Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Turgid;2306339]It has occurred to me that a monger can determine the health of a provider during foreplay by examining her vaginal discharge. This could assist said monger in determining whether to indulge in non covered activity such as BBFS, BBBJ or DATY. The below mentioned information should be of assistance:

Clear discharge = Healthy.

Grey discharge = Vaginal vaginosis.

Pink discharge = cervical bleeding.

Yellow / Green discharge = bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown discharge = This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Red discharge = Menstruation, cervical infection, cervical polyp, endometrial or cervical cancer.

Thick, White cottage cheese-type discharge = yeast infection. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life.[/QUOTE]I had to ask, there are way too many BM's giving out health advice without flashing their medical credentials. You are going to give out this info to a group of guys using their little head and ask them use this format for checking women to see if they are eligible for DATY and BBFS, no point of reference, just look for the color of discharge and the cottage cheese? No culture & sensitivity, no microscope slide, no laboratory data, just color of discharge? I'll keep this format in mind the next time I'm vaginally examining a girl from Parque Botero or Vera Cruz. Smh, Pollo Negro is out!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2306283]Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.[/QUOTE]Well, you're generalizing of course.

They can probably tell you're a gringo before you speak by the way you dress or carry yourself.

There are black people in Colombia from Paisas to Caleños, Caribbean to Pacificos.

All shapes, shades and sizes.

Of course once you speak, whether you speak well or not, you'll have an accent, and identifiable as non-Colombian.

I've personally been mistaken as either Brazilian or Argentine in Colombia, by my look and particular Spanish accent.

Colombians know one is a Venezuelan when they speak.

The slang, accent, sayings, etc.

Physically they are obviously very similar.

Blending in is dependent on the individual.

Some obviously blend better than others.

We've all seen the obvious gringo out there.

Although I've been back for a week now, I haven't really had time to post a report so here it is.

Had my usual spring biannual trip in MDE and have to say that everything went as expected. Unlike you guys, I am afraid I am not that adventurous as I stayed in the Mansion for the whole week. Granted it's not what it used to be but at those prices you can't really beat it. For someone as lazy as me, it makes sense to go to the only game in town. Sure the rooms could use a fresh coat of paint (and they were actually remodeling a few while I was there) but where else do you get that sense of safety and gorgeous girls delivered to your door?

Did also a few casas but wasn't lucky enough to spot a diamond in the rough. Managed to hit quite a few of the strip clubs (Fase 2, etc.) but wasn't particularly impressed with the girls. Loads of them had implants and the attitude was very bored / mechanic. Definitely not GFE like in the Mansion! Looks wise there were definitely a few stunners though.

On my last day I was also lucky enough to attend the huge birthday party that a regular mansion visitor managed to throw. The club downstairs was packed and full of pussy wall to wall. We actually found out the following day that 125 girls registered to enter! Picked up a scared little cutie (classic deer in the headlights look) that was there for the first time. She was incredibly sweet and made my night.

Also managed to spend time with a few of the more "seasoned" girls there but who always and consistently deliver an outstanding service (you guys know who I am talking about). Talk about champs!

On my casa trips I spent a bit of time in Centro but couldn't wait to get out of there. Let's not sugarcoat it guys, Centro is a shithole. Between the dirt, the smells, the trannies, the junkies, the clearly not of age streetwalkers and the countless Venezuelan beggars, I honestly do not understand why anyone would want to spend any time there. But then again I guess others might not understand why I like the mansion and Poblado. I guess I just prefer to stay in nice places rather than in some rundown motel where a 50-yo trannie greets me at the door (true story). I mean why choose that area if you don't have to? To pay $15 for some girl from god knows where rather than $50?? Seriously?

Happy to say that the massage scene seems to be picking up too. Plenty of places in Poblado in classy joints with cute little girls more than willing to provide a final feliz! They seem to usually be in shopping malls (look for masaje para caballeros) but there a few in side streets.

I think I got everything but might add as my brain reboots! Feel free to also ask.

So long boys.

I'm sure your Spanish is not native quality which would be a dead give way after a couple of sentences but if it was then I don't see why you wouldn't pass as a Colombian. Could you tell who is an American and who is not, if you had seen two people talking perfect American English?

I do believe yo when you say they can tell apart Venezuelans and Colombians but I am sure that is dialect / cultural thing or its hit and miss game. There are some distinctive facial features that can be attributed to some nations but for the most part Colombia or Brazil are multiracial countries so you should find all kinds of features and skin complexion, even thou MDE is not a good example. I've been in African and South America and I've seen Afro Latinos and Afro Americans that could pass as a Nigerian or vice versa and if they're light skinned black they could pass as Ethiopian. For me is all about the language, dress and the way you act in those places. Its much harder to blend for blacks in East Europe or Russia no matter what.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2306283]Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jayson01;2306518]I'm sure your Spanish is not native quality which would be a dead give way after a couple of sentences but if it was then I don't see why you wouldn't pass as a Colombian. Could you tell who is an American and who is not, if you had seen two people talking perfect American English?

I do believe yo when you say they can tell apart Venezuelans and Colombians but I am sure that is dialect / cultural thing or its hit and miss game. There are some distinctive facial features that can be attributed to some nations but for the most part Colombia or Brazil are multiracial countries so you should find all kinds of features and skin complexion, even thou MDE is not a good example. I've been in African and South America and I've seen Afro Latinos and Afro Americans that could pass as a Nigerian or vice versa and if they're light skinned black they could pass as Ethiopian. For me is all about the language, dress and the way you act in those places. Its much harder to blend for blacks in East Europe or Russia no matter what.[/QUOTE]I can tell who's from New York just like I can tell who's from the dirty south, the slang and words are completely different. At dinner I really wanted this dish we eat in Puerto Rico, called Tostones, but no one in hacienda seem to know what I was asking for, as I walked passed a table as I was leaving I saw the item I wanted to eat, when I asked the waiter what do they call that dish, she said oh, its called Patacones, I had never heard of the dish being called that at all. Simple words like that is how they know for a fact that you're not Colombian. Its just the lingo. Pollo negro is out!

[QUOTE=Jayson01;2306518]I'm sure your Spanish is not native quality which would be a dead give way after a couple of sentences but if it was then I don't see why you wouldn't pass as a Colombian. Could you tell who is an American and who is not, if you had seen two people talking perfect American English?

I do believe yo when you say they can tell apart Venezuelans and Colombians but I am sure that is dialect / cultural thing or its hit and miss game. There are some distinctive facial features that can be attributed to some nations but for the most part Colombia or Brazil are multiracial countries so you should find all kinds of features and skin complexion, even thou MDE is not a good example. I've been in African and South America and I've seen Afro Latinos and Afro Americans that could pass as a Nigerian or vice versa and if they're light skinned black they could pass as Ethiopian. For me is all about the language, dress and the way you act in those places. Its much harder to blend for blacks in East Europe or Russia no matter what.[/QUOTE]There are generally little things that will "betray" you as a foreigner -- the way you dress, the way you act, your gestures. It goes way beyond just appearance and accent.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;2306521]when I asked the waiter what do they call that dish, she said oh, its called Patacones, I had never heard of the dish being called that at all. [/QUOTE]If you would have asked for platanos you would have probably gotten tostones. A lot of dishes here come with tostones.

I think in general tostones are more popular here than maduros / amarillos. Although I do see canoas de platano maduro con queso y carne molida in the prepared food section of the supermarkets here but I think it goes by a different name.

By the same token, some dishes here have the same names used in PR / DR like sancocho for example.

Patacones.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico;2306570]If you would have asked for platanos you would have probably gotten tostones. A lot of dishes here come with tostones.

I think in general tostones are more popular here than maduros / amarillos. Although I do see canoas de platano maduro con queso y carne molida in the prepared food section of the supermarkets here but I think it goes by a different name.

By the same token, some dishes here have the same names used in PR / DR like sancocho for example.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baudelairemod;2306504]Although I've been back for a week now, I haven't really had time to post a report so here it is.

Had my usual spring biannual trip in MDE and have to say that everything went as expected. Unlike you guys, I am afraid I am not that adventurous as I stayed in the Mansion for the whole week. Granted it's not what it used to be but at those prices you can't really beat it. For someone as lazy as me, it makes sense to go to the only game in town. Sure the rooms could use a fresh coat of paint (and they were actually remodeling a few while I was there) but where else do you get that sense of safety and gorgeous girls delivered to your door?

Did also a few casas but wasn't lucky enough to spot a diamond in the rough. Managed to hit quite a few of the strip clubs (Fase 2, etc.) but wasn't particularly impressed with the girls. Loads of them had implants and the attitude was very bored / mechanic. Definitely not GFE like in the Mansion! Looks wise there were definitely a few stunners though..[/QUOTE]Great report and Intel. I'm interested in these massage places. Can you name one. Or you just did? LOL. Also I'm with you on Centro. I usually stay in the park or El palpado. I will be at Energy all this summer on my visits. But the fellas here hype it up so I will see what the deal is.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2306283]Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you are either dressing too much like a typical American and / or acting cocky (a common American trait).

My first trip to Russia, they immediately knew I was American at the office because I was wearing tan pants. At the time, they said no Russian wears that color of pants and that they all wore dark pants. To blend in now, I just do the following: Wear Long dark slacks, dress shoes, never wear a baseball cap or even sunglasses, a button up shirt tucked in, don't act cocky, and I don't speak at first. There is no way they can know I am American by looking at me. That style of dress and humble attitude works pretty much worldwide to disguise me from being American.

I've had many people around the world tell me that they didn't know I was American because of the way I dressed and that I was not loud or aggressive like an American.

I can blend into many various countries around the world who have similar genetic traits as me. It's not just places like Russia, for example, pretty much everyone approaches me speaking Spanish in Argentina, and I can speak very little Spanish.

[QUOTE=Jayson01;2306518]I'm sure your Spanish is not native quality which would be a dead give way after a couple of sentences but if it was then I don't see why you wouldn't pass as a Colombian. Could you tell who is an American and who is not, if you had seen two people talking perfect American English?

I do believe yo when you say they can tell apart Venezuelans and Colombians but I am sure that is dialect / cultural thing or its hit and miss game. There are some distinctive facial features that can be attributed to some nations but for the most part Colombia or Brazil are multiracial countries so you should find all kinds of features and skin complexion, even thou MDE is not a good example. I've been in African and South America and I've seen Afro Latinos and Afro Americans that could pass as a Nigerian or vice versa and if they're light skinned black they could pass as Ethiopian. For me is all about the language, dress and the way you act in those places. Its much harder to blend for blacks in East Europe or Russia no matter what.[/QUOTE]Ask yourself this, in your home city, can you spot a tourist in the street? Most people can, before they talk, often before they're close enough to look for facial features. It's a mixture of body language and how they move through the streets. Residents are moving around on autopilot. They're motions are smooth, predictable. Tourists are more tentative. They're hesitant and trying to see everything.

It's the same in any country. It doesn't matter if you look like them, dress like them, or even talk like them. You don't connect with the environment like them. One of the reasons I spent so much time walking the streets was to work on that connection, to be able to see things like the locals see them.

What's up brothers.

Looking for a little feedback on my plan for the city of eternal spring!

Planning two week visit.

Getting a room in Poblado / Astorga / La Florida area (any feedback on this area? Looks like a good one).

Going to be prowling Cupid / Tinder / Facebook for amateur / non pros for a couple months before the visit.

Mainly looking for a nice non pro I can repeat with regularly for the visit or do TLN.

Fall back onto various casas I see on the monger map around Poblado if facebook doesn't pan out.

I look pretty gringo-why and only speak basic Spanish, but I don't come across as an obnoxious American.

I'm really coming mainly to relax, eat, and work out. I found a nice gym in this area as well.

Would like to sample some of the local flavor in other ways as well LOL.

One problem is all the flights I am seeing arrive quite late (midnight) and the damn airport is halfway to Rio Negro. I guess at this time of night car / taxi is the only realistic option?

[QUOTE=Combo;2306564]There are generally little things that will "betray" you as a foreigner -- the way you dress, the way you act, your gestures. It goes way beyond just appearance and accent.[/QUOTE]Very well put, couldn't said it better.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2306748]Ask yourself this, in your home city, can you spot a tourist in the street? Most people can, before they talk, often before they're close enough to look for facial features. It's a mixture of body language and how they move through the streets [/QUOTE]A tourist yes but not necessarily a foreigner but agree with you have said. Unless there is an elephant in the room like your skin color doesn't match with rest of population or you are being blond in India. A good rule to remember, if you don't want to look like a tourist from afar just stop staring at the surroundings and act like you know where you are going with [B]confidence[/B] as many of the knowledgeable veterans have pointed out earlier, sometimes easier said then done. But it could be life saving in sketchy streets.

She definitely doesn't have HIV or HSV LOL.

Lab culture? Nah man I eyeballed it what are we fuckin NASA or something?

Wear a rubber or accept the risk! All there is to it!

ROFL.

I've fucked some dirty, dirty girls raw, but never under the delusion that it was low risk.

Maybe that makes me the dirty one?

In all seriousness condoms have come a long way in the last 20 years. When I was a kid it was more fun to jerk off than use a rubber. Some of these Skyn and. 004's and shit are actually tolerable.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;2306379]I had to ask, there are way too many BM's giving out health advice without flashing their medical credentials. You are going to give out this info to a group of guys using their little head and ask them use this format for checking women to see if they are eligible for DATY and BBFS, no point of reference, just look for the color of discharge and the cottage cheese? No culture & sensitivity, no microscope slide, no laboratory data, just color of discharge? I'll keep this format in mind the next time I'm vaginally examining a girl from Parque Botero or Vera Cruz. Smh, Pollo Negro is out![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueBudgie;2306788]What's up brothers.

Looking for a little feedback on my plan for the city of eternal spring!

Planning two week visit.

Getting a room in Poblado / Astorga / La Florida area (any feedback on this area? Looks like a good one).

Going to be prowling Cupid / Tinder / Facebook for amateur / non pros for a couple months before the visit.

Mainly looking for a nice non pro I can repeat with regularly for the visit or do TLN.

Fall back onto various casas I see on the monger map around Poblado if facebook doesn't pan out.

I look pretty gringo-why and only speak basic Spanish, but I don't come across as an obnoxious American.

I'm really coming mainly to relax, eat, and work out. I found a nice gym in this area as well.

Would like to sample some of the local flavor in other ways as well LOL.

One problem is all the flights I am seeing arrive quite late (midnight) and the damn airport is halfway to Rio Negro. I guess at this time of night car / taxi is the only realistic option?[/QUOTE]If you are staying at a large hotel is likely they have drivers to pick up for a fee, no matter the time. My first time in MDE I called the hotel and they send me cab to Poblado for about 70 K if I recall right which is about the normal fee, contact me for driver info if you wish otherwise uber works great in the town. Yes the airport is far from the city you will be driving down hill for about 30 minutes from some mountains. From my what I have seen, I would recommend anything but El Poblado if you want to mingle with the locals (especially since you speak Spanish), its full of extremely steep hills and therefor you won't see anyone walking in most areas.