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Konken Thailand 2008 (only for sex-tourist!)

Contents:

1. Introduction
2. General information about Konken
3. Sex-travel information
4. Sex-travel stories in Konken

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1./ Introduction

Dear sex-traveller, welcome to one of the great sex-towns of Thailand. One of which yet mostly undiscovered by westerners yet offers so much in terms of copulation possibilities for old ugly men with attractive young women. And at a minimal cost. You will not have to fight with anyone and all you pay is small change. Remember that our joy is not only the sex. But also the sure knowledge that with every act of copulation we erode some influence of the evil feminist oppressors in power. Worldwide. And such we liberate men and build world peace.

As usual, some might attempt to steer you away from Konken, assuring you that there is nothing there. But in my opinion we must share what we have and the best is if you go and check it out for yourself. Here is your starting point.

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2.1/ General

Konken is a large Thai city, sometimes also called the capital of Isaan culture. It has plenty of good value accomodation, delicious and varied food and most of all lots of young fresh "?eat". Substitute your own wovel. I like to use "m", but please yourself depending on your political outlook and length of tongue.

2.2/ Travel

Konken is located 450 kms NE from Bangkok Thai capital. It can be reached by public bus from Bangkok's Mo Chit bus station or by train from Hualampong train station. Either way the travel takes approx 9-10 hours. Overnight sleeper services are available. Konken also has an airport with several flights daily in both directions. Or you can make the trip by stopping in Nakhon Rachasima or Loei overnight, which also have their own lively night scenes. Please refer to the applicable reports about above. Arriving from Laos you can also reach Konken in one day through Udonthani in the North. Approx. travel times: Udonthani 2 hrs, Rachasima 4 hrs, Laos border 3 hrs, Roi Et city 3 hrs, Loei city 4 hrs.
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Apart from the airport, Konken has two bus terminals and one railway station. All land transport terminals are conveniently located within the city, easy walking distance. Local city transport is by the usual pick-up truck/minibus. Fares 10B. Taxis also available in the form of motorcycles, rickshaws and tuk-tuk. Fares start at 30B, and a bit more at night. Taxis are easily found anytime at the bus terminals or near large hotels suck as the Sofitel, Kosa, etc.
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2.2.1/
Konken bus station (ordinary). This is where most of us arrive.
Simply described: big and grotty. But functional. Has services going nearly anywhere. It is also a very interesting place for meeting people and observing humans. I was watching one old woman slapping young a child (4-5 years)on the bare legs with a bunch of reed. Kid starts crying loudly. Nobody blinks as much as an eyelid. I think: Good service! This is no violence but simple education. Teaching respect for the old. Contrary to popular feminist propaganda, children are not our future. But Old age and Death is. That is even the children's future. Nobody will be a child again but we all will be old and dead.

*** Respecting the old ***

Even the children. So prepare for it and respect it is the best you can do. I sort of hate this big circus about "childrens rights". It all seems to have too much of a feminist flavour about it. Old age and death are the future for all of us. So, learn about it and prepare for it while you can. Children can wait to have "rights" when they grow old and more sensible.

As I said, it is also a good place to meet odinary Thais. Started talking with an old man. A monk and had been for 40 years. He is happy. Well respected. Never had a wife or a girl-friend that he could remember of. He said "Happines does never come from women". I naturally agreed.

*** To bow down and worship ***

Interesting: Western men bow down before women. Thais bow down before monks. Got the connection? Who has the more brothels?
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2.3/ Accomodation, food
The Konken city center is packed with comfortable hotels, offering rooms for 200-2000B (1USD=33B). There is such a surplus that finding a room is always easy.

There are several excellent nightmarkets, one is right in the center and near your "entertainment". In fact just to experience this extravaganza of food might warrant a visit in itself. Otherwise there are always restaurants large and small open in the main shopping areas.

2.5/ Other things to do

To fill out your time when you are not busy eating beautiful fresh pussy, there are several possibilities. Most notable being the Konken Lake in the south corner of town. It is quite huge. You can walk around, ride a bicycle and even catch fish for free (really it's free). There is a designated area for anglers, outside of which fishing is not allowed. Several architecturally interesting wats surround this place and are worth a look. Monks are often fluent in speaking English and are happy to chat. There is a local museum north of the bus station and a tourist office if you need more information. Nearby interesting villages worth a visit are: the Turtle village, the Snake Village as well as silk weaving villages, etc. "Cultural sex-tourism" is the keyword of the future and no doubt you are on the right track to make the world a better place for all by joining in.
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3./ The "entertainment"

Among others, Konken offers the following possibilities for you to hammer another nail into the black coffin of feminist world-terror. Three excellent and large soapie parlours, possibly some of the best in the country. And prices are reasonamle. Karaoke singing brothels, plain Thai style brothels, beerbars, a supply of street-workers, callgirls and many other means. My list is far from exhaustive and surely there are more. If you find some, please let us know.

3.1/ The soapies: (for more general info about "soapies" refer to Bangkok/Massage Parlours/jan9,2008 posting)

3.1.1/ "Villa" on Klangmuang road, near the aircon bus station. Purple neon sign, in Thai script. Prices 1000-1300B depending on quality.

3.1.2/ " Caesars" cnr SriChan & Lang Muang roads, 1200-1700B

3.1.3/ Kosa Hotel, (next to Sofitel) 1700-2500B ($1=30-32baht)

All of these are large, with many very attractive girls. Management is invariably friendly and they speak some English. These are the "real" prices and are not usually inflated for foreigners (maybe except for Kosa, sometimes). You get one and a half hours of fun with your choice of cat which includes bathing together, sucking with rubber and a fuck. Sometimes also a foamy body-rub. Extras always available, upon mutual attraction or the payment of cash, etc. These can include kissing, CIM or bareback ++. Tipping is not compulsory, and even in case of top service, shouldn't be more than 50-100 B or so. Remember, they are already way overpaid, when compared to ordinary Thai workers.
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3.2/ Farang bars

Around the Hotel Sofitel and Kosa Hotels are a number of the usual Pattaya style girly bars. Run by foreigners for foreigners. Here you are expected to chat, be funny and entertaining. If you are not, then someone else gets the pussy. Do you like it? Do you want to be a slave of women? Surely not. So, the other options are better.
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3.3/ "Soi Patulek" brothels (these are not so good looking)

Again in the Sofitel/Kosa area one small street with about six ST brothels. Prices 4-500B/pop. Apart from a rare few, quality here is pretty average or less. However the place is convenient enough for a quicky. They have rooms on site, included in the price. One end of the street starts at the Rad pub, the other end at Loft pub. Easy to find. If you go with a taxi, prices will increase by about 100B.

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3.4/ Thapparak Rd, soi5 brothels. There are about three of them, with better quality. Some even gorgeous and young. ST 4-500B. Not all may be open all the time. This in near the city shrine, on the street of therailway station.

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3.5/ Karaokes, such as the one opposite soi5, as well as the one near Patulek. Some of the girls are quite pretty. One pop is 4-500B for foreigner (depends on quality). Thanon Wutharam also has a number of Karaokes of this sort, such as "Duan" and others. Some have rooms, others not. Really beautiful girls can be found here and they also do callouts to your hotel. 2 hours in your room is about 8-900B plus taxi for the girl back.

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3.6/ " SW corner". Street-workers are found in the evening on the east corner of the ordinary bus station plus the park opposite. Uglies 300B, better lookers 500B/pop. Some even hang around this park all day long.

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4./ The "action"

Some lovely emotional Konken 2008 Some recent sex-stories:
The first day I spent the afternoon looking at some of the amazing wats around the Lake. Talked with some monks from Bangladesh, studying here. One quite fun thing to do is to feed the multitude of fish inhabiting the water. Some old women sell the fish food for 5 B a bag. The most amazing is their sheer quantity. Literally thousands seem to push and shove each other for each morsel. Makes you feel important.

*** Underwear issues ***

I arrived with one problem. That is, having lost my supply of underwear in nearby Loei town. In Loei the fleas started to bite so badly that I decided to give them a wash. As I am not used to washing things, of course forgot about them hanging on the line. So, spent a good part of the day in Konken trying to find something suitable. Unfortunately with our farang size it is not so easy, so finally nearly gave up. Letting my cock just dangle freely in the pants. However the balls were hurting every step. Next I tried to tape them to my thighs and do away with underwear alltogether. But the tape pulled all my pubic hair out.

All the underpants I looked at were way too small. In final desperation I just settled for some pairs of womens underwear. Those seem to come in larger sizes and on top of that are quite flexible. Stretching out to even huge. I got a pink one and a light blue with teddy-bear motifs all over the edge. Very sexy really. Especially as it clings to your groin.

*** Finding a Thai friend ***

After an excellent feed at the night market (this is one of the best in Thai), looked around the Kosa hotel area. There are quite a number of farang bars and the hostesses seemed pretty enough. Somewhat above Pattaya standards. But the clientele sort of put me off from sitting down at one. So instead went to the bus station to look for some transport for the night. My first choice is always a young, horny man who would know what was happening. But it also must be one that does not speak English at all. They are just way nicer and honest.

*** Terror in the eyes ***

Approaching the first one at the entrance, I noticed terror in his eyes: "A farang talkin' to me!?" They are often totally unbelieving and cannot imagine farang speaking Thai. So he panicked and started shouting to the others. In one second I was surrounded by a pack of taxi drivers all yelling "Where you go? Where you go?" (being the only words they understand). Fuck, it got me unaware too and I just ran for my life. But I thought afterwards that they were actually friendly. It is just that yelling. All I wanted is to chat with one and establish some human relationship. After all my request was quite complicated.

*** Don't panic! ***

After that I tried one lone tuktuk driver waiting on the street. Approached him with the phrase:"Jay yen krup". Meaning sort of "Don't panic please!" He seemed quite allright and we agreed in the fare of 200B (about $6) for the night, looking at a few places. First we went to the Patulek area, then Kosa massage after that to the Soi Wutharam karaokes, namely to Duang. This is quite a classy place with lots of beautiful females. Far above soi Patulek. The hardest part was the choice. Finally I decided to talk with a very friendly young woman named Pla or something. Discussed the prices, as here the service is takeaway only. 900B in my room.

My taxi took us there and this was day one. It would have been cheaper, but because of the taxi was the cost 900B. However this area is a bit lonely at night, so unless you ride a bike there is no choice but take a taxi.

*** Blue teddibears ***

Normally I don't like to take women to my room, but she was exceptionally accomodating and service minded, so cannot complain. The only funny bit was when we undressed each other and she started to inquire about my "teddybears".

I wondered: - "What kind of teddy bears?" Then she says :-"On your undies, you silly!" Well, it was some effort to explain, hmmm. I got it from my silly old grandma for my birthday, etc. Anyway, she had seen more weird farang than that, for sure.
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Next day:

*** Super soapie action ***

Again the nightmarket was the crown on the day. Just mustering all that variety of food and trying to pick something different. Decided to start the rooting-routine at the "Villa" soapie on Klangmuang street. Had been there the year before and had the most amazing experience. That performance impossible to beat, ever! I quite like this place. Immediately upon entering I was approached by two friendly Thai men and informed about the price, 1000B ($30). It seems the price had gone down, as last year I paid 1300. (But actually the quality too). All I asked them to show me one who had no kids yet. There were just a couple of those. We walked upstairs and even received 2 free bottles of water in the service. (This place is good!)

*** How to turn women on? ***

She opened the water to run, and we also had a porn movie running. I noticed the girl being somewhat cold first. So, I just dropped my pants, took my place on the big bed and started playing some some tunes on the "one string bass" while watching the porn. Just as I would do it in my home. I figured that no matter what happens, at least I get to see a porn and wank for $30. It is something. Better than a kick in the ass. But I joke you not. Did you know what makes young women horny? To see an old wrinkled idiot wanking by himself! (Sure, that's why it's illegal. Would make all women crazy if they allowed it."

*** Fun 26yo ***

Her ice melted in an instantand soon we both were happily splashing, naked in the bathful of warm soapie water. My girl was just beautiful. 26 yo. No kids, tall, slender. Small but firm titties on the front. The bath was fun but after that a very hot fuck followed, she sucking without rubber and screaming loudly. For the last 20 minutes or so we just chatted a bit about things that women like: money, looks, food, etc. Of course very boring for us but we put up with them for the fuck. Ah yes, I was very ashamed and had to apologise.

*** On the face ***

She decided to take the final shot on her face and the loads of cum spilled over to her gorgeous long black hair. Anyway, she looked happy but had to do the chore of washing all that plenty of hair. All the while me watching from the bed her naked gymnastics in the bathtub. This all was an excellent 90+ minutes of entertainment and made a good start for the night. I decided to tip about $3 which was gratefully received. Fuck, it is great even to think back and remember.

I am sure there will be some shitty ones along the line but in my opinion the soapies excell when compared to gogo bars. Price is cheaper, quality on par and you don't need to put much effort into receiving good service. I would much rather fuck women first and chat later. Unfortunately in gogobars, beerbars, discos it goes the other way.
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Part 2 - Konken report ("free fuck" and flying kites)

*** Relax all drivers, please! ***

Another day I decided to give another go to the taxi deivers at the bus station. I wrote with a pen "Jai Yen" in my palm in large Thai characters and approached the guy of my choice. Holding my palm in front. "Don't panic!". The problem is that most Thais never ever have come across a farang speaking Thai and get quite scared that they cannot communicate. Once we manage a few intelligent words across they calm down. Still he tried to call some others, but I kept telling - "relax, no need to call!". Soon enough I explained what I wanted and what places I already knew. Did he know any more pretty girly houses? He asked some more drivers and about 5 of them gave tipps. After agreeing on his fee, we soon set out. Around 9pm, our first stop was the corner of the BKS bus station.

*** SW corner scare ***

Some older women waiting and a younger one, about 22-23. Also some Thai men. Everyone very relaxed, friendly. We chatted a bit. I asked if they knew some girl more beautiful than these. No offence, one mama made a phonecall and said the "beautiful" girl would come soon. Thay always can call others if there is no one you like. Soon this girl arrives on a motorbike. Looking quite good and pretty. Just for the interest I ask her age. She says 15. Fuck! I sort of don't like this shit. Not because I care. I don't. But simply don't like the trouble and fighting with dogs. Farang is "food" here and they will eat you. So, I decided just to get the fuck out of there, not even wanting to know about this business.

*** Soi5 - much better ***

Then after a short ride we turn to the road leading to the railway station and stop at soi5, a side street. Lots of fancy christmas lights on some houses. About 5 girls inside. Quite good looking too, 20-25 years. Two of them decidedly pretty. Everyone extremely friendly and welcoming. They tell me that because of the taxi the price will be 700B for ST/30 mins. I can choose anyone I like. The girl I pick is very fresh and beautiful. The room in the back is basic but clean with good lighting, one strong single bulb. All she wears is one thin simple dress. I pull it off over her head and admire the perfect slim body, flat belly.

*** Young breasts ***

I take my time to play with the perky young breasts and smooth silky thighs. Especially the inside of her thighs awesomely soft. She readily spreads her legs, while keeps giggling. From the next room we hear another couple moving in. Speaking in Thai: "Jangwat arai ka?" (Where you come from?) "Jakajeee, hehehe... Oh-oh-arghhh-". Funny feeling, they can hear us too. By this time I am busy pumping away and the gorgeous young female under me moans quite audibly. It was no love story but my girl was cooperative, attentive and respectful. I played a lot with totally superb fresh tits, grope, squeeze.

What a luxury. Plus kept storking the velvety smooth thighs while rooting from behind the perfect round brown bottom and filling in the sticky sperm. We surely took more than 30 minutes but nobody cared. She got another 50B tip ($1.50) and seemed very pleased. Upon returning to the hotel I paid the driver who was a nice chap and gave a last farewell wide smile. Beats Cambodia any day. Why anyone still bothers going there?
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Other days:

*** Not all pretty - except this one ***

The Konken nightmarket is just gorgeous. Great feed again, Mango stinky rice, sushi rolls, ++. Had a look at soi5. Previous pretty girl greeted with great smile. "Wanna do it again?". The other girls not so attractive this time. Rather looking for something else. Opposite at the karaoke papasan was quite rude the last time. This time old Thai woman doing the job. Friendlier. Offering the females 4-500B/ea ($1=33B). (The papasan wanted 1000B!) I picked a very young and pretty one (others not much to look at, about 2 young only). She was still busy putting on her makeup (7pm). I paid mama 500B up front. It seems for farang this is the standard. Possibly reasoning that you are too big to fight with in case you won't want to pay after. ST rooms are on opposite side of the road (next to soi 5). Basic closet, mattress on the floor, bucket in one corner. Totally full of used condoms (5 liter bucket!) Maybe they collect and keep them. Or recycle for animal feed?

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*** Groping young tits - nearly "free" ***

They don't have showers here. So good. Too much washing wears the skin thin. My girl kept wasting time by keep putting on her makeup. Obviously nervous, I figured. 10 minutes gone and she still doing the eyelashes. I had to do something, our whole time is just 20 minutes or so. I asked if she was nervous and she says never do ugly fat farang before. So, while she still painting the face, I took position behind. Pulled up her shirt. Undo the clip of the black bra. She still painting. I hold the pair of hot, smooth young apples in each palm. Quite nice feeling actually, makes you horny. I kept smelling and sniffing her back and hair.

Typical stinkey female smell. Very pretty young girl, I acknowledged. Too good for ugly deprived dickhead. I kept massaging the firm tits and nipples for a while. Run a pair of wrinkled, arthritic hands down the smooth thighs as well. She became hot very soon. Cosmetics fell on the floor. One extremely hot, passionate fuck followed. She turned the light off. I switched it on again. Very fresh beauty, bargain deal for $15. All varieties of different positions got tried out, they did not watch the time, nobody knocked on the door. Eventually I had enough, so offered to finish. She stayed in the room, finishing the make-up.

*** Fuck for "free" ***

I would lie saying that did not like this one. I enjoyed getting the bargain most. Very wholesome Thai girl, hardly cost more than Cambodia. And still avoiding that rotten, filthridden Khmer country. Dood deal, good value. I especially liked fondling and groping the young girl's tits. From behind. While putting on the makeup. Fresh, firm like two pieces of juicy ripe fruit. In fact if you think back how much you would pay back at home for just holding a pair of young firm bangers, even that was worth the $15. So, I consider that the fuck after that was for "Free".

*** From the disco? ***

I cannot believe the stories that some men pick them up from bars, discos. Impossible. Without them (the guys) prostituting themselves before these young females and behave like old fools, no way, ever. Why do they have to act like fools? They just wear down all respect men might have. While cheap brothels are the most perfect place to meet females. Here we simply purchase them. We keep our self esteem. We do not have to act like fools. We just buy and fuck. The perfect deal it seems to me. Let's not forget who we are! We know ourselves and we don't believe lies about how great or sexy we look. No. We are wankers. Idiots. Uglies. Masturbators. Fats. Balds. Yet what is strange is that we still do get laid with these young fresh chickens. Why? Simply because we cooperate, share and refuse to fight other guys. Sex tourists are the ultimate winners. Feminist rule is the ultimate loser.
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*** Fixing the DVD ***
DVD clinic. Went to the lake today, strolling around. The night before I couldn't enjoy my porn collection because the machine broke down. Luckily passed by a DVD service. Sign outside says (in English): VD Clinic. I figured the first "D" fell off. Sat down, waiting for the technician to come out. Somewhat strange was the large number of young women waiting to get their machines fixed - I contemplated. But women are very much into high technology nowadays, so why not. Finally another young female appeared in green uniform and asked what I wanted.

I put my machine on the desk and asked for a quick quote. She says the service is free. But they don't fix this type of equipment. What do they fix? - I wondered. She motions with her head towards the floor. I look behind, nothing there. Then she smiles and says "in yer pants". It finally dawned to me: The sign did not fall off. It is actually a "VD clinic". Venerable Diseases or something? Left me wondering what that may meant. My DVD player is still faulty, doesn't play porn. What is a venearable disease anyway? Can only your dick be sick and you not? Or only your heart, only your throat? Sounds silly to assume that.

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*** 1200 pound Thai beauty ***

In the evening had some fun. Feeding a 1200 pound young beauty. A baby elephant with bicycle light on the tail. Very cute, I kept stoking her thorny hair on the head while eating sugarcane.

*** Flying "kites" ***

At the nightmarket I met a friendly Thai couple. Doctor and his shop-owner wife. They were wanting to invite "farang" to their house which I was desperately trying to avoid. While staying polite. Funny, they confuse the simple ability to speak some Thai with intelligence. Totally wrong. We are assholes. Idiots, sex-tourists. The doc asked what I liked doing most. Trying to be honest, and trying to avoid the visit, I said "wanking" ("Chuk Wao" in Thai). He got excited. Really? Our son has a lot of kites. He collects them. You must see it! Incidentally "Chuk Wao" also means "Flying the Kite" in Thai.

So, I just apologised and left at that. Goodbye, too tired for this. And sorry. He insisted paying for my plate of food anyway. 30B, free dinner again. They have good heart. Can't count how many times Thais paid my dinner. But of course it's more joy to give than to receive. We all know that. So, now you know what "Chukwao" means. Right?

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Dangers and security:
KOnken is a pretty cruisy and easygoing city, as well as quite affluent. Drunks and streetdwellers do exist but not as common as in poorer parts of Isaan. Streets are well lit but of course as the night develops and local boys get drunk more caution is needed. Hiring a taxi for the night increases the cost but adds a sense of security. And so does finding a reliable Thai man to help - as usual.

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29th february 2007

first trip to danok with 2 fellow cheonging buddies. after driving thru the heavy rain while in kedah, arrived at bkt kayu hitam to see clear skies (good omen hopefully!!!). went thru the immigration around 2pm (3pm m'sian time) and check in to grand oscar. during checkin, encountered 1 okt who immediately was promoting his pretty girls while we're getting the keys to the room. politely declined as want to have a survey of the place there first.

grand oscar hotel
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got the room @ 750b for the deluxe room on the top most floor which is the 8th floor. supposedly to be bigger and has a bath tub. after waiting for ages for the lift, finally got into the room. quite spacious but looks a little bit dated. room is furnished w a damn hard king size bed (good for cheonging but not comfortable for sleeping), 2 pvc sofa, 1 coffee table, 2 side table, 1 dressing table, a tv, a mini bar w 2 bottles of water, 1 wardrobe, 1 fan and a big industrial type air-con. damn aircon is placed quite far from the bed and takes a while to make to room cold & there's no thermostat to control the temp so when it's cold, it's too freaking cold. got a room at the corner which is a little bit too bright in the daytime coz the blinds is not really the dark cover type.

massage
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went to oscar's massage on the 3rd floor and have a look at the girls. unfortunately being the start of the weekend, most fellow cheongsters have already booked theirs and the 5 girls left were quite miserable looking. decided to venture down the street next to oscar to survey the mp around there. most mp looks a little bit scary so decided to go to satit hotel mp. more choices of girls there and looks better so proceeded to book a girl back to the room for each of us. 300b for 2 hours.

got a fair tall lanky girl named oi from chiang rai. can only speak thai and mandarin. massage so-so. was more interested in watching tv and asking me to translate the hokkien show on ntv7 to her rather than doing the massage properly. no indication of any extra services so finish the massage in about 1 1/2 hours and after giving the normal tip, quickly dismissed her.

my buddy has nothing to say about his ml but the other one managed to score a st with his at 1300b (suspect a little bit too pricey but whatever, it's not me ha ha).

danok main street
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after finishing the massage at 4.30pm, walked thru the town. nothing much here other than a busy street with all the m'sian cars / lorries queuing to cross the border on 1 side and the other side with those speeding presumable to hatyai.

plenty of stalls / restaurant by the side of the road selling food / misc stuff. for the muslim friends, not to worry coz also plenty of stalls selling halal food. stopped at a restaurant nearby the oliver hotel and had some drinks. while sitting there, can see few good looking girls walking along presumably reporting for duty.

girl booking
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went back to oscar to get our bearings and was approached by the same earlier okt. his name is ah chai (m'sian from penang, has been in danok for 9 years already). proudly claimed that his girls were reputedly the best available and guaranteed for a good time. followed him to rose ktv first where he quickly rounded up around 10 girls. grouped them into 3 groups = 3 girls @ 2000b, 3 @ 2500b and the rest @ 3000b. can immediately correlate the grouping by the looks of the girls = group 1 : fat and/or ugly, group 2 : looks so-so and/or older, group 3 = presentable and/or younger (but i've seen better looking too)

since my fellow buddies were not so interested, okt took us to another ktv (forgot the name la) across the street. 7 girls there which is all priced at 2500b. unfortunately this lot is a little bit more put-off as they're dressed like pros (ha ha as if even they're dressed like nuns, other people won't know that's what they are). my buddies decided that the earlier lot has some interesting candidates and therefore it's back to rose ktv again.

while walking back there, ah chai had a 1-to-1 conversation with me in which he says that if i'm not fussy, he can recommend a girl from the earlier lot which he promised there shouldn't be any complains about. not wanting to walk around too much, i just agreed.

back in rose ktv, he quickly got the girl for me. named atik from chiangmai, 23 yrs old, speaks thai, hokkien and a little bit of english. just after i've handover 3000b, my buddies ffk me by saying that now they're not interested in any of the girls and want to go somewhere else. damn!!!

ah chai (being the enterprising salesman he is) now says that he has another bunch which are partimers which he will bring to our rooms for our selection. since mine is paid for, not much choice for me other that cursing my fellow buddy. as we're leaving rose ktv back to the hotel, okt just provide my room no to my girl for her to report duty there. since i did recall some bad experience of other fellow cheongsters of scams, bit reluctant to leave but okt promises there's nothing to worry about.

back in the hotel, waited for around 10 mins when okt returned with 7 girls. looks similar to group 3 earlier but it seems that they're cheaper @ 2800b. my opinion that his earlier claims of them being partimers is just sales talk and suspect that he just got this bunch from another outlet. 1 of my buddy settled for a girl from myanmar, 21 yrs old thai & mandarin only while the other buddy decided for 1 of the girl from group 2 of rose ktv. okt requested for 2500b + 300b tips for the hardwork of going here & there again.

since my girl has yet to appear, my buddy quite reluctant to pay up since his girl is also still at rose ktv. coincidently my girl turned up at that moment with her overnight bag so i manage to persuade my fren that okt should be trustworthy.

since the most important transaction of the day is fully done and settled, we'll decided to go for dinner. okt says he will deliver the last girl to the restaurant.

dinner
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went to ped restaurant 2 streets from oscar. reputed to be 1 of the recommended restaurant for the chinese / thai seafood. while ordering, okt turned up with the last girl there so finally we're 1 happy company.

during dinner, noticed that among the 3 girls mine is the only gfe type i.e helping to hand out utensils, pouring the beer, serving the food etc. guess my extra 200-300b does have a little bit of advantage. the other 2 girls is just sitting quietly and sipping their drinks.

entertainment 1
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once dinner over, walked over to barberry (next to paragon disco) for drinks and show. ordered beer = 5 big bottles of heineken for 650b (damn cheap man, for the same price in kl it's only 5 small bottles of tiger) and watch the show. 8-9pm is a live band performance by group of 5 girls and 5 guys. singing mostly chinese tunes in scantily clad clothing. from 9pm onwards, a bunch of girls clad in lingerie went up to the stage and started parading. some of the more prettier ones danced up to the tablestage. during their dance, barberry staff will come and pester us to buy garland of flowers for the dancers @ 300b each.

funny incident : while at barberry, went to the restroom to relieve myself. went walked inside the loo, noticed around 5-6 guys standing around. thought nothing of it first but while peeing suddenly 1 of the guys pounced on me and started shoulder massage with a towel on the back of my neck. damn! that's a little bit over the top for me but since i'm so astounded (and still peeing) i just stood still. the quick massage was ended with a neck cracker that i'm used to get from my local indian barber. i hastily made my exit and vowed not to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] again there. it seems one of my fren did encounter the same experience in the toilet and he also decided that he rather have a full bladder than to go through the experience again!!!

entertainment 2
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adjourned from barberry (with full bladders!!) at about 10pm to a pub (named "something-something in thai" pok) on the night street. recommended by our girls for the best tequila pop in danok. went there by the motorcycle taxis 3 abreast for 20b each person.

was served with a set of 6 tequila pop in shot glasses. nothing special for us but was quite pleasantly surprised when we found out 1 set costs only 100b. to think of it, we sometimes need to pay up to rm15 (150b) for 1 pop in kl (albeit in slightly bigger glass). proceeded to get totally wasted ha ha ha!!!

entertainment 3
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since the night is quite young at midnight, we decided to go for some disco. the girls brought us to new york disco. nothing to shout about (can't shout too he he) other than the place is totally "feng-tau" which i immediately develop a pounding headache totally in timing with the bass beats. downed a couple of beer each, tried to keep up with the crowd and finally called it a night at 1am.

main objective i.e girl report : atik
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we went up to the room and she proceeded to undress getting ready for the pre-fuck customary shower. i just played cool and look at her undressing while assessing her body. skin complexion on the fair side for a thai, boobs size 34b, smooth abdomen and slightly bigger backside. she proceeded to the bathroom without any indication of asking me in. can hear that she's brushing her teeth first and when she started the shower, i quickly stripped off and surprised her by jumping into the shower. nice timing as she's just starting to soap herself so i quickly auto roam all over her body and implied to her that she should do the same. immediately my didi spring to life and quickly we washed off the soap, dried ourselves and proceeded to the bed.

she immediately get to start a bbbj while i started on her pussy with my fingers. in no time she was soaking wet and starting moaning on my didi. after about 7 mins (u'r right jfh!!), she said enough and proceeded to cap me. we went into a missionary position starting slowly while picking up the pace to faster and harder. soon her knees is up to her breast while moaning in just the right tone. since i've yet to release my ball juice for the day and still a little under the influence, the resistance was quite low so i proceeded to pullout, uncap and shoot all over her breast and tummy. she was quite surprised with that but did not actually complained but just smiled in sort of funny way.

after cleaning and washing up (this time separately), she changed into her nightwear and i then..... zzzzzzzz. (forgot what happened, was so damn tired driving up and with my sleep debt for the week already accumulated so much, sleep caught up with me in a damn quick time).

next thing i know, it was morning (about 9am) and she's in the toilet. she came out in her towel and i quickly went to relieve myself. after freshening up with mouthwash, i came out and she that she's sitting on the bed still in her towel. obviously that's a good sign for round 2 so proceeded to auto roam her again. foreplay soon followed and in no time she's wet again. this time decided to ignore her 'enough' and keep fingering her to get her to cum. not doing daty as her bush is quite well watered and i'm the type that prefers well cropped grass down there. after 2 cums (hopefully she's not faking it!!!), i allowed her to cap me and ride me cowgirl. she's quite contented to delay my coming by varying the timing accordingly. switched to various positions and finally concluded the session in the non-messy way.

i asked whether she's in any hurry to go but she says she can wait until i'm ready so drifted off for a quick nap again and finally woke up fully at 11am. she's fully dressed so i suspect round 3 is out of the question (anyway, i'm quite ok with 2 rounds so prefer to leave it be).

sayonara
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went to lunch with her and finally said our goodbyes with me giving her a 1000b tips (not because i'm generous, no rm50 or 500b notes actually!). went to check on my buddies who was enjoying a proper foot massage at oscar and then checked out from the hotel. walked to the border and drove 5 hours back to kl.

fr details -

name: atik
age: 23
language: thai & hokkien
body: slim but not bony
face : pleasant
boobs: average
bbbj: yes, average
fk: yes, when she's cumming. bites a little bit too!
daty: no. bushy not my type.
gfe : 9/10
damage: 3000b + tips
wir: yes, but not so soon.


end of fr

p/s : this is my first full fr so i hope fellow cheongsters will understand if the fr is a little bit too descriptive / full of unrelevant facts.

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I would like to applaud Humble Turd's (That Asshole) excellent report on Khon Kaen. As always very informative, useful and well and amusingly written. For our HT, the glass is always half full.

But I did want to remark about his information on getting to Khon Kaen - it is not necessary to waste 9-10 hours on the bad bus. It is important when travelling to Khon Kaen or Udon Thani to take the VIP bus, which doesn't stop (much) and is only a hundred baht more than the awful regular buses. Again, avoid touts at Mochit and know what companies desks you're looking for.

The best choices are Chan Tour, which is slovenly but has huge comfortable seats, or Nakonchai Air, popular with Thais, which has small seats but is meticulously clean with excellent service. Chan is best for farangs. These services should take about 6.5 hours to Khon Kaen and eight or a bit more to Udon. Times will be quickest on the overnight bus, which is how most Thais travel.

I'm a big fan of the train but Khon Kaen isn't far enough to be worth the sleeper - they're waking you up before dawn there.

Following the leads from That Asshole (thank you!), I decided to wander for a few days upcountry…

Mae Sot

Getting there: few direct busses from Bangkok, mostly at night. Might be better to go through Tak (~7-8h, any bus to the north), and then take a minivan (~1-2h, every 30 min, but none after 7 pm, I think).

Hotel: stayed in a guesthouse for under 200, many are similar. Basic and clean, but shared bathroom/shower -- sucks for the hobby. Don't go to Siam Hotel, it's grotty. Bai Fern GH on Th Intharakiri seems decent, but can't vouch for it as I stayed elsewhere.

Being the border town, ethnic mixture here is unusual -- Burmese, Indians, Muslims in traditional clothes. Interesting during the day, huge market with good photo opportunities. Nobody is smiling in the town, and people actively avoid being in a photo, even if taken from a distance -- very different from a usual small Thai town where locals smile and say hello whenever a Farang shows up, and are very eager to be photographed.

Action: During the day, I walked around to map out the place. Around 9 pm asked a tuk tuk driver (on one of the cross streets near Siam hotel -- not many around) for a tour of baan pooying places -- he said there were 3-4 around the town. Nice bloke, was informative enough but not pushy or chatty (when asked, he said girls were about 500-600 ST). He agreed to drive around for 100 baht / hour.

#1 First place was on Th Prasat Withi, I presume not far from Siam Hotel. Very nondescript entrance, from the outside at first it looked like a small restaurant or shop between few similar places, open to the street, few guys sitting around. After a better look, I found it was a @#!$% Thai police substation! Not an official one, but close enough -- there must have been ~8 Thai coppers in full uniform. They weren't doing anything in particular (e.g. eating or drinking), just sitting around, 2 snoozing on the benches, the others sitting and watching the world go by. My driver went right past the coppers, onwards through the door at the back of the establishment, leading me into a dark room with 5-6 girls sitting. One is rather pretty, the others average. Burmese, most likely. Papasan was a young fellow -- the only guy there who was not a cop (maybe plainclothes? -- age and build, looks like a cop), quite pleasant and not pushy, offered ST for 400 baht on the premises and indicated takeout is also available. While I was tempted (the price was certainly right and one girl was OK), it was just too spooky with all the cops there. Moved on, but the place is central, prices are right, and I can't imagine the place being unsafe or having trouble with Law Enforcement :)

#2 Next was a Karaoke north off of Th Chidwana (corner of a large dust field / parking lot). Pretty much all in public view, the few yings sitting outside. I was lead in by a not-too-old mamasan, and she took the girls in (for some reason, choosing them outside is a no-no). No rooms on the premises, takeout 500 baht. Yings were actually better looking than at The Substation, in particular one cute Burmese with a square face. Mamasan said she was new and white, so would be 700 baht. Hate paying a big chunk upfront, and that's how it works in these places… not pinching pennies, but would much rather hold the baht as an incentive/reward for the girl. Tried getting the price down, but Mama wouldn't budge (even when I got up to leave). Switching strategies, negotiated service up rather than the price down (same 700, but 1h, 2 sets) -- after some back-and-forth Mama agreed and explained it to the girl. The ying spoke no Thai (fresh shipment from Burma), but Mama made sure she understood. Mama came back with the change and was a bit cheeky asking for a 100 baht tip, got a 20 to save face. The girl turned out to be very cute, and provided outstanding service for this style of place (in Thai brothels, usual service is abysmal, poke-and-go), though she'd be classed a semi-starfish in Pattaya. Didn't speak a word of any known language (Thai, English, whatever), and I couldn't even get her name and age (22 I'd assume, who knows!) but did a decent BBBJ, friendly cuddling and a fairly long shagfest. Light makeup, clean face, and inside the ear a bit of that yellow cream that Burmese wear on their face during the day. Seeing all the cute Burmese tarts at the market during the day, and shagging a select one at night… amazing Thailand.

Kamphaeng Phet
Just to report almost nothing. I'll elaborate a bit...

Getting there: 6h by bus from Bangkok/MorChit.

Hotel: stayed in Gor Choke Chai , 320/night for an air room. Great value, looked like a 1k baht hotel -- the room was recently renovated and quite decent (however, with no window to the outside, just a simulated one -- the place was almost full). Surprise of the day was very fast, free in-room WiFi… not sure if this has anything to do with the hotel, might be just by accident from a business nearby.

Action: Looked for a few hours, poked my nose into a few Thai bars -- live music and seemingly nice places to kick back with a bunch of friends, but that's not the topic of this forum. There are no tuk tuk or moto drivers in the night time (none at all, very odd). I didn't feel like approaching a random Thai bloke to ask for yings. Just walked around… most Thai brothels are hard to find without help from a local.

A bar near the night market has a 3-4 bargirls sitting around (and quite interested in a lone Farang) -- had a drink along with 2 girls for about 20 min. The system is that they join you, drink what you do (just a cola), and the drinks keep flowing (more bottles brough) until you call check bin. After 3 colas, I thought it might be getting expensive, but bin came to 45 baht. Would have been 400+ in Nana. One girl seemed OK (slim and cute, a local), but looked a bit too young (though I'm sure legal). While she did offer to go with me, she acted generally disinterested, so I refused. Didn't ask the price, it'd be impolite to negotiate with no intent of accepting.

Most of the action seems to be around Phet Hotel on Th Bamrungrat. A disco, few karaokes, one empty-ish bar that might have girls on call… however, these seemed like places where Asians go out for song & drink (with girls being possible but optional), and I was specifically looking for a knock shop.

On a positive note, riverside is nice, the historic park is wonderful, and the locals are exceptionally friendly. Not many Farang here, so it's smiles all around. At night, many folks along the river would wave me over to share some beer/food/whatver and talk… but I was a bit shy and didn't join in. A middle-aged Thai guy saw me walking along a boring stretch of the road, and stopped to give me a ride on his motorcycle (for free). Very friendly, despite the lack of PFP.

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chantaburi thailand 2008
(secret, confidential information. only for sex-tourist!)

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this report will detail sex-related information in chantaburi, thailand.

contents:

1. introduction to sex-tourism
2. chantaburi general
3. travel
4. accomodation, food
5. other things to do
6. the fuck-meat of chanta
7. conclusion and greetings

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1. *** introduction ***

i certainly do not recommend anyone to listen to news or read the papers. you manage to avoid some of the forced feminist brainwashing that way. however sometimes you walk past the paper sellers and can't help but notice the screaming headlines. some real gems come up, like: "man assaulting females on bikeway", "sex-pervert caught stalking on women", "public outcry to increase sex offender penalties" and so on and on. no doubt this is all great business for the law-enforcers and who ever lives from the troubles. however it does not solve any problems.

*** the "real" problem ***

the underlying problem with western societies is the inherent and systematic oppression and deprivation of men. the only sensible solution would be "liberation". more freedom for men, and nobody would be deprived any more. as always, here i am trying to help. here is thailand, here is chantaburi. come, see and fuck. liberate yourselves and other men. work towards peace for the world. and stop fighting other guys. we are in the same shoes as you. remember: divided we beg, but united we bargain!

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2. *** general ***

located near pattaya and just 250km se of bangkok, chantaburi is a little gem and has so much to offer for sex-tourists. i mean, for old, ugly men with bad attitude who don't like to serve women but expect to be served. apart from the great sex-scene chantaburi is very attractive with clean, quiet streets, friendly locals, great food and excellent infrastructure and travel connections. the town is also the final jump-off point for your next fascinating cambodian sex-adventure. you can cross the border at nearby pak kad or hadlek. see more below.

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3. *** travel ***

from bang-cock eastern bus station (ekamai) several buses run daily. from pattaya it is even easier and faster. first you stand on sukumwit road (the highway) and flag any bus going to rayong. then at the rayong bus station you catch one of the hourly services to chantaburi. all airconditioned and comfortable travel. it is even nicer that you can break it in half at rayong. total about 3 hrs.

the chantaburi bus station is near the town center, about 15 minutes walk to several comfortable hotels, 2-400 b/room. otherwise there are plenty of motos and tuktuks at the terminal. to continue towards cambodia, every morning several companies run minibuses to the border at pakkat/pailin. you can find them for example at: carpark near kp grand hotel, carpark near eastern hotel and carpark of bangkok bank near chai lee hotel. fare 150b and they leave when full. you are dropped off right on the border. just walk across to cambodia. then catch a moto for 100b to pailin town. then a share taxi (2 seats) for 300b to battambang. see more in the pailin/battambang posting. there are also a few minibuses to the hadlek border every morning. starting about 8-9am, not too early.


to bypass pattaya and bangkok altogether, chantaburi also has direct buses to korat or sakeo. sakeo is shitty and good only as a jumping point, but korat (nakon rachasima) has a lively nightscene with cheap roots and good service. it is also an interesting, historical town, worth spending a couple of days. please see relevant posting about korat (thailand/other areas section).

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4. *** accomodation, food, etc ***

chantaburi is a major gem-trading town and boasts a large amount of rooms for businessmen. usually there is enough for tourists too, maybe except for the annual gem-festival. prices run from 100b in an old chinese hotel to 2000b in a luxury new one. the nightly food market in the center of town is totally awesome for selection and flavour. if it wasn't for the terrible setup of being on the two sides of a busy road, motorcycles and even cars speeding past and endangering the shoppers. otherwise there is another more quiet little night setup near the "redlight area" and the soapies. see below.

*** security ***

chantaburi is a totally relaxed easygoing town where possibly the (rather light) traffic is the greatest nuisance. even in th red-light area it should be rather safe to walk around at night. there is much to see. stray dogs are very few generally quite friendly too (an important point!).

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5. *** other things to do ***

we old wankers like to feed birds, stray cats and fish. it is well known and gives us some joy. the large lake in the center of town has lots of hungry fish and fish-food is sold by the bagful all day and evening. the parkland around the lake is also worth a look and even a jog. tesco lotus s/c is nearby again, just past the bus station and has the usual variety of shops plus a good bakery.

chantaburi town is rather scenic and exotic, next to a couple of rivers and lots of bridges. it has a strong chinese flavour with many colorful temples. as you have already gathered, "sex" is not the greatest and best part of a sex-tourists daily program. the good fuck-action is needed to keep us independent of womens' control. however the adventure and discovery is the much nicer part in every day.

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6. *** chantaburi sex ***

after a pleasant early evening walk around the central parklands, i decided to continue the stroll just a bit further, to the eastern hotel (see map below for location). the action does not start early (8pm or so), therefore first i had a lovely bowl of noodle soup for 60c. then wandered inside one of the soapie massage (ab op nuod) parlours. (consult separate posting in bkk/massage parlours about soapies, posted jan.9.2008).

these open earlier than the karaokes. there are two near to each other. sang-utai has girls for 1000b (1usd=33b) and for 1500b some better ones. at the classier marina it is all 1500b/pop/90 mins. the managers speak english in both. i did not "pop" this time, but rather looked at some karaokes. they have very beautiful females for 1000b/st plus room nearby. still a bit pricey for me so went to look for something cheaper.

the st street is starting from the corner of eastern hotel and is called "maharat road". it has many little side streets, filled with lots of karaokes and plain brothels. short-time for farang is 500b everywhere. some might try 1000, but really it is just 500.

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this area is also known as "raan-ee-toen". quality varies but usually you get what you pay for. the main street karaoke girls are beautiful for 1000b, and so are many of the soapie ones for 1500. in the side-street karaokes the females are the 500b quality, mostly with kids and often fat. eventually found one younger, just 23 and no kids. we had about 30-40 minutes for one pop. i think i got better value than would get in pattaya for the same price. and it was interesting to wander around the streets at night.

all the brothels are lighted up with flashing xmas decorations and it is easy to find them. the females are usually friendly but of course i preferred to talk with the papasans wherever i could. let's not give women more power than they already have but rather keep control in the hands of men, who are like us. chantaburi also has some universities and some moto drivers can organise part-timers to meet in a st hotel. it is just a matter of asking around.

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7. *** conclusion ***

chantaburi is an easygoing and relaxing town, especially pleasing after pattaya or bkk. it has all the action and yet so few farang. much nicer than trat which is devoid of brothels and crawls with backpackers. worth a visit any day and enjoy some conveniences before jumping into the dirt of cambodia. let us know your experiences and let's share instead of fighting. do not ever believe the violence what the feminists try to teach you. man's real nature is "peace".

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end of chantaburi 2008 report

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Chiang Rai used to be a monger's wet dream. No longer.

Nearly all the brothels are gone (I never saw a single one anyway), and the bar-beer, beer-bars have only one or two girls in them. And in many cases they won't leave the premises anyway.

The areas for the bar-beers are in the street behind the Wangcome Hotel (including a new cluster on the other side of the what. Keep walking past the what (on your right side) and you'll come to it eventually on the left. There may have been better action there. I wasn't able to check. The "go-go" bars, if you can call them, that don't 'go' very much til quite late (maybe 11ish onwards) and again the girls won't leave you with. At least not the ones I spoke to working as hostesses at the bar (bar girls). The idea is sit there and talk and buy them ladydrinks. Two of the basrs 'Lobo" and anoher were gay bars, the other 2 or 3 were straight.

Everything is run down. Seen better days. And very few tourists.- VERY FEW except the big tour buses of Europeans. Wonder why?

Around the night market there are a couple of other beer-bars, and the girls there will go with you. But I didn't take one (nothing struck my liking). There was a relatively hot looker at the Scorpio Bar (on the side street near the BKK Grill). She was tall thin, great face and nice tits. And I did want to take her out. But when I returned one night she was already taken. Rather incredibly, she was 40. But looked around 28 (I saw her ID card. She was 40. Or the card was a fake).

All those massage joints around the Wangcome offer take-outs, and most will come back to your hotel and give you.- just a massage. I took a cute little Burmese thing back to my place and lay there on the bed at midnight for two hours with her rubbing my legs with Mr Woodward at full attention.- sadly he was just left weeping without even a tug.

The final (and only release I could find) 'came' at the Massage Parlour in the back side of the Wiang Inn (the main biz-class hotel in the center of town. 1, 600 baht now (only allowed one pop). That's a price hike from previous reports. Sideliners are now 2, 200.- and I only saw one.

The girl I had was long legged and thin. A Thai Yai woman around 24 (Hill Tribe minority clan). She was pretty uninspired. 90% of the others in the 'fishbowl' were too fat for my tastes.

Chiang Rai really is a dying town in my view. A pretty frustrating place. With only mediocre Western food and restaurants that close by 10. In future, I will give it a miss unless I am stuck there for work.

It really is best left to the backpackers and the elephant riders.

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i gave khon kaen another try recently but can't really recommend it. regarding hotels the gan inn near the bus station is over priced at 660, while the roma hotel has apparently gone up to 500, which seemed ridiculous for the quality. i ended up at the sawadee, which has also been fixed up a bit and the price jacked up. khon kaen has become an expensive town.

i wandered on foot from the big square with the religious goings-on in the center of town till i found the small soi with the shabby little houses. perhaps i chose to quickly but i got a girl who turned out to have a bit of a stomach for 500. i can't really do this type of girl, but i thought i'd try as she was open to bareback. however she asked for 500 more! i bargained to 300, which she wanted up front. i don't know about you mongers but paying up front as is standard in thai joints is a huge turn-off for me. hard to get excited when you know you've already been screwed. anyway i did it with this flabby girl for a short time but couldn't get remotely interested so just left.

the next day was hot - be warned mongers, it is now actually too hot to be travelling in thailand. i do not advise leaving pattaya. in a side note i want to inform you that it is now rare to find gatorade in 7-11s in this country, except for the awful grape flavour that apparently suits disgusting thai tastes. so, anyway, due to the heat i couldn't really search during the day, and was due to leave in the early evening. i don't think much of anything fun-wise is open during daytime anyway, so i went to kosa massage, which is a high end soapy attached to kosa hotel. it has some ugly fat women for 1,100 baht, some uninspiring women for 1,500-1,700 baht, and some good looking ones for 2,000 baht. i'm ashamed to say i paid the two thousand for the friendliest looking of the lookers - such a waste, but in hot season one sometimes must make sacrifices.

the girl was cute, though slightly less so once her clothes were off. she played nicely in the tub and gave a good bbbj (i have heard that some use condoms for bj in this place!), but she insisted on a condom for the intercourse. so, i donned the torture implement - absurdly tiny as it was - and went in and out for a while without feeling anything at all. finally i gave up and told her there was no way i could finish that way, so she completed our interaction with a handjob. what a waste - not unlike visiting a hooker in the us in terms of price and service.

[QUOTE=Opebo]I gave Khon Kaen another try recently but can't really recommend it. Regarding hotels the Gan Inn near the bus station is over priced at 660, while the Roma Hotel has apparently gone up to 500, which seemed ridiculous for the quality. I ended up at the Sawadee, which has also been fixed up a bit and the price jacked up. Khon Kaen has become an expensive town.
[/QUOTE]
I know a guy who lived in Khon Kaen for a while.
But now he has moved to Phnom Phen. Girls and everything cheaper there. :)

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I know a guy who lived in Khon Kaen for a while.

But now he has moved to Phnom Phen. Girls and everything cheaper there. :)[/QUOTE]Yes Phnon Phen is cheaper for accomodation, it s also cheaper for food, (ever if the food in Cambodia is absolutly disgusting), western food cost the same prices as Thailand, supermarket are overprices, and believe me khon kaen is far more safe than Phnom Phen. Moto dop (tuk tuk) are more dishonest than Thailand about girls, the prices tend to rise at 10 dollars for short time in cheap places (5 dollars was easy to get 1/2 years ago) and the quality of service is zero (ever the quality is poor). Phnom penh is not the paradise she was just 3 years ago many farang living in Thailand think Cambodia will be better but they are wrong, life is fucking boring in Cambodia, and far less confortable than Thailand, and with the ngo pressure prices rises for everything

I ve been in Khon Kaen in 2000 and came in 2005. Just one thing doesn t change. It s always so easy to meet uni student in Khon Kaen.

[QUOTE=Channy]
I ve been in Khon Kaen in 2000 and came in 2005. Just one thing doesn t change. It s always so easy to meet uni student in Khon Kaen.[/QUOTE]


Your last sentence did strike me; where do you meet those university students?

What activity can we expect to happen there?

[QUOTE=Saint Jack]Your last sentence did strike me; where do you meet those university students?

What activity can we expect to happen there?[/QUOTE]

Khon Kaen University students are all over the various venues there. Some go to nightclubs, some to the bars and coffeehouses. I've met them before, even on the bus on the way up. But there's no point in pursuing them as they are regular girls and nothing but trouble. Pay for play is much safer and more comfortable.

However if you are young, good looking, a glutton for punishment, and willing to waste more money on drinks/dining than you'ld ever waste on working girls, go for it.

[QUOTE=RonnieMonger]Chiang Rai used to be a monger's wet dream. No longer.

Nearly all the brothels are gone (I never saw a single one anyway), and the bar-beer, beer-bars have only one or two girls in them. And in many cases they won't leave the premises anyway.[/quote]Did you have time to cross the borde into Burma. Do you have valuable information about the action in Tachilek these days? Would appreciate your comment about this important topic.

I just wanted to thank "that asshole" for a great KK report. I've been visiting there for five years and was unaware of many of the places he mentioned. Now I have plenty of new places to check out when I visit next summer.

Opebo. I've always enjoyed myself at Ceasars (see A'holes report below). It's expensive by Thai standards but more classy, fun downstairs and even more fun upstairs. Video porn in the rooms is a plus.

Can't wait for June

XS

[QUOTE=Opebo]Khon Kaen University students are all over the various venues there. Some go to nightclubs, some to the bars and coffeehouses. I've met them before, even on the bus on the way up. But there's no point in pursuing them as they are regular girls and nothing but trouble. Pay for play is much safer and more comfortable.

However if you are young, good looking, a glutton for punishment, and willing to waste more money on drinks/dining than you'ld ever waste on working girls, go for it.[/QUOTE]100% agree with you. Khorat is also a very good place for non pro girls. But not for student girls, for factory girls.

Anyway khon kaen is crap for good mongering, it s better value to seduced university girls.

Visited night market, night club, supermarket and also the khon kean campus. At night many student go to have snack and drink with friends around small lake, bars. It s so easy to have contact with them. Just because they see no farangs in their campus excepted their teachers.

Pisanulok, Thailand 2008 report (Confidential. For sextourists only!)

1. [b]Introduction[/b]

- "Everibody wants to fuck me! They all want to see my tits. They wanna smell my hole. They all wanna poke in my panties. I am the center of the world. I must be god or something. They do everything I tell them to do. They even kill each other if I want them to. Men are just dickheads." - women talking, women thinking.

This is what we made them. This unwholesome monster, totally obsessed with her own importance. I suppose this little report will somewhat dent their overinflated self-esteem. This is about how to fuck them cheap. This is about finding them and seeing them in extremely low status, hardly more than a "fuck-object". It's all available for anyone. See it all for yourself in Pisanulok, Thailand. We can make the rest of the world follow course.

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2. [b]General[/b]

Phitsanulok is a major city, just a few hours of busride north of Bangkok. It has all sorts of entertainment, such as cheap brothels with young fresh meat for 5-700B, streetwalkers for 300B and a couple of soapies for 1000B. Apart from these, university students are available for 1000-1500B.

3. [b]Transport[/b]

Phitsanulok train station is located in the center of town. The bus station is somewhat further out but has good public bus connections. Either local bus line #1 or #6 will take you there for 12B. Local buses leave from next to the market, just a couple of streets from the train station. At the bus terminal they leave from in front of the 24hrs Top Mart store.

4. [b]Food and accomodation[/b]
The town excells in both of these. The nightmarket near the railway is spectacular and there is another smaller one at the river. Hotels and guesthouses all over town 100-500B/night.

5. [b]The meat[/b]

Your choices are the following:

1. Karaokes at the bus station
2. Soapie massages at Salubi and Rajapruk hotel
3. Brothels of Lang-Long + Kondo for 5-700B/pop
4. Streetwalkers near the river 30B/pop
5. Uni students for 1500B/pop
6. Plus there could be more. If you find some let us know. But please keep it confidential. This is highly secret information! Please keep it among us. Evil is always watching and ready to make trouble. Don't forget that we are the "deprived" class of the world. Our situation is not our fault but those of the "depriver". Men are just poor, innocent victims of an evil feminist world-rule.

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*Arriving in Phitsanulok soon you willnotice the many-many single white men in town. Makes you wonder, why? The reason becomes clear if you look around a bit.

[b]Meat factory (of another kind)[/b]

There are lots of tuk-tuk always at the train station. I carefully looked around for one young, horny boy. One that would know all the best places for a root or more. We agreed on 250B all night fee. It's a bit much but this is a large town, prices higher than elsewhere. Our first stop was not far, just behind the large "meat-factory" in the centre of town. Some also call it a "hospital" but I think my phrase describes it more accurately. This is where the two-legged sheep get slaughtered by white-coat butchers, all for the cause of humanity and love. But of course the real reason is "cash", as always. And their own stupidity.

[b]Good selection[/b]

Arriving at the end of a narrow street I was to select from about 6-7 females. To my surprise from quite high quality really. All young, pretty and Thai. I picked one with a very cute slim body, about 20 years. Her performence was simply friendly and submissive although not spectacular. But good enough. Cost 600B plus 50B tip. Room nice, spaceous and clean. This is apparently called the "Condo".

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[b]Fuck in the wardrobe[/b]

Our next stop was another complex, namely "Lang-Long" (or similar). Not too far. Again many young pretty Thai girls. For 500B/pop. Even though she was spectacularly cute, I was too worried to take the 17 yo one. Instead chose another slightly older, around 20. Very attractive indeed. Especially for this cost. The room itself was a joke. Rather like a smallish wardrobe. Much worse than the Cambo fuck-boxes. And she was living there. Wow, that's great! A deprived woman at last! With all her clothes in the corner. Well, there wasn't a corner, as the single bed took up all the place. So they were hanging from the ceiling in the corner, so to speak.

[b]Deprived girl[/b]

Considering the current worldwide over-valuing of females, I am always impressed when seeing one (especially a pretty one) in poor circumstances. So this one was a definite turn-on. But our "wardrobe" received good lighting from one strong bulb. The girl indeed was just so beautiful, I was amazed. Her perfect tits popped out of her dress and I kept groping, grabbing them and her ass too (as I always do). She keep telling me to relax-relax ("jai-yen, jai-yen"). But how could I rest locked into a sweaty tiny closed with that amazing young doll? All for just $15 or so. Better deal than Cambodia, and without all the setups and moto-hassles. So, it was a much better session than the previous one, amd even costing less.

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[b]Massage fuck-shop[/b]

Our next stop was a traditional Thai massage shop near the Rajapruk hotel. I started to object that I wanted root and not massage but the boy said that it is also available here. I walked upstairs with my girl of choice. Slim, childless 23 years young, Thai. Cost of massage only 300B. Fuck 1000 more. Cannot negotiate. Too much I thought, so was about to leave. So, I got 100B discount just to show their goodwill. Total cost 1200B. Very pretty girl again. Without all the Pattaya hassles of having to chat them up at the bar. Nice clean room. Unhurried, relaxing time. I took about 1 hour, including the massage. Worth it in my opinion.

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[b]Soapie fuck-joint[/b]

I suspected my driver was picking up commissions all the way so he was very keen to take me further. Our next stop was the Rajapruk Hotel Soapie. Quality so-so, with just a couple of lookers. But the boss was quite unfriendly. He would not listen to what I say and kept telling me in English that the cost was 2000B. I just laughed and left. What a stupid character. Outside my driver was very surprised and even angry, assuring me that service for Thais costed 800-1000B. Anyway, there was another soapie. Some distance away, but we pulled up at the "New Salubi" Massage. Selection about same as at the Rajapruk. Here the boss did not speak English and I got a 1000B deal. All the women seemed mamas but I picked one rather slim and large female. Service somewhat commercial but friendly, efficient and satisfactory. I got to play with her huge bangers in the bathtub under the foam. The bodyrub was great and she sucked very well. A good deal for 1000B.

To be honest I was spent after all this, so opted for returning to the hotel. The rest of the days I kept using the services of this one driver because he was friendly and knew all the bits and pieces. Also acting as some sort of agent or body-guard and I felt safe with him, better than going alone.

Another night also chatted with some streetwalkers, all 300B each. One looked worth it, the others not so much. They are found at night, like 8pm, in the streets leading to the river from the train.

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Part 2

Some other Pisanulok days

[b]"Run Forest, run!"[/b]

The riverside is quite a relaxing place usually for sunset. I was out for a stroll when one group of schoolgirls got me unaware. They wanted to practice speaking English. Needless to say, I did what was the most sensible thing in this situation: ran away like crazy! They kept wondering, I guess. But we must not forget where we come from: From the Land of the Deprived Minds. You talk with some children, next thing you know is that they take some fotos of you, claiming that you fucked them. Everyone will believe of course and you are in shit. Happened to a thousand others. The dogs are out to get all men. They feed from this present dirt "feminist-fascist" system. We cannot be too careful, at least until more intelligent times arrive.


[b]"I wanna sleep with'ya"[/b]

Feeding on "patongko" and coffee for 22B. Strolling around the river in the cool morning. Taking bus to Sukotai. Conductor mama says the bus goes to the "Old city". BS, in fact only to the bus station. I get so angry that refuse to go any further. Sit there for a couple of hours, surrounded by taxi drivers: "Where you go? Where you go?" Not as bad as Chiangmai yet, but catching up. I pretend to be an idiot, snorting loudly, picking my nose and farting. They leave me alone at least. I read a book, at least the place is quiet.

Evening meeting with the usual driver. One of the other friendly samlo drivers had a question. How to say in English some things, like: "I want to sleep with you", etc. Apparently western backpackers have finally discovered Pitsanulok and the Thai boys are out to get in their panties with some hot Thai chillies. The Thai man was very thankful for the help.

[b]Exciting Uni beauties[/b]

I ask the driver boy about his tuktuk. He bought it used for 100,000 baht and says it is capable of driving at 130km/hr. Hard to imagine as it is nearly falling apart at 60. But who knows.

On this trip we went to the Condo first. Pretty girl, young 20yo, 700B/40 mins. Small tits, nice soft skin. Fuck okay, relaxed. I kept queezing the young girl's tits. Good firm texture. Not saggy. Then we went to look at the bus station karaoke shops. I alone go talking with the boss. He says no ST available here. However my feeling is different. Decide to come back later. My driver and some other group of taxi drivers at the bus station offer me to call some uni students on the phone. I keep looking the women arriving on motorbikes. Is it this one or that one? Finally my driver says: -"This one!" when a girl in blue shirt pulls in. I don't even get the chance to talk with her though. She looks at me and only says: "No." She is off in five seconds. Fuck, but nevermind. The driver-pimps seem a bit embarassed and apologise.

[b]One more try[/b]

Offering to call another. 30 minutes goes and she arrives on a motorbike again. This one is more polite. We negotiate, 1500B for ST, one pop. There are many ST rooms at the bus station, I pay 100 B and we move in. The experience is good. Service not hot but she is trying to please anyway. A bit expensive but still cheaper than a gogo bar. And the girl is decidedly pretty, I can't usually get these at gogos in Pattaya. BTW, at the bus station it seems every driver and miscellaneous employee is a pimp. Even one old mama comes and offers some girl, sitting by her side. Cute enough but I had already spent the money for the day. Interesting town though.

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6. [b]Conclusion[/b]

Pisanulok is not too bad. Beats Pattaya in my humble opinion. The guys are friendly and the women mostly under control. The best part is though that you do your bit to discount the influence of women in the present world. Using them for nothing more than "fuck-stock". That's how it should be. You don't need to fight men here.

Peace is good. Enjoy. Share. Love.

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As I am unable to edit the post any more, I have to make one little correction to the post below: @ point 5.4, the cost of streetwalkers in Pisanulok is 300B/ST (and not 30B). Sorry for the mistype. TA.

Asshole,

So you got fucked by the on-board-bus-mamma?
Next time, take a bus to Tak, it passes through the Old City (but will stop briefly at Suk bus station).
Or, at the Suk bussation, take a songtheaw ride into town, jump off at the bridge, catch a songtheaw for Old city and get off only when you see the park's entrance.
Rent your bicycle there and enjoy.

PS In general you pay too much for the street stock. most go for B200, but some are worth the extra B100.

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Pisanulok, Thailand 2008 report (Confidential. For sextourists only!)

1. [b]Introduction[/b]

- "Everibody wants to fuck me! They all want to see my tits. They wanna smell my hole. They all wanna poke in my panties.[/quote]What a great piece of work and valuable intel! TA you're the man! I will add Pisanulok to my list of destinations. Fantastic.

XS

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Pisanulok, Thailand 2008 report (Confidential. For sextourists only!)

1. [b]Introduction[/b]

- "Everibody wants to fuck me! They all want to see my tits. They wanna smell my hole. They all wanna poke in my panties. I am the center of the world. I must be god or something. They do everything I tell them to do. They even kill each other if I want them to. Men are just dickheads." - women talking, women thinking.[/QUOTE]On a site full of great reports, this is one of the best ever!

Of all the ISG members reporting on their various nefarious activities in various divers parts of the world, I must say that my favourite has to be That Asshole with his SShh, don't tell, for sex tourists only efforts. He really tickles my funny bone with those weird, funny, self deprecating and misogynist field reports. They really ought to be collected together and have a seperate section of ISG just for them.

Keep it up mate. Your a star.

P.S. I wonder what nationality you are. Not American or British methinks but maybe Dutch or German. Close?

[quote=gamahucher]of all the isg members reporting on their various nefarious activities in various divers parts of the world, i must say that my favourite has to be that asshole with his sshh, don't tell, for sex tourists only efforts. he really tickles my funny bone with those weird, funny, self deprecating and misogynist field reports. they really ought to be collected together and have a seperate section of isg just for them.

keep it up mate. your a star. [/quote]yes, i agree. the vientiane report in the laos section could be his best work. what should his collection be called? ...'that asshole's skid marks'..? ...'on the shit trail with that asshole'...? come on opebo, help us out here. there's a grape gatorade in it for you if you come up with a good name.

Mahasarakam, Thailand 2008

"Naked woman dancing before the world. And the world follows it as if hypnotised. Even to oblivion." The author believes that no man can think about women objectively and rationally. Except for the sex-tourists. Only we cannot be controlled by sex any more. Plerase join us and become free of sexual oppression.

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1./ General

Most of us maybe would not consider Mahasarakam as a top sex-tourist destination. (Calling it sex-capital was just a joke). It is quiet, out of the main Thai sex areas. However it still has some things to offer. First of all friendly locals. On top of that good food, comfortable and affordable accomodation and some unspoilt scene. But has meat too as you will see.

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2./ Travel, accomodation, food

Possibly Konken is the easiest approach to start from. Frequent buses run the 1 1/2 hour trip. Every half an hour from the old bus station (north edge of town centre). The comfortable aircon bus costs 50 B, the ordinary a little less. The Mahasarakam bus station is right in the town center. It is small, grotty and disorganized but does the job. It is right next door to the Lotus shopping area and walking distance to a number of hotels (80-300-800B range). The night markets are also adjacent. Well, this is a small town, everything is central.

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3./ The "meat"

Arriving a bit early, spent the time looking at some grotty wats in town. Bought a few bottles of Archa beer and that whiled the afternoon away. The evening market is good enough with a good selection of food and managed to buy some very tasty garlic sausages as well as a plate of seafood curry. Total cost of $1.50 or less. Following that, joined up with one friendly moto driver for the night to take me "sight-seening". There are many of the usual uniformed drivers at any time of night or day.

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Surprisingly, our first stop was just a couple of steps away from the bus station, right across the canal on th north side. There one lone but quite pretty young girl "waiting". Her offer was 500B for ST. The driver said there were more around the streets. But I wanted to see some brothels first where I can choose from a number of them in one place. We rode north again, past the clocktower on the second street, arriving at "Mahasarakam Hotel" (only sign in Thai). There first I inquired about the rooms, just to get the chance to look around. Starting at 80B for the night or ST, same price. The "girls" available weren't really girls at all. All being in their 40's or 50's and heavily painted but nice and friendly. ST pop just 300B, including the room!

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I mean they were very ugly but not uglier than many at the soi Yoksad in Pattaya or on the Beach Road. Before deciding, I just wanted to look a bit more so we went to the "Samakdi Hotel" (sign Thai only), quite nearby, just opposite the wat. Here we had a laugh as I had already passed this place during the afternoon stroll and noted that it must be a brothel for sure. The painted women inside remembered me of course and wanted to do an ST. Same prices as at the other place. To me the girl on the street looked a lot better than any of these so we went to look for her. She was still (or again?) there. Actually looked quite okay. Surely had kids but still young, about 25. We took advantage of the Samakdi Hotel's cheap room offer for 80B so the total bill came to 580B.

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My driver being a little bit strange looking but very friendly chap, insisted that he would find me more girls. After consulting with some more moto drivers, they offered to call a real part-timer university student. (There are two universities in town). We were to wait for her on the street. I waited a bit but really did not want to spend another 1000-1500B for a fuck, so I apologised and instructed my driver to return to the hotel. Paid him 120B for all his service.
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4./ Conclusion

Certainly, Mahasarakam is no sex capital of the world. But it has it's own charm, it is quiet, peaceful, friendly and made for an interesting night out.

There are no backpackers, no mad crowds and no arrogant western women.

In my opinion, (I have to say again) that it beats Pattaya for fun and adventure any day. The sex is besides the point but it is the journey that makes for the important part. Of course we also get the sex bit but only as a spice, so to say. As a side trip after Konken, I would recommend a visit to Mahasarakam.

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end Mahasarakam sex-capital report 2008. No map this time.

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[quote=fivebahtwiz]yes, i agree. the vientiane report in the laos section could be his best work. what should his collection be called? ...'that asshole's skid marks'..? ...'on the shit trail with that asshole'...? come on opebo, help us out here. there's a grape gatorade in it for you if you come up with a good name.[/quote]good call fbw. i'll throw in a can of archa beer. 'that asshole hits the road', 'taking it up that asshole'. the man a legend in his own lunchtime and needs the recognition he deserves.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Of all the ISG members reporting on their various nefarious activities in various divers parts of the world, I must say that my favourite has to be That Asshole with his SShh, don't tell, for sex tourists only efforts. He really tickles my funny bone with those weird, funny, self deprecating and misogynist field reports. They really ought to be collected together and have a seperate section of ISG just for them.

Keep it up mate. Your a star.

P.S. I wonder what nationality you are. Not American or British methinks but maybe Dutch or German. Close?[/QUOTE]Nobody beat Freeler and (before) skinless. Since 2002 I follow their itinerary, advices and address. I never regrets it.

I have respect for" that asshole" and "obepo". They do their best providing maps. But the prices they gived are too expansive for an isaan bonk in the middle of isaan. I always follow asked the" freeler prices" in isaan and never get problem to have it.

How you can paid 500 baths a St when you get the same for 200 or 300 baths in Bangkok or Pattaya?

So don t forget Freeler in your list.

My last visit a few weeks ago to Khon Kaen was the best ever. Khon Kaen has more nightlife than before. The best spot to find a short time (or long time) girl is at the farang bars.

Eric's bar.

Many girls (no bar girls) were there. There was a large group of Germans who were working on a paper factory. It attracted many girls from outside to get some part of the action (money). All guys had their fun and there were many girls to choose from.

Leo's bar.

Was a little quiet. But the bar girls were willing and you could arrange a short time after the bar was closed.

Steak house 23.

Here was my luck. One of the waitresses named Jeab (blonded hair and golden tooth) was attracted to me. She was willing to come to my hotel room (Sofitel hotel, best choice) but I had to walk first and she would follow so nobody would find out. She was great (best sex I ever had in Thailand) but after the deed she started talking about her financial problems. She was going to university to study as a nurse and she needed (of course) money. I gave her 1500 bt which made her very happy and off she went in the night. Unfortunately I didn't have chance to stay very long so we met only shortly. I wish I had stayed longer for this gem.

Villa Massage

Prices differ on quality of the girls. I was happy though with all the cheapest girls. All was included in the price.

Ceasars Massage

Comparable to Villa, but better girls and slightly more expensive.

Lily Massage

Good price (1000 Baht for sex one hour) or 300 Baht for massage 2 (?) hours..and then negotiate for sex ended up to 1000 Baht extra for the sex. Nice to spend more time for only 300 bt.

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Sukotai 2008 (Confidential! For sex-tourist only!)

Contents:
#1-3 The BSM background
#4-7 Useful facts about Sukothai town
#8 Sex in Sukothai
#9 BSM

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Some background on Thai sex:

1. Sex is illegal

According to my best knowledge, the running of brothels is illegal under Thai state law. However (as we all know) this is very laxly enforced. One cannot fail to observe that the same is also illegal under British and US law (in most states), and generally very strictly enforced. One must also note that it is in overwhelming majority, the westerners who regularly descend on Asia for sex purposes and not the other way around (even though many Asians could afford it).

2. Fucking is immoral

Since we are men, we try and search the meaning of things (this sets us apart from women). The answer for this quite unique pattern may be derived from the "BSM" fenomena. In the author's opinion understanding "BSM" of Thailand is as important as understanding some of the language. If one is to become a "successful sex-tourist" of any sort.


3. Thai BSM for me the "unworthy"

We (especially our fathers) used to possess BSM values to a great extent however it has been killed out of us. Our world is so much poorer for it. Therefore as above in #1: we seem to crave it and enjoy the benefits of BSM. Even though we are hardly deserving beings. So, I myself a worm, an asshole of the smelliest kind received the great BSM benefits that Thai men created for me. So, sad and unfair. But here is the story of sex in Sukothailand.

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4. Introduction to Sukhotai

Located in close proximity ot Pattaya and Bangkok, Sukothai indeed offers some interesting entertainment apart from the historic ruins. In several ways in fact. Number one: is the large number of blonde backpackers regularly visiting the town. They can be a source of some intersting observations for degenerate old men like us. Number two: is the available ST Thai talent at favorable prices and good service. The scene is not huge. However will keep you occupied for a couple of days or so.

5. General

Sukotai town is one of the main tourist destinations of Thailand. Foreigners are welcomed and the locals are very used to strange, fat, sweating characters like us. English is frequently spoken everywhere. Accomodation is plentiful and cheap. As is quality food and tourist conveniences such as internet service. Yet the town is still blessed with a quiet charm and is nothing like the mad rush of Phuket or Pattaya. A worthwhile visit indeed.

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6. Transport

Sukotai has good transport connections to Bangkok, Pitsanulok and Chiangmai, among others. The Sukotai main bus station is some 2 km out of town. The distance is walkable but it is also easy to catch a samlo (tuktuk) for 30 baht or the local bus for 8B. To visit the historic ruins, you take another transport, one of the frequent large trucks which cost 30B. The distance is about 10 kms. From Bangkok you must go to the Mo Chit bus station to take the bus. However the possible easiest is to approach from Pitsanulok, the nearest large city. Phitsanulok has it's own very lively scene (see separate posting in the Forum about Pisanulok), as well as train connections to Chiangmai and Bangkok. Buses from Phitsanulok run every half an hour to Sukotai bus station.

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7. Food

A smallish night market is near the riverside. However as evening comes, most of the central streets are lined with foodstalls. The selection is good and varied, prices uniformly cheap.

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8. The meat

(Definitions:
>Tuk-tuk/samlo = Thai style three wheeled open-cab motorvehicle.
>ST= Short time fuck, 30-40 minutes
> Baht/B= Thai money, approx $1=B30)

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8.1 1500/2000 B deals (USD $50-65)

While taxis during daytime they are plentiful, at night it may be difficult to find one. The Sukothai samlos are set up in a funny, back-to-front way. So, the passenger sits in a tray in front of the driver, blocking his sight of way. Whoever invented this strange machine? After some search I finally located one lone samlo about 7 pm, near the main bridge that spans the smallish river. We agreed in a price of 100 B (1USD=33B), looking at a couple of girlie places, including his waiting time for me doing a short-time somewhere. First we passed by the karaoke places near the bus station, such as "Buddy karaoke" plus others (signs are in English).

I got off and went to talk with the karaoke-boss while my taxi waiting in the carpark. The doors were already open but no girls arrived yet. They would come after 9pm - I was told. Price of ST is 1500B (expensive!) plus 200 for room nearby. Better might be the overnight 2000B deal - if you can put up with the company of a woman for so long.

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8.2 A cheaper option 400-500 B

To fill out the time until then, we had a look at a cheap brothel, not very far. Called "Po Mo". There is no sign at all and it is set back from the road by a few yards but you might be able to see the pink neon lights from outside. One young Thai boy, about 25, standing watch at the gate. They had 2 cages inside. What? Women in cages? Yes, I had to confirm. And female forms sitting inside under the bright pink light.Indeed they were being displayed somewhat like a circus or zoo-show.

Now, that's amazing! And these resembling the proud, big-mouthed females that we see at home every day. Same two tits, one big mouth (open non-stop), one hole above the wheels. All a complete woman. Yet here they are caged. I would walk a thousand miles (who wouldn't) just to see one caged woman under pink bright lights. And here were many! This contrast hit me with elementary force and I couldn't stop enjoying it.

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8.3 Great free show

It was funny to see them in that position.. I kept telling to myself - "Wow, women in cages, sitting on red plastic chairs. Something like a very low class soapie. Funny, hehehe". I kept laughing. Good start for a fuck. But when I inquired I was informed that they actually let them out. The door was unlocked. And yes, some new ones kept coming soon. Now that's sad, but can't have it perfect. It was good enough anyway. And the ones inside weren't that good looking anyway. Just oldish, fat, painted Thai women. (To see the real proud good-looking white females in cages, now that would be a real great show.)

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8.4 Outside the cage

Plus apart from these, some more sat on a small bench in the back of the court. Nearly all quite used, not really young and all surely with kids. However the price is okay, just 500 B/ST.

I asked the boy/boss if had any women with no kids yet. In fact it was a good idea to ask, turned out he had two. I picked one that looked quite pretty to me. Around 25 years, slim, somewhat wildish face, with tattooing on arms. Also she appeared drunk which is a definite turn-on. (She gonna be a crazy fucker). After this, I was asked to pay the money up front. I felt hesitant to give the money first but I figured loosing $16 is not such a big deal. As it was fun already just being there. Of course we would pay that much for just a couple of beers back at home.

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8.5 Holy "virus" show - for free

Next I was to observe some more cultural behaviour and thoroughly interesting food for thought. I paid with a 1000B Thai bill. The boy lifted the large grey money up to his forehead, up-and-down, up-and-down, started praying at the front door with the money in his hand, bowing several times (to an invisible spirit, I had to guess).

If you've been to Thailand before, may have noticed that they also do this at beer-bars, gogo bars, especially if you are the first customer for the day. The thinking of these people is not quite the same as ours, as you might already suspected that much. Their "real" world is full of spirits and other invisible yet powerful forces.

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8.6 Who "knows" what?

Which you already "know" that don't really exist. The word "know" I put in the quation mark for a good reason. Because this boy also "knew" that the spirit was actually there. And you "know" that aids, influenza, etc is caused by invisible warrior bacterias, viruses and other "evil" characters. Funny to observe all these humans "knowing" all sorts of different and opposing things of which they never actually seen but know of from hearsay. The funniest is when they fight over their "beliefs" and even kill each other because someone believes in different things.

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8.7 Treat for deprived minds

Anyway, getting back to the brothel scene. While waiting for my change I chatted a little bit with my chosen girl. While the others seemed quite plain (the least), she looked quite attractive. Slim, pretty. All for the same price. Me, the smelly, deprived asshole about to grope those fresh 25 year young tits? Now that seemed an exciting proposition for an ugly fat wanker who never had a GF in his entire life. Eventually got my 600B change delivered and we walked to her sleeping room.

8.8. Playing with tits and nipples

Three large empty bottles of beer in the corner were the sure sign of her drunkenness. The room rather smallish and dark but not extremely dirty. (Seen a lot worse over the years). Although they surely wouldn't change the sheets after every fuck. No way. More like once a month or so. Next I helped to take off her black bra. Nice hot tits underneath, with big meaty brown nipples. I started sucking on those right away in an instant. We both totally naked played a bit first, rubbing against her hot young flesh. Would have made hard even the dead. Then to may dismay, she started laughing: "Is that your dick? Why so small? I thought farang had big cocks. Hehehehe, huhuhu." She kept comparing my miserable withered pencil to her little finger. She was drunk, wild and thoughtless.

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8.9. Where is the "stop-button" ?

I told her the truth that a big pig bit off half of it when I was still a small kid. Then she laughed again, saying that - "You shouldn't put your things into pigs' mouths, hehehe". Ah well, too late now to contemplate about that. The root was pretty hot and good, lasting for about 30 minutes. In fact I had enough and even too much. Once I get my 25 strokes my job is done, one fuck-point more. No reason to work harder. But she wanted to keep going all the time. I ended it all by pulling on my pants. Then she kept reaching into my pants to get it out again. Anyway, finally she went to wash up a bit. All in all I got good value. 500B plus taxi 100B, total 600. Cheaper and a lot more fun than Pattaya. Good, unwashed, drunken fuck. (Well, me too was drunk as usual, anyway. Thai whisky is cheap.)

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Next day I returned alone, without a taxi. The distance is walkable, 10 minutes from town centre. The street is well lit all the way. Near the Ruan Thai Hotel. This time as expected, the price dropped to 400 B. Not wanting to do the same one I had to choose something of a lesser quality but still okay. By the way the Ruan Thai Hotel has a big swimming pool. You can just order some food or beer and watch the (near) naked, big-titted blonde Scandinavian backpackers frolicking in the water all day. The show is free.

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9. Conclusion: (My observations)

So, what on earth is BSM?

As you would fairly guess, BSM stands for "Big Smack Man". That is the Thai man. Small in size, small in the cock. But big at the "smack". Females here don't meet many western men. So, they assume us the credit that our brown Thai brothers have earned. As mentioned earlier at #1, it is not often that Thai brothels are bothered by the state(as long as they pay some little tea-money). They are accepted as a necessity. Neither is it often that a Thai man harassed for rough handling of females. Be it his wife, girlfriend or a pro. It is also seen as a necessity. To avoid big troubles.

It would be foolish to undermine men's authority by chasing BSM. Prosecuting Thai men for a bit of BSM behaviour would make all other Thai men look fools. Fools earn no respect. Neither do they deserve it. Consequently, allowing BSM to flourish earns respect for all Thai men. It is not often that a Thai female would provoke a man. Therefore a little BSM training avoids serious assaults and conflicts on the long term. How wise the Thais are. And we also get the credit. And the service that comes with it.

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PS: The carver asshole

After the second successful fuck, I started to carve some letters in the brick pavement in front of the brothel. The Thai boy curiously inquired what I was writing. "B.H.S.S.S.C". I explained to him that it means: "Big heroes suck superman's smelly coke." See it, it is still there. If you have the time, please complete it with this: "U.W.F.M" - Ugly wankers f*%$ m^@t. "

We do, we do. So, why fight? We need to be no superheroes. Just learn from the Thais instead. Respect we can only earn together. Without the support of other men we all look like fools before women.

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End Sukotai 2008 BSM report
(sorry no map this time. But it's a small town.)

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Can anyone tell me the truth about Hua Hin re girls bars prices.

Also, the town itself compared to Phuket (especially the Rawaii area)

[quote=briganza]can anyone tell me the truth about hua hin re girls bars prices.[/quote]

let's face it, a bargirl is a bargirl and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. huahin's "prostitution" is very tame however there are a lot of bars on soi binthabaht and soi selakam. lots of bargirls, cheaper drink prices and a lot of ladies ready to screw you for 500st.
there are no gogo bars but you can find [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s for a quick bj.
all the action revolves around 3 streets.

a soapie can be found on soi 64 (called the diamond pub), prices are 1,800 for ugly girls and 1,500 for old ugly girls, i tried it twice and was very disappointed by the below par service and attitude.

also, not all oilies are "p4p' and most times the girls are too shy to ask you if you want a "special". if you want something, better to ask for it.

[quote]also, the town itself compared to phuket (especially the rawaii area)[/quote]

huahin is very laid back, no good beaches (except if you go to khrao takiab, 5km away) but amazing for golf: 10 golf courses within 30 minutes of the city center.
lots of fun to be had in huahin and i find the local expats very approachable and nice to hang out with. great restaurants, nice outdoor bars, great hotels.

however, in my opinion, huahin is not really "thailand" for the tourist, if you want boardwalks, great seaviews, nice beaches, very busy nightlife then phuket is better.

Nicfrenchy,

Thanks. Have been to Thailand 6 times and covered many areas but "wife" wants to try Hua Hin and I get an extra week ALONE! Hence questions. We are renting a villa with pool so will travel to sight see around area. Villa is only 5 mins away from town centre so easy reach for the fun!

Realised not as Phuket but I rarely went to Patong as Rawaii area gave me everything I wanted without the hassle of Patong.

Will add report when I come back in the new year.

Hi,

Does anyone know of any spots for mongering in Sukhothai?

Or happy-ending massage places?

Thanks,

Krum

[QUOTE=Krum Lov]Hi,

Does anyone know of any spots for mongering in Sukhothai?

Or happy-ending massage places?

Thanks,

Krum[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=736869&postcount=1034[/url] You must be blind... this was just 4 posts below yours

udonthani 2008 report (secret sex-information / only for serious sex-tourist)

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[u]contents[/u]

1. introducing udon
2. transport
3. accomodation, food, miscellaneous info
4. the udon sex scene
5. some sexy stories
6. conclusion

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1. introducing udon

three words appropriately describe udon (by full name udonthani): one great city. it is just fantastic. so easygoing, convenient, modern and yet friendly - even to westerners. lacking most of the crowds and pollution of central thailand. apart from all that, udon has a great sex-scene and a lot to offer to the serious sex-tourist who does not want to lick feet to women.

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2. transport

2.1/ (please do not confuze udontani with ubon rachatani which is another great thai city). udon is located 560 kms north from bangkok, near the thai-laos border. it is a large and important thai town and trading post. therefore, conveniences and transport connections are extensive. udon is the second last stop on the bangkok-nongkai railway line. overnight sleeper trains are one comfortable way to the capital. railway station is walking distance to town center, nightmarkets and many hotels.

2.2/ udonthani has two bus stations. the old bus station is in the center of town, just opposite the big robinsons shopping center (across from the farang bars). the new one is outside the bypass ringroad, at the end of #6, 7, 14 public bus routes. these two has services all over thailand.

2.3/ apart from the above, there is a bus stall at the rangsina market (near tesco lotus s/c) where the buses to nongkai/ (town nearest to lao border) leave from. you can reach this by #6 public bus.

2.4/ local transport in udon is by the usual "songtaew" (see ubonrachatani posting for more on songtaew) and the flat fare is 8b/trip.

tuk-tuk and motorcycle taxis are also available for hire, all day and even late at night.

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3. accomodation, food, etc

3.1/ just a few steps either from the railway or the old bus station you will find a large variety of hotels, 200-1000b (1usd$=33b). some farang bars also rent out rooms. many westerners have made udon their permanent home and monthly rentals are easy to find. rates are very favorable when compared to bangkok or pattaya.

3.2/ "amazing variety" probably describes udon's night food markets, being possibly some of the best in thailand (konken, pisanulok also recommended). western food is available in many of the farang bars ("farang" means: frenchman, but commonly used for all westerners). location is marked on map below.

3.3/ other things to do: old men like to feed stray animals. you can feed plenty of fish at the central nong prajak lake plus other lakes in town. the surrounding parklands are not quite up to western standards but nice enough for a stroll when the sun sets.

3.4/ quite good free maps are available from the tourist office near nong prajak or from the farang bars (marked on map below). it lists lots of other things you can do while in town.

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4. the sex scene

4.1 nice brothels: one thing you will notice soon in udon is the large number of single western men. makes you wonder why? having called it "great city" is justified again in this aspect as "noble sex-tourist gentlemen" like us, are well catered for. when times are good (usually) there are many cheap st (short-time) brothels costing 3-400b/pop with young, beautiful girls. this is when "nice people" rule. occasionally the "antisex- perverts" step in and then it goes quiet for a while.

then picks up again. there are two main st areas. not wanting to destroy the fun (because we like udon so much), it is suggested that you ask the nice gentlemen that gather at the farang bars for exact locations. i know they are well known anyway, but still better the perverts not able to say: -"this report said that." sure you will find them. or a taxi can take you but then they charge a little more, like 100b or so.

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4.2 the "soapies":

(for a thorough explanation of what a soapie is and about the service, you can consult the posting in - bangkok/massage parlours/post on jan 9.2008, by the same author. it has lots of useful info). udon used to have three but at present only two big ones are open." vimanmen" is attached to the udon hotel and "oscars" to the charoensri palace hotel. both are good, large with many young attractive females and service is usually good.

prices range from 1300 to 1700 baht for a 90 minute session ($40-50). while chiangmai soapies are well known for bad service and overcharging farangs, udon is famous for excellent attitudes and reasonable prices. well worth a look. remember, at a soapie you always win a prize. no competition with other men. it is happy and peaceful. (soapies are also on the map below).

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4.3 karaokes: some provide st sex apart from singing. please ask the nice farang gentlemen again. this report will not detail these, as it is mostly thai scene.

4.4 streetwalkers: can be found at night around the night markets/ train station and the street leading to it. usually older women, prices are cheap, 2-300b/pop (about $7-8 usd).

4.5 farang bars: the usual hostess/barfine theme that you may alrady know from pattaya. this report will also not detail these, simply because the writer has not much experience with them (and does not recommend them either). for the better looking females here you must compete with younger, more handsome men than yourself. and being old, charmless and impoverished you most likely will lose. while on the other hand at the brothels and soapies everyone wins a prize, everyone gets a fair go. it is "happy sharing for all". and don't have to chat with women too, saving the brain-damage. not agreeing with this is fine. it's is only the writers humble opinion.

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part 2

5. some lovely udon sex stories

after arrival and checking in to the hotel first thing i ventured to examine the situation at "soi fai dung". the name describes it all, it's quite a "dung-heap" of a place but at least the prices are cheap. it's one small lane running off wattanuwong street. easy walking distance to the robinsons (charoensri) shopping center. exact location again the nice farang gentlemen can show you. i intentionally did not put it on the map because:

reason #1= i doubt that any of these joints pay tax. therefore they are not really legal. here shows the dirt of this hypocrite system again (in any country, not especially in thailand): by making it illegal, sex-trade is being pushed underground. taken out of the hands of honest businessmen and given to the dogs, the maffia to run. who keep it open by bribing the cops. therefore of course tax is not, and cannot be paid. legalizing it, would cut into the cops' bribes. therefore they swear that it is evil and must not be legalized at any case. did somebody mention drugs? anybody notices the similarity between the two stories?

reason #2= because most (but not all) of the girls are practically illegal workers, lao citizens. so, another reason to at least not put it on maps. it is good for us in a way, that at least they are young and cost very little. a thai hooker of similar quality would cost the earth, several times the price charged here. i know everyone knows where they are. but still, shouting it in their faces like this is rude. let's be subtle like thais. we came to root and not to offend. because we are the "poor deprived men" of the evil western femifascist rule. it's not our fault. but we are otherwise nice and sensitive, aren't us?

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soi fai-deng area (means "red light):

this is pretty much the lowest class of brothels in udon. rooms are totally crappy, dirt and rats everywhere. also quality of merchandise on display is lower than elsewhere. therefore st only costs 300b/pop which is a reasonable deal. one exception is the house right on the corner which maintains higher standards with nice rooms and quality girls. here also the service is reliably good. however on this occasion i just wanted to see what was available in the other houses.

[u]one really dirty fuck[/u]

one elderly woman waves me in from the street "girl, girl?". okay i follow her inside some claustrophobic corridor of plywood. she opens the rooms one by one. each one has one girl inside, all a bit heavy but young enough, 20-25 years. one looks allright, not as fat as the rest and has something special: extra sized mammaries! hadn't had those for a while, sort of elusive commodity in this country. or at least rare on a slim girl. so i choose that one. old mama demands 400b. i protest, pretend to leave, deal is off. usually they charge here 300b. so finally we agree in 350.

the price could have gone up, i couldn't be sure. still it's just $11, nearly same as cambodia. i have to say again that these rooms are totally offputting. the dirt, the smell and it lacks all privacy with huge holes on the walls, the girls taking videos by their handphones of the others fucking. on top of that, in this one the walls sort of fall short of the ceiling and the other girls sitting on top of it, spectating as we root.

[u]amateur video shot[/u]

and taking videos of course. i don't mind it as much but my girl is very determined to turn all the lights off. i don't let her to do that, so then she pulls one very dirty blanket over us as we fuck. that thing really stinks so i fight to throw it off. so we sort of struggle in a friendly way but this does not stand in the way of a good root. even makes it more interesting in a way. i hear the other girls giggleing next door as they play back the video.

saying: look farang does this and that. it's kind of spooky but that just ads some spice to this pop. i guess all is on the videoclip, the bj, the titty sucking, the doggie, etc. forget to check the quality though, as i tip my girl 50b ($1.50), quickly dress up and leave. not going too far, just to the corner knocking shop, the good one. here the cost is 400b, not negotiable and it is worth it. these are actual rooms with clean bathrooms, real walls, no "peeping-toms". two young girls sit in a nice clean lounge in very civilized surroundings, watching some film on tv.

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[u]young beauty[/u]

one black, one pink, and one blue, by dresses. i tell the boss that i want the pink one (sort of nice color). we must pay up front here, so i give the boss 400b. we move in to her room. total luxury when compared to the previous one. strong fluoro tube gives excellent light and she is relaxed to have it on. nice, smiley young girl, just 20 years. fresh from the rice farm, unspoilt, keen to please and respectful to men. i quite like the attitude. we chat a bit while she unceremoniously undresses, putting all her garments on one chair and sitting there naked within a minute.

not even shy. her casualness is so sexy, like dealing with some friend and not a customer. just to see that naked, perfect white young woman sitting there i get quite hard in one instant. she can see it through the pants and laughs at it. then i quickly throw off all my clothes in a hurry and start fucking her like crazy. no warm-ups, nothing just one mad hot fuck and she reacts very well getting into the action. this is good shit, totally excellent service for $12 or around. i fail to shower again, i figure that will do it in the soapie at next stop. i look at my watch and notice with surprise that i only was in for about 20 minutes. and that includes the dressing time, etc. wow a real quickie, but good.

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[u]fishbowl soapie root[/u]

the vimanmen soapie massage at udon hotel is not too far, just 10 mins walk. (if you want to know what a "soapie" is and more about the service: bangkok/massage parlours/ jan9, 2008 posting offers more complete information). i walk in, papasan comes around soon. price is 1500b (usd$46) for 90 minutes session. the lineup just 6 today, but it's still early. i pick a young one, fresh faced, very slim and youthful. have the feeling that she would refuse service. just too shockingly beautiful for an ugly old idiot like me. but instead to my surprise she gives a big smile as papa calls her out by number from the fishbowl.

while she lets the water running in the bath we cuddle together on the bed as the aircon is totally freezing. i suggest to turn it off but it is central and cannot. she is wearing a childish very short pink dress, most likely designed to drive old men crazy. despite the cold i undress the cutie, noticing how perfect the little fragile body is. totally schoolgirl like, even has the tooth braces.

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[u]tiny "chinese" puss[/u]

165 cms and just 40kgs. chinese style almond eyes and lovely oriental face. for the next 20 minutes i spend playfully splashing around in the warm water with little naked kitty. here they don't have the "body-massage" as in pattaya or had yai. but instead i move to the large bed and keep watching as she stands up in the bath, soaps up her perfect catbody and then showers. then drying off and she joins the party on the bed. she starts rooting on top then we take turns. i don't enjoy the sex as much as the show she puts on.

very playful and funny. she lies on her shoulders, hips high in the air while receiving a huge spermshot. fuck, such a sexy kitten, would make mad even a snowman. she is dangerous. good entertainment for the night, worth the cost, less than $50 for this one (a months salary of a cambodian or lao worker, maybe 1.5 weeks for a thai. kind of waste when thinking like this).

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another "terrible" day in udon

[u]food and other fun things[/u]

food-hunting is one of the more interesting part of travelling on thailand. trying to find something exciting every time. as with pussy hunting, it does not always work out perfectly. bought some good looking salad at the nightmarkets, with black sliced eggs on the side. first bite and some strange feling. fire. but not chillies. it's fucking salt! it's saltier than salt, some strange thing. maybe they normally eat this in small portions with rice? luckily also bought some sausages and fruit so did not stay hungry. after this program, spent the next time frame with "beggar-hunting". usually i like to allocate some (very small) amount for beggars every day.

but in laos ther are not many beggars and the kanbo beggars are so agressive that i made it a point not to give, quite a bit accumulated in the "beggar-fund". while the kanbo beggars touch you and pull you, the thai beggars are really nice and polite, just sitting there quietly and humbly. you would feel bad not to give. i admire humbleness in everyone as the highest virtue. these thais have so much culture that we cannot understand.

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[u]our future: old age and death[/u]

luckily found quite a few friendly beggars around the markets. finally coming across old thai papa, about 100 years in age, sitting next to a telephone booth, trying to make cigarettes from the butts he found on the street. he owned a guitar sort of musical instrument with strings. made from a shapeless, dilapidated wooden box sort of thing. i felt so close to him. it could be any of us. we will never be children. we will never be women. but we will be very old, fragile, helpless papas like this fine old thai gentleman. this is us, projected in the future.

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another great lie of the feminists is that "children are our future". it is obviusly total rubbish. it just over-stresses their own female importance. truth is: we will never be children again. our future is "old age and death". everybody's future. even the childrens' future. it is worthless to put the children in such high esteem while neglecting the truth of "old age and death". children can have their time when thy grow up and grow old. they haven't worked for anything yet. while reflecting on this i could not resist walking into the 7/11 shop and buying old papa one pack of thai made krongtip smokes. it's good strong shit. (but does not cause cancer or anything bad). he unbelievingly accepted it, as if it was like christmas for him or something.

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marathon fucking action:

[u]challenge: 5 fucks in 2 hours. possible?[/u]

today i decided to start at the adulyadet street brothel complex. here the quality of "merchandise" varies but rooms are generally acceptable. the plan was to beat in 5 points if i possibly could. i gave myself 2 hours for this. is it possible? #1>the first one was a tall, slim 20yo. ugly face but beautiful white body plus very slim. while i rooted she did nothing except watching the ceiling with a neutral expression. but i could turn her into every position like the inflatable porn-doll that we buy at the sex-shop, with the batteries and vibrating vagina.

i quite like those, have a few at home. for this price who could complain, it is all good. you cannot please everyone, so you have to please yourself. i had a good time, her good time is up to her. i always wondered if they still get wet when they don't enjoy it. so i sucked the lovely nipples and caressed the hole. she did get wet!

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[u]they must like it![/u]

so, either they get wet no matter, or she actually liked it. must have because i am "sexy man" - so they say in pattaya. anyway, it was interesting and a beautiful body. next i went to the end of the street to the house with the restaurant. all exceptionally pretty here. as usual, i chose by color of dress. i say "red". girl says no. then i say "blue". this one says no again. what da fuggg going on here? the manager starts apologising "sorry, sorry". then brings me one fat chick, to root that one. ridiculous, they have no manners here.

need some serious training to teach them respect for people. anyway doesn't matter, walking just a few meters again the next one is great. #3>tiny short haired girl, very cute very sexy and willing to please. lots of kissing and cuddles, so affectionate like a little puppy-dog. i liked this one. out on the street again, young thai boy pulling me into his shop "have a look sir!"

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[u]tall beauty "goldmine-owner"[/u]

wow, they have some good ones here! i say "black!" #4> papa points, the girl in black dress gets up. wow, so tasty looking. tall, slim, total beauty with great face. just made for deranged old wankers to sperm inside her fur lined pinky hole. one injustice of the world is that women are rich even when they don't have money. they can always pay for food, shelter and kindness even if they are broke. while if a man doesn't have money he is lost, broke, finished.

so, now my pretty girl is just about to mine out another $10 from her unlimited goldmine. interesting thoughts. we go to the room. i take off her bra. wow, great tits, great body, all great. she does nothing. i get to discover where the money is, by inserting a probe into her goldmine. then continuing the exploration pulling out the probe and reinserting rhythmically. finally i feel that i got it. suck it up by the end of the probe. exploration succesful. "where is the money?" -she asks. i search myself all around. where has it gone?

finally i find it. it was in my pocket! came out of the goldmine, through the probe, then landed right in my left pocket." - i explain her in broken thai. not sure if she understands.

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[u]born with $1000,000[/u]

"where is the tip?" -she asks. i search the pockets. - "i don't know! maybe i should insert the probe again? i could find it in there. " - i answer, pointing to the "magic-hole" between her legs. she just waves annoyedly goodbye. anyway, she found another $10 in there. there is a lot more, for sure. even millions and millions and millions. what was this? number4? i desperately try to remember. maybe i should do one more. hardly any time left, just like 15 minutes from the 2 hours. so, desperately i wander into the nearest house, point to the nearest hooker.

pay the cash, move to room, quickly, quickly, undress, take off bra, panties, oh just 5 minutes left, hurry, hurry. girl does not seem to understand why to hurry. i have no time to explain. put dick inside, pull, push, pull, push, 25 times. time is up, watch starts beeping. exactly at that moment gate opens and girl's warm hole gets even hotter from the shot of sticky sperm. fuck, i won! what di i win? i don't know. it was sort of just an idea, what if, is it possible to beat in five fuck-points in two hours? yes, sure it seems. little bit of a rush though. i feel tired, time for a beer or two.

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udontani sex

part3

second last day in udon

today food-hunting was good. found some little banana leaf basket with fish and bamboo shoots inside, all steamed. totally delicious! searching for an empty chair, asking the mature thai man opposite if i can sit down. he just waves his hand: "yes". next he looks at my food with wide eyes, saying something like -" ahhargnnn neeeh arghlaii, neeeeh arghgh???" it downs to me that this thai man actually cannot speak thai very well. so i ask where on earth he came from. says: japan. funny, looked totally thai, that thai-chinese type.

[u]hunting in group + farm info[/u]

he could speak a little thai, a little english and a little indonesian (used to have indo gf) so we could communicate a bit. of course he was here for the chicken too. usually prefering indonesia though for travel, as i found out. he thought that the price here for st was 800b, that is what they charged him. i offered to go together next time and maybe we can get it cheaper. so, we walked down to adulyadet street and he got laid for 400b. i chose a young lao babe, pink dress this time. my friend had the blue. my girl was very pretty, but inexperienced.

good natured though, smiley and sweet. surely a winner for this price. so easy, just point and pick. no need to chat them up. i like this very much. afterwards we cuddled for a while and i got some fascinating insights into lao agriculture. like that the price of a buffalo is $600 (well maybe a price winning one), buffalo have one kid per year, people don't usually drink buffalo milk, etc. these things are good to know, and i was glad for having this sweet girl, who also very pretty. my jap friend came out too and we made some plans for the next day going to soapie together.

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[u]****-feeding = fish feeding[/u]

next day:

before soapie, we did what old men usually like to do. feeding the fish. it is great fun, there are just so many of them in there. while doing this, of course we chatted a bit. i seem to get along better with asians. they still have that traditional "chauvinistic" streak in them which i quite like. westerners look at women as equal, which idea does not appeal to me so much. anyway, he said that he had second thoughts about the girl he fucked the night before. she just lay there, looking very sad and desperate. because he was my junior by one year, i decided maybe i can explain him some things to him.

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[u]fish vs. people[/u]

like this: " look at all this fish in this lake. do you ever go fishing? the fish is there to provide us with entertainment. that is their purpose in life. we cannot contemplete about how each fish feels. some we feed, others we eat. it is their life and they serve a purpose. you shouldn't feel bad about that girl. she is the fish. her life is to entertain us. we give meaning to her life which otherwise would have nothing, no purpose. " he seemed to accept this and looked happier afterwards. when you understand it means a lot. the soapie session turned to be a success otherwise. you never know whet is gonna hit you next but this was beyond what i expected.

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[u]great soapie huge-titter[/u]

oscare massage (soapie) at charoensri palace hotel (near the lake). time 8pm, lineup is good, about 15-20 very good looking females on display. they are on sale now or something, all just 1300b each. that seems a pretty good deal as some of them are real knockouts. about 6 thai men already sitting around and mustering them quietly. i decide to act quickly, lest they take the one i like. big tall woman, huge chest. i suspect it is artificial but nevermind, still good. the hole surely is real. "that tall one, the gorgeous on the left with the long hair, number #152" - i tell the boss. so good they have numbers. easier to remember than names. all people all should have numbers instead of names - it sort of dooms to me. hello #546! how are you going mr #4193? what an excellent idea! i shall patent it!

[u]crazy woman, sex-maniac[/u]

here we must pay the monies first before we can root. the boss said this one did not have kid yet. i don't suppose he lied, maybe rather did not know. i take off her clothes and can see the signs. still a big gorgeous young woman though. about 5'8". dwarfing me in her high heels. our room, our little love-nest is sparklingly clean, all white walls with big mirrors even on the ceiling. we chat a bit, feeling each other up on the bed first. looking into her eyes i can see that she is crazy. what is she gonna do? first she complains that cannot find a boyfriend with her height. she has a classical barbie doll like face. barbie hair. barbie eyes. more like farang than thai. real woman sure, real hips, no adams apple, real girls voice. i feel actually glad that her body is not perfect. at least she is more down-to-earth this way.

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[u]60% barbie, 40% human[/u]

nearly human. more like 60% barbie, 40% human. both naked we move to the bath. they have no body-massage service here. i mention it and she quickly finds a solution. using the bath lotion she rubs up her perfect figure and starts sliding on top of me in the bath. paying special attention to the dick, carefully positioning it between her huge bangers. she is playing for joy, i can see. she has a toy and quite forgot about me. the dick is her customer now. this all adds up for a very good sexy rub and a massive hard-on. even in the hot water, i am surprised. her fault. we dry off and position on the bed, under the mirrors.

cat-bath is next program and she gets lost in it. over the chest, arms, legs, back and when getting to the buttocks i call it a stop. but she wouldn't. goes straight for the letter "o". i feel embarassed, but helpless. then i tell her about my extensive anal herpetic lesions, but too late already. not sure she understands.

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[u]maniac porn-fucker[/u]

i knew she would be crazy. now gonna fuck me silly. all the while i keep watching in the various mirrors. the sex is boring, but this is great show. her big body is working hard and lets out lots of scream during the root. after wards we cuddle for a long time plus kiss. they can pretend the affection so well even within this little short session. how much more in real life! and men fall for them like stones. i ask her if ever played in a porn movie, because she would make a good one. she says that not yet, but would like to. sure she is mad, sex-crazed, maniac. unlucky day! her body is great.

[u]my new girl-friend?[/u]

but i can see that she desperately tries to find something to complement about my body. finally says "i like your teeth. they are nice." then while she turns away for a second i take the whole set out and hold it in my palm. moving the teeth up and down as if chewing. she screams freaks out by this, and makes me laugh so hard that i fall off the bed and hit my head (just alittle). this used to be my favorite party-trick in pattaya at the beerbars, hehehe. and the other one is farting to the rhythim of the music. but now i don't have any gas so can't show her my talents. really impressive though, i had practiced it to perfection in pattaya.

so, this night i had been totally spoiled by the service (usual in udon). offered 100b tip. she thanked (a little bit). again i have to confirm, so far the soapie experiences had been some of the best in this country. beats all other types of sexual entertainment. for something like $40, it is cheaper than "free". no foot-licking to women at any time. just good service. udon? highly recommended for all "deprived" men.

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end udontani 2008 report

map attached

Dear TA,
Congrats on another superb report! You're doing all my homework before I visit in August,
Taka
PS: Femifascist...hahaha...I love it and will mention it in front of some feminists. Yeah

Dear that Asshole,

Did you really think the thai local "tamrouat" didn t know where to find brothels like you said. Where do you think they got their extra wage? From gambling, brothels and selling yaabaa by themself.

There are some old report in this forum ever with map showing the brothels street you keep secret they are all in the soi accross "adunyadet street"

Theses place was subject to a lot of police raid during the last 2 years, because 90% per cent of the girl are lao illegal immigrant. Karaoke in the same street provide also girls

Good info about the street hookers, working near the night market and the farang bar.

Many of my thai friend told me some soi accross wattanuwong street has brothels too. But I never find this brothels

Last info I never pay more than 5 dollars a short time in Cambodia. Just the bar girls aksed you more than 10 bucks. Everywhere in local scene you will get it for 5 or ever 3 dollars

But thank for your adventure in Udon.

This place has hundreds of massage shops (some must be naugthy) and also long rows of little outdoors massage pavilions. I'll post some pics later.
I reckon that have the local population here sell stuff including food and the remaining half of the women do massages.
I'm not really checking out the MPs in detail because my GF is here too.

From Krabi airport I would recommend paying extra for a taxi (around 600 baht) instead of airport bus as would save a lot of time in various stops along the way, specially if you have more than one person.

There are quite a number of beaches where you can stay around Krabi, including Ao Nang (“Ao” means bay and “Nang” is a lady) which is a little town. If every 3 shops/stalls we have a restaurant, a souvenier/goods shop, and a massage parlour/spa. I would say that massage ladies out-number the customers.

I have found 2 night-time bar districts here. One is behind other shops on the beachside road. The other is around the corner and up the road a little.
Other beeches around with probably little in the way of bar-girl action are Ao Pai, Ton Sai, Railey (pronounced rai-lay) etc. Most of these are not directly accessible by road. Noparat-Thara is a long beach accessible by road so may have bars and bar-girls.

While walking along the beach at Ao Nang we found many massage Salas (pavilions with no walls). My GF, N was collecting shells and met another woman collecting shell fish (live ones). Lets call her T. T invited us to her and her boyfriend in the evening at a bar. So T is/was a bar girl and comes from Issaan.

In the evening we went to the bar area and eventually found T. She was with her “boyfriend” G who was Hungarian/German and his friend A from Germany. Although A spoke clear English (even when drunk), G was hard to understand. Combination of drunk and a “ding dong”. T asked my GF N for a game of pool. It then became evident that my GF didn’t know what pool was. She thought it related to swimming. She had heard of snooker. But soon N was getting some pool playing lessons from the bargirl T. It was funny the T was about my age (51) and her “boyfriend” was 38. He described her as his mother that looks after him.
So I had to point out that my GF was really like my daughter being a lot younger at only 29.

Apparently girls go for short time here for prices maxing at 1000,but depending on the girl, but are much cheaper near the Krabi town bus station for 300-400.

They invited us to go to the “chilli bar” in the other bars area. In this area there are a few lady boys as well. 2 of them look better than most of the real ladies so the quality in this outpost is not exactly superb. A couple of doable hot sexy girls around though. Some sexy pole dancing going on at one bar. The 2 Issaan ladies decided that they wanted to mor-ram (dance Issaan style). So they went to chat to the bar boss-lady who was Issaan also. I got dragged up to join in the Issaan dancing no doubt looking like a total goose. A gatoey was trying to get me to ring the bell, but I strongly resisted not knowing how many drinks it would cost me.

The bar boss-lady of the “chilli bar” got up and did a very hot pole dance routine. She was probably about 33 but I really fancied her a lot. But seeing my GF was there getting drunk on just 3 margaritas (she normally doesn’t drink at all), I was behaving. So I didn’t even get to find out if she was available.

I won’t bore you all with my various bits of touristy sight-seeing.
My Hotel “La Playa” is supposed to be 4 stars. Although it has a huge swimming pool area, it doesn’t quite reach 4 stars in my own estimation.
The deluxe room size is good. Hot water varies between very hot to not so hot frequently. Swimming pool large. Internet must be payed for and not that cheap. I am using by the hour. Breakfast is just adequate (nothing special). Location is convenient to shops and beach. TV stations limited.
I prefer Livingstone’s Lodge in every respect except that here has a large beautiful garden. But there is nothing I really dislike about here so its quite acceptable.

P.S. The weather has been good. Poured with rain while at Railey Beach but mostly fine.

Mick,

Any views or experiences from the MP's in Krabi?

Need some assistance guys....... I'm heading up to Kanchanaburi on Fri night for the weekend. Only been there one time before and that was just a sightseeing trip. Any tips on places to pick up some night time action ? And yes, I've RTFF but "Kanchanaburi" only brings up touristy stuff.

Thanks in anticipation........... Maaars

[QUOTE=Maaars]Need some assistance guys....... I'm heading up to Kanchanaburi on Fri night for the weekend. Only been there one time before and that was just a sightseeing trip. Any tips on places to pick up some night time action ? And yes, I've RTFF but "Kanchanaburi" only brings up touristy stuff.

Thanks in anticipation........... Maaars[/QUOTE]There is a Karaoke Bar at the Busstation area (SE? ) anyway it is in the same block as where the minibusses to Sangklaburi leave. If ypu go riverside, where all the guesthouses are, there are loads of bars who close pretty early and where you can easy pickup the lady bartender. She will know the bars that seems to be closed but inside action until dawn!

A few yeras back, I have ventured into the backwaters in Kanchanaburi. I remembered I got a moto taxi, and he took me to many very local karaoke brothels. There were so many of them along the railroad track in town.

Some shops are like beer garden style with many young Myanmar and local ladies. Some Myanmar girls were really cute, and these establishments have rooms upstairs, I think one shot is 500-700 or so, just like any southeast Asia brothel houses.

Rooms are very basic, and these are rooms girls live in. Also near the bus station, I remembered there were a few local massages with Myanmar girls, I found a really nice cutie at one of the joints, cost like 500 or so all include. Any moto boy will take you around these shops.

A moto boy also took me to see street walkers near the rail road track after midnite, many Myanmar ladies when I was there a few years back, 500 a shot ST.

We foriegners should stay low key at all these very local joints, better to go with moto boy into the brothel karaokes, just behave well, I think its no problem, these local guys may look at you, but I did not feel any threat.

Hello,

I have received some good advice in the forum and I feel I should contribute with my views.

First of all, I like T.A. reports; well and funny written.

But let us face it, T.A. is an Indiana Jones of sex, a remarkable new Marco Porno Polo looking for the hidden pussy.

Some of the places he describes are simply to low standard to me (and I believe to many others too).

I know Thailand well. I have been to Udon Thani, 1 year ago, and to Khon Kaen just 3 weeks ago.

To put it simple; Neither Udon Thani nor Khon Kaen are to be considered mongering destinations. Can you get girls there? Sure, like everywhere in Thailand but do not waste your time going there just for that.

The Thai brothels T.A. mentions in the Udon Thani post are dirty shacks; I run for cover.

Udon has some Ok after dark activity. Khon Kaen has a very subdued after dark action to say the least.

However, if you must go to UDON THANI or K.K. here are some advice.

Udon Thani.

I stayed at Charoen Hotel with a beauty I med at a shopping mall.

It is a good 4 stars hotel, good value pre-booked in the web (around 1.200 THB ), 100% GF.

Khon Kaen

Central KK is where the 3 main hotels are located: Sofitel, Kosa, Charoen Princess.
The little action to be found is there with some ex-pat bars and restaurants.
I was lucky inn the disco of the Charoen Hotel, but some others Europeans went home empty handed; the young students seems to be very choosy.

I stayed at Kosa (good 4 stars, good value, 100% GF ).; walk-in rate 2200 THB double, negotiated to 1470 THB all incl. You can get it slightly cheaper with pre-booking in the web.

If you are in a budget, Sawadee Hotel (near the market, 200 m from Charoen H. is good value: 400 THB )

The beautiful Isaan girls are to be found mostly in Pattaya and Bangkok.
When I was leaving KK by bus I met a stunner on the bus. I had booked a VIP seat and I had 10 minutes before departure. I managed to change to normal 1st class, arguing that I was too tall to stand in the VIP compartment. I got a refund and I arranged a seat change to seat with my beauty. That was the beginning of a nice adventure in Bangkok.

Take care

Laroche

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Well, I did Kanchanaburi. Place was a bit quiet cuz low season, just full of backpackers. Found the River Kwai Hotel which has a MP right next door. 1600 for 2 hours with a Burmese girl, not bad, 23 yo.
Also tried my luck in the disco next door but think I was too early, band was a crappy young Thai thing that couldnt sing in tune, so decided to call it a night


[QUOTE=Maaars]Need some assistance guys....... I'm heading up to Kanchanaburi on Fri night for the weekend. Only been there one time before and that was just a sightseeing trip. Any tips on places to pick up some night time action ? And yes, I've RTFF but "Kanchanaburi" only brings up touristy stuff.

Thanks in anticipation........... Maaars[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lone Punter]Did you have time to cross the borde into Burma. Do you have valuable information about the action in Tachilek these days? Would appreciate your comment about this important topic.[/QUOTE]Tachilek very dormant too. But worth a lady house tour for fun, if nothing else. Like me, your unlikely to strike a gem. Chiang Rai and Tachilek make Bangkok and Pattaya look like heaven, lo.

Sorry, won't be back on this Board for months. So can't answer follow up questions if any.

Chiang Rai is worth checking out every 5 yrs. Tachilek every 2/3 yrs. My personal opinion only, of course.

i'll be back on thai board in 3/4 months, but before i go, a big thanks to gamahucher, that asshole and o****.

well done guys. where would isg be without you?

Nakonpanom and Tatpanom sex, Thailand 2008

Contents:

PART 1
1.1/ Introduction
1.2/ Useful general info on Nakon Panom capital
1.3/ Sex in Nakon Panom

PART 2
2.1/ Tat Panom general info
2.2/ Travel
2.3/ Accomodation, food
2.4/ Pusspuss in Tat Panom (incl. sex-story)

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1.1/ Introduction

Getting alarmed by the fact that women are taking over the world (just as had been predicted long ago), I decided to run away to some far-out place, still mostly uninfected by western female arrogance. Lucliky found it in Tat-Panom, near the Laos/Thai border. As we all realise, worldwide "sex-fuck-tourism" is a direct result of our present unfortunate oppression. So of course we should feel as poor victims and also as heroic liberators of other menfolk like us. More deailed description of the puss-puss action follows below.

1.2/ General

Both Tat Panom and Nakon Panom lie in Nakonpanom province of Thailand. Sitting on the Mekong, across from the Lao city of Thakek, Nakon Panom is an interesting enough Thai city and the food is good but "entertainment" is very limited. Much better you will find either across the river in Thakek or in the neighboring small town of Tatpanom. The riverfront is quite suitable for a scenic stroll and the "Indojin" market has some attraction too, plus great river-views from the top floor.

*** Travel, accomodation, food in Nakon Panom ***

Nakonpanom bus station is about 1 km north of the city center. There are good connections to everywhere, and frequent buses to Tatpanom. To Laos ferries every half an hour leave from near the Indojin market (8.30am-6pm, 60B). Several hotels near the riverfront and streets behind 150-350B. Indojin markets has a good eaery upstairs and when it closes at 5pm, the excellent nightmarket nearby just kicks in.

1.3/ Entertainment (the "meat" of course)

In Nakon Panom city here are not many places to go for root but they are near the center. If you need a samlo the nightmarket has many until late. Basically it is just 2 karaokes. Ther used to be brothels too but they have been closed unfortunately. #1. "Sakuna karaoke", on a small soi, opp Kasikorn bank, near nightmarket. 500B/ST incl room. Quite ugly but friendly girls.

Quality can vary so worth a look. Starts around 7pm. #2. "Tukada karaoke", opposie the vietnamese clocktower at the riverside. 50B/pop again, but room costs 200B extra. These are all Thai women and usually not much to look at. Both signs are in Thai characters only. Sometimes the samlo drivers can organise university students through a friendly papasan. Count on 1000-1500B plus room ST for a reasonably pretty uni-student, if you can get one.

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PART 2

Tatpanom town

2.1/ General

This is a very interesting little town and proof that small places like this one shouldn't be crossed off your list. Famous for it's huge and impressive Wat Panom (buddhist temple) and it's "jedi". Receives lots of tourists during the day but very quiet at night. However the wat with all the shiny lights is an unforgettable sight especially with the monks chanting their prayers. At night Tat Panom has a lot more interesting things to do than it's larger northern neighbor.

I addition, the locals are exceptionally friendly people. But dogs can be a nuisance (although not as bad as Nakonpanom dogwise). The town's brothels open around 7pm.

2.2/ Travel

Tatpanom lies right half way between Mukdahan and Nakonpanom. 50 km from either city. Buses from Mukdahan leave every hour and in fact any bus going north (such as to Udon, Sakonnakon, etc) can drop you off. From Nakonpanom in addition to the buses there are regular pickuptrucks doing the 40 mins trip. Fare is around 30B ($1).

2.3/ Accomodation, food

On the attached map are some hotels marked. The Sawasdee resort is good value, clean and safe. Staying at the Jirapaka resort would put you nearest to the "fun". There are also many more hotels, 100-500B/room. The nightmarket is actually quite good, considering the size of town and assembles only 5-8pm, every night. It is on the road to Nakonpanom, somewhat north of the Wat. Daytime food in Tat Panom of course is plentiful as many restaurants cater to the loads of visitors all along the main streets.

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2.4/ Entertainment

During the afternoon I had a scary encounter. Discovering the inside of Wat Panom I was confronted by a bunch of Thai school kids, waving books and pens, apparently trying to practice English-chat with western tourists. About 8 of them approached from one direction. Of course I got scared as any man would in this crazy feminist ruled world. As I tried desperately to avoid them, turning sharply behind the golden stupa I bumped into another 5 or 6 of them. The buddha statue behind me, stupa to the right, I had only one way to run and I made for that in sheer terror, heart beating inside my fat pig-throat.

Just to be caught by their lovely teacher. Fuck! No more ways to run. A very young Thai woman plus another 3 kids in tow behind her. Forcedly tried to smile for the pretty, delicate looking teacher. She happened to speak excellent English and did not hide being quite bit surprised by my apparent panic. I furiously tried to explain to her all this:

Nowadays all men in western "****-ries" (and especially older men) have become the most favorite hunting target of perverts. They get fotographed, accused and abused, spit upon and murdered every day. I was in mad terror by the thought of ending up on front pages of newspapers with the headline "Old pervert picking up his innocent young victims" - or something similar (like happens to men every day).

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After (still gasping for air) explained all this to her, she with eyes wide open in amazement said: "But that is crazy!" Wildly bowing my gray-balding head in agreement I assured her : "Yes absolutely crazy ma'am, that's what I mean. That is today's society. They are mad!" So, I quickly apologised, wasted no more time and left in a hurry. Huhhh, fuck I was relieved like after a big shit on a beautiful Sunday morning.

***Evening pusspuss***

After some enquiries it was quite easy to find the action. One old Thai man pointed it out: "Just follow the road down at the bus station. You will see the flashing lights." There are in fact two chicken shops next door to each other. Mixed Thai and Lao fuckers. ST 500-700 depending on quality (a couple very nice too). Both start trading around 6pm. On the corner again there is a karaoke that opens 8pm, with Thai girls, 500B/pop. On the street of the bus station, going down to the river there is another Thai brothel but these looked uglier than the rest. 400-500B.

I picked some young Lao chick, 19yo or something. Very friendly and quite attractive. A bit expensive for 700B but not overly because pretty and fresh smelling. Fucky-fuck but no sucky-suck this time. By the time we finished the karaoke opened and I sat down with a bottle of beer and ice. One lone Thai man singing by the keyboard. No other customers yet. The girls came around to chat one by one and I settled for a very skinny young woman. Good performance again although not as beautiful as some in the other chicken shop. But good value by Pattaya standards.

*** One important reminder to guys ***

As I have often hinted before: In my humble opinion what matters is never "how good you are", but rather "how good we all men are". That lands you the best lays. Consistently day after day, year after year. This means being respectful to other guys, never humiliate each other, especially in the presence of women. The Thais guys seem to understand this better. Thais bow down before monks. Western men bow down before women. See who has the more brothels? What do you want? You can support men or women. You definitely can't do both . Please share with us and stop fighting each other.

Tatpanom is such a joy to visit. Every fuck-place is very friendly, welcoming and easy to deal with. Otherwise the whole town is relaxed, kind of rustic, with some definite Chinese influence. Old shophouses, dragons on the streets, etc. Again, from the riverside you can see through Laos and there are restaurants too. You cannot cross to Laos here but only through Nakon Panom. There is not so much to do but still quite easy to spend a couple of days. And the evenings always bring some excitement, much more than in the large town of nakonpanom just north. Worth a visit.

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Most massage parlours in Ao Nang are fairly puritanical, but I managed to find one with a bit of limited action. Going up the hill from the east end of the beach past the Irish Rover, second or third road on the right leads down to a hotel. Just on the left hand side about 50m down are two massage parlours. I tried the second one. Lady outside, quite attractive but not very young. Took me inside, a few mattresses on the floor separated by curtains, quite clean. I was there very recently, off season, so the place was empty. She pulled the curtains and I got naked and laid down. She put a towel over me, which I thought was a bad sign. Pretty good massage however, and she did enough teasing to get me erect by the time I turned over. However, she put the towel over it and took care of my legs, ensuring that she caressed my groin. After I could take no more, I took her hand and put on my dick, which in mind was a pretty clear indication of what I wanted next. She acted shocked, but nevertheless did what I suggested. I then tried to fondle her breasts, but she'd have nothing of it. Anyway, she did the deed, wiped me clean, and finished off the massage. Cost 250 Baht for massge and 250 tip, which she was over the moon about. Promised to come again the next day.

I did so, and exactly the same routine. All done in total silence. The exciting turn of events came when she started to give me the hand job. This time, I managed to winkle her bra off and started to fondle her tits. As I gently squeezed her nipple, it was as if a trigger went off, and she immendiately went down on me and started sucking away. Divine. Took a good load (very very quietly) and spat it out in the sink outside the curtain. Finished the massage. Same cost as day before. Lovely friendly lady. Highly recommended.

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nakonsawan thailand 2008

(confidential! secret information. only for sex-tourist!)

this report includes
part a/ nakonsawan sex report
part b/ emotional story

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part a

1./ *** introduction ***

very near to bangkok by road, yet so far away from the noise, crowds and inflated prices. nakonsawan is sure to please old ugly wankers and sex-tourists like us. surely, by no means are we womens' heroes but we do get laid regularly. this must be due to our wonderful cooperation among us. supporting our worthy cause of liberating men from the dark evil of worldwide femi-fascist oppression. nakonsawan has exceptionally good sex-action with very attractive young fuckers. no matter of your looks or attitude but you will get laid in style. (surely you must be better looking than me.)
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2./ *** travel, accomodation, food, etc ***
nsawan is a large thai town with good transport connections. located 240 km n of bangkok. the chiangmai-bangkok railway line runs right through with several daily trains. there are also frequent bus connections with pitsanulok, lopburi korat and bkk. from bangkok's mo chit bus terminal the trip only takes 3 hrs 15 minutes. aircon bus departures every 20-30 minutes all day.
nsawan bus terminal is inside town but about 2 km from the town center. however you may also find several good accomodation options in this area, so why not stay.

there are many others, but toek thai hotel has good rooms for 400b, right near the lake. plus you can easily walk to the pussy (although you will need local help first to find them). tuktuks and motos are plentiful at the terminal and all over the lake entertainment area. the nightmarket is near the river, a bit far away but also enough stalls set up near the bus station at night. plus a lot more near the big hospital at the lake where the "cats" hide.
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2.1/ *** gastronomic note ***
nakonsawan is famous for the locally produced "moji" sweet cakes. they are totally delicious and addictive, coming in many flavours, all $1/box. shops stock whole mountains of them all around town. they are better than fucking a woman, worth a visit to nsawan, just for this reason.

2.2/ *** misc. info ***
otherwise it is quite pleasant to stroll around the central lake, especially when the sun had set or early morning. plus there is a river and one more, even larger (and less developed) lake a bit further with lots of nature. bear it in mind that ns does not have the usual bypass roads like udon or konken. it is located at the confluence of two large main roads and the whole traffic flows through town. this is a bit of a minus for noise and atmosphere but bearable for a day or two.
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3./ *** the cats hiding place ***
after the important good feed of fish "tom yum" and lots of "moji" i decided to be nice to my wrinkled little brother "willy" and give him some feed too. young fresh cat-meat is what he likes best. certainly no old thick buffalo skin (his teeth a bit loose now, can't chew the thick hide). and of course he likes the adventure of hunting for meat even more than the feeding. the tuktuk driver was a very friendly thai man, easy to get along with. first we rode along the lakeside for some sightseeing. this area is lined with discos and karaokes as well as many restaurants open at night.

we were approaching the big "srisuan meat-factory" (some also call it "hospital", but i am not sure what that word means. the place is staffed with lovely white coated smiling butchers). finally we pulled over in a little lane running along the huge towering block. here we were greated by one more extremely welcoming youngish thai man with the widest smile. he said he had no girls on site at that moment but to tell him what kind did i like and he would call for some to come.
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3.1 *** young, tall, athletic - breast examination ***
as usual, i wanted something young, fresh, tall, slim, with beautiful white teeth, etc. sort of model looks. he made one quick phonecall while we waited. in about 10 minutes this fuckingly amazing young girl appeared from somewhere, with a superb tall, sporty, athletic figure. just as i described. giving us all one big wide inviting smile. made me scared a bit, as i said i am kind of a toothless bald wanker and she was just sparkling. soon after this, another one came, nearly as good. i asked the prices for st and was told that 700b for either of them (1usd=30b). plus 100b for room.

that's too good to be true for this quality, but nevertheless i wanted to see some more before deciding. this young thai man said that he would have 30 girls by 9pm. i jumped on the tuktuk again and we drove just a few meters further, turning in at the big "mammogram" sign, opposite the catholic mission building. these all seemed good signs to me, as i was willing and ready for some serious breast examination. especially if they are firm and fresh. here unfortunately the boss a woman. not good sign, as i don't like doing business with women. only to fuck them. and she was quite unfriendly on top of that. had all the girls on display though, inside a small crowded room. pulling a curtain aside, i could peep in from the street, about 20 young looking females, some of them quite attractive. the price offered was 1000b for any one. plus 100b for room.

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3.2/ *** volleyball champion turns "sex champion" ***

i would have tried to negotiate if it wasn't for the unfriendly woman boss. so we returned for the athletic looking girl, for 700+100b. turned out she was from chiangmai and indeed had been a volleyball champion for her highschool some years before. i love fucking volleyball champions, filmstars and all kind of famous people so had to have this one. kid you not, fucked a kylie minogue lookalike, janet jackson, a few britney's pairs blus lots of other weirdos like those (in various countries). plus a real bolliwood princess looking one in pattaya. that was very beautiful. and so was this one.
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very sporty, toned body, nearly perfect. good sex action with everything i wanted to do, except for kissing. it was a very good deal. impossible to get nowadays in pattaya for this price and not often for even more. i mean if you are not into much chatting with them at the bars.
next i went for one more feed at the lakeside restaurant, listening to a live band. refreshed and filled with energy again, was a bit curious what might be there at 10pm or so. by this time a large number of females turned up, about 10+ or so. some were out busy of course. price 500-800b ($15-250, depending on quality.

i was tempted to do it again, but really had enough. the fun is surely not the sex. but the night and the search was already interesting enough. so much action for and socialising for so little cash. and i really liked chatting with the pimp guys. because of their jobs, i think they are sort of real "heroes" - heroes for men i mean. always wanted to be a pimp, since i was very little. other little boys hoped to be taxi drivers and policemen. but i thought they were kind of sissy. for me it had to be a pimp. did not work out eventually, but became a sex-tourist which is also good. probably second best as a carreer.
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end nakonsawan sex-guide - map attached below
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part b

all the sex-action is detailed as above. i know you don't give a shit, but below is a real emotional story. i write it anyway. writing is fun too. and it tells a bit about the amazing life of our pattaya crowd. will break your heart.

*** my "love-story" in nakonsawan ***

one more day was spent wandering the town. there is not that much to do, apart from eating a bowl of soup here, an icecream there or a beer. reading the crumpled pieces of papers thais stick to power poles, advertising dogs for sale, pigs, cars and job vacancies. next to the pig-sales and under a foto of three bales of hay, some shop was looking female attendants to sell noodle soup. pay 4000 baht monthly. then i spent time with checking out some more hotels, drank a couple of cups of strong thai coffee.

feeling slightly hungry again, spotted a soup wendor selling chicken-noodle. bought one bowl, quite good. asked for another for my big fat hairy belly. the lonesome girl selling it became somewhat interested in the big-spending customer and sat down to chat. no other customers in sight, hot steamy afternoon.

wow! i was quite impressed. as you can imagine it is not often that a female (of any nationality) starts to chat with me. especially a young, attractive one. i got a bit scared but couldn't run away because still eating the soup. turned out she was a university graduate in economics, 22 years, single. and selling soup was her own little business, so she was pocketing somewhat more than the 4000 baht per month (although maybe not so much more).
i was afraid this all gonna cost me, interacting with a woman in any way without fixing the price first.

how much for a chat? i wondered. so i forced a smile and pretended to be interested but prepared to run if i have to. next she praised my thai language skills (it is really sh*t) and wished that she could speak english. i must have seemed respectable enough as to my surprise i was asked if would teach some english by private lessons, if staying in town a bit longer. i thought "fuck no!" but anyway agreed to meet in a public place that evening. at the night markets. i paid and left smiling.
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*** pattaya moves in ***

returning to the hotel i was surprised again, to meet my old buddy, dick g. his real name is hermann but i call him dick g. because he is a real dickhead from munchen. but he doesn't mind because he can call me asshole and we both laugh and get along well. when i met him first he was running down beach road in pattaya with a beer in one hand and holding his naked dick in the other one. chasing some thai bar-monkey down the street and shouting "i fuck you, i fuck you".

surely he was drunk and he was a complete misfit too besides of his obvious bodily ugliness. so, we made friends soon, he was like me just younger. join the club. next time i saw him rooting some girl in the hotel swimming pool at 9o'clock in the morning, while sucking on a bottle of beer again.

i told dick g. about my date in the evening and hoped for some advice on what to do. i admit to never actually having a girl friend in any country, so was at loss in the possibilities. my hopes were high, seeing end of the times when i paid for fuck. "no man, me never gonna pay a cent again. just fuck, no pay. any time i wanna get it and any way i want it". wow! that's amazing. i was very excited. free fuck! you can imagine. she likes me!


dick g. admits to having had several gf in his carreer, at home and here too. so, even though a lot younger, i asked for his advise. "grab the tits man. that's what you do. and reach in the pussy! that will get her for sure." he recommended heartily.
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*** and the russians too ***

sounded as reasonable as anything to me, and tried a bit of practising on dick g's fat man-tits first. we got a good laugh out of it, then went down for a few beers and more bullshitting. i questioned him about his sudden escape from pattaya and coming to this unlikely town. farang not often come here. turned out he made some silly jokes in the bars about the many russians his "grossfater" machine-gunned down in the war, being a distinguished hero of the ss. it did not go down well with some others and he got a good belting, even fearing for his life if he stayed any longer. at least while that tour-group was in town, which was a couple of weeks maybe.

so, nsawan was his second stop and slowly he would travel up to chiangmai or anywhere far away. "but your grandpa only shot the women and children, right?" - i had to ask him laughingly. "sure, hehehe because we guys have to keep together. otherwise the women gonna eat us all, hehehehe." - said dick g.. nice boy, i thought. he is learning fast. i am having a good infuence on his mental development. i was as glad as any teacher could be.
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night approached soon enough, dick g. waved farewell and i was off to the night markets. never having to pay for fuck again! just getting it free from my gf for ever on. now, that's happiness. imagine the money i could save! mountains of dollars and bath appeared before me eyes, floating in the air. i could nearly reach for them. my girl came soon enough, with two of her friends. one boy and a girl, both a bit younger than her. all dressed nicely in modern thai youth fashion. they were kind enough not to laugh at my own scruffy attire, the rubber flip-flops, half unbuttoned grease marked shirt and bulging hairy beerbelly. what to do next? i wondered. remembering dick g.'s advice about the "tits". should i grab now or later? and when will the free-fucking start? today or tomorrow?
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*** getting real titty ***

hesitantly, i thought maybe i should buy a lolly or icecream for them. so, i did. 10b each. spent 30baht in total. that's a buck! then the two young ones left us alone with my future gf. we walked a bit around, looking at some different foods. i tried to tell the names of various ingredients in english. like "this is cucumber, that is cabbage" etc. slowly arriving to the end of the stalls there were some shadows and i ran out of words anyway. so, reached for the tit. i got the left one, quite a handful. nice, firm, obviously no kids yet.

then she just screamed, threw the icecream in my face and ran away. fuck, it got me so surprised. is this the end of my love story or what? how about my free fucks ever after? "hey, hey come back!" but she was gone. what a loser! made me angry. these youth have no manners any more. maybe it worked for dick g. in the past but for me it seem to have failed. i nearly cried, all that imaginary saved money disappearing in a flash. stupid girl, that is.
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so, sat down and bought a good plate of fried chicken with rice. it was quite tasty. i soon forgot about the stupid girl. but gentlemen if anyone has some more up-to-date tip on how to pick up women for free fucking, please let us know because we need your info. we want to save mountains of money. please help. that dick g. gonna get a kick in the ass anyway. it was his fault. or maybe i should have grabbed the right one? will always wonder.
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(broken heart now)

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Dear Humble Turd (aka That Asshole), please take care! We don't want to lose our best poster to some pointless titty-grabbing. Stick to prostitutes - the regular women are dangerous. Actually so are prostitutes, but less so.

According to our Old Thai Hand, a poor old broken down, confused, drunken farang can be ejected from Thailand for this sort of error.

Lastly, since I'm cluttering up this thread, let me also say thanks for the excellent reports!

I'm heading 2 Hua Hin for 2 or 3 nights with a thai lady friend (not P4P) early next month & I'm looking for a nice hotel which is reasonably priced (800-1400bhat range) near the beach. Any suggestions?

Thank you for any suggestions you might have

PM me with any ideas of where 2 go for a quickie or massage if I have any free alone time.

[QUOTE=Member #3200]I'm heading 2 Hua Hin for 2 or 3 nights with a thai lady friend (not P4P) early next month & I'm looking for a nice hotel which is reasonably priced (800-1400bhat range) near the beach. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
I like Puangpen Villa, on the road to the Sofitel about a block from the beach.

[QUOTE=Betong]I like Puangpen Villa, on the road to the Sofitel about a block from the beach.[/QUOTE]

Here are the details. Not bad for location and price:

PP VILA 11 Danernkasem Rd. (6632) - 5337856
[email]ppvillahotel@hotmail.com[/email]

My advice would be to rent a room for 1 night and then stroll around to visit the others. That way you can visit them and pick the one you like.

I usually stay at the hyatt when in HH but the price is around 4k per night

Hua Hin Suites is a very good place, large clean rooms and very nice staff. It has a courtyard where you can sit around tables and have drinks. The cost was about 1500 baht. Easily accessable just google.

Cactus J

I read so many earlier pages of this thread looking for useful information you good hobbyst have posted and I almost got what I wanted in one of the posts but failed to make a note of it and then I couldn’t locate it again later and I searched under different words and still no luck so, any help would be appreciated.

That earlier post included information on traveling to Myanmar through Mae Sai. I read that for going through Tachilek to Kyaingtong (Kengtung), Meng la and back we could obtain a two-week visit visa at the border. Was that you Opebo or Freeler who posted that information? Any more update on that? Does anyone know if that option is still valid? Thanks.

[QUOTE=World Traveler]I read so many earlier pages of this thread looking for useful information you good hobbyst have posted and I almost got what I wanted in one of the posts but failed to make a note of it and then I couldn’t locate it again later and I searched under different words and still no luck so, any help would be appreciated.

That earlier post included information on traveling to Myanmar through Mae Sai. I read that for going through Tachilek to Kyaingtong (Kengtung), Meng la and back we could obtain a two-week visit visa at the border. Was that you Opebo or Freeler who posted that information? Any more update on that? Does anyone know if that option is still valid? Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Visas were available the last time I visited, but be warned that the border crossing point closed at 6pm every day.

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Nakonsawan Thailand 2008
(Confidential! Secret information. Only for sex-tourist!)

Part B/ Emotional story

Dick G. admits to having had several GF in his carreer, at home and here too. So, even though a lot younger, I asked for his advise. "Grab the tits man. That's what you do. And reach in the pussy! That will get her for sure." he recommended heartily.
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What a lovely cute story You write. I can see these scenes in my brain, its better than movie :-)

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Nakonsawan Thailand 2008

(Confidential! Secret information. Only for sex-tourist!)

This report includes
Part A/ Nakonsawan sex report
Part B/ Emotional story
[/QUOTE]

This is a beautiful, well written and honest story that brought many tears to my eyes. Bless you Asshole.

World Traveler,

I went across the border at Tachilek once, crossed the bridge and got me a B500 birmese visa. Then I walked back and picked up my new 30 day Thai visa.
I never travelled beyond Tachilek. I won't go to Tachilek again if I can help it - it's depressing.

This is a continuation of a series of reports that began in the Philippines.- well actually before I left Los Angeles for the Philippines. If you're interested, you can find the previous sections under General Info in that section of the board. At the end of Part 11, I went to Manila for a flight to Bangkok and Udon Thani to meet a girl I met on DateInAsia.

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Aw crap, I’ve got the clap. Well, I did but I took care of it this morning. Back to that in a moment.

Yesterday was a long travel day to meet the much-anticipated Pen in Udon Thani. It was pretty much a disaster. First, she looked so little like her picture that I think it wasn’t her photo. Second, she spoke so little English that communication was almost impossible and only accomplished – when it was – by a combination of dictionary, sign language, repetition and patience, which I began to run out of very quickly.

I had planned to take Pen to Pattaya, a four-day bout. What WAS I thinking? I couldn’t bear the thought of days of this painful non-communication with a woman who was only passable in looks. Why would I? We checked into the Charoensri Grand in central Udon, went to dinner, and by the end of it I was determined to send her home. I told her around 9 p. M. We went to bed at 10 and slept – I didn’t even want a bonk. We woke early, had breakfast and I trundled her into tuk-tuk for the ride to the bus station and a return to her home in Nongkai. End of that story. I’m heading to Pattaya alone. That can’t be too bad, can it?

That’s two disasters in a row for Udon Thani, which seems to be my bad luck city, although others have had a great time there. Last trip, my arrival coincided with national elections, and all the bars were closed. The only thing that made it tolerable was meeting up with a member of one of the boards I frequent, who shared a nice dinner with me and took me on a tour of the brothel scene. I didn’t partake since he wasn’t going to, but it was an interesting glimpse into the non-tourist sex trade in Thailand. Even there, things were subdued because of the elections.

This time, it was Pen and the clap and nearly constant rain. Udon has its charms, a large ex-pat community, and I can’t wait to get out of here.

Yesterday, I noticed an irritation in my dick and, on the plane to Udon, confirmed that I had indeed managed to acquire gonorrhea. How nice. It was only starting, but I learned on a previous occasion not to hope it would get better. Soon after Pen left, I caught a tuk-tuk to Aek Udon Hospital’s emergency room. I arrived around 8:30 a. M. , had to wait until 9 for the doctor to report in, and was out by 9:30 with a shot in the flank and two prescriptions, filled at the pharmacy and included in the bill. All was handled diplomatically, the only embarrassment coming when the check-in clerk wanted to know the purpose of my visit. Total cost was 970 baht or less than $30. Take that, US healthcare!

I wonder who the donor was? I’m guessing Marlyn (Davao) or Brenda (Cebu) based on incubation time. I will be covering up the rest of the trip, you can bet. Hell, I can’t come anyway. Maybe handjobs and blowjobs are the way to go. I’ll probably skip tonight (Saturday) but be back in action tomorrow. Things are already much improved.

Later note: I didn’t have much choice. The flight from Udon Thani to Bangkok was delayed because of torrential rain. The 5:40 p. M. Flight finally left at 9:30, and I got to Pattaya after a long taxi ride just before 1 a. M. The condo I’m renting is too far from the action for a visit so close to closing time. I was more concerned with food, having had a light lunch and skipped dinner. I found a small place across the road from the condo, had beef in oyster sauce with veggies for 70 baht, including a bottle of water, staggered back to the condo and went to sleep.

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The series will continue in Pattaya section of this board. See you there, I hope.

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Is there any action in Ko Samet?

[QUOTE=bidibidi]Is there any action in Ko Samet?[/QUOTE]I went to ko samet for a detox and yes the usual action, bars, nightclubs. Because I was detoxing I only drank water at the bars. And leanrned something here whilst being sober all the time, and that was I can not believe how much the bargirls take the p*** out of drunk falangs, a real eye opener.

[QUOTE=Iching]I went to ko samet for a detox and yes the usual action, bars, nightclubs. Because I was detoxing I only drank water at the bars. And leanrned something here whilst being sober all the time, and that was I can not believe how much the bargirls take the p*** out of drunk falangs, a real eye opener.[/QUOTE]Thanks Iching.

I hope it will help me and open my eyes too.

hello, peeps,

ok. this is the latest fr as i have been quiet for quite some time. i suck in geography. and i didn't know perak and thailand got border? wtf!

and here i went to betong. arrived on 1st day of hari raya. brothers. please take note. unlike the hadyai border which closes at around 11 or 12 midnight. the betong border closes at 7pm. take note. lol. another thing to note is. big occasions like hari raya its advisable to book your hotels early like go to betong early. the customs open at 6am sharp.

well. they have only very few hotels over there. approx less than 9 and some of the hotels only barely 50 rooms?

hotel merlin there is 2. one old wing. slightly cheaper. and hotel mandarin "which is merlin new" dunno why. but its the same thing. now.

ok. here it is. most karaoke you see = kai dao hahaha. you have to start your hunting in morning. 9-10 to get the best. model dancers you can get are at kongka disco. forgot what is the hotel right beside it. jockey bar. right to merlin hotel old.

kiss me disco right beside grand view hotel.

now. fr

i booked 1 dancer from jockey. i think its a fucking waste of money. since 1st day i arrived late also. no more choice. have to go for the model. looks and body ok. she has a motorbike. guys. you can rent a moto for the day for rm10. fucking cheap right? lol. well. cause its dark in the bar i can oni see figure. her breast is fake. fucking silicone. tiu

she said she has to work at night later. as a dancer

again? 10-1am? wtf. i said ok lor. never mind. went with her. wa. just to see the scene. oh well. went back tiu. cause i was tired. so very fast kao tim. i saw her packing at 6am. i was like tiu. she said she got to go temple pray. nia ma. i said ok. what time come back. she said 12pm// so i said i wait. 12. 45 haven't sampai. i fuck her no time. damage 400 not well spent! ccb.

ok day 2. started hunting lor. china girls fixed 300-350. cannot negotiate. tiu. i'm in thailand so i oni wan tom yum. lol. looked for tom yum. look 3 hours. tiu. cannot find and all that was booked on 1st day of hari raya never come back. customer cont with them. si beh tulan.

ok lor. went to oasis pub. same row as merlin hotel old. outside the main street. the girls there ok ok. i liked one over there. those girls there can speak mandarin very well. better than china girls and me haha. i'm noob in mandarin. most of them are from chiang mai and chiang rai. by the way. drinks over here is very very cheap. rm14 for 1 big bottle? unlike many other places.

this girl came to my room and really took care of me. but went to hatyai today for something. never talk about money. but i slit 200 to her. she at night wake me up to play. nia ma. had 3 sessions with her.

advise. to those peeps driving there. you can park your car in the parking area for free or to pay car park at rm8 a day at the back of the free parking area. i suggest pay. don't save. the pay one at least got people jaga your car.

do not take taxi to go in to betong. charges = rm25 to enter to betong. barely 4km. tiu them. if can find. take motorbike people. only rm10 right to betong.

language spoken = cantonese, mandarin, and malay? they can speak malay quite well also ler.

don't need to hassle to change ringgit to thai baht. inside town ringgit very laku wan. 1-10 exchange

hope this helped.

[quote=exit93]hello, peeps,

ok. this is the latest fr as i have been quiet for quite some time. i suck in geography. and i didn't know perak and thailand got border? wtf!

and here i went to betong. arrived on 1st day of hari raya. brothers. please take note. unlike the hadyai border which closes at around 11 or 12 midnight. the betong border closes at 7pm. take note. lol. another thing to note is. big occasions like hari raya its advisable to book your hotels early like go to betong early. the customs open at 6am sharp.

well. they have only very few hotels over there. approx less than 9 and some of the hotels only barely 50 rooms?

hotel merlin there is 2. one old wing. slightly cheaper. and hotel mandarin "which is merlin new" dunno why. but its the same thing. now.

ok. here it is. most karaoke you see = kai dao hahaha. you have to start your hunting in morning. 9-10 to get the best. model dancers you can get are at kongka disco. forgot what is the hotel right beside it. jockey bar. right to merlin hotel old.

kiss me disco right beside grand view hotel.

now. fr

i booked 1 dancer from jockey. i think its a fucking waste of money. since 1st day i arrived late also. no more choice. have to go for the model. looks and body ok. she has a motorbike. guys. you can rent a moto for the day for rm10. fucking cheap right? lol. well. cause its dark in the bar i can oni see figure. her breast is fake. fucking silicone. tiu

she said she has to work at night later. as a dancer

again? 10-1am? wtf. i said ok lor. never mind. went with her. wa. just to see the scene. oh well. went back tiu. cause i was tired. so very fast kao tim. i saw her packing at 6am. i was like tiu. she said she got to go temple pray. nia ma. i said ok. what time come back. she said 12pm// so i said i wait. 12. 45 haven't sampai. i fuck her no time. damage 400 not well spent! ccb.

ok day 2. started hunting lor. china girls fixed 300-350. cannot negotiate. tiu. i'm in thailand so i oni wan tom yum. lol. looked for tom yum. look 3 hours. tiu. cannot find and all that was booked on 1st day of hari raya never come back. customer cont with them. si beh tulan.

ok lor. went to oasis pub. same row as merlin hotel old. outside the main street. the girls there ok ok. i liked one over there. those girls there can speak mandarin very well. better than china girls and me haha. i'm noob in mandarin. most of them are from chiang mai and chiang rai. by the way. drinks over here is very very cheap. rm14 for 1 big bottle? unlike many other places.

this girl came to my room and really took care of me. but went to hatyai today for something. never talk about money. but i slit 200 to her. she at night wake me up to play. nia ma. had 3 sessions with her.

advise. to those peeps driving there. you can park your car in the parking area for free or to pay car park at rm8 a day at the back of the free parking area. i suggest pay. don't save. the pay one at least got people jaga your car.

do not take taxi to go in to betong. charges = rm25 to enter to betong. barely 4km. tiu them. if can find. take motorbike people. only rm10 right to betong.

language spoken = cantonese, mandarin, and malay? they can speak malay quite well also ler.

don't need to hassle to change ringgit to thai baht. inside town ringgit very laku wan. 1-10 exchange

hope this helped.[/quote]hello exit93,

liked your writting style, the betong and danok had become too comercialized. chicks are only for the money.tiu loh

[QUOTE=Freeler]World Traveler,

I went across the border at Tachilek once, crossed the bridge and got me a B500 birmese visa. Then I walked back and picked up my new 30 day Thai visa.
I never travelled beyond Tachilek. I won't go to Tachilek again if I can help it - it's depressing.[/QUOTE]Hey my dear freeler what s happened to you? You always keep good moral ordinary.

Is the burmese immigration don t accpeted the 10 dollars fee?

Tachilek is full of brothels, I admited it s hard to localized them without a tuk tuk help. Girls quality are so so, and prices asking was 500 baths, but as I always follow your past advice, it s easy to get 300 baths. In general girls are shy but open to new experience.

Because you re my hero who help me to undestand so well isaan and pitlok, I will use this opportunity to help you (if you don t know) where are the local brothels (my info are from end of 2006) on the main road you will see the tallest building of tachilek, white color, with large window. Almost all the brothels are localized around this hotels in the parallel streets on the both side of the road. For a visa run, Poipet is a good place for mongering, cheap price, good service from khmer women (couldn t localized the viet house). Pm me for info on poipet. I will be honoured to help you Freeler

Now I m in buriram, where the train station is very busy at night some young and cute girls but as they are really wanted they quoted ridiculous price. Will go to si saket tomorrow to see the mute and the red heat.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Channy] For a visa run, Poipet is a good place for mongering, cheap price, good service from khmer women (couldn t localized the viet house). Pm me for info on poipet. I will be honoured to help you Freeler
[/QUOTE]

We would all be honoured if you helped all of us and give all of the info you have on Poipet. If you only want personal contact with one member...why not use PM?

[QUOTE=Sang Kancil]Hello Exit93,

Liked your writting style, the Betong and Danok had become too comercialized. Chicks are only for the money.Tiu loh[/QUOTE]Brother,

I went betong cause I didn't know there is a perak. Thai border. I'm so noob. There to check it out. Well. Honestly, there ALOT OF China GIRLS. All 300-350 non negotiable d keh.

Ccb them. Maybe should try during weekdays cause no people maybe can bargain. But I went that time is hari raya. Tiu. Anyways. So far I didn't see any gems there. The China girls quite tempting. But. Since I'm in thai. Must get thai.)

Commercialize I not sure. But I know its not cheap. Well. Gotta find other place jor.

Regards

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2] If you only want personal contact with one member...why not use PM?[/QUOTE]Simply because I don't want to bothered somebody. Maybe Freeler doesn't want to contact with somebody. Read the archives in the past he posted against private message.

Strike #1, my visa application was denied. I wouldn’t be able to go where I wanted to go but I could go where they would like me to go. Was told to try the border for a better luck!

New massage shop opening in Chiangmai: Anzu Fashion Massage: MAybe an AKANE style massage?

Attached are pics I took in front of the place a few days ago ;)
place looked deserted (both day and night) so I am not sure if they are going to open soon but it looks like they are not far from being ready.

I went to Pandora (Chiang Mai Soapy) and they have changed their prices:

All sessions are 90mns

Regular Girl: 1,500
B Girl : 1,800
S Girl : 2,100
M Girl : 2,500

Most "B", "S" and the 2 "M" Girls are part time and do not show up until 20:00 or 21:00, the rest are full time and start at 15:00

The fishbowl closes at 24:00 however, after that time the girls move into the Waiting room. the waiting room closes at 4am so those wanting late late night action can still go to Pandora.

I am not sure which girls stay until 4am but Papasan assured me that a handful always stay very late.

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Nakonsawan Thailand 2008 [/QUOTE]I always knew that I would have to follow the trails indicated by the asshole, so I thought I'd start at an easy one, the beginner's slopes, as it were. Got the bus from Mo Chit (164 baht, nice and cool) and arrived as it was getting dark (always bad at getting started).

Now, I can be bloody minded, and I was not in a mood for speaking to anyone. So instead of a quick tuk-tuk ride, I tramp on foot beside highways full of 4x4s and kids with their girlfriends on scooters. Nakhon Sawan is crap to walk because the sois are all deadends and the signs are in Thai, and I'm too stubborn to ask for directions. And get dogs barking at me. After a while I have my bearings, and once I found the little lake it's plain sailing. There are a lot of kinda upscale pretentious club / restaurant type places along the lake with local wannabe kids. Looks like NS is doing well, for some. Down nearer to the hospital there are some more seedy places with girls sitting out front. Around back of the hospital are some more looking a bit bigger.

I'm pretty sure I pinpointed the venues TA noted. The lane adjacent to the hospital. One has dim round red lanterns above the entrance, right? Both slightly open gate doors .. the first time I came round, there was only a guy watching the cars in the street. The second time a bit later a guy and a woman were sitting talking in front of the first door. So TA I think your guy may actually be in cahoots with that unfriendly woman boss. And both of them were not looking at me in a friendly way that encouraged me to stop and ask whether they happen to have any pussy for me to rent.

So just because I did not want to make a hardworking tuktuk man happy and admit that I need his help as fellow man, I had to content myself with some Thai lessons from a karaoke girl (big bottle beer 90B, room 100B, lady drink 100B).

I see I need more practice and nerve before I will be able to be lead further astray.

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Heading to Krabi/Ao Nang shortly. Really going to soak up a few UV's but a little bit of nighttime fun and frolics would not go amiss. Anyone any ideas or is this part of Thailand the preserve of hairy legged backpackers (female variety):D? GH

I amtaking a few males to Krabi and probably Ao Nang from Haadyai October 29.Interested pm me

Now that you mentioned many that towns rear dogs (4 legged variety) which
is a nuisance for travellers travelling on foot.I stayed at an airport hotel near
Suvabhumi with free taxi to and fro run by a farang but it was terrible walking
down the road in search of food at night with loads of dogs barking at you and at the same time walking in the rain dosging buses.And no girls available in this 3 story hotel with no lift.

Can someone who has indepth knowledge of Betong's mongering scene give me a detail briefing of Betong's mongering scene?

Tq & regards

Tigerman

[QUOTE=Tigerman 2438]Can someone who has indepth knowledge of Betong's mongering scene give me a detail briefing of Betong's mongering scene?

Tq & regards

Tigerman[/QUOTE]Hello,

I do not mean to be rude but you really got to RTFF!

I have recently 2-3 weeks ago wrote a FR on Betong. If you could have spend a little more time reading you should be doing fine. Or you could click the search button to search.

Ex

You are certainly not rude. I have read your earlier narration of your adventure in Betong even before I first posted my question. However, your post lacked certain details. For example, the payment of RM300-RM350- was it for ST or LT. If LT, is the practice the same as in Hatyai where one can book a girl even from noon and return her back to the mummy the next day?

I hope you can tolerate my ignorance as I am not an experienced senior member like you.

Regards,

Tigerman

[QUOTE=Exit93]Hello,

I do not mean to be rude but you really got to RTFF!

I have recently 2-3 weeks ago wrote a FR on Betong. If you could have spend a little more time reading you should be doing fine. Or you could click the search button to search.

Ex[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tigerman 2438]You are certainly not rude. I have read your earlier narration of your adventure in Betong even before I first posted my question. However, your post lacked certain details. For example, the payment of RM300-RM350- was it for ST or LT. If LT, is the practice the same as in Hatyai where one can book a girl even from noon and return her back to the mummy the next day?

I hope you can tolerate my ignorance as I am not an experienced senior member like you.

Regards,

Tigerman[/QUOTE]Heyz,

To start off with. Maybe your question is wrong as it made me feel that my FR has just gone down to waste as I felt you didn't read it.

Oh Well. Erm. Most prices for the prc in betong is 300-350 FROM MORNING TILL THE NEXT MORNING. But those model girls/ dancers it depends on them on what time they finish work etc. WELL. You can start mongering early in the morning from 10 onwards. Please ensure you are not there during holidays. LOL. I went on holiday time and I nearly slept on the streets. LOL.

Well. I think that place is more of a drinking haven than mongering. That is my POV. As I notice there are more prc than tom yum. I mean those really nice ones. Maybe I went during the holiday thats why there is none left. Maybe I would check it out again sometime next month. PUBS START AT 12 NOON. I think dancers start around that time as well.

Well. Hope this helps. When you are there hope you would further post more reports on that place.

P/s alot of Malaysians go there

Regards

[QUOTE=Exit93]P/s alot of Malaysians go there[/QUOTE]
To say the least. Apart from locals it's pretty much 100% Malaysian clientele. Farang are few and far between, and may find the town not an especially friendly scene. But anyone used to places like Hatyai, Dannok, Sungai Kolok, Padang Besar etc. shouldn't have any problem finding and getting want they want.

[QUOTE=Betong]To say the least. Apart from locals it's pretty much 100% Malaysian clientele. Farang are few and far between, and may find the town not an especially friendly scene. But anyone used to places like Hatyai, Dannok, Sungai Kolok, Padang Besar etc. shouldn't have any problem finding and getting want they want.[/QUOTE]Hey mate,

Errrr. As you know last 2-3 weeks ago I just went Betong after I read this forum and got to know about this place. LOL. Sorry.

I have been to Hatyai but never dannok. But I know where dannok is. From KL. How to go sungai kolok or padang besar? You also mentioned etc. Hehehe. Give me the name of those other places. So I can find info also. Please give me info on this. This 2 places mongering something like Betong? Is it cheap or expensive? Like hotels is there alot or just a few like betong. I don't want to end up sleeping on streets. Got scared after my betong trip

What is the scene there like. Something like Hatyai or betong? Cause I know Hatyai you got to look for those fish early in the morning. Betong the same but bars start opening around 12noon WITH dancers

Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards

[QUOTE=Exit93]

Oh Well. Erm. Most prices for the prc in betong is 300-350 FROM MORNING TILL THE NEXT MORNING.

[/QUOTE]

I had to look up the city location and saw its about as far south as you can go without leaving Thailand.

The monetary exchange you discussed is in Malaysia Ringgits and not Baht?

PRC refers to Chinese girls?

Just a little confused. Sounds like a nice trip.

Thanks for the good info,
Slim

Hi,

I apologise for giving you the impression that I had not read your posting which definitely had not gone to waste. You are right; my question did convey the impression that I had not read your posting.

Many thanks for the valuable information.

Tigerman

[QUOTE=Exit93]Heyz,

To start off with. Maybe your question is wrong as it made me feel that my FR has just gone down to waste as I felt you didn't read it.

Oh Well. Erm. Most prices for the prc in betong is 300-350 FROM MORNING TILL THE NEXT MORNING. But those model girls/ dancers it depends on them on what time they finish work etc. WELL. You can start mongering early in the morning from 10 onwards. Please ensure you are not there during holidays. LOL. I went on holiday time and I nearly slept on the streets. LOL.

Well. I think that place is more of a drinking haven than mongering. That is my POV. As I notice there are more prc than tom yum. I mean those really nice ones. Maybe I went during the holiday thats why there is none left. Maybe I would check it out again sometime next month. PUBS START AT 12 NOON. I think dancers start around that time as well.

Well. Hope this helps. When you are there hope you would further post more reports on that place.

P/s alot of Malaysians go there

Regards[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exit93]This 2 places mongering something like Betong?[/QUOTE]
Hi Exit,

Padang Besar and Sungai Kolok used to be pretty good but both have gone seriously downhill in recent years -- PB because the action has shifted to Dannok, just 15km or so away, and SK because of the terrorist threat. I really can't recommend either anymore. Unfriendly, poor selection of girls & just not a whole lot of fun.

Of all the border cheonging spots, Dannok is IMHO the place to go right now. Much bigger and livelier than Betong ever was. Relatively safe and friendly. It is a bit pricey now and you have to be careful of OKT scams, but you can have an excellent time there, as many reports here attest. I also like Hatyai a lot, but maybe that's just because that's where I live!

[QUOTE=Betong]Hi Exit,

Padang Besar and Sungai Kolok used to be pretty good but both have gone seriously downhill in recent years -- PB because the action has shifted to Dannok, just 15km or so away, and SK because of the terrorist threat. I really can't recommend either anymore. Unfriendly, poor selection of girls & just not a whole lot of fun.

Of all the border cheonging spots, Dannok is IMHO the place to go right now. Much bigger and livelier than Betong ever was. Relatively safe and friendly. It is a bit pricey now and you have to be careful of OKT scams, but you can have an excellent time there, as many reports here attest. I also like Hatyai a lot, but maybe that's just because that's where I live![/QUOTE]Oh well. It sucks to know that those 2 places have gone downhill. Well. So you mean SUNGAI KOLOK and PADANG BESAR is just 15-20km from Dannok or Hatyai? Sungai kolok's border is to which part of Malaysia? Padang besar border to which part of msia?

Tigerman. Thank you for understand me and where I am coming from. Well. Just try to plan your trip NOT ON HOLIDAYS. Due to lack of hotel rooms of course. You should get the best selection and do please wake up early and start your fishing. Well. I have not tried booking 2 girls. Maybe when you are there you could try. And report back))

Regards

Hello there. Sorry to just jump into this forum. If I may, I would like to contribute some info about Padang Besar. Well I work there for 7 years before so I might be able to provide some tips for you guys.

Padang Besar is like a cowboy town on the north of Perlis which is the smallest state in Malaysia border with Thailand. You will find Padang Besar Malaysia and Padang Besar Thailand.

The town have about 5 to 7 hotel only. The best hotel is Central, the last time I know the rate is about RM60.00 but now might increase. Then come to cheaper hotel like Satit, Royal and afew more which I forgot the name. The rate is about RM35.00 to RM45.00 but might also increase price. Satit and Royal hotel is the most popular one because they are only next door to karaoke bar to book lady. The lady cost about RM180.00 to RM250.00 depend on look and age and how long they got into service. One thing good about Padang Besar is that the cost of having fun (fxxk) with a lady is cheap compare to Danok because there is no go-go strip bar there. Just have fun with your girl in the room and the last time I spend is below RM250.00 for 1 night with all in (food, hotel room and girl fee). Of course we do not go for expensive food just ordinary thai food and drinks for 2 person cost you about RM10.00 to RM15.00 and you will have a good time there without worrying the girl run away subject to where you book your girl. Some bar, they are not responsible type so maybe you bang 1 or 2 round then the girl run away. It happen to me before but I change until I found 1 bar where I stick to forever so that the girl and the mamasan become my friend. I am not promoting for any bar or anyone just want to share info for members. If you need more info, I will try my best to provide for you. Thank you all and have a nice time in the 'Land of Smile - Thailand'.

[QUOTE=Exit93]Oh well. It sucks to know that those 2 places have gone downhill. Well. So you mean SUNGAI KOLOK and PADANG BESAR is just 15-20km from Dannok or Hatyai? Sungai kolok's border is to which part of Malaysia? Padang besar border to which part of msia?

Tigerman. Thank you for understand me and where I am coming from. Well. Just try to plan your trip NOT ON HOLIDAYS. Due to lack of hotel rooms of course. You should get the best selection and do please wake up early and start your fishing. Well. I have not tried booking 2 girls. Maybe when you are there you could try. And report back))

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[QUOTE=Exit93]So you mean SUNGAI KOLOK and PADANG BESAR is just 15-20km from Dannok or Hatyai?[/QUOTE]
Padang Besar is where the train crosses the border, just 15km west of Dannok. It was the main entrance to Thailand until they built the North-South Highway (which crosses the border at Bukit Ayer Hitam/Dannok), after which it pretty quickly went dead.

Sungai Kolok is way down the east coast, a couple hundred km further south. It's the closest crossing to Kota Bharu, and was only really popular among mongers with the misfortune of living in Kelantan. It was never a very friendly place and there have been some bombs and shootings there in recent years, so it's really best avoided.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Heading to Krabi/Ao Nang shortly. Really going to soak up a few UV's but a little bit of nighttime fun and frolics would not go amiss. Anyone any ideas or is this part of Thailand the preserve of hairy legged backpackers (female variety):D? GH[/QUOTE]I am going to be in the same area from the 9th however have been unable to find any info either. Any luck?

[QUOTE]I am going to be in the same area from the 9th however have been unable to find any info either. Any luck?[/QUOTE]Hi,

The Ao Nang area is really dead, was unable to find any real action in the evening. I was touring most of the days, visiting the islands e. T. See and only spent a little time in the evenings trying to find some action.

On the day before I was going to leave I decided to check out Krabi Town, it is about 15km from the Ao Nang Beach Area. There are some buses, which go to the area, which probably cost about 50-100 Baht one way. I decided to use a Taxi, which is a bit more expensive, managed to negotitate 350 Baht one way, most of the drivers charge about 500 Baht one way.

I went to the town about mid-day as I did not really have much time in the evening as I had other plans. Try to look for a place called Chuanchan Massage, I cannot remember the road, but if you ask the taxi driver he should be able to take you there. On the bottom floor there is a karaoke bar, and if you go up to the 2nd floor there is a fishbowl. At this time of the day there were about 15 girls, a few very old, and not that many lookers, I was unable to find a girl I liked. So I left. A couple of roads parallel to this road, there is another road with about 10 MP's, again most of them have a fishbowl. I think I went in every MP, but was unable to find a good pick, and from the one I did, she was not offering FS or an Oil massage, only Thai.

I thought that was all the action that could be found. However the taxi driver knew one more area, with a few places. There was a small road with a few shop fronts. On one corner there was a pub called Heaven pub, Irish pub if I was not wrong, open but empty at that time, 2 shops down from there was a Sauna, went inside and there were 2 girls in there, not bad 6-8 I would say. They had no on site rooms, however the prices were 1500 for ST and 3000 for LT. I did not really have time to take either back to Ao Nang so I left it.

Now in between these 2 shops was another MP, in there were 4 girls, 3 quite young, 19-21 I would say and one old, 30+. Now the younger girls were quite cute all 7+. However 2 of the 3 were unable to provide Oily service. After asking again and again, the 3rd girl said she was happy to go ahead. Now I ended up paying about 600 Baht for 90 minutes, the price I am pretty sure included a tip for the taxi driver for bring me there of between 200-300 Baht. I was unable to negotiate anything better, so I just gave in.

Went up a couple of floors, rooms were very basic, just a massage bed and a mattress on the floor. Girl seemed pretty nervous, she told me to take my kit off and lie down face front on the mattress. She started giving me a massage for about 20 minutes. She then told me to turn over. She was still fully clothed at this point and I asked her to undress. She then asked me whether I wanted any extra services, she said FS and CBJ will cost another 1400. I could not be bothered to haggle so I said fine.

She was a 19 year old girl and when she undressed she had an amazing unblemished body. She first proceeded to give me a massage on my front for a little while and then she asked me if I was ready for the extras. I said yes and she took me to a shower in another room (remembering to take my wallet etc with me, just in case). I was then asked to have a quick shower and wash my bits, she also done the same.

After going back into the room she proceeded by giving me a CBJ for about 10-15 minutes, it was nice, not amazing but she seemed shy. After asking her to relax, she told me it was her first day at the MP and I was her first client. I then decided to help her out and tell her what to do. She was more relaxed afterwards, and was not doing too bad. We then ended up banging in a few positions for about 15-20 minutes, before I could not hold it anymore.

It ended up being a good session, and she allowed me to DATY but no DFK and she refused a BBBJ, probably as she was new, she was still a bit cautious.

I suppose if I visited this place in the evening there could have been more lookers. This is the only place I could find with some action, however the taxi driver told me there are a few Go Go Bars in the area and there should some action there.

This was the last bit of action before I left Thailand.

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Ao Nang, Krabi, Phang Nga....

All are dead. That's nothing new.
Apart from a tiny hiccup in Krabi some 5 years ago, all of these towns have always been dead.
In the South, only the border towns and Nakhon si Tammarat, Phuket, Songkla and Hat Yai have a good time on offer.
Going to Krabi is a waste of your time, unless you want to enjoy the Night Market food.

Freeler, I haven't been down there in a year or so, but I found Surat Thani to have roughly as much if not more P4P going on than Nakhon Si Thammarat. Both are fairly good for provincial towns, though I would not recommend going to either. I'll include my feeble efforts on the subject.

Surat Thani:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=534070&highlight=surat#post534070[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=534253&highlight=surat#post534253[/url]
Nakhon Si Thammarat:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=534430&highlight=thammarat#post534430[/url]

Dont know if this is the right place to ask the question, but having not been to Thailand in 8 or 9 years now I would like to know if I can get cash from ATM machines in Thailand using a credit or debit card issued from say Bank of America. Any guidance would be appreciated. Dont want to travel around with lots of baht or dollars on with me...

Thanks

[QUOTE=Vinny_Viagra]I would like to know if I can get cash from ATM machines in Thailand[/QUOTE]With a major ATM card (the one that works in Bangkok), you should be able to get money in any provincial center or larger city. I had no problem with ATM machines in places like Mae Sot, Khamphaeng Phet or Nong Khai. I think you'd have to go quite deep into the bush to get away from an ATM these days.

Of course, it's still prudent to always have a bit of cash socked away for an emergency (3000 baht covers me, but YMMV).

[QUOTE=Vinny_Viagra]Dont know if this is the right place to ask the question, but having not been to Thailand in 8 or 9 years now I would like to know if I can get cash from ATM machines in Thailand using a credit or debit card issued from say Bank of America. Any guidance would be appreciated. Dont want to travel around with lots of baht or dollars on with me...
Thanks[/QUOTE]
ATMs everywhere. Some have a daily withdrawal limit. You might ask your bank what your limit is, and ask to increase it if necessary.

I never carry cash or TTs anymore, I only use ATMs in Asia and Europe.

One potential pitfall of using credit/debit cards in Thailand is that western banks consider that country to be such a high risk area for fraud, they can be very jumpy about locking your card if they see it being used there. Happened to me once, and has happened to friends. A couple of phone calls to your bank will get it unlocked, but this can be an inconvenience. Having more than one type of card, or keeping some cash or cheques in your safe is always a good idea.

Opebo,

If the only purpose of a visit to Thailand is to get laid, Pattaya is your best if not only option.
However, should you actually want to see the country... then a trip South to NST, HY etc would be in order.
I believe that on your trip to NST, you somehow missed the Yowarat Hotel - not smart!
On my upcoming trip, I will most definitely venture South again, elbowing my way through a forest of white hairy legs:(.

[QUOTE=Terry Terrier]One potential pitfall of using credit/debit cards in Thailand is that western banks consider that country to be such a high risk area for fraud, they can be very jumpy about locking your card if they see it being used there. Happened to me once, and has happened to friends. A couple of phone calls to your bank will get it unlocked, but this can be an inconvenience. Having more than one type of card, or keeping some cash or cheques in your safe is always a good idea.[/QUOTE]

Terry is correct. My credit card carrier was nervous and jerky about my going to Thailand, and for good reason. I bought a new small suitcase on wheels at a store inside the BKK airport, because the handle on mine broke. Paid for it with a Visa card, signed the invoice, and walked off with my receipt and suitcase. A month or so later, I got my Visa bill. The price I was charged for the suitcase was 3 times more than my receipt........but I no longer had the receipt. My carrier says that they do that often in Asian countries......mostly in Thailand. So, keep all of your credit card receipts until you get your bill, and don't assume honesty exists...even in upscale stores.

[QUOTE=Freeler]Opebo,
...I believe that on your trip to NST, you somehow missed the Yowarat Hotel - not smart![/QUOTE]

I only discovered two short-time/hookers-hanging-out-in-front style hotels on my visit to Nakhon Si Thammarat, the Nakhorn Hotel, and the 'Sritong Limited Partnership' Hotel. Though I did not partake in either due to poor quality and general unfriendliness I tried my best to inform my brothers about them as follows:

[i]Lastly, I discovered a couple of the cheap hooker-hotels in town. One was the Nakhorn Hotel, on the street which runs by the train station, just a bit to the south. The other was the Sritong Limited Partnership Hotel, just to the north and opposite the train station. At each about 3 or 4 girls could be seen lounging in front - the price here was 300, but be careful as I was quoted 500-1000 when I first rolled up.[/i]

Could you share the location and other relevant information (price, quality and number of girls, etc.) about the fabled 'Yowarat' Hotel? One cannot help but fear that those of us who are not smart will continue to miss some venues, in our ignorance, if we do not share information upon this forum.

Never use a credit card in Thailand, except at reputable hotels. Simply inform the bank you have your debit card with you are going to Thailand. I have never had a problem, I always carry a second ATM card just in case.

Cactus J

[QUOTE=1Ball]ATMs everywhere. Some have a daily withdrawal limit. You might ask your bank what your limit is, and ask to increase it if necessary.

I never carry cash or TTs anymore, I only use ATMs in Asia and Europe.[/QUOTE]
I feel a little bit stupid, considering what happened to me 3 days after I posted the report above. Even though my post below is in the Bali Indonesia thread, where the incident took place, I believe it can happen anywhere.

[QUOTE=1Ball]By coincidence, I just posted on another thread that I never travel with large amounts of cash or TTs. I always use my ATM card for cash withdrawals.

Well, yesterday, I got fucked. Someone hacked one of the ATMs that I had recently used, got a hold of my card number and PIN. When I went to pull cash out, I found funds were not available as I had exceeded my daily limit. I ran home to look at my account online, and there had been 6 transactions in the last 24 hours, all at various ATMs in Singapore (I have not been in Singapore recently), for a total in excess of 900 USD. After calling my bank, and cancelling my card, and them promising to put the lost money in my account, I am however without cash, and without an ATM card. Thankfully, friends have been able to front me some money.

The strange thing is I have a daily withdrawal limit of 300 USD, by choice, and they still managed to grab over 900. The person at the other end of the line was not able to explain why.

Be careful out there, and check on a regular basis.[/QUOTE]

Just back from Thailand Hua Hin waste of time about 20 bars 200 ugly girls dont waste your time with the journey !!!

I totally gave up using ATM and credit cards in Thailand anymore. In 5 years after I have bank accounts and ATM cards from Bangkok Bank, Thai UOB, Siam Commercial Bank, I totally had 3+3+2 ATM fraud, including 2 times my whole amount were drained cleaned from Bangkok Bank, and transfered to UNKNOWN destinations, all inside jobs against foriegners, after so much headaches and hassels and sleepless nights, the Bangkok Bank gave me back my money, I had enough Thai Banks, thats when I decided to quit banking in Thailand altogether.

Now all my spending money in Thailand and SEA is shifted to UOB and DBS in Singapore, and some to HK, only carry cash and travelers checks to Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, and even to China. No more sleepless nights in SEA after that.

Opebo,


Last time I checked, Yaowarat was about 200m East of the large long distance taxi stand.
The girls came from HY and Phuket and they were good looking and ready to go.
Yaowarat was a 'normal' hotel at the time, so just asking for directions will not immediately give you away as a ho fucker:D.

Regards,
Freeler

PS The nasty answer would be: GOOGLE DAMMIT! This is what you find:
[url]http://hotels-thailand-en.globalhotelindex.com/nakhonsrithammarat/hotel_yaowarat_2449436en.html[/url]

RCA,

Most tourists will used their 'foreign' cards. I never met a problem in almost ten years of using them in Thailand.

When travelling, and not only in LOS, I use several ATM cards to get cash for "petty" expenses, like restaurants, *****houses and the like. An added advantage is: no paper trail!
I do pay hotels with credit cards, even in Thailand, and had no problems so far.
I do call the banks and CC-companies, notifying them to expect charges from -for me- exotic countries in a certain period, in order to avoid the cards being blocked.

[QUOTE=RCA Knight]...I had enough Thai Banks, thats when I decided to quit banking in Thailand altogether...[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that works well for you, but some of us must maintain a fairly large balance bank account here in Thailand in order to have our visas renewed.

[QUOTE=Patterson]Just back from Thailand Hua Hin waste of time about 20 bars 200 ugly girls dont waste your time with the journey !!![/QUOTE]I lived in Hua Hin for 5 years and don't share your view about Hua Hin. It surely has a more laid back athmosphere then Disneyland Pattaya but this is what some people like. And i can asure you that in my time there i had many beautiful willing girls.

So Khun Petterson don't be so absolute about a place you don't seem to know!

How much money in a Thai bank account does it take to qualify for a visa renewal?

Thank you guys for all the input.
Several years back I booked directly via the internet with several Hotels and tours guides in Thailand for our big family trip providing my credit card number. I never had any issues with the number being misused, but a few days after it was used my the local Master Card office called me and ask if my card was lost or stolen because some chargers were made in Thailand.

Your point is taken...tell your card company you are going to Asia. It will prevent a lock being put on the account.

It seem that local Thai issued ATM cards Bangkok Bank ect has had some issues.

Anyway I guess being careful and the less usage is a good practice.

VV

[QUOTE=Freeler]Last time I checked, Yaowarat was about 200m East of the large long distance taxi stand.
The girls came from HY and Phuket and they were good looking and ready to go.
Yaowarat was a 'normal' hotel at the time, so just asking for directions will not immediately give you away as a ho fucker:D.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for those tantalizing tidbits of information, Freeler, though of course we have no idea where is this 'large long distance taxi stand'. I wonder if these girls were the 300 baht kind, the 1,500 baht kind, or some where in between. I suppose we'll never know.

As for asking locals about such things, I have to say that it is, while not totally useless, normally far less effective than asking our brothers upon this forum for their advice. So please excuse my inquisitiveness.

[QUOTE=Daddy San]How much money in a Thai bank account does it take to qualify for a visa renewal?[/QUOTE]

A retirement visa renewal requires 800,000 baht in a Thai bank account for at least 3 months before an application for renewal, or a combination of monthly pension or social security income plus bank account totalling 800,000 each year. At current exchange rates, that's about $23,000 USD.

[QUOTE=Loverboy44]I lived in Hua Hin for 5 years and don't share your view about Hua Hin. It surely has a more laid back athmosphere then Disneyland Pattaya but this is what some people like. And i can asure you that in my time there i had many beautiful willing girls.

So Khun Petterson don't be so absolute about a place you don't seem to know![/QUOTE]

Hua Hin is one of my favorite destinations in Thailand because it is off the tourist path and it is quiet. As far as the mongering scene goes, I am not knowledgable about this but how bad can any place be in Thailand. If you are willing to invest a little time and effort good times can be had.

loverboy 44 one mans food is another mans poison Hua Hin was not only boring the girls with very very very ugly !!!

[QUOTE=Patterson]loverboy 44 one mans food is another mans poison Hua Hin was not only boring the girls with very very very ugly !!![/QUOTE]

I would not agree that the girls in Hua Hin are ugly. I'd say that, on average, they are more attractive than the ones in Pattaya. However, I'd say that there are far fewer of them, and the ones in Hua Hin are much more likely to be flaky, as many of them don't seem to be serious about being pros - they are just dabbling in it - and may only choose to go with guys who they find either attractive, or unusually generous. In Pattaya, pretty much all the pros are hardened pros.

Surely on the weekends when the office girls get freedom some must flock to the beaches at HH. A pakwan man could have some luck.

M2041

You cannot say better than Pattaya girls, Some of the girls on walking street are pictures !!!

Maybe i had choosen a bad 4 days to stay but was not impressed

And IMO the best looking girls are the South Thailand girls Hat Yai areas etc so before the rants and raves of Pattaya one dimentional dude start its NOT true

Hi,

Been in Pilok again for a couple of days.
Some changes since my last visit are visible: Many new restaurants have popped up on and near the infamous PanSomBat Hotel block. Hookers are still in good supply and they appear to have quite a lot of business too. Asking price is B300 ST, but if you provide the room, B200 is what you would have to pay (some want less...).
Check out the hotel in the Lithai building for good rooms at better prices, A/C at appr B250.

Opebo,

It's obvious that you haven't used the google link I provided. Remember, Google is our friend.

After a long absence from this quiet town, I finally revisited it.
Action still takes place on and near Soi Sri Boon Ruang 2 off Meechai Rd (google for map, thank you).
Girls where actively following me, asking for up to B500 ST or B1000LT.
A cute 20yo with a pretty round face asked for B500, but settled for B200 within a minute. She works with about six 'friends' in a typical Isaan style brothel (bring your own towel, tissue etc...) just 20 metres from SSBR2 on Meechai Rd.
She was damn hot and helpful in every way.

Cost of day:
trip from Pilok: airbus B234 to Udon, songthaew in Udon B10, bus to NK B35, hotel in NK B200, food and drinks B85, girl B200.
Adds up to... not very much!

[QUOTE=Freeler]After a long absence from this quiet town, I finally revisited it.
Action still takes place on and near Soi Sri Boon Ruang 2 off Meechai Rd (google for map, thank you).[/QUOTE]This soi is already mentioned here: [post]804888[/post] (and a map is attached to this report).

[QUOTE=Freeler]Opebo,

It's obvious that you haven't used the google link I provided. Remember, Google is our friend.[/QUOTE]

Oh I did, of course. But it was not of any use - google does not have listings for 'large long distance taxi stand' or other obscure local buildings/parking lots.

Dear Friends,

I will be staying in Langkawi (Malaysia) for a longer period this winter.

I'm afraid that the mongering scene in Langkawi is pretty bad.

Therefore I plan to make a trip to Satun in Thailand (1 hour with ferry).

Any updates or info regarding the scene in Satun?

Or other places not to far away from Satun.

All information will be appreciated.

And I will "pay back" with a report.

Gregbro,

Best give Satun a miss and move on to Had Yai! You can't go wrong with HY.

I am amazed at the availability of p4p in rural Thailand. I intended to birdwatch in Kaeng Krachan Nat. Park (west of Phetchaburi). I couldn't find the lodge I intended to stay at, and in fact couldn't find any place open midweek. (All the signs in Thai and being already dark didn't help). I found a small restaurant near the Kaeng Krachan dam with some older people dreinking and eating, and asked if they new of an open hotel. Turns out the restaurant had a few cabins. Really basic (cold shower, manual toilet) but 300 baht. So I took a room, cleaned up, and went back to the restaurant for dinner. An old drunk guy started talking to me and at one point asked: "You like Thai ladies? " and I replied yes. The guy staggered away and I didn't think any more of it. Later a fat Thai lady sat down and asked if I want a Thai lady for that night, quickly assuring me she was not the lady in question, but rather it would be a "beautiful 19 year old. " We started talking about price, and the hotel lady, smelling money, said the price for the room was 600 if I had a lady. Eventually settled on 1500 for the room and the lady.

Returned to the room and a while later, a knock on the door and sure enough a very nice looking, probably around 19 year old, girl is there. Zero English, but we have a good night. I assume the girl was the daughter of one of the people at the restaurant.

[QUOTE=Birds]I assume the girl was the daughter of one of the people at the restaurant.[/QUOTE]

I enjoyed your tale, but I think, from my experience in the backwaters, that it is very unlikely that people directly rent their daughters. Usually the girls who are 'bad' are by necessity a bit removed from their families due to the severe shame and embarrasment involved. In many cases they come from the next province over.

However I have only ever accessed girls in provincial capitals (and in one or two cases large secondary towns), so perhaps the girls in truly rural zones are more local. Many times any small 'bungaloe' style hotels (often called short time, sex, or 'f-ing' hotels) located in a remote rural area will have some girls on call. It is however rare that the girls will actually be waiting on premises as the police are always trying very strenuously to bust these bungaloe hotels, at least the ones which are not owned by police or paying heavily the policemen's bribes.

Lastly you do bring to our attention another interesting point abou P4P in backwaters - it is generally astonishingly overpriced!

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I crossed the border at around 10 AM and it was easy. Walked around sightseeing for a while got a bite to eat and then headed back to the end of the bridge to get a guide to take me to the girls. I run into one that had said hi to me when I first got there but I wasn’t ready yet, I remembered him because his English was perfect, we had a nice long conversation about the laws in the USA and made it clear that I only wanted girls that were at least 18 years old, he assured me he would take care of everything and keep me safe. He had a motto and asked for 70 Baht, he said he’d take me to several places to find a girl I liked, sounded fair and he seemed like a good guy so I said OK. His name is Slim and I’ll give you his info later.

First Place – Down a dirt road to this run down building, we go inside and sit down, Slim talks to the boss while the girls are coming in, they are all cute and have nice little bodies, Slim asks me what one I like, I tell him and ask him to ask the girl if she is OK going with me, he talks to the girl, she smiles at me, says something to Slim and he tell me she is happy to go with me, I say OK, she takes my hand and leads me to her room. OMG what a dump but she does keep it neat so it’s not so bad. I sit on the bed while she locks the door, she comes over and we kiss, we take our clothes off and lay on the bed, she gives me a so-so BBBJ, puts the cover on and I get on top, she’s very small so it takes awhile but we get it all in, switch to doggie, I cum, she cleans me up, we get dressed and leave. Nothing fancy but it was exciting doing her in a place like that.
Back on the motto and Slim asks what I want to do now so I tell him I need to recover before the next one so I’m going to do a little shopping and we’ll meet in an hour, and right on time Slim shows up.

Second Place – Another bumpy dirt road god knows where to another place, same routine picking the girl as last time.
While I’m doing this one someone yells at her from over the wall, she makes me get off, puts on her clothes, she tells me to wait and she leaves. A few minutes later the boss comes in and tells me to hurry and get dressed, condom still on I get dressed and he leads me out a different way to some street and leaves me there, my hearts pounding oh shit what now, just then Slim rides up, I get on and he takes off. When we’re down the road a bit he stops and tells me that the police/army was in the area and they had to clear out. Now this is excitement I don’t need. LOL Slim asks what I want to do now and I tell him I didn’t finish so take me to another place.

Third Place – Same as before but no trouble this time.

At all of the places it was the same, one pop for about 30 minutes for 500 Baht, I tipped the first girl 100 Baht after but Slim said not to do that.

All in all it was worth it and I had a good time.

Slim is a great guy and will take good care of you if you want to see the city or if just want girls. He’s married with 2 boys and said he’s been doing this for 10 years, I would recommend him. I have his number if you want it.

Mike

I’m in Mae Sai tonight and will be going back to Chiang Mai tomorrow.

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I spent the night at the Top North Hotel, 400 Baht for fan room with breakfast, hot water and WiFi, very basic place but clean and walking distance to the border crossing.

I couldn’t find anything in the area that looked like a club, a bar or anything that might be P4P.

I found a post from Domino, “Skanking in Mae Sai” with a map and everything. [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=385186&postcount=585[/url]
It looked interesting so I went to check the area out. I found several small Karaoke places, all with some girls in them, and I did see a couple of places that I think were the ones he was talking about. I walked slowly by them several times but didn’t stop or go in them. I don’t speak Thai and they didn’t say anything to me so I felt out of place and left.
I’m reposting the map, with a couple of additions, Domino provided so I hope he doesn’t mind.

Mike

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During the day I did some recon to check out the brothels that are supposed to be behind Wiang Inn but didn’t see anything that had any activity during the daytime. Making my way around and back up to the main road I passed a little eating/store place with this sexy lady sitting eating and drinking a beer, our eyes met, I said hello as I walked by, kept walking but just past her I pretended to stop and take a photo of some plant, she yells out to me hey want a beer, I don’t drink do you have Coke, yea we do come on over, so I go and sit with her and have a Coke, she is one fine looking lady. One thing leads to another and we’re going to go to her place for making love, 1000 Baht, but first let me finish my beer, then I’m going to have one more, then I should eat, etc. She was fun, damn sexy, kept kissing me and talking about how she going to suck my dick and the old man that owns the place was really cool to talk to so I went along, for awhile. When she said one more beer that was it for me, I gave her my number and told her when she want to f**k call me. She begged me not to go but I kept walking as she’s calling me to come back. Then she call me begging me to come back but I tell her I’m busy now and to call me later. Maybe an hour later she calls again asking me to come and see her, I tell her that I’ll be there in an hour and be ready to go, she says she will be ready. An hour later I show up and guess what, she wants to finish her beer, I turn and walk away, during the next hour she called me 7 more times, I never answered. Damn I would loved to f**k her but she was too much work.
Her name was Gay, 33 years old, tall, very thin, cute face and a great ass. If you want to go by there, she lives in the area and is at that place all the time, going from the Night Market on the main street just past Wiang Inn is Sanpanard Road turn north, down the street, at the corner, is the little eating place on the left.

Also, the brothels are right here too, just turn left at the little store, follow it around when it curves to the right and the places I thing are the brothels are on both sides. They kind of look like apartments and there were several girls at each place walking around inside and standing on the second floor when I walked by at night.

After the thing with Gay I went to the bar street behind Wang Come Hotel, I stopped at couple more but this time, after they drew me in, I was ignored. WTF!
Then I headed over to check out some of the places around the Night Market, they were dead and the women were older, not all that good looking and just setting there bored. I passed.

Well what to do now, I needed to get something for my two days in Chiang Rai, I check my notes and it looks like the only sure thing in town is the Massage Parlor next to Wiang Inn so I head over there.
When I get there it’s a little before 10 PM on a Sunday night and it says they close at 12, I have time, and go inside. The fishbowl is right there as you walk in, maybe 12 girls/ladies sitting there, none of them looked great so it was a question of picking the best of the lot, the guy came up to me and asked what one I liked, they had numbers, I told him they were all so beautiful, not, and told him it was my first time here and I was more interested in great service, who do you recommend, he says 156, she looks OK, I ask are you sure, he says he guaranties it, guarantee how much, 1800 Baht for 90 minutes and it includes everything even the tip, I agree and we go to the window to get her, I pay, she takes me by the hand and we go downstairs to a room. Her name is Yep, from a small town in the mountains, 28 years old, maybe 5’4”, could loose a few pounds but overall not too bad, she works here on the weekend, has another part-time job and goes to school.
Nice little room, seating and a bed, a divider with a bathtub on the other side, she tells me to get comfortable, I strip and sit on the bed while she starts the bath, she returns, removes her clothes and sits with me, we talk a little while she plays with my dick. I tell her that it’s my first time in Chiang Rai and my first time here, she tell me I’m her first American, still playing with my dick, then comments on my size, I tell her don’t worry I’ll be nice, she kneels in front of me to get a better look, strokes it, a few kisses but no BJ.
The bath is ready, she has me get in then she gets in, very nice soapie, she cleaned everywhere, I get out and dry off, she’s still in the tub washing herself, she tell me to go lay down while she finishes, I lay face down, she comes back and gets on the bed with me and tells me to turn over.
A little closed mouth kissing, she kisses my body down to and around my dick but again no BJ, DATY, on goes the condom, she gets the lube and I ask her to not use it, I take her hand and show her how wet she is down there and tell her I’ll take it easy, she says OK and guides me in, nice and easy but we got it all the way in, switch to doggie, then her on top squatting, then me on top. I f**k the heck out of her and she never complained, oh yea she moaned and groaned but never a word, at one point she held my ass and pulled hard into her, but I didn’t cum. While hovering over her she pulled me out, removed the condom, she used my dick to rub herself until she climaxed, then she shoved my dick back inside her, I pounded away until I was ready to cum and pulled out, she jacked me and I shot a load all over her chest, she jacked me until I was limp and then laid down on top of her, we hugged and kissed a little. She takes me back to the bath, cleans us both up, dry off and get dressed.
I asked her if I could see her again, she says she’d like that, at my hotel, sure no problem, I give her my number and tell her to call me so I have her number, I’ll be back in two days to see you again. I didn’t hear from her.

Mike

I’m off to Mae Sai now.

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I stayed at the Wang Come Hotel, when I asked the rate she told me 1000 Baht, Wiang Inn was 1800 Baht a night, but when I frowned she offered me a discount of 800 Baht a night with breakfast but there is no internet and it’s totally non-smoking, very nice hotel and the bar street is right behind it.
I tried a few of the places on the bar street but it was always the same thing, talk, buy me a drink, talk, buy me a drink, will you go out with me, no I don’t go out. Now I’ll admit that I’m not a night owl, was there between 9 and 11 or so, so maybe different when it gets later.
Just gave up and called it a night.

Mike

Thanks RNG,

for reminding me of the 'hidden' possibilities of Mae Sai. I'm headed there in a couple of weeks for a visa run and shall take some time to re-explore the area!

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy].

I spent the night at the Top North Hotel, 400 Baht for fan room with breakfast, hot water and WiFi, very basic place but clean and walking distance to the border crossing.

I couldn’t find anything in the area that looked like a club, a bar or anything that might be P4P.

I found a post from Domino, “Skanking in Mae Sai” with a map and everything. [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=385186&postcount=585[/url]
It looked interesting so I went to check the area out. I found several small Karaoke places, all with some girls in them, and I did see a couple of places that I think were the ones he was talking about. I walked slowly by them several times but didn’t stop or go in them. I don’t speak Thai and they didn’t say anything to me so I felt out of place and left.
I’m reposting the map, with a couple of additions, Domino provided so I hope he doesn’t mind.

Mike[/QUOTE]For what I m remembered last year just the place 5, 6 8 was in action. Some girls in the house near the small temple place speak english and asked 300 baths. But not pretty girls, Mae sai seemed to be really quiet or the girls are hidded. Better to go in burma. Where you must trusted nobody. Never take a coackroach after the border. Keep in mind that prostitution is illegal in burma and spy from governement are everywhere. Do your business alone. By going with somebody you re sure to paid more and eventualy get hassles.

Chiang rai is a waste of time for hookers, the bar strip is shit. I heared some good rumors about the place where the student of cr university lives. But the trade is for Thai

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy].While hovering over her she pulled me out, removed the condom, she used my dick to rub herself until she climaxed, then she shoved my dick back inside her, I pounded away until I was ready to cum and pulled out, she jacked me and I shot a load all over her chest, she jacked me until I was limp and then laid down on top of her, we hugged and kissed a little. She takes me back to the bath, cleans us both up, dry off and get dressed.[/QUOTE]

You should be careful when barebacking a sex worker, especially in Chiang Rai. Northern Thailand has the biggest STD risk

Does anyone have any experience of getting a train from BKK to Krabi? I'm planning to take the gf there for a couple of days, and she has suggested the o/n train. Sounds fine to me, but would like a private compartment if possible, for obvious reasons.

Any thoughts, comments, suggestions much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Does anyone have any experience of getting a train from BKK to Krabi? I'm planning to take the gf there for a couple of days, and she has suggested the o/n train. Sounds fine to me, but would like a private compartment if possible, for obvious reasons.

Any thoughts, comments, suggestions much appreciated.[/QUOTE]For info on the train (or any train in the world anywhere!), check out seat61.com and follow the links.

You can buy a ticket at the station in BKK (Hualamphong), including a bus ticket to Krabi. I tried this but got irritated by the fact that on the bus you end up with a small army of backpackers stopping at two private bus stations between the pickup at the station near Krabi and Krabi town itself. This is especially irritating after not having a great night's sleep and wastes a huge amount of time. There was something seriously wrong with the bus transmission, seats were permanently in recline with what looked like recycled ancient nylon pink underwear around the windows. No one could tell you anything and we had a crowd of know-it-all backpackers bleating on and on throughout the trip. At the second private bus station, they wanted us to pay 300 baht for the trip to ao Nang. Even charged us 20 baht just to go to the centre of Krabi town and you had to pay for using toilet. I did not get to Ao Nang until well after midday (having arrived in Surat Thani at about 6am).

If I were you, I would not buy the bus ticket but get tickets for the night train to Surat Thani and then arrange transport at Surat Thani so you can specify exactly where you want to go. There are a couple of tables and some of the restaurants selling tickets across from where the train stops. Shop around. If you cannot get a ticket to Ao Nang or wherever you want to go, you can get a ticket to the waterfront of Krabi town or the bus station and then get the Saeng Thaw (openbacked truck-bus) to Ao Nang for I think 60 baht.

The difference between the first class and the sleeper is that you get a compartment of two bunks (one above the other) for yourself. Usually they segregate the sexes but you can say it is your wife (lol!) and that should be enough. I also know guys who claim to have had a bit of hanky panky on the sleeper behind the curtains - in fact, one Thai couple shared the lower bunk next to mine but fully clothed. The noise of the train is surely enough to drown out pretty much anything else.

The downside of first class is that it is not available on every train, you are sleeping sideways to the direction of travel and tend to be woken up whenever the train stops (which happens less on the ordinary sleeper as your body is aligned with the direction of travel and your body is not jolted around so much), is still noisy even with the door closed etc.

Whereever you are, you get woken up far too early but that is because the staff need to change the bed around for the next passengers.

The no frills restaurant (open windows therefore noisy) on the train is open until about 10pm and you can get beer there too. Or you can have it served to your seat/bed.

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Would like to ask the members of this fine forum if anyone could point me out to some action in this zone.

I will be there for 2-3 weeks next month and i'm mobil as well with a car.

I'm looking especially for following stuff:

- Normal good massage places just for relaxing
- Massage with extras (BJ)
- BJ Bar's if any....
- Recommended Massage Parlor's

Thank you in advance for any hint's and tip's.

[QUOTE=Payu]I'm looking especially for following stuff:

- Normal good massage places just for relaxing
- Massage with extras (BJ)
- BJ Bar's if any....
- Recommended Massage Parlor's[/QUOTE]

Firstly let me say that you may find more information about Roi Et and Yasothon in the 'Issan' section, which covers those two towns as well as the rest of the Northeastern region.

Secondly, let me say that there are most definitely no BJ bars to be found in towns like Roi-Et or Yasothon. I fear you may be in for a bit of a disappointment. These towns only contain a very tiny minimum of mongering opportunities - you'll be lucky to find a blow job at all in these towns, much less a bar dedicated to their proferrment.

There are good normal massage places all over in Roi-Et, and I think also a few in Yasothon. I can't particularly recommend any, and I suspect that most do not really provide any sex at all.

If you want a 'soapy' massage place, which definitely provides sex, I know only of the one in Roi-Et - at Mai Tai Hotel. So far the authorities have not managed to shut it down, and it still provides the bathtub and (usually rather poor) sex for 1,200-1,700 baht. The girls are not particularly good looking or young either. [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=816325&highlight=roi-et#post816325]My most recent Roi-Et report.[/url]

I never found any small brothel-houses in Roi Et, but I did find one or two in Yasothon - the usual awful places with unattractive women and bad service, priced around 500 baht for an hour.

To be honest I would not recommend visiting Isaan with an eye for mongering, with the possible exception of Udon Thani. Better to either stay in Pattaya, or if you must come up here to this dull area, bring a girl with you.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Does anyone have any experience of getting a train from BKK to Krabi? I'm planning to take the gf there for a couple of days, and she has suggested the o/n train. Sounds fine to me, but would like a private compartment if possible, for obvious reasons.

Any thoughts, comments, suggestions much appreciated.[/QUOTE]You better can take a bus from the New Southern Bus Station. Take the 24 seats VIP bus at 1600Bt and I guarantee you a much more comfortable trip than in a train. Bus makes one stop at around 11:30pm for 30 minutes and after that it is all the way to Krabi in a 170 degrees reclined and comfortable seat. Book at a travel agency, and ask for pictures of the bus, they will have.

[QUOTE=Titanio]...the 24 seats VIP bus at 1600Bt and I guarantee you a much more comfortable trip than in a train.[/QUOTE]

Excuse me for being disputatious, but in my humble opinion the sleeper train is more comfortable than any bus, and the price you mention - 1,600 baht, is more expensive by far than the train. I can't find specifically the price on the Thai Railways website, but I seem to remember paying a little less than 1,000 baht to Hat Yai last year in the second class air-con sleeper, and with that one is sleeping quite flat in a real bed.

If one would spend 1,600 baht to reach Krabi, one might as well fly Air Asia for about 2,000 baht and accomplish the journey in one hour.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Excuse me for being disputatious, but in my humble opinion the sleeper train is more comfortable than any bus, and the price you mention - 1,600 baht, is more expensive by far than the train. I can't find specifically the price on the Thai Railways website, but I seem to remember paying a little less than 1,000 baht to Hat Yai last year in the second class air-con sleeper, and with that one is sleeping quite flat in a real bed.

If one would spend 1,600 baht to reach Krabi, one might as well fly Air Asia for about 2,000 baht and accomplish the journey in one hour.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately the dates I am traveling on the AirAsia fare is around 3600 Bht return, and I want to take the gf too.

The train (private compartment) seems a better option than the bus if one is traveling with company. I would happily do this were it not for the thought of a 2-3 hour bus ride at the other end.

I might bite the bullet and buy air tickets, or revise my travel plans to go somewhere nice that is directly on a rail line.

[QUOTE=Simian]For info on the train (or any train in the world anywhere!), check out seat61.com and follow the links.[/QUOTE]Thank you, that is a superb web site.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Unfortunately the dates I am traveling on the AirAsia fare is around 3600 Bht return, and I want to take the gf too.[/QUOTE]

Oh, so the 1,600 baht bus ticket is a round trip (return) as well? I read that as one way.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Excuse me for being disputatious, but in my humble opinion the sleeper train is more comfortable than any bus, and the price you mention - 1,600 baht, is more expensive by far than the train. I can't find specifically the price on the Thai Railways website, but I seem to remember paying a little less than 1,000 baht to Hat Yai last year in the second class air-con sleeper, and with that one is sleeping quite flat in a real bed.

If one would spend 1,600 baht to reach Krabi, one might as well fly Air Asia for about 2,000 baht and accomplish the journey in one hour.[/QUOTE]No problem at all.

The 1600 I mentioned is single trip. Exact price I think was 1520 a few months ago. But I was working out that the train to Hat Yai takes over 15 hours and then again a bus to Krabi. I agree that 2nd class sleeper is under 1000 baht, but add a few hundreds for a (fast) bus from Hat Yai to Krabi. Those guys over there know how to price. So all in by train it will take you at least 17 to 18 hours from BKK to Krabi where the bus will make it in just 12 hours. And although I have not that much train experience with trains in Thailand, to me it is more noisy and I think it makes more stops during the trip. But I agree on the price difference. And not to forget, 2nd class sleeper tickets will not always be available for same or next two days where I have never been refused a seat on a bus.

[QUOTE=Titanio]And although I have not that much train experience with trains in Thailand, to me it is more noisy and I think it makes more stops during the trip.[/QUOTE]True, but the sleepers are very comfortable. I almost always seem to get a good long night's sleep (partly because everyone goes to bed around 8 pm).

That said, there are destinations that make sense by overnight train and those that don't. Chiangmai, Udon, Nong Khai, and Hatyai are in the first category. Krabi, Surat/Samui, and Phuket are in the second.

Right, I haven't spent much time at all on this so I'm apologizing in advance if I say anything that's been said ten times before...

Mai Sai visa run: I went on my Mae Sai visa run recently and found it at easy as before, get out of
Thailand, cross the bridge, pay B500 , get the in and out stamps – just say 'go right back' if you don't want to go shopping in Takhilek - from the Birmese Junta behind the desk and get back to Thailand.
Freeler, of course, had arranged his visa in advance, so he got the 60 day deal, no sweat.
However, if you enter the Kingdom by land without a prearranged visa, you will get only 15 days! If you come in by air, the usual 30 days are given on arrival.
It is more important now then ever to sort your visa out at home or at a Thai embassy or consulate!
In todays BKK Post: Thai Gov plans to wave visa fees to get tourism back on track, but plans yet to be okayed.

In Mae Sai I went on the Skinless walkabout but found nothing of interest except perhaps the usual ' viagra, porno and marijuana' bullshit. Girls sitting in front of a number of joints didn't react at all with any offers of pleasure – not even when I pretended to be lost and in need of help....
Cost of day in Mae Sai: Bus from Chiang Rai B39, songthaew from Bokoso to border B15, payment to Junta B500.

Chiang Rai revisited: Not even a Thai massage is what it used to be in CR. Still B200 for two hours, but the two hours ended after just one. And massage was bad at best, if not horrible... The barscene in CR sucks and the brothels got closed in 2003. CR is only there for a visa run or, if you've never been up North, to take trips to Mae Sai, Chiang Sean (bus B38) and Chiang Khong (bus B70). Guesthouses and hotels for B200-450. Do yourself a favor and don't bother with the girls or the barscene.

Pitsanulok revisited: I used the pool of trusted ladies to satisfy my every need but made one addition to the pool. A bit of a PLORK (google for that one:)) but what a fucker! All still are happy to go for B200, tho one gets a B100 Freeler premium for outstanding ( . )( . ), hj, bj and facial opportunities.
Cost of a typical day in Pilok:
Hotel B150-250 (fan room), lady B200+tip, breakfast B40-80, diner B20-40, busride B9 or 13.

Korat revisited: Basically the same deal as Pilok including just one addition to the pool of pleasers.

Main difference between Pilok and Korat is the near absence of long stay losers in Pilok. However, there are more back packing LP users in Pilok

Talk about losers: In todays BKK a letter from Mr John Lunn from England, complaining about the strong Baht. He got only B50 for his Sterling compared to B68 before. Loser Lunn completely overlooks the fact that Steling, like in 1995, has gone down the drain against every major currency and that any trip out of England will cost him dearly.

About ten weeks into the trip I've almost completely relied on the services of known providers. Apart from the two new additions mentioned, the third new lady was in Nong Khai, where finding chicks is as easy as 1,2,3.

Now I'm bored. Time to find something fun to do.

[QUOTE=Betong]True, but the sleepers are very comfortable. I almost always seem to get a good long night's sleep (partly because everyone goes to bed around 8 pm).

That said, there are destinations that make sense by overnight train and those that don't. Chiangmai, Udon, Nong Khai, and Hatyai are in the first category. Krabi, Surat/Samui, and Phuket are in the second.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all your suggestions. I decided that I was happy to take the train in principle, but couldn't face a 3 hour bus ride afterwards, followed by a taxi to the hotel. So I have just bought a pair of plane tickets. Not cheap, but then neither am I...

mouse

What pity to see such a town like Mae Sai with so much potential gone limp as is. Perhaps because so many castaways have chosen to take refuge there, I had never seen such losers before. To add to that, the stupid tourist crowd that rushes to get there just for a look at the border gate of a communist country and to pose for a quick snapshot.

I took the first hotel on my route when I left the customs, the same road that goes under the bridge. You could also take a shortcut through the market to get there. The hotel is about fifty meters from the bridge on your left, 320 Baht per night. The room was lousy and the bathroom was even worse but I still had too much luggage on to pass it on.

If you go about another fifty meters from the hotel, there is a four, five-way of small roads with a structure in the middle, which looked like it could be a shrine of some kind or similar. On the two roads on your right, right at the crossing, there are a couple of shops. I think I found the right price of 300 Baht/pop at the hotel but another place asked for 500 because the gurls were younger and better looking, and they were so, I took one. The service was very bad but her nice body made up for it. I was very tempted to go back and make a complaint to the mamason who insisted her gurls were worth the price but I was too exhausted to actually do it. The gurl looked like from Indian decent, long dark hair, nice firm body, but didn’t want to be kissed, touched, … wtf. At the shop, she tried very hard to get my attention and made it so obvious that the other gurls started to back off but as soon we arrived at my room, she flipped flop.

Chiang Khong is not a destination and it is just a stopover for backpackers going or coming from the Laos border. If you stumbled your way there, I recommend you would stay at the most expensive place in town just to avoid backpackers. I think that would be at the River View Hotel (not Gust House) at 500 Baht/night. I am sure the staff or the bellboy would offer to help you find something. I stayed at Boom Room Guest House at 250 Baht/night. There was no A/C but it was not needed, no TV, and the room was very basic. Keep in mind that the rooms in these guest houses are separated by partitions and the windows have no insulation or anything so, it is like being outdoor but covered! Late at night, half sleep half awake, I overheard the guest house staff (or just a local guy) asking a couple of men travelers next door if they wanted boom boom. At the entrance to Boom Room Guest House, there is a coffee shop run by a foreigner and it is a good place to eat, it is a good buy.

I have a week to kill at the start of February and am looking for some options on where to stay.

Normally I am a Bangkok type, and love it there, but this time was looking for something a little different and off the beaten track.

Somewhere on the beach, with a wide enough selection of bars and of course a wide enough selection of girls. Perhaps somewhere to the level of Sihanoukville in Cambodia which is where I'm currently thinking of going.

Any input appreciated.

I will be staying in Bangsaen for 2 more or less relaxing nights before I head to Pattaya, it looks like I will now be travelling there solo as I couldn't find any of my thai lady friends to accompany me so now I'm asking for help to where I can find some action while I am there.

This part of my trip is the relaxing part, but I would like at least 1 ST or LT per day while I am there so I won't be fully loaded when I travel further down the road to Pattaya.

Where if any are there any beer or gogo bars in Bangsaen, I will be staying near the beach so is there any beach action at all (I'm not hoping for the hooker stroll on beach rd in Patts) & how easy is it to pick up a Uni student at the nearby University.

I would like to drive into Betong from Pengkalan Hulu and it is my first time. Been there but have never driving in. My past experience entering by taxi is :
1. Park at the border
2. Clear M'sian Immigration
3. Clear checkpoint
4. Fill up forms at the Thai Immigration ( usually pay the lady outside to fill up form )
5. Submit form at Thai Immigration
6. Out we go and find tut tut !

Appreciate if anyone could enlighten me where to get the Thai form , what form and where to submit if I'm driving through . One thing for sure , i need to bring my car registration card !

Thanks ..

Xerus

Hi All,

Was in Krabi recently. Stayed at Buri Thara Resort-Ao Nang, a supposedly 4 star (I think 3 - 3.5 star max) resort hotel. Rooms were really good, spacious, TV with CNN, Fridge, Air-con, mini bar, Bathroom with bathtub, separate bath area and 2 side-by side wash basins...also a nice two seter balcony...facing the pool.

Ao Nang is a laid back beach town, many tourists n not as tainted yet as the other Mongger destinations such as Phuket in Thailand. Food and shopping prices are generally still quite high though due to it beiong a tourist haunt.

The 3 Bar areas I saw were 2 right opposite the Ao Nang Beach, both ear the Burger King outlet. 1 more very noteworthy one (thank you to Toby I for the info to go here!!!) was a Soi right ooposite the McDonalds.

The girls seem to be quite nice looking at the Soi opp. McDonalds, prices from 1000THB ST to 1500THB LT. Nice looking bar girls, quite GF, good fun. Prices are quite the same as any other Bar areas generally, beers THB100 etc. BF is THB200.

I enjoyed my time with a "pussy" called Cat!!! How nice!!! Very good mouth skills, nice big breasts and generally quite pleasing.

Further down the Beach you would encounter Luna Bar, a beach disco. I did not have time to go there!!

Overall good mongger experience, very relaxing and fun holiday. If you like a holiday with a bit of monggering thrown in then this may be one of your destinations to consider.

Cheers,
Ice

[QUOTE=Member #3200]
Where if any are there any beer or gogo bars in Bangsaen, I will be staying near the beach so is there any beach action at all (I'm not hoping for the hooker stroll on beach rd in Patts) & how easy is it to pick up a Uni student at the nearby University.[/QUOTE]
Bang Saen is pretty much a family oriented beach is my understanding without actually having been there.

[QUOTE=Member #3200]I will be staying in Bangsaen for 2 more or less relaxing nights before I head to Pattaya, it looks like I will now be travelling there solo as I couldn't find any of my thai lady friends to accompany me so now I'm asking for help to where I can find some action while I am there.

This part of my trip is the relaxing part, but I would like at least 1 ST or LT per day while I am there so I won't be fully loaded when I travel further down the road to Pattaya.

Where if any are there any beer or gogo bars in Bangsaen, I will be staying near the beach so is there any beach action at all (I'm not hoping for the hooker stroll on beach rd in Patts) & how easy is it to pick up a Uni student at the nearby University.[/QUOTE]This is not the place for fun. It is a Thai orientated holiday resort. I have been there many times with my wife. Most days you would be lucky to find another farang there. I think you would have to do some serious back street searching to get any real action there. On the weekends there are plenty of young Thai's there partying, but never found them really farang orientated. If I am honest. The place bores me. Pattaya is a better option.

[QUOTE=Andy Abs]This is not the place for fun. It is a Thai orientated holiday resort. I have been there many times with my wife. Most days you would be lucky to find another farang there. I think you would have to do some serious back street searching to get any real action there. On the weekends there are plenty of young Thai's there partying, but never found them really farang orientated. If I am honest. The place bores me. Pattaya is a better option.[/QUOTE]

There are a couple of large entertainment complexes on the main road just outside Bang Saen on the way to Chonburi. Both house massage parlours, which are open to foreigners.

[QUOTE=That Asshole]1. Karaokes at the bus station[/QUOTE]

The photos outside the one opposite Soda looked very decadent ..

[QUOTE=That Asshole]4. Streetwalkers near the river 300B/pop[/QUOTE]

They looked a bit too rough for me ..

[QUOTE=That Asshole]*Arriving in Phitsanulok soon you willnotice the many-many single white men in town.[/QUOTE]

I noticed many-many white couples!

[QUOTE=That Asshole]There are lots of tuk-tuk always at the train station.[/QUOTE]

It seems near the river Night Bazaar this role is fulfilled by decrepit old men peddling bicycle taxis. They all wanted to bring me to lady. I took a chance on one and for 50 baht he brought me to this place:

[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=16.808043,100.258098&spn=0.00759,0.009656&z=17[/url]

Exactly in the middle of that map there's a nameless loop off Khun ...thep 1. There's a cluster of 3 brothel hovels on the shorter leg of the loop. I was quoted 900 but they accepted 500. The girls did not look thrilled to be sitting there in a dump. Nice rustic wooden architecture, cistern-and-ladle plumbing, intimate wildlife (not too offensive, just geckos and spiders and so on).

[QUOTE=That Asshole]just behind the large "meat-factory" in the centre of town.[/QUOTE]

Looks like it might be just down the road from the above :-)

[QUOTE=That Asshole]She looks at me and only says: "No." She is off in five seconds.[/QUOTE]

I also got quite a bit of attitude in Phitsanulok, but never really unfriendly or nasty .. rather don't care much to please you, waiting to see if you can help yourself or make a fool of yourself. I also got many friendly greetings, extra soup with my chicken rice, and other little tokens of grace.

[QUOTE=That Asshole]Pisanulok is not too bad. Beats Pattaya in my humble opinion.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, right :-p

[QUOTE=Steve Naive]I don't know what or where Pan Som Bat (mentioned by Freeler) is[/QUOTE]

Even with your and Freeler's messages, I didn't find it .. neither did I find London Hotel. I didn't put in that much effort though.

I did find one with Thai script and "hotel" below it, next to a coffee shop .. went up to see room, room standard hardly qualifies as hotel, but the only lady was the one showing me around, with arthritis so bad she could hardly reach the switch to turn the fan on.

Rocksoff,

That 'hotel' next to the coffeeshop was PanSomBat.
The London is about 100 meters towards the river. No doubt, you'll find hookers sitting outside.

[QUOTE=Freeler]That 'hotel' next to the coffeeshop was PanSomBat.[/QUOTE]

So I was actually inside it? :-)

The lady at the desk rang the bell before I went up, and I thought aha! But when I got to the first floor, I was shown a room, an empty room, by a kindly crone ..

[QUOTE=Freeler]The London is about 100 meters towards the river. No doubt, you'll find hookers sitting outside.[/QUOTE]

Both day and night, there was a little cluster of hookers on the corner one block closer to the railway station in that street.

I'll go spend some more time there when I have a chance .. I liked the feel.

[QUOTE=Betong]True, but the sleepers are very comfortable. I almost always seem to get a good long night's sleep (partly because everyone goes to bed around 8 pm).

That said, there are destinations that make sense by overnight train and those that don't. Chiangmai, Udon, Nong Khai, and Hatyai are in the first category. Krabi, Surat/Samui, and Phuket are in the second.[/QUOTE]How safe is it to travel this way? I'm thinking pickpockets about when you are asleep.

You could take a train to Trang or Phattalung and bus the rest.
Both towns' busstations are a bit far away from the rws tho - but doable.

I never had safety concerns on board a sleeper train other than the normal disproportionate unsafe behaviour of Thais in general... But do keep an eye out for low life farang - they are the worst.
Of course, NEVER disclose your destination to anyone, except trainpersonel.

I'm back from my 3 week trip to Thailand-I left on the 27th (the day of your replies) I have to concur, Bangsaen isn't a place for mongering, the only place I found was 1 shithole beer bar on the road towards the beach road, the one 6/10 girl doable there was worth the 500B ST charge, but the 2 anti farang lesbians who ran the place were not friendly at all & they wanted 500B as BF(non negotiable), out of principle I passed & paid my 100B(over charged) vodka&tonic & went back to my hotel.

There are a couple of thai bars which the Uni students went to after thei Saturday morning exams which looked interesting, but I didn't like my chances to make the effort to try to score so I called in a night & relaxed back at hotel as I was heading for disneyland for men/Pattaya early the next morning.

I was hoping to have a thai guest stay with me in bangsaen during the 2 nights I was there, but that fell through.

Bangsaen is nice for a quiet romantic getaway & the hotel I stayed at was very nice, but for mongering, don't get off the bus here & keep on going to Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Thanks for all your suggestions. I decided that I was happy to take the train in principle, but couldn't face a 3 hour bus ride afterwards, followed by a taxi to the hotel. So I have just bought a pair of plane tickets. Not cheap, but then neither am I...

mouse[/QUOTE]Met the Shrimp at the airport (with her thinking that I had just arrived from London, rather than having had a few days in Pattaya), and had a very comfortable AirAsia flight to Krabi. Took a cab at the other end to our mountain resort hotel, about 30 minutes away. Evening at hotel, then back to room.

The next day exploring the area and sitting by the pool - very pleasant. Next day boat trip out to the 4 Islands - great day out, good swimming, snorkelling, clmbing (it was 450 Bht per person when booked through the hotel manager, a fraction of what most tourists are quoted). Next day hired a bike and cruised around - climbed up the Tiger Cave Temple, went to the fossil beach, went to market, lots of good food, etc. Bike was very cheap, and a great way to get around. Next day got taxi back to the airport and flew back to BKK (only slightly spoiled by taxi turning up 30 minutes late, and me nearly losing my normal Zen-like calm with the driver. It was very hard to explain to both the Shrimp and the taxi driver that if you don't get to the desk on time then you don't get on the plane. I know - I've been there).

The Shrimp had to go to the temple so I was left on my own for the evening, and bumped into an old friend at the Beergarden.

All in all a lovely little holiday with a lovely girl.

Can't really comment on other aspects, but I didn't get the impression that there was much of a 'scene' in Krabi, although I am sure that if you look around you will find something interesting.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]
All in all a lovely little holiday with a lovely girl.

Can't really comment on other aspects, but I didn't get the impression that there was much of a 'scene' in Krabi, although I am sure that if you look around you will find something interesting.[/QUOTE]
There are a couple of bar areas in Ao Nang (hope I got the name right) A lot of Farangs there are on tight budgets so wouldn't be hard to get the best bar girls.

But I had GF in tow at the time.

...because it is just a holiday snap of the first of the 4 Islands cruise.

The Shrimp is in the foreground, taking every precaution to avoid getting dark skin. Suprised she didn't bring a blanket to hide under.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]The Shrimp is in the foreground, taking every precaution to avoid getting dark skin.[/QUOTE]Naa... that's just so we don't recognize G :D

[QUOTE=Xerus]I would like to drive into Betong from Pengkalan Hulu and it is my first time. Been there but have never driving in. My past experience entering by taxi is :
1. Park at the border
2. Clear M'sian Immigration
3. Clear checkpoint
4. Fill up forms at the Thai Immigration ( usually pay the lady outside to fill up form )
5. Submit form at Thai Immigration
6. Out we go and find tut tut !

Appreciate if anyone could enlighten me where to get the Thai form , what form and where to submit if I'm driving through . One thing for sure , i need to bring my car registration card !

Thanks ..

Xerus[/QUOTE]I really like Betong, just don't go any further on the road over to Yala, it's not nice at all, what with the crossed concrete & spiked riprap n the middle of the road, the mulitple police checkpoints, and the offroad bunker shacks with camouflage, dark green helmets and M-16s sticking up. If you HAVE to go on that road, take one of the old Mercedes taxis that go back and forth all day, waaaay safer.

Thai immigration at Betong is very accommodating, you can get all of the forms right there, they will help you fill them out inside as well, it's easy if you have all of your paperwork, also, ask the cute secretary hovering around to bring coffee and doughnuts as you give her 100 baht. The officers will understand that you are ultimately so cool, and it will then take all of 3 minutes to complete everything. Smile a lot as you say your thanks.

Stunners in Betong, yes indeed, and quite a number of spinners, a true oasis. Stay in Betong and the surrounding area, the hotsprings, temples, etc, just don't plan to go anywhere else.

Hi Barko,


Thanks for your info and update. we'll just get the taxi and screw all the hassle !

Which farm houses has the spinners and lookers in Betong !? Pls recommend.. location pls too. Heading the soon with a fellow cheonger. My initial plan is to hang around Nice resort, Joker Bar or Grandview to get my picks ! Await your respond. Thanks.

Xerus


[QUOTE=Barko]I really like Betong, just don't go any further on the road over to Yala, it's not nice at all, what with the crossed concrete & spiked riprap n the middle of the road, the mulitple police checkpoints, and the offroad bunker shacks with camouflage, dark green helmets and M-16s sticking up. If you HAVE to go on that road, take one of the old Mercedes taxis that go back and forth all day, waaaay safer.

Thai immigration at Betong is very accommodating, you can get all of the forms right there, they will help you fill them out inside as well, it's easy if you have all of your paperwork, also, ask the cute secretary hovering around to bring coffee and doughnuts as you give her 100 baht. The officers will understand that you are ultimately so cool, and it will then take all of 3 minutes to complete everything. Smile a lot as you say your thanks.

Stunners in Betong, yes indeed, and quite a number of spinners, a true oasis. Stay in Betong and the surrounding area, the hotsprings, temples, etc, just don't plan to go anywhere else.[/QUOTE]

I live in Chiang Mai and will be spending a week in Chiang Rai soon. I have made fly through visits before with the GF to visit temples, but this time I will be own my own. I do not know Chiang Rai and would appreciate Girl Friendly hotel suggestions (am looking for nice places) plus any info on the Chiang Rai scene. I will be taking care of some business while in Chiang Rai, but will have plenty of time to have fun. Any tips will be appreciated.

Thanks

D Cap1

D Cap1,

Here's the truth and nuttin' but the truth about CR:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=835960&postcount=1151[/url]

Better head South to Pilok:D

[QUOTE=Barko]I really like Betong, just don't go any further on the road over to Yala, it's not nice at all, what with the crossed concrete & spiked riprap n the middle of the road, the mulitple police checkpoints, and the offroad bunker shacks with camouflage, dark green helmets and M-16s sticking up. If you HAVE to go on that road, take one of the old Mercedes taxis that go back and forth all day, waaaay safer.

Thai immigration at Betong is very accommodating, you can get all of the forms right there, they will help you fill them out inside as well, it's easy if you have all of your paperwork, also, ask the cute secretary hovering around to bring coffee and doughnuts as you give her 100 baht. The officers will understand that you are ultimately so cool, and it will then take all of 3 minutes to complete everything. Smile a lot as you say your thanks.

Stunners in Betong, yes indeed, and quite a number of spinners, a true oasis. Stay in Betong and the surrounding area, the hotsprings, temples, etc, just don't plan to go anywhere else.[/QUOTE]Can someone please let me know whether border passes to cross over to Betong from Perak can be issued to those not residing in the border states?

Thank you.

Tigerman

[QUOTE=Tigerman 2438]Can someone please let me know whether border passes to cross over to Betong from Perak can be issued to those not residing in the border states?

Thank you.

Tigerman[/QUOTE]Yoo Tiger,

Border pass only can be issued to those who resides in the states which border to Thailand. Kelantan, Kedah etc. The proof of address must be in the IC.

Well, Betong is really nice place to relax and "lakai" as well. Try. Kongka Betong. The place drains money out of you. But. The pussies. Wow.

Will give another visit next week.

I recently returned from a month bird watching trip in Thailand. A few nights were in Bangkok and Chiang-mai, and a number of nights were camping in national parks or staying in REALLY small towns, but a few nights I was in larger towns and had a look around. This was only my second time in Thailand and I speak no Thai, so consider this a beginner report.

Tha Ton

This is a pleasant small town a few hours north of Chiang Mai (past Fang and Mae Ai near the Burma border), with some nice and inexpensive tourist hotels on the river. (You can get a boat from here to Chiang Rai). I asked at a bar where I might find some ladies, and was told of a place a little south of town that might work. I found the place, which looked promising: hidden down a back street, colored lights and silhouettes of ladies painted on the wall, and plenty of women inside. But I was told by the girl who sat down with me, and the bartender, and the mama-san: girls do not go out, ever.

So I went to a massage place that was still open at 11:00 (going north, just across the bridge on the left), where they had little curtains separating the mats, but was tired enough that I just went with the massage. Next night I went back and asked the boss about extras. "You want boom-boom? 700 baht" She called out someone (no fishbowl here! ) and we went off to a small private room. Nothing memorable, but I think it’s the only game in town.

Chaeng Saen

On the Mekong about 15 KM downriver from Golden Triangle. Very pleasant riverfront with excellent fresh fish available. Found a bar with some women, but the bartender said they don’t go out. So he took me on his motorbike to another bar he thought they did go out, but same story here. So a guy here takes me on his motorbike further out of town to an apparent brothel with the unlikely name "Family Hotel" but the guy here says no women available (about 11PM). So he drops me off at my hotel (cheap place on the river) and I go next door to a bar, and there’s an oriental guy with two hot women drinking pitchers. One of them keeps smiling at me, and when the guy gets up to take a leak, she runs over and gives me her phone number So I think I’m good for the next day, but somehow, the next day, I manage to lose my phone (with the number) in the reeds around Chaeng Saen Lake. So I gave up on Chaeng Saen and went 30 KM up the river to Mae Sai for the night. But maybe there's some FL possibilities in the riverfront bars.

Mae Sai

This has probably been covered by people on visa runs. Town seems to consist of one wide busy street leading to the border crossing. I didn’t find anything on the main street, and went down the last street on the right before the border to a likely looking MP, but a guy coming out said massage only, but directed me further down the street, then a block left, to some bars with women sitting around. These bars were kind of different: no lady drinks, no sitting around chatting the girls up, no barfines, just pick one and go. 700 B ST, 2500 LT. The LT number made no sense to me but they wouldn’t budge, so I went for ST. It was kind of a ways back to my hotel, but there was a perfectly decent short time place nearby for only 50B. The girl I picked was, truly, the best looking woman I have been with in Thailand, great smile, great body, not too skinny. So naturally she was a dud in bed.

Cha-am

This is a beach town north of Hua Hin. I stayed here after camping in Kaeng Krachan National Park a few nights. From the highway, take the main street east to Cha-am Beach, where there is a T junction. From here there are plenty of hotels north and south, and a few good seafood restaurants. The main bar street is a few hundred yards south of the T. There are about a dozen bars, some with pool tables (and some M Ps). I walked up and down the street once and randomly selected a place. A nice looking girl came over and started giving me a nice back rub, and I‘m thinking I shouldn’t just pick the first girl that comes along, but it really was a nice massage, so WTH. Price was 300 B barfine and 1000B LT. Well, for some reason we just really clicked in bed. She actually woke me up around 3AM for another go. Totally unexpectedly, it was my best night in Thailand.

Krabi

Major disappointment. First tip off should have been, when I put ISG URL into the browser at my hotel’s internet to get some advice, the site was blocked. I walked up the main tourist bar street, but it was strictly tourists/backpackers in the bars. The one hot woman I saw turned out to be a he. He/she had no advice on where to go. I stopped in at the bar at the Thai Hotel, where they had about 30 hot girls taking turns, 3 at a time, singing on a stage. You could have your waitress give the singer a flower garland and a slip of paper with your table number, and they’d come over and drink with you, but no takeout.

I left and walked in to the first MP I came to up the street, which looked to be a "normal" MP, and said I wanted sex. She asked me how much I’d pay, and I said 800 for an hour massage and sex, she countered with 1500, we settled on 1200. She took me past the room with a bunch of pads on the floor to the "VIP room" which was large, with a nice shower. Well, the massage was great, and the sex was better. Afterwards, she just wanted to lie there for 10 minutes, an interesting change from the norm. (She said it had been a couple months.) I went back the next afternoon for a two hour massage, and it was just as good.

That night I found a street with 3 or 4 more traditional FS Mps. (go west from the night market to first main street, north a block or two, and its on the west). Poor massage, mediocre (professional) sex, 1200B. A waste.

[quote=birds]i recently returned from a month bird watching trip in thailand....krabi...major disappointment...i stopped in at the bar at the thai hotel, where they had about 30 hot girls taking turns, 3 at a time, singing on a stage. you could have your waitress give the singer a flower garland and a slip of paper with your table number, and they’d come over and drink with you, but no takeout...[/quote] thanks for the good trip report. you sure covered a lot of ground and saw some of the nicer areas of thailand.

re: the krabi hotel. i've been in there on and off for a few years. takeout is available, but the bar fine is expensive. it's 2000 baht early and 1200 later (after 11:30, i think). most of the women there do not speak english, so your thai would need to be good, and you'd have to make sure you had a clear [i]service agreement [/i] before paying the bar fine.

i stopped in there a few nights ago and there were several very pretty women working. the "flower for singing" thing is a waste of money but that is the best option to get the attention of a woman of choice. the girls work on you hard for the flowers as that's how they make money. usually, i just get a little drunk, listen to the pretty birds sing, and wander on to do something else.

the are many karaoke places rep001tered around krabi town outside of the downtown tourist area, but they are mainly for thai clientele.

[QUOTE=Mongi Max]
But there a quite new place called K 813 or Karaoke 813 run by a Katoey. Actually it's two places in the same building. One is the karaoke place with the "bar girls" or karaoke girls and the other is the discotheque next to it.
[/QUOTE]

Based on Mongi Max's post I was able to find the Karaoke place last summer. When I was in there the girls said that they don't go out. I asked where I might find girls that do go out and was told that about 3km south of there I should check a place called THA on the same side of the road. I did so and ended up with one of the girls upstairs in the bedrooms.

Earlier this month I was back in Khao Lak and THA is still around. This time there were about 5 girls during the start of the week but only 2 left by the end as the others went home for Songkran. The BF is 500 baht and the girls wouldn't go below 1500 for ST. Also, the girls don't always carry condoms so be sure to bring your own. About 300m south on the opposite side of the road there is a short time place. 500 baht w/o A/C and 700 baht with A/C.

The owner of the bar is from Surat Thani as are some of the girls. The attached photo is a girl from THA who hails from Hat Yai. Smoking body but so-so performer.

I also found the Monkey Bar/Banana Bar area and as someone else said the ladies there seem like drug addicts. I wasn't interested.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]Birds,

700 baht st girl you picked in maesai. In which shop you found her? From the border when you walk towards the intersection with the shrine in red light district area, before the shrine there are a few KTV and a brothel which is on the left, right before a smaller brothel on the corner which is on the left too. Girls sitting in the gardenlike place in the bigger brothel and one of them demands 1000 then down to 800 or 700 unlike other 500 baht girls. Is that the one you did.

Take care[/QUOTE]What I recall is this: I took the last right street before the border (i.e. walking north) and walked down one block (there was a big hotel on the left side of this street) , then one block left, then a little bit right again, and the bar was on the left side of the street. I don't know if this is the "red-light district" but I think there were a couple similar looking bars. Hope this helps.

What time do these open, pref info on Kosa as I will be in KK only for a short time about 11ish,in the next few days, ta for the info.

Report will follow.

SD

Johannaway,

What SSBR2 is?
Easy:
Soi Sri Boon Ruang 2
It's the Nong Khai brothel soi

Regards,
F:)

[QUOTE=Johannaway]Do laos girls need a thai visa to live in Thailand?

Hard to get it?

[blue][Undecipherable text deleted by Admin][/blue][/QUOTE]Lao citizens don't need a visa for border areas, e.g. Nong Khai and Udon Thani (thus, many Lao girls in Udon).

However, they do need a visa to go to Bangkok. It seems that it's not particularly difficult to get in terms of requirements. Most Lao girls don't make it to BKK, as for them visa + trip + accomodation add up to a lot of money, and it's a bit of a plunge into unknown.

I know a Lao girl who was a Sukhumwit freelancer and would come here occasionally on 30-day tourist visas (saw the passport, she had 3 visas so far). She was very intelligent, but has no job, education, connections or money, so she would not qualify if formal visa requirements were tough.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]Do laos girls need a thai visa to live in Thailand?

Hard to get it?

[blue][Undecipherable text deleted by Admin][/blue][/QUOTE]Yes they need visa, but laotian are allowed to come in Thailand with a tourist pass for a short stay (didn t remember how long), but in this case they cannot go outside a limit. In clear they can go to nong khai, udon, mukdahan. But not until Bangkok and like for Cambodian it s not easy to get a thai visa for laotian. Don t forget laotian need interior ministry authorisation to go out their country. But if you show all the guarantee to the thai embassy it will easy. But I don t think she will get more than one month visa.

There is a reggae bar at Ao Hin Khok where you can barfine girls. Good live music (not just reggae). Girls are a range from really good through to pretty terrible, I enjoyed a very pretty petite 27yo from Loei, she took me to her room down the road for short term, which was fun - 1000 plus 500 bf plus 200 in taxi fares. Many customers in the bar are ordinary tourists. Behind the bar there is a karaoke room where the Thais go for girls. You have to go through it to get to the mens room.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I'm a 31 years old white guy who looks ok. I'm sick and tired of brothels etc. I want to have a gf hang out together blabla but my budget is 20 thousand baht a month. I want a nice girl but with that budget this can't be an educated city girl, a villager potential bar girl maybe. (or maybe just my hand? )what do you recommend me to do? Where should I hang out. Which cities? I'm in maesai now and its dead here. Can I bring a laos girl here? Do they need a Thai visa?[/QUOTE]You're making a mistake if you think that getting a poor girl as a GF will save you money. Quite the opposite, actually.- the "potential bargirls" are under a lot of pressure to bring more money to the family. *your* money. Even normal village girls would have high expectations (given the mia Farang ex-bargirls flashing the wealth back in the village).

If you're looking for a low-maintenance GF, your best bet would probably be lower-middle-class Thai girls (accountants, primary school teachers etc.). Somebody who has just enough money to get by, but is in general content with their life and choices. They are still very interested in Farang, but not only as a meal ticket (though of course it's a factor). They also tend not to go for the jugular immediately (I. E. You can get a few months cheap trial in hopes of marriage. But better not to let on how much you earn).

I don't have much experience in the provinces, but Udon seems to cheap, large enough to have a middle-class, and easy for a Farang to fit in. If all else fails, the 300 baht/pop brothels there are almost cheaper than your right hand.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp]You're making a mistake if you think that getting a poor girl as a GF will save you money. Quite the opposite, actually.- the "potential bargirls" are under a lot of pressure to bring more money to the family. *your* money. Even normal village girls would have high expectations (given the mia Farang ex-bargirls flashing the wealth back in the village).[/QUOTE]

This makes a lot of sense, I have to agree (however, don't take it to the bank, I never had a girlfriend from P4P)

Johannaway,

I have similar tastes to yourself.

I have a couple of regular gf in Thailand, they are low maintenance, and good fun. We can go out to a medium restaurant, one or two drinks, she shows me round, I enjoy the same low cost entertainments that she does. Ans she knows where to buy good clothes at astoundingly low prices from night markets. So I buy some items every time.

I enjoy this kind of mongering.

I also have a couple of married ones that are on tap. Because of their situation, their needs are different. Most just want to meet somewhere to be pampered, made to feel like a real woman, given an orgasm or two, and she reciprocates. This is really nice and uncomplicated. One is married but long term separated, middle class. open invite to stay with her when I like, and for as long as like.

But it took time, effort and persistence with Thai dating sites to get to this situation. It is not quick. But now that my bona fides are established, they are regulars for ever.

Good luck.

G

Whats up bros.

I'm a newb in here. Hope to learn all sorts of tips and tricks from all those elite monger here.

BTW, have you guys ever tried monggering at golok? The most south city of Thailand. Bordering with kelantan, Malaysia?

Since eastern Malaysia have such religous controll over cheonging. Most of us goes to sg golok for FJ.

The scene almost as danok. But quite lively during the night.

Whereas, the girls mainly from laos and other parts of thai, none of them from here thou.

Since southern Thailand as reported, not safe for travelling due to bombing. We who often cheonging at golok, find it otherwise.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]Guys, I need to listen to your experiences. I'm a 31 years old white guy who looks ok. I'm sick and tired of brothels etc. I want to have a gf hang out together blabla but my budget is 20 thousand baht a month. I want a nice girl but with that budget this can't be an educated city girl, a villager potential bar girl maybe. (or maybe just my hand? )what do you recommend me to do? Where should I hang out. Which cities? I'm in maesai now and its dead here. Can I bring a laos girl here? Do they need a Thai visa?[/QUOTE]I noticed a fellow member replying to this post and I wanted to add my two cents.

I am living with a hot "village girl" now and spend about 20K. I even tested it out one month and we ended up spending about 500 usd ( no going out or eating out). I make it very clear to her that she would not get any money from me for any reason. I only pay for her tution for college which comes out to 30k baht every 5 months. I might give her 3000B to spend to her parents once in a while ( 3-4 months).

Here's a break-down
6500 rent
2500 eletric and water ( air con on 24/7)
9000 food ( 300B per day x 30. This is eating well for a Thai)
1000 Transportation ( take the local 8B truck Taxis, we rarely take a taxi unless it's late night)
19000B total

This is living well ( as far as eating and the air con). You can reduce the food expense to 4500B ( 150B per day) and live just fine. You have to remember that the average Thai factory worker makes 4000B/M and the average office worker makes 8000B/m, so if you get the way they do and travel around the way they do. You can save a lot of money.

My advice.
drink Thai beer
Eat Thai food
Don't loan anyone any money for any reason. And be frank and up front about it. ( I told my TGF that I will not loan out money for any reason)

Don't let your GF buy crap for her family. If she starts to add little this and that to the cart for her sister or whoever. She knows she will get it from me.

I've been burned in the past by another girl and by doing this I can avoid any potential problems.

Excuse me, Andybkk - about you budget: You didn't mention where you live. Up here in Issan is a lot cheaper than near BKK.

As for me I of course never get involved with any girl that makes less than me, but my monthly budget just for myself is like this:

Rent - 2,800
Utilities 700
food/drinks - 9,000 (of course I eat out every single meal)
Motorbike - 2,000 (payment and gas)
Car - 2,000 (gas/ins. only)
taxes - 2,000
visas, etc - 500 (figuring from the annual)
girls locally - 9,000
Pattaya trip - 15,000
Total - 41,000

Visit Golok again last weekend.

The town seem getting less visitor maybe due to swing fewer or $$$. Visit the brothel house near the road leading to grand hotel. The 1st one got 9 puying. Average 6/10 scale only. The okt offer me to test drive 1st and pay latter if you satisfied. I say no. Then move to the next house opposite the road. There are about 25 puying inside. Hard to choose. I like innocent look girl mean like next door girl. Finally chose one, then book a room at venice hotel. The girl came by 10 minutes later.

No fk. Only side kiss. The having a bath. The rest is sop, no doggy. 1st fuck last for 25 minutes. Since so tired. So naked hug. Then do 2nd round about 30 minutes. Why so long, I use the numb wet tissues to cover the dick, the the dick became numb so that can fuck longer. So, very satisfied.

The wet antiseptic tissue can be bought at wakaf che yeh night market. No side effect/ no pills. 1st box of 6 packet sell at RM15. Then I walk again until find other seller, it cost rm10 only. Worth it.

The girl costs rm100 for 2 hours. Next week, I will try the tak bai area. Used to enter by ferry there but just walking nearby the market. Heard there is a hotel with mp there, but never reach there before. Anybody familiar with tak bai girl biz there.

[quote=nicfrenchy]let's face it, a bargirl is a bargirl and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. huahin's "prostitution" is very tame however there are a lot of bars on soi binthabaht and soi selakam. lots of bargirls, cheaper drink prices and a lot of ladies ready to screw you for 500st.

there are no gogo bars but you can find [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s for a quick bj.

all the action revolves around 3 streets.

a soapie can be found on soi 64 (called the diamond pub), prices are 1,800 for ugly girls and 1,500 for old ugly girls, i tried it twice and was very disappointed by the below par service and attitude.

also, not all oilies are "p4p' and most times the girls are too shy to ask you if you want a "special". if you want something, better to ask for it.[/quote]i'll be in hua hin for a couple of days next month, so i'd appreciate a current update from the oil massage "situation" in massage. can anyone recommend a nice massage shop mit bj/fs option?

HOW TO GET THERE:
you can reach ko phangan very easily flying to ko samui, there are many international flights or book a bangkokair flight on the Web (3000-5000 bath), on arrival take a short taxy ride from the airport to the Pier (just 15 minutes) and get the first boat, there are many all day long (45 minutes ).

You can also arrive from Bangkok by a night train or bus, some travellers reporter somebody stole from their luggage during tue night stops travelling by bus.
The train is more safe and comfortable, you get a small but clean real bed!
You arrive in Surat Thani early in the morning, than a taxi ride to the pier and 2 h. By boat (usually the transfer from bus/train station to the pier it's included if you buy the complete travel).

I boked all from Bkk TAT agency they are supposed to be indipendent and objective, but is not true they have agreement with H and bus, so just go there when you already choosen your hotel and transport, use them just to book and pay.

I staied in Thong Sala the main pier where you arrive, during low season low economy plenty of possibilities to sleep all over the island (300-2000 bath range) a beach bungalow is a good choice to have more fun and privacy with your girl, i staied at holiday beach resort and don't suggest it !

DINING
Dont miss the night food market In Thong Sala near the main road, you can find Thay food soup fresh juice and seafood/fish at good price, it's also a nice place to watch the farang and thai.

MONGERING
rent a motorbyke (130-200 bath/day) And have fun, many bars driving south from Thong Sala 2,3 km in direction Haad Rin, price 1000 LT plus 300 barfine, the usual bar sceene many girls, the best stay on the road as advertisement then they tell you are busy to give the job to the others, just talk have a bier and say you don't like the others, your cutie will be immediately free!

I took a long legged very slim white from the first bar driving south from Holiday Beach, bar name was Cherry she like F in all position and bbbj, not ask about anal she never sleep all night since she sleep all day.

Last night i found more beautiful young fresh girls on the small roads just near the boxing stadium in Thong s. They dont speak english and i dont speak a word of thay so they didn't come what a pity......

Massage girl are not like Bangkok so it's very difficult to get more than a hj in your room.

Ful moon party is another possibility to get a white (or red) farang girl some thay also, be carefull of the scam near the toilets where a ugly thai woman could approach drunk men and touch your pockets wile talking and smiling. ......

I'm not so much in bars since i dont drink so sorry guys for the limited report.

Next time i would definitely bring a girl from Chang Mai she will be so happy to visit the island and will do everything to make me happy too, and they really know how to do it.

Two more days in Bkk and than back to EU so sad........
Cheers
Latin

[QUOTE=Zauberfee]I'll be in Hua Hin for a couple of days next month, so I'd appreciate a current update from the oil massage "situation" in Massage. Can anyone recommend a nice massage shop mit BJ/FS option?[/QUOTE]Due in Hua Hin with family and friends so private time maybe somewhat limited. Are there any Lotitas type bar services in Hua Hin?

Also would appreciate info on the mp/soapies and ST hotels in the area?

Thanks in advance guys.

[quote=eagle_i]due in hua hin with family and friends so private time maybe somewhat limited. are there any lotitas type bar services in hua hin?

also would appreciate info on the mp/soapies and st hotels in the area?

thanks in advance guys.[/quote]

obviously there is. never been there though.

[url]http://www.lolitashuahin.com/[/url]

[quote=tim bone]obviously there is. never been there though.

[url]http://www.lolitashuahin.com/[/url][/quote]

was recently in hua hin... only had time for a foot tour of the relevant neighborhood - the streets right around [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], especially poon suk road (a name i could not forget) near the thai boxing garden - if you make that your center and walk either direction on poon suk you'll see lots of bar girls trying to drag you into their place, so if [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] fails, there might be something else in the area that will work for you.

[quote=zauberfee]i'll be in hua hin for a couple of days next month, so i'd appreciate a current update from the oil massage "situation" in massage. can anyone recommend a nice massage shop mit bj/fs option?[/quote]

hi zauber - had an oily in hua hin recently, but didn't get much in the way of extras because i wasn't shopping for them that night. but they were clearly available (not sure at what level though). i walked along poon suk road near or even a little north of where [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]' road runs off and saw a number of interesting looking massage places - picked one that appealed to me and had a good massage from a pretty girl... maybe someone else can give a more specific suggestion, but i am sure it is available - at this location you are about one block south of the mongering neighborhood as i found it along poon suk rd. there were a number of massage places along the road closer to the beach parallel to poon suk rd that looked promising as well.

(see map: [url]http://www.lolitashuahin.com/location.htm[/url])

@ stew2

thx a lot ... that will help :)

[quote=tim bone]obviously there is. never been there though.

[url]http://www.lolitashuahin.com/[/url][/quote]

i have :-) it's newer than the one in bangkok. got a pretty fishtank downstairs (the kind with colourful fishes). upstairs we got a room with a couch, not just a couch with curtains. the girl was shy and new but very obedient.

i hung out with the girls in the beer bar opposite on the previous day. they teased me about my [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] visit the next time i went there, don't miss a thing.

[quote=tim bone]obviously there is. never been there though.

[url]http://www.lolitashuahin.com/[/url][/quote]cheers thanks for the help, will let you know how it works out.

me and a fiend just returned after a few days of r & r in huahin. the place is much better than reported here before. there is a beer bar district running from city beach resort to hilton with about 50 beer bars and massage parlors. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is far from the best massage place. quality of the women vary but we both found very nice ones. mine was 21 y.o.

as we were partying we barfined the ladies every night and went out drinking to other places. one night we went with a tuktuk with us two plus five ladies to a thai disco with live music. drinks for all seven were only 1000 bht. barfine is thb 300. lt is bht 1000. the ladies gave excellent service and since we shared rooms we also swapped women. as they were friends this was not a problem. the first night we had women who did not know eachother and that proved a little difficult in the room.

both of the ladies we were banging had "farang" boyfriends sending them money. one of them had actually quit because she was getting married and moved back to isaan but was in town because of a party. didn't stop her ofcourse.

the hilton is dead at nights but there is live music. we were there two times to test but all in all maybe 4 guests. the singers were nice to look at though.

all in all huahin is welll worth a visit especially now when there are so few tourists and your choices in the bars are very good. prices are reasonable and for those of you into weed it can be readily purchased on the beach. i don't use the stuff myself but was offered it multiple times if you stick to the right after hitting the beach.

i attatch only upskirt pictures of the women since i think if somebody is nice enough to send them money they can continue with that. no need to bring jealousy into the picture..... otherwise taking photos was no problems but i asked this before barfining them.

[quote=g schyman]me and a fiend just returned after a few days of r & r in huahin. the place is much better than reported here before. there is a beer bar district running from city beach resort to hilton with about 50 beer bars and massage parlors. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is far from the best massage place.
[/quote]

are you referring to the infamous [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] bj bar or is there a massage shop called [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]?

Can anybody provide information about GF Hotels/Guest Houses in HH. I would appreciate recent experiences. Thanks a lot in advance. Kurt

[quote=g schyman]me and a fiend just returned after a few days of r & r in huahin. the place is much better than reported here before. there is a beer bar district running from city beach resort to hilton with about 50 beer bars and massage parlors. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is far from the best massage place. quality of the women vary but we both found very nice ones. mine was 21 y.o.

as we were partying we barfined the ladies every night and went out drinking to other places. one night we went with a tuktuk with us two plus five ladies to a thai disco with live music. drinks for all seven were only 1000 bht. barfine is thb 300. lt is bht 1000. the ladies gave excellent service and since we shared rooms we also swapped women. as they were friends this was not a problem. the first night we had women who did not know eachother and that proved a little difficult in the room.

both of the ladies we were banging had "farang" boyfriends sending them money. one of them had actually quit because she was getting married and moved back to isaan but was in town because of a party. didn't stop her ofcourse.

the hilton is dead at nights but there is live music. we were there two times to test but all in all maybe 4 guests. the singers were nice to look at though.

all in all huahin is welll worth a visit especially now when there are so few tourists and your choices in the bars are very good. prices are reasonable and for those of you into weed it can be readily purchased on the beach. i don't use the stuff myself but was offered it multiple times if you stick to the right after hitting the beach.

i attatch only upskirt pictures of the women since i think if somebody is nice enough to send them money they can continue with that. no need to bring jealousy into the picture..... otherwise taking photos was no problems but i asked this before barfining them.[/quote]could you tell me where you stayed in hh?

Does anyone have info on whether the Hua Hin Hyatt charges a "joiner fee"?

Thanks for your help guys.

[QUOTE=Cokes]Does anyone have info on whether the Hua Hin Hyatt charges a "joiner fee"?

Thanks for your help guys.[/QUOTE]You could try searching [url]www.huahunafterdark.com[/url], it has info on the bar scene, hotels etc. It's been awhile since I read through it, however, I do recall some of the hotels/guesthouses claiming no joiner fees. Don't have any experience of these hotels/guesthouses so can't comment any further than reading the website.

Hope this is of some help.

Eagle

[QUOTE=Eagle_I]You could try searching [url]www.huahunafterdark.com[/url],

Eagle[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.huahinafterdark.com[/url]

:D

Isn't the direct linking of other forums a blatant contravention of ISG rules?

[QUOTE=Terry Terrier]Isn't the direct linking of other forums a blatant contravention of ISG rules?[/QUOTE]What links and rules specificly?

[QUOTE=Terry Terrier]Isn't the direct linking of other forums a blatant contravention of ISG rules? [/QUOTE]Terry, if my post with HHAD link was in appropriate I apologise, although the link was misspelt (Thanks T1234 for the correction). I sure if Admin deem my post in appropriate they would had edit/delete it, which is fine by me. They set the rules we just need to live within them!

[QUOTE=PinkPearl]What links and rules specificly?[/QUOTE]
The link to another forum. The rule: "I think this may come as a surprise to some members, but you may not use my forum to promote competing forums. This includes MSN, Delphi, Google, or Yahoo groups." in the Rules Section on the toolbar at the top of the page.

INTRO
It's that time of year again when taka takes his yearly holiday to LOS. First destination was Aonang Beach, Krabi.
Having done some research Taka decides to gotry Aonang rather than Krabi town. In hindsight this seems to be an excellent idea. the place is self contained and you have to be very lazy or vey drunk to actually take a tuk-tuk.

ACCOM
It's low season and there are many types of accomodation at Aonang. Taka stayed at Pranang Flora. Excellent, clean and going at 650B/night. Other acc. is possible at anywhere between 350B-1000B/night.

FOOD
Aonang caters to the general tourist so expect to find all types of food here. thai food is not as spicy as in, let's say, Isaan but still very good.

THINGS TO DO
Most hotels can cater for tours around the islands. the beaches are magnificent. Make sure you take a hat and keep your top on...Taka got microwaved :-(

MONGERING
There are two main areas for mongering. One is on the beach road behing some shops while the other is located in a soi in front of MacDonalds. the choice is obviously limited but there are certain advantages;
1) the girls are generally not pushy when it comes to buying a ladydrink.
2) BF is 300B which is less than in other places.
3) you don't need to take a tuk tuk back to your hotel.
4) presence of LB's is limited to 3 or 4.

Most girls will quote you 2000B LT. Taka isn't too sure about ST because he doesn't like it. On the first night Taka negotiated down to 1500B LT. On the second and third he went down to 1000B then 700B with a lovely from BKK. the previous two nights were dedicated to Isaan girls.

TALE OF THE UNEXPECTED

One evening Taka went to a local Thai retaurant and found that the waitress was both good looking as well as having a good comand of English. After paying and tipping taka asks whether she's free after work. She accepted and Taka met up with her at 10:30. She then said that she wanted to meet her sister so long as Taka was around. She took taka straight to a Beer Bar hahaha. The game was on. This was the second date @1000B...no barfine and wow what a beauty and performance.

CONCLUSION
Taka feels almost sad thet he is leaving today to go to Phuket...life is just a study of chance and necessity

C yaa, take care and keep safe
T

[QUOTE=Takamine1]INTRO

It's that time of year again when taka takes his yearly holiday to LOS. First destination was Aonang Beach, Krabi.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update Taka!

Taking a couple of visiting California buddies and driving down to Ao Nang next week for a quick getaway. Sounds like it's the same as it ever was, (for the last 10 years anyway) and, here in Thailand, this is a GOOD thing! Hope this insane weather we have been having holds. What an amazing day it is today here in Phuket! Could not be more perfect.

Mongering straight up in Ao Nang is a little grim, but the waitresses at the Italian restaurants? Yowzers, grab your cowboy boots boys, it's party time. Also, up on the north end near the state park, there are a few seafood restaurants, all with little waitress cuties that need some tender loving care.

If you speak Thai, Krabi in general is a nice little playground, picking up chicks is pretty easy. Sounds like you did good!

Ao Nang is still holding its own. A true gem.

Thanks Taka!

[QUOTE=Kurt1962]Could you tell me where you stayed in HH?[/QUOTE]
I stayed at City beach resort

No problem at all with taking guests. Very laid back. Clean hotel but a little worn down. Excellent location.

Some of my experiences when I countinued to Ko Chang from Pattaya

I had an intention to bring with me a girl from Pattaya, but didn’t find any suitable candidates. The girl on her red days was considered potential before I got the news. I stayed at White sand Beach about 6 km from the ferry pier, 50B with sawngthaew. My intentions were not mongering, just to do some diving and explore the island. However I came over a beer bar complex there. The girls were not impressive but some looked doable. If I lost in the bar game we were playing I promised to BF one of the girls, which I did. I took the one with the cutest face. Small girl who turned out to be 30, but with her childish face she looked hardly over 20. She had just arrived from Ubon Ratchathani, where most of the girls in the bar came from. Her friend told me I actually was her first customer, which I found both a bit scary and exciting at the same time. I never asked but I was pretty sure all of the had a kid back in U R. So my expectations were not too high, which was good. She turned out to behave very shy, which I can understand, saggy tits and bad stretch marks. I decided to make the best out of it and gave her long warming session with my tongue, which she enjoyed. She was moaning something that sounded like “da lin”, almost like darling? Had some good sex with a wet pussy, despite some visual defects.

The next day I made two dives. Better than Pattaya, but visibility here wasn’t good either. The rest of my stay was beach and island exploring. There are also some more similar bars along the road further south where I’m sure you can take away

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I'm a teacher in a highschool in singburi now. Age 31. Any action around singburi, lopburi? By the way girls in the school (students) ask for my tel no constantly? What should I do? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

I have been tempted at the university level in the U.S. I avoid them while they are my students. Now, after finals, all is fair. You have to be careful, as you do not want jealousy among your charges.

I haven’t seen much at all on the forum about Ko Lanta. It’s not what you would call a mongering destination, or a place to go primarily to find the ladies. But it’s a nice place for a beach holiday or diving, and you may find yourself there and need to get a little play, so it’s good to know that there is some pussy available. From what I was told there is a large and fairly long-term Scandinavian community in Ko Lanta, and so these services probably sprang up to siphon off those extra kroners. I visited a while ago, the January before last, so I don’t know how much things have changed. But this may at least give you something to look for.

There are several massage parlors and karaoke cafes a few kilometers on the main road out of the main town on the northern tip of the island, Ban Sala Dan. The ones I saw were mostly near the southern end of the long main beach in that area, Hat Khlong Dao, and before the point where the road climbs a hill and where the boxing arena is. The places are easy to spot; the mps are pretty well signed, and the karaoke places have girls sitting out on benches in little gazebos at night. They are pretty obvious: I stopped by one place in the midafternoon when I saw a young lady outside in a fancy dress, though it seemed a little strange that she was playing with a mother and child on a blanket in front of the shop. Anyway, I asked her if Thai massage was available, to which she responded: “No, just boom boom.” So no need to be evasive about what you want, say it straight up.

Over the few days I was at Ko Lanta I tried only two places, both karaoke joints. At the first I stopped by around 9 PM, drawn by a couple of cuties at the benches outside. I chose Noi (she was from Bangkok), and went to the room with her. The room was very basic bordering on grubby, and it turned out that she was having her period, so full service was not on the menu. But I got a nice bj and she rode me with her panties on, which was actually very good. Lots of passion. The price was about that of short time prices in Bangkok.

I returned the next night, but Noi was occupied and the girl singing karaoke was not to my taste, though it may have been her awful singing that put me off. So I crossed the road to another karaoke place, but the girls sitting at the covered benches outside didn’t do it for me either. So I walked into the adjacent parlor, and hit the jackpot: Ann. She was one of the cutest girls I’ve ever met in the business, and just 20 years old. We went into a basic room, with thin plywood walls that didn’t quite reach the ceiling, and just a mattress on the floor. Evidently, this was also the room where she sleeps (she was not local, but came to Ko Lanta from Bangkok). I enjoyed the session, not that it was the wildest action ever, but for the fact that this was one of the cutest girls I had ever seen. She even had some little sparkly stuff in her hair; just adorable.

I returned the next afternoon for a regular massage, as time was a bit limited. I gave her a little hibiscus type flower and she put it behind her ear; I still have visions of her like that – ok, enough hopeless romantic stuff. That night I came back again, and had another nice session. Prices were high, equivalent to long time prices in Bangkok, but given how incredible cute Ann was, how less impressive the other options were, and the probability that those affluent Scandinavians drove the prices up, I though it was well worth it. This place was at the end of the dirt road that leads to the “A Thyme for Lime” guesthouse and restaurant on the southern end of the beach.

If anyone goes to Ko Lanta, check these places out, and report back on how things look these days.

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[QUOTE=Johannaway]I'm a teacher in a highschool in singburi now. Age 31. Any action around singburi, lopburi? By the way girls in the school (students) ask for my tel no constantly? What should I do? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]You can write it on a piece of paper, or store it in your phone as 'me', if you're having so much trouble memorizing it.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I'm a teacher in a highschool in singburi now. Age 31. Any action around singburi, lopburi? By the way girls in the school (students) ask for my tel no constantly? What should I do? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Odd question for a teacher to pose on a sex board; hope you are not one of these guys who give teachers that kind of name. What are the fraternization rules in your school between faculty and students? Why do the girls want your number, professional reasons like after school study and tutoring? How much is this job worth to you? If a piece of tail is worth losing your job over, then take a chance, you may get away with it, then again with chatty teens, I’d say the odds are against you, Teach.

this is continued from 'two nights in phuket' from the phuket local forum.

ao nang

i’m to get picked up from summer breeze in patong at 7:15am, so i’m downstairs, miserable, at 7:00. my itinerary is to be as follows: leave phuket at 8:30 to arrive at phi phi in time to catch a boat to ao nang by 11:30, 12:00 at the latest. i figured i’d be checked into my hotel and enjoying hair of the dog by 2:00 and then the hairlessness of the cat by 8:00.

well, after a five-hour delay on phi phi, the ao nang princess nearly capsizing off the coast of railay, an obsequious tuk-tuk driver who just couldn’t say “i don’t know” to my questions of direction, and one very wet and very angry walk later, i arrived at my hotel in ao nang nearly 12 hours after i had left my hotel in patong.

grumpy, wet and tired, i take a wee nap in my admittedly very comfortable room. after a couple of minibar beers, it seems that the rain is dissipating and i can feel my hope start to rise like the bubbles of flatulence from the bottom of a bathrub. out on the town i go!

from various fora, i have gathered that there are two ‘nightlife’ spots in ao nang: one near burger king and one near mcdonald’s. i muse briefly on how globalization and the fast-food wars have even infected our beloved p4p scene and then choose burger king, as it’s closer. dodging what seems like hundreds of tailors, i make my way past the ‘restaurant’ and down an alleyway into the entertainment complex. there’s nothing really too complex about the entertainment here, however. there are bars and there are girls. men sit at the bars and the girls try to talk to the men. tonight, i am one of those men.

as i’m feeling pretty chipper from my phoenix-like rise from the ashes of despair, i have a seat at a bar called ‘t-nan’ bar, although the casual eye might mistake this for ‘than’ bar. this is a problem that causes much consternation among the girls when i pose it to them. since i can read the thai version of the sign, i can see that it’s definitely meant to be ‘t-nan’, but the english sign is not so clear and the girls struggle valiantly to find some way to fix the sign, nearly killing themselves in the process. i say this out loud, in thai, and a sort of hush falls over the bar. apparently, a girl from the next bar over had actually succeeded in killing herself the night before, and my jocularity is not appreciated. abashed, i buy a round of drinks and try to fade into the scenery, horrified at myself.

one of the girls apparently takes pity on me for my farang stupidity and insensitivity, so sits down across from me and buys me a drink. in hushed tones, she explains to me that the dead girl’s departure might not have been a suicide after all, and that the police are looking into it further. to change the subject, she goes through the litany of bargirl banter (again, all of this is spoken in thai). she introduces herself as ‘poo’, but says that she prefers ‘poo-bear’ in order to eschew any rep001ological references. staring at her naughty bits, i tell her that i’ll just call her ‘bear’, while my mind races to the homonym ‘bare’. she’s got big round jubblies, a nice little waist and cute little hands that you know would look excellent put to better use. facewise, she’s no stunner, with a protruding nose and small lips, but her body more than makes up for that. we continue trading inanities until she blurts out, in english, “but you don’t seem like the type of person that wants to talk about useless things. i think you are a philosopher.” taken aback, i compliment her on her syntax, vocabulary, and accent (which seems a cross between swedish and australian). she explains that she has spent all of the downtime a bargirl has reading english books, watching english movies, and teaching herself to read and write. i think she absorbed more than just language skills from all this immersion, however, as she had some decidedly non-thai ideas about religion, the monarchy, and conduct in society in general. this was the closest thing to a ‘deep’ conversation i’ve ever had with a thai girl, including longterm girlfriends; educated, hi-so thais with university degrees. hell, this wasn’t just close to a deep conversation, this was a deep conversation.

regarding religion, bear discards the notion of organized tithes or required days of worship. instead, she insists that spirituality resides within oneself, a notion i can’t argue with. i mention some of the meditation retreats i’ve gone on, including a 10-day vipassana rereat in kanchanburi. she’s familiar with the goenka-led discipline, although she feels it falls short in certain essential areas. when i tell her that i’m a devout atheist, she laughs at my use of the word ‘devout’ in such a context. this girl wasn’t just going through some sort of script. regarding the monarchy, she feels that the future leader will be a disappointment due to ‘absentee parenting’, which is about the most rep001hing rebuke of the big guy i’ve ever heard from a thai girl. she finds thai society to be superficial, self-obsessed and unsustainable. challenging her, i point to her obviously surgically enhanced funbags. “professional needs,” she replies, as if i were asking her about a laptop, “i think men like them this way. that’s why you keep looking at them, right?” she’s got me there.

at this point, i’m not exactly sure what sort of experience this is. on this forum, we often mention girlfriend experience or pornstar experience. this was like debate-partner experience, except i was pretty sure i was going to fuck my debate partner with the fake funbags by the end of the night. i don’t hold back this observation: i tell bear that i’d like to barfine her. she replies that she’ll hang out with me tonight, but the jury’s out on whether it would result in any sex. what the fuck was going on?

next door to t-nan (not at the dead girl’s bar), there’s a place called rocky’s bar or maybe rock’s bar. either way, they have a live two-person band playing there, with an extra microphone setup in case drunken customers are overcome with the magic of two out-of-tune guitars timidly scratching out ‘zombie’ by the cranberries. turns out bear is a beatles fan, so i comandeer the lead guitarist’s instrument and take over the stage. after ‘eleanor rigby’, ‘yesterday’, ‘i wanna hold your hand’, and “lucy in the sky with diamonds’, i turn to more exotic fare. ‘light my fire’ by the doors gives way to ‘stairway to heaven’, followed by ‘crazy train’, ‘nothing else matters’ and then a couple of my own compositions. the entire crowd goes crazy. however, that’s because the entire crowd at this point consists of bear and the two musicians i kicked off the stage. i’ve been buying mai tais for bear from my perch onstage and i’m sure the two fellas are just happy to have a break. nevertheless, i’m feeling pretty good about myself, so i tell bear it’s time to go back to my hotel. she agrees.

the sex is actually not all that good. she’s passionate enough and extremely energetic, but it just seems sort of functional to me. it’s not bad, don’t get me wrong, but i find myself more interested in this girl’s conversation than her contortions. strange feeling, i must say. after two rounds, she falls asleep on me and i get some reading done, finally falling asleep around 3:00. by 6:30am, it’s time for another round and it’s better than before (i live for morning sex), but i’d still rather just talk to the girl. we go for breakfast around the corner and i try to casually slip 1000b into her purse (intentionally making sure she sees, but simultaneously walking that tightrope ensuring that it’s not so obvious that face-loss would occur for either of us). we chat over breakfast and she asks me if i want company for my trip to railay that day. i decline, saying that i think i’d like a day alone (which turns out to be a big mistake). i head to the bathroom, and when i get back, she hands me a fold-up note, gives me a long kiss and tells me not to open it until she’s left the restaurant. figuring it’s her phone number, or email address or some sort of ‘please come again’ notice, i wait until she’s left. there are two words written at the top of the paper:

thank you.

as i completely unfold the note, the 1000b bill falls to the floor.

totals:
room: 1500
drinks: 1800 (including bear’s drinks)
barfine: 300
food: 1000

'one more day in phuket' will be posted in the phuket forum, when i get around to it.

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Biffduff,

I really enjoy reading your FR.

You are really the man bro! Reading your story made me feels like reading a novel.

Keep it up good job bro.

I will be in Hua Hin for 2 weeks in October.

Can anyone tell me where I can get good massage with extras. A "soapy" would be great!

I was in Bali last year and left still a "virgin"! Had better luck in Vietnam but nothing worth writing about. Could have scored in Bali when I was approached in a Kuta cafe by a really gorgeous lady but was waiting for my wife who was shopping. Hope for better luck this year.

Can anyone get me off to a good start? . Will be staying in the Sheraton which I understand is about 6 miles north side of town. Maybe Cha Am in the other direction could also be a possibility.

Will also be in Beijing and Laos. If I find anything interesting I will report on it.

Many thanks for any information.

as reported in bkk section my time for mongering was very limited and nearly all my experiences this time round was in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s bkk or hua hin with exception of a beer garden pickup in bkk (see bkk section).

strolled by [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s hh around 1.30pm, it was early and only a few girls outside went inside behind blackened mirrored doors to find a reasonably big airy bar. i was the only custormer that i could see. ple (pronounced plua as in the last 3 letters of the word apple), i pretended to not know anything about [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, she asked would i like to go up stairs. i asked why, she said blow job, me shock horror, i asked how much – 700bth. asked anything else, she said fuc 1, 100bth – she said nice room. i said ok, we fuc, went up stairs expecting something similar to bkk with a bad smell. suprise, suprise the service room was large and airy, with booths similar to bkk and black curtains. i asked her did she have room with bed. she said expensive 1, 600bth. i said fine, she got the key and we went across the hall.

again the room was airy with a large bed and clean white sheets.

clothes were removed we showered and dried off with fresh towels. we moved to the bed and ple was very gfe, lots of kissing, mutual oral we explored every inch of each other's body, nothing was rushed things just moved very naturally. she was extremely wet, at one stage we got carried away and started fucking bb, but we both came to our senses before it went further and covered up.

the sex was sensual but vigorous, ple became very wet and vocal a couple of times, the moans appeared genuine and at one stage went wild when i fucked her in a certain way. as we lay on the bed in post sex bliss, she claimed to had cum several times and was very affectionate and began blowing me again. in no time she had me going and climbed on for round two, again she could not get enough. we finished and showered together, again started to blow me but had my fill at that stage.

i visited [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s hh twice more and met two other girls, pim (? ) and i forget the other girl. just went for bj on those occasions which were very good. the girls removed their tops without asking and were more than willing to let you finger fuck them.

having sampled both bkk and hh, i have to say [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s hh for me beats bkk hands down (no pun intended). the girls are more relaxed the service rooms are fresh and clean compared to bkk which is dark and smelly.

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thank you eagle i for an interesting report.

will certainly visit [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] when i am in hua hin.

would also like a massage. are there still plenty massage parlours open?

anybody have more info?

Great report Biffduff

Curious, did you see her again?

i will be making another trip to disneyland for adult men/thailand

everytrip i go to 1 new place everytime & this trip in october i'm leaning towards koh samet for 2days/nights of relaxation before or after i use my body like an amusement park when i stay in pattaya.

i would like to have some fun,even if its a 1 per day st while i stay in koh samet,i know there isnt a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s there,but is there any beach,gogo bar or beer bar action on the island.

any help would be greatly aprreciated.

i will be arriving in bkk late on oct 6th & i will be in thailand until the 20th

hope to meet a few of you for the 1st time ever at giotto's

[quote=billger]thank you eagle i for an interesting report.

will certainly visit [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] when i am in hua hin.

would also like a massage. are there still plenty massage parlours open?

anybody have more info?[/quote]although, i did not try the massage parlours there appears to be plenty open.

as you walk through the soi towards [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s the mp ladies try to get your attention and entice you into their establishment.

i've been to koh samet a couple of times, but always brought my own company from pattaya. i seem to recall reading somewhere that there is a little naughty entertainment to be found, but i certainly saw no evidence of it. you'd be much better served by going to koh chang or if a flight is an option, go to koh samui.

[quote=member #3200]i will be making another trip to disneyland for adult men/thailand

everytrip i go to 1 new place everytime & this trip in october i'm leaning towards koh samet for 2days/nights of relaxation before or after i use my body like an amusement park when i stay in pattaya.

i would like to have some fun,even if its a 1 per day st while i stay in koh samet,i know there isnt a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s there,but is there any beach,gogo bar or beer bar action on the island.

any help would be greatly aprreciated.

i will be arriving in bkk late on oct 6th & i will be in thailand until the 20th

hope to meet a few of you for the 1st time ever at giotto's[/quote]

Looking at room prices in Samet, I'm now leaning towards staying in Rayong, ferry over for a full day trip & relax in Rayong

I'm not 1 of those who likes to bring his own personal P4P sand to the beach, I hope to bring 1 of my internet lady friends to the beach with me.

Thanks for your help Airhead, sounds somewhat bleak for P4P possibilities on the island.

Is there any action in Rayong & if so where can I find some.

i'm in hua hin and have really enjoyed my all too brief stay here. i have not found soapies but there are plenty of other options. the main "rld" seems to be in close proximity to the hilton and sofitel, but there are plenty of other hotels nearby because it's really the central business district. as reported, there are no go go bars here - i don't consider that a big loss. it's a good mix of peace and quiet, and available, good looking women. they're found at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, at the disco / beer pub connected to the hilton, at the many bars in the central business area, and the massage places.

i've found there are many fuglies here but also many attractive women. at one of the massage places i had a half-decent massage with full hand relief for 500 bht, including coaxing the little hottie into wearing only her panties. very cute, slim young lady. i also had a little takeout from the massage place next to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s. brought a really cute little vixen back to my place. she was very cute and very shy but she loved to ride my pole and what i could do to her with my tongue. take out was 300 bht to the house and 1500 bht to the girl - she was with me for 3 to 4 hours during the afternoon. it was a great time and she was up for whatever my heart desired.

there's plenty of freebies available here too. i have a date with a businesswoman tonight - going with her and her friend to a bar or 2. the people are friendly - just use your imagination. for example, iif you see a couple girls standing by a food cart, step up and watch the food prep. if you know what the food is, then pretend that you don't and ask them to explain. usually the cart operator won't speak much english but the girls under 30 seem to speak at least a little bit. remember, if you appear interested in their culture they're more likely to treat you well. be friendly and generous and you will thrive here.

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[QUOTE=Incorrigible]....Take out was 300 bht to the house and 1500 bht to the girl - she was with me for 3 to 4 hours during the afternoon.[/QUOTE]Wow. When I lived in Hua Hin short time was 500 baht, just a few years ago.

[QUOTE=Member #3200]everytrip i go to 1 new place everytime & this trip in October i'm leaning towards Koh Samet for 2days/nights of relaxation before or after i use my body like an amusement park when i stay in Pattaya.
[/QUOTE]Samed is a wonderful island and i always go there when i am in Thailand (except last trip with only 10 days in bkk)

Really beautiful island and relaxed place, but as Airhead says.. dont forget to bring your own comany.

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]Samed is a wonderful island and i always go there when i am in Thailand (except last trip with only 10 days in bkk)

Really beautiful island and relaxed place, but as Airhead says.. dont forget to bring your own comany.[/QUOTE]Update: there is now a promising-looking bar on Koh Samet with coyotee dancers. It's at southern end of Sai Kaew (main beach), behind the mermaid statue, on top of the steep incline of the dirt road. Several decent-looking girls sitting outside at night.

I was there with a GF so didn't partake, so no info on the prices or availability.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]Where are those so pretty Myanmar girls with awesome black long hair and brown meat?[/QUOTE]In Myanmar............ :) LOL

No, in all reality for those who want some good times, pure sex, then a trip to Rangoon is well worth your while. Hotel discos and you get wonderful girls and dirt cheap prices for ST/LT.

Sadly, I do not know where they are in Mae Sot.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I'm a teacher in a highschool in singburi now. Age 31. Any action around singburi, lopburi? By the way girls in the school (students) ask for my tel no constantly? What should I do? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]


In Thailand it is not unusual for students and teachers to exchange tel numbers. It usually doesn't mean anything in particular. However, while it may be appropriate for Thai students and Thai teachers to do it, it isn't a good idea for falang teachers to do it. They don't need your number, and you don't need the potential hassles that could come out of it. Just make an excuse and smile. They will accept it.

Can you suggest a good resort in Laem Mae Pim Beach?

Price no more than 2000B, snug big bed, good air-con.

I, however, know that is too much to ask for action there.

Isn't it?

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I met a nice bar girl in Kanchanaburi. That time a danish guy was barfining her everynight so I could only talk to her once. But she got my tel no. 2 weeks later (which means 1 week ago) when I was in maesot (I'm still there) she called me, told she was in BKK and missed me. She has been in her hometown near udon for a few days. She says she wants me to go over there and live with her.(in nong khai for ins.) it seems she likes me but she keeps saying she needs money so has to work but she doesn't wanna work in BKK or Pattaya (she likes my money too). I don't know how much she would demand if I live with her. Should I ask her in advance.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

You talked with her once, during the time she was fucking a Dane and she rang you to tell you she misses you, and wants you to live with her and financially support her. Clearly you are considering her offer on the basis of a few stolen moments conversation in a bar (possibly when Danish b/f sloped off for a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]), and are wondering whether you should ask her what her price is.

Why bother mate? You clearly know her well enough to settle down with her, so just send her your cheque book and ATM card, and trust her to draw out what she thinks she needs.

Forgot -you will both need somewhere to live, So why not send her a 5 million baht advance to build a house pending your return from Mae Sot!

From Topland (where you can get tuks tuks easily) head towards Macro. You will go past the clock tower and you will see on your left a big club with a huge sign named Playground. Just before Playground is a bar with two red Chinese lanterns hanging out the front. I like to stop there for a beer.

From that bar you can see a soi directly opposite. Go down that soi and take the first right. This street had two brothels on the right hand side about 400 meters down. As you are going down that soi taking the second left takes you into a small soi that has two other brothels. One (my favourite) we call Schoolies as some of them are from the local Rajaphat.

Generally there are about 4-5 girls in each. I know the Thais pay 350 as I have sat there and heard the mamasan talk to them and then turn to me and say 500. When I pointed out the fact that she had told the Thai guy 350 she giggled in embarrasment at being caught out but still said 500. Basically I said ok but no tip for the girl assuming she was getting a bigger cut as well.

Anyway have been to these four places about 9 times without any problems. NO BJs as yet. BB if you want.
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I met a freelancer past the Kasikorn bank near the clock tower. She will give a BBJ and fuck for 500 baht. She then became my little pimp getting me other girls who would also do BBJ and fucks. Got a little expensive though as she wanted 400 and the other girl 500 plus a room. She also started calling nearly every day so cut ties with her. Her name is Lek if you ever come across her.
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I have also been to a fishbowl where you got a BJ with a condom and fuck for 1000. Can't remember the exact location but will try to find it again.
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There is also a Coyote bar / Gentleman's Club now right next to American Pizza restaurant. Again this is not far past the clock tower.Girls said they could go to hotel for 1500 but only after the place closed at 2-3am.

I ride my own bike everywhere and I must admit trying to recreate directions is not my strong point :)

[QUOTE=Chiang Guy]In Thailand it is not unusual for students and teachers to exchange tel numbers. It usually doesn't mean anything in particular. However, while it may be appropriate for Thai students and Thai teachers to do it, it isn't a good idea for falang teachers to do it. They don't need your number, and you don't need the potential hassles that could come out of it. Just make an excuse and smile. They will accept it.[/QUOTE]Very good advice. Thais female students are often precocious little things who flirt without knowing that they are. As stated Thai teachers often exchange numbers and such because it is easier to contact students with messages etc...It is more very common in rural areas where a teacher can be more like a big brother.

So many western teachers take this innocent smiling and coy looks as sexual attraction. It is not. If a westerner laid a hand on these girls she would probably scream and run for the hills. Create an email address and a nice Hi5 page and give students that at the beginning of semester. You will will have little hello message sent nearly everyday.

This applies to Universities as well as highschools. If you are a new teacher here I repeat...It is not serious sexual "take me to a hotel and bang me" flirting 95% of the time!

Stay away from the students at your own school or uni. You will just make life difficult for yourself and further harm the reputation that 75% of these idiot foreigners bring to the profession.

[QUOTE=Meaty]I've read/heard several different versions of these places in Udon now, yours is the first that says they maintain their freedom,[/QUOTE]

Hehe, you know how I first found one of these in Udon? I spotted two cuties strolling along in front of me, and trailed them idly while they chatted, bought some stuff, window shopped, and eventually turned off into a quite soi where they went into a low building through a metal door. When I passed the door a minute later, papasan called me :-)

[QUOTE=The Pro]In Myanmar............ :) LOL

No, in all reality for those who want some good times, pure sex, then a trip to Rangoon is well worth your while. Hotel discos and you get wonderful girls and dirt cheap prices for ST/LT.

Sadly, I do not know where they are in Mae Sot.[/QUOTE][post]717896[/post]

This report on Mae Sot may help.

[QUOTE=Siam Aaron]... I know the Thais pay 350 as I have sat there and heard the mamasan talk to them and then turn to me and say 500. When I pointed out the fact that she had told the Thai guy 350 she giggled in embarrasment at being caught out but still said 500. Basically I said ok but no tip for the girl [b]assuming she was getting a bigger cut as well.[/b]
...[/QUOTE]

Usually not, at least, it's not the case in several brothels that I know. Farangs or Thais, overpaying or not, girls will receive the same remuneration fee. In several places, I've noticed that the girls receive a plastic token for each customer they have and there's only one kind of token (same size, same colour), regardless of the price paid by or the nationality of the customer. Later, tokens will be converted in real money of course at a safer place (meaning, that would unlikely be raided by the Men in Brown).

[QUOTE=Meaty]I've read/heard several different versions of these places in Udon now, yours is the first that says they maintain their freedom ...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]Hehe, you know how I first found one of these in Udon? ...[/QUOTE]

Yes. There are several places like this in Udon Thani and Nong Khai for instance. I've been also able in the past (on several occasions) to take out different girls from various brothels in order to spend "quality time" at another place of my convenience. I've also checked several Lao passports belonging to girls working in those brothels on a few occasions. They won't have their passport with them most of the time, but if they go out of their working place, they usually carry it with them, depending on how far from the brothel they must go, just in case of a possible ID check by the police.

[QUOTE=Goyave]Usually not, at least, it's not the case in several brothels that I know. Farangs or Thais, overpaying or not, girls will receive the same remuneration fee. In several places, I've noticed that the girls receive a plastic token for each customer they have and there's only one kind of token (same size, same colour), regardless of the price paid by or the nationality of the customer. Later, tokens will be converted in real money of course at a safer place (meaning, that would unlikely be raided by the Men in Brown).[/QUOTE]Hi Goyave,

I got this info from a girl today on a Sunday session. Bearing in mind it is one of the girls, it may be taken with a grain of salt.

The girls here get given the money after each shag. If it is a Thai guy that get 150 baht. A farang guy 200 baht. She says they actually get a few farangs going there so that could be why they have this kind of system.

I told her if the mamasan would accept 350 from me I would give the girl the 150 tip. She just said that's the way it is. I mention it to the mamasan every time and she laughs and says next time cheaper. I reckon I may get that 350 one day.

All good fun.

[QUOTE=Johannaway]I met a nice bar girl in Kanchanaburi. T........................... I don't know how much she would demand if I live with her. Should I ask her in advance.
Thanks[/QUOTE]I first assumed this was a wind up. But I looked back at Johannaway and decided he was serious. You mention in an earlier post you are sick of brothels and want a gf. Then don't get a ***** for a gf whatever you do.

You say you are on 20,000 a month so you can't get a nice girl. Why?? That is not true. If you want a nice girl you just have to be patient, nice, and friendly. If you are in a smaller town 20,000 baht can go a very long way and you can take her for nice inexpensive meals and such.

I think the mistake you are making is thinking of a normal Thai girl the same as a *****. I see this a lot. A guy says I want a gf. She must be 18, cute, love to fuck, and let me do what I want including fucking other girls.

Thats exactly what I want and that is why I stick to *****s!

[QUOTE=Goyave]Usually not, at least, it's not the case in several brothels that I know. Farangs or Thais, overpaying or not, girls will receive the same remuneration fee. In several places, I've noticed that the girls receive a plastic token for each customer they have and there's only one kind of token (same size, same colour), regardless of the price paid by or the nationality of the customer. Later, tokens will be converted in real money of course at a safer place (meaning, that would unlikely be raided by the Men in Brown).[/QUOTE]fully agree with you goyave girl get the same money, it doesn t matter if customer is local or farang, just tips gived in private by customer goes 100% to the girl I ve spent a lot of time in Pitlok, the old psb was my homestay, (many pictures about this place in the archives), in this place girls charged 200 bths per customer, the housemaid play like a mamasan and get the room fees + commission on each customer, all the girls I ve bonked, told me " if "mama asked you how much you give me, you say 200, ok? ", simply because if I paid 500 baths for example, the mama will get higher commission, usually I paid 200 baths and give 100 baths tip if the girls give me good service

My 2 cents advice is to bargain hard with mamasan, and give a good tip to the girls (tips are 100% for girls)

[QUOTE=Siam Aaron]Hi Goyave,

I got this info from a girl today on a Sunday session. Bearing in mind it is one of the girls, it may be taken with a grain of salt.

The girls here get given the money after each shag. If it is a Thai guy that get 150 baht. A farang guy 200 baht. She says they actually get a few farangs going there so that could be why they have this kind of system.
...[/QUOTE]

Hi, Siam Aaron!

Well, in at least 3 different brothels (mostly frequented by the locals, but with a few Farang customers as well occasionally) where the pimps, mamasans or papasans, do not use the plastic token system or a similar one, I've been informed by various working girls that they always get the same fee per customer, regardless of the nationality and of the price paid.

But your figures are realistic as, depending on the place they work, the girls told me that they get 100, 150 or 200 baht per shag. In these 3 different brothels, prices paid are respectively 250 for Thais and 300 for Farangs, 300 for Thais and 400 for Farangs, 350 baht for Thais and 400 (that's what I and probably other regular Farang customers pay there) or 500 (that's what more recent Farang customers told me they pay at the same place) for Farangs.

So, it's quite possible that the system in place is a bit different in your brothel, but I'm certain that in many places, girls don't get more money (from the house, I'm not speaking about their tips here) when they have a Farang customer.

[QUOTE=Goyave]So, it's quite possible that the system in place is a bit different in your brothel, but I'm certain that in many places, girls don't get more money (from the house, I'm not speaking about their tips here) when they have a Farang customer.[/QUOTE]Yes I agree with you and Channy. The reason I said I assume is because an experienced vistor had told me that before. Mind you an extra 50 baht is not that wonderful. I will stick with giving the mamasan a hard time and throw a 100 at the girl regardless. I was just taken aback that I had caught the mamasan out, and she thought it was pretty funny, but still said 500. I have been doing this for 10 years so I should have expected it :)

I did speak to a girl at a smaller dirtier brothel and she confirmed that they get 100 baht no matter who whacks one in them...so i gave her 150 (my standard tip). She said most farangs give her 500 tip...I said sorry I am not most farangs ;)

They were paid at the end of each shift.

Thanks for your comments. It is inteerstng to see how things work in different places.

[QUOTE=Channy]... My 2 cents advice is to bargain hard with mamasan, and give a good tip to the girls (tips are 100% for girls)[/QUOTE]

Great advice, Channy, and it's exactly what I (and probably most of the regular customers of these fine establishments) do.

Funnily enough I rode down a small soi today next to where I normally go and there was a place with three girls. Wow. They were all older teens and quite cute. This time no mention of anything but 350 and + I gave 150 to the girl.

Anyway. There it was. The green chip thrown under the door.

I couldn't help wondering if I had just never paid attention before until you mentioned it.

feel really bad today, i have broken a girls heart.

wife and i are in hua hin for a couple of days and have been thinking of either having a nice massage with some kind of happy ending or going to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. finally decided for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], as i wasn’t sure to get the right thing in a massage shop i didn’t know anything about.

came there about 12.45 pm and my eyes cought a cutie sitting there. two other present, one eating and the other one ugly. went in to the bar, and the girl introduced herself as sum. i said i wanted a private room and there are two options. 1100 baht for private room with only a sofa, and 1600 for a room with bed. i choose bed option. ordered a beer and up we went.

undress and shower, then on to the bed. hot as hell in the room, but what the heck. started kissing and it felt very gfe. amazingly caring girl. after a while she started giving me bbbj, and it didn’t surprise me she was very good. after a while i said i wanted a condom and on we went in most positions. she was really not a sounder, only a few i times i could hear her moanm but definitly no starfish. her way of breathing told me she liked itm heavy breaths and often kind of dubble breathing. after a while i came, and was on my way out when she pushed me back over her. we lay that way for i while and i slowly moved myself in her. i could her her breathing heavier and thought she had an orgasm.

she opened her eyes and smiled at me and said, i happy three times. i really believe she did.

after having a few sips of beer and a smoke, back in bed for the second round. it’s now the strange thing happens, she seemed to have really fallen in love with me.. i could really see it in her eyes. today was one of those day i felt i would not be able to cum more than once. but we had a wonderful second session with even more positions and bbbj. she really didn’t want to stop, so in the end i was the one who had to ask her for final shower. we stood up and i lifted her up and kissed her, put her on my arm and carried her to the shower and started to shower both of us.

after dressing we went down to the bar and sat there kissing and touching. i could spot tears in her eyes when i said i had to leave…

it’s really hard to explain, but i’m 100 % sure she didn’t fake this gfe…

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]...After dressing we went down to the bar and sat there kissing and touching. I could spot tears in her eyes when I said I had to leave…
It’s really hard to explain, but I’m 100 % sure she didn’t fake this GFE…[/QUOTE]That's because you are a [i]hansum man![/i]

Thai women are the best actors in the world! ;)

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Thai women are the best actors in the world! ;)[/QUOTE]

And the most meanest vindictive spiteful loving caring sweetest lunatic animals on this planet.... just depends what hour of what day you catch them :D

But Dextro Sol is a handsum man.....

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]It’s now the strange thing happens, she seemed to have really fallen in love with me.. i could really see it in her eyes.

It’s really hard to explain, but I’m 100 % sure she didn’t fake this GFE…[/QUOTE]

What? and you bought into this?
She probably does that with every second customer, to increase her tip, ensure repeat business... take your pick.

These girls know all too well that in order to succeed in their business (yes, it's a business) they need to play with the big white buffalo's ego, and that, they are masters at.
Just have fun with them, tell them you love them, miss them, play their game and your service will improve by a significant factor ;)

Her telling you she loves you so much is as fictional as the Bible itself

I'm sure Dextro Sol is winding everyone up, he must be or his senior member status should be removed.

May the force be with you.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]What? and you bought into this?


Her telling you she loves you so much is as fictional as the Bible itself[/QUOTE]

No guys.. i have recorvered from that experience now... but for a few hours i really belived it... she must be the best actress i have ever met.. and a damn nice fuck too...

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]...
Thai women are the best actors in the world! ;)[/QUOTE]

Maybe. But it doesn't mean that they always fake. I've met a few "squirters" in Thailand, and when this kind of orgasm occurs, you know for sure that the girl doesn't fake her "happiness".

[QUOTE=Goyave]Maybe. But it doesn't mean that they always fake. I've met a few "squirters" in Thailand, and when this kind of orgasm occurs, you know for sure that the girl doesn't fake her "happiness".[/QUOTE]I always say that "one good squirt deserves another!" I love multi orgasmic Thai women, just makes my day! My sexy Isaan GF can come 4 or 5 times in a session.

I had a good laugh this afternoon. Just as a torrential downpour was beginning, I took a [i]motosi taxi[/i] to a neighborhood massage place here in Silom (Diamond Massage next to the Narai Hotel). I wanted to see if a woman I met there awhile back was working. I thought she was friendly and had a nice body (no baby). Besides, while stroking junior with oil, she had told me that she'd take a day off and "go with" me if I paid her 500 baht shop holiday "fine." A better deal than the 600 baht "2-hr take out" fee, she had said. Well, that was about a month ago, and I never got around to following up on it, so I thought I'd check her out again and see if it would be worth the money and effort.

She sort of remembered me and was looking good in a short skirt and a tight top. OK, not wanting to be oiled up this time, I asked her for a 2-hr Thai massage. About 20 minutes into the massage, while she was brushing up to junior in his thin pajamas, she said, "you are a [i]hansum[/i] man." With junior in half rise, I almost started laughing out load. These women are so predictable.

The massage was just OK. Since I was practically asleep, about halfway through I passed on an offer of a HJ, as I like to save my skin for the real thing. I did like the way the woman smiled and smelled (important to me), and was thinking that possibly I'd "take her" out one day soon.

As I paid the 400 baht to the shop I gave her a 100 baht tip. She looked at me with sad eyes and said quizzingly, "2 hours, 200 baht?" It put me off a little bit, but you can't fault a girl for trying, although it's fairly rare they ask for more. I can only assume that in her mind she would rather have the 100 baht today rather than the possibility of 2000+ baht at a later date.

As I walked back to my condo through the newly flooded streets, I was laughing about my good fortune to be a [i]hansum man[/i] living in Thailand!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Iwas laughing about my good fortune to be a [i]hansum man[/i] living in Thailand![/QUOTE]

Damn! well it does not make me laugh one bit, it's actually VERY HARD WORK to be handsome in Bangkok!
You can't go anywhere in Cowboy, Nana or PP without a 100 girls wanting to suck your cock... hard life... :D

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]
Thai women are the best actors in the world! ;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]And the most meanest vindictive spiteful loving caring sweetest lunatic animals on this planet....[/QUOTE]
Sorry, you 2, but that is incorrect. Indonesia women could make a fortune setting up week end seminars all over LOS, teaching these gilrs how to be "the most meanest vindictive spiteful loving caring sweetest lunatic animals on this planet"......AND THEN SOME.

Thai girls are amateurs at best, when it comes to this skill.

[QUOTE=1Ball]Sorry, you 2, but that is incorrect. Indonesia women could make a fortune setting up week end seminars all over LOS, teaching these gilrs how to be "the most meanest vindictive spiteful loving caring sweetest lunatic animals on this planet"......AND THEN SOME.

Thai girls are amateurs at best, when it comes to this skill.[/QUOTE]

C'mon man, tell us what you really think about Indo girls.

Good day to all.Im from Malaysia and im alone.How to go to Golok from Malaysia and where to find those place to monger?I never done this at all.Want to try 1st time.

i went to koh samed last week for a short holiday with the shrimp. i had a great time.

this is more of a travelogue than anything else, but i hope it is helpful.

we took a taxi from bangkok to rayong harbour. cost 2200 bht after some haggling with a group of off-duty drivers in soi 11. the taxi arrived at our hotel on time, and took exactly 2 hours 10 minutes door-to-door, despite the heavy traffic in bangkok.

at the harbour we had missed the 2.30pm ferry by 2 minutes, so had to wait until the 3.30pm ferry. the choice is the standard ferry for 100 bht each, or a shared speedboat for 250 bht each (i think the price includes a fee for entry to the national park). we opted for the latter, and it took us directly to our hotel’s pier. the journey time was 5 minutes on the speedboat, or 30 minutes on the ferry. if you take the ferry you then have to get a truck to your hotel.

we had booked the samed cliff resort on-line. 2200 bht per night for a bungalow. it was perfect for our needs – clean, spacious with en-suite and view of the sea. the beach is only small here, and hire of a scooter (300 bht per day) is essential unless you want to be stuck in one place all the time.

the main beach has fabulous white sands, and in the evening is even prettier, being lit up by thousands of lanterns and candles at the many beachfront bars and restaurants. koh samed is a national park, but these are only words written on a sign, it doesn’t mean that anybody picks up the litter or keeps the place tidy. in the day-time we ate at the thai eateries, and went to the beach for a romantic evening meal :).

the island is a holiday resort for thai people at the weekend, and for backpackers the rest of the time. i did see one bar advertising coyote dancers but it was dark and always seemed empty. i would guess very hard to pick up a girl there – take your own.

coming back was the reverse of going out. doh! 350 bht total on speedboat, and 1000 bht to pattaya.

Doesn't seem to be very much info on this place, so here are my observations for what they're worth.

I 'took my own' so can't report on quality of service.

Stayed at White Sand Beach. The cluster of girly bars (known locally as 'Mini Pattaya') is at the southern end of the resort. Girls here looked poor-to-middling, with the occasional cutie. All the ones I chatted with were from Issaan, which is my personal preference looks-wise in Thailand, so I hope my assessment is fair. YMMV of course. The girls were asking for 2000 LT but could be haggled down to 1500, so prices same same Phuket. There are two more bars where girls are available which are on the hill going out of town, almost opposite the pseudo-Irish bar Paddy's Palms. Decent falang food here btw, if you're getting bored with local fayre.

Just before you hit the next beach along from White Sand, on the right on the hill down into the village of Baan Khlong Phrao is another small cluster of beer bars. Carry on to the next area called Kae Bae, which seems to be the Amphur area of Koh Chang, and there are several clusters of beer bars on the northern stretch.

Carry on further south and both Lonely Beach and Bang Bao pier have their attractions, but I couldn't see any punting ones on my (admittedly brief) visits.

A post from a few years back has a map with some locations (search for "To skank in Mae Sai" in your favorite search engine). What I found seemed different from his map. Of course, his map is 3 years old, and this area is changing; places come and go.

Here are my revised directions.

As you are walking towards the border crossing along route 1, just before the crossing is a soi with a banner for Hotel Wang Thong. The soi dips down near hotel entrance. At the next intersection, there is a snooker/pool hall on the left. If you go straight, you will go into a bus depot area (but NOT the bus station to return to Chiang Rai, which is 4km south). This may or may not be the T intersection the previous poster referred to.

Turn left. A short distance, you come to another T. (If you turn left here, the soi continues UNDER the border crossing area). Turn right instead, and walk a hundred yards/meters or so.

The next [URL=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=mae+sai,+thailand&sll=13.722974,100.508078&sspn=0.132742,0.164795&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Mae+Sai,+Chiangrai,+Thailand&ll=20.444476,99.883157&spn=0.004001,0.00515&z=18]intersection is 5-way[/URL] near the river. This seems to be the hub.

There is a peach-colored place with a sign that says 999 and massage and some Thai words. I asked how much for massage. No massage, only boom-boom, said the mama, and 500 baht. Another place, the mama said 600 baht. The girls did NOT look like the legendary Burmese girls, but I did not go all the way in. There are probably more places in this local's area, just wander around.

BTW if you do Mae Sai as a day trip, the last bus back to Chiang Rai is 18.00. I missed it, and had to negotiate a ride with a guy who was only planning to go to Mae Chan, because I had a morning flight from CR.

I also visited Tachileik. There are guys in the market area selling cigarettes, but they also have Viagra clones. Don't pay more than 150 baht for a package of (4) 100mg pills. I have not yet tried the ones I got. The same guys offered me girls for 700 baht. I am certain that if I could find the brothels myself, they would be much cheaper than that, since it is less on the Thai side.

If you go to Tachileik, it costs $10 or B500 for a two-week pass. Obviously if you can bring a $10 you will save a few bucks.

i did not spend a lot of time searching, but i don't think this is punter's paradise.

asking locals, i was told that at wangcome hotel (near the bus station / night market / central area) ladies could be had for 1000 baht. on a tuesday night around 10pm, there was nobody in the club - a male singer, and one hostess, nobody else, not even a bartender. possibly they meant the massage parlour in the hotel, but the massage prices are high and i did not bother asking.

the street running east/west by wangcome that has 3-4 massage parlours. the women who work there are mid-30s, and mine gave a good massage. my fireman said hello, and she offered hj for 300 baht on top of the original massage price of 200 baht, 500 baht total. it was well worth the money; my masseuse was good with both therapeutic and fireman massage, and she asked for nothing more. i did not inquire about other options.

sabuy massage parlour on thanon phaholyothin, just west of the bus station, has a lady boy working there. he is fairly obvious when he speaks in his male voice, though he says "ka" and tries to look like a woman, albeit a chunky one with big hands and feet. you have been warned.

otherwise, on tuesday night after 9 or 10pm, with the closing of the night market, the town was fairly dead. i suspect that if you give the universal finger poking fist symbol with the right taxi driver, you may find the local options.

[QUOTE=Steve Naive]A post from a few years back has a map with some locations (search for "To skank in Mae Sai" in your favorite search engine). What I found seemed different from his map. Of course, his map is 3 years old, and this area is changing; places come and go.

Here are my revised directions.

As you are walking towards the border crossing along route 1, just before the crossing is a soi with a banner for Hotel Wang Thong. The soi dips down near hotel entrance. At the next intersection, there is a snooker/pool hall on the left. If you go straight, you will go into a bus depot area (but NOT the bus station to return to Chiang Rai, which is 4km south). This may or may not be the T intersection the previous poster referred to.

Turn left. A short distance, you come to another T. (If you turn left here, the soi continues UNDER the border crossing area). Turn right instead, and walk a hundred yards/meters or so.

The next [URL=http://maps. Google.com/maps? F=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=mae+sai, +Thailand&sll=13. 722974, 100. 508078&sspn=0. 132742, 0. 164795&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Mae+Sai, +Chiangrai, +Thailand&ll=20. 444476, 99. 883157&spn=0. 004001, 0. 00515&z=18]intersection is 5-way[/URL] near the river. This seems to be the hub.

There is a peach-colored place with a sign that says 999 and massage and some Thai words. I asked how much for massage. No massage, only boom-boom, said the mama, and 500 baht. Another place, the mama said 600 baht. The girls did NOT look like the legendary Burmese girls, but I did not go all the way in. There are probably more places in this local's area, just wander around.

BTW if you do Mae Sai as a day trip, the last bus back to Chiang Rai is 18. 00. I missed it, and had to negotiate a ride with a guy who was only planning to go to Mae Chan, because I had a morning flight from CR.

I also visited Tachileik. There are guys in the market area selling cigarettes, but they also have Viagra clones. Don't pay more than 150 baht for a package of (4) 100mg pills. I have not yet tried the ones I got. The same guys offered me girls for 700 baht. I am certain that if I could find the brothels myself, they would be much cheaper than that, since it is less on the Thai side.

If you go to Tachileik, it costs $10 or B500 for a two-week pass. Obviously if you can bring a $10 you will save a few bucks.[/QUOTE]Nice report steve

I can see few things has changed since my last trip here end of 2006. Unfortunatly since 2004 mae sai is not agitated as she used to B.

I know the place you re talking about. If you ventured until the small round circle in the same street as 999 you can find some girls for 300 st but not attractive at all. The golden age of mae sai has definitively gone. No more than 3 houses was in action last time. During my last stay in 2006 the disco(forgot the name) on the main road attracted many FL the week end.

I will not recommanded to buy viagra, cigarette, alcohol cd in Tachilek. Especialy from street vendors. In 99% you will get fake product.

About brothels if you have never been there before your chance to find them are very close to zero. And all the brothels I know are far from the border and well hide.

You must considerated as an investment to take a tuktuk for showed you the place. After you can negociate with the mamasan.; (if you can speak thai it s easy). About the price.; we are in Asia Steve all the prices are negociable and next time you will know where they are

One word about Chiang Rai, since the crackdown in 2003 the place is dead for mongering. The strip bar near Jetyod Road offered few opportunity at expansive prices. I ve heard also about brothels near the military camp but never find girl activity here. The last brothel near the hospital has closed some years ago.

Ps I have experimented to miss the last bus mae sai-chiang rai in 2006. It cost me 300 baths for hiring a taxi to Chiang Rai.

Is there any action in this little town? Couldn't find any info at all on here.

Thanks

Absolutely nothing in Mae Hon Song.The northwest is a really horrible region for our hobby.

[QUOTE=Steve Naive]I did not spend a lot of time searching, but I don't think this is punter's paradise.[/QUOTE]It used to be a very lively little town, thanks largely to all the Thai military stationed thereabouts. But I lost my taste for the low end so the only place I've gone to over the past 15 years or so is the Orchid Massage at the Wiang Inn. Always well satisfied . . .

[QUOTE=Kuranyi]Is there any action in this little town?Couldnt find any infos at all on here.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Mae Hong Song is a place for sight seeing.

Suppose to be like Shangrila.

I was in Hua Hin Sept 09. I had to try several pharmacies before I found one that sold Cialis. I thought it could be bought without prescription anywhere in country. Was repeatedly told that it can't even be bought with prescription until I found a place that sold it. I half expected it to be counterfit & bogus, but it worked as usual. Anybody know what was going on?

I'm planning on being in Nong Khai in a few months. Anyone know is Mut Mee Guest House is gf?

thx Fred

[QUOTE=Fred Gold]I'm planning on being in Nong Khai in a few months. Anyone know is Mut Mee Guest House is gf?

thx Fred[/QUOTE]

Nong Khai is in Isan (Northeastern Thailand), so, you should have submitted your question in this thread: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2859[/url]

I don't know this guest house, but in Isan, almost all accommodations are girl (and guest) friendly. Moreover, the P4P girls in Isan usually dress themselves very conservatively and don't look like hookers, so, you should not have any problem coming back with a local one at your guest house or hotel located in this area.

Hi.

Mut Mee Guest house is absolutely not GF friendly. Somewhere. I think it is in the check in area. They have written "no overnight" guest are allowed!

[QUOTE=Goyave]Nong Khai is in Isan (Northeastern Thailand), so, you should have submitted your question in this thread: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2859[/url]

I don't know this guest house, but in Isan, almost all accommodations are girl (and guest) friendly. Moreover, the P4P girls in Isan usually dress themselves very conservatively and don't look like hookers, so, you should not have any problem coming back with a local one at your guest house or hotel located in this area.[/QUOTE]

i asked this on the phuket forum because they are close to each other, but no replies, so here it goes again...



i will be taking a girl with me from bangkok to koh phi phi on 8 april for a few days.

what is a good place to stay, but on a budget. i prefer 2,000-2,500 baht or less a night. i'd like a good beach area and all the other resort stuff and not far from some bars.

also, if you have any tips on the taxi from the phuket airport to the ferry pier, and the ferries and speed boats to koh phi phi would be highly appreciated.
also, any must see or to do things there? the girl was talking about a cave or something in the water.

thanks

gagoo

I offer free trip to Hua Hin(2 hours by minivan). Why? I need to check out one girl in oil massage shop there, i would like to know what special services they offer. For partecipant i pay minivan bkk-huahin-bkk and 1 oil massage there.

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[QUOTE=Pepino Hora]I offer free trip to Hua Hin(2 hours by minivan). Why? I need to check out one girl in oil massage shop there, i would like to know what special services they offer. For partecipant i pay minivan bkk-huahin-bkk and 1 oil massage there.[/QUOTE]

so you pay 700 thb for a trip to HuaHin?
what?

you think some BKK chap would be interested by travelling in a fucking 180thb per ride van with 15 thais around him all talking loudly on their cellphones?
and then you offer a 300thb oil massage of only 1 hour?

Thanks, but I prefer to have my driver drop me to HuaHin, or some nice car (3 to 4k) for a nice and comfy private ride. and then I will go to the massage places I know offer more than massage :)

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]...van with 15 thais around him all talking loudly on their cellphones?[/QUOTE]Damn Mr Frenchy, you're a hard man to please, or maybe that's just what I keep hearing about you in the MP's, a hard man [b],[/b] to please.

After all, it was the guy's FIRST post, I'm sure he's just trying to be friendly. I think with a little prep, it might be a fun trip. I'm guessing Bumrungrad must offer frontal lobotomies... Or you could just step out of a taxi WITHOUT checking for approaching motorbikes...

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]
Thanks, but I prefer to have my driver drop me to HuaHin, or some nice car (3 to 4k) for a nice and comfy private ride. and then I will go to the massage places I know offer more than massage :)[/QUOTE]

If he'll pay the 4K for the car, I'll pay for the oil massage myself. I will of course stay down there a few days before coming back.

I am looking for some intel on Koh Chang. My research has left me uncertain of the level of p4p action going on there. I am seriously considering a 2 week SCUBA trip to Thailand after Xmas and considering Koh Chang. Plenty of info available on SCUBA and hotels, but lacking on the p4p. My main concern is there enough selection to find something nice for NYE, or am I better off staying in BKK or Pattaya for NYE? I have plenty of first-hand experience in Thailand, but none in respect to Koh Chang. Any insight would be most appreciated.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4]I am looking for some intel on Koh Chang... is there enough selection to find something nice for NYE, or am I better off staying in BKK or Pattaya for NYE? [/QUOTE]

What in the world is NYE (it's not on the site abbreviation list)?

You're better off in Pattaya or Bangkok for *anything* when it comes to PFP. I haven't been there for 2+ years, but Koh Chang has mostly resorts, and no major town, so while I'm sure you can find a girl or ten, I doubt selection will be impressive.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Damn Mr Frenchy, you're a hard man to please, or maybe that's just what I keep hearing about you in the MP's, a hard man [b],[/b] to please.[/QUOTE]

Ah, no, I am simple LOL

come on, an offer of 700 thb? for 7 hours? who would be happy with this?

[QUOTE=Pita123]If he'll pay the 4K for the car, I'll pay for the oil massage myself. I will of course stay down there a few days before coming back.[/QUOTE]

That's my point...

5-6k for transportation
8k for Accommodation (2 nights)
10k for Shopping and fun
TOTAL: ~25k

and the guy offers 700thb compensation? shit, I don't need the money, just give me the girls name and place, I'll make sure to bring her to the dark Side LOL
(ok that was a joke..., sorry if you are in love man)

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp]What in the world is NYE (it's not on the site abbreviation list)? ...[/QUOTE]

I guess it's New Year's Eve, as the guy is "considering a 2 week SCUBA trip to Thailand after Xmas" (and Xmas = Christmas).

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4]I am looking for some intel on Koh Chang. My research has left me uncertain of the level of p4p action going on there. I am seriously considering a 2 week SCUBA trip to Thailand after Xmas and considering Koh Chang. Plenty of info available on SCUBA and hotels, but lacking on the p4p. My main concern is there enough selection to find something nice for NYE, or am I better off staying in BKK or Pattaya for NYE? I have plenty of first-hand experience in Thailand, but none in respect to Koh Chang. Any insight would be most appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Get there either by flight to Trat and minibus to the island or bus from BKK. The main road goes down one side of the island where all the falang delights are (the other side is Thai orientated).
First beach you hit on the shared taxi (saeng thaw) is the most developed, White Sands BEach. Big disco bar with live music and plenty of freelancers there esp. on the weekend when the hotties come over from the mainland.
Mini-pat is further down the road, a small area with some open girlie beer bars etc but when I was there last about 2 years ago there were several falang there who loved to fight. A number of other places along that coast with various bars, such as Kaibe beach. Some places go quiet during the off season but I have found that you get more attention at that time. Further down the road there is the backpacker's beach and at the very end of the island there is a quiet small beach with fewer beggars and botherers.
Be aware that the backpackers beach area has its share of druggies and the police (including the Tourist Police) swoop down on that part of the island and cart everyone off on a regular basis.
I always enjoyed KC but Pattaya it is not. Much more laid-back and suits the chap who is not into several different girls every day. I found girls there who were inclined to be more gfe than other places in Thailand - some were really semi-pro rather than hardened pros. I am into the younger ladies like the next man (there is not much to beat a toned 25 year old!) but several times I found myself one that was mid 30s or even 40 who were so into it that we both had a blast and were far better in bed than the younger ones.

I am here now and it is the dogs bollocks.

Everything that Pattaya has got (I was there last week) without the crap.

Pattaya is Huddersfield or Detroit with sex. Koh Chang still as some charm.

Friendly and warm, no hassle, as much sex as you can handle. Prices like Pattaya, but not in your face. Full of rich Russians and Thais. A few Germans and Brits.

Thanks for all the insight. Yes......New Year's Eve is the key time of my concern as I will not arrive until like the day before and didn't want to come-up short OR have to work too hard after the long trip across from the US. Having been to Pattaya, Phuket and Koh Samui, I know what the scene is and would not worry about the selection nor have to work too hard to find a companion. I welcome additional feedback, but may consider hanging in BKK to ring-in the New Year and then head to KC afterward. Or perhaps, I will head straight to Koh Samui or Phuket. Just prefer to explore other parts of the country, both above and below the ocean!

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4] Having been to Pattaya, Phuket and Koh Samui, I know what the scene is and would not worry about the selection nor have to work too hard to find a companion. I welcome additional feedback, but may consider hanging in BKK to ring-in the New Year and then head to KC afterward. Or perhaps, I will head straight to Koh Samui or Phuket. Just prefer to explore other parts of the country, both above and below the ocean![/QUOTE]

There are as many beer bars and good looking women as you will ever need.

Many are of a very good standard because there are no GoGos to cream off the best ones.

Be careful in the massage places though, not all do what it says on the sign.

Best place to be is Kai Bae Beach for "being"; White Sands has more beer bars but it a bit unfriendly; Lonely Beach is dull; Bang Bao is cool but not too many bars. The best beach by far is Klong Prao.

After doing alot of researching, it seems that me being posted in Alor Setar, Kedah, Malaysia for a 1 year project doesn't seem all too that bleak as I jz found out about this small town called Danok jz across the border.

Just got my passport after flying back to KL last week, so am hoping to perhaps pop over to Danok for a day trip tomorrow. The main reason for such a short trip is because I've nvr been there before and I'll most likely be going alone. So don't want to test my luck by staying over night.

I've read alot of the posts here about Danok, but most of them seems to be outdated. Is Danok still alive and rocking?

Also, any advice or if anyone here's willing to be my guide, I would be more very grateful!

You can PM me also should you need more info about my upcoming trip.

Hopefully I'll be able to get a detailed FR report when I get back.

i was in hua hin last month, very pleasant place for few days seaside holiday. i visit the famous [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] (blow-job bar). to be honest, i would not recommend that much. you can find better value and experiences in several massage places in the same street. girls in the local bars also available for take-out, though the best-lookers seem to go to bangkok.

i took girl back for night at my beach hotel, no problem although security guard took her id. i made sure he gave it back next morning.

no flights from bkk, you must take taxi (2-3 hours).

Can anyone reccomend a good hotel, I am looking for a 3-4 star not too busy but close to town centre, must have a pool with sunbeds. If you have been to Pattaya I am looking for something like Sandy Springs or LK Rennaisance or even Areca lodge. Annual holiday with her indoors so not too concerned about bringing guests back, I will just be sneaking off to lollitas everyday when she is snoring near the pool.



May the force be with you.

Hi Jenevis,

Go to the Hadyai thread of the Thailand Forum here. You will be able to read up on Danok.

Nice place and you will have no problems with an overnighter. Stay at Oliver Hotel. Go around Oliver to take the girls, make sure you take from the shop and have the papasan hp no. LT for a decent girl should not cost more than 2500bht. Hotel is around 90 baht with breakfast.

Couple of places you could check out for drinks are such at Pattaya and Hello Bangkok Disco. You could also go to the late night disco located behind Oliver (but in this place you must be careful).

Food good seafood available at PED Restaurant (i believe the 1st or 2nd Soi on the right when you pass the Border Post. Spa you may try Mutiara but you can also have decent massage just across Oliver (traditional massage).

Cheers,
Ice

[QUOTE=Ice Raj]... Hotel is around 90 baht with breakfast...[/QUOTE]

I guess it's more likely around 900 baht, no?

If you can find a good deal on the net on Hilton or Sofitel, you should take it. They are perfect for a short stay - and sometimes expensive.

Peony and PP Villa are good choices to, but they are small and your gonna meet scandinavian packettourist there.

Hotel is 900bht, yes, you are correct.

Regards,
Ice

Luke,

Hua Hin is generally a bit more expensive than Patts. There are a handfull of 2/3 star hotels close to the town centre such as White Sand, Peony, Thipurai and City Beach. But they will disappoint compared to what you are used to in Patts.

If you are willing to splash the cash, the Sofitel (some decent deals if you search) or the Hilton are better options. Or rent a villa on one of the gated communities and commute (might be a better option wrt the missus - "just going into town to the bank, dear. Won't be long.")

I just got back after some wonderful days in Koh Chang. I want to thank everybody that previously reported on it and ad some extra info.

I went directly to Koh Chang from Suvurnabhumi Airport bus station with an aircon bus. Takes about 7 hours including the ferry and from the bus station you take a baht taxi to your hotel. Stayed at Sofia Garden resort which is good standard for only 600 Baht per night. Very good value. It is located between Klong Phrao and Kai Bae.

To get anywhere on Koh Chang you need a motorbike that costs 150-200 Baht per day to rent.

As stated prieviously by other posters the best beer bars are in White Sands that has a complex which is about the same size as the beer bars in Huahin. I would reckon it is tiny by Pattaya standards but I have never been to Pattaya so I can not judge. There are also beer bars between White Sands and Klong Phrao and a small number of bars in Kae Bae. Bar fines are 300 Baht, lady dinks between 120-150 Baht and LT is 1000 Baht. It is usually until 12 the following day. I took many ladies for more than one night and in some bars you do not need to pay additional barfine for following days while others require this. Service offered by all ladies I tried was BBBJ and covered sex. No anal but I did not ask as I only do it with regular girl friends. Overall all ladies I met where very safety minded which I like. I never take pierced/tatooed ladies or ladies that smoke so the selection is usually limited but on Koh Chang most ladies were like that.

There are several oppurtunities to score freebees with Farang women especially when the resorts in Kae Bae have parties. There are also frelancers in Sabay Disco in White Sands.

On the weekends Koh Chang gets packed with Thai tourists. When I was there about 80% of all tourists were Thai. In the bars however about 20% of the customers were Thai.

I really recommend Koh Chang which is beatiful and has a real rainforest if you want to do something else than monger.

Just had a wonderful time in Cha am and I was with with her indoors!
Stayed at the Ban Pantai hotel, excellent rooms, cheap beer, friendly staff, lovely pool in fact couldn't fault it. Met one or two European guys who had brought their honeys from Pattaya they also liked the place. There is 1 gogo bar in town as far as I could find "The Chicken Coop" checked it out beats Happy a gogo hands down. Cha am is a sleepy town mainly full of Thais, this is reflected in the prices for food and drink, large Chang or Leo 60 baht.
Paid a couple of visits to Hua Hin, I liked it 5 years ago but now it is poor in my opinion, seems like it is trying to imitate Pattaya if you want Pattaya go to Pattaya.

May the force be with you.

Anyone got any info on P4P in Surat Thani or/and Prachuap Khiri Khan city? those seem to be quite laid back nice cities, but the scene doesn't seem obvious to me. kinda Thai oriented with brothels probably? anyone knows more details?

[QUOTE=LukeSkyWanker]Paid a couple of visits to Hua Hin, I liked it 5 years ago but now it is poor in my opinion, seems like it is trying to imitate Pattaya if you want Pattaya go to Pattaya.[/QUOTE]It got a nicer beach though.

Dear all,

During my upcoming trip to Thailand I will spend a few nights in Samui and then a one or two in Ko Tao. Now, an idea keeps buzzing in my head: Ko Tao could provide the chance to sleep and shag on the beach, something I admit I've never done in my life.

It would be a buddy and I and, provided we both first find in Samui a girl we like enough to bring her along for the ride, Ko Tao seems (never been there before) like a place where it shouldn't be difficult to find a deserted little beach where you could spend the night gazing at the stars, skinny dipping and getting laid.

Do you guys think it would be safe?

Ko Tao appears to be too small to have any kind of criminality.

I'm guessing we would reach this idyllic beach by long-boat: should we ask the boatman to spend the night nearby, to make sure he doesn't go back telling everyone where we are?

Or, is this something plenty of people do, and so we run the risk of not being the only ones?

Finally, for those who have been to Ko Tao: any particular beach you'd recommend?

Guys, any kind of suggestion and comment is going to be welcome, as long as it helps me make up my mind.

Thanks,

Ryo

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]Dear all,

During my upcoming trip to Thailand I will spend a few nights in Samui and then a one or two in Ko Tao. Now, an idea keeps buzzing in my head: Ko Tao could provide the chance to sleep and shag on the beach, something I admit I've never done in my life.

It would be a buddy and I and, provided we both first find in Samui a girl we like enough to bring her along for the ride, Ko Tao seems (never been there before) like a place where it shouldn't be difficult to find a deserted little beach where you could spend the night gazing at the stars, skinny dipping and getting laid.

Do you guys think it would be safe?

Ko Tao appears to be too small to have any kind of criminality.

I'm guessing we would reach this idyllic beach by long-boat: should we ask the boatman to spend the night nearby, to make sure he doesn't go back telling everyone where we are?

Or, is this something plenty of people do, and so we run the risk of not being the only ones?

Finally, for those who have been to Ko Tao: any particular beach you'd recommend?

Guys, any kind of suggestion and comment is going to be welcome, as long as it helps me make up my mind.

Thanks,

Ryo[/QUOTE]

Forget it - not a Pleasant experience. Did it in Great Yarmouth once - bloody sand gets everywhere, and it can be quite painful

I will also relay a memory from a walk on the beach at Patong/Phuket years ago: There are little critters running all around the beaches at night. Mostly crabs, but it could have other things too, such as sand fleas. I'd think twice about this plan.

don't forget the BUGS... you need a mosquito net or a tent

Dear Bros,

After RTFF, found there is little info on Sg Golok. As will be dropping by in Sept, hope any bro out there can update on the cheong places and prices.

Security is also my concern..dont want ppl to pick ur wallet/paspot in brothels during d session or thugs waiting at door after session in outlet/ own hotel room.

Many thanks

Is there still action in Mae Sot these days? How about the other side of border in Burma?

Am considering a move from BKK to Hua Hin so went down this past weekend to check it out. IMO, it's a decent place, pretty laid back, with a nice vibe and friendly people. A little more touristy than I'd expected, even though it's low season.

Just happened into the sin sector and found most bars very empty, and, consequently, most girls were a bit aggressive in their attempts to grab the few wallets that were about.

I must say I was grossly underwhelmed with the age, quality, and general attractiveness of the bar girls. I saw mostly 4-5 range women, mostly in their 30s and 40s. Certainly not a lot to tempt me to part with my money.

And then it happened, I was walking along and I see this cute little thing at the Romantic Bar (across from a 7-11). Can't remember her name but she was such a good gfe that I pulled her twice, on Saturday night and then again Sunday about noon. She speaks no English but has a killer smile and a great body.

As I said, truly a GFE except she's not big into BJ, which is not a big thing to me anyway. I'd rather give than receive, as they say. She says she's 27, and I'd believe it. Has had one baby, some stretch marks, but beautiful breasts, lips, eyes, etc. The tariff was 300 barfine, 1000 for her, and I talked her into bareback for another 300. If you're in HH and looking for a good one, check out Romatic Bar and look for this face.

Is there any action going on in Nakhon Si Thammarat? I haven't found a good report about areas and pricing when I RTFF.

[QUOTE=The Scout]Is there any action going on in Nakhon Si Thammarat? I haven't found a good report about areas and pricing when I RTFF.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about prices but there is a whole bunch of action going on in the massage parlors around the Taksin Hotel. Not the youngest women that I have seen, but some were good looking.

[QUOTE=G Schyman]I just got back after some wonderful days in Koh Chang. I want to thank everybody that previously reported on it and ad some extra info.

I went directly to Koh Chang from Suvurnabhumi Airport bus station with an aircon bus. Takes about 7 hours including the ferry and from the bus station you take a baht taxi to your hotel. Stayed at Sofia Garden resort which is good standard for only 600 Baht per night. Very good value. It is located between Klong Phrao and Kai Bae.
...
I really recommend Koh Chang which is beatiful and has a real rainforest if you want to do something else than monger.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. May I ask you and other members what kind of experiences you had with the hotels and resorts on Koh Chang?

Are the hotels girlfriendly? I will spend only a few days on Koh Chang and mongering will not be the main aim but maybe the icing on the cake. Do any of yours have info on the "big" resorts like Panviman, Aana and The Dewa? Can you bring bar girls/freelancers to these places? Are these resorts somehow close to a few bars?

I will be visiting Hua Hin for first time in January and looking for mid range hotel, 1500-3000thb. Must be girl friendly and walking distance to beach and bar area. Any suggestions?

This time of year you should be able to get Hilton for around Bht. 3.000.

That would be the place for you.

Oh, January - sorry, thats another story.

You can try if Peony - close to Sofitel - have anything available. Its a nice place. Or else PP Villa or Jed Pi Nong.

Thanks I think I might try the Peony

i was in southern thailand this past weekend to visit a friend in trang. as i usually do, i stayed at the rustic trang hotel, which is right next to the landmark trang clock tower.

the hotel itself, (twin room for 470 baht), is old and not much to talk about, however, i did have fun with several women from the in house massage shop.

when you request an oil massage, (300 baht/1 hour - 500 baht/2hours), you are taken to one of the hotel rooms for the therapeutic deed. once the massage is underway, depending on your thai language skills and demeanor, you should have an opportunity for full or partial service from a willing service provider.

the two women i enjoyed on successive evenings both provided full service. the woman on the second night (#3) literally screwed my brains out with wild abandon, unlike anything i have experienced in awhile. granted, she was quite long in the tooth, but so am i.

interestingly, #3 had also given me a very erotic (!) traditional thai massage earlier in the day (excellent [i]finish[/i] included). based on my double header with her, in the future, i think i may give more "old girls" a try.

just remember, as with many "off the beaten track" locales that see few, if any, [i]farang,[/i] if you have no game & no [i]paasa thai[/i] skills, just being there does not guarantee fun...

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]I was in southern Thailand this past weekend to visit a friend in Trang. As I usually do, I stayed at the rustic Trang Hotel, which is right next to the landmark Trang clock tower.

The hotel itself, (twin room for 470 baht), is old and not much to talk about, however, I did have fun with several women from the in house massage shop. [/QUOTE]Wow.

Thanks for zapping some of the few ancient brain cells that I have left Fon Tok! The Trang Hotel brings back some great memories.

After helping to check you in and taking your bags up to the room, in the old days, the bellman would just ask you straight out if you "want lady", then just steer you to a room on some floor with a "Boofull Lady Pahma" (Burmese girl.) The girls would always be genuinely surprised when it was a farang (and they actually spoke more English than they did Thai!) Very very fun stuff happened.

That old hotel was mainly for Thai traveling salesmen, probably still is, but the chicks there were pretty darn cute if you ask me!

Great pic BTW. Is the coffee shop still doing its thing?

It used to be real good times at the Trang Hotel Fon Tok, thanks again!

[quote=fon tok]when you request an oil massage, (300 baht/1 hour - 500 baht/2hours), you are taken to one of the hotel rooms for the therapeutic deed. once the massage is underway, depending on your thai language skills and demeanor, you should have an opportunity for full or partial service from a willing service provider.[/quote]

sorry for the boring obligatory question, but what beyond the 300 or 500 was expected?

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]Sorry for the boring obligatory question, but what beyond the 300 or 500 was expected?[/QUOTE]Thanks for jogging my fuzzy memory. I think the first night I "tipped" 500 baht (for 1 hour session after some easy negotiating), and the second night 800 baht (for 2 hr session with no discussion of money). The second night was definitely superior to the first.

For the morning Thai massage (w/extras) I tipped 500 baht (2 hours session). It was a very exceptional Thai massage session, (one of my top 5 out of hundreds), and I was priming the woman for the evening session. Damn, if the woman didn't have me aroused for almost the entire two hours.

Do know that both of these women were mature. But, they both had great sets of tits! ;)

All resorts that I know of are girl friendly. Bars are available in White Sands Beach and Kai Bae. Best is to have a scooter. Song taews travel irrregularly at night.

Have fun

G Schyman

[QUOTE=Nullnull]Thanks for the info. May I ask you and other members what kind of experiences you had with the hotels and resorts on Koh Chang?

Will visit Krabi next month, any good advises of nice hang out places and possible ladies to hook up? Thanks

[QUOTE=Tomcat P]Will visit Krabi next month, any good advises of nice hang out places and possible ladies to hook up? Thanks[/QUOTE]I'm there next week for 3 days - will post here after.

[QUOTE=Stiffoak 571]I'm there next week for 3 days - will post here after.[/QUOTE]Ok so in Ao Nang - forget the massage they all seem to be legit with no happy endings anywhere.

For the bars there is a small strip opposite McDs on the road down to the beach - standard beer bar territory for anyone used to Patong or Pattaya - sit there select girl buy drink discuss term 500THB Bf and off to the hotel which for me was Orchid Resort - dead easy to walk past reception without need to comment or show Id

The downside is they all want 2000THB and because they are so few in number it makes sense to just pay up

[QUOTE=Stiffoak 571]Ok so in Ao Nang - forget the massage they all seem to be legit with no happy endings anywhere.

The downside is they all want 2000THB and because they are so few in number it makes sense to just pay up[/QUOTE]Bro Stiffoak,

Thanks for the info. Will try to explore more happening.

Planning to play golf in Huahin.

I would like if there is some action there?

Massage place,red light district,etc.

Thanks a lot in advance ,pm is also ok.

Reports will follow

[QUOTE=Rhode1]Planning to play golf in Huahin.

I would like if there is some action there?

Massage place,red light district,etc.

Thanks a lot in advance ,pm is also ok.

Reports will follow[/QUOTE]Plenty of action on Soi Bintabaht, a street very close to the Hilton.

For more info on Hua Hin see [url]http://www.huahinafterdark.com/forum/index.php[/url]

last i heard on stickman forum, the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is closed in hua hin and replaced with a massage place - though no one knows if you can still get what you did in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] in the new place. perhaps someone will report.

generally hua hin is a lot quieter as far as the naughty night life goes, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] was the most obvious, in-your-face place they had, no gogo bars etc... lots of bars with available girls though.

[quote=uzinuzin; 1100591]last i heard on stickman forum, the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is closed in hua hin and replaced with a massage place. though no one knows if you can still get what you did in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] in the new place. perhaps someone will report.

generally hua hin is a lot quieter as far as the naughty night life goes, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] was the most obvious, in-your-face place they had, no gogo bars etc. lots of bars with available girls though. [/quote][url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] in hua hin is gone. the premises have been rebuilt and the name of the new establishment is hornblowers. by some referred to as fellatio hornblower. it's now a massage parlor with bar and pool and the venue is pretty much the same as in the old place. some new meat around, though.

[QUOTE=Polyorchid; 1045714]Am considering a move from BKK to Hua Hin so went down this past weekend to check it out. IMO, it's a decent place, pretty laid back, with a nice vibe and friendly people. A little more touristy than I'd expected, even though it's low season.

Just happened into the sin sector and found most bars very empty, and, consequently, most girls were a bit aggressive in their attempts to grab the few wallets that were about.

I must say I was grossly underwhelmed with the age, quality, and general attractiveness of the bar girls. I saw mostly 4-5 range women, mostly in their 30s and 40s. Certainly not a lot to tempt me to part with my money.

And then it happened, I was walking along and I see this cute little thing at the Romantic Bar (across from a 7-11). Can't remember her name but she was such a good GFE that I pulled her twice, on Saturday night and then again Sunday about noon. She speaks no English but has a killer smile and a great body.

As I said, truly a GFE except she's not big into BJ, which is not a big thing to me anyway. I'd rather give than receive, as they say. She says she's 27, and I'd believe it. Has had one baby, some stretch marks, but beautiful breasts, lips, eyes, etc. The tariff was 300 barfine. 1000 for her, and I talked her into bareback for another 300. If you're in HH and looking for a good one, check out Romatic Bar and look for this face. [/QUOTE]I am a resident of Hua Hin. Congrats on your conquest, she is quite attractive. You visited during the absolute low-season when there are few if any farangs (June / July). At that time of the year the girls are so hungry they are willing to swallow practically anything. Most of the beauties have gone home to their villages, leaving the market to the resident mature hos. The best season is now, bewtween December. Early March where you will find girls in all age groups. But the selection and the market is not the same as iin BKK, Patts or Krabi. More easy-going and mature. Luckily, we don't have too many hooligan-type tourists here. Nor have the Ruskies discovered the place yet. Many wealthy Thais from Bangkok have condos and houses in HH and come here for week-ends. Also, there is a number of American and European (mainly Scandinavian) resident retirees who contribute to the ambience of the town. There are also quite a few Brits.

I will be making a visa run to Ranong and wonder if there are any young ladies available in the area, and a GF hotel. I am not really interested in the usual farang pick-up beer bars but more looking for the local scene. I am specifically thingking about a young Burma lady since Ranong is so close to Burma. Any ideas / suggestions?

[QUOTE=Rhode1; 1097056]Planning to play golf in Huahin.

I would like if there is some action there?

Massage place, red light district, etc.

Thanks a lot in advance, pm is also ok.

Reports will follow[/QUOTE]There's a street called Hua Hin 80 with a cluster of bars where you'll find action. It's off Phetchakasem Road. Heading from Hua Hin airport there's a set of traffic lights just past the temple complex. Go straight on (if you turn left at these lights you'll find the police station and post office) for about 200 metres. Hua Hin 80 is a street on the right; there's a 7 to 11 on the corner that you can use as a landmark. The first bar on the right, called Omah, advertises massage but is straight. Other bars further down the street has action. One called Night Owl has cubicles upstairs. 300 baht fot "massage" plus 1000 for the lady.

Gents,

Been back to Pitsanulok recently. A bit dead on the lady front. Even the resident hotel ho had gone home to mommy. The only girls outside were either sniffing glue or on front of the London Hotel. Not really what I'm looking for.

Fortunately a few phone nembers I still had saved my trip pussy wise.

Keep in mind: Always get phone numbers and don't lose them!

Freeler

[QUOTE=Freeler;1111903]Keep in mind: Always get phone numbers and don't lose them![/QUOTE]I didn't used to, but now in the times of scarce pussy I do. However, after an absence of a few months nearly all such numbers will be closed.

While nine times out of ten the number's just gone, nowadays I've discovered a new phenomenon, at least from former Pattaya Beach Road girls. They'll answer but say 'well I've gone home to work in Big C, because I couldn't make any money hooking, and kept getting arrested'.

[QUOTE=Freeler; 1111903]Gents,

Been back to Pitsanulok recently. A bit dead on the lady front. Even the resident hotel ho had gone home to mommy. The only girls outside were either sniffing glue or on front of the London Hotel. Not really what I'm looking for.

Fortunately a few phone nembers I still had saved my trip pussy wise.

Keep in mind: Always get phone numbers and don't lose them!

Freeler[/QUOTE]Is the old PSB still in action Freeler?

Channy,

Yes the PSB is still in action, but even less for the faint hearted than before. Expect no washed towels at all anymore.

The old lady can barely make it up the stairs to hang them to dry. Let alone do the effing laundry deal on them.

One morning no less than five girls were waiting for companions on the second floor. The next morning none.

You will always find hookers tho at the London Hotel, along with a bunch of dumb ass Lonely Planeteers.

As always: YMMV!

Freeler

I got a minibus from Pattaya, which includes the ferry trip, for 650. Not too rotten for that kind of thing. If I wanted to pay less, I would have had to flag down a bus on Sukhumvit highway, take a songtaew from Trat to a pier, and negotiate the ferry and transport on the island. Or I should have started from Ekkamai in Bangkok. I'll know the way better next time.

The songtaew from the pier to the first beach (White Sand Beach) is 50b, which I thought at first was a bit much. I thought maybe I'll just walk. That would have been a mistake. It's miles along the coast, up and down. So 50b is actually perfectly reasonable.

White Sand Beach is "overdeveloped", but quite comfortable. Accommodation is rather overpriced on the low end. Koh Chang Hut seems to be quite reasonable (advertising rooms from 400b) , but only 700 was available to me. I was shown the place by an older bargirl. Later I went to buy her a drink and heard that she stayed with an American guy for 5 years, but he suddenly went home one day. Now she's looking for someone to take care her again, and she believes it's a better class of mongers who come to Koh Chang.

The bars are easy to find, just walk to the southern end. There's one main cluster of bars. They weren't fully stocked with girls, some were empty, but enough to go round. I found a bar with four cuties. I stayed for a while chatting and flirting, and eventually the partygirl I was talking to asked if I saw any girls I liked anywhere. I told her yes, actually I'd like to fuck your younger sister. The younger sister was a very proper-looking slim girl who hadn't made eye contact at all. She was smily enough, but with the other girls. At that point, she was off somewhere. Her sister went off to find and and tell her the good news. When they came back together, she told her sister that she wanted 1500, which her sister repeated to me. So I told her sister that she could have 1000, and she reflected for 5 seconds, and agreed. I paid 300 to the bar (there are rooms for 300 also) , and walked the short distance to my room. No problems going in, but the island is mostly crawling with families, and I'm afraid such a beautiful young girl following demurely at your heels will perhaps cause some people to think uncharitable thoughts about her.

I was an undemanding customer, and she was just a perfect, quiet young girl. She had obviously had a baby, which she denied for some reason, so her pale breasts (with pinkish nipples!) were not as firm as could be. I savored her every movement, and escorted her back to the bar complex (as her sister had requested) before going for some 90b 2-for-1 vodka-redbull on the beach.

Later I went back to the bar where the younger sister was looking as innocent and demure as before, shyly hovering near two older gentlemen. I hoped they realized they could enjoy unwrapping her without any hassle. Then a chubby cutie with good tits and an intelligent look about her wiped the floor with me at connect-4, relentlessly.

After that I went to a more Thai-style place by the roadside a bit up the hill. There was a fat jolly Cambodian girl working there, not too pretty but pleasingly shy and giggly. I made her DFK me for a drink, which took many enjoyable false starts and practice runs. We parted with lots of hugs and kisses.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1125674]Koh Chang Hut seems to be quite reasonable (advertising rooms from 400b) , but only 700 was available to me.[/QUOTE]I later went downmarket to 500 / night fan room. Very friendly people, complimentary condom on the toilet roll.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1125674]After that I went to a more Thai-style place by the roadside a bit up the hill. There was a fat jolly Cambodian girl working there, not too pretty but pleasingly shy and giggly.[/QUOTE]The next time I was there, she wanted me to take her to Sabay Bar. I went to check out Sabay Bar and found it is a pretentious expensive beach lounge place with a boring band, full of families. It would have been a disaster. But it's kind of touching that that is the kind of place she would like to go.

I went to a couple of the other beer bars. In the one, a very sexy drunk abandoned **** threw herself at me very becomingly, and gave me the phone number of her younger sister in Bangkok.

The other one I went to was staffed by a team of midgets from Buriram. Two of them were playing pool with two tall Germans. I took a fancy to the black one, but she was working her German for all she's worth. I drifted off and weirdly enough when I came back he had left without her. But now she was occupied with some earnest Brit. I was chatting with a hideous ladyboy who was consoling me by saying charming ladyboy things like "she don't like you, she only like young man" (so far all of them had been older than me). We were drinking whisky with some more of the girls and the other (more conventionally sexy) midget, who was pretty drunk by now, and funny and witty as well.

Then some alcoholic prick doddered in out of the night and started whining and moping. Apparently he has history there, because the midget started telling him to get lost. Before long he was lumbering at her and shoving her around. Very stupid. Gents, it is not a pretty sight seeing a sexy little firecracker with empty bottles clutched by the neck in both fists hoarsely yell SAT! At some 50yo acting like a baby. ("Sat" is a very bad insult: animal. Normally blood follows.) The other bargirls were talking her down, and as far as I know, he didn't get cut, although he was trying his best to get into hospital.

In the meantime the dark one had finally joined us, but while the party was going to pieces some big guy rolled up quietly on a motorbike, gave her a nod, and she slipped away and got on behind him, and they vanished into the night.

In Phangan for a few days. Any suggestions?

In Petchabun a friendly young motocy guy asked me where I want to go.

I told him I don't know where."pai tiaw!"

OK he'll show me some places, we drive to a stretch where there's a lot of nice normal clubs. At the one end there's a red light motel. Just before the nice clubs, there was a darker one with a rock band, called Valentine. He asked we go back there? Yes, I agree. Then he asked if he can come in and join me. Sure can. There are a lot of very sweet girls in Petchabun out having fun. He was hitting on the waitress, trying to get her phone number. She said she doesn't have a boyfriend but then she said her phone is suffering a malfunction so she cannot give her number. But she was still very friendly. Nice place, good band.

Eventually we chat about girls, is 1500 expensive? I tell him I'm interested in the low end, he knows a place where the pice is 370 for ST. But it's in Lom Sak! 44km away? What the hell we go all the way there on his bike. If you ride in on the main road, turn left where it makes a junction, then I think the first right is soi Wajee. Go along this and look right. 2nd deadend soi had a courtyard with two shops, around 10 ladies each. Had two. From the accent, Chiang Mai. And one of the girls confirmed that.

Not a bad way to while away an evening.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1125674]I got a minibus from Pattaya, which includes the ferry trip, for 650. Not too rotten for that kind of thing. If I wanted to pay less, I would have had to flag down a bus on Sukhumvit highway, take a songtaew from Trat to a pier, and negotiate the ferry and transport on the island. Or I should have started from Ekkamai in Bangkok. I'll know the way better next time.[/QUOTE]Hi Rocksoff.

I'm thinking about going to Koh Chang (from BKK then returning to Pattaya). What was the journey like? I hear reports of 5-6 hours from BKK which really puts me off. What was the minibus like? Bearable for a few hours?

I'm torn between blowing a few 1000 bht on a taxi or suffering on the bus.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff; 1126162]I later went downmarket to 500 / night fan room. Very friendly people, complimentary condom on the toilet roll.

The next time I was there, she wanted me to take her to Sabay Bar. I went to check out Sabay Bar and found it is a pretentious expensive beach lounge place with a boring band, full of families. It would have been a disaster. But it's kind of touching that that is the kind of place she would like to go.

I went to a couple of the other beer bars. In the one, a very sexy drunk abandoned * threw herself at me very becomingly, and gave me the phone number of her younger sister in Bangkok.

The other one I went to was staffed by a team of midgets from Buriram. Two of them were playing pool with two tall Germans. I took a fancy to the black one, but she was working her German for all she's worth. I drifted off and weirdly enough when I came back he had left without her. But now she was occupied with some earnest Brit. I was chatting with a hideous ladyboy who was consoling me by saying charming ladyboy things like "she don't like you, she only like young man" (so far all of them had been older than me). We were drinking whisky with some more of the girls and the other (more conventionally sexy) midget, who was pretty drunk by now, and funny and witty as well.

Then some alcoholic prick doddered in out of the night and started whining and moping. Apparently he has history there, because the midget started telling him to get lost. Before long he was lumbering at her and shoving her around. Very stupid. Gents, it is not a pretty sight seeing a sexy little firecracker with empty bottles clutched by the neck in both fists hoarsely yell SAT! At some 50yo acting like a baby. ("Sat" is a very bad insult: animal. Normally blood follows.) The other bargirls were talking her down, and as far as I know, he didn't get cut, although he was trying his best to get into hospital.

In the meantime the dark one had finally joined us, but while the party was going to pieces some big guy rolled up quietly on a motorbike, gave her a nod, and she slipped away and got on behind him, and they vanished into the night. [/QUOTE]...but then on reflection, after reading your second report, may not be my kind of place, sounds like something out of a Fellini movie. Might just check into the Sabay Bar. :)

[QUOTE=Chill Out;1131005]In Phangan for a few days. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Baby Elephant, a bar, run by a nice chap with a sufficient variety of bar girls

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1133768]Hi Rocksoff.

I'm thinking about going to Koh Chang (from BKK then returning to Pattaya). What was the journey like? I hear reports of 5-6 hours from BKK which really puts me off. What was the minibus like? Bearable for a few hours?

I'm torn between blowing a few 1000 bht on a taxi or suffering on the bus.[/QUOTE]The bus that goes from Ekkamai directly to the ferry pier once a day is a better option and way more comfortable than those stinking minibusses. And yes it takes 5, 5 hours in total with a 30 minutes stop in between. Although it is the max I will travel by bus, it is not too bad and way faster than a bus to Trat where you have to wait until a Songtaw is filled up for a 30 minutes trip to the ferry pier.

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1133768]What was the minibus like? Bearable for a few hours?[/QUOTE]Yeah, not too bad, but I generally prefer the bigger bus. It was between 4 and 5 hours. The downer about the minibus was that they dropped us at their own terminal, still some way from the pier. Then we had to wait about an hour for a songteaw to show up to take us the last bit of the way. Some people were getting hot under the collar.

There are big buses that go straight to the pier (and from the pier to Bangkok) , but I think then you have to start from Ekkamai.

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1133769]...but then on reflection, after reading your second report, may not be my kind of place, sounds like something out of a Fellini movie. Might just check into the Sabay Bar. :)[/QUOTE]Don't let my jaundiced eye put you off.

In Koh Phangan, I saw quite a few bars but did not partake so I can't comment on quality or performance. Directions to the bars: while in Tongsala (the place where you arrive by ferry) , ask for the road to Ban Thai (another village). After turning a few times to get out of Tongsala, you arrive on a long stretch of straight road. After about 1km a few bars appear. There are around 10 or so on a 1km length of road. All of them before Ban Thai. Bars are open in the evenings, not during daytime AFAIK.

[QUOTE=Kuranyi;977454]Absolutely nothing in Mae Hon Song.The northwest is a really horrible region for our hobby.[/QUOTE]Yes, I agree with you Kuranyi. The northwest region of Thailand really is horrible.

[QUOTE=Kuranyi;977454]Absolutely nothing in Mae Hon Song.The northwest is a really horrible region for our hobby.[/QUOTE]I think all of the girls moved to Pattaya or Bangkok.

Hi Guys,

Heading to Kanchanaburi in 4 weeks time to visit some friends. Would like to find a hotel that is in walking distance to the bars scene there which from the research I have done so far is quite small. Any recommendations on a good located hotel, I don't mind paying 2, 000. 3000 baht or a bit more if it is located in a convenient location.

I prefer bars to karaoke so I am trying to find where the bars scene such as it is location? Can some point it out on a map or range me in to where it is? Of course any recommendations of bars would be appreciated too.

Thanks and regards,

AB453

[QUOTE=Aussiebloke453; 1151914]Hi Guys,

Heading to Kanchanaburi in 4 weeks time to visit some friends. Would like to find a hotel that is in walking distance to the bars scene there which from the research I have done so far is quite small. Any recommendations on a good located hotel, I don't mind paying 2, 000. 3000 baht or a bit more if it is located in a convenient location.

Thanks and regards,

AB453[/QUOTE]A couple of years ago, I stayed at the Felix hotel that was very nice. The nurse was meeting made the reservations. We went to several bars, but many of them were local Thai so I can't help you on the bar area.

There did seem to be some girls available when we were eating in the restaurants down by the river.

One other note, you had to cross a bridge across a small river to get to the Felix so if you are on foot it might be a little isolated. She had a car so it wasn't a problem for me.

I'm about to go to Koh Samet for a few days; any tips on the best way to go there + good hotels on the island?

I'm bringing a girl with me so don't need any tips on bars and the like.

[quote=chill out; 1154186]i'm about to go to koh samet for a few days; any tips on the best way to go there + good hotels on the island?

i'm bringing a girl with me so don't need any tips on bars and the like. [/quote]this is what i did:

flew into bkk, picked up the shrimp and spent one night in town to recuperate. let her negotiate a taxi rate to koh samet. i think we paid 2000 or 2500bht. morning departure for 2+ hour drive to rayong. here you can book accommodation and book a boat crossing.

hotels on koh samed are either very top end or fairly basic. they are overpriced either way, so it may be good to make a booking on the internet beforehand to get a good rate. i can recommend samed cliff resort or similar name as good mid-price hotel, but it is a bit remote. in any case hiring a scooter is a really good investment. the low end hotels are fairly basic, but comfortable enough, with a bed, ensuite and aircon being my basic requirements. we paid about 1300 bht for one room in a hotel by the 'pub' who's name i forget on this my second trip.

the boat crossing is either regular ferry, and then you will need a truck taxi at the other end, so a bit slow and a lot of messing about. cheap though. the staff at the various hotel booths will try and persuade you to buy a speedboat ticket, which will take you quickly and directly to your hotel. a lot more expensive. i think 3000 bht for 2 return.

when you get there, hire a scooter and make excursions to various top end resorts to enjoy the beaches and see how the othe half lives! if you are stuck in one place all day it could get a bit boring.

any more thoughts and i will post later.

[QUOTE=Chill Out; 1154186]I'm about to go to Koh Samet for a few days; any tips on the best way to go there + good hotels on the island?

I'm bringing a girl with me so don't need any tips on bars and the like. [/QUOTE]On the way back the Shrimp negotiated 1000 Bht taxi from Rayong to Pattaya in a nice big limo. He offered her a 500 Bht fare from Pattaya to Bangkok, but she preferred to take the bus. I was left on my own in Pattaya for 4 nights. A nice way to break the journey on the way back.

Will be there overnight and wandered if there any good spots for some action.

Besides Samet, what do you folks suggest around BKK? Places that are nice to relax (like a beach; or jungle; or waterfall; or...) and easy to access, say within a 2-3 hour drive. Any ideas?

[QUOTE=Chill Out;1169010]Besides Samet, what do you folks suggest around BKK? Places that are nice to relax (like a beach; or jungle; or waterfall; or...) and easy to access, say within a 2-3 hour drive. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Khao Yai. Mountains, Wineries, Waterfalls, Golf. Beautiful Scenery

Looks great, thanks Nic! How easy is it to get there? Accommodation easy to find?

[QUOTE=Chill Out;1169046]Looks great, thanks Nic! How easy is it to get there? Accommodation easy to find?[/QUOTE]Very easy to go there and accommodation is easy to find indeed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khao_Yai_National_Park

The hotel I stayed in was the Kirimaya

Chill Out,

Do you really even consider Samet for a time out from the City?

Erawan NP, amazing falls in a stunning setting and just an hour's drive past Kanchanaburi, is the top attraction near BKK.

Period.

There are plenty hotels in Kanchanaburi. And other things to see and do as well.

Regards,

Freeler

[QUOTE=Freeler; 1169828]Chill Out,

Do you really even consider Samet for a time out from the City? [/QUOTE]Why not?

Thanks for the tip about Erawan NP. Keep them coming guys!

Is there any st rooms or bars that offer st in hua hin?

Not able to lt and don't want to go to massage.

[quote=incel; 1170366]is there any st rooms or bars that offer st in hua hin?

not able to lt and don't want to go to massage. [/quote]try [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]!

about 6 months ago [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] changed its name to, wait for it hornblowers.

as their ads say, 'you'll get blown away'

Last month I visited Chaam with my GF. Yes it is correct that the place is frequently visited by the locals. If you are alone and after the adulteries the place is not for you. Pattya will be your best choice. But as usual like other cities in LOS here you can find limited choice for girls too. But I was with my GF and was not after the girls.

As we prescheduled she met me in airport and drive me to my Hotel Varnidavan at Ekkamai soi 12. I booked this hotel cause the house of my GF was just middle of her work place and my hotel. She can conveniently move to her work place and to my hotel too. Eventually we found that it was never been any issue for us. Cause next morning we move for Chaam.

The Hotel page in Agoda was said that the hotel has shuttle service for the BTS any near by. But practically the service was not available. So we opted taxi to arrive at Ekkamai BTS and used skytrain to appear Victoria Monument, where the Minivan service was available for Chaam. The fare was 160bht (?) each and dropped us on Hua Hin Highway road side.

For a short notice visit we did not booked any hotel before our arriving and my GF started talk with moto bike drivers to drop us in a hotel to be convenient for us. Later it was found that we have paid some extra commission for the moto bike drivers too. We paid 600bht per night but there were many good rooms in 400 bht or in 600bht far better then we spent our night. Finally we found the hotel we like, that is Chaam Villa Sun on beach road. 600bht, including breakfast and transferring to bus station. More over the hotel accepts Visa card for payment. So if you arrive in Chaam with out booking any hotel, then don't use the moto bike drivers for your hotel. Just arrive on the interjection of beach road and walk to your left or right road to search your hotel as you like.

The truth is I like Chaam beach. U can walk in water and can go as far as you can in the sea. Not so much crowd and really I enjoyed with my GF in a quite nice beach.

I intend to be in Hua Hin from 23 Road July for a couple of days. Going thru the Forum has given me the

Idea to spend the Evenings. (Thanks to Dajudge for those Mongering tips)

I have couple of queries.

1. What is the best option for a Morning session- is it FS at a Massage parlour or get an escort, if so any Suggestions?

2. Is Hilton Hua hin GF? (I suppose with the. Action centre-Soi Bin Tabat. Being behind Hilton, I presume it should.

Be. Am I wrong?)

Thanks for the trouble

Purayil

I intend to be in Hua Hin from 23 Road July for a couple of days. Going thru the Forum has given me the

Idea to spend the Evenings. (Thanks to Dajudge for those Mongering tips)

I have couple of queries.

1. What is the best option for a Morning session- is it FS at a Massage parlour or get an escort, if so any Suggestions?

2. Is Hilton Hua hin GF? (I suppose with the. Action centre-Soi Bin Tabat. Being behind Hilton, I presume it should.

Be. Am I wrong?)

Thanks for the trouble

I was in Hua Hin last week for a 2 day business and staying at the Hilton as convenient location for whatever one would think it could be, we know this is not high season but anyway, the streets where empty and the small bars only open at 20. 00, lots of rain also.

My business partner was in de mood for a soapy, hard to find in HH, I knew about the Petch barber shop, a tip to the Hil. Doorman was working has it should be and got the right information,

It is located 200m. In to a sub soi 64 on Phekasem Road, next to the barbershop is the new Soapy, called Lelauadee, a newly beige painted building, beautiful decorated and very clean inside, open only at 05. 00 pm and only 6 girls, we took the best looking ones from the line up, I don't have to explain how the soapy should work but service and performance is was below level, top modern rooms no problem at all, kid did not speak any word of English, very loud Thai realty show on the TV, would not turn it down, she disappeared a few times, not allowed to touch or kiss, you could see that is was pure Thai orientated and not for falang, she pissed me off too much and little John lost interest and I left and then, finally she came up with the famous English word, you give me good tip, no way, my two friends had a similar bad experience,

John Euro

We had a few drinks in the Hilton area and I must say, finding good looking girls is no big deal out there, we know it is not BK or PATS but at least I would have like to find something above a 6, finally I picked up a good looking and nice talking girl from a open beer bar to take with me to the Hilton club. 300Thb BF, it must have been about 11. 30 pm but nobody inside the club, one drink and up to the room for some fun, Hilton did not charged JF when she showed here I'd. 2000Bth LT + tip to the girl and it was well spend, I had a great time and ended up with only 2 hours of sleep.

We had to leave the same evening to BK but at least I had discovered a nice gem in empty HH.

John

A good place to try in Hua Hin is the Tropical Thai Massage shop very near El Murphy's bar on the opposite side of the small soi.

Price is 1000 baht short time and most of the girls there will do BBFS.

Any action in Kanchanaburi? Recommended hotels?

How about Koh Chang?

Can't decide which to go to, only one is possible.

[QUOTE=CompactD;1210226]Any action in Kanchanaburi? Recommended hotels?[/QUOTE]At the River Kwai Hotel there is a soapy that I have found to be very good. Its called River Paradise. They have Thai, Laos and Chinese girls working there. There is also a street when on one die there are beer bars. Just looked at them in passing. Hotels and guesthouses are all over. The place I stayed, right across the street from the River Kwai, the MJ something sucked.

[QUOTE=That Asshole;718892]Chantaburi Thailand 2008[/QUOTE]As always the information from That Asshole is good.

The cheaper soapie seems to have upped their prices to 1200. There were only two in the fishbowl when I looked (and no free rooms, the young papasan told me). The other soapie had zero in the fishbowl. But a lot of customers.

There are a few subsois with ST bars. At the first one I tried I was quoted 1000. Moved on to a more friendly one where the price was 500. But the nicest girl I found all that night has a 19 year old daughter. Who is studying marine biology at the local college.

She told me her younger sister is "mia" of a 70-year old guy who likes to shoot guns, has 7 or 8 wives, lots of land, and stacks of money.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff; 1211660]As always the information from That Asshole is good.

The cheaper soapie seems to have upped their prices to 1200. There were only two in the fishbowl when I looked (and no free rooms, the young papasan told me). The other soapie had zero in the fishbowl. But a lot of customers.

There are a few subsois with ST bars. At the first one I tried I was quoted 1000. Moved on to a more friendly one where the price was 500. But the nicest girl I found all that night has a 19 year old daughter. Who is studying marine biology at the local college.

She told me her younger sister is "mia" of a 70-year old guy who likes to shoot guns, has 7 or 8 wives, lots of land, and stacks of money.[/QUOTE]Thatasshole was one of the last sex explorer of this forum, venturing almost everywhere in the country and investigated the local scene, you hardly read such kind of report since almost 3 years mongers are less and less adventurous they want supermarket service with a lot of girl in display they don t care to paid 2000 or 3000 baths for st.

Why the info from 2008 should be out of date? Some info posted by freeler, or opebo are always update ever after 6 or 8 years (verified and tested). The local scene change very few unlike the farang scene

If I have good memory thatasshole also mentioned local brothels in his report have you find them?

Last but not least thatasshole reports often report less than the reality. That s why his reports are a good base and should incitate you to investigate further.

Gosh 1200 baths for parlor in the countryside I just hope at least a real massage was provided for this price.

[QUOTE=Channy;1212510]If I have good memory thatasshole also mentioned local brothels in his report have you find them?[/QUOTE]Yes, they are in the subsois that I mentioned. Price still 500 as reported before, but the first place tried a rip-off price on me. I have to say that I did not see anyone I wanted to get close to. Though I enjoyed talking to a couple of the girls over a beer. (Very little English.)

Nearby the two soapies are some fancy big new club / pub places, for richer locals.

[QUOTE=Channy;1212510]Gosh 1200 baths for parlor in the countryside I just hope at least a real massage was provided for this price.[/QUOTE]That one was already 1000 and 1500 in 2008, and the other one was 1500 in 2008.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff; 1212666]Yes, they are in the subsois that I mentioned. Price still 500 as reported before, but the first place tried a rip-off price on me. I have to say that I did not see anyone I wanted to get close to. Though I enjoyed talking to a couple of the girls over a beer. (Very little English.)

Nearby the two soapies are some fancy big new club / pub places, for richer locals.

That one was already 1000 and 1500 in 2008, and the other one was 1500 in 2008.[/QUOTE]Rocksoff please be clear, thatasshole mentioned karaoke AND plain brothels. What have you visited? You rarely find drinks and seat for chit chat in brothels. It s pick and bonk.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Channy;1213644]You rarely find drinks and seat for chit chat in brothels. It s pick and bonk.[/QUOTE]I've always found drinks (beer) and seat for chit chat in brothels. Chit chat mostly not really encouraged, but always happy to sell you a beer while you make up your mind. Karaoke machine more seldom but sometimes have. In Chantaburi did not have in the first place I looked in (where they quoted bullshit price) , but did have in the places in the next two sois where I looked in.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1213944]I've always found drinks (beer) and seat for chit chat in brothels. Chit chat mostly not really encouraged, but always happy to sell you a beer while you make up your mind. Karaoke machine more seldom but sometimes have. In Chantaburi did not have in the first place I looked in (where they quoted bullshit price) , but did have in the places in the next two sois where I looked in.[/QUOTE]Humm I should visit your brothels Rocksoff because those I visited everyday on that time has no drinks, but they have bench for seating. Very few has karaoke machine too, often they offered both service. If you want to sing with girls grabbing your the. K it s available, if you entered and just want to bonked after choosing girl, it s available too. I like brothels in general because at least you don t waste your time in long bargaining conversation. Price down quickly. Especially in those that rarely guest farang. Of course if an idiot farang comes before you and paid the top price without bargain it will be hard for you to get the local price.

Cheers,

Channy

i spent 3 days in cha am. nice quiet place, but the bar scene is poor.

there are about 12-15 bars in soi bus station. easy to find from beach road, even no street name there. next to cha am south soi 1. most bars have just 2-3 girls and i have not seen any for who i have paid bar.

walking distance from there, on the street beween cha am and cha am beach, is another little scene with 4-5 bars including a go-go bar! but don't expect too much, just 5 girls and one is on the stage.

bf everywhere 300, girls expect 1000 st. next to the go-go bar is a hotel which offers a room for 200b st.

spent another 3 days in hua hin. much more action there, at least later on in the evening. i think about 50 bars, but most are small and just a few girls, but still some interesting bars with more girls. btw, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s / hornblowers is closed.

huahinafterdark. com / map. htm.

my favourite bar was suky's. they have about 15 girls, and 4-5 are younger and prettier as the average. bf 300, st 1000, they have st rooms upstairs for 500 b! much better to bring the girl into your hotel, if you can.

i recommend tarawit hotel, walking distance to rld and to the beach. nice room, great swiming pool, arround 50$ per night. cons : no indoor-safe, no wifi in room (both just in lobby)

[I recommend Tarawit Hotel, walking distance to RLD and to the beach. Nice room, great swiming pool, arround 50$ per night. Cons : no indoor-safe, no wifi in room (both just in lobby) [/QUOTE]Sorry, wrong spelling : Tanawit Hotel, Hua Hin Soi 74 and yes, it is GF

I'm soon going to Thailand, and one of my stops along my trip is Khao Lak.

Does anybody know if it's easy to find female company in Khao Lak?

Can You recommend a nice hotel which is girl friendly?

Thank You in advance.

[QUOTE=Awesome Man; 1230354]I'm soon going to Thailand, and one of my stops along my trip is Khao Lak.

Does anybody know if it's easy to find female company in Khao Lak?

Can You recommend a nice hotel which is girl friendly?

Thank You in advance.[/QUOTE]Hallo You Awesome Man.

I'am going to Khao lak in mid Februari with my Mrs and would like to hear from You abouit your findings. Naugty massage shops and Teen Massage shops etc etc.

I have heard that Khao Lak is quite slow and I suspect that's why my Mrs choose the place. But hey this is Thailand there has to be some "entrepreneurs".

Bob

Hello,

I was in Ao Nang last week for one night. There seems to be a small scene there. The first of two areas: A complex of bars / restaurants behind the shops on beach road. There was bar on the 2nd level called Airport, the girls were dressed as Stewardesses, fairly pushy. Not a bad place for a beer though. Everything was on offer. Some other bars and clubs in the area but did not check them. Looked like they were in play though.

Then there is a Soi across from McDonalds with about 6-8 Beer Bars. The most lively was Amy's 69 Club or something like that. Seemed to be a fair bit of LB's hanging around. Some decent talent but nothing great.

I did not partake so cannot offer a specific report.

It's been quite a while since my last trip to Khao Lak (2008) and there was definetly some action going on at that time (see my earlier posts) , but then in 2009 all changed. Thai government introduced a new law."The Cabinet has approved new regulations that prohibit karaoke parlours from providing drinking or singing partners to customers, with their business licences being revoked if they do." So no more happy singing (and banging) with karaoke girls.

Of course there is always someone in business. So after checking for the more illegitimate massage parlours I found one near the market of Bang Niang on the same side about 200m before the market, coming from Khao Lak City (as they call it now *LOL*).

Just one girl was acceptable so asked for a Thai Massage (250 THB) and went to the rooms upstairs. She was really not interested in helping me with my back pain, her massage tecnique was really lame! So I asked her, if she could do also "special massages". She explained me the 3 options: HJ (500 THB) , BJ (750 THB) or "bum bum", but since she was very tired from the night before, she told me, she'd prefer not "bum bum" (I suppose the real reason was some lady thing.). So I agreed for BJ, but only for 500 THB. Total damage 750 THB for quite a nice afternoon BJ.

So if you happen to be in Khao Lak just find the more illegitimate massage places, there is nothing more than that, believe me.

These places will have mostly darkened windows, the rooms are not visible from the street, the girls outside are rather young and good looking and will greet you. Let's say. In a "different" manner.

Have fun!

I will be in Hua Hin for a week in mid-April. Can anyone recommend a medium prized hotel with swimming pool, WiFi and in-room safe, preferably close to the night action?

[QUOTE=Mongi Max;1239140].in 2009 all changed. Thai government introduced a new law."The Cabinet has approved new regulations that prohibit karaoke parlours from providing drinking or singing partners to customers, with their business licences being revoked if they do." So no more happy singing (and banging) with karaoke girls.[/QUOTE]

Interesting. I don't like karaokes and do generally avoid them, but I still see them all over the place up here in Isaan, and they do have hostesses there. Or rather, there are some 'family' kareokes that are entirely useless, and a greater number of 'hostess kareokes' or 'naughty kareokes' as I call them, and one still does see reasonably attractive fairly sexily dressed girls (or ladies) sitting outside. I haven't taken girls from them lately, but I do use some girls who work in kareokes whose number I have from previous jobs, and they report that one can have young ladies for 1500 or older ladies for 1000 - and some of my farang acquaintances have used that service within the last 6 months.

I don't know if it is that savior of all freedom - Corruption - which is allowing them to survive, but they're still out there.

[QUOTE=Mongi Max;1239140]It's been quite a while since my last trip to Khao Lak (2008) and there was definetly some action going on at that time (see my earlier posts) , but then in 2009 all changed. Thai government introduced a new law."The Cabinet has approved new regulations that prohibit karaoke parlours from providing drinking or singing partners to customers, with their business licences being revoked if they do." So no more happy singing (and banging) with karaoke girls.[/QUOTE]Well now. How on this earth do the Thai gov police this one? Hilarious! A girl may not be recomended to sit with me LOL. The spy is watching.

Ranong hardly makes the news here on the board. Every so often I manage a short time at one of the brothels here. Burmese 20 year olds for 500 baht. (My GFE is 23 and costs 400 because she is deaf or maybe because she is old) Made the rounds a couple of times in the last few days and nothing to be seen but padlocks on the doors. 10 or 12 doors. Not hard to guess but does anybody know what's up?

C4T

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai; 1249937]Ranong hardly makes the news here on the board. Every so often I manage a short time at one of the brothels here. Burmese 20 year olds for 500 baht. (My GFE is 23 and costs 400 because she is deaf or maybe because she is old) Made the rounds a couple of times in the last few days and nothing to be seen but padlocks on the doors. 10 or 12 doors. Not hard to guess but does anybody know what's up?

C4T[/QUOTE]I haven t been in ranong since October 2011. So whcih area you are talking about? And second is the thai brothel always in action?

[QUOTE=Channy;1251095]I haven t been in ranong since October 2011. So whcih area you are talking about? And second is the thai brothel always in action?[/QUOTE]Locally it's referred to as "Soi 3".

I can only attempt to add a little to that. A main soi running north to south that connects the central city area with the working area is called Saphan Pla.

About 5 blocks west of Saphan Pla is the RLD.

I've never seen Thai providers in Ranong. But maybe up in the city center area there might be as there are bars there. I never went looking though because the Burma babes were the easiest path to relief. I hope it's a temporary closure.

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai; 1251421]Locally it's referred to as "Soi 3".

I can only attempt to add a little to that. A main soi running north to south that connects the central city area with the working area is called Saphan Pla.

About 5 blocks west of Saphan Pla is the RLD.

I've never seen Thai providers in Ranong. But maybe up in the city center area there might be as there are bars there. I never went looking though because the Burma babes were the easiest path to relief. I hope it's a temporary closure.[/QUOTE]I see, in fact like you said it s called soi 3 but it s not located on soi. I will be curious to know the situation about saphan plaa itself, where it s more karaoke, but burmese style. The problem with soi 3 it s all the girls are illegals with bad story behind. So it s easy to closed such kind of place. Yes crazythai believe me there is one thai brothel in ranong. But really well hide and not under public exposure. Quality is also excellent but girls are a bit more older. Price was 500 baths. (I always paid 400 for burmese in soi 3) I hope also it will be just a temporary closure. Thank for the valuable info Bro

[QUOTE=Channy;1252234](snip) . Yes crazythai believe me there is one thai brothel in ranong. But really well hide and not under public exposure. Quality is also excellent but girls are a bit more older. Price was 500 baths. (I always paid 400 for burmese in soi 3) I hope also it will be just a temporary closure. Thank for the valuable info Bro[/QUOTE]Hey, happy to share if that helped.

I'm quite interested in what you write about the Thai place. Can you share more about that? How many ladies? And, you know, since it's just you and me reading this, where is it? LOL. Really though if you think you can't write about it here would you mind sending a PM? THANKS!

C4T

[QUOTE=El Ted;1243496]I will be in Hua Hin for a week in mid-April. Can anyone recommend a medium prized hotel with swimming pool, WiFi and in-room safe, preferably close to the night action?[/QUOTE]City Beach Hotel. Google it!

Hello, this will be my first post on this site.

I want to know where to go in Sukhothai for all sorts of "nightlife". I now live and work in Sukhothai so it is difficult to ask the locals where to go when I'm so well known. Tht is where I need your help.

I read 'that assholes' thread about Sukhothai and loved it but although he says he doesn't add a map as Sukhothai is only a small town I spent the best part of an hour looking for a place called 'Po Mo' and I live here. I know he says its difficult to see and the post was made 4 years ago, has anyone got any new knowledge of the area.

I'm well aware of Pitsanulok and love it but I'm looking for a local rub.

Buddy Karaoke is still going but I refuse to enter there after the head waiter treated me and a few of my friends like s#t when we entered there very early and sober.

Help Help Help.

Thank you in advance and keep up the good work all.

Sukhothai.

[QUOTE=Channy;1252234]I see, in fact like you said it s called soi 3 but it s not located on soi. I will be curious to know the situation about saphan plaa itself, where it s more karaoke, but burmese style. The problem with soi 3 it s all the girls are illegals with bad story behind. So it s easy to closed such kind of place. Yes crazythai believe me there is one thai brothel in ranong. But really well hide and not under public exposure. Quality is also excellent but girls are a bit more older. Price was 500 baths. (I always paid 400 for burmese in soi 3) I hope also it will be just a temporary closure. Thank for the valuable info Bro[/QUOTE]Was Soi 3 in Ranong reopened for business?

[QUOTE=Dajudge;1261407]Was Soi 3 in Ranong reopened for business?[/QUOTE]Yes but perhaps not as robust. Appears that some remain closed.

C4T

Occassionally I have reason to go to Sa Kaeow and Aranyapathet. Can anyone direct me to local bordellos or other houses of pleasure in or around those towns?

No, I won't cross the border to Cambodia at Aranyapathet. My preference is young local girls (of legal age).

[QUOTE=Dajudge;1261407]Was Soi 3 in Ranong reopened for business?[/QUOTE]Ah ah ah! Soi 3 they are plenty in ranong, and you will find nothing. Simply because this place is know as soi 3 but it s not located in soi 3. It seem you never been there.

For aranya prathet cross the border. Poipet used to be a brothel town at least until 2008 date of my last visit. ; in Aran itself, I never find real brothel, just Karaoke. Two are located around Aran 1.

[QUOTE=Channy;1263940]Soi 3 they are plenty in Ranong, and you will find nothing. Simply because this place is know as soi 3 but it s not located in soi 3.[/QUOTE]So which soi is it, how do we find it? A link to Google Maps would be great.

No worries about the local plod, they know about it already.

Not worth the hassle of a trip to Ranong just now; there is not a lot going on at the moment. A few places are open but the quality is terrible, all the girls I have seen are big and ugly, max 5/10 for looks. I've been here a few days and haven't bothered wasting my baht on any of the meat currently available.

A modest strip of farang-oriented short-time bars. Reports from a year or 2 back say 300 + 700 to go upstairs, but I found everyone holding firm at 300 + 1000 despite not many customers. The girls are mostly veterans.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1282994]A modest strip of farang-oriented short-time bars. Reports from a year or 2 back say 300 + 700 to go upstairs, but I found everyone holding firm at 300 + 1000 despite not many customers. The girls are mostly veterans.[/QUOTE]It is a 1000 Bt now everywhere in Ban Chang. But for those 1000 Bt you can also have most of them LT in your room. Recently spend 2 nights (and a day at the beach) with a petite cute lady bartender. Gave her 3000 Bt but she said 2 was enough, if I came back soon.

[QUOTE=Titanio;1283138]It is a 1000 Bt now everywhere in Ban Chang. But for those 1000 Bt you can also have most of them LT in your room. Recently spend 2 nights (and a day at the beach) with a petite cute lady bartender. Gave her 3000 Bt but she said 2 was enough, if I came back soon.[/QUOTE]Now that's good to know, and might be a reason to return for another look. Thank you Titanio.

Just visited a Jap site that had a some nice info & photos of massage parlors based in THANIYA region. This place has the kind of women I was looking for in Bangkok, bit mature & chubby with less makeup. But it seems like that area is meant for Japanese people. I just want to know can I get into these massage parlors without any hassles to have some FS or B2B. Also it would be nice if anyone can tell me more such places where I can find mature women those who cater to everybody & are more friendly?

[QUOTE=Sandbag102;1264378]Not worth the hassle of a trip to Ranong just now; there is not a lot going on at the moment. A few places are open but the quality is terrible, all the girls I have seen are big and ugly, max 5/10 for looks. I've been here a few days and haven't bothered wasting my baht on any of the meat currently available.[/QUOTE]Can someone tell me which place is this exactly? I'm unable to locate it on google map. Any near by prominent areas?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Andy7; 1285326]Can someone tell me which place is this exactly? I'm unable to locate it on google map. Any near by prominent areas?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Just go the main road in Ranong and ask any Motosy Driver to take you to "Pooying" (Girls)

Failing that use the international language of love. Left thumb and index finger in an O shape. Right index finger thrusted in and out of the O.

All the motosy taxi guys know where to go

[QUOTE=Bowerboy; 1285579]Just go the main road in Ranong and ask any Motosy Driver to take you to "Pooying" (Girls)

Failing that use the international language of love. Left thumb and index finger in an O shape. Right index finger thrusted in and out of the O.

All the motosy taxi guys know where to go[/QUOTE]Thanks buddy. I just googled Ranong & found it to be around 585 KM away from Bangkok. So dropped the plan as for now. Will try to find similar stuff in Bangkok.

Just got back from 2 weeks in Ratchaburi, with a few side trips to Hua Hin for some beach time.

I went there to meet a contact from ThaiFriendly. Got the train, quite a quaint railcar, not comfortable or fast but, enjoyable. At 338 baht one way, expensive compared to a mini-van at 100 baht.

Met the lady (38 years old) and her sister (thai fashion. Neither seem certain which mother / father they share, I am guessing cousins!) at the train station. She was true to her photo's, not a looker but a great body.

I was going to book a hotel as arranged but, I must have passed muster because we drove straight to her sisters house and dumped my bags. Nice new house in a locked community just outside town. Mazda 3 and new house, the sister had to be on the game I was thinking. As I found out over the next 2 weeks, no, she had a very successful wholesale business importing flowers from Malaysia. Quite an impressive turnover and she was a smart operator. Not so smart in her personal life, she was a scum bags mia noi, evil prick who had never worked a day in his life. He contracts to political figures who need certain people educated in the way of the world. Thank god he never turned up while I was there. He had a cupboard with his gear stored inside, I had a snoop, loaded 38 special in the coat pocket.

Had a guided tour of the town, quite nice, bigger than I thought.

NOT a mongering destination I must say, if you journey there, bring your own.

There are street walkers, some massage parlours and KTV's. Never saw beer bars, but I am sure they exist. Couldn't get away for a massage but walking past a rather pretty young masseuse winked at me and gave the tongue in cheek sign, wonder what she was referring to? .

As for my 38 year old, she was a real sweetheart. The first night she said we could sleep in her sisters room (OMG! A 3some?) because she had a double mattress. Are we sleeping together I asked? (I am soo innocent) Sure she said, thai style. Heard that before, sure enough, I was dining at the Y minutes after going to bed. She had never had that and could not get enough. At this point I was worried, even though she was sopping wet, I could barely get a finger in! What was to be done? Took a drinks break and looked for my lube tube, found that but realised I didn't have any covers. Damn! Back into bed and for more oral. 69 now, but such poor technique. She spun around and tried to sit on the old fella, whoa I say, what about protection? She goes to her bag and brings out a new contraceptive pill pack and swallows one, no worries honey she says. Lubed up and. Well, shit, she was a superb fuck. Had to show her every position, but what a trooper.

Two weeks flew by, her and the sister basically paid for everything, I was their guest.

Unfortunately, the sister was sick of the noise every night, afternoon and morning coming from her room. And, how she asks, does the bed end up in a different place every morning? She was starting to flirt when she got the chance, so I decided to pack up and head back to Bangkok with my girl.

She stayed a week and shopped her little heart out, MBK, Pratunam, Chatuchak. Misery! I brought her a few things. 2 or 3k all up, she must have spent 5 or 6k.

So, Ratchaburi. Liked it a lot, but you need to be able to speak some thai, and a guide would be the go. It is only 106km away.

Prices are very low. Meal, all you can eat for 4 is around 170 baht, beers are 60 baht at restaurants. Massage prices at 1 shop were 150 baht per hour for thai, which seemed a little pricey. People are friendly and service oriented. Not many white faces.

Tuck.

I am quite keen on this lady, now her oral skills have improved, I think I will keep her.

[QUOTE=Friar Tuck; 1296011]Just got back from 2 weeks in Ratchaburi, with a few side trips to Hua Hin for some beach time.

I went there to meet a contact from ThaiFriendly. Got the train, quite a quaint railcar, not comfortable or fast but, enjoyable. At 338 baht one way, expensive compared to a mini-van at 100 baht.

Met the lady (38 years old) and her sister (thai fashion. Neither seem certain which mother / father they share, I am guessing cousins!) at the train station. She was true to her photo's, not a looker but a great body.

Had a guided tour of the town, quite nice, bigger than I thought.

NOT a mongering destination I must say, if you journey there, bring your own.

As for my 38 year old, she was a real sweetheart. The first night she said we could sleep in her sisters room (OMG! A 3some?) because she had a double mattress. Are we sleeping together I asked? (I am soo innocent) Sure she said, thai style. Heard that before, sure enough, I was dining at the Y minutes after going to bed. She had never had that and could not get enough. At this point I was worried, even though she was sopping wet, I could barely get a finger in! What was to be done? Took a drinks break and looked for my lube tube, found that but realised I didn't have any covers. Damn! Back into bed and for more oral. 69 now, but such poor technique. She spun around and tried to sit on the old fella, whoa I say, what about protection? She goes to her bag and brings out a new contraceptive pill pack and swallows one, no worries honey she says. Lubed up and. Well, shit, she was a superb fuck. Had to show her every position, but what a trooper.

Two weeks flew by, her and the sister basically paid for everything, I was their guest.

Unfortunately, the sister was sick of the noise every night, afternoon and morning coming from her room. And, how she asks, does the bed end up in a different place every morning? She was starting to flirt when she got the chance, so I decided to pack up and head back to Bangkok with my girl.

She stayed a week and shopped her little heart out, MBK, Pratunam, Chatuchak. Misery! I brought her a few things. 2 or 3k all up, she must have spent 5 or 6k.

So, Ratchaburi. Liked it a lot, but you need to be able to speak some thai, and a guide would be the go. It is only 106km away.

Prices are very low. Meal, all you can eat for 4 is around 170 baht, beers are 60 baht at restaurants. Massage prices at 1 shop were 150 baht per hour for thai, which seemed a little pricey. People are friendly and service oriented. Not many white faces.

Tuck.

I am quite keen on this lady, now her oral skills have improved, I think I will keep her.[/QUOTE]It looks like you has been made a personal interaction. M quite surprised why you bring this thing in public! R you the first or only one man screwed a non professional 38 yrs girl? Do you have any respect to your own girl?

[QUOTE=Mua Tur;1296311]It looks like you has been made a personal interaction. M quite surprised why you bring this thing in public! R you the first or only one man screwed a non professional 38 yrs girl? Do you have any respect to your own girl?[/QUOTE]And what is the next chapter in "moral & behaviour"?

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1296313]And what is the next chapter in "moral & behaviour"?[/QUOTE]
You can call out them one by one.

[QUOTE=Mua Tur;1296311]It looks like you has been made a personal interaction. M quite surprised why you bring this thing in public! R you the first or only one man screwed a non professional 38 yrs girl? Do you have any respect to your own girl?[/QUOTE]Where you see disrespect, I see a report that offers an alternative, in detail, to the prevalent prostitution scene in Thailand. And I ask you, do you think he is the first to report on non play-for-play? It seems to be an emerging trend with internet dating sites.

friar, did you get a chance to try the internet over there? same speed as bangkok or much worse?

[quote=chill out;1296417]friar, did you get a chance to try the internet over there? same speed as bangkok or much worse?[/quote]hi chill,

used broadband from a private residence, seemed on a par with bkk internet cafes.

tuck

[QUOTE=Bowerboy;1285579]Just go the main road in Ranong and ask any Motosy Driver to take you to "Pooying" (Girls)[/QUOTE]Everybody knows that piece of general advice. We visit this forum to find out about specific places, in order not to be dependent on random motorcycle drivers who often don't care to take you to the right places, and virtually always add a 30% or so commission on top of your ST fee. Also, to get an idea of what's available.

Hi fellows, I am aware the fact, that Hua Hin is not the best place for our pleasure. But as I will be there (not allone!) I would like to have some fun with massage and more (or without massage!) in daytime. Any suggestions? Last time I did it my way and found some girls, but it's time consuming (and any minute I loose I will loose to have action with the girl).

So I would highly appreciate your help, tanks!

[quote=labadi;1302016]any suggestions?[/quote]go to hornblowers, the formerly [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, at soi selekem

[quote=zauberfee;1302135]go to hornblowers, the formerly [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, at soi selekem[/quote]i'll certainly try to go there, but some posts say that even the "hornblowers" is closed now. do you have some information about private places? what about other "massage" places? years ago, it wasn't that difficult to convince a girl here and there. last time (2009) i thought, they weren't taht open any more.

[QUOTE=Labadi;1302825]I'll certainly try to go there, but some posts say that even the "Hornblowers" is closed now. Do you have some information about private places? What about other "Massage" places? Years ago, it wasn't that difficult to convince a girl here and there. Last time (2009) I thought, they weren't taht open any more.[/QUOTE]It's still very much available on soi poonsuk, selakam, bintabaht. Many small massage places and all offer extras.

If you want a more "Thai" soapy place, try the diamond pub (soi 63 if my memory serves me right) , I wrote reports on it so search for them

[QUOTE=Labadi; 1302016]Hi fellows, I am aware the fact, that Hua Hin is not the best place for our pleasure. But as I will be there (not allone!) I would like to have some fun with massage and more (or without massage!) in daytime. Any suggestions? Last time I did it my way and found some girls, but it's time consuming (and any minute I loose I will loose to have action with the girl).

So I would highly appreciate your help, tanks![/QUOTE]Daytime. Best in town is Orchid massage near corner of Damnernkasem and Narisedamri roads. Near the Hilton. All ladies there do HJ 500 Baht. BJ and FS maybe? Up to individual girl, mood and price. Also Soi 80 not too far a walk away from here. Bars and massage on most of the Soi.

Every massage place in town seems to offer HJ, you'd have to hunt, to not find it.

Hornblowers has been gone for couple of years I think.

Doc

[quote=zauberfee;1302135]go to hornblowers, the formerly [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, at soi selekem[/quote]i tried to go hornblowers, but the place seemed to be closed. nearby i found the "tropical garden", a massage parlor open early in the morning. there were 8 girls sitting around at a desk. the one i picked was quite astonished, since she's not what many men are looking for: tall (like 170 cm) with firm but not thick tighs. to make a long story short: i went there several times to meet her. she was very empathic, an attitude difficult to find outside africa. her name is phami, just in case you want to try. once, in the afternoon another beautiful lady, more tiny with great boobs, was on the menu. but again, i took phami. massage 300 thb, girl + 1000 thb.

i tried some other places as well, but i forgot the name. in one, a lady of around 35 years, big and beautiful offered "everything" for + 500, but i didn't feel the emotion phami had. the next place (i forgot the name) i went i paid +700 with a very tiny girl. she was beautiful, but didn't want to have more fun after the first round. okay, i convinced her to let me in another time, but again: it was not the same as with phami.

[QUOTE=Doc 50; 1304963]Every massage place in town seems to offer HJ, you'd have to hunt, to not find it.

Hornblowers has been gone for couple of years I think.[/QUOTE]I've lived in HH for 2 years. Have had many Thai massages. NONE of the places where the girls wore non-sexy uniforms every offered any sexual extras. The ladies I see regularly at such places eventually get around to discussing the most recent customer who didn't believe her when she said no special massage as this shop. YMMV.

Hornblowers closed. New BJ placed opened in the same spot. Never can remember the name exactly right. It's something like Linley's

Is it possible to bring a girl in one of those 2 hotels?

[QUOTE=Rhode1;1315890]Is it possible to bring a girl in one of those 2 hotels?[/QUOTE]Hilton? Local forum replies are always NO. Don't know about the Centara.

[QUOTE=Further;1316025]Hilton? Local forum replies are always NO. Don't know about the Centara.[/QUOTE]Yes Hilton is okay, need to show ID though.

Fella's.

I am thinking of going to Hua Hin for the first time, Will there be some action in the bars in early Jan? If so can someone recommend a 40-60 buck hotel with Safety box, in room Wifi and close to the action. Cheers

Hi Guys,

Do you know if there's some action in Krabi (MP, etc)?
I would plan to go there for the beautiful beaches and environment.

Have a good day,

Thanks.

[QUOTE=IAlvsg; 1329230]Hi Guys,

Do you know if there's some action in Krabi (MP, etc)?

I would plan to go there for the beautiful beaches and environment.

Have a good day,

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Along the main road going towards the beach there is a small side street on the left with girlie bars. You can not miss it.

I do not know about Krabi city but I guess there will be some more action there.

Thanks for the information El Greco.

I'm swinging between Krami and Phuket to relax and chill out on the beach (and maybe have a bit of fun).

[QUOTE=Apeman 28; 1329228]Fella's.

I am thinking of going to Hua Hin for the first time, Will there be some action in the bars in early Jan? If so can someone recommend a 40-60 buck hotel with Safety box, in room Wifi and close to the action. Cheers[/QUOTE]There are bars & a disco which opens late in Hua Hin, try googling for hua hin after dark and you will find the exact area. Hua Hin is small with about 7-10 girlie bars on one street but you can what you want from there. More laidback service as compared to BKK. Check out Toro Bar has nice selection of girls.

I was in Kanchanaburi recently for a few days.

Travelling from BKK is simple by bus or train.

I chose the train. 100 Baht for a single ticket, which is interesting if you have never tried a Thai train journey before!

I stayed at River Kwai Hotel. 284/15-16 Sang Chuto Road, right in the middle of town.

It is quite nice hotel with, when I booked, a good internet price including a reasonable breakfast.

It has a big, mostly Thai disco on Saturdays but did not try (I'm a 'bit' old for the disco scene!)

There is one street of beer bars & eating places that seems to be the place that farrangs hang out which is quite near the war grave cemetery in town on the main drag.

Not a huge number of women around but enough to satisfy you if you have an itch that needs scratching!

Also several freelancers / civilians seemed to be available in some of the bars / restaurants.

Blue Jeans has some good live music most nights.

It made a relaxing break from Bangkok / Pattaya.

Hotman

[QUOTE=IAlvsg; 1330359]Thanks for the information El Greco.

I'm swinging between Krami and Phuket to relax and chill out on the beach (and maybe have a bit of fun).[/QUOTE]A year ago I had a long weekend break to Krabi from Phuket. I used one of the ferry services between them. It took about 2, 5 hrs sailing time.

Can you recommend any MPs with full service or street workers in Chiang Rai and Chiang Khong (border town to Laos)? Chiang Khong is the last possibility to have some fun before going to Laos, as in Laos the sexual relationships between foreigners and Lao citizens who are not married are illegal.

[quote=otari;1333439]can you recommend any mps with full service or street workers in chiang rai and chiang khong (border town to laos)? chiang khong is the last possibility to have some fun before going to laos, as in laos the sexual relationships between foreigners and lao citizens who are not married are illegal.[/quote]i was in cr a few months ago and found it very disappointing. there are loss of mps that offer happy ending but the quality is generally low. i found one with a relatively cute burmese girl and i asked her to come back to my guesthouse for 1000b, but unfortunately i caught her trying to steal 1000 from my wallet when i was showering, so i kicked her out. i could have got her in trouble but i just left it at that.

there is a hotel in the centre with a few girls, but they are the dregs. old & fat. and quoted over 2kb. so i politely declined!

there are quite a few girls in the bars rep001tered around town most of who appear to be working. i had two freebees from there bars by chatting to the girls and then going with then to the night clubs on the outskirts of town. they were nothing special looks wise, but it was a bit of fun.

finally i had a bit of luck with one of the tuk-tuks who helped me find a cutie. i told him what i was looking for and he drove me out of town about 20 mins to some funky little place. no idea of the name but it was a kind of short-time hotel, where all the external wall were painted pink and were reminiscent of something out of one of those trippy disney films like alice in wonderland! anyway the driver made a call and after a few minutes they started bringing out some girls, cute and pale, although as soon as they saw i was western, most of they wanted to run a mile! anyway i choose one and we came to an agreement through the driver, quite steep at 1. 5kb for st, but she was nice. we had to travel back to my guesthouse separately because of le, which i couldn't really comprehend, i never had a issue in los, but i followed their lead. back at the hotel, every thing was great, she was sweet and gave a good service including bj. i was disappointed to taste that she was a smoker, but all in all a good experience.

i didn't have any luck in chaing khong at all. i had high hope for some cute lao imports but was very disappointed. to be fair i found a couple of karaoke joints on the edge of town just back from where the bus stops, you should get a tuk-tuk if you want to go because it took me about 30 mins walking. (although in my experience i usually find the best stuff exploring on foot). anyway the quality or girls was average and they weren't orientated towards farang. i couldn't be bothered to make the investment on this occasion so i cut my losses and left.

if you can, perhaps head up to the border with burma, there is some good stuff on both sides. once you get there just speak to any of the moto drivers for info.

have fun

[QUOTE=Otari;1333439]Can you recommend any MPs with full service or street workers in Chiang Rai and Chiang Khong (border town to Laos)? Chiang Khong is the last possibility to have some fun before going to Laos, as in Laos the sexual relationships between foreigners and Lao citizens who are not married are illegal.[/QUOTE]Only thing I have seen in Chiang Khong is the Thai style karaoke with the twinkle lights out front. You need to cover some ground to get there, and it looked to be like a very nice place to get into fights with Thai men, who are not to interested in white faces being there.

Chiang Rai, I have been to some of the lady houses that the tuktuk drivers will take you to. I speak Thai and knew something of the pricing, so we got out of there with some decent girls at an okay price. Without language and negotiation skills of the local variety, you would probably pay quite a bit more.

Chiang Rai has a few bars with girls, and some will go with foreigners. I have never been too pleased with the selection relative to other places in Thailand, but the girls on the streets of Chiang Rai are some of the prettiest in my view.

Good luck. You will have problems in all of these venues if you lack decent language skills.

[QUOTE=Osaka;1331429]There are bars & a disco which opens late in Hua Hin, try googling for hua hin after dark and you will find the exact area. Hua Hin is small with about 7-10 girlie bars on one street but you can what you want from there. More laidback service as compared to BKK. Check out Toro Bar has nice selection of girls.[/QUOTE]I live in Hua Hin and would not recommend it as a bar place. There is nothing which compares to Pattaya, Bangkok, decent-sized Thai cities, or the beach resorts. If your interests are in other areas, okay, there are a few bars where you can get laid, but selection is generally thin. If you are here for the golf, spas, restaurants as your primary reason. You can find enough bars to interest you. If it is only getting laid that interests you, just about any place is better.

Are some information from Ban Chang? I heard there ar some bars.

Cleaning up a hard drive and discovered these two pics of a sweet, innocent girl I met in Hua Hin. She came for an hour and ended up spending the afternoon. She loved these pics I took of her sleeping.

Enjoy

Do you known if there is any action (MP, freelancers) on islands Ko Tao, Ko Pha-Ngan or Ko Samui (Gulf of Thailand) Ko Lanta or Ko Phi Phi (Adaman See)?

Thanks for any advice

[QUOTE=Aladinfriend; 1355936]Do you known if there is any action (MP, freelancers) on islands Ko Tao, Ko Pha-Ngan or Ko Samui (Gulf of Thailand) Ko Lanta or Ko Phi Phi (Adaman See)?

Thanks for any advice[/QUOTE]Koh Samui. Ten or twelve years ago Koh Samui was an absolute monger's paradise. There are still lots of girlie bars in Chaweng and Lamai and a thriving FL scene in the discos but in line with the rest of Thailand the quality and numbers are massively down on those halcyon days. You only have to step foot in Pattaya these days to realise that Thailand has generally GONE as a key mongering destination. But out of all the island destinations (including Phuket) I would still rate Samui as being the best place for P4P. Which dooesn't mean it's great.

Koh Phangan. There's a strip of bars with girls on the road heading south from Thong Sala to Ao Bang Charu. The last time I was down that way there were quite a few ladyboys lurking there too. Again quality isn't great. Of course KPG fills up every month for the full moon party and the FL scene blossoms. But the young and beautiful girls can be picky.

Koh Tao. Not much happening here. A few years ago some bar beers sprung up in Sairee Village. The quality was appalling. I haven't been back since so I don't know the latest. Instinct tells me that things haven't improved.

Koh Lanta. This is a predominently Muslim island and if there's anything going on at all it is very low key. Nice beaches but get laid before you go would be my advice.

D1

Is there any action going on at Koh Samet? Any suggestions for good GF hotels?

Thanks in advance.

Dear All,

During my next trip to Thailand I may need to visit Phitnasulok for a meeting.

I checked flights are available, however there are no hotels listed that I can see.

When I finally get this sorted does anyone know if there is any mongering to be had here. If yes I will stay if not what waste good orgy time.

I did search the forum but could not get a single hit.

Any help / guidance much appreciated.

BB

[QUOTE=Boater Boy; 1373688]Dear All,

During my next trip to Thailand I may need to visit Phitnasulok for a meeting.

I checked flights are available, however there are no hotels listed that I can see.

When I finally get this sorted does anyone know if there is any mongering to be had here. If yes I will stay if not what waste good orgy time.

I did search the forum but could not get a single hit.

Any help / guidance much appreciated.

BB[/QUOTE][url]http://booking.com[/url] lists 34 hotels in or near Phitsanulok (you may have mistyped the name perhaps).

There is a nightlife map of Phitsanulok at [url]http://www.livingthai.org/sex-soapy-massage-thai-brothels-and-coyotes-in-phitsanulok.html[/url]

I have never been there myself, so "caveat emptor"!

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht; 1373772][url]http://booking.com[/url]

Lists 34 hotels in or near Phitsanulok (you may have mistyped the name perhaps).

There is a nightlife map of Phitsanulok at.

[url]http://www.livingthai.org/sex-soapy-massage-thai-brothels-and-coyotes-in-phitsanulok.html[/url]

I have never been there myself, so "caveat emptor"![/QUOTE]Thanks very much Wolvenvacht,

Have checked out both site great help.

I think next time I am over I will take a couple of days there just to check it out. Looks like fun.

Cheers,

BB

Phitsanulok is similar to most mid-sized towns in Thailand. Roughly 4-6 local-oriented brothels around Khunpirentoratep Soi 1 (see [url]http://goo.gl/maps/2Rlx2[/url]) , girls around 400-600 (plus 100 baht commission if a tuktuk took you there). Some streetwalkers late at night around Naresuan / Sairuthai Road, a block away from the train station (see [url]http://goo.gl/maps/Ko8CZ[/url] ). Finally, one or two naughty massage parlors for the usual 1500 or so, haven't checked them out. Your best bet is to hire a samlor (bicycle rickshaw thing) or a tuktuk at the train station, and ask them to take you around to check out places ( 100 baht would do for this, since they get commissions as well. But they can get slightly annoyed if you look but don't buy).

Overall, I wouldn't go there for sex, but if you're there something could be found. Although thin on the ground. If you're staying there for a while and have enough time in the evenings, I'd line up a few dates online instead of mongering.

Hello friends, I don't know Thailand at alla and I'd like to reach and to fuck regular girls (1-2 fucking session every day for 10 days). I'm a goodlooking 54 years old. Will it be a problem? I don't like Pattaya because it is a sex machine (big sex trade) , I don't like Bangkog because it is too much big town. I like to get some interesting girl friend experiences. In your opion which is the right place for me? Thanks.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380188]Hello friends, I don't know Thailand at alla and I'd like to reach and to fuck regular girls (1-2 fucking session every day for 10 days). I'm a goodlooking 54 years old. Will it be a problem? I don't like Pattaya because it is a sex machine (big sex trade) , I don't like Bangkog because it is too much big town. I like to get some interesting girl friend experiences. In your opion which is the right place for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Forget Thailand. Go to Riad in Saudi Arabia I'd say. Best mongering city in the world. Any police station will be of help. Just ask for the next brothel.

P.S: Anyone who doesn't understand my answer: read FH's posting history.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380188]Hello friends, I don't know Thailand at alla and I'd like to reach and to fuck regular girls (1-2 fucking session every day for 10 days). I'm a goodlooking 54 years old. Will it be a problem? I don't like Pattaya because it is a sex machine (big sex trade) , I don't like Bangkog because it is too much big town. I like to get some interesting girl friend experiences. In your opion which is the right place for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]The right place? In your dreams.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1380284]The right place? In your dreams.[/QUOTE]Building a time Machine will make it happen, so traveling back to the 70's he will be in his 20's and the thai ladies will be eager to meet a foreigner.

Any available seat for me?

[QUOTE=Tiger 888;1380214]Forget Thailand. Go to Riad in Saudi Arabia I'd say.[/QUOTE]I think Congo is is better than Saudi Arabia.

[QUOTE=John Palmer;1380286]Building a time Machine will make it happen, so traveling back to the 70's he will be in his 20's and the thai ladies will be eager to meet a foreigner.[/QUOTE]He will also likely be drafted and send to Vietnam.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380188]Hello friends, I don't know Thailand at alla and I'd like to reach and to fuck regular girls (1-2 fucking session every day for 10 days). I'm a goodlooking 54 years old. Will it be a problem? I don't like Pattaya because it is a sex machine (big sex trade) , I don't like Bangkog because it is too much big town. I like to get some interesting girl friend experiences. In your opion which is the right place for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Really, good luck in your GFE quest. [B]However there is no need to PM the same question that you post openly[/B]. People will answer or not. Much has been written about hooking up with regular girls. It's all about using the internet to contact them first. I think you should try the Philippines.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380188]Hello friends, I don't know Thailand at all . I like to get some interesting girl friend experiences. In your opion which is the right place for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hi Guys,

I am usually very happy to try and answer questions both in the forum and by pm

BUT, what a complete W*nk*r this Foxes Hunter guy is!

He must have sent his PM to dozens of us as well as posting his question.

Anyone that has taken the trouble to look at his posting history will see LOADS of his endless stupid questions. 'I am travelling to here, there, EVERYWHERE! ' But NEVER a decent report or anything of value!

PLEASE do not respond to his endless questions. It just encourages him.

Enjoy,

Hotman.

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[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 1380511]Hi Guys,

I am usually very happy to try and answer questions both in the forum and by pm

BUT, what a complete W*nk*are this Foxes Hunter guy is!

He must have sent his PM to dozens of us as well as posting his question.

Anyone that has taken the trouble to look at his posting history will see LOADS of his endless stupid questions. 'I am travelling to here, there, EVERYWHERE! ' But NEVER a decent report or anything of value!

PLEASE do not respond to his endless questions. It just encourages him.

Enjoy,

Hotman.[/QUOTE]Hotman you are right. That seems to be a kid travelling exclusively in his mind.

[QUOTE=Tiger 888; 1380214]Forget Thailand. Go to Riad in Saudi Arabia I'd say. Best mongering city in the world. Any police station will be of help. Just ask for the next brothel.

P. S: Anyone who doesn't understand my answer: read FH's posting history.[/QUOTE]Completely agree, I have mongered there extensively. I found the Mutaween, or religious police to be very helpful as well when looking for P4P ladies. Two other areas which are also very good are Kandahar, Helmand province, Southern Afghanistan or Peshawar, south Waziristan, Pakistan. Both these venues make Bangkok look like a convent. Good luck in whichever of these three suggestions you choose.

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1380540]Two other areas which are also very good are Kandahar, Helmand province, Southern Afghanistan or Peshawar, south Waziristan, Pakistan.[/QUOTE]Good idea for SEAL team 6 but this guy is rarely travel.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1380540]Completely agree, I have mongered there extensively. I found the Mutaween, or religious police to be very helpful as well when looking for P4P ladies. Two other areas which are also very good are Kandahar, Helmand province, Southern Afghanistan or Peshawar, south Waziristan, Pakistan. Both these venues make Bangkok look like a convent. Good luck in whichever of these three suggestions you choose.[/QUOTE]I almost know every country in the world but unfortunately I don't know Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Afganistan. In my opinion the best countries are Colombia and Cameroon. They are incredible countries.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380725]I almost know every country in the world but unfortunately I don't know Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Afganistan. In my opinion the best countries are Colombia and Cameroon. They are incredible countries.[/QUOTE]And yet you have not posted any field reports? Bad bad puppy!

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1380727]And yet you have not posted any field reports? Bad bad puppy![/QUOTE]Do I have to repeat again? OK, OK! No problem. I hope even the deaf can understand. I am off to work, before leaving my country I always have so many good intentions and I plan my free time. I hope to get enough free time to fuck. At least a week. But usually it is not so. In fact when I finish my work abroad and I'm dreaming a good fucking I have no time to fuck. Often I am forced to come back to my country to work. All these are my problems. Often, almost always I hope. But I cannot. About Colombia and Cameroon I have done some posts some years ago. I love Colombia and Cameroon. Girls are very very nice and available.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380742]Do I have to repeat again? OK, OK! No problem. I hope even the deaf can understand. I am off to work, before leaving my country I always have so many good intentions and I plan my free time. I hope to get enough free time to fuck. At least a week. But usually it is not so. In fact when I finish my work abroad and I'm dreaming a good fucking I have no time to fuck. Often I am forced to come back to my country to work. All these are my problems. Often, almost always I hope. But I cannot. About Colombia and Cameroon I have done some posts some years ago. I love Colombia and Cameroon. Girls are very very nice and available.[/QUOTE]Hey FH, this is not a psychological support forum and not even mongerers anonymous (oh well, in a way we are anonymous). Why do we have to read and answer about your dreams that never happen. A few posts below you plan to have 1-2 sessions a day for 10 days.

Then here you state "usually it is not so" and " I have no time to fuck".

Have we done something wrong?

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1380540]Completely agree, I have mongered there extensively. I found the Mutaween, or religious police to be very helpful as well when looking for P4P ladies. Two other areas which are also very good are Kandahar, Helmand province, Southern Afghanistan or Peshawar, south Waziristan, Pakistan. Both these venues make Bangkok look like a convent. Good luck in whichever of these three suggestions you choose.

Regards,

BJ[/QUOTE]Ok, now that this thread is turning into entertaining rubbish I'll add one more. What about the country standing for freedom of the press, with the most beautiful ladies of the world: Eritrea. Must be a real temptation to go there.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1380742]In fact when I finish my work abroad and I'm dreaming a good fucking I have no time to fuck.[/QUOTE]Honestly, then you better give up your dream to fuck "normal" girls (especially at your "rate" of 1 or 2 a day during 10 days). That may be more rewarding, but also much more time consuming and if you lack the time, much more frustrating. Go to the usual places and grab one of the available P4P girls: no hassle, no time lost in looking around.

For a little adventure, I wanted to go to Vietnam taking the "shortest route" from Khon Kaen, so the town of Mukdahan was the logical route. From there, there are quite frequent buses, last one leaves at 6. 30 pm, arriving well after 10pm, cost 170 Bt.

At that time, all the area around the bus station is sound asleep. No taxi bikes, nothing. I took a room at the station's Hotel, that is perfectly equipped, for 400 B. Then to go to the Tower I had to find something. The guard at the hotel points to his bike. Suggesting that "I go 7". No better options available, I took the bike, of of these semi-manual gear. All good except no front brake and I had no idea where I was going. Fortunately there a very clear signs, basically drive down until the traffic light, make a right, keep going and the tower is on you left inside surrounded by the small karaoke / brothels. There is a bigger beer / pub place, but it was empty so I did go to check out the girls, of which there are quite a few. To be honest, some are quie attractive. I sit with one, a petite of beautiful face, We have an Heinken at the cost of Bt. 240, god knows why there where three items in the bill, but she wanted me to double check it to make sure it was correct. Anyway the opening offer for going to my hotel was Bt 1, 500, I counter with 1, 000 but that didn't worked out and after a moment she was nowhere to seen after a while. I guess that me riding a '97 Honda Dream 110 did not helped my image. I check out few other places, there have Thai boysgetting in the middle of negotiation, but they are not really aggressive.

The best I could was to get very cute another petite for Bt 1, 200, of which 700 paid in advance, to her directly. She jumps on and I try to find my way back. Amazing Thailand, there is always a 7-Eleven open to buy condoms and other small stuff, she only wanted chewing-gums.

At the hotel, I was past due the promised return time with the guard, he indicates another 100 Bt on the top of the 100 agreed. I tell him mai pen lai as I have to take care of the lady more urgently.

In the room, not having the exact change, I sense that I was about to give away another 300 Bt for no reason, to avoid that I go down again and get change from the receptions. No problem.

The girl was cute but that was it, sure I did not expect a lot, no BBJ, mechanical, no this no that, started the 'jep' when doggy after 2 minutes. Og well, I had worse. I did my thing anyway.

I tell here that she can call someone to be picked up. She asks for money. I tell her she had already 100 Bt above the agreed price. End of discussion, she asks if she can take the gum, takes the door and not even close it. I've always found that interesting. Probably it has a deep meaning.

Anyway, I get a good sleep, then I'm to Laos via the International bus. 45 Bt from same station. But that's another story.

I am usually critical of those who post here asking basic questions but I am going to be guilty for once:

Hua Hin. Enough local talent that speaks reasonable English or bring one's own?

Hotels. On the beach, girl friendly and moderately large (100 rooms) , near any bar action?

Travel. Air from BKK or train?

Local transport. Tuk tuks?

Anywhere 'better? ' . I did Pattaya 30 years ago (and yes it was a blast) and Phuket when it was a quiet 2/3 hotel island. Thus want to see if it.

Is possible to find a quiet place but with g / f hotels, some, not in your face night life and a beach.

I live in Hua Hin. Men don't come here to monger, they monger because they came here for some other reason such as golf.

- Hua Hin. Enough local talent that speaks reasonable English or bring one's own?

Enough speak English well enough. Would be surprising if that wasn't true, given the average age of the bar girls.

- Hotels. On the beach, girl friendly and moderately large (100 rooms) , near any bar action?

Hilton is the only large hotel on the beach adjacent to the bar district. I've read in the local forum it's not girl friendly, but never tried it.

- Travel. Air from BKK or train?

No commercial air from BKK. Train takes 4. 5+ hours because it goes west before going south. Minivan 2. 5+ hours. If your schedule aligns perfectly you can take the Dusit Sprinter:

[url]http://www.dusit.com/dusit-thani/en/dusit-thani-huahin-hotel-facilities-a-services/dusit-sprinter.html[/url]

That Info is out of date. They have one a day now. Taxi is about 2k thb from BKK. Ask on HuaHinForum. Com for current details. I make the trip using minivans and prayer.

- Local transport. Tuk tuks?

Plus moto taxi. 2 songthew routes the don't go within 200 yards of the bar district,"taxis" that are mostly interested in being booked for day trips, and the occasional real taxi from somewhere else who's picking up fares before heading home.

[QUOTE=Further; 1393598]I live in Hua Hin. Men don't come here to monger, they monger because they came here for some other reason such as golf.

/QUOTE]Thanks. All helpful. As I don't play golf maybe I will look elsewhere. I want mongering opportunities but no way Pattaya!

Forgot about the airport bus: [url]http://airporthuahinbus.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Further; 1393742]Forgot about the airport bus:

[url]http://airporthuahinbus.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Information gratefully received. May bring my own for a week long visit later this year.

I have read through the pages up to the year 2008. But unfortunately not found any post about the city Uttaradit. Any body is there; may we have some current situation about the city?

Regards

[QUOTE=Mua Tur;1394870]I have read through the pages up to the year 2008. But unfortunately not found any post about the city Uttaradit. Any body is there; may we have some current situation about the city?[/QUOTE]No info, just a FYI. Faster than reading would be searching the site for 'Uttaradit'. Google this: 'Uttaradit [url]site:www.internationalsexguide.info[/url]'. If you want to search all the monger sites that are vastly inferior to ISG, Google the name of the town and a common mongering abbreviation like this: 'Uttaradit BBBJ'.

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1380370]Really, good luck in your GFE quest. [B]However there is no need to PM the same question that you post openly[/B]. People will answer or not. Much has been written about hooking up with regular girls. It's all about using the internet to contact them first. I think you should try the Philippines.[/QUOTE]Oh no, we don't want FoxesHunter there either, LOL.

Any advice on GF hotels in Hua Hin would be welcome.

I read that (I) the Hilton is not G / F but (ii) the WGs from the bars congregate there after work. I would like a reasonable size hotel near the action.

I have read enough to know that it is probably a 'bring your own' resort but after three weeks of Bangkok maybe all I will want is a S / T or a good MP session.

Not being a mongering place I guess there is not much information available.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Scorchin1470; 1400975]Any advice on GF hotels in Hua Hin would be welcome.

I read that (I) the Hilton is not G / F but (ii) the WGs from the bars congregate there after work. I would like a reasonable size hotel near the action.

I have read enough to know that it is probably a 'bring your own' resort but after three weeks of Bangkok maybe all I will want is a S / T or a good MP session.

Not being a mongering place I guess there is not much information available.

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]I am fairly sure the Hilton HH is girl friendly, I never had a problem, but it could have changed.

J

[QUOTE=Johnsue; 1401645]I am fairly sure the Hilton HH is girl friendly, I never had a problem, but it could have changed.

J[/QUOTE]Thanks. As I mentioned, if the ladies congregate there after work it is for a reason.

[QUOTE=Scorchin1470; 1400975]Any advice on GF hotels in Hua Hin would be welcome.

I read that (I) the Hilton is not G / F but (ii) the WGs from the bars congregate there after work. I would like a reasonable size hotel near the action.

I have read enough to know that it is probably a 'bring your own' resort but after three weeks of Bangkok maybe all I will want is a S / T or a good MP session.

Not being a mongering place I guess there is not much information available.

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]You could google these terms: "girl friendly" 2012. Site: huahinforum dotcom.

I've heard and read the girls like the Hilton's disco, but I've never been.

If one is willing to settle on a BG who is wet, willing and able, there are about 50 to 75 to choose from on any given night, counting both Bintabat and soi 80. If you want young and or pretty, the odds are better if you bring your own.

Tropical massage is the best. Across from El Murphy's. Ask any locals about Suki. She's a legend. Most massage in town is legit. My rule of thumb: At a shop where the massage ladies all wear the same uniform, one which has zero sex appeal, there will be no special massage.

My experience lasts back 2 years. Those days it wasn't a problem a all to bring your catch of the night up to your room.

I plan to go on a visa run to Ranong and stay a couple of nights to try out local (Burmese) talent. Any suggestions as to the mongering scene? Local as well as otherwise. Bars, brothels, streetwalkers. Have heard about action in Soi 3, but got no clue as to what and where it is in Ranong.

Mae sot is pretty dead, some hotels are supposedly offering call ins. Otherwise I didn't have the energy to find the burmese places close to the bridge. From some of the hotel search engines I found a hotel with "bad reviews", ie promising endorsements for mongers. Porntep hotel or similar. The hotel is mostly arabs and indians but they don't descriminate. After you have put down your bag in your room they are angling for massage and stuff. Man or woman ST boom boom is all the same to them. Some travel site suggested you can get a lot more nasty requests full filled. Standard fee appears to be 1k for sex service by a burmese lady. She had a rack to die for but other than that basic fuck bag experience.

Tak, a few miles inland. The riverside hotel has a massage place at ground level that has the average services but it isn't cheap. 1200b for 30 minutes as claimed by the mamasan. Stayed loong over that but this probably depends all on the lady you stay with. There was extra services for tips and no one cared for the clock. I wouldn't bet on that being standard though. Pop and go is the supposed service so no GFE.

[QUOTE=Gorgon;1423554]Tak, a few miles inland. The riverside hotel has a massage place at ground level that has the average services but it isn't cheap. 1200b for 30 minutes as claimed by the mamasan. Stayed loong over that but this probably depends all on the lady you stay with. There was extra services for tips and no one cared for the clock. I wouldn't bet on that being standard though. Pop and go is the supposed service so no GFE.[/QUOTE]I haven t been to Mae sot from long years, but I was in tak last year. The town used to have plenty of "down to earth brothels" in the past. But all of them have been closed. But that s not mean there is no action in Tak. In fact you need connection for getting what you want. Price is 1000 baths for ST. The mamasan will asked you what kind of lady you like (age, slim or fat etc) and will call to some girls in her booklet.

I ve find 2 small brothels, one with 2 grannies inside, they was in their 50's and requested 400 baths in a very basic room the brothel is located near the CAT shop.

The other is located behind tesco, during my visit just one girl in her 30's inside. 1000 baths. Ridiculous price! Before I leave the mamasan ask me what kind of girl I was looking for and called some girls by phone. None of them attracted me.

Conclusion Don t go to Tak for mongering it s a waste of time. But in case you have to spend a night here be sure you will find a bed partner for ST or LT. Tak is sleepy but not dead.

lampang is not a very good place for tourists, scowls and "farang farang" finger pointing in the streets. after 20:00 it turns from the curious farang calling to the hide your children farang calling. even trying to get a drink was a challenge."the strip" around the riverside restaurant and guest house was barely open at all. the riverside was the only place welcoming but that explained it self, they serve food and drink at bangkok prices. the other bars just didn't want you there. no tuk tuk to ply for information, if they exist they go home to sleep before dark.

some karaoke here and there with the walking dead as crew. did not want to give them money for nothing so just went back to my room. this obviously is a numbers list town with delivery for those in the know. i wrote this in night before and day after tried to get a legit massage, the place just hounded me out of there. has there been some farang serial rapemurderer prowling the region or what? this has been the only town where they just tell you to sod right off.

mae sai still has the strip going under the bridge and continuing until you find hookers. if you go 18:00. 20:00 there is actual hookers, after that the mode shifts to creepy thai style. later around 23:00 the focus is for **** or uncomfortably close.

early, found a soon starting on 30 for 500b, took me to the 100b hotel towards the river at the roundabout. smoke and cim, low english. negotiated cim fee after the deed was done. as i'm not thai i paid up what she asked. 200b.

next day later at night, **** galore and total thai focus. the place at the roundabout corner, looks like a small temple with bars on it. on the corner there was a butch offering older providers, or so i thought. i got one that looked about 22, 700b, i made the mistake of trusting them and paid up in advance. this has even worked in many 300b places without issue. but here they run scams for the white people. ***** undressed and said "no" then showered. of course the butch feigned interest, they made some story about showing me a new lady in 30 minutes. this is of course up there with "of course i will still call you after we have sex". i sat down outside to wait, the butch obviously has a calling list, she ferried in ladies so young they looked to still have peach fuzz for the 25+ thai men. with me sitting outside, people avoided stopping their bikes so they just got more and more agitated. time to leave, they of course are protected so there is nothing i can do to them that doesn't involve me getting beaten or left for the river rats. walked back under the bridge, more children looking to get a new phone during the way there. so, don't be the idiot that pays up front in mae sai and make sure you don't get any minors.

[QUOTE=Johnsue; 1401645]I am fairly sure the Hilton HH is girl friendly, I never had a problem, but it could have changed.

J[/QUOTE]Was there with my Thai GF and returning from night out, nightporter catched us and my GF had to show her ID first and they won't let us in until I showed them my HH Platinum card and told them that I would report them to management the other morning. So I did the other day, and in the afternoon there was a huge fruit basket and a bottle of wine in the room accompagnied with an apologies letter from the manager. Bastards!

In one of the recent Stickman submissions, a guy said:

"In all my travels, my favorite place was Ban Phe near Rayong. Back behind the wharf there are dozens of working girl houses, and they're all full of beautiful Myanmar girls for 300 baht. Never see a farang there, but they let me pay the Thai price."

Does this place still exist? I'd go check it out (and write a report) if anybody could confirm a recent experience there.

[quote=gorgon; 1426578]mae sai still has the strip going under the bridge and continuing until you find hookers. if you go 18:00. 20:00 there is actual hookers, after that the mode shifts to creepy thai style. later around 23:00 the focus is for **** or uncomfortably close.

early, found a soon starting on 30 for 500b, took me to the 100b hotel towards the river at the roundabout. smoke and cim, low english. negotiated cim fee after the deed was done. as i'm not thai i paid up what she asked. 200b.

next day later at night, **** galore and total thai focus. the place at the roundabout corner, looks like a small temple with bars on it. on the corner there was a butch offering older providers, or so i thought. i got one that looked about 22, 700b, i made the mistake of trusting them and paid up in advance. this has even worked in many 300b places without issue. but here they run scams for the white people. * undressed and said "no" then showered. of course the butch feigned interest, they made some story about showing me a new lady in 30 minutes. this is of course up there with "of course i will still call you after we have sex". i sat down outside to wait, the butch obviously has a calling list, she ferried in ladies so young they looked to still have peach fuzz for the 25+ thai men. with me sitting outside, people avoided stopping their bikes so they just got more and more agitated. time to leave, they of course are protected so there is nothing i can do to them that doesn't involve me getting beaten or left for the river rats. walked back under the bridge, more children looking to get a new phone during the way there. so, don't be the idiot that pays up front in mae sai and make sure you don't get any minors.[/quote]interesting report, can you tell us about the girls quality? pretty? average? i think all the girls was burmese right?

btw have you paid a visit to tachilek brothels?

ps thank also for lampang report. very few info available about this town.

[QUOTE=Channy; 1431041]Interesting report, can you tell us about the girls quality? Pretty? Average? I think all the girls was burmese right?

BTW have you paid a visit to Tachilek brothels?

Ps thank also for Lampang report. Very few info available about this town.[/QUOTE]The legal ones are average. I'm sure many of them "swim over". I only stayed a short while to see the tourist shit. The mongering is a bonus.

I never passed over the border, I just visited because it was a border town. You would think there is sure to be some other girly areas in town that are not a tourist trap. Some wiki moralized over the "black market under the bridge", there wasn't even kids selling tobacco. We should start hanging out with the teachers and single white women. They claim to see / find hookers, drugs, blackmarkets in every god damned corner.

On lampang, it's not an authoritative report or anything, it's just my experience. With a local contact it could be super who knows.

[QUOTE=Gorgon; 1431066]The legal ones are average. I'm sure many of them "swim over". I only stayed a short while to see the tourist shit. The mongering is a bonus.

I never passed over the border, I just visited because it was a border town. You would think there is sure to be some other girly areas in town that are not a tourist trap. Some wiki moralized over the "black market under the bridge", there wasn't even kids selling tobacco. We should start hanging out with the teachers and single white women. They claim to see / find hookers, drugs, blackmarkets in every god damned corner.

On lampang, it's not an authoritative report or anything, it's just my experience. With a local contact it could be super who knows.[/QUOTE]I haven t been in Mae Sai and Tachilek since 2007. From 2000 and 2003 mae sai was a real little paradise for mongering. Tachilek remain a good place ever in 2007. You have to know where are the brothels. Not easy without a tuk tuk, But it worth the investment if you plan to come back often. I always have good time in tachilek brothels. During my last visit in Mae sai the girls quality was really low, and the prices was the same as tachilek brothels (but girls there have much better attitude).

For Lampang I m just curious that s all, I just spend couple hours in this town long times ago. ; and never find the time to come back in this town. ; just wonder if it s worth since so few info are available about Lampang.

It's just about 3 weeks that I will visit Hua Hin again. I am looking for day-time-action, which I found last year with a lot of fun with one specil girl (see my post from 2012). Has anyone any suggestions for this year?

Hi, as I need to go for a businesstrip to Thailand I will stay a couple of days in Hua Hin after my business.

I read quiet a lot in this forum but there is not really a lot about Hua Hin!

Is it a death place or there is still some action?

I am interested in massage places, pick-ups freebies.

Any help is welcome.

[QUOTE=Camieleke; 1440967]Hi, as I need to go for a businesstrip to Thailand I will stay a couple of days in Hua Hin after my business.

I read quiet a lot in this forum but there is not really a lot about Hua Hin!

Is it a death place or there is still some action?

I am interested in massage places, pick-ups freebies.

Any help is welcome.[/QUOTE]There is really nothing much in Hua Hin. A few massage places are there. Not a mongering place. Take a girl from BKK with you.

I have got to be here for 3 months now, So far me can't find even a bar where it can be farangs. About ladys me have only seen "Galaxy" really nice lady's but not a word English at all and really bad style since you a farang. If you even want for more the bar fee is 5000:- thb!

So me is really hope that there are som escort ladys or so down either her on siricha, chon buri city. Most be something but how to find it. About escorts sites me have so far only had one thing back here in Thailand but have got the wrong ones so if you maybe have any to recommend me gladly takes it!

But hope there is someone with more info and scene dwn here in Bangsean beach but again still Siricha and Chon Buri city is not to far away so every thing that you have me really takes as advice and salute for support!

[QUOTE=Bee A1357; 1442772]I have got to be here for 3 months now, So far me can't find even a bar where it can be farangs. About ladys me have only seen "Galaxy" really nice lady's but not a word English at all and really bad style since you a farang. If you even want for more the bar fee is 5000:- thb!

So me is really hope that there are som escort ladys or so down either her on siricha, chon buri city. Most be something but how to find it. About escorts sites me have so far only had one thing back here in Thailand but have got the wrong ones so if you maybe have any to recommend me gladly takes it!

But hope there is someone with more info and scene dwn here in Bangsean beach but again still Siricha and Chon Buri city is not to far away so every thing that you have me really takes as advice and salute for support![/QUOTE]Ban Saeng is two things:

* during week-ends and holiday periods it is the sea-side retreat for Bangkok's masses. They invariably come in pick-up trucks and other mass transit vehicles, choke up the roads and fill the beach chairs. Their minds are not on P4P.

* The city is also a university city (my GF is doing her PhD there) ; so it is full of young students, many of them on a tight budget and looking out for someone to sponsor them. Of course given the scarcity of farang in Ban Saeng, it is a buyer's market. As my GF told me, in the apartment block she lives there is an old Scandinavian guy, who has a regular Thai GF, but who still receives many young students in his apartment when the GF is not in town.

There are a few MPs in town, but as far as I could see they are not really geared toward farang and I do not know if they offer more than a regular massage. With a Thai GF who takes good care of me, I did not have the urge to go check these MPs out.

I'd think there would be a scene in Krabi but not sure since I've never been there. Can someone chime in?

Very little ISG reporting on southern Thailand.

I saw millions of hot chicks in Phuket and negotiated some good deals yet no ISG reports.

Hat Yai is war zone. No reason to fuck around there really unless there is great $5 pussy I'm not aware of.

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1444143]I'd think there would be a scene in Krabi but not sure since I've never been there. Can someone chime in?[/QUOTE]If you walk 200m inland up the road from the southern end of the beach strip at Ao Nang there is a row of about12 bars on the right side. Easy to miss if you are not looking hard enough. Not a huge number of girls but enough for a week's visit and some good quality ones at that. I much prefer the low profile scene at Krabi than the bawdiness of Phuket or, God-forbid, Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Merrman;1444831]If you walk 200m inland up the road from the southern end of the beach strip at Ao Nang there is a row of about12 bars on the right side. Easy to miss if you are not looking hard enough. Not a huge number of girls but enough for a week's visit and some good quality ones at that. I much prefer the low profile scene at Krabi than the bawdiness of Phuket or, God-forbid, Pattaya.[/QUOTE]Thank you for that and the bawdiness gets to me too. Great word.

On your recommendation, I just booked a $40 RT from Bangkok 7 months in advance.

This video was a nice incentive as well.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSg1thf3438[/url]

[QUOTE=Bee A1357;1442772]I have got to be here for 3 months now, So far me can't find even a bar where it can be farangs.[/QUOTE]Bee,

I have only been to Bang Saen a couple of times. Each time was with a 'Playmate. '

Great for a few days relaxing with some pleasant company and good seafood but, as you say not a huge scene there!

Although I always had a playmate when I was there I seem to remember that in a few of the small bars there were girls who certainly seemed to be interested in some Farrang company.

These may have been 'professionals' or just 'civilians' but I have yet to visit any place in Thailand where there were not a few enthusiastic ladies who were more than ready to keep a western guy happy.

With all the students there I would be more than surprised if there were not a few young girls who were looking for some Farrang company.

OK, it is definitely NOT Pattaya or Bangkok but I am SURE that you will be able to find something to relieve the pressure.

If you sit in one of the bars or coffee shops and smile at any young lady (or ladies) who happen to be there I am CERTAIN it will not be too long before you have some pleasant company, P4P or civilian!

Sez Hotel and Tides are the two hotels that I have used. When I stayed at Sez I was the ONLY Farrang there!

Enjoy,

Hotman

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld; 1444849]Thank you for that and the bawdiness gets to me too. Great word.

On your recommendation, I just booked a $40 RT from Bangkok 7 months in advance.[/QUOTE]Yea Air Asia do some good promotions!

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1444143]Very little ISG reporting on southern Thailand.[/QUOTE]Simply it s reflected how adventurous are the mongers now. Most just want bar girls scene. Which is not the thai style.

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1444143]Hat Yai is war zone. No reason to fuck around there really unless there is great $5 pussy I'm not aware of.[/QUOTE]War zone. That s why hundreds Malaysians and Singaporeans come in town every weekend. For enjoying terror, bomb blasting etc?

Please tell us where you can get 5 USD (around 170 baths) pussy in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Bumholes1;1445167]Yea Air Asia do some good promotions![/QUOTE]True! Hope it doesn't come at a price such as inexperienced pilots!

This seems to be the case with Seoul based Asiana airlines pilot who landed too fast and crashed in San Francisco this week!

[quote=nevergetsold; 1445259]true! hope it doesn't come at a price such as inexperienced pilots!

this seems to be the case with seoul based asiana airlines pilot who landed too fast and crashed in san francisco this week![/quote]the problem was he was too slow. came in low and slow and hit the seawall at the approach end of the runway. said he was dependent on the auto system to keep his air speed up. sad part is one of the teenagers who died was run over by an emergency vehicle. she was lying in the fire foam and could not be seen. still not sure if that is what killed her or whether she was already dead.

slim

[QUOTE=Channy; 1445221]Simply it s reflected how adventurous are the mongers now. Most just want bar girls scene. Which is not the thai style.

War zone. That s why hundreds Malaysians and Singaporeans come in town every weekend. For enjoying terror, bomb blasting etc?

Please tell us where you can get 5 USD (around 170 baths) pussy in Thailand.[/QUOTE]Agreed! It's much more interesting to get off the beaten path. The bar scene gets so boring after a while.

Oh, and BTW, don't take anything NGO says seriously. Dude has no clue and probably can't find Hat Yai on a map.

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld; 1445259]True! Hope it doesn't come at a price such as inexperienced pilots!

This seems to be the case with Seoul based Asiana airlines pilot who landed too fast and crashed in San Francisco this week![/QUOTE][url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo[/url]

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1445795](snip) The bar scene gets so boring after a while (snip)[/QUOTE]Been experimenting in local Girlie joints / Watering Holes in Ban Phe, in recent weeks.

Budget (B500 ST for 30 Minutes) FS, but after a honeymoon stage things went downhill.

If anyone shows interest, a report may come with basic details on where it can be had.

[QUOTE=Coconut Cream;1445882]If anyone shows interest, a report may come with basic details on where it can be had.[/QUOTE]Send me a PM with details, thanks

[QUOTE=TConor; 1445852][url]

[url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo[/url][/url][/QUOTE]How stupid can TV people get. They admitted they never bothered to say the names out loud until the broadcast.

Some one really snuckered them.

Slim

[QUOTE=Amjeck;1445937]Send me a PM with details, thanks[/QUOTE]I'm not a full member, Ambjeck, so it won't be possible.

I'll put up the basics here if you like.

[QUOTE=Coconut Cream; 1445882]Been experimenting in local Girlie joints / Watering Holes in Ban Phe, in recent weeks.

Budget (B500 ST for 30 Minutes) FS, but after a honeymoon stage things went downhill.

If anyone shows interest, a report may come with basic details on where it can be had.[/QUOTE]Post away. Can't have too much information on the board. I'm always up for learning about new things / places.

[QUOTE=Channy; 1445221]Simply it s reflected how adventurous are the mongers now. Most just want bar girls scene. Which is not the thai style.

War zone. That s why hundreds Malaysians and Singaporeans come in town every weekend. For enjoying terror, bomb blasting etc?

Please tell us where you can get 5 USD (around 170 baths) pussy in Thailand.[/QUOTE]Didn't say I was scared to go there or you have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning but call a spade a spade. There is a reason there is so much military down there.

I know the 2 teachers who got blown up yesterday are not mocking bomb blastings.

[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/2-teachers-killed-1-injured-in-bomb-attack-in-thailands-insurgency-plagued-south/2013/07/24/e9b75a98-f424-11e2-81fa-8e83b3864c36_story.html[/url]

$5 pussy? I can get it anywhere on earth. Where can you get it? Try hard drug addicts desperate for cash. If no prevail, I don't know, maybe the jungles of Congo.

I have been playing in Bangkok for over 10 years but I have never ventured outside the city, not even to Pattaya. I am planning a 2-3 month "excursion" of Laos and Myanmar which inevitably means crossing into Thailand, maybe also Cambodia. This trip is both cultural-Historical and sensual. So I am reading the Isaan Areas thread and this thread, both going back to 2010. I will go back further when I have time. My trip is January and February of 2014 so I have time. What I want to do ASAP is fix some kind of itinerary so I can purchase the air tickets way in advance to get the best price. I am coming from USA. I have used Air Asia, Tiger Airlines, etc. Many times and know the drill.

What I hope to experience in addition to the big cities is the border towns. I don't speak any of the languages but I am Asian and have never had problems in the past traveling in Thailand and Cambodia. I will keep reading these threads to get the latest intel but if anyone can give me tips, I will be very appreciative. You can also PM me.

Oh, one last thing. Before any of you jump on me, let me say that I DO NOT intend to f* 2 girls a day for 10 days. I don't post much because I am not into describing my sessions with WGs unless it's something odd or outstanding. But I have travelled the world mongering and have posted reports.

Thanks all.

[QUOTE=Funman13; 1449873]I have been playing in Bangkok for over 10 years but I have never ventured outside the city, not even to Pattaya. I am planning a 2-3 month "excursion" of Laos and Myanmar which inevitably means crossing into Thailand, maybe also Cambodia. This trip is both cultural-Historical and sensual. So I am reading the Isaan Areas thread and this thread, both going back to 2010. I will go back further when I have time. My trip is January and February of 2014 so I have time. What I want to do ASAP is fix some kind of itinerary so I can purchase the air tickets way in advance to get the best price. I am coming from USA. I have used Air Asia, Tiger Airlines, etc. Many times and know the drill...[/QUOTE]Seems like a good plan. You just missed out on a killer Myanmar promotion for your time frame. I will be going for 2400 baht roundtrip February 10th but that flight never gets too expensive. Personally, I would love to catch a flight to Udon Thani and bus it to Vientiane, Laos for some mongering on a budget but am not sure if I am going to be able to make that one. Think a map is your friend though. Big cities best bets and the vets know the down low spots which they may be reluctant to divulge.

Hi NJO,

What promotion is that? From the Myanmar Government? Airlines? Anyway, keep in touch. We may be able to travel some parts together. Love to be your wingman.

[QUOTE=Coconut Cream; 1446045]I'm not a full member, Ambjeck, so it won't be possible.

I'll put up the basics here if you like.[/QUOTE]Yes please!

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1444143]Hat Yai is war zone. No reason to fuck around there really unless there is great $5 pussy I'm not aware of.[/QUOTE]I just saw this and had a good chuckle. You want a war zone, go to Pattaya during Songkran. Hatyai is about as dangerous as lunch in the Oriental Hotel tea room.

Many times I'd been to Ban Phe on visits to Thailand, but only to get the Ferry over to Koh Samet.

I hadn't even considered looking for action in Ban Phe.

Before I get onto reports of options found there (posts 2, 3 & 4) , below is what sparked off this exploration of Ban Phe.

#1476 by Crocodilexp on 06-05-13 (Other Areas).

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1430349]In one of the recent Stickman submissions, a guy said:

"In all my travels, my favorite place was Ban Phe near Rayong. Back behind the wharf there are dozens of working girl houses, and they're all full of beautiful Myanmar girls for 300 baht. Never see a farang there, but they let me pay the Thai price.".

Does this place still exist? I'd go check it out (and write a report) if anybody could confirm a recent experience there.[/QUOTE]Investigating the source of the report quoted by Crocodilexp, my net searches only found that text as being posted by someone called BilboFarang in June 2013 on Livingthai. Org, claiming to speak fluent Thai (which may prove be a crucial factor in this whole thing).

It was a description that contained problems."Back behind the Wharf" was very ambigous. 50 mtrs behind the Wharf? Or 3km behind the Wharf? Hidden in a narrow alley way? Or way back out on the main road heading west to Bangkok? Working Girl Houses marked in Thai Script? (see note above, about his fluency in Thai) or locally known houses with no markings at all? Did he have initial local assistance to learn of the places and in order to get the local price? None of this was clear, and although he wrote recently, an important thing about the post was 'when' did he enjoy all this in Ban Phe? 3 months ago? 1 year ago? 15 years ago?

Of the places in my reports 2, 3 & 4, perhaps the local Karaoke / Bars on 'Soi Sang Ka Si 6' (Post 4) with ST on the premises fit the description best as being locally orientated, but none of the Girls were Burmese now (or the Mamasan would not admit it, if they were) and the lowest price I could get was B500. Or, maybe the wider number of karaoke bars said to have once existed on Soon Kanka 1 (literally "Behind the Wharf") mentioned in my Post 3 were once the hub of such activity, now decimated?

My guess is that either these 'dozens of working girls houses' are situated in houses invisible to outsiders, or perhaps his visit was quite a number of years ago now.

I only encountered Burmese Girls in Hiso Massage (Post 2 of 4) and only HJ was on offer during my visit it seems, but maybe that was just bad luck that day. To sum it up, action could be found in Ban Phe but it was either 'cheap and cheerfull' local joints, or so called 'VIP' and expensive. Hopefully my reports 2, 3 & 4 will assist fellas who visit Ban Phe.

[b]Location[/b] : Hiso Massage, Ban Phe.

[b]Specifics[/b] : Soi Suan Son / Suan Son Khaoyaichoom.

[b]Cost[/b] : B300 for 60 Minutes Oil Massage. Extras, discuss.

[b]Time[/b] : Afternoon.

'Officially' this place is out of Ban Phe. Walking / Riding / Driving east along the main coast road you pass Nuantip Pier, pass the Municipal Pier, past Tesco Lotus and then under an arch over the road bidding your farewell to Ban Phe. On from here, you begin to approach what is marked on some maps as Suan Son Beach and Suan Son Forest, where there are several Falang orientated places beach side, to eat and drink.

Opposite these bars, there is a road (Photo #1) heading north, called Soi Suan Son (Suan Son Khaoyaichoom on some maps). Situated at the entrance to this road are two shabby signs, which may be related to Hiso Massage or perhaps not at all. One points to 'Thai Massage' up the road, but may relate to an earlier operation that may have existed there. One of the Ban Phe maps online shows several symbols on this road for massage, but I only found one (Hiso Massage) perhaps indicating a 'purge' or maybe others didn't get enough custom after TEFL left town, and closed down (or were 'closed' down)?

Walking a few minutes up the road, a yellow sign (Photo # 6) was noticed on the left, as "Hiso Massage" (with a promisingly erotic sillhouette of a lady on the sign,) listing the opening times as 'Open 10:00 to 24:00'. Casually walked past it and rubberknecked. It didn't have the usual hallmarks of an 'official' massage place, and to me looked suspect. Girls were sitting in a little cafe and the initial awkward response to my enquiry there about massage, led me to believe further that this out of town joint did more than rub some oil over you. Clocked a truly truly beautiful Girl sitting there amongst another 5 others."Oh yes, you'll do nicely" thinking to myself, and told them I'd be back in 30 minutes. Continued walking North just for a browse, and no more Massage places were seen. After Hiso Massage, it increasingly became semi rural where there are signs for land for sale. Came back to Hiso Massagee looking forward to the session and went in for some 'fun'.

Luckily, the Girl I'd clocked got up to go with me. God damn, if my guess was correct this was going to be a fantastic session. Beautiful moon shape face, lovely smile and a cute little ass. Went upstairs with her, admiring the view, and was going to discreetly ask her on the way if she did extras before we entered a room, but we were already there and she opened a door. Well, what came next wasn't envisioned. Rather than a private room, it was an open dorm room with several mattresses laid out like a legitimate looking massage joint, with curtains to be pulled across for Oil Massage, and there were two Thai guys there getting a Thai massage. My mistake at this point, was throwing away my usual standard operating procedure of getting things clarified in advance. I gambled on assumptions. Aspects of the whole place made me confident that this was a FS place masquerading as a legitimate establishment, making me ditch the caution. You live and learn, don't you.

Once the curtains were pulled around my matrress, stripped off totally and put the towel over my important bits and then she came back in and had a smile on her face. Asking me where I was from, in return her name was asked and she said "Myanmar" misunderstanding my question and revealing why her beauty stood out. I got her true name (witheld for this post). Once she said where she was from, it seemed that this 'might' be one of the places mentioned as having 'Beautiful Myanmar Girls' in (but B300 for FS still seemed too good to be true). Well the massage began, and oh dear. It was very very poor and had indications of someone just learning the ropes of massage. However, my guess was this was just the formal pretense for futher action. Eventually the Thai guys finished up and left the room so it was just myself and her in the room now, and more condusive to start probing a bit more about what else she did as extras once turned over and able to talk to her more easily.

Due to little English, it ended up with her with some hesitation signifying HJ with her hand for B500 once probing about extras."Not do Boom Boom" she said, the crushing words. Keeping with it and enquiring why, it was falling on deaf ears and she was less smiley than before due to the approach. Well, talk about getting it totally wrong. Assumptions, the mother of all 'errors'. Or, perhaps this was just a case of bad luck in getting one who didn't do FS?

I asked her age and if memory serves, she said 19 which may have played a part. HJ was still an option, but as cute as she was, my heart was set on FS that day and really the lamest of oil massages made me suspect that the HJ would be similar. Later there were sounds of Thai men talking in the corridor and maybe the ones who had been in the room and left a bit earlier. Now suspicious, I suspected that maybe they'd gone into individual rooms to be 'finished' off with FS, but who knows? It is unknown if this was just bad luck on my visit, or offical policy in place that falang don't get serviced with FS? Whatever the case, information was shared about this place as HJ seemed to be on the menu at least. Other Girls there may do FS in a separate room, if you visit so I chose not to write this place off. Given the 'Myanmar Connection' in this place, it was a real surprise to me that FS wasn't on the menu (at least on my visit, and with the Girl I got, who was a real cutie).

On the way out, an older falang shaped like a hippo was glimpsed woddling into a room with another Girl and the room was seen to be also an open plan room and not a private room either. It indicated that this place is already known by falang, and perhaps that this place is more 'legit' than the impression it gives. Bless her, she was a lovely Girl. If she is learning the ropes of massage then she has a long way to go though, and so incredibly dissapointing that I didn't get to enjoy her little muff.

[b]Location[/b] : 'VIP Massage Karaoke Drinks and Lady' and 'Poon Massage'. Ban Phe.

[b]Specifics[/b] : Both situated on Soon Kanka 1, opposite Tarua Phe Pier, near Christie's.

Opposite Tarua Phe Pier, is the road 'Soon Kanka 1', with Christie's and a main 7-11 either side of its entrance.

On an old web report related to TEFL, there was mention of a number of Karaoke / Massage places in the area behind both of those with about 4-5 ladies each, ST going for appx B1000 but likely negotiable. In 2013, things seem quite a bit different back in that zone. I didn't see a number of places there now, but there was a sign (Photo #3) on the main beach front road near Christies's pointing to 'VIP Massage, Karaoke, Drinks and Lady' (Photos 5, 6 & 7) , written in a combination of Thai and Latin script, pointing down Soon Kanka 1 (Photo #4).

Walking around in this area, the 'VIP' joint seemed to be the only 'real' player left.

It remained shut until early afternoon when a few ladies were milling about there, operating as a skeleton crew. I went in to have a quick drink and a recce. It has a tacky stage at the back where go go kind of dancing probably goes on, but in the afternoon was essentially dead inside.

Enquiring with the two or three ladies, apparently the place gets going from midnight onwards.

Each to their own, but waiting up that late for action is not my thing. General enquiry about ST Boom Boom on the premises was met with conformation, and enquiry about price led to a quote of B2000. Both aspects of the place were not attractive to me in the slightest. Initial impressions when seeing the sign from the main beach front road was that this place was a bit of a tourist trap and perhaps an attempt 'regulate' prior joints all in one single place, if it were not for the prevelant use of Thai script. Ladies inside said it was mix of Thai and Falang custom. It may be worth checking out if you're a night owl, but if B2000 was the guide price given then they'd better be good right? One in there day time was fair and had big tits. I would have certainly given her a load but she didn't seem to be particularly 'working' in the afternoon during my general enquiry.

Other buildings have the appearance of 'once' having harboured independent naughty massage / karaoke joints, but now seem to be shut down, empty and gathering dust. I found this to be a trend all over Ban Phe really, apart from a few legitimate massage joints operating in town.

Other than the so called 'VIP' place, one place (Photos 8, 9 & 10) further up Soon Kanka 1 opened at 6pm, and for the purpose of this report will be referred to as 'Poon' due to the signage.

According to the lone local guy inside, the women arrived at 7:30pm. B300 for 1hr Oil Massage, according to him. Decided to clarify things by enquiring with sign language if they do boom boom, and he nodded but didn't know how much they charge. Came back at 7:30pm and there were only three women inside, two in their mid 20s and one troll who may give a good massage but that was the limit of my interest.

Chose one and we headed upstairs, deciding en-route to clarify things in advance. It was actually B300 for 1hr Oil Massage, and talk of 'extras' was met by her mocking in a."Hey, do you know what this guy wants?" way to the woman downstairs, which was out of line and I began to walk. Heard a voice from downstairs say B1300 total for massage and boom boom. Ok, acceptable I guess but the mocking attitude ruined it for me so I didn't bother with either a massage of anything else. With only three on offer that night, certainly not a fishbowl but put up here for information / option purposes nonetheless.

Earlier in the day I had walked a bit further up Soon Kanka 1where it curves right to head down to Soon Kanka 2, and there are one or two unusual hovels. I overheard the word 'Falang' in conversation when passing one of these places and a dodgy looking fellow tried to sell me an overpriced Beer. He had about 6 Girls sitting outside. It probably was a local 'shoot and go' joint, but the girls all looked like Yabba heads to me, not very attractive, a bit volatile somehow, and I noticed multiple scars on one of their arms. Walking on, I pondered."Who let the Dogs out?"

Carrying on round to the right and close to heading down Soon Kanka 1, another place was noticed with some fit looking young girls outside and a few young local lads there with loud music playing. However, I just wasn't sure about the place and its purpose. Walking past, there were blank looks from both the younger guys and the girls so I didn't want to approach on an incorrect assumption and offend them.

[b]Location[/b] : Local Bar Brothels. Ban Phe.

[b]Specifics[/b] : Sala Sang Ka Si Soi '6'

[b]Cost[/b] : B500 for FS (30mins) including room.

Directions (Photos attached to this post, to accompany text)

Walk West along the sea front until you see Christie's, a Restaurant and Bar situated opposite 'Tarau Pier' and perched at the entrance to 'Soon Kanka 1', next to one of Ban Phe's busy 7-11. Continue walking West and the next pier you will pass is called 'Chokkrista Pier'.

During the day, the next land mark to look for next (Photos #1 & 1a) is a lime green painted building on your right, a building that is directly opposite 'Seree Pier' (the landmark you can use if doing this at night) and is the landmark for the road north that you need to take next.

On Photo #1, both a white car and pink jeep are entering / leaving this wide road north, named Soi Sala Sang Ka Si. It seems this road is not marked in situ in latin script, but maps seem to show it as Soi Sala Sang Ka Si (or as Soi Sala Sangkasee).

*Walk / Ride North up this Soi Sala Sang Ka Si and soon pretty much everything turns to Thai Script. On the way you'll notice on your left a sign for Malibu Garden Resort (written as Graden) and soon also see the Market on that side. On the way, side streets on your 'right' that will be encountered, are in the following order. 'Soon Kanka 1/2' then 'Soon Kanka 2/2'. Ignore both of these and keep walking / riding north.

*Eventually, on your right, you'll reach the entrance to Soi Sala Sang Ka Si Soi '6' (Photos #2, 3.4 & 5). Entering this road to the East leads to the strip of local Bar Brothels (Photo #5). Walking, it took me about 5 minutes from Seree Pier to the entrance of Soi Sala Sang Ka Si Soi '6'.

During the day they appear to be nothing out of the ordinary, but what caught my eye during an evening hunt was that use of coloured wire lights visible down the dark road, something local Karaoke Joints enjoy using. All the Bars are named in Thai Script, lit up in coloured lighting and have a curtain over the door in most cases. Walking along the road, these places looked and felt promisingly seedy / covert.

Don't expect beer bar antics when passing these. Instead, it was rather like how a puppy may only bark when you get within a certain distance. Walking down the centre of the road, you probably won't be 'beckoned' in, but once you start walking towards a door all of a sudden they wake up and are welcoming like there is some invisible trip wire which sets off an alarm. On my first visit."Boom Boom, Sir?" was spoken by a girl in English. Mamasan's were always helpfull and had enough English to communicate the basics you need to arrange things.

During financial talk though, my smattering of Thai was used but it probably doesn't make much difference to the outcome unless your Thai is convincing enough to be seen as an Expat. All the Bars (clustered in a row, and one or two others situated down Nhong Bua Soi 1, heading south) were quite welcoming and didn't seem to mind that drinks were not ordered when just browsing girly options in each place.

Prices depended on the Girl, starting from B700 down to B300 (you could see why, for B300 though). Basically they are local watering holes with 4-5 Girls on offer in each, for 30 minute ST Boom Boom on site, seemingly fine with Falang customers. It reminded me slightly of the Sanur Houses in Bali, catering primarily to locals but flexible. Assuming by default at the time that quoted prices were likely to be double the local cost, there was a realistic (being Falang) counter by me of B300 to get things going. Infact I began discussion with B300 before even asking the prices, but they scoffed at that. Offers of B300 only got the munters in each place pointed out to me each time, and in all cases (no matter the individual starting quote) , B500 seemed to be the 'minimum'. On a later visit, a series of events led me to suspect locals pay B200 for our B500 visits. One quoted as B400 was worth a go, but I didn't get round to trying her on my three visits to the road.

Ban Phe was up until recently home to a TEFL school, and probably had a few long term Falang visits here from teaching staff? I base that on nothing but a guess, as the mamasans (and occasional local male drinkers) seemed reasonably comfortable and familiar with a Falang visit.

Or maybe they saw me as a novelty?

Looks wise, don't get me wrong you're not going to get pretty pretty pretty in these places for B500. Slim shapely bods that were better than the 'faces' attached seemed to be the way of things in these bars, but most were lighter skin that you would find in the average Falang Beer Bar and there were some quite big tits going on amongst the offerings, as the core clientelle are local Thai men who like that whole look more.

Generally the ages seemed to be early 20s, upwards to 30s. Visited this road three times. First time, good experience with a little cutie who was quite shy but did an ok job. Chose her and we walked from the main bar to a back room with a fan, decorated with posters of Thai pop stars (a sort of teenager's bedroom look) , better than a 'coffin room with grubby mattress' you'd expect. No English at all, but somehow you manage ok. During the session a bell briefly rang, probably one of those."Attention : You now have X number of minutes remaining" for the WG. Carried on, and not long after heard the bell ring again a couple of minutes after finishing, so my instinctive timing is impecible.

On her bed side she had a stock of 'issue' condoms. Her skill with BBBJ (initially she tried to put a condom on for that, but was stopped) was forgettable really, so it was soon onto FS (covered). Kept it short, simple and sweet (as she was). For B500 it was an interesting outing.

Visiting a second time, not so good. My visit was quite late in the evening (around 11:30pm) and may explain why none were exactly the life of the party when walking in. Looked at a passable girl in one of the places who responded poorly to me making eye contact, smiling and asking about her name while the mamasan was discussing with me, the Girl's response being a very "I'm unimpressed" expression which was a turn off and warning sign. Part of me (you known which) nearly chose her in a warped idea of 'teaching her a lesson' (LOL) for being snooty.

Ended up once more choosing the girl from my previous visit, but it was not as good the second time around at all due to how bored she seemed. Perhaps they are not used to 'repeat' visitors? Whatever the case, it was a perplexing second visit in how listless the atmosphere was.

Visiting the road a third and last time. Disastrous. Long story, but a girl negotiated with on the very first visit but not chosen on the night was picked for that third visit and is now in my hall of fame for being one of the most problematic working girls ever. Good body, but damn she managed to push my buttons like few people can. Had payment not been in advance (in advance seems to be the norm there) I would have walked within the first 5 minutes. Initial 'eccentricity' ended up showing up as infuriatingly awkward and mood wrecking from the start.

Anyway, for an alternative to falang bars, there you go.

[QUOTE=Coconut Cream;1451231][b]Location[/b] : Local Bar Brothels. Ban Phe.[/QUOTE]Excellent series of reports, C. C, well written and very interesting indeed.

After reading them I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to venture out of my comfortable hunting grounds in Pattaya for adventures into the wild Thai boondocks; hardly worth the trouble it seems. Thanks for telling it like it is.

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1451438]Excellent series of reports, C. C, well written and very interesting indeed.

After reading them I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to venture out of my comfortable hunting grounds in Pattaya for adventures into the wild Thai boondocks; hardly worth the trouble it seems. Thanks for telling it like it is.[/QUOTE]Very well written. Prices will tell you all. Follow the baht!

Will be in krabi around new years. Any recommendations on good GF hotels and where I can find some good ladies?

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1451438]Excellent series of reports, C. C, well written and very interesting indeed. After reading them I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to venture out of my comfortable hunting grounds in Pattaya for adventures into the wild Thai boondocks; hardly worth the trouble it seems. Thanks for telling it like it is.[/QUOTE]Cheers. Because the info on Ban Phe was scarce, it probably does look like a lot of hassle when put up in four large slabs of text. Until finding those local Brothels towards the end, which were far more clear cut in what went on, it was a case of a few red herrings and general walking around when in Ban Phe before going to, or coming back from, Koh Samet. More than anything it could be information that fellas pausing in Ban Phe while on en-route to Koh Samet, or in Ban Phe overnight before taking the bus back to BKK could use to scoot off for a 'quickie' I guess. Overall I agree that there would be no reason to venture 'out' specifically to Ban Phe, unless there was action existing there hidden from view that was missed (possible). Due to the language barrier, it was less easy to find out from locals, unlike in Indonesia. My budget wasn't high, so B500 ST suited me and was closer to the sort of prices being paid in Bali.

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1451438]Excellent series of reports, C. C, well written and very interesting indeed.

After reading them I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to venture out of my comfortable hunting grounds in Pattaya for adventures into the wild Thai boondocks; hardly worth the trouble it seems. Thanks for telling it like it is.[/QUOTE]Au contraire, mon frère!

The fun is in getting the experience. Going off the beaten path, regardless of what you find. You know, whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

I wouldn't trade my adventures in Cambodia or Myanmar, good and bad, for all the go-gos in Pattaya.

Thanks for the TR, CC. Much appreciated.

[QUOTE=DesiDownUnder;1451463]Will be in krabi around new years. Any recommendations on good GF hotels and where I can find some good ladies?[/QUOTE]A couple of years ago I was in krabi and cut the stay to two nights down to three as the bar scene was pretty much poor.

Was quite disappointed. Maybe it was me, I knew it was not going to be like being in Pattaya, of course but still, being Thailand was expecting something more.

Maybe too much of a destination for couples / families?

[QUOTE=Bionicman; 1451547]A couple of years ago I was in krabi and cut the stay to two nights down to three as the bar scene was pretty much poor.

Was quite disappointed. Maybe it was me, I knew it was not going to be like being in Pattaya, of course but still, being Thailand was expecting something more.

Maybe too much of a destination for couples / families?[/QUOTE]Come on Krabi is not a mongering destination yet Ao Nang has 2 bar areas. Probably its better than Chiang Mai for bars!

The idea is you take the hot girl with you, who will not bore you over 2 to 3 days.

Yeah, Coconut Cream. Great report. Negative reports are important too. It saves other mongers time and effort. Thanks.

[QUOTE=NeverJerkOff; 1449871]Didn't say I was scared to go there or you have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning but call a spade a spade. There is a reason there is so much military down there.

I know the 2 teachers who got blown up yesterday are not mocking bomb blastings.

[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/2-teachers-killed-1-injured-in-bomb-attack-in-thailands-insurgency-plagued-south/2013/07/24/e9b75a98-f424-11e2-81fa-8e83b3864c36_story.html[/url]

$5 pussy? I can get it anywhere on earth. Where can you get it? Try hard drug addicts desperate for cash. If no prevail, I don't know, maybe the jungles of Congo.[/QUOTE]You simply talk without knowing nothing about Hat Yai, excepted what you read on newspaper. If there is a reason for you to high military presence why so high Malaysian and Singaporeans tourists presence.

#$5 pussy? I can get it anywhere on earth. Where can you get it? Try hard drug addicts desperate for cash#

So yes stay away from Hat Yai. Nothing for you there. The Thai MILF in local brothels will never go under 200 baths (7 USD).

[QUOTE=Betong;1450449]I just saw this and had a good chuckle. You want a war zone, go to Pattaya during Songkran. Hatyai is about as dangerous as lunch in the Oriental Hotel tea room.[/QUOTE]But Betong he knows. He never been there before, but have see and read so many things about Hat Yai. He knows more than those going there, I m sure he ever knows where you can find drug addicts in this town. So fully agree with you Hatyai is about as dangerous as lunch in the Oriental Hotel tea room. All is said.

Many times I've passed through Hat Yai and also over the Malaysian Border on visits over the years.

It happens to be situated in a troubled 'region', but it's not something evident to casual visitors.

Government travel advisories tend to portray the entire south as though it will be like Helmand province.

Nowhere can be guaranteed 100% safe, but it certainly doesn't feel like a "war zone" to be in Hat Yai.

Any action in Koh Phi Phi?

[QUOTE=Merrman;1444831]If you walk 200m inland up the road from the southern end of the beach strip at Ao Nang there is a row of about12 bars on the right side. Easy to miss if you are not looking hard enough. Not a huge number of girls but enough for a week's visit and some good quality ones at that. I much prefer the low profile scene at Krabi than the bawdiness of Phuket or, God-forbid, Pattaya.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Syzygies; 1451560]Come on Krabi is not a mongering destination yet Ao Nang has 2 bar areas. Probably its better than Chiang Mai for bars!

The idea is you take the hot girl with you, who will not bore you over 2 to 3 days.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the information. I will be visiting Ao Nang in late October. I've been there once before, but with relatives so no sex. Do you have any girl friendly hotels to recommend. Are the bar area away from the family-action in Ao Nang or is it mixed with the main tourist area. Are there any P4P out on the Prah Nang peninsula?

T

[QUOTE=Tjohoo; 1470184]Thank you for the information. I will be visiting Ao Nang in late October. I've been there once before, but with relatives so no sex. Do you have any girl friendly hotels to recommend. Are the bar area away from the family-action in Ao Nang or is it mixed with the main tourist area. Are there any P4P out on the Prah Nang peninsula?

T[/QUOTE]The two / three bar areas are kind of out of the way of family destinations. I say kind of because they are actually near, but you have to make an effort to go there.

I've made a map for you, [url]http://goo.gl/maps/uyoJB[/url].

[QUOTE=RBDave; 1470226]The two / three bar areas are kind of out of the way of family destinations. I say kind of because they are actually near, but you have to make an effort to go there.

I've made a map for you,

[url]http://goo.gl/maps/uyoJB[/url][/QUOTE]Thank you very much!

Do you know the reason to why the night life has developed in the wrong direction in Ao Nang? Any other P4P to be had nearby?

T

[QUOTE=Tjohoo; 1470555]Thank you very much!

Do you know the reason to why the night life has developed in the wrong direction in Ao Nang? Any other P4P to be had nearby?

T[/QUOTE]This probably should be in the Krabi forum since we are talking about Krabi.

I imagine the reason the P4P died down is simple lack of demand. Remember that Thailand is not all about sex tourism, there are lots of other things to do. Even in Patong, Phuket P4P has dwindled with the influx of families looking for a sun holiday.

There may still be some short-time / massage places in Krabitown. It's a good 20 minute ride by motorbike. Not really that great in my opinion.

RB Dave, thanks for your posts. Unfortunately there is no Krabi forum. On the Centerpoint. Info website they mention bars named Kang, Smile, Chang, and others. Are these the actual bars with girls for takeout? I'll be visiting for 2 nights in at the end of the month. Hope it doesn't rain too much.

Thanks again for the info.

[QUOTE=Allover; 1472436]RB Dave, thanks for your posts. Unfortunately there is no Krabi forum. On the Centerpoint. Info website they mention bars named Kang, Smile, Chang, and others. Are these the actual bars with girls for takeout? I'll be visiting for 2 nights in at the end of the month. Hope it doesn't rain too much.

Thanks again for the info.[/QUOTE]Yesterday while waking around Krabi I found a street with massage parlors, one had posters of sexy girls outside, another had a fishbowl visible from the sidewalk (doors were open) , also a massage + karaoke place. Many other + looking places. This is on Maharaj 5 (soy?) west of the big north-south Maharaj boulevard.

No idea of the costs and services.

[QUOTE=Blue Nun; 1472622]Yesterday while waking around Krabi I found a street with massage parlors, one had posters of sexy girls outside, another had a fishbowl visible from the sidewalk (doors were open) , also a massage + karaoke place. Many other + looking places. This is on Maharaj 5 (soy?) west of the big north-south Maharaj boulevard.

No idea of the costs and services.[/QUOTE]Today around 3pm (Tuesday) I went back and had a look around. There are a few fishbowls but they had between 0 and 5 girls in them, while on Sunday afternoon the one I saw had maybe 10. But today lots of girls sitting at tables outside.

Visited 5 places and the price varied between 300 and 400 baht for 1 hour oil or thai massage. Mostly girls in late 20's and thirties with a few cute ones. Decided to go to the first place I visited (300 baht) as one of the girls sitting outside was cute and was very smiley (while most of the others looked uninterested or sullen.

We went up to the 3rd floor and she changed (shorts, tshirt) for the oil massage. I haven't had many massages (and rather new at mongering) but I would say the massage was good, not too soft and not too hard and she had good technique, she spent maybe half time on my legs, back and front, and my back and arms. I declined the head massage as I didn't want to get oily hair (newb here, would she have gone to wash her hands?)

She said the massage was over if I didn't want head massage so I asked about extras. No FJ, for HJ (1000 baht total) , covered BJ was 1500 and she refused my offer of 2000 for BBBJ. So I went with HJ.

I would rate 7/10 the HJ. I like her voice so I asked her to say naughty things while doing it and keep eye co.

[QUOTE=Blue Nun; 1472622]Yesterday while waking around Krabi I found a street with massage parlors, one had posters of sexy girls outside, another had a fishbowl visible from the sidewalk (doors were open) , also a massage + karaoke place. Many other + looking places. This is on Maharaj 5 (soy?) west of the big north-south Maharaj boulevard.

No idea of the costs and services.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's Maharaj Soi 5. A few massage parlour, plus a karaoke on the other end of the road (one end is Green House Hotel).

I read that the karaoke girls (10-15 sitting outside) are available for ST. But when I walked by, they don't seem interested.

So I went to the massage parlor 3 shops away from Green House. The 30+ yr old lady brought me to the 2nd floor, quoted me THB400 for 1 hour oil massage.

Her skill's quite good. Then 10 minutes past, she asked me if I want to make love, I said no. During the massage she can't stop tickling my dick & nipple though.

When she's done, I requested for a BJ. She wanted cover but I insisted on BB & I want she to take her top off as well. She wanted THB600 which I'm fine.

All went well, she gave a decent BBBJ + HJ while I get to play with her tits.

The next day, I noticed there's also a fishbowl massage parlor at Soi11. Then directly opposite, across a field, there're 7-8 karaokes & bars. But from the looks outside, more like cater to local.

Can anybody give me a recommendation of a good hotel in Hua Hin close to the action?

Need good internet connection, safebox, and balcony, and ofcourse "guest friendly)

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Vagabond; 1486448]Can anybody give me a recommendation of a good hotel in Hua Hin close to the action?

Need good internet connection, safebox, and balcony, and ofcourse "guest friendly)

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Vagabond,

It depends what you need from a hotel!

I have used Thipurai Beach Hotel a couple of times. ([url]http://www.thipurai.com/[/url]) It is a good, mid range hotel with excellent location and reasonable rooms. Some with balcony. No problems with bringing your "playmates" back.

I can not remember if there were safes in the room or if they charge for internet.

City Beach Resort ([url]http://www.citybeachhuahin.com/[/url]) used to be quite OK but I have not stayed there for many years now.

Enjoy,

Hotman

[QUOTE=Vagabond; 1486448]Can anybody give me a recommendation of a good hotel in Hua Hin close to the action?

Need good internet connection, safebox, and balcony, and ofcourse "guest friendly)

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Try Trip Advisor.

I am booked in to Royal Express at $35 / night. No breakfast.

My best choice would be Chalelarn Hotel in 53/1 Nahb Kaehat Road. Balcony, directly downtown, room safe, free wifi, roof top pool. What I'm concerned it cannot get any better for what I'm looking for.

I know this doesn't belong here but I didn't find any other way.

Question:

What do I wrong when I search a thread for a key word and the summary page comes with the applicable entries. When I then click on "Go to post" it gets me SOMEWHERE but certainly (and never!) to that particular post. That's a little annoying, or what do I do wrong?

Many thanks, appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Frankfurter; 1493148]I know this doesn't belong here but I didn't find any other way.

Question:

What do I wrong when I search a thread for a key word and the summary page comes with the applicable entries. When I then click on "Go to post" it gets me SOMEWHERE but certainly (and never!) to that particular post. That's a little annoying, or what do I do wrong?

Many thanks, appreciate it.[/QUOTE].

At the bottom of every page, including the one this post appears on, in the lower right click on contact us. This will open a webpage with a form. For subject select "other" and then fill in the box with "problem using search function" or something similar. Then write your message in the dialog box labeled "report." Then click on "send." Jackson will get back to you in a couple of days.

i am planning a few overnight stays at phi phi and ko lanta. going through this thread, it looks like there are no go-go bars at these places. is there scope for fls or pickup with a backpacker at phi phi? the reports of karaoke bars at lanta are pretty old.

or maybe i should hit ao nang first and find an lt to take with me to lanta? are the gals fresh and young at these spots? i would suppose the younger ones would exploit their talents better at phuket.

what are the gf hotels at phi phi, ao nang and lanta?

i am heading to these places with another main agenda (diving) so its unavoidable.

-peeman

[quote=peeman; 1493987]i am planning a few overnight stays at phi phi and ko lanta. going through this thread, it looks like there are no go-go bars at these places. is there scope for fls or pickup with a backpacker at phi phi? the reports of karaoke bars at lanta are pretty old.

snip.

i am heading to these places with another main agenda (diving) so its unavoidable.

-peeman[/quote]enjoy the diving! if you want a bed buddy, better to bring her with you. all the hotels are girl friendly, but you will have to find backpackers interested in the same thing you are, that is, getting laid and moving on, instead of local talent. if bringing a friend with you, you will need to spend some time finding a pyt who will go with you. if you have a few days in phuket, tell a few girls on bangla road what you want, and test drive before the rental. look forward to your report! ttg

[quote=timtimguy;1494054]enjoy the diving! if you want a bed buddy, better to bring her with you. all the hotels are girl friendly, but you will have to find backpackers interested in the same thing you are, that is, getting laid and moving on, instead of local talent. if bringing a friend with you, you will need to spend some time finding a pyt who will go with you. if you have a few days in phuket, tell a few girls on bangla road what you want, and test drive before the rental. look forward to your report! ttg[/quote]thanks i hope i get lucky at bangla st. so i am planning to hit ao nang first instead as i heard there are go-go bars there. maybe i can find a pyt to take to lanta from there.

-peeman

A preliminary walk around my hotel indicates that there are more massage parlours per street than in any Skvy Soi.

However before you get too excited, the masseuses are either well past their sale by date (and given how Thai women do not show their age, that is being kind) or bluntly too unattractive to make it to the seamy shores go Bangkok.
Prices are comparable with Chiang Mai; I did not sample the quality.

It is a BYO place on first glance.

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1496527]A preliminary walk around my hotel indicates that there are more massage parlours per street than in any Skvy Soi.

However before you get too excited, the masseuses are either well past their sale by date (and given how Thai women do not show their age, that is being kind) or bluntly too unattractive to make it to the seamy shores go Bangkok.

Prices are comparable with Chiang Mai; I did not sample the quality.

It is a BYO place on first glance.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you are at the Wangcome Hotel. Take a walk over to the Wiang Inn. There is a karoke bar in the basement open at night. When I was there they had 4 girls, a couple real lookers. I think it was 1500bht take out or rent a VIP room for a bit more. I stayed at that hotel and took one to my room. She spent the night and was happy with a 500bht tip.

Pogo

[QUOTE=TimTimGuy;1494054]Enjoy the diving! If you want a bed buddy, better to bring her with you. ALL the hotels are girl friendly, but you will have to find backpackers interested in the same thing you are, that is, getting laid and moving on, instead of local talent. If bringing a friend with you, you will need to spend some time finding a PYT who will go with you. If you have a few days in Phuket, tell a few girls on Bangla Road what you want, and test drive before the rental. Look forward to your report! TTG[/QUOTE]Not all the hotels in Ao Nang are girlfriendly. For instance Mercure is not, it charges a hefty joiner fee

Technically for the Myanmar threads but 'boom-boom' readily available across the border from Mai Sai.

My yuk-yuk driver was most disappointed in that I refused the opportunity.

As to Mai Sai. Go down left of Thai Gate and follow road to the right under the border crossing bridge. Local brothels along the road and hard drinking clubs.

Supect any yuk yuk driver will know where to go. But you have to be desperate!

I have been to most of the more regular places but now I am looking for someone a little less in you face where I can enjoy a relaxing holiday and still indulge in some night time activity. I am not into massage or discos just a nice meal then bar for a few drinks followed by a nice takeaway, so I am wondering if Hau Hin would be somewhere that would be my type of place.

[QUOTE=Frankfurter; 1493148]I know this doesn't belong here but I didn't find any other way.

Question:

What do I wrong when I search a thread for a key word and the summary page comes with the applicable entries. When I then click on "Go to post" it gets me SOMEWHERE but certainly (and never!) to that particular post. That's a little annoying, or what do I do wrong?

Many thanks, appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Having got a list of search matches, open another web page to ISG and use it to LOGOFF, retaining your search results in the other tab. Then try opening each search list link in another tab so as not to destroy the search results. Having logged off, you might find the links suddenly work again, however you needed to be logged on to do the thread search I think.

That was how I got round the problem.

[QUOTE=Riverstar;1498525]now I am looking for someone a little less in you face where I can enjoy a relaxing holiday and still indulge in some night time activity.[/QUOTE]I don't know Hua Hin but my personal choice is Ao Nang (Krabi). More laid back, a few reasonable bars but not in-your-face like Pattaya or Phuket and a place you could go to with your wife / gf (if you had to!)

[QUOTE=Merrman;1498607]I don't know Hua Hin but my personal choice is Ao Nang (Krabi). More laid back, a few reasonable bars but not in-your-face like Pattaya or Phuket and a place you could go to with your wife / gf (if you had to!)[/QUOTE]Thanks, I will check it out

[QUOTE=Riverstar;1498525]I have been to most of the more regular places but now I am looking for someone a little less in you face where I can enjoy a relaxing holiday and still indulge in some night time activity. I am not into massage or discos just a nice meal then bar for a few drinks followed by a nice takeaway, so I am wondering if Hau Hin would be somewhere that would be my type of place.[/QUOTE]I am planning to go to Hua Hin next week. I am not specifically planning to go for any mongering but some other interests. However, as any male is, I will be susceptible to the approaches of any lady offering to keep me company on the beach, in bed.

*fishing, boating, kite boarding.

I will despite my innate determination not to, find myself supping beer or two in the evening. I will comment later.

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1498953]I am planning to go to Hua Hin next week. I am not specifically planning to go for any mongering but some other interests. However, as any male is, I will be susceptible to the approaches of any lady offering to keep me company on the beach, in bed.

*fishing, boating, kite boarding.

I will despite my innate determination not to, find myself supping beer or two in the evening. I will comment later.[/QUOTE]I look forward to reading your report

MPs: they vary from ones where the masseuses don't know that there is any part of the male body between its navel and its knees to ones where the masseuse said, before the massage started,"I take off everything. Boom boom," note not even a "?". It was assumed that that was part of the service for Baht 300 plus tip Baht 500.

Generally better quality that Chiang Mai (Tick Tock will be pleased to hear this. But then I am his ignore list)

For those that ask if the Hilton is g / f. All I can say is that I had breakfast in a cafe opposite the main entrance, three obvious BGs walked out flashing an invitational smile in my directions. Looks like I look like 'baht, ' 'baht, ' 'baht, ' and more 'baht. '

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1501552]MPs: they vary from ones where the masseuses don't know that there is any part of the male body between its navel and its knees to ones where the masseuse said, before the massage started,"I take off everything. Boom boom," note not even a "?". It was assumed that that was part of the service for Baht 300 plus tip Baht 500.

Generally better quality that Chiang Mai (Tick Tock will be pleased to hear this. But then I am his ignore list)

For those that ask if the Hilton is g / f. All I can say is that I had breakfast in a cafe opposite the main entrance, three obvious BGs walked out flashing an invitational smile in my directions. Looks like I look like 'baht, ' 'baht, ' 'baht, ' and more 'baht. '[/QUOTE]Hi Schrchin!

Will be in HH next week and staying at the Centara.

Usually go across for MP HJ but have not found any good BJ and boom boom MP.

Can you give a tip?