Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2877128]I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.

A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.[/QUOTE]Thank you. And thanks, Nounce. Perfect example of the value of these boards and its helpful members.

Just want to make sure I understand. If I sequence it like US to Colombia, then Colombia to Brazil, then finally Brazil to US, there's no need for the Yellow Fever certificate, correct?

Like you CenTex, I tried to get that vax a few years ago (pre-Covid) and it was damn near impossible.

Again, thanks for the advice.

[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2877128]I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.
[/QUOTE]Wait 10 days? Are you sure? When I traveled from Peru to Costa Rica I did one at the airport and was good to fly right away. Was a long time ago but cost close to nothing back then.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2877144]I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink![/QUOTE]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2877386]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.[/QUOTE]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.

So yes, I said I would not fuck her, let alone eat out her ass LMAO! That's what I said, within the relevant context provided above. From the pics I've posted over the years, mongers here know that Paula is ordinarily not the type I go for. I usually go for the lighter girls. But, I liked her body (round bubble butt with flat tummy). And I liked her pretty face. And her come-on attitude was out of this world! The session was great, and I remember she also gave me one of the best massages I've ever received from a working girl. I conclude with what I always say. I don't care who likes my tutes and who doesn't. After all, [B]I[/B] paid for that ass and they didn't! So, I'm the only one who has to like it. Out!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWb3wqjUtSs[/URL]

$872,000 on hookers.

Man, on 872 k, I could live indefinitely with better girls in Rio on the interest from high yield short term totally safe bonds.

Give him my best at Art Basel.

[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2876078]Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.[/QUOTE]

Yep she is hot af.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2877386]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://www.bjs.com/[/URL]

That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.

I was explaining this chain to my two lovelies who thought it was hilarious, and reminded me I had no such problems and offered a practical demonstration of the Brasil "can do" attitude. One proceeded to suck my balls and the other swallowed me down her throat with no gagging. These girls take pride in their female beauty and erotic power I am in awe of. Needless to say I had a shattering orgasm and then they both cuddled up. Because this is the way life should be.

Bangkok uses to have Lolita's and Dr. BJ's (now the wood bar) you could duck into during lunch. We need more of this, but it can be had locally and retail for REAL 60-80 fairly easily.

Rio is life changing for deprived western men and their unmet natural needs. Rio's favelas are about the same as the shanty towns in major US cities, but without TB and preventable diseases and its inhabitants work hard to be clean and tidy and make a community with what little they have. Unlike the needles, vapes and animal like human poop and piss on the streets of shitholes like Philly and LA.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2877582][URL]https://www.bjs.com/[/URL]

That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.......[/QUOTE]For around two decades of my life (80's and 90's) I was hooked on BBBJ's, many from hookers of dubious sobriety which I got in my car in various venues in NYC. Great times.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2877399]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.

![/QUOTE]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first!

[QUOTE=Bravo;2877842]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first![/QUOTE]I have always pretty much been a lone wolf in this thing. I'm not quick to trust other people. They can go out and do stupid things and drag you right down with them, and I cannot afford to let that happen. As I wrote somewhere else a few days ago, I did try having a wingman one time a long time ago, and the guy was just a disaster! Got stumbling drunk and digging in his nose and shit and scaring the tutes away (among other annoying things)! So, I said never again, and that's the way its been.

That said, I have thought about what would make for a good wingman or "partner in crime". I agree that it would help if neither monger liked the same type of girls. That way you're not seeing and having lust in your dark hearts for the same ones. But, another critical thing is that I think it would be crucial that you both like going to the same kinds of places too. Whether that be termas, prives, trash puteiros, Vila Mimosa, Scandallo or wherever. You like to visit the same establishments, but you're interested in banging different kinds of chicks. That would be perfect!

Other things that would be helpful would be if both are at the same experience level in terms of traveling abroad in general and in terms of mongering in particular (neither is needy of the other in these two areas). Language skills, or having a comfort level with operating in environments where you don't speak the language, are extremely useful too. One reason why my one-time wingman was so damn annoying is that he didn't speak the language (Spanish) and kept leaning on me like I was his damn (unpaid) interpreter / spokesperson or something! I mean, he was being so demanding that he was interfering with my own rap with the girls! Then he wanted to treat me like I was supposed to be his damn currency exchange office. Not! I was surprised he was so damn helpless because I knew he had mongered abroad before, and I thought he had more skiils. I was wrong. Never again!

Yeah I don't know why this is a topic at all. But I concur, it is a pleasure to go out with you as a team. Let me know next time you are in town.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2877842]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first![/QUOTE]

For the mongers out there, don't forget strong male friendships are possible wih high quality fellow mongers in between sessions and in the wider sphere of life. After all, it is ultimately about lifestyle that fickle, transient working girls are merely passing through. Specific to Brasil and mongering is some selected quotes from Jorge Amado. The Discovery of America by the Turks. It's quite idealized as it is touching. Make sure you have a dog and good, strong same-sex friendships rather than betting the emotional farm on women. This is what American guys are really idiotic about and get emotionally and financially raped on a daily basis.

Here goes:

Radun would greet him when he saw him arrive without notice. To have some fun, relax (nobody's made of iron) in the cabaret, bars, a wh-rehouse. It was his feast day. Jamiland Radun, the philosopher, never separated, gabbing endlsssley, lots of laughs, drinks, polkas, and mazurakas. On nights of great merriment, on the streets of Itabuna, arm in arm with Cockeye Paula or some other woman, Raduan would get the urge to declaim in Arabic love poems in which the wine flowed and sultanas danced. Holding hands with Glorinha Goldass as he listened, Jamil was moved to tears".

Allah understood all and forgave everything. (Jamil). Met and gathered into his bosom the capricious Jove, a wild and lusty half-breed. The affair caused talk, and news of it reached the colonel's ears. Anuar Maron had set up house for Jove, had taken her out of the red-light district, wanted her all for himself and would'nt hear of anyone else grazing in his pastures.

He'd (Noberto de Faria) developed a friendship with Jamil, with whom he'd come to know in the wh-orhouses of Itabuna, of which he was an assiduous and jolly frequenter. (they went into business together). Noberto de Faria, a native of Sergipe withtraces of Mulatto, a man of honor and vision, placed the necessary sum at Jamil's disposal, trusting in him and swearing to the great esteem in which he held him. He called him his partner at table and in bed, because they had the same girls, ate from the same plate, and had similar tastes: small boobs, big asses, tight twats. Pleasant concordances always reinforce the bonds of friendship".

Yes, the joy, the whoop and fun of two friends banging beautiful young women (no older than 25) is the way life should be. I told my duo about the book and author about 6 months and they got a copy in porto and read it for homework. They try to impress me, and succeed, a no reflex deep throat and sexy, passionate kissing and seeing them flounce about and giggle is very damned sexy. After all, they are sweet young women at heart. They were very happy about my interest in their country and were strongly of the view the men should support one another and have a happy and carefree association with the girls. They also confirmed that girls got bitchy and fought over the polite, charming and fit men, even though it was for money.

Merry Christmas to y'all. I bought some cheap santa suits on amazon for festivities. Both girls offered to introduce me to their families on Christmas. One is way up north, but I bought her an airfare because she is so nice to me. It's a sweet thing, kind of status and also revealing that in Brasil you don't get the stigma and shame with girls who ply their trade to save up and often have a bit of adventure. Everyone knows what's going on but don't embarrass others with hypocritical shaming. It's a very human country (like Italy) that makes me appreciate it more and more compared to the mercenary and cruel USA.

The people are relaxed with sexuality, a perfectly natural and necessary thing to bond, laugh, and avoid extinction and inbreeding. Even my elderly housekeeper laughed at the antics I get up to with my lovelies and the sperm splattered walls and with a big smile and playfully wagged her finger at me. Same with the sheets. She washes and hangs them out to dry in the air and sunshine. She sits down with me and two young women and they banter away happily in porto like old friends. The bed magically always clean and fresh. I've organized and paid to send her to the best specialists in Sao Paulo and gave her a huge bonus, as in 6 months wages. She is total gold and I hope I can persuade her to stay on. Worth every cent and one of the best trades I've ever made. You cannot take money with you and the daily joy I get from the young girls and lifestyle (including a plum bit of land up in the hills with views) is simply amazing.

You can guess what the girl's stocking will be stuffed with ! My housemaid got cash bonus, a hamper, a peck on the cheek and a hug. She was so happy she cried a bit. How do you put a value on that ??

The only book that Vagabundo owns is Jorge Amado, The Double Death of Quincas Water Bray.

This is where he keeps his weed.

The Marines at the Embassy and the Grupo Maritimo (Coast Guard) have standing orders to bury Vagabundo at sea, in a zodiac boat, with 200 pounds of C4.

BOOOM.

On New Years Eve.

At Copacabana, or better yet, Posto 8, Barra.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2878201]For the mongers out there, don't forget strong male friendships are possible wih high quality fellow mongers in between sessions and in the wider sphere of life. After all, it is ultimately about lifestyle that fickle, transient working girls are merely passing through. Specific to Brasil and mongering is some selected quotes from Jorge Amado. The Discovery of America by the Turks. It's quite idealized as it is touching. Make sure you have a dog and good, strong same-sex friendships rather than betting the emotional farm on women. This is what American guys are really idiotic about and get emotionally and financially raped on a daily basis.

Here goes:

Radun would greet him when he saw him arrive without notice. To have some fun, relax (nobody's made of iron) in the cabaret, bars, a wh-rehouse. It was his feast day. Jamiland Radun, the philosopher, never separated, gabbing endlsssley, lots of laughs, drinks, polkas, and mazurakas. On nights of great merriment, on the streets of Itabuna, arm in arm with Cockeye Paula or some other woman, Raduan would get the urge to declaim in Arabic love poems in which the wine flowed and sultanas danced. Holding hands with Glorinha Goldass as he listened, Jamil was moved to tears".

Allah understood all and forgave everything. (Jamil). Met and gathered into his bosom the capricious Jove, a wild and lusty half-breed. The affair caused talk, and news of it reached the colonel's ears. Anuar Maron had set up house for Jove, had taken her out of the red-light district, wanted her all for himself and would'nt hear of anyone else grazing in his pastures.

He'd (Noberto de Faria) developed a friendship with Jamil, with whom he'd come to know in the wh-orhouses of Itabuna, of which he was an assiduous and jolly frequenter. (they went into business together). Noberto de Faria, a native of Sergipe withtraces of Mulatto, a man of honor and vision, placed the necessary sum at Jamil's disposal, trusting in him and swearing to the great esteem in which he held him. He called him his partner at table and in bed, because they had the same girls, ate from the same plate, and had similar tastes: small boobs, big asses, tight twats. Pleasant concordances always reinforce the bonds of friendship".

Yes, the joy, the whoop and fun of two friends banging beautiful young women (no older than 25) is the way life should be. I told my duo about the book and author about 6 months and they got a copy in porto and read it for homework. They try to impress me, and succeed, a no reflex deep throat and sexy, passionate kissing and seeing them flounce about and giggle is very damned sexy. After all, they are sweet young women at heart. They were very happy about my interest in their country and were strongly of the view the men should support one another and have a happy and carefree association with the girls. They also confirmed that girls got bitchy and fought over the polite, charming and fit men, even though it was for money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2877399]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.

So yes, I said I would not fuck her, let alone eat out her ass LMAO! That's what I said, within the relevant context provided above. From the pics I've posted over the years, mongers here know that Paula is ordinarily not the type I go for. I usually go for the lighter girls. But, I liked her body (round bubble butt with flat tummy). And I liked her pretty face. And her come-on attitude was out of this world! The session was great, and I remember she also gave me one of the best massages I've ever received from a working girl. I conclude with what I always say. I don't care who likes my tutes and who doesn't. After all, [B]I[/B] paid for that ass and they didn't! So, I'm the only one who has to like it. Out![/QUOTE]You might be the only one who has to like it, but I like this girl despite not having to, LOL.