Thank You to all the guys that responded to my question regarding football, now thats another great example of the board members looking out for each other!!
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Thank You to all the guys that responded to my question regarding football, now thats another great example of the board members looking out for each other!!
I am not sure why the fourth floor of BA 85 was closed but will ask tomorrow. Some of the girls on the other floors did not know it was closed, so I doubt it is common. In fact, it has always been open when I have gone there.
The girls, overall, were in really good moods today.
Oh, yeah, I was in there for maybe 15 minutes before 3 REALLY big American guys came in. One of them was so big he literally covered one third of the couch nearest the door on floor 1. I believe these were football players. They stayed for a few minutes then left.
Seems we on this board really spread the word and BA 85 is now turning gringo!
TJ
[QUOTE=TJ Fannatic]
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Oh, yeah, I was in there for maybe 15 minutes before 3 REALLY big American guys came in. One of them was so big he literally covered one third of the couch nearest the door on floor 1. I believe these were football players. They stayed for a few minutes then left.
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TJ[/QUOTE]
I wonder if this big guy ever made it up, or even fit in that spiral staircase of death. :)
The first thing he did was plop down on the couch/bench. They did not go up any further than floor 1 and it was obvious that he was very out of breath.
Plus, the girls were all laughing and nervously trying to get out of the sight of all three of them. These were REALLY big dudes!
I bet the guys left ba 85 for a more expensive enviroment, such as 4x4.
I, too, wondered how he got up the stairs but given the big commotion they made upon entering I will bet they stopped traffic for awhile.
To be honest I was glad when they left. I felt the way I did in college when we would be at a party having a good time and then some football players would show up being loud. For some reason these types of guys tend to have the attitude that they should always be the center of attention.
Sure enough today as soon as they got to floor one, pne of the big dudes turned around, pointed his gigantic butt at the girls sitting down and starting booty shaking. Most of the girls got up and that is what left the seat open for the biggest of the group.
The remainder of the time they were talking loud, in English, about I heard this place ... and heard the girls....
TJ
I just typed a long report but it was lost becuase the connection went down:
Here is an abridged version:
I had to stop drinking alcohol as much as I used to because of problems on the job. I see the world differently. Now I see, for example, that people in Rio know I am a gringo. I never knew this:
1. I went to a empada shop in centro and a cashier I have known for years suddenly began speaking English to me. She is taking English in school and wanted to show off her talent, but I always thought she thought I was Brazilian!
2. In BA 85, a girl walked up to me and said, "You are (insert my real name here), sim?" And I thought I was incognito. They knew who I was all along!
3. I just got back from the pharmacy buying water. I asked in Portuguese if they had water (voce tem agua?). The hip, black, cool, pharmacy guy went in the back to get me some and then called me over to the side. He then tried to sell me Ginseng tablets under the table, telling me, in English, they will make me strong!
man, reality bites. I was paranoid walking back to the apartment. Is everybody looking at the GRINGO?
I need a shot of whiskey!
TJ
Thats funny about the football players, they must be reitred since football season is in full go.
Well, none of the bars and places suggested to watch the game was showing it, but thanks again for the advice. It seems to me, that BALCONY is getting better each time I come down here, anyone else agree?
Hey, TJ, wanna meet for a beer at MP tomorrow? Send me a message and let me know.
Chris H
I make her say Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I P-p-p-poker face P-p-poke her face
She wanna have whatever she like
She can if she bring her friend
And we can have one hell of a night Through the day
I'm hopin' she a rider
When its said and done
And she spit it up and swallow now
I ain't got a trip about them who like her
But me and mammy know who can really make her go
(Kid Cudi – Make Her Say ft Kayne & Common)
Welcome ISG.
This I believe will be my first time posting on this site as I normally post on another site. However, this site has provided a wealth of information and I feel it is only right to at least contribute back. I have seen other reports and the format I will utilize will vary I believe from what is normally posted but variety is the spice of life, right. Before we get into the report I would also just provide a little context in which to frame my thoughts. I hate when people say I love xyz the best but don't tell you what they like. It's like telling me this Italian restaurant is great. Why is it great, is it the food? The scene? What? We all like different shapes and sizes so my providing some context I believe will help when reading my thoughts. So vital stats follow:
Chicas: My natural predisposition, inclination, whatever you want to call it since I have been young is petite chicas. Petite with some curves. Tall, short, no important. I appreciate other things, but if push comes to shove I will go with a petite chica. Sorry to let you down my big bunda fans.
Race: I am black. Not light skin. Not dark. But black enough to put me on the bottom of the brazilian socio-economic scale of prestige. I'm not trying to bring race into this to point out anything good or bad. But it does impact the experience so I need to be upfront.
Languages: I speak no porto. I know, I should of learned the basics. I have some pre-kindergarten Spanish skills that are rusty b/c I haven't gone on a mongering trip in over a year and a half. It is what it is.
Pictures: I have pictures, PG and Rated R. Money shots and clothing on. However, I have learned from past experiences that somehow chicas see the pics and since I am not ready to not be a safado anymore and may want to hook up with some of them again I will not post the pics.
Trip Length: 7 Days in Rio. 5 Days in Salvador.
# of Guys: Flying Solo. Can't always wait for friends to experience things.
# of times in Brazil: My first time.
Mongering Experience: Domincan Republic. South Africa. Prague. All of the US.
What Else I like: I'm a big fan of GFE experience. Of course I'm handing over money, but if there is no click. I'm just not into it. Also, my spelling may be off on a lot of things. Bear with me. Thanks.
Day 1
So fellas, work has been stressful and I literally booked the flight 2 months out and then worried about securing an apartment and visa the week before I was leaving. I got that in order about 2 days before I left. Took a red eye from ny and reached the land of bunda and honey 7:30am Sunday. I was exhausted as the Friday before I left I went through 3 bottles of wine with a chica in NY and still hadn’t fully recovered. So when I hit the apartment, I crashed and woke up probably around 12 or 1 Rio time. Now time to get things set up. As always, safety first.
I used the guy who books the riodreamsapartment and ended up having a 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt 1 block back from the beach and within 3 or 4 blocks of help. As I was by myself I didn’t think I would use all the space. This actually worked out pretty well though. I choose one room as the Bunda Room. The other was my sleeping room and where I would stash all my goods. There was a safe in that room and also a key to lock the door. I had two keys to lock that door. I hid one in a spot that I thought someone would really have to look for and if they did reach it then they would need to make a ton of noise getting there. I know, if I was slipped something it wouldn’t make a difference the noise level but this made me feel better. Then, the other key was attached to the apartment key. Whenever I brought a chica back I would put the key underneath the mattress in the middle or somewhere else where she would not see and furniture needed to be moved. Last but not least, I laid out condoms in multiple places in the apartment so chicas know I am going to use them and less chances of slipping up if I walk in drunk with a chica. Also laid out the anal plug, bullet, astro glide (I hate ky, try astro glide if you haven’t yet) and figured I was now ready. Time to hit the block and get a feel for the place.
I probably spent the next 2 hours walking up and down copa or as I would like to call it, the favela beach and then up to ipanema. Saw help. Saw MP. Walked through TA and didn’t realize it until later. Saw the beach in front of Othon where I would end up spending substantial time. Just got a general feel. Made sure I was aware where the taxis were. Which way I would leave help. What some of the streets look like. Just the basic due diligence. I ended up on ipanema, caught some sun and got anxious and said f this, time to hit the Termas. First stop, Luomo.
Now I went with Bubba’s recommendation that your first experience be in a Termas so that you know where to set the bar. I took a cab to siquerra campos (later I would just take cabs directly to L and let them get the commission. It doesn’t make a difference on your tab) and pretty much found it with no problems.
Walked inside, paid my fee. Got dressed and was pretty excited. Then walked into a room with about 15 guys and 6 girls. WTF. This can’t be it. This can’t be life. There’s gotta be more. This can’t be us.
Grabbed a spot in the corner and decided to just check out the scene and have a few drinks. Now I definitely was surprised by how small the Termas was even though people said the size isn’t huge. Just something you need to see for yourself.
As I am seeing one horny bastard go through an intense pre-mating session at the bar with a chica more chicas start to trinkle in. Soon, the ratio is probably even or slightly more chicas than guys. Hay no problema aqui. So now I’m starting to see which chica is my style. So there is one chica there, smiling, acting a fool, generally having a good time. We make eye contact a few times and smile at each other but I don’t call her over and she doesn’t come either. WTF. I thought they were supposed to come at the drop of a dime. Anyway, this buys me time and I see some other chicas I am more attracted to physically but I said, let me play this one smart and go with the more bubbly chica or better personality from what I can tell.
Call her over, and she starts to dance for me. We talk. She doesn’t understand my f’d up Spanish. I don’t understand porto. But for some reason we are working through it. I try to remember the bubba guide questions in porto but f’ it. I ask if she is completa I thought. She says yeah. I say good enough for me (Foreshadowing Here).
We take a seat in the back and hang out for about an hour. BS’n. talk’n and just having a good time. Now I’m the horny bastard with the chica grabbing my dick, kissing, everything. I can get used to this though. We then go in the back room to do a session. And wow, it was pretty intense and good. I heard all the key words. Safado, Gustoso (sp??), and I am believing them (I know, I’m a sucker). I’m about to finish so I pull out for the money shot and chica pulls away at the last second. WTF, Noooooooooo!!!! My first chance for money shot for my first take down in Brazil and Nooooo, GDP messes it up. (Later I checked to see what completa is and I realized I asked wrong question). Anyway. Overall it was a great session and would be one of the best for the week so I am glad I had that experience.
Left the room, took a shower. Thought to myself this Termas thing is kinda cool. Stepped back out to sit down. Chica came and kept me company for another hour or so. Trying to teach me some porto. Tell me about herself. The usual. Tell her I am leaving and she asks when I am coming back. Told her I’m not sure. She plays it up. I end up leaving the Termas slight after that. Get back to my apartment at 11:30 or 12.
What to do know. It’s my first night. I’m good just sleeping. But I have to check out help. Seeing as though I just had a session. No problem. I won’t stress bringing something back. But it starts to rain heavy. So I have a few beers. Chat with friends back home about the session. Send them some pics of the chica I had the session with and around 2 am walk out to Help to see what all the fuss is about. Pay my gringo tax of $40 and walk in. It’s Sunday, not a lot of people of course. And I am underwhelmed. I’m here now, time to make the best of it. So I am walking around, posting up at different locations. And a slim dark skin joint ends up dancing in front of me. Smiles. I look away. She looks again and smiles. I have to laugh. She comes over. Speaks porto. I say no. She then starts to speak English.
So she dances for me a little seeing as though I’m not in mood to dance. Asking the usual questions. Then comes, are you taking me home tonight. I saw, how much. She says $300. I say no. Not at that price. She then says how much you want to pay. $250. I say hold on, what does this include. So now that she speaks English I run through the list. Anal? Chupa sim camisinha? Leche/gozar en to boca. Donde? Then I say, not at $250. $200. She says no. I say ok.
She goes and dances with her friend a little more and comes back. Says, why you no pay $250. I don’t respond and tell her. I leaving in 5 minutes. No need sex. She can either come or she can go home by herself or look for another guy. She dances some more and says she wants to come. I confirm the $200. We leave. I couldn’t of been in Help for longer than 45 mins – 1 hour. Get back to my apartment, we chill. I’m drunk but aware. If I leave the room with an open bottle in it. Go to fridge and grab a new one when I come back. Ended up having great sex with this chica 3x over the next 6-7 hours. No pills. Natural stamina. Day 1. Finished and exhausted.
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Yesteday, I sessioned with a big butt black girl on floor 2. Even though floor 2 is the most ghetto by far, I like to go there. There is no air conditioning and people smoke in the dance/bar area. On the other floors, except the top floor, which competes with floor 2 for the ghetto title, there is a/c and no smoking.
Anyway, the girl was great in bed. I did it doggie, then she laid me down and rode from the front and then the back. Total R15
Then, Renata, a girl with black hair who always stands in the door starts calling the black girl. From what they were saying it seemed Renata was telling her time was up. What business is it of Renata? Well, I used to session with Renata and know she takes it personal that i no longer do. Now she is playing the "hater" game. I knew she was keeping track when I saw her standing by the door seeing when the girl left me.
Anyway, Renata will get just what she deserves; the best little dogging of her life! If she wants me so bad, i am going to give it to her!
I went to floor 1 and met up with all the girls who know me down there. Floor 1 seems to have the most civil of the girls, no matter what some guys on here report.
Luuma is top notch. She has light brown skin, with curly hair. Just ask for her. She is a nice person and made me feel at home my first time down there. I went with her and banged her from the back standing up. She liked that. R20.
I had a beer and left, taking the metro back to Copacabana.
Then I ate at Mabs. I always get the number 31 on the menu, which is fried chicken pieces with french fries. The chicken is basically what we call buffalo wings, without the sauce. Ask them for pepper and they will bring hot sauce (because you are gringo) and a small bowl of actual peppers with juice. Pour a little pepper juice on the chicken and enjoy. R25
The portion is too big for me, so I gave it to a GDP named Magdalena who sat there and bothered me the whole time. She sat at the next table and kept asking if the food was good, when did I arrive, etc.
Damn, I just ate and left.
Things seem to be picking up in Rio again. I am not sure why but it seems like old times, which is not always good, though always fun. Oh, well.
TJ
[b]Thursday[/b]
I forgot to make a report for Thursday. It was pretty ho-hum. Went to Monte Carlo to see the same girl Erica that I saw on Tuesday. Tried to make plans with her for Sunday (her off-day), but she had something going on with her daughter. Paid R270 for the 40-minute session. So far on this trip, Monte Carlo seems to have the best selection of girls looks-wise out of the Copa Termas, which is unusual because it usually ranks dead last in my book, or has in the last 18 months or so.
[b]Friday[/b]
The girl from Belprazer that I met on Tuesday was meeting me tonight at my apartment. After talking back and forth during the week, we ended up settling on R250 for 3 hours. Seems to be a decent deal if you price it by the hour. Nevertheless, there's nothing like being relaxed in your own apartment. Of course, in typical Brasilera fashion, this girl shows up 45 minutes late. Ha.
Once she got into the apartment, everything was chill. We took our time, just talking and listening to music. Oh yeah, the sex was very good too. I was kind of fearful that she would be too jaded after having worked a full day. But no, she was definitely a trooper and was in the mood. I managed getting in only 2 pops - I gotta keep something in reserve for the final stretch of this trip. She also invited me to a Sunset Pool Party in Santa Tereza for this Sunday. At first I didn't know what it was. I thought it might be some orgy set up by some mongers. Ha. I told her I wasn't too comfortable being around some strangers that only spoke Portuguese. She said "just come along as my friend. All my friends speak English anyway". She showed me a video of one of the parties and there are over 100 people there, so it looks interesting. I hope it isn't a sausage fest. Ha. I plan on going this Sunday if the weather holds up (60% chance of rain in the forecast). I think this is the actual event:
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[QUOTE=Chris H]Thats funny about the football players, they must be reitred since football season is in full go.
Well, none of the bars and places suggested to watch the game was showing it, but thanks again for the advice. It seems to me, that BALCONY is getting better each time I come down here, anyone else agree?
Hey, TJ, wanna meet for a beer at MP tomorrow? Send me a message and let me know.
Chris H[/QUOTE]
Was there a couple of nights ago due to some constant harrasing by a friend that this place was a must. Well...........all were a bunch of skanks except one. The bomb shell stood out big time because she looked as though she belonged in a beauty pageant. She was definitely stunning. Turns out she was Argentinian.
Maybe it was just a bad night, but just about every other garota looked sleazy. Don't get me wrong......I like sleazy......but I can get that in other locations for much less. That was my first, and probably last stop there. Happy Hunting!
Azn Safado,
Happy for your friday, great price and very good you are gonna to see her on sunday too. Enjoy the party, report us ;) and most of all, try to wake up with her in your bed on monday morning without the need to pay her, I wish you that.
Best regards
[QUOTE=TJ Fannatic]Yesteday, I sessioned with a big butt black girl on floor 2. Even though floor 2 is the most ghetto by far, I like to go there. There is no air conditioning and people smoke in the dance/bar area. On the other floors, except the top floor, which competes with floor 2 for the ghetto title, there is a/c and no smoking.[/QUOTE]
All the places (termas) that I have been to have all been allowing smoking. So to me it sounds like an unusual thing to find a place that is non smoking, or even partially non smoking. I have an allergy and cigarette smoke causes me problems, so any advice of more non smoking places/termas are welcome (if there are any except BA 85).
Thanks.
Day 3
Let's start this day off where it matters. Hooker beach out in front of Othon hotel. Went out and grabbed a seat and umbrella and started to relax. Ended up kicking it with some fellow Americans who I would end up spending a lot of time with over the next few days. One of them had lived in Rio for 4 years and spoke porto fluently so that also turned out to be a big help as prices would get lowered/adjusted a lot of places.
While there, I saw one petite thing I was thoroughly enjoying. I called her over and spoke to her for a while. She was real cute and sexy. Stunner in my books. For the guys that like big bunda's, she isn't the one. Anyway, I didn't end up going with her. Hung out all day. Spoke with a few other chicas and then the plan was to hit up a massage spot and then head to Cancun. By the time everyone regrouped, the massage spot was out of the question so we headed over to Cancun.
Walked into Cancun, saw the whiskeria area then went and checked out the boite. It was a decent look. The live band was a little annoying, there wasn't as many women as 4x4 but to me on that night the quality of the women were better than what I saw the night before in 4x4.
One of the guys I was with pointed out this one girl. Stunner. Big ass, big tits, slim waist, just perfect. Not my initial inclination but damn. One of the fellas I was with wanted to wait and see what else came back down so I ended up grabbing this one while he was waiting. We hung out for a while and then the other guys in the group decided they wanted to check out 4x4. So I decided to stay in Cancun with this chica and meet up with them later.
So after a while me and this Chica go for the session. And from what I can remember it was good but for some reason I didn't catch a nut (Was a little chopped at this point). I think time just passed by so quickly and I was enjoying it I really don't know what happened. Anyway, I told the chica I wanted her to come hang out tomorrow as I was planning on doing some touring. So told her to give me her number/etc. BTW, tits were fake. Still not sure whether ass was fake. LOL.
So after the session I head back to the boite and post up. Chica comes down and slips me her number on a piece of paper and chills for a bit. I start talking to her about damage for next day since I know they have to pay a fine. Chica tells me R$500. WTF? Now I'm like, I'm American but I'm not dumb. Chica is insisting it's this much or something. So we go back and forth a little and then that kills that. She gets back up and another chica comes and sits down beside me. We start talking. I ask her about leaving and meeting up after she finished working. Chica tells me R$500. I laugh and said it is time to leave. Farewell Cancun.
It is around 11:30pm when I finally leave Cancun. Call up the other guys and they just reached back to copa and are at TA. Apparently, they said 4x4 was off the chain. A lot of cuties. Well, I guess I missed out. Head over to TA and chill there for a bit. The guys are deciding they are going into Help tonight. Based on Sunday's action in Help I decided I will give it a break until Thursday/Friday and hopefully get to see it at it's best. So while in TA there is an attractive looking chica walking around and I call her over. I did a mini interview and we worked out a price. So I bid farewell to the fellas and call it a night.
I wish I can tell you that I got my brain's f'd out but that would be the farthest from the truth. This girl must have been the laziest chica I f'd the entire time I was in Brazil. And it's not like she was a starfish, it seemed as though she was trying in her own weird way but it was just so blah. We did it once. Then I passed out for a little. Woke her up and did it again. After that though I couldn't really rest so about 2 hours later I woke the chica up and told her she had to leave. It may have been 5:30am or so now and she was saying something about not having keys, friends, I don't know. I just told her she had to leave. Funny thing is though, we had sex one last time and then she left. Maybe she was trying to buy herself some time. Who knows. Oh well, it is what it is.
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Day 4
I will skip the touring stuff and start off with what matters. Monte Carlo. I hit Monte Carlo around 7:30pm. Prime time. Walk in and there is a good ratio. Maybe 2.5 girls to every guy. Plenty to work with. Now I’m not sure what it is but at Monte Carlo this was the first night I felt as though I really caught my grove in terms of talking to the girls in the Termas. It may have been looking back at bubba boy’s guide and some of the actually questions sticking. It may have been just getting a better feel for how the set up works. It may have been having the range of experiences from great to bad. Probably all of the above.
So regardless, I’m in MC screening hard and having fun. This one lovely dark skin, thick, big bunda cutie is there and I start talking to her. Best bet, she was in spain for 6 months and speaks Spanish. So we are bs’n and having a ton of fun. She was completa but no cim. So I ended up passing but I should of gotten the number for another time. All the time I am bouncing around the place talking to different chicas the two guys I am with have already gone and sessioned and are now back down. So I am about to go up with one chica and I ask her if she wants a drink. She tries to order red bull and something else, I immediately wrap that up and decide to head out to Help tonight. So it’s a wed night. Not sure what to expect. But get into help and it is still real scarce looking in there. I mean, shouldn’t it be better than Sunday night. I guess not. Either way, I’m all over the place talking to a ton of chicas.
Then I see this stunner walk up to me and give me a hug and I’m searching my memory trying to figure out who this is and why she is giving me a hug. It’s the chica from the beach the day before and she is looking good. So good that it almost wasn’t even a decision as to who I was going with that night.
Anyway, end up hanging out in Help with everyone for another hour or two. We order a bunch of food/drinks (just for us, the fellas). The stunner and her friends always gets a table and drinks/bottle for themselves so she never asks for anything. Then head back to the apartment. Have a good/great session (as well as someone who is extremely drunk can) and another session in the morning. We probably wake up around 11 or so. Chica wants to eat but I need to look for an apartment in Salvador and also need to check in at work. So I tell her it’s a no go for me but can she pick me up a burger or something and bring it back. Chica is asking me all these questions about how I want the food. Eventually, we break out the dictionary and she starts searching to point things out. We figure that out and she brings back the food a few minutes later, hands me the change, and says she is heading out to the beach. All in all, good time.
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