Warsaw

Marriot, Radisson and Bristol will not interfere with girls going in accompanied with you. Normal for Warsaw is 200 - 300 euro for all night. Do not use lobby hookers as they want 200 per hour. Stay away from Forum (now Novotel) and all Polish chain (Orbis) hotels as they do not allow girls in to protect their own lobby hookers.
Look up www.warsawshotel.com for apartments from 60 euro per night in Old Town. They are excellent. As regards the various clubs see www.rozrywkawpolsce.com.pl/cgi-bin/kk.wynik for many. Each can be good or bad on any night depending on the girls on duty. Keep taxi foe evening and do a tour until you find best on the night.

For me best place in Warsaw is Villa Rosa (best club in Europe as far as I am concerned). 10 mins out of town, very safe, all taxi drivers know it.

on the warsaw front :

1.places - if you don't want to pay for the brand, and can live in a place that is not just about showing off - then i suggest you take a look at the mdm hotel - its right in the centre of town, and has recently acquired a new boss & new chef, and it seems to be going up in the world.

2. girls in additiona to what has been posted - take a look at http://www.schadzka.com/ (click on the link kobieta szuka faceta - or sponsoring) - its all in polsih - but you can at least get to see some ho's from time time-and they seem to be pretty independent.

there's also a site http://www.sexogloszenia.pl - which has more access to photos, and e-mails without having to log on - you get here ages etc, so just choose "pani szuka pana" and get those mails off - but don't expect an immediate reply - as most do not have immediate access to a computer - so they probably browse at the i-net caf.

3. newspapers - get a local rag eg "zycie warszawy" and in their find the small ads "matrymonialne" - its a bit pot luck - but if you organise yourself well - you can surely find something good within a short space of time.

4. if you don't speak polish, then you may get a ukrainian or belorussian girl - there are plenty in warsaw (and very pretty i may add), so it may be worth to check with a friendly taxi driver about polish girls if that's what you want.

5. taxis - get one for a long-period if you can afford it. try not to use one from near the hotels / or taxi ranks near these places, but take a wander and find a rank close by in more of a residential area. the taxi drivers are also looking for long term contract, and if you negotiate well - you should get one for about 50 bucks / day - try and get a younger guy - he'smore likely to know the hotter places in town.
or get a taxi on the phone - 919- mpt / 9664 / 6464646 - grosik(my favourite) and deal with the guy that collects you. more often than not - he'll be happy to agree a price and turn off his meter - especially if its the week-end when most business types fly off to their wives ! and business is a bit slow (you must remember that in warsaw they have more taxis than they really need - so any extra client is worth its weight in gold)

6. places to go : ground zero (more students) / dekada (more up and coming) / take a look at the web-site http://www.info1.pl/rozrywka/nightclub/warszawa/ - i think it has an english listing and a map, so you should survive - my favourite places are adria - lots of girls / kokomo - same but more russians /ukrainians etc..... if you just want to party then try barbados /zanzibar - again its difficult to advise becasue i don't know what you want.

7. houses - many of them - the previous post about vila rosa is a good recommendation, but i always felt a bit uncomfortable there as it was a bit out of town, and what would happen if i got stuck here - but its clean & friendly, and the girls are nice. you could try a place on bednarska street 21 or 23 i can't recall which is near the old town, but very cultured. whatever you find just walk in and see what is there - if you don't lie - just leave - no-one will make you stay.

8. speedy gonzalez - make sure you agree up front what it is you will get for your $. in some places one-shot & that's it ! so if its for 1 hour - then make sure it is. don't pay up front - and if your satisfied with your girl then leave her a tip.

hope this input helps you a bit - enjoy your stay - and give all of feedback afterwards.

many thanks for all info and advice, i am sure it will be invaluable. will endeavour to give you a full report and add to the forum in detail!!

quick query to all, what is the best currency and most popular with the ladies, polish zlotys, american dollars or euro's??

it is always best to be prepared i think.

wishing everyone all the very best and many thanks

Louis Cyphre

to louiscyphre...

The best way is to have polish money... of course girls accept dollars or euros but many of those have the bad habit to make a round sum with your foreign money (10-25% for the risk exchange !!!)

Enjoy

quick not about hotels, many thanks for tip on mdm, looking for something nice but not silly price. something around $60 mark.

any reccomendations, drop me a line.

tried old town apartments and all 2 bedroom apartments taken.

all tips will be much appreciated.

thanks

At the weekends, the IBIS hotel on Solidarnosci is good value at about $65/$70 including breakfast. It's a bit out of the city centre but only 10 zloty ($2.50) in a taxi to the action! During the week the IBIS is about $95

PLACE TO AVOID
imperium night club
it's a trick
if you look at his site (www.imperiumx.pl) you can find a lot of stunning girls
all pics are a fake and real girls (same names of the pics) are a lot different from that pics
the service is overrated (they ask about 350 szloty for a full service, about 90 euro) and drinks are even more expensive
after a long and boring discussion you can make a better deal (half of what requested) but IMHO it doesn't worth it tough I've had a GFE performance thanks to my knowledgeof the spanish language (the most don't speak english and it's difficult to agree on what you want due to the language barrier)
unfortunately I couldn't check any other place because I went out late that night and I left early in the morning the day after

To Louiscyphre, ask at old town apartments as they can also book you hotels at better rates than you will be offerd by hotels direct. Also, if booking a hotel ask for their Winter rates or Winter weekend rates. Initially, foreigners are always quoted top rates but if you ask for reductions they are generally given.

Hi, guys.

I'm currently in Warszaw and I treid some of agencies mentioned. I don't know if I'm to picky or just had bad luck. Found only average or below, what would be maybe 6 on street but not worth 300 Zloty (70 Eur) for an hpour they requested. Has any of you got a better suggestion or a insider tip where to go. Brothels, hotel lobby, private apartments or escortsyou name it as long as it's worth the money. Just hurry up as my time here is limited.

To Marionasco:

Try the Villa Rosa -- a bordello north of town. It has a good collection of girls who speak English. Cost is 300 pln for the girl (1 hour) and drinks are 50 pln each. I have enjoyed both times
I was there. The girls are pretty agreeable and you can negotiate any particular interests up front. Suggest that you take a cab and get him to wait; it is only 30 pln per hour. Villa Rosa is on ulica Warszawska (the Gdansk hwy), number 12 in Lomianki. Almost any cab driver will know the place -- expect cab to cost 75 - 150 pln including the wait, depending where you are coming from.

I can concur with the comment about Villa Rosa as I had a very pleasant time there last year although it is somtimes a bit intimidating going out there on your own and finding you're the only guy there, apart from the bouncers and your taxi driver, who has a coffee while you strut your stuff. Personally I prefer not to have a driver waiting for me to reappear!

ONe place in the city centre that is on average reasonably good is the Aisha Club (828 0263). ONe girl is particular stands out - Natalia from Vilnius! She is very slim, shaven (all but a landing strip) and while her English is a bit limited, she's good fun. House rate is PLN150 for the hour and for another 150 she will do a good BBBJ (but no CIM but her finger up your arse if you want!)) and allow reverse oral which from experience is pretty tasty!

Enjoy and tell us how you fared!

Thank you guys for prompt replies. I did as you suggested and all I managed was a yet another trip around agencje. I agreed fair evening price (150 Zl) with Marriot hotel taxi as the driver was fluently speaking English unlike other taxi drivers. First we went for Aisha, on my request, even if he suggested that it might not be safe. Only four girls all heavily covered with makeup and looked bored and used. The evening just started so he took me to the Rasputin, not bad but only 6-7 girls and average looking, all seamed not interested so I said lets go to Villa Rosa. I’v been there on Saturday evening already but poor choice and no success. While driving he said that the club is not what it used to be. Once there I found around 20 girls, all pretty average, but I liked one polish girl, and than she started squeezing the lemon, something about paying her a drink etc. I made it clear that I will tip her fairly in case she is kind but I would like to go to the room. She kind of hesitated or even refused and pissed me off. I mean the club was empty they were all sitting around doing nothing and I’m fairly good looking so I could not comprehend her behaviour and I left without concluding anything. Driver took me to two more clubs both worse than the previous ones and pay per view TV was my final choice. Warszaw seemed to me not the place it used to be. (I come twice a year for the last six or seven years and never ever had problems finding nice and willing girls, usually I served my self with Marriott lobby girls while they were allowed to stay. There are however few things I learned from the driver; there is a swingers club, working Saturdays only but according to him well worth a 200 Zl entrance, mixed pros and regular visitors. Another is to be opened soon. Independent working girls can be found in Barbados but only weekend or Friday. Allegedly many beautifully polish girls, students or so work only during the daytime, as they are afraid of “night shifts” police etc. I asked him to see if he can arrange nice non pro for tomorrow and in case it works I’ll give you a tip. If you are considering going to Warszaw only to have fun with “girls”, think twice.

I have to agree with Digital about Aisha Club. I have tried a number of the clubs and this is one of the best (the other being Elita). Aisha is Chmielna 10, m36 near the old town, www.aisha-club.lok.pl ("m" is the apartment number). Chmielna turns into Faksal so is pretty convenient. Elita is closer to old town but hidden behind the Bristol Hotel at ul Bednarska 23 apt 3, www.elita.lok.pl

There are a number of other clubs that are just bump and grind joints (such as Studio Relax and Agencja Linda/Carman). I also have gone a couple of times to Agencja Fantazja, ul. Wspolna 35 m1, because it is next to a tolerable Chinese restaurant. Last time at Fantazja I had two beefy Ukrainian girls at the same time, 300 pln. I think that I was more amused by the situation than anything else. We must have burned through a dozen rubbers.

By the way, at Villa Rosa the first time I went with a buddy. After 45 minutes we switched girls for another 100 pln each; this gave us also another 30 minutes. I didn't walk right for a week....

if anyone is in warsaw at the moment, and is "desperately seeking susan" or someone else - let me know - i'll do my best to help out pronto.

Cheers Ian.

[quote]originally posted by ianjohn
[i]if anyone is in warsaw at the moment, and is "desperately seeking susan" or someone else - let me know - i'll do my best to help out pronto.

cheers ian. [/i][/quote]

well ian i'm sure that there is more than anyone looking for some fun in warsaw. please help in case you have something special we don't know about. post phone nr. or e-mail for speed up the contact as i'll be leaving soon.

thanks mario