Cozumel

Was in Playa Del Carmen in September. Two places that I did not see on the board,Babes and Malibu"s I wanted to post a report about. Both places are located practically right next to each other on the main Hwy right outside the city. Malibu"s is a huge Mexican restaurant that has girls in it that come to your table that you can have sex with. The Restaurant was great,full to the max with people spending lots of money on food and drink,both times I was there. Everyone was Mexican in the place,I was the only American in there both times. The girl"s were not as good as the restaurant,all being 4 and 5"s. Still it was a neat atmosphere,the local Mexican population knows how to have fun in in that place.

Babes was full the one time I went there and the girls were about 2 points better. So around 6 and 7"s in there. Saw one 9,but that was it. At least the place had a half decent crowd, because Acapulco Heat was closed at this time,and Chilly Willy"s had very few people in it. Plus Chilly Willy"s is much farther out and will cost you more for the Cab ride.

This is not the season,so it is probably better during the tourist season.

Playa Del Carmen is a short Ferry ride from Cozumel and can be seen from the island. There is also alott more to do in Playa then Cozumel when it comes to night life on 5th Ave in Playa. Its worth the ferry ride.
Went back to Malibu"s,in Playa,for a third time. The restraunt was full again, it opens in the afternoon and seems to be always full. There was no cover charge either. So its a good place to go if you want a rockin atmosphere. I asked the price to have sex with 2 different girls that came to my table. One asked for $150 pesos,the other $200 Pesos. That means they were only going to charge $15 TO $20 dollars. They may make you pay more once you get to the back room, I don"t know. But if you can have sex with a girl for $15-$20 dollars,even if she is only a 5. It might be worth it. Did see 3 different girls in Malibu"s that might rate a 7, if you count all 3 times I was there, but that might even be pushing it. More like 6 and a half. most of them are not that great. Also did not find any of the places "Walking Around" was talking about. The only places I found were Chilly Willies,Malibu"s and Babes. In Babes the girl wanted $130 to go back to my hotel for 2 hours.

Great timely report Muffdiver!! I am spending a week in Playa in November and I only heard of Chilly Willies in previous posts here.


Some other place I've found on the net is:

1) Trician Massage - (advertised in local tourist guide magazing) The location is, and I quote, "on a dirt street just off Avenida 30 (approximately calle 28). Tell the cab driver (should cost 15 pesos one way--don't have him wait, since you can always catch a cab back on Avenida 30) that you want to go to "El Fogon" on Ave.30 near calle 28 (there's another one on Ave. 30, so make sure he understands you want the one near calle 28). Then walk the 100 feet to the entrance (past "La Selva" cantina--didn't check it out but possibly interesting), look for a yellow painted entranceway with iron gate. Keep buzzing until you get an answer (they're slow to respond)."

Any other hobbyists have any recommendations for Playa??

Greek

Someone told me about another place,that is suppose to be the best in Playa Del Carmen, "El Marlin Safari",on Ave Juarez directly across the hwy. Have not been inside yet, but looked good from the outside. Is also very close to Babes and Malibu"s.

Back in June, my cousin and I left our families at the cruise ship docks and went strolling in Cozumel. We stumbled upon the Green House and decided to down a few brews and take in some eye candy before returning to the ship.

I have been to a lot of strip clubs in the US and have never come across any that was along the brothel style such as this one. However, experience was a good one. There were about 10 ladies sitting around the bar area listening to music and observing us. No pressure as they spoke very little if any English. I made eye contact with a petite honey from Venazuela name Alene - georgeous young lady of about 25. She sat and told me her story.

I got a few Private dances in the back and was offered more for a about $130 US (including the house charge). Tried to talk her down but still would not have gone thru with it because we had to get back to the ship.

Great looking ladies in this place with no hassles.

Will be in Playa de Carmen the first week of January. Does anyone have info on the best and hottest places and / or girls.

Your help is needed.

Recently in Cozumel, and it's one of my fav relaxation spots. Some thoughts:

Cozumel is not a dedicated monger destination, but has a nice combination of tourist activities, nice hotels, good restaurants, shopping, great diving, and of course chicas. Hotels in Cozumel range from $30 a night basic accommodations some with a/c & tv, to high end $200 a night places. There are also many nice all inclusive places, but most are a long way from town and could cost $20 cab fare each way.

There are several very good restaurants offering a range of cuisine, including a couple really good Italian places and of course seafood is abundant everywhere, but not cheap. Actually a little side note here, for anyone who has not been to Coz for a few years, you will be shocked. Cozumel now has malls, a movie complex, and unfortunately a host of U.S. fast food joints including Mc Donald's, DQ, Pizza Hut to name a few. The economy seems to revolve around the armada of cruise ships that arrive almost daily. A nice meal can be in the $30-$50 range, but there are many lower cost options all the way to very good taco places where you can eat for $5 or $6, most are a little out of the way though.

Most visitors rarely venture much past the main drag, (Ave Melgar) unfortunately, as you will get a very different experience as you move in farther. There are two business districts one close to the waterfront for tourists, the other as you approach Ave 30 to Ave 65, where the locals do their business. Other than restaurants where you can just point (menus are in spanish) at what you want, a little spanish would be helpful in this part of town. The prices and attitudes change as you move into the city.

There is a wide variety of tourist activities here sailing, fishing, snorkel tours, shopping, or just doing the beach thing. The east side of the island is practically deserted other than a few very funky bars and restaurants and has great beaches. The shinning star of activities here is the diving. If you hook up with the right dive operation and they get to know you and are comfortable with your abilities, you can go to some of the best dive sites in this part of the world.

Now for the mongering, there are several options in Cozumel for chicas. One thing I have noticed though is that there seems to be a lot of turnover among the chicas and one place may be good this time and it is somewhere else next time. I should also mention that my method is usually to find one girl and hook up for a few days instead of having a large number of partners. I go frequently, so I see who the new girls are and am always looking for that diamond in the rough, that new girl, young, sweet and not jaded yet. I will get phone #,s, email, and stay in contact, write love letters etc. I may see that girl for a few trips until she moves on, or develops an attitude.

The most popular place recently has been Caribbean Queen. It is located a few miles from town ($8-$10 cab fare). CQ is bar with rooms out back, the rooms are nice with showers. There is a stage where girls dance naked, but have never figured out the schedule, if they have one. There is a large screen with porno playing all the time. Drinks aren't outrageous, don't know about mixed drinks but cervazas $2 or$3, chica drinks are $7, I believe, there is no cover charge. I have seen as many as 40 girls there and as few as 10, sometimes you can get whiplash looking around at all the hotties and the next time have to look hard to find someone you like. The asking price is $100 + $30 for the room for one hour some girls are negotiable some are not. For toda la noche I have been quoted $200-$300 + $50 bar fine and these were from young good looking girls. I suspect less for 5's or 6's in late 20's to early 30's. I should mention that you may have problems getting girls in your room at most hotels and will need to make arrangements before hand if possible. Hours are from 8PM-9PM till early morning.

Another place that is popular is Salsa located near the international cruise ship pier. This place caters to cruise ship passengers and crew. If there are ships in port they are open, but close late afternoon or early evening when the boats leave. The prices here are better $60-$80 dollars an hour, but these are high volume chicas. I have been told the popular ones mat do 10-20 guys on a good day. I have had trouble finding girls I like here, if they are there you have to look around they seem to hide in nooks and around corners. The only english spoken here is increments of time and money. There doesn't seem to be any interest in going to hotels.

The Greenhouse Cigar Bar is located downtown. They usually have a stable of 6 to 12 girls most in there late 20' to early 30's. Though I have pulled a couple novias out of here, both young local girls, the selection is generally weak. It isn't a bad place to go for a drink and a cigar in the afternoon though. The asking price is $100 + $30 for the room, but varies considerably depending on the girl.

Platinos is a strip club that recently moved to a beautiful new building. Unfortunately since the move prices have gone up and the quality has gone down, sometimes way down. I used to really like the old place downtown it was expensive even 5 or 6 years ago, but talk about hotties. I took a couple movies stars back to my hotel a few years ago one was 18 the other 19, one looked like a young Salma Hayek, only better looking. Even 5 years ago it cost $200 for a couple hours with one of these girls, but I don't know where in the U.S. you would even find a girl of this quality, if you could I am sure it would cost thousands. I keep hoping they will return to caliber of girls they used to have, but unfortunately they haven't. I always go back once each trip just to check.

The other option is the regular bars and discos. These places can be dead or really jumping it depends a lot on the season. The hot place seems to move around a lot to so you have to check when there. The last time I was there it was Senor Frogs, but check Viva Mexico, Joe's Reggae House, maybe Carlos and Charlie's or ask around where to go. Not only do they have drunk horny tourist chicks, but locals go also. There is a good chance to meet some store clerk who needs to supplement her income as they don't get paid very well, or a girl out looking for some fun. You also need to keep in mind that some girls in bars are no longer able to work as a prostitutes because they can't get a health card anymore.

There are few other more local places that I have been told by cab drivers "not for you" so I never checked them out. There is one place I've been and can save you the trouble, I think it is called Mak Chul, do yourself a favor and don't go.

A week ago I was in Playa del Carmen which is on the mainland across from Cozumel. In Cozumel the cab drivers want to take you to the Caribbean Queen. That is the one that is the farthest away. Salsa is close to the cruise ship dock. My understanding is that when the big ships are in Salsa is busy. When I was there on two different days there were several big ships in. After talking to several cab drivers and a local store manager I went to Greenhouse Cigar Bar. It is one block north from the Ferry dock and around the corner to the right. It small, friendly and not too pushy. There were at least four girls there each time, however I only spoke with two. Monica was very nice and Reylene was my choice. A very pleasant girl with a great body and speaks good English. Price $100 + 30 for the very small, but clean room. There was no rush and the two times that I saw her we did it all with much fun and pleasure . The Ferry ride to Cozumel is about 40 minutes and a round trip costs $18.00.

"El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos
in Play Del Carmen

I did finally make it it both El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos, Which is at the end of the parking lot of a huge Grocery store - department store.

El Marlin Safari was really nice inside, I like that one the best of all.

I would go back to El Marlin Safari for the atmophere. Could sit there for a few hours drinking beers and enjoying the club.

Just returned from Cozumel enjoying the week of Carnival. As usual I visted La Salsa on two afternoons. Typical $20 for the room and $70 to $80 for full service. First afternoon I hooked in to two chicas who looked 7 to 8 with service of 7. Next visted was a solo who looked like an 8 and serviced 8+. BBBJ was memorable. Never had any luck at La Salsa with anal action, too conservative for these gals.

3/4 of the gals there, about 15 were 3 and 4's. If I had more time I would check out the Green House or Carribbean Queen. My time was limited, just escaping from my spose for a quick run in to town on two afternoons.

As usual i left with a cool aid smile.

La Salsa is alive and well but you need to be aware that the location may have changed depending on what cruise line you arrive on! Let me clarify.

A previous post said La Salsa was walking distance from the pier. If you arrive at the International Dock, La Salsa is indeed walking distance. If you arrive at the Punta Lagnosta Dock; or by plane or by ferry from Playa De Carmen. Walking is an option, as long as long distance walking is your thing. 5-6 Kilometers!

Be aware that some of the cab drivers have become predatory in that you better ask how much BEFORE you get in the car. It used to be you could go anywhere on the island for $4-$5. Now, if you ask for one of the adult venues, they may try to add on a surcharge of $3-$6 figuring you are thinking with your small head! Remember, this is a country of negotiations.

When you arrive you enter the front door into the pool room. To your right is the "showgirls" lounge with nude dancers who are the same girls you are there choose from. I guess some could use area for auditions. The real action is on the center patio area in the rear. Here you can nurse a beer and select from an almost ever-changing variety of ladies.

I arrived last week, at 1:30 P.M. on a date that had 4 cruise ships sitting in the bay. There were 26 some girls working in all ages, shapes and attitudes. Some looked barely more than school girls. Some looked rode hard and put away wet. In other words, something for everyone.

Once you have selected the your plaything, negotiated the price, keeping in mind the variables.

1. The girl: $40-$100 depending on your negotiating skills; your competition; her competition; her looks; how many have proceeded you in the day; how much she wants to earn that day, etc.
2, The room: $20
3. The condom: $2
4. The towel boy who makes up the room for you: $2
5. The tip: $10-$25

You are ready to lock the door, turn on the air conditioner and let the girl strut her stuff.

ANTHING is available. Paula, mu choice for the hour, made it very clear to me (In passable English considering she had only arrived some 3 months before from Guatemala) that her fee included anal, facials, cum swallow, just about whatever I was up for she was too.

See why I opt for "pay for play".

The down side with Paula is she is assembly line motivated. Get em in, get em up, make em pop, RAWHIDE! I had to remind her, I was in now hurry. I had paid for an hour. While I was happy she was enthusiastic, I wasn't going to pop and run, so to speak.

Once she understood that we were going to be awhile, she settled in for the playtime.

All in all, I spent $120 starting with the the ride from the dock, money well spent in your authors humble oppinion. I will return and often.

I just got back from Cozumel and I can echo what Bird of Prey has written. It is almost eerie in the details. We may have been there at the same time.

OH dude, I remember you! You were coming just as I was coming. No wait, she was coming, then I was, well anyway. It was a good time!

I was in Cozumel last week and had a great time. The Green House Cigar Bar is the place to go. They advertise out front Mens Club and it certainly is that! Not a great selection of cigars but that doesnt seem to be their main product. The back room had a number of young ladies and most were nice looking. Not much haggling about service or price. I sat with Celeste and straight up she said Blow job ,full service $130. 100 for her 30 for the room. We went to the room she left to get a condom came back did a slow dance and got straight to business. Almost like a GFE. She didnt rush and I didnt either. Finished Russian Style. I didnt ask about anal but wish I had. Overall a great time. Cant wait to get back but in the meantime I will go the 150 miles down I35 to Nueva Laredo from SA to do my mongering.

Gotta agree that the Green house cigar bar is a great place. I was there when they first opened (and have been back). First time got with a solid 9.5 by any standards. Other encounters have been less impressive, but good. Anyway, the first girl was young, incredible face and figure, WOW. My wife was getting a massage at the time. I am such a ****

Have also had a few goo times at Carribean Queen but sometimes they are open, and sometimes closed. Very frustrating. They should at least leave the damn gates open so if the bar is closed and the girls are hanging around the rooms, they could stay open for business. After all, I'm not going there just to drink beer.

I've been to Cozumel many times and still haven't figured out where that damn Salsa place is. And god knows I've looked. In my aimless searching I did once find a locals titty bar that offered private dances. I said sure and was given a number, no s***, and I assumed it was 10 or 15 songs away. I left. I'm amazed I made it back to the hotel, much less knowing the directions enough to relate how to get there. I would not recommend anyway so i won't waste a lot of brain power over it.

Don't overlook the women tourists and cruise crowd. I've hooked up with a number over the years. Their ship leaves at 10 or 11pm and, despite what we had together, they had to go. Thank god there was another ship coming in the next morning, or brothes if is was dry.

Snook