Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2437157] She said her mom was only 38. I told her to show me her pictures. She was stunning. She said her and her mom got their nose jobs from the same doctor. (Again guys think chicks are around here not being able to afford food.) I took her home at 11 this morning and gave her 1100 baht. I better send her a message to ask what time her mom will be ready tonight![/QUOTE]Man, I tell ya, women from Issan STAY poppin' these babies out at young ages. (That is if she is from that part of Thailand).

[QUOTE=MeatMan;2437421]Man, I tell ya, women from Issan STAY poppin' these babies out at young ages. (That is if she is from that part of Thailand).[/QUOTE]Mine is 38, her son is a 20 yo loser who's been busted from drink-drive twice, and she's from Chiang Mai, not Issan.

Which means that as fine as her pussy and ass is now, it must have been phenomenal when she was 18.

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2437691]How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? [/QUOTE]We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well enough where I had to use Google translate. Many of the Thai girls I hang out with have better English than people in my home country who don't even know the difference between "your welcome" and "you're welcome".

Which Pattaya bars are you meeting all these non English speaking girls?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2437691]How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?[/QUOTE]I have been pretty successful with thaifriendly non-pro chicks using google translate and the iTranslate app. I use those apps all over the world and they are pretty effective. Good luck homie.

[QUOTE=Chacal60;2437553]Mine is 38, her son is a 20 yo loser who's been busted from drink-drive twice, and she's from Chiang Mai, not Issan.

Which means that as fine as her pussy and ass is now, it must have been phenomenal when she was 18.[/QUOTE]Well done!. I stayed with a couple of women from Issan and we're both still in contact to this day. One is from Buriram province (Sateuk) and the other is from Nakom Phanom (Phon Sawan). The things I've done make me shake my head. I will be going back again soon. I love an adventure!

[QUOTE=Turgid;2437691]How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?[/QUOTE]Banana Boi is mostly right, there are some that don't speak a little English and if they work any place that falangs will visit then they learn a little. Very few don't even understand a few relevant words and then Google Translate will help.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2437691]How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?[/QUOTE]What's there to talk about? Eat, sleep and fuck.

Use hand finger signals.

One finger to eat.

Two fingers to fuck.

Three fingers to sleep.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2437696]We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well [/QUOTE]That is what tickles me about guys that say they prefer Philippines because chicks there speak English. In my opinion these chicks in Pattaya speak and understand English way better. Sure Filipinas can string a couple of words together, but their comprehension skills are in the shitter. Even when I did not speak any Thai, I never had to use any type of translator in Pattaya. Most people seem to speak enough English.

Chick that is in my bed right now I picked up off Tinder yesterday. She said they learned both English and Chinese in school when she was growing up. Another chick I mess with has a 2 year old son and she has only spoken English to him since he was born. I speak more Thai to him than she does. I guess she is not counting on him needing any Thai, or maybe he will learn it later.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2437790]That is what tickles me about guys that say they prefer Philippines because chicks there speak English. In my opinion these chicks in Pattaya speak and understand way better English. Sure Filipinas can string a couple of words together, but their comprehension skills are in the shitter.[/QUOTE]I know! One of the positives of The PI is supposed to be that the people speak English. But you can't understand a damn thing half of them are saying LOL! But come to think of it, I had the exact same problem in London hahaha!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2437696]We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well enough where I had to use Google translate. Many of the Thai girls I hang out with have better English than people in my home country who don't even know the difference between "your welcome" and "you're welcome".

Which Pattaya bars are you meeting all these non English speaking girls?[/QUOTE]Sorry to have gotten you in a tizzy. I'm not in Pattaya now, LOL. I'm holed up in my residence here in the good old USA green with envy of you guys in Patts getting all that p...y. I posted my question in the Pattaya section as it is the one with the most Thai activity on ISG. I imagine that the girls in Pattaya are more English proficient than others. I am connecting online with some Thai chicks in other parts of the country to pass the time and learnt that many Thai girls do not speak English. I am wondering how successful it is for blokes to have relationships with those girls, not just p4p. You guys may know gents who have such relationships.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2437793]I know! One of the positives of The PI is supposed to be that the people speak English. But you can't understand a damn thing half of them are saying LOL!![/QUOTE]Agree, been in Angeles last November and I prefer to speak with Thaigirls.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;2437951]Agree, been in Angeles last November and I prefer to speak with Thaigirls.[/QUOTE]Are you guys serious? You must have visited a different AC than I did. And Thai girls speak better English? You've got to be kidding tirght?

On the surface Filipinas speak English and that is a positive at least as far as basic communications. But a different kind of problem arises because we CAN communicate in a common language and that problem is I can understand what they are saying (LOL) with the unfortunate result that it doesn't take long for me to realize with whom I am dealing ie an undereducated, simple mind in a sexy fully turned out girl's body. With Thai & Indonesian girls I am spared that shattering of illusion for a much longer time span thanks to the language barrier. Thus the exotic impressions I have of my Thai & Indo girls stays with me longer. Who says communication is a good thing?

In addition, I must say that one of my pet peeves with Filipinas is the way some of them say things in English, supposedly for my benefit. while we are shagging like "Oh fuck" or "Oh Shit" multiple times. I would rather not hear the fake stuff or at least not hear it in English. It sort of distracts me in a negative way just as I am focusing in on the girl. Thus I prefer Thai & Indo girls in this one respect because I know when a girl I am doing is feeling it and when she isn't and less English vocals is better. On the other hand, I will say this about Filipinas; they can be the most passionate "all in" girls in all of Asia. I think that many of us who have had the pleasure of shagging multiple Filipinas know that a large number of them are just as much into having an orgasm and a good time in bed as we are and that is a huge plus in their column regardless of what language is spoken and understood. So the bottom line for me is I really like Filipinas in spite of our common language. The pluses easily outnumber the negatives.

Natty, please do a major purge of your PM's.