase and Sharks, beautiful face age 21-22, with awesome natural see-cup boobs on a very shapely slim frame, and was a super sweetheart sexy fucks with me in my last trip. 😁.

[QUOTE=Gino02;2348679]Did you meet Amira?[/QUOTE]Yes I think she was seated together with the girl I sessioned with. Really pretty!

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2325169]Thanks.

I should have asked back in 2016. I always figured it was the plumbing and should have put 2 and 2 together back than instead I spent the first few months every morning struggling to get my hand.

Never mind.

Finally that task proved to be too difficult and experimented with flushing all goodies down the toilet and it worked so I stopped stuffing bags. I hate to think what an idiot the maid must have thought I was when she cleaned out the garbage can and for that matter anyone reading this.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately it is not the only thing wrong in your post. 747 is not Airbus but Boeing. You know this company killing 346 passengers for stupid software mistakes. Fly safe. In addition this has cost their job to hundreds of Ryan Air employees.

Really don't understand why Boeing CEO wasn't fired at the recent shareholder meeting.

[QUOTE=FuckedUpSwede;2348064]I just had to try this club after reading Cowboys reviews. I thought it would also give good input on my path to FKK nirvana and yes, it did.

If I return I will choose a more direct approach, I will walk around the room staring at the girls and scream "ficken" when I find a winner. Or maybe I'll bring a chunk of wood and hit her in the head, drag her into a room, do my deed and return her to front desk when I'm done.[/QUOTE]Another terrific report. I've never been to this club, would never fuck bareback for fear of catching something, and Cowboy has been kind enough to tell us all this is a grubby club (which he loves but I would hate). I like chrome and polished glass not spit and sawdust.

But loved your report as ever. Glad you got the girl. Didn't read anything to change my view about this being one to avoid!

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2354709]Another terrific report. I've never been to this club, would never fuck bareback for fear of catching something, and Cowboy has been kind enough to tell us all this is a grubby club (which he loves but I would hate). I like chrome and polished glass not spit and sawdust.

But loved your report as ever. Glad you got the girl. Didn't read anything to change my view about this being one to avoid![/QUOTE]Glad I could be of service, we have different taste and that is a good thing, the world would be a really boring place if everyone had the same taste. Also my taste differs and I like extremes. I hate the Swedish word "lagom" it kind of defines the whole Swedish mindset. I have never tried bareback full sex with a working girl and I do not think I ever will of the reason you mention. Since I am a farm boy I do like it a bit dirty and when some posters describe "prostitute behaviour" and lack of "chic and charm" as something undesirable I understand, and respect, their viewpoint but it do infact arouse me and makes me want to visit the venue. I will try the other end of the spectrum, Globe, as a reference but my work never takes me there so I have to pay for it myself (bad). I have to use Switzerland for transit sometimes but I cry when I have to pay like 20 eur for a dry sandwish.

[QUOTE=FuckedUpSwede;2354747]I hate the Swedish word "lagom" it kind of defines the whole Swedish mindset. Since I am a farm boy I do like it a bit dirty and when some posters describe "prostitute behaviour" and lack of "chic and charm" as something undesirable I understand, and respect, their viewpoint but it do in fact arouse me and makes me want to visit the venue. I will try the other end of the spectrum, Globe, as a reference but my work never takes me there so I have to pay for it myself (bad). I have to use Switzerland for transit sometimes but I cry when I have to pay like 20 eur for a dry sandwich.[/QUOTE]Funny, but one of the girls I fucked at Globe happened to be a very attractive blonde from Gothenburg, Sweden! She said she would fly down from Sweden to Switzerland for several days out of the week and make big money fucking, then go back home. I remember that she did anal (of course I would). Said she wanted to do cowgirl anal so that she could "cum on me" that way, which she did. I also remember her BBBJ / CIM effort. She was just a throwing that long, pretty blonde head and hair of hers wildly every which a way! She didn't make me nut though because in a previous session I had just had a Brazilian girl's mouth, lips, and active tongue on my dick who made me explode in her mouth with her superior technique (best BBBJ / CIM I ever had anywhere ever). Even in Switzerland, I found a Brasiliera to be the best LOL! I finished inside of the Swedish babe missionary-style (with condom mind you). She was a good provider who did not seem taken by "lagom" LOL! Was quite a while ago, so I'm sure she's gone by now. Indeed, her picture and profile has not been on the Globe site for some time now. Well, for every girl who leaves the business, there are several more willing to step into her place! Believe this.

[QUOTE=FuckedUpSwede;2354747]Glad I could be of service, we have different taste and that is a good thing, the world would be a really boring place if everyone had the same taste. Also my taste differs and I like extremes. I hate the Swedish word "lagom" it kind of defines the whole Swedish mindset. I have never tried bareback full sex with a working girl and I do not think I ever will of the reason you mention. Since I am a farm boy I do like it a bit dirty and when some posters describe "prostitute behaviour" and lack of "chic and charm" as something undesirable I understand, and respect, their viewpoint but it do infact arouse me and makes me want to visit the venue. I will try the other end of the spectrum, Globe, as a reference but my work never takes me there so I have to pay for it myself (bad). I have to use Switzerland for transit sometimes but I cry when I have to pay like 20 eur for a dry sandwish.[/QUOTE]Globe girls are nothing better or more beautiful than the ones from Shark, Oase, GT, most of them worked before in Germany. No need to spend your time and money to visit at least my opinion.

Right off the bat: what a different kind of establishment compared to Finca! It has its potential I guess, every girl here is open for a casual chat and normally smiling. Noone was pushy or even making any effort to be noticed.

Anyway I arrived at Dietzenbach earlier this evening at around 9 pm. Alice opened the door and let me in (while refusing entry to a fellow monger for reasons which I can only imagine). This other guy spoke English only (just like me) but probably didn't fit the criteria for admission.

Once in, the routine is the same as at Finca although the place is not as nice or big. Alice asked if it was my first time, then asked a girl to show me around, then I went to the locker room, stripped down, put a towel around my waist, took a shower (with a girl. Here showers are mixed. Funny but it was a nice experience).

Then. Well, there is nothing to do. Nothing. You sit on a couch in a large dimly lit room with a few TV playing porn and wait. Most of the girls were sitting in the couches near the theke playing their phones. I thought they were taking a break and I just waited. There were 4-5 guys in the room. Staring at the wall and the paintings (of couples copulating). From time to time a girl would enter the room and a guy would stand up and basically run to catch her, he would say the magic word (Zimmer?) and off they went.

The girls seemed nice, and although some were not my taste (too tall and / or "not fit") they were cheerful. Some were decent and definitely zimmable. I made the mistake (again) of waiting too much and the girl I liked the most left with another guy. There was only another girl I liked: Andra (funny enough the same girl I met in the shower).

She was washing the dishes but I could not wait so I asked if she wanted to go to a zimmer after she'd finished. She said yes but since she didn't understand English that meant nothing. Alice asked me a minute later what I wanted. I repeated my question: is she free. After a quick translation (to Romanian.) off I went with Andra to a room (downstairs).

Unfortunately she was neither religious (I didn't ask before going to a room but anyway (a) I am a noobie so that wouldn't be good I guess and (b) she didn't speak English), nor accepting anything other than simple FS. No kisses (DFK, on her body. Nothing) and kept asking if I had finished giving me annoyed looks when I said no.

I want to give this club a second chance. I guess it has its potential. I just haven't found it. EUR 30 entry and EUR 30 for a quickie (20 minutes) possibly with extra included. That is a great offer if the girl happens to be nice.

And I should have followed Gino02 advice and called to ask what the LU is.

If Alice is the one who answers the phone: she's very nice and speaks excellent English.

What? They select for entry in a so low level club, not respecting law. Incredible. Sometimes crazy in FKK land.