Any latest info on getting laid in Vanuatu? All posts seem old.
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Any latest info on getting laid in Vanuatu? All posts seem old.
MP's:
There's a growing number of MP's that offer extras. 2 or 3 facilities employ Nivan girls who absolutely love to see white cock and will give you a HJ / BJ for 2000-5000 VUV. Before covid most of the MP's that offered extras were Chinese run which were expensive and the girls were usually bored and uninterested, this doesn't seem to be the case post covid as they all shut down, however during my most recent visit to Vanuatu 2 weeks ago I've seen a new MP parlour in tebakor area which looks Chinese run but haven't tried it out yet.
Hookers:
Mostly found on weekends at bars at night time or sporadically on the street from 5 pm-11 pm (usually from Thursday to Sunday nights). The street girls are harder to find unless you have a local guide assisting. I've tried driving around the streets and asked suspicious looking girls but haven't had any success but I've had a few beers with fellow mongers who have had some success at this. Local street girls range from ok to 150 kg hairy beasts so buyer beware.
Meeting girls at bars:
I've had success at night clubs and bars. Basically if you see a girl looking at your, you will need to initiate the conversation. I've only had limited success here as I'm more into MP's, but it's pretty easy to pick up at the nightclubs and bars in town. My little trick was to have a nap at 8 pm and wake up at 11 pm and have my first beer at 11:15 pm and then head out to find a girl at a bar. Drunk girls in vila are extremely easy to pick up and are easily persuaded if you buy them a couple of drinks and offer them a hot shower at your hotel.
From my latest trip to Vanuatu:
Pretty much all the massage parlours (except a few) offer extras. And of that list, most of them (if you ask nicely) will offer outcall services. I went to one place and propositioned a young ni-van masseuse to come back to the hotel when she finished work. She gave me her phone number and organised her and another mid twenties girlfriend of hers to come over for a few drinks and a night of hot steamy sex for all 3 of us. No money was exchanged, they just wanted a night of fun. All I did was provide some whiskey and Coca Cola and condoms. Woohoo.
[QUOTE=PacificDude;2810255]MP's:
There's a growing number of MP's that offer extras. 2 or 3 facilities employ Nivan girls who absolutely love to see white cock and will give you a HJ / BJ for 2000-5000 VUV. Before covid most of the MP's that offered extras were Chinese run which were expensive and the girls were usually bored and uninterested, this doesn't seem to be the case post covid as they all shut down, however during my most recent visit to Vanuatu 2 weeks ago I've seen a new MP parlour in tebakor area which looks Chinese run but haven't tried it out yet.
Hookers:
Mostly found on weekends at bars at night time or sporadically on the street from 5 pm-11 pm (usually from Thursday to Sunday nights). The street girls are harder to find unless you have a local guide assisting. I've tried driving around the streets and asked suspicious looking girls but haven't had any success but I've had a few beers with fellow mongers who have had some success at this. Local street girls range from ok to 150 kg hairy beasts so buyer beware.
Meeting girls at bars:
I've had success at night clubs and bars. Basically if you see a girl looking at your, you will need to initiate the conversation. I've only had limited success here as I'm more into MP's, but it's pretty easy to pick up at the nightclubs and bars in town. My little trick was to have a nap at 8 pm and wake up at 11 pm and have my first beer at 11:15 pm and then head out to find a girl at a bar. Drunk girls in vila are extremely easy to pick up and are easily persuaded if you buy them a couple of drinks and offer them a hot shower at your hotel.[/QUOTE]Where are the nivan massage girls located.
[QUOTE=Strayboy01;2856882]Where are the nivan massage girls located.[/QUOTE]I don't want to give away the business name or location on a public forum, but there's at least 2 I know of and they're extremely easy to find in a small town like Port Vila.
[QUOTE=Nivanthai;1295176]Vanuatu is a very easy place to smash.
Although the ratio of hot to not in Vanuatu is pretty bad, although they are some stunners with nice arse face and tits if you look hard enough.
The electro cafe nightclub is the best I have found plenty of girls there.
One Saturday night I went there and started talking to a couple of gorgeous nivans. Couldn't decide which one to go 4 at first but after buying them a couple of drinks I made up my mind. We drank and danced for a while. I was grinding her on the dancefloor and squeesing her nice firm black ass.
As the nightclub closed she said to me "bae mi follow yu?" meaning she wanted to come back with me. We went back to the hibiscas a very girl friendly accomadation. We drank some tusker and atlas there for a bit then went to my room. She was realy horny and stripped streaght away lieing on the bed calling me. Her tits were amazing..[/QUOTE]-UPDATE 2026 (13 years later) -.
It's 2026 now, and I originally shared this back in 2013. I was 19 at the time, living mostly on Pentecost Island with occasional trips back to Port Vila and Santo. These days I'm 34 and based in Southeast Asia, and I'the be really interested to hear if anyone has been back to Port Vila, Vanuatu recently and what it's like now. The Chinese were taking control or starting to flood money into the city 13 years ago so I imagine they've achieved quite a level of control by now. I'm hoping to return in the next few years, mostly for the kava. I've become a big kava enthusiast over time and genuinely enjoy it, I've spent time living among Fijians and Ivano-Vanuatu, Tongans, and even Samoans. If you are visiting Vanuatu, don't look down on Kava. Try it and try it several times because it takes some time to get into it but it's well worth it once you realize what it really is.
Looking back, I'm not the same person I was in my early 20's. I'm not as much of a womanizer as I used to be. After years of traveling and living that lifestyle, it just doesn't hold the same appeal anymore. You do eventually get bored of it. That said, I'm not pretending I've completely stopped, just that it's far less frequent now.
I still sometimes think about a girl I met back then, in 2013. Her name was Vanessa. After the third time we met, she was really pushing for me to speak to her father. I was 19 and clearly not looking for anything serious. Not long after, I went back to Pentecost without telling her where I was going, deleted her number, and cut contact completely. I remember even feeling slightly worried that her family might somehow track me down.
Strange memories to look back on now. I just hope her family didn't treat her too harshly because of me, and that she's gone on to have a happy life. Funny how much your perspective changes over time.