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Shakal Pe Mat Jao, Akkal ladao (Don't go by face, use your brain (the upper one)
Hello Delhi (please don't be fooled by my exuberance).
So how to read this post.
1. Scroll down and look at the attached picture. There is not much to ogle, come up soon.
2. Yes, I too like many of you had this feeling of 'Man mein Laddoo foota'(felt happy).
3. If you still have not seen the pic, scroll the duck down and come up.
4. Notice the creamy skin. Well there was none of it.
5. Can you picture the rest of her body. Let me assist those who are creatively challenged. I imagined a creamy smooth body. A bubble butt at the least. A little bit of attitude but navigable. Bitchy and an average performance having taken into account all Risk factors. Narrow waist and a creamy path leading to her rosy Womenhood.
Well let me protect your ears while the proverbial glass shatters on the floor. Nada. Nothing. No fucking deal.
6. The actual FR.
A SP contacted me with the new ware at the kennels. Sent me two pics and both were a close up of face. Graceful I paid it cool. I knew I had to hit that. SP recommendation, very good and VFM.
A little bit of snooping around made me aware that the girl is a clubbing fan but a time watcher. I was like, I am the boss, would make her comfy and time would go out the window and it would be smooth sailing. And even if nothing comes out good of it, well, I took one for the team.
Feeling the Hero, I certainly am not, Went to the den. Met the sp, and Johnny was excited to take a look.
Behind the curtains I could hear her wearing her heels.
The curtains were parted and I went inside. I saw her. And the fucking proverbial glass shattered on my dick. Repeat point 1 and 3. Now you have refreshed the image, well darken her by a zillion shades. Yes, she was nothing like her pics creamy skin. Now, o am certainly not against dark and dusky babes, but this was like getting a charred little elephant when you were promised a white elephant. Elephant did you say, well repeat point number 5. She is a good marketing expert or I was a dick driven guy (the later being more palletable and true). Her body resembled a pachyderm neck down. So all in all nothing what I had imagined. Well I could not complain as I had only seen her face.
Went ahead with your anyways.
Started with talking and turned out I could ensure her not watching time by talking to her softly and slowly. It did work. She was at least trying. A very mechanical performance followed. Lots of kissing in body by her but no DFK. I did not want either. She was conscious about her body and wanted me to find the tunnel in dark.
Anyways put in the helmet and got going. Multiple approach to the airstrip later I finally found the tunnel and did her in miss. Finished in 10 min max.
The SP I must admit is a proper follower of management systems. She asked for reviews. I said not good. I was advise that it was her first day today and would not be repeated if one more custome says the sam again. That I thought was honest. Maybe some one else might like her.
Well all in all, I felt cheated, partly because of my own stupidity.
Score Card:
Face:5/10.
Body:2/10 (One pint for each breast).
Performance: 4/10.
Hygiene: 4/10.
WIR: Girl: Are you fucking kidding me.
SP: Yes.
Moral of the story: Read my report title. I am too lazy to write.
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Suggesstion from fellow mates
Hi brothers,
One of the SP's while I was searching locanto sent me few pics as he said that he has only independents girls and quoted 10 K for 2 shots. Help required and suggestions if any one has tried this chick.
