Video Footage of FKK Artemis
Just saw this on Bravo tv channel tonight (UK Sky digital channel). Its actually repeated on Bravo +1 at 1.30 am for all u in the UK.
But for the rest of u guys, here is 5 minutes of high quality footage of this elaborate club from the Bravo website.
[url]http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html[/url]
I always find the presenter of this series Ashley Hames entertaining, but I reckon he really isnt that into sex....
What is the logic behind the 60 Euro
Why is it that the price for normal sex is 60 Euros at Artemis, and 50 Euros everywhere else. Is the extra 10 euro some sort of bonus to the girls or shared by the management or due to the fact that Artemis is in Berlin, so cost of living is higher than other parts of Germany ?
Could someone clear this out for me please.
Thanks!
Report FKK Artemis 25.04.07
Visit Artemis 25.04.07, 14.30-00.00
With a few days on business in Berlin I decided to give Artemis a look. For some background, I have been with about 35-40 working girls, primarily in Dubai, Turkey and Thailand. I was in Berlin for a night in February and enjoyed the company of Miranda at Kamilla La Dee. This time though, I had more time & cash, so it was off to Artemis.
I won’t go into the details at the beginning, suffice to say it was easy to get to off public transportation and easy to find. If I was one of the guys in the tyre place out front, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate knowing what was going on inside the building next door.
After paying my €70 I received a white robe (not the yellow I was expecting). Changed, showered and it was off to see what this place was all about.
Walked in to the upstairs bar (I’ll refer to this area as the bar and the downstairs area as the wellness). About a dozen women sitting around, as well four were sitting playing on the card machines at the entrance to the bar and half a dozen men.
I walked around and checked out all the areas I had read about, and went downstairs. Another six women laying on the lounges at the bottom of these stairs – I was to discover that there is a small group who hang out on these lounges with only the occasional walk around the bar area. If you like one of them, best to approach them in their favoured location.
Wellness area was also quiet, a few men reading or sleeping on the sun lounges and three or four women around the bar. Satisfied I had scoped out the area, it was back to the bar.
I ordered a drink and checked out the ladies on offer. Wednesday was Dessous day, so the ladies were dressed in lingerie – although some lingerie didn’t leave a lot to the imagination. It was quite nice – not having seen them naked I can’t compare – but nice lingerie can be quite erotic.
Before too long, a tall, well built leggy blonde made her way to where I was. She sat down and she introduced herself as Dorean. She was from Berlin, 21-22 years old. Her English was excellent, and she had nice blue eyes. I am a sucker for nice blue eyes and blonde hair, so after chatting for about 5 minutes, I accepted her invitation to go upstairs. I must say, in those five minutes, it was all very relaxed and I was not put under any pressure at all.
Following Dorean up the stairs, I saw she had a nice rear end – meaty and enough to grab on to. She was also very tall in her thigh high leopard skin boots – she told me they are her trademark…bookmark that into your mind!
First room – the Safari room. Quite appropriate for a girl with leopard skin boots. Dorean had given me the price rundown downstairs, so it was straight into the action. Everything was available – CIM, COF, anal. The first two were € 50 extra and the third € 100 (this is in addition to the € 60 standard).
We undressed and we started kissing. She has a killer body – breasts 34-36C’s, very firm with nice sized nipples. I had a suck on those puppies for a while.
I usually don’t go for kissing (I’ve probably only done it with three or four working ladies in the past) but she was so nice that I couldn’t help it. From there she went to a BBBJ, and she was pretty good at that too. She told me that DATY was available, and she was so nice and pink that I had to go down and taste it. She seemed to enjoy it and made the right moans and movements. She was also getting pretty wet in there – no artificial lube needed. I came up for air and some more kissing.
I like watching girls masturbate, and when I asked her she did it without hesitation. She lay back and worked herself with both hands, rubbing her clit and fingering herself at the same time. I was raring to go after watching this, so Dorean slipped the condom on and I slipped it in. We started in some nice missionary, and she continued to kiss and keep her eyes open (I have found many ladies will close their eyes – I like to look into their eyes in this position), all the while a large smile on her face. We also kissed some more while I built up a nice steady rhythm.
I then switched her around to doggy to have a look at that great arse. We went at it this way for a little while, she was bouncing back onto me, and she would look back over her shoulder and give me some great smiles. She would also flick that platinum blonde air around, and I grabbed it and held on like a rodeo rider. She didn’t mind that at all.
I wanted to make this last as long as possible, but all good things must come to an end. I asked Dorean how long to go, and she told me five minutes…it felt like I had been with her for a lot longer than 25….I had agreed to a COF so with a few last strokes I pulled out and she spun around and took the condom off. A few quick jerks from her and I unloaded a week’s worth onto her beautiful face – (I had been storing it up) – with an incredible orgasm-the type that does not come along very often, that rips from the very depth of your stomach. Her eyes were open the entire time – very unusual – and after the first spurt across the bridge of the nose the rest went around her lips and cheeks. She was happy to play with it on her face for a bit before wiping it off. I literally collapsed back onto the bed and she lay down beside me and gave me some more kissing.
It was without doubt my best provider experience ever – not even beautiful Marya, my Russian favourite from Dubai, was this good. Dorean, apart from being physically attractive was attentive, good fun, no pressure and a complete GFE. For those of you who like the GFE, you couldn’t go past Dorean. It even tempted this jaded john into liking the GFE!
End of Part 1
Artemis 25.04.07 Part 2
After paying Dorean (my legs were still weak and I almost didn’t make it down the stairs – luckily Dorean is a lot taller than me in her high boots and helped me down) I went downstairs to the wellness. I noticed the crowd had built up slightly since the 30 minutes I had been with Dorean, but the six or so girls were still grouped around the lounge at the base of the stairs.
My plan between sessions was to spend 15 minutes in the Bio-Sauna, then a quick dip in the pool and recover with some juice and water. So basically this is what I did. I noticed that some men had newspapers and books and were relaxing in the sun lounges around the pool, some were even sleeping – a good idea if that is your thing. After about 30 mins in the wellness, I went back upstairs to the bar.
The bar had filled up a bit more, and I sipped on a few more juices while checking out the lovely ladies. A few more had come in and there were probably 25 women present at this time. While sitting there, six or so women came up and chatted to me – varying degrees of English, but after some small talk, a polite “ no-thanks, I’m resting, maybe later” worked every time. I never felt under pressure or hard sell.
At 5pm, 90 mins after my incredible experience with Dorean ended, I noticed Kim. Much smaller than Dorean, tallish (but wearing high heels) and quite young looking. Long blonde hair, dark eyes – hair cut across her eyes in a fringe, with a sun-face tattoo on her left collarbone.
I called her over and her English was OK. She was from Poland, and was 19 (although she looked 18 ) and was quiet and demure. I agreed to go upstairs with her – I was there to try all types but it seemed my blonde tastes were winning out.
This time room 10, the Flamenco room. When Kim removed her lingerie, I was amazed at how small she was. I’m not large by any stretch of the imagination, but she looked too small to be able to take a finger…but I tried anyway. She started with a BBBJ, and soon I had her back fingering herself while I watched. She wasn’t as enthusiastic at it as Dorean, but tried hard none the less. She has small breasts – 32A or maybe a B – no more than a hand full – so I licked and sucked those. We then got down to the business – with some artificial lubrication I started in the missionary position.
No kissing, but she is pretty enough to be able to look down on, and moaned and made the right noises – although she did close her eyes quite a bit. As you would expect from someone so small, she is quite a tight fit, but comfortable. I was getting a bit tired so she had a go in cowgirl – but she seemed to like looking at herself in the mirror – so after a bit of this I moved her around into doggy – my stock standard position.
This was very nice, and with her little blackhole looking up at me (although it was more light brown than black) I thought what the heck. After checking she did it that way (…yes, of course…) and the application of more lubrication, I pushed it in. I thought I was going to have the life squeezed out of the old fella…she was so bloody tight. I guess what do you expect from one so small. She didn’t seem to mind, and I set up a nice rhythm after a slow start. Kim continued to make the right noises and I was feeling pretty good.
This being the second go-around, it was going to take a bit so as we approached the 30 minute mark, Kim gave me the 5 minute warning. Not wanting to force anything, I told her that I would extend for the hour (this was turning into a nice little earner for her!) so continued to go nicely into her cute little bum. By changing my rhythm, I was able to keep going, but my legs were starting to cramp up (ahh getting old) so I sped up. After my first COF with Dorean I thought Kim might like some of the same (…of course with a smile and €50 later) so she took my second load onto her cute little face. Reached for the towel more quickly than Dorean did.
We still had 15 minutes to go in the second hour so she offered a massage to finish off. I accepted her offer and she rubbed my back and legs for the time, while we chatted as best we could. She was sitting cross-legged beside me and looking at her cute little body as she sat there made we want to go again! She is very nicely tanned and her small pink pussy lips are very inviting.
Let me say that this room is very noisy – as it had been a warm day, we had the window open and when the train went past it sounded like it was coming through the wall. If you are easily out off by noise, ask for one of the rooms that overlooks the carpark at the front.
It was 6pm by this time and dinner was being served. I went through my usual post-activity routine and went up to dinner about 6.30pm. The dining room is a bit college-cafeteria like, but I’ve never seen beauties like the ones I saw there in any college cafeteria!
After dinner and some chat with a nice German gentleman and an attractive young lady, it was back to the bar area. I had asked Dorean earlier if she had a friend who she played with, and she does, so I intended on having her and a friend. This is one of the dilemma’s of the FKK – do you continue to go for variety or if you find one you connect with, do you go for that?
Over the next hour or so, the crowd built up and there was around 40 men and 60 women by 8pm. There always seemed to be more than enough women, and very few men were there on their own (like I was). Quite a few groups of friends among the men, enjoying themselves in this great atmosphere.
I had not been able to catch Dorean for a while – she was one busy girl (if her performance with me was anything to go by, I’m not surprised). A cute blonde had been catching my eye for a while, so when she came past me I said hello and she sat down. After a bit of chit-chat, I found out her name was Jenny and she was German. A nice body, good English and recommended by the German gentleman from dinner. A large tattoo on her upper arm. Breasts at the 34C mark, and firm.
This time it was the 101 Nights room – nice with large double mirrors. Jenny started with a nice BBBJ, and as this was #3, I thought it would take some work. She was very good at the BJ, better than the previous two. We did this for a while, and I then got behind her for some doggy. I was a little sore after spending so much time in Kim’s tight holes so this time, it wasn’t quite working. It was nothing wrong with Jenny’s action – she even asked if I wanted to upsell to anal – but the BJ earlier had been too good and I was ready for that, so we switched back to the BJ.
Unusually, Jenny did not offer CIM or COF, so as she continued her excellent BJ I layed back and enjoyed it. Finally I asked her to pull away and I finished in another explosive rush. Jenny cleaned me up and lay beside me for a bit, before our time was up and we headed down to the lockers where I paid her. Jenny was a nice girl, tried very hard and gave a great BJ – recommended.
End of Part 2
Part 3
Back downstairs, and the crowd had built up quite considerably. A lot of new girls had come in and there was now quite a collection. Some were dancing on the various podiums set up for this and there was plenty of movement up and down the stairs to the rooms. Resting between sessions is a good way to check out which girls are popular and which pretty well lay around doing nothing. I sat at the bar for a while and moved around different couches, and took in the views.
Everywhere you looked there was a fine lady prancing around, flaunting whatever she had. During this time I was approached by several ladies, but as the clock was winding down for me I wanted to finish off with Dorean and her friend.
Dorean’s play-friend was a larger woman by the name of Tatiana, from Croatia. Older than the other girls there (I think she said she was 37), and bigger, she was still one of those women who exude sexuality. She may not be the slim 18 yo model type, but you can tell that she enjoys herself, and her work. I had seen her several times across the course of the afternoon, and she was always happy and flirting with the men. Some of the younger girls could learn a thing off her about developing a chemistry before going for the “You want sex..” approach.
Tatiana ended up sitting with me for about 30 mins as we waited for Dorean to finish (busy girl that one). Soon I saw the blonde beauty come into the bar, and Tatiana was off in a rush to grab her. Dorean came over to the couch and the three of us had a drink with some playful groping. Then we were off to the room – this time the Blue Nights room (I think it is next to the Safari room). Nice room, big double mirrors – just right for a 3 way romp!
The pricing was € 60 standard for each of the girls and € 50 each for the full-lesbian treatment. Once in the room and it was kisses all round, at one point we were having a nice 3 way kiss! There was plenty of laughing and joking around, these two knew their business and they were enjoying themselves and each other. Soon Tatiana and I were one each on Dorean’s great tits, and simultaneously fingering her. I had one finger in Dorean and the other in Tatiana. The girls then pushed me back and went into a double BBBJ. Taking turns between sucking and kissing each other. They then went at each other – full on tongue kissing and sucking of tits before going for each other’s pussies. Now this was not some soft-core porn pretend to lick and touch as I have had before – these two went at each other like they meant it (and I think they did).
There were moans and groans coming from both of them, and I was pretty keen to get into the action. As Tatiana continued to lick Dorean, I moved behind her and slid straight in doggy style. It was great to watch Dorean laid back, enjoying Tatiana’s licking and I could look straight at her. She never stopped smiling and laughing, and looked me straight in the eye as we enjoyed Tatiana in different ways. Tatiana asked me to slap her ample butt, which I did, and it seemed to spur her on. As hard as I could slap, she kept wanting more.
With all that was going on, I felt #4 starting to build. Not wanting to end just yet, I had the girls go into 69 and I lay beside them. Dorean was on top and I had a great view of her licking at Tatiana’s pussy, and she was especially working the clit. Soon, Tatiana started bucking her hips and it was all Dorean could do to hold on. If Tatiana was faking her orgasm, she did a great job of it! In between licking Tatiana, Dorean would lean over and suck me or give me a kiss – always with those big blue eyes open.
As we approached our 30 minute mark, I wanted to reward the girls for their show and offered them a double COF…(…yes, of course…). When I gave the word, they positioned themselves and I shot into their faces (I was surprised at how much I had left!) and they then kissed and tongued each other with my juice still over their faces. We then went into a three way kiss and it was all good! I collapsed back onto the bed and they wiped their faces off, before laying beside me and we all had a good laugh and some more kissing and fondling (even after I came, one lay either side of me and they kissed over the top of me).
The thing that stands out from this session is that it was fun – I am a realist enough to know that money is involved – but in all my experience I have never encountered a session like this where the girls seemed to like working with each other and that came across in the way they interacted with me.
Too soon I was back at the lockers paying these beauties and I knew it was time to call it a night. Here is the second great dilemma – when do you call it a night? The lure to go back in one more time is so strong that after my shower I did just that – went back to the bar where I shared a mineral water with Dorean and Tatiana – before Dorean was taken not five minutes after walking back in and Tatiana also went to do more work. Another mineral water on a couch, watching the amazing women walk by, and it really was time to go. My first experience at an FKK was at an end, 9.5 hours after it began!
Summary:
#1 Dorean, German 21-22. BBBJ/DATY/Mish/Doggy/COF Absolutely stunning, GFE.10/10, five stars, call it what you will. The reason after every bad session we keep coming back for more. 10/10/10
#2 Kim, Polish 19. BBBJ/Mish/Doggy/Anal/COF/Massage. Nice session, 8/10. The train going past was a distraction. Nice small body if you like that. It was always going to be tough after Dorean. 9/7/8
#3 Jenny, German mid-20’s. BBBJ/Doggy. A tough one for Jenny as I was really after a double with Dorean but took Jenny as a filler. Great BJ, tried to upsell to Anal and would probably be enthusiastic. Nice girl, no CIM or COF. 8/7/6
#4 MFF with Dorean and Tatiana, Croatia, late 30’s. Hard-Core Lesbian/BBBJ/Doggy/Double COF. Fantastic & Fun session with two women who seemed to enjoy what they were doing. Anything with Dorean is a GFE. 10/10
Observations & Comments:
The sheer variety of women on offer was surprising. There were older women, younger ones, blonde, brunette, red head, dark skin, light skin, small breasts, large breasts…you get the picture. If you can’t find “your” type there, “your” type ain’t human, and you could probably be a topic on a Jerry Springer show “Tonight we meet a man who can’t find a woman at an FKK” (Crowd…Ohhhh…)
The ratings are really subjective, and what I would rate a 10 you may not. One of my best mates is into the dark skin Latino women – while I am a blonde-light skin man – and we both would have found a 10 amongst the women. I would say there were 6-10’s there – again, very subjective.
The girls were not aggressive at all. I’ve experienced Cyclone, Rattlesnake, Soi Cowboy and some pretty seedy back bars in Turkey and these girls were pussycats compared to them. Some were so disinterested (the group that hung out at the foot of the stairs or those that spent most of their night on the card machines) that I wondered why they were there at all. Generally, if you said you were relaxing, or not ready, or just a polite “maybe later”, they left you alone. Most are nice enough for a chat and some small talk – but don’t waste their time.
The FKK would be great with a group of friends (or even just one friend) you could go with and share the non-girl time with. A few times I was sitting alone watching groups of friends enjoy the atmosphere and the girls, and it would be an outstanding place for that. I guess that is where it all started.
I had no problems going there on a Wednesday afternoon. It gets a lot busier later, but it was nice to get there, chill out and find my bearings without the action-charged atmosphere of later on. Plus I was able to get Dorean without waiting. Later she would be grabbed as soon as she walked into the room.
I found the shower facilities to be a little awkward. When drying yourself after a shower, there was very little room to do so between the sinks and the wall, as well as being a thoroughfare for the toilet. Also the showers that only stay on for 20 seconds are a bit annoying.
Try not to get a room on the railway tracks (10 or above I think), one of the rooms in the middle overlooking the carpark is best. Of course, there are a lot of places within the complex that you can be with a lady if that is what you want.
I did not see any significant kino action, but the girls certainly patrol that area. I only spent a few minutes in a kino. I had my eye on a nice brunette who was in the kino alone, but when I went in to sit beside her, I found out she did not speak English so that sort of put me off. A Russian guy came in and they went to the back of the Kino.
The € 70 entrance pays for itself in the long run. I was there for 9. 5 hours – so that is €7. 50 per hour. Take out the 2. 5 hours I actually spent with the girls, and that comes to € 10 an hour. For that tenner, I drank copious amounts of juice and mineral water (more than € 10 worth), had a reasonable dinner and several sessions in the sauna and pool. As well I got to look at some of the finest female flesh on the planet. And if I wanted, they were all there for me. I just needed to say the word.
There’s no need to say where I’m going tonight.
Cheers
Dogger862