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Hi group,

Just a quick mention of Roi ET a medium size town in Isan. This being the town that my wife is from means that I have to make the trip hear at least twice a year. The hotel Mai Tai offers a rather poor soapy type service . The last time I used the service (late afternoon) there were about six ladies working, the one I selecter was mid to late twenties gave good bbbj (deep) and average sex with. The fee was 1200 baht. Its on the first floor of the hotel. I have been told that there is a better selection in the evenings. The hotel also has a disco though I have not been. Anyone have any more info on this area.

Jumbo,

There are two hotels (my journal says: Banchong and SaiThip) in the B250-300 range on the same street as the post/telephone-office - the night market is just around the corner - that sometimes have a supply of sw's.
I had an awesum Thai massage there once, but the lady left when it was fucktime (2hrs B200).
On another occasion, the Thai massage was skipped altogether, leaving me no other option than to fuck the lady.
Life sucks!

Freeler,

about a year ago you posted some info on the 'Queens Hotel' in Krabi.

http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=75571&highlight=Krabi+AND+hotel#post75571

I googled for it, and came up with the "Pavillion Queen's Bay Hotel." Is this the right place you were referring to?

PNG,

The part of the post referring to Queens Hotel is about Songklha.
I'll try to dig up a good Krabi hotel, check your pm in a while...

Freeler,

Thanks for the information on Roi Et. I will try out Banchong and Sai Thip on my next trip to Roi Et in August. I will report on my findings.

Rev Skinless,

From the deep jungles your heart of darkness tour roams. Amen. Spreading the gospel and punishing the bad and the ugly... As always, great reporting. A true visionary. I can't wait to see the pics of your conquests. It will be scary for sure.

juice

Skinless....

"All wrinkles, too much sun or too many bad grandchildren, who is to know....?"

LOL. keep the reports coming and be sure to post some pics as we will be able to see the depth and commitment of your tour/research. Great reports.

juice

[quote][i]Originally posted by the Reverend JTS[/i]
great body but man, her face sucks big time
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I like it when a girl gets that whole sunken cheek effect going because her face is sucking big time :)

Aaaah Skinless, always interesting to read your post. Keep it coming! You should draw a map, or have write a book about your experience. I am sure you can sell it ("Ugly, as can be," A Guide to Having Sex With Ugly Woman in Thailand), LOL!

How often do you travel to Thailand? It seems that you are there 3X a year?

I like to be in SE Asia, when the weather is cooler, around the end of the year.

Thanks, your posting are always entertaining, maybe b/c you are so blunt about it.

Just reading your adventures makes me both be jealous of your adventure, and glad that I don't have to contend with rats in the bathroom, or with leper like legs.

Take a picture of the rats next time. I've only seen them in the streets in Thailand so far. Does it cost extra to have a room that's rat free, or is it considered an upgrade to have them?

Skinless,

Great stuff. Very funny accounts of falling in love and with country girls. You have a huge heart. Sweet accounts of honest s.l.u.t.s... Lovely.

Keep them cumming... You know how to have a good time.

juice.

Skinless san,

Please check your mail.

How cum Buriram and SiSaket are great places while Surin, on the same railwayline, is such a shitheap?
No need to answer, just move on to SiSaket and enjoy!

Freeler

[b] Si Saket- Nakohon Bus Clarification [/b] Buy breakfast (no coupon in Si Saket (20 bt). Get Udon bus from Ubon and get off at That Phanom, a dirt track about 50 km from Nakhon.
[b] Internet in Nakhon Clarification [/b]: There now seems to be an Internet cafe opposite Firt Hotel. I did not check it out. Lots of pretty chambermaids in Furst Hotel. Skinless has had no luck in extablishing relationships.

I did NOT have sex with that woman Tom Lewinsky. (Why don't they pick good names like Rachel, Sarah, Miriam etc?) The trip to her shit hole home was one of the highlights of my troip and I really enjoyed meeting all the family and interacting with them. The young kids were scared of the foreigner at first and Tom told me you cannot date until you are 16. There is nothing to do there (we ate ants from the swamp: no money so kids hunts anything edible). Then they get pregnant at 16, go to Pattaya etc. They are very moral women, even though they fuk like bunny rabbits. Tom is a nice girl (Dennis you moron, you got that?). She is just an uneducated peasant who left school at 15 (her mom left at 10 so progress of a sort).

[b]Surin [/b] Bonking areas of Isaan: Primarily in the poorer end of town, often near the train station. That, and Surin, has more cash so less need for overt bonking.

Buriram/Si Saket: My Si Saket fiance is from Buriram. And Tom would not fuck anyone in Buriram, and wanted everyone to know we met in Intenrnet cafe. A 12 year old guy, built like a champion boxer, drove us back on the (borrowed) motor bike (she was afraid to drive at night on her own and Dennis you fuckwit, she is praying to Buddha every night for you, you sap). I paid him 40 bt for gas and a 60 bt tip. (money no object with John Skinless). Buriram etc are the brothel towns for the entire area. Most folk there are mobile so going between towns is not a problem.

Frankly, I preferred Buriram as it was easier to enter the sleaze industry there. The imortant thing about Si Saket is the two locals who came in shor timing at 11.30 am. Where, oh where, did they pick up their pussies from? Fact is, we are on the outside and towns outside of the Patong/Pattaya belt are not much good without definite leads. I would say Ubon has bonking around the railway station but it is not worth stopping over for that.

Nakhon: I rested up last night in First Hotel. No action, only a load of Thai guys drinking heap whisky and shooting the breeze. I might try to link up with the Brit ex pat today. But I don't trust him and I think he bullshits. Either that, or he is really paying 1,000-2,000 bt a shag here.

[b]Skinless tip of the day [/b] Always pack a padlock for the hotel door. [/b]

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Skinless in Paradise. [b] Buriram/Si Saket/Ubon/Nakhon [/b]

Buriram is a blast. Lonely Planet wonders why it has so many brothels. Skinless doesn't. There are just too many adventures there. I fucked India again. I told her I love her and her alone. I want to marry her. But she thinks I am a butterfly just because I fucked the entire hotel staff. I paid her long time but got her to leave at 4.40 so I could sleep. Great tits and a safe sex lady.

Best thing about Buriram is the interent cafe where Skinless whiled away many happy hours removing spyware, virus, drinking Coke and helping Pattaya ladies write letters to you sad fuckers. At least two of the ladies were gems. One was a beaut and Skinless would happily join you lot (Gunther, Masaya etc) sending on the $$. But then I met Tom, a (female) veteran of Pattaya. Dennis you dumb fuck if you are reading this, she did not fuck around on you. She is earning less than 10 baht an hour making wigs in the shit hole she lives in with her family, which is 15 kms from Buriram. Skinless went there and met momma and papa and the cute little daughter which is more than you did, you dickhead. Skinless did not have sex there (or with Tom who refused my test advances). But she is a nice girl, she loves you, she still has your tattoo on her back (her mom does not know that or that she has her belly pierced) and she is heart broken. Over 20 girls from her very immediate area are married to farangs and the road between there and Pattaya is well trodden. Dennis, you prick, make an honest woman of her. And send her some money, you cheap fucking asshole. WTF do you expect her to live on? Handouts from John Rockerfeller Skinless? Wake up and smell the pussy.

Si Saket: Stayed in the usual prison like fortress beside the train station. Took things easy until I met the love of my life in the hotel lobby with a mini army of other hookers. She told me "I speak Engrish" which brought a wicked grin to my face. I brought her to my room. She said "Tomorrow we go Buriram. Bus air con. You meet father, mother daughter". Skinless said OK. (This conversation was repeated at intervals over the following 10 hours) She said we go drink beer. Skinless said ok. I buy her a beer and me water in the shit heap the hookers use as a bar. The barman (this is outside in a wooden veranda to a shack) helps himself to some of the beer and pockets five baht (5 bt) change. I buy her cigarettes (5). She hugs me and kisses me and keeps up a running conversation with the staff. Occasionally she says to me " I no like Thai man. Thai man no good (not like Skinless who is very good). I work Phuket. Farang in Phuket good". News to Skinless.
I then tell her to fuck off. This is the signal for us to go shopping. Skinless easily adapts to his new role as an ATM. I splash out. Money is no object. For John T Skinless is no cheap Charlie (or should that be Dennis?. I buy her two blouses (total cost 60 baht, with 45 for beer makes 105, and 10 baht for cigs brings the damage to 115 bt). Happy with her new acquisitions, we head back to the hotel across the railway track. Here she passes her key to her pimp (she hads previously passed her money to the same "stranger"). Skinless, who is a loving, trusting big hearted kind of guy is suspicious. But pimp man is only friend. Ok. I beleive her. So, on the hotel stairs we meet him again. But we are still bound for Buriram as we are in love again. We go to the room, I put her through more Lonely Planet routine (she is 20, baby face, one baby and looks very funny as she smokes and drinks like a hardened hooker which is probably what she is). I take off her bottoms, her top stays on to cover bad scars. We agree on 300 bt (or rather she does as she imagines she is in control of JTS). After the deed is done, JTS pays up and she suggests we go drink beer. I tell her to go. I meet her later where the hookers hang out on the railway station but I ignore her and go back to nurse my broken heart. I go to bed at 9.30 am. At some time in the night, a fat hooker bangs at my door offering me pam pam while grabbing my balls. Skinless declines (he is not like that).
Today ( a Freeler special but without the duck food). Skinless takes the 9.25 train to Ubon (one hour, 13 bt). He then gets a jeepney bus to the bus station (5 bt: important as this is a very long ride to the other side of town and would be over 100 bt by motorbike). He then takes a 137 bt bus ride on the Udan Thani run and gets off 50 km short of Nakhon. where he gets a government bus for 21 bt to Nakhon and a motorbike taxi to First Hotel (20 bt) and checks in for 160 bt. The bus and train timing is important. A few adventures on the bus but none woirth recounting here at length.

Rats clarification: The PSB hotel is for fucking, not for shitting. Just time your shits man if the rats disturb you. Also, when Skinless checked in at Si Saket hotel at 11.30, two guys were checking in with two nice looking hookers. Thius is not Club Med. There is serious fucking being done here. I just got done talking with an expat here and his dick is falling off with all the bonking he is doing.

Thai Women: There are jewels there, girls with big hearts. But they are not for Muhammad Skinless. And because the mountain would not come to him, Muhammad Skinless went to the mountain. Tom's mountain. They are so shit poor you would not believe it. If you do want to marry one and if you are too fucking stupid to control the finances, well you deserve what you get. Tom, who seemed honest (and, by the emails I read) a bit too fond of Mekong whisky in the past, had guys sending her 30,000 bt a month. As we drove to her place she showed me the the fields your money bought. Thanks guys. And I also saw the buffalo who is, you will be pleased top hear, in very good health. Just like

John T Skinless

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[b}Skinless is in love. [/b] Buriram latest. I left the cafe last night, immediately met India and bonked her all the way back to Madras. 300 bt damage but she earned it. She is a perfect looker, nice large firm breasts, lots of black hair, sexy, sulty a big ass:(. She is a good girl and does not give a gfe. But she had to earn her baht with Skinless who was hard as a rocket from V. The best thing about V is it is a great practical joke on the ladies as they have to work hard. I like to hang my hat on my dick and walk around. They get a thrill out of that. India had to take three showers during our session as the workload was that much. She then fixed me up with her fat sister for a massage but she was not my type. Gents, if you are the marrying type, grab India now before someone else does. After the bonk, I sat around shoting the breeze with her, a street seller and a few hookers when my original gf reappeared. I took her back and drilled her for 90 minutes with a massage and lots of showers thrown in.

These women are the envy of the Pattaya trash as they get to stay at home with their babies and, added bonus, they get fucked by John Skinless.

Hi Dudes

I was just sititing in front of Buriram's main brothel, innocently shooting the breeze with this Indian beauty when who should chance by but the lady I banged on all my previous visits. She was wearing standard Pattaya hooker uniform of cheap, slinky top and tight jeans. She has a great body but man, her face sucks big time. All wrinkles, too much sun or too many bad grandchildren, who is to know? India was massaging my balls as we watched the kiddies play in the gutter. My GF says hi. I say hi, how about a double act? I already had India in my room but we fell out over price. She insists on 300 bt and I would not go over 250. India says a double is on for 500. I agree. Then they want 500 each; then 300. General Stonewall Skinless stands firm. The deal collapses. Instead, my gf and I repair to my room (the earlier babe is down the corridor fucking the brains out of her soldier bf). I take some Lonely Planet shots and then we get down to business. Or rather I do. She makes me lick her pussy. I go through the motions, come (with a condom) and send her on her way with 250 bt.

Bad news: it looks like my room will be very crowded tonight. I have at least three guests lined up. I don't want anyone staying the night as I have cameras and $$. Now the babe on the machine before me forgot to log out. Skinless will post anything worth posting on the Thai Women board (nothing doing: it is the Swiss guy's gf anbd she is a dumb ass, not pretty either, and has a baby: I hope it works out ok. Buriram rocks: check out LOnely Planet where to stay in Buriram if you doubt me. This is Brothel City.. It is a total sleaze hole, not so much total debauchery as plenty of it to go around (the lady boy on duty is ugly as fuck).

Ok, guys, I took half a v and I want to do some more hands on research here. I love these places that are not spoiled by tourists telling that about WSG photos. Buriram: a hole for every taste.

[b] Buriram update. [/b] After I left this cafe, I turned the corner to my hotel and met Fun, aged 23, delighted that Skinless loved her. Back to the room - after I bought her a beer (mistake) - she wants to be my gf. I snapped her, kissed her tiny tits, fondled her ample ass, came inside her and sent her on her way, all within 10 minutes of posting the last report. She seems annoyed that Skinless is not yet ready to be her bf. Maybe someone out there can help out. There is now another guy in here with his hired ho. Oh well, l'amour. The market seem to be still closed. I will do some V tonight and poke Buriram's best. Check out Lonely Plantet guide for what it says re accommodation here. After this I may push on to Si Saket and Ubon. I am waiting to hear about Ljohnson's breakfasts before I move on Pattaya.
Word to the wise: Try to make things as clear as possible with these hired helpers b4 making the move. I met Fun in the ladies' toilet of the adjacent train station after I emerged from the hotel.
It is hot as hell today but Skinless plans to fuck a lot of them tonight. I hope Fun does not harass me; this happened my last trip here. Gotta be fresh for this work.

[b]Phitsanalok Follows [/b]: Skinless stayed at the PSB. He also fucked in London Hotel and the hotel behind PSB. This was not always a pleasant experience. However, as you will soon find out, he met some sweet babes, real GWM (great wife material). First, some Lonely Planet advise:
1. Pack insect repellant: Lots of bugs in PSB.
2. Watch out for the rats on the first floor toilets: arrogant shits. Use the 2nd floor toilet: less rats there.
3. Thanochea Junction is the nearest train stop to Sakol Hotel: 10 minute walk.
4. Bus and rail stations are 15 minutes walk apart in Buriram.
5. Bonk rates have gone up, no mistake. Someone has killed the goose... Now the receptionist in Buriram (whose truly awful photo I will post) wants 300 bt minimum. She is owrth at most 50 bt. I fucked her last time. Her MO is to bring you to your room, kissy kissy and pam pam. Not this time, she must be riven with all known STIs.
6. [b]Phrae [/b] Skinless stayed at the Basarakham Hotel. Nice, clean and cheap. He was warmly greeted on all sides by lady boys, of which Phrae seems to have a surfeit. He got a crap massage, and a very drunk bicycle taxi man offered him a lady for 1000 bt. He declined. Skinless did not viist the brothels with the 85% HIV rates. He also skipped Nan becasue of the weather. Too hot for long trips.
7. Ladyboys: There is now at least one operating out of PSB and some in Korat Park too. I got some good tips from the PSB one who is now part of the furniture there.
8. So here is the PSB count, Names changed as they are not worth remembering:
1. Dressed in trad gear, 40s, has a lovely baby, one you would love to adopt. The sweestest little baby with lovely black hair (much more than JTS). The baby is lovely, the motehr is a lousy fuck. Skinless tip: don't fuck mothers when they are looking after babies. You will be disappointed. Skinless has photos of all these horrors.
2. London Hotel: Skinless paid an early morning visit, dragged on of the drunken sluts into the ground floor room reserved for that purpose. Skinless, high on V, gave her a good pumping and helped her remember what it was like to be a woman. Skionles deposited his condom in the bin along with all the otehr condoms, paid 300 bt (I think) and left all the ladies as an old farang entered the hotel. (which lurker is that?)
3. Hotel behind PSB: Skinless fucked this one a few times, all three holes, in both the PSB and in her room at the other hotel which makes PSB sound respectable. I have photos of her masturbating for the camera for all you lurkers out there. She is 43 and has her boobs made up. Could be mistaken for a post op ts. But there sre lots like her around. Skinless, being a cultural type, took in the festival by the river bank where he eyed up the ladies dancing, many of whom looked like lady boys. Skinless also figures many monks are lady boys.
4. Bridget the midget: Or pygmy to be more like it. This one is tiny, pygmy rather than dwarf model, aged 23 (ID checked)the most incredible scars tou have ever seen. Her inner thighs would remind you of the legs of a dying leper: wasted and rotten. She is a great little fuck hower and aims to please.
5. Skinless passed up at least two good looking lays: one freelancer outside PSB and one in London Hotel when he emerged.
6. There are probably some more. Skinless has had males and females from 7 to 70+ offer him his services. More of that another day.
[b]Philok Verdict [/b] This is an essential stop over for some serious bonking. Drop a V and do 2 days here.
[b]Phrae/Nan Verdict [/b] Too far to go in the heat.

Ladyboys: The lady boys on duty here in Buriram must be the world's ugliest. Imagine a sad, cheap clown with lots of white powder on his face and a big red nose. That is what they look like. Only worse. Still the soldiers who surround them do not mind so why should John T Skinless? The soldiers ramble around the brothel and when Skinless walks the corridors at night, all he can hear is the tit willow of the nightingale and the sqeaking of a hundred beds.

Did I mention I was in love? With Buriam. This is a great place and a great hotel (be sure to pack insect repellent). Women wander around the building and every time you meet one, you signal you want a pam pam. Who could fail to love a situation like that? My main gf (great body, shame about the face, 32 years old) says she will drop by at 8 pm but I want to bonk at least three others before that. I am into hotel staff (if we can call this shit heap a hotel).

Dudes: Put Buriram on your tour. And bring a lock and key for the door. This is essential when staying in 150 a night brothels.

Talking about big racks (for extra big ones just RTFF/go to Grace Hotel or look at some photos): I came out of the hotel in Buriram and met an angel. She and her friend were at the corner which I turned, smiles between me and her fat friend. I walked on, turned round, and she was still smiling. Skinless walked back to conduct research. We got talking. Turns out the babe is married to an Irish guy in Dublin; she had a gold claddagh ring on so that was true. This one was to die for: small, long brown hair, petite, slim waist and great hooters. An obvious go go dancer who met a fool, who she later tells me she loves deeply. I quiz them: their English is excellent (where did they learn that?). She met hubby in Bangkok (Nana?) three years ago and they got married in January of this year. She has been back home in Thailand for two months already. Lets see: Janaury (=1), April =4) and 4-2=??? So the happy couple have had one month of maried bliss so far:)

So she married the guy and came back here to bake in the sun. He wants to move here: he likes Thai food and if he is anyway human he must love waking up to her perfect figure and her coquettish ways. So Captain John Skinles O'Shaunnessy asked her about the Old Sod and they knew they were dealing with a monger. (She wouldnt let me take her photo: obviously Nana knows all about the photo section here). No one else refused me that simple pleasure:(

I remember getting a mini bus from Pataya to the airport and talking to an English guy who had lost serious $$$ to his sweetheart, to whom he was stupid enough to pay a surprise visit. She was in Pattaya and he went there, looking for her, trying to believe the unbelievable. Next time,. it will be an Irish guy. She is drop dead gorgous, better than anything posted here (I do prefer flesh to photos so I am not a big consumer of the photo section).

Maybe it will be a Swiss guy. The babe at the next terminal is doing her email with her. There is an attachment re migrating to Helvetcia. She is pretending to John Skinless who has selflessly offered his computing services that she cannot speak Engish. Skinless has just solved her problems: she is an amateur. Skinles later quicly read through her emails. She is a sad case and got turned down for her Swiss visa last time. She is onbviously not in the hooker network. I hope that Irish bride reappears and needs some chum change:)

As my Lonely Planet photos will show, Buriram is a great town. It has some great attractions, most of whom are 300 bt hookers. The internet shop is also good and there is some good food available.

Skinless,

I read your report on phitsanulok, what is the PSB and where in Phitsanulok is it please?

Thanks

Skinless,

"Si Saket- Nakhon Bus Clarification Buy breakfast (no coupon in Si Saket (20 bt). Get Udon bus from Ubon and get off at That Phanom, a dirt track about 50 km from Nakhon."

There are direct connections too. Regular buses every 30 mins in the early morning , then every hour. Aircon buses less frequently, which doesn't bother me - I won't use them.
BTW There is a temple in NakhonPhanom that's quite similar to the famous one in ThatPhanom, but: is nicer, quieter, has no LP-folk running around like the idiots they are and is situated on a slope with a FANTASTIC view of the Mekong river and the hills of Laos.

Pilok,

A long time ago (Thailand>Pilok>02-23-04) you wrote:

"I am travelling to Phitsanulok for a 3 week stay in March. Can anybody help me and advise where the action is."

You didn't bother to file a report, yet you ask for more info you could easily find if you RTFF!?!?