London

[QUOTE=Whitey2]Good advice. Walk away. And never, never go into one of the downstairs bars in Soho at the advice of a huckster. They are spider holes, and you are the fly. Outrageous drink prices, no sex, quasi-mugging experience.[/QUOTE]Yes I steer clear of the clip joints. I will just stick to the walkup's. I might try one of the Chinese massage places. Which ones are the best.

[QUOTE=Whitey2]Good advice. Walk away. And never, never go into one of the downstairs bars in Soho at the advice of a huckster. They are spider holes, and you are the fly. Outrageous drink prices, no sex, quasi-mugging experience.[/QUOTE]I am speaking with experience. About 5 years ago. One of my friends and I were suckered to follow (actually a lady with nice boobs) who said there were pretty girls waiting to have a good time. And took us down stairs in some joint in soho. As we arrived in the basement, she somehow disappeared and these guys were bullying us for money and really being some what scary and annoying at at the same time. Luckily as I had my friend with me. We did have the power to be somewhat aggressive and push our way back up. But if I was caught alone. I am not sure I would have been able to get away too easily.

So specially new venturers in soho be mindfull. But also look out for some gems hidden in places.

Regards,

Chrismonger3

Hi guys!

I'm going to Lonon at the end of the month, and I'm going to be staying at a hotel. Are all London hotels escort friendly, or are there som that I should avoid? Wouldn't want to end up on a hotel that doesn't let me have female company :)

[QUOTE=Pilsnerdrinker]Yes I steer clear of the clip joints. I will just stick to the walkup's. I might try one of the Chinese massage places. Which ones are the best.[/QUOTE]Hi Pilsnerdrinker,

I have been to 3 or 4 Chinese places in soho. To me they are all about the same. The massages were not as good as what I have got in other nations. But semi decent. The prices also tend to be the same. For extra's. The girls do demand alot. So when bidding. Start extremely low. Say 10 quid. This worked for me and negocited for 15 and max 20.

Regards,

Chrismonger3

[QUOTE=Chrismonger3]Hi Pilsnerdrinker,

I have been to 3 or 4 Chinese places in soho. To me they are all about the same. The massages were not as good as what I have got in other nations. But semi decent. The prices also tend to be the same. For extra's. The girls do demand alot. So when bidding. Start extremely low. Say 10 quid. This worked for me and negocited for 15 and max 20.

Regards,

Chrismonger3[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

I should have seen the sign and stayed home, when I found out LMP would be closed and taken the loss of hotel room and plane ticket. But I decided to give the escort scene in London a try.

My first choice of agency had none of the girls I hade set my eyes on available, so I went with my second choice Playful-escorts.

I picked Micaela advertised as a Swedish girl, she was not. The pictures are kind of accurate. But the service was just awful. We got naked and she gave me a average blowjob, she got on top but after just a one minute she waned to switch. We then got going with doggy, with her complaining why all men want doggy. And a few minutes in to that she started with why I didn't finish. I was there to have fun but certainly didn't feel like it. We switch to missionary and I finished as fast as I could, thinking of someone ells. I was out of there before 30 minutes had passed of my one hour session.

Price 110£, attitude 1, looks 7, would I repeat HELL NO.

[url]http://www.playful-escorts.co.uk/all-escorts-micaela~146.html[/url]

The next day I had booked a girl from Adultwoork, only to have her cancel two hours before our appointment. To top it of the two backup girls I hade brought the numbers to did not answer. So no fun that day either.

/Kristoffer

[QUOTE=Kristoffer]I should have seen the sign and stayed home, when I found out LMP would be closed and taken the loss of hotel room and plane ticket. But I decided to give the escort scene in London a try.

My first choice of agency had none of the girls I hade set my eyes on available, so I went with my second choice Playful-escorts.

I picked Micaela advertised as a Swedish girl, she was not. The pictures are kind of accurate. But the service was just awful. We got naked and she gave me a average blowjob, she got on top but after just a one minute she waned to switch. We then got going with doggy, with her complaining why all men want doggy. And a few minutes in to that she started with why I didn't finish. I was there to have fun but certainly didn't feel like it. We switch to missionary and I finished as fast as I could, thinking of someone ells. I was out of there before 30 minutes had passed of my one hour session.

Price 110£, attitude 1, looks 7, would I repeat HELL NO.

[url]http://www.playful-escorts.co.uk/all-escorts-micaela~146.html[/url]

The next day I had booked a girl from Adultwoork, only to have her cancel two hours before our appointment. To top it of the two backup girls I hade brought the numbers to did not answer. So no fun that day either.

/Kristoffer[/QUOTE]If I were you, just send a copy of this report t o the management of this agency un playful escorts, and see what do they have to say on one of their products.

So Altered...would you say that ALL the girls at this agency would be OK,

[url]http://divaescort.com/girls/brunette-paddington-milana/[/url]

They look great and will be near my hotel.

Thanks

Could someone just list the legitimate Agcencies in London in general and Kensington specifically.

I think I will be staying away from the downstairs clubs in SOHO, and sticking to Outcall or Incall.

Thanks boys for the help

Seattle

Hi kristoffer,

Shame to note a wasted experience. I too would have been disappointed. (I like doggy as well and would not have liked her complaining).

You have paid good money. I think you should let the management know of your unsatisfied experience. You won't get your money back, but at least you might help another bloke not to have that same dreadful time. Most managements take this seriously. So worth a mention.

Regards,

Chrismonger3

[QUOTE=Kristoffer]I should have seen the sign and stayed home, when I found out LMP would be closed and taken the loss of hotel room and plane ticket. But I decided to give the escort scene in London a try.

My first choice of agency had none of the girls I hade set my eyes on available, so I went with my second choice Playful-escorts.

I picked Micaela advertised as a Swedish girl, she was not. The pictures are kind of accurate. But the service was just awful. We got naked and she gave me a average blowjob, she got on top but after just a one minute she waned to switch. We then got going with doggy, with her complaining why all men want doggy. And a few minutes in to that she started with why I didn't finish. I was there to have fun but certainly didn't feel like it. We switch to missionary and I finished as fast as I could, thinking of someone ells. I was out of there before 30 minutes had passed of my one hour session.

Price 110£, attitude 1, looks 7, would I repeat HELL NO.

[url]http://www.playful-escorts.co.uk/all-escorts-micaela~146.html[/url]

The next day I had booked a girl from Adultwoork, only to have her cancel two hours before our appointment. To top it of the two backup girls I hade brought the numbers to did not answer. So no fun that day either.

/Kristoffer[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seattle]Could someone just list the legitimate Agcencies in London in general and Kensington specifically.

I think I will be staying away from the downstairs clubs in SOHO, and sticking to Outcall or Incall.

Thanks boys for the help

Seattle[/QUOTE]

There's a large number. Plus a large number to avoid. In case no-one else can be bothered, could I suggest you try, in Kensington, House of Divine, which is reasonably priced and has a high reputation.

Hi Seattle,

Too many to comment on. Plus I have not tried 2% of whats available. Get your self the adult book. This gives you ample information. You can then check out their website or even call and get a scope of the place before you go. Some good experiences I had have been at British babes 4 you and house of devine.

Read the forum pages. You can gather alot of info from here.

Regards,

Chrismonger3

[QUOTE=Seattle]Could someone just list the legitimate Agcencies in London in general and Kensington specifically.

I think I will be staying away from the downstairs clubs in SOHO, and sticking to Outcall or Incall.

Thanks boys for the help

Seattle[/QUOTE]

Vixens London Escorts
[url]http://www.vixens-london-escorts.co.uk[/url]

Advertises at GBP 130/hour. I had two negative experiences with the agency a couple of years ago and vowed never again.

Usual reasons: Girls don't match the pictures, services not offered, or only offered as extras, massive time compression....a handful of negative reviews can be found elsewhere.

The really annoying thing is that this agency insists on spamming your mobile phone with adverts and promotions ad nauseum. I complained about it, but the text/SMS messages keep coming. Just had a new one this weekend which prompted this report. As you might imagine, this can land one in heaps of trouble. I've never experienced such shockingly poor service (and after-service!!)

BE WARNED AND AVOID AT ALL COSTS

[QUOTE=Seattle]Could someone just list the legitimate Agcencies in London in general and Kensington specifically.

I think I will be staying away from the downstairs clubs in SOHO, and sticking to Outcall or Incall.

Thanks boys for the help

Seattle[/QUOTE]Here is one with very good reputation and feedback.

Hhttp://www.maxesangels.com.

Or you can try Chelsea girls escorts in Beauchamp place, Knightsbridge.

The have been going for more than 40 years ,so this indicates something.

You get to meet some of the girls before booking them.

[QUOTE=Jojosun]Here is one with very good reputation and feedback.

Hhttp://www.maxesangels.com.

Or you can try Chelsea girls escorts in Beauchamp place, Knightsbridge.

The have been going for more than 40 years ,so this indicates something.

You get to meet some of the girls before booking them.[/QUOTE]Here is the link for the first one.

[url]http://www.maxesangels.com/[/url]