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[QUOTE=Red Cork]i'm going to be in puerto galera for some laid back mongering/pooning next month. i heard about a 9 hole golf course in the hills above town anyone ever played there? i don't want to pack my clubs to a goat pasture. any info on girl scene there ? prices quality?[/QUOTE]

Yes just drive up to the hills, there are lots of 9 holes. just by the jeepy stops !!
You will see them standing there all 9 Holes for your club !!!

He He he !

Joke of course but how could i not make a comment as this site is for fucking holes with dick not for hitting balls into holes!

This is a light hearted comment and please dont mean to offend you okay Mate!
Good luck with the golf thing but you can do that at home ! ph is for you know what !

well porty , u may be 20 and dumb and full of cum. but i can't poon 24/7.
i travel all over the world , i fuck the local girls and i golf and dive etc. when u look thru this phil site you will see lots of reports of diving especially. and lots of pooning reports. some like to sit in a bar all day then poon at night , i don't. so to each is own pal. don't try to dictate what others should do.

[QUOTE=Porty]Good luck with the golf thing but you can do that at home ! ph is for you know what ![/QUOTE]Well, in Korea, golf is so rediculously expensive, I'd love to play a few rounds in the philippines and I'd like to know about some good, inexpensive courses. You can only do 'you now what' so many hours of the day. Then what do you do? I am sure other mongers have golfed some nice rounds in the meantime and in-between time.

In Korea

I don't play golf but have been up to the course. There is a great view from there and a nice little club house where I had a drink and chat with the interesting characters up there. It would be a different place to say you have played I'm sure. Like you mongering is night only for me, the rest of the time I want to dive or explore the fascinations of the country I am a visitor in.

[QUOTE=Red Cork]well porty , u may be 20 and dumb and full of cum. but i can't poon 24/7.
i travel all over the world , i fuck the local girls and i golf and dive etc. when u look thru this phil site you will see lots of reports of diving especially. and lots of pooning reports. some like to sit in a bar all day then poon at night , i don't. so to each is own pal. don't try to dictate what others should do.[/QUOTE]

Where is your laugh ! can't you take a joke !
20 years old hey hmm , i dont wish i was that young as it is better to be old as we know so much more !

As a golfer who has traveled a great amount ! Honestly speaking third world countries and especially away from the capital the course are paddocks. Not like mauritous or dallas texas or hawai or any Austria or australia courses. but hey if thats what u do in the humid hot conditions in the philippines its proberbly the reason why you cant take a joke as your been out in the sun too much !!

I am sure somebody on this board has the same sense of humur as me and had a laugh !! lol

[QUOTE=Porty]Where is your laugh ! can't you take a joke !

hahaha very funny 555

[QUOTE=Porty]Where is your laugh ! can't you take a joke !
20 years old hey hmm , i dont wish i was that young as it is better to be old as we know so much more !

As a golfer who has traveled a great amount ! Honestly speaking third world countries and especially away from the capital the course are paddocks. Not like mauritous or dallas texas or hawai or any Austria or australia courses. but hey if thats what u do in the humid hot conditions in the philippines its proberbly the reason why you cant take a joke as your been out in the sun too much !!

I am sure somebody on this board has the same sense of humur as me and had a laugh !! lol[/QUOTE]
Hi Porty
I will have to disagree,Since I run golf tours for Koreans and Japanese who go to the Philippines to play golf,Tagaytay Highlands Golf course is World Class as well as the 4 Arnold Palmer,Jack Nicklaus etc courses of Eagle Ridge and being located in Tagaytay,It is not as Hot and Humid as you would think,The Club John Hay and Baguio Country Club courses in Baguio are also well maintained and defenitely not hot and humid.Btw Here s another joke for you,Why is golf better then sex,Its because you have 18 holes to shoot your balls into during 1 round.Touche

[QUOTE=Cebu Local]Hi Porty
I will have to disagree,Since I run golf tours for Koreans and Japanese who go to the Philippines to play golf,Tagaytay Highlands Golf course is World Class as well as the 4 Arnold Palmer,Jack Nicklaus etc courses of Eagle Ridge and being located in Tagaytay,It is not as Hot and Humid as you would think,The Club John Hay and Baguio Country Club courses in Baguio are also well maintained and defenitely not hot and humid.Btw Here s another joke for you,Why is golf better then sex,Its because you have 18 holes to shoot your balls into during 1 round.Touche[/QUOTE]

You forgot to mention that there rising star of golf is a young filipino girl too !

Yes i know there are very good courses there but compared to the amount of people very few courses!

The ? Red cork asked was in puerto galera ! so is the course there good!!
But you know me could not resist the comment ok !

Did you hear about Bolli Bolton ! runour has it hes back in south africa !!
Crowne regency disowned him !
He was drunk and driving and hit a teenage girl with the car ! She was in a coma !
crowne regency paid the police to get car back then it disappeared ! Then they disowned bolli !
Not good but thats how things go !

Just another ? do you have ur travel agency in cebu ! and have you any reports on the new korean owned KTV near the days hotel call The white castle ! As i have had a few guys PM about cebu !
Thanks Will be back mid october in cebu and was looking for get away to an island 5star and the royal treatment for a week !

Salamat !

[QUOTE=Porty]

Did you hear about Bolli Bolton ! runour has it hes back in south africa !!
Crowne regency disowned him !
He was drunk and driving and hit a teenage girl with the car ! She was in a coma !
crowne regency paid the police to get car back then it disappeared ! Then they disowned bolli !
Not good but thats how things go !

Just another ? do you have ur travel agency in cebu ! and have you any reports on the new korean owned KTV near the days hotel call The white castle ! As i have had a few guys PM about cebu !
Thanks Will be back mid october in cebu and was looking for get away to an island 5star and the royal treatment for a week !

Salamat ![/QUOTE]Yes,Regarding Boli,King the owner of Crown Regency was upset that he was drunk without a license when he killed the teenage girl,Problem was the car was company owned and they would be liable ,so the"evidence"had to dissapear.White Castle is Ok if you are korean.see you soon,Best regards

[QUOTE=Cebu Local]Yes,Regarding Boli,King the owner of Crown Regency was upset that he was drunk without a license when he killed the teenage girl,Problem was the car was company owned and they would be liable ,so the"evidence"had to dissapear.White Castle is Ok if you are korean.see you soon,Best regards[/QUOTE]

I had not heard that she died ! only that she was in a coma !

When you say white castle is ok if your a korean ? whats the problem if your westerner ?

You forgot to mention if you have travel agent in cebu. so my friend Niko can go and book the getaway for me! He's now with dunkum donuts and a southern fried chicken company as opperational manager !

Salamat.

[QUOTE=Porty]I had not heard that she died ! only that she was in a coma !

When you say white castle is ok if your a korean ? whats the problem if your westerner ?

You forgot to mention if you have travel agent in cebu. so my friend Niko can go and book the getaway for me! He's now with dunkum donuts and a southern fried chicken company as opperational manager !

Salamat.[/QUOTE]Porty
You are correct,She was dying,but she recovered.White Castle is filled with Koreans,Westerners sometimes do not like to be with a noisy crowd of Koreans.Regarding Niko,Ask him to contact Jacky the inbound manager at AAI travel,not my company.She is ok to deal with.Cheers

I have read here in the past that there is little "action" in Boracay and you must bring a companion or you will be alone. I was wondering if that has changed. I was there many years ago and at the time you could meet a few "action" girls. Hope that you can meet someone nowadays too. Also, any chance of action in Palawan? I once heard there was action there in or near Star Island, which is near Palawan's main city.

Spent a week on Boracay in November. Been there a few times but was quite surprised at the change in the last couple of years. If you want it, it is there. Plenty of girls working bar to bar, even Nigi's which I didn't think I would see. There's a previous report of girls hanging out by one of the boat stations but you see them walking up and down the beach path looking for eye contact and they are pretty overt coming into bars to pick up guys. Didn't partake so cannot comment on cost/services.

Going to Baguio City this spring and wondering if anyone has any reports of Baguio? Any clubs to look for and places to stay? Help me out people

I had a post a while back on Baguio. I went back in June of last year and had a great time again. Although most of the bars don't allow barfining for takeout you can have a great experience in house. You buy the minimum lady's drink go to a vip and stay in the room untill closing if you want. There are plenty of good,clean hotels to stay at but the action is spread out so you'll have to take a cab. I traveled alone last time and didn't have a problem. You won't see many caucasions there mostly tourists from th PI.
Have fun! I'm headed back to the PI in March and will revisit...