I met and ugly one and ahhhh.
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Funny story: I went to the Casino Saturday night 3 am and one of ugliest Haitian girl I have ever see latched on to me. I enjoy dancing and she was a good dancer and had a smoking hot body and no panties. My dick was saying hit it but my eyes were like hell no. The poor thing had a face like a baboon. I coud not walk out the club with that on my arm.[/QUOTE]Awhile back a chica slipped me her card in BC. A couple of nights later, drunk, I decided to call the number not remembering who gave it to me. Didn't get an answer but the next morning I get a whatsapp message from it. I didn't know what the heck it said. Later I found out it was Creole. Anyway this chica starts video calling me on whatsapp over and over again but I don't answer. Finally my partner answers, takes one look and says "OH HELL NAW!" and hangs up on her. Of course she calls over and over again. Finally I send her a message (she speaks some english) and I ask her to send a picture.
Sure enough she is ugly enough to stop a TRAIN, I mean wordclass ugly, like in Aunt Ester and Patrick Ewing bastard child ugly but. As she has a banging body. I hadn't had a hatian yet and she was not going to be my first. Plus I didn't want to bring her back to my hotel especially in daylight. Long story short didn't hook up with her.
On planning my next trip I found her number and starting messaging with her. When she asked me for a pic I sent my boys picture, me and him both laughed as he promised to get me back. When I get back to BC I message her from a different phone and tell her that I am the friend of the one she had been chatting with and said that I might want to see her. But know this chica has come up has her own moped and is talking in US dollars. Tells me she gets $75 for a massage at the resort she works at. I tell her congratulations and good look with your $75 massage job. When you need or want a quick 1500 pesos let me know.
Of course a couple of days later she contacts me and says she wants to come by but DANG its still daylight LOL. Ok how can I do this, I'm solo this time so none of my partners to talk ch! T about me but the guys that work at the hotel know me and even as a monger, we have reps and supposed standards right? I tell her to come through but I don't go down we she gets there, from my balcony I can see the gate and I tell them to let her up.
She comes up and looks a little better (she has some hair now), before she had a nappy orange / red short Bush. Takes off clothes, body is banging but a little scared. Now I'm thinking as ugly as she is the sex has got to be off the hook!
Nope couldn't take the the and I think I'm pretty normal size. Bummer and disappointed, sent her on her way after about 20 minutes of her squirming and trying to position herself so I couldn't hit the way I wanted to.
Moral of story for me: Myths continued to be busted "Ugly chicks are good in Bed" Nope.
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Somebody was not happy with the big party at Ahnvee for the super bowl