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[QUOTE=Jojosun]I hope it is very kosher to mention this facility in London,combining Lap dancing with much more adult fun between consenting adults.

[url]http://www.fullservice.co.uk/[/url]

would be grateful for any recent experiences before i dip my toes in their waters?[/QUOTE]

I would love to check this place out when I am in London next also. What are prices there like, and what is the atmosphere like?

[QUOTE=Fun And Sun]I would love to check this place out when I am in London next also. What are prices there like, and what is the atmosphere like?[/QUOTE]If I didn't have so much on my plate already, I would have taken the plunge by now.

This was first mentioned on a well known UK site, but for some reason got deleted with all the following discussion, which were Positive.

I guess it must be something to do with Membership& Privacy rules of the Club.

The atmosphere was great, according to one Uk Monger who attended one of their parties.

Looking at their site you only to pay for a Min of 2Lap Dances +Entry fee.

Everything else that can follow is between 2 cosenting adults.

And this is from the Horse's Mouth.

I can now understand why so many Brits come over to Asia to punt. For a big city, London is truly disappointing in the area of sex tourism.

First the street action. Well i can say its non existent. I rented a car and drove to Kings Cross on 3 seperate nights to check out York st an Wharfdale Rd. Not a single soul in sight. Ive also been told that Sussex Gardens has SW from time to time. Well ive been staying at a hotel here for the last 2 weeks and ive yet to see one.

Secondly Soho. I mustve walked up 10 different flights of stairs before i found one that was free. In any case it was just a quick cheap bang. You get what you pay for i suppose, but it says something about the city when my car parking cost more than the sex.

Third, the agencys. i made 2 bookings with 2 seperate places and both cancelled at the last minute on me. one was britishbabes i think, cant remember the other one.

The other 2 punts i had in London were both recommended by people i met at the casino. One was at an Asian joint around Baker St. 60quid for 30 mins. Place was dingy, but service was good for that price. The other was a high end call girl. i paid 1k for the night. yes it was pricey but at the time it didnt seem like much since i was up 10k on the tables. It was ok, the girl wasnt anything special.

All in all if you've come to London to punt you will be greatly disappointed. Im sure there are plenty of hidden gems out there known only to the locals, but for me when i go to a big city i expect to be spoilt for choice, and London just doesnt cut it in theis regard.

[QUOTE=Tbahn80]Sorry but what is LMP?[/QUOTE]

Lady Marmalade Parties. They have a separate group on this forum, and a web site at [url]www.ladymarmaladeparties.com[/url]

Highly recommended. I'll be there on Tuesday.

Enjoy.

R.

In London as with the rest of the Uk, Selling & Buying of Sex Is Legal.

Soliciting for Sex is illegal and is a criminal Offence.

Kerb Crawling looking for WGS on the Streets of LONDON or any British City Is a Criminal Offence. You get arrested and marched to Court and you end up with a criminal Record.

This has been posted here Time and time again.

There are many plain clothed Policemen & Women enforcing this.

Besides its dangerous & Filthy shit out there on the streets.

And if any kerb crawler in a Car or on Foot comes to an Area where I live, I wiil inform the Local police right away. Yes there are nieghborhood watch teams Looking out for undesirables lurking in every Area. Also Avoid London, if you are a Lazy Monger who can't be bothered to get off your Arse and do some short research here for few minutes to get Very Good Lays

London Sex is not in your Face, but there are a lot of Gems round every corner.

Avoid London, if you expect a Red Carpet to be Rolled for you, or to be taken by the Hand to get a Good Lay.

Decided to hit up one of the many Asian Massage Parlours advertised online. From serching the one which looked most convenient and most honest was Ecstasy Massage. They have a facebook page, a twitter page as well as their own website.

On the website it is advertised as 100 for all their kinds of massages, prostate, body to body, etc.

Callled and made and appointment, had the choice of 2 girls which I had to look at online and book for my alloted time. Not allowed to go in and see before selecting. I chose YUMI

Very easy to find the place. Got there and got into the room.

Not the lady was not unattractive, but she wasnt all that attractive either. But what a set of tits on her! Amazing. And if you hadn't already guessed, like alll asian advertisers was nothing like her picture or her details! The website said she was 20, I'd put it more like 30-35. Apparently Asians also feel that they all look alike. No offence to anyone!

And ways layed on my back and she started a massage. Used almost half the bottle of baby oil. Paid close attention to massaging around my ass and balls and back. Then she started the body to body, basically her tits rubbing against my back. I personally don't see what so special about this.

Any who then I turned over. And played with her gorgeous tits while she massaged my chest and cock.

Then she asked if I'd like sex, to which I replied yes. She quoted 50 which is crazy! For 150 you can get a stunning woman who is willing to do the frekiest shit! I countered with 10. She said that for a suck only. We settled on 30, which is still way to high! She then proceeded to wrap me up and suck. Not very nice, I asked if she could get into 69 so I could take a look at her pussy, and she lust turned around, with her ass to my side, needless to say I didn't see anything, plys she wouldn't let me touch anything either. I've noticed this is a very common occurance at these asian massage parlours the world over.

After the sucking she got up and sat on my cock, women on top style, this I likes because I could play with her tits. I'm not even a boob man but wow those were some tits!

After doing it in that position for a couple of minutes I was starting to get bored, so decided to give some quicker thrusts and cum and go. So I came, jumped in for a shower, and was out like grease lightning. After giving her the 30 pounds.

Overall

Looks 6/10

Body 6/10 but those tits were 9/10

Attitude 6/10

Cost 130. Not worth the money at all!

Much rather call one of those escort websites, get a beautiful girl and pay 150 to 200, plus their attitudes are a hell of alot better.

I think I'm going to stick with adultwork and see some of those ladies who do it for 100, and give a great experience.

Lesson learnt

Stay Safe and Play safe

Kkreeac

PS/ she told me the girls there are changed every week. But it seems the pictures remain the same, also asked her how she liked london. she hated it. sex for money? She hated it. Didn't expect her to like it, but seriously.

Recommend. No way!

[QUOTE=Kkreeac]Decided to hit up one of the many Asian Massage Parlours advertised online. From serching the one which looked most convenient and most honest was Ecstasy Massage. They have a facebook page, a twitter page as well as their own website.

On the website it is advertised as 100 for all their kinds of massages, prostate, body to body, etc.

Callled and made and appointment, had the choice of 2 girls which I had to look at online and book for my alloted time. Not allowed to go in and see before selecting. I chose YUMI.

Very easy to find the place. Got there and got into the room.

Not the lady was not unattractive, but she wasnt all that attractive either. But what a set of tits on her! Amazing. And if you hadn't already guessed, like alll asian advertisers was nothing like her picture or her details! The website said she was 20, I'd put it more like 30-35. Apparently Asians also feel that they all look alike. No offence to anyone!

And ways layed on my back and she started a massage. Used almost half the bottle of baby oil. Paid close attention to massaging around my ass and balls and back. Then she started the body to body, basically her tits rubbing against my back. I personally don't see what so special about this.

Any who then I turned over. And played with her gorgeous tits while she massaged my chest and cock.

Then she asked if I'd like sex, to which I replied yes. She quoted 50 which is crazy! For 150 you can get a stunning woman who is willing to do the frekiest shit! I countered with 10. She said that for a suck only. We settled on 30, which is still way to high! She then proceeded to wrap me up and suck. Not very nice, I asked if she could get into 69 so I could take a look at her pussy, and she lust turned around, with her ass to my side, needless to say I didn't see anything, plys she wouldn't let me touch anything either. I've noticed this is a very common occurance at these asian massage parlours the world over.

After the sucking she got up and sat on my cock, women on top style, this I likes because I could play with her tits. I'm not even a boob man but wow those were some tits!

After doing it in that position for a couple of minutes I was starting to get bored, so decided to give some quicker thrusts and cum and go. So I came, jumped in for a shower, and was out like grease lightning. After giving her the 30 pounds.

Overall

Looks 6/10

Body 6/10 but those tits were 9/10

Attitude 6/10

Cost 130. Not worth the money at all!

Much rather call one of those escort websites, get a beautiful girl and pay 150 to 200, plus their attitudes are a hell of alot better.

I think I'm going to stick with adultwork and see some of those ladies who do it for 100, and give a great experience.

Lesson learnt

Stay Safe and Play safe

Kkreeac

PS/ she told me the girls there are changed every week. But it seems the pictures remain the same, also asked her how she liked london. she hated it. sex for money? She hated it. Didn't expect her to like it, but seriously.

Recommend. No way![/QUOTE]A lot of Chinese Massage & Health shops have sprung up all over the place in London & the Uk.

The mainland Chinese girls have really taken on Capitalisem with such enthusiasm like a Duck into Water.

Its best to really lay your cards on the table before you book the girl of your choice.

Naked body to body oil Massage with happy ending £80 for one hour.

One hour Massage inc Full Sex is £ 120 for 1Hour.

Never pay more than this.

And if anything you can even get discounts. The Asians & Chinsese love to Bargain.

Rivival, in Barons Court is Ok.

Thanks Jojosun,

I was wondering about revival massage. I know I paid too much, but was not in such a big mood to bargain. Though I am quite sure she would have accepted less.

But I have made a decision to stay away from asian places, as all the ones that I've been to at all range of prices, I've never actually left feeling happy.

Anywho

Stay safe and play safe,

Kkreeac

Ohh just some info for some people. Was at angels strip club wardour street the other day, it is a stringfellows establishment. Many of the ladies, scratch that, most of the ladies are take away aswell. But you do have to wait till closing time.

[QUOTE=Kkreeac]Thanks Jojosun,

I was wondering about revival massage. I know I paid too much, but was not in such a big mood to bargain. Though I am quite sure she would have accepted less.

But I have made a decision to stay away from asian places, as all the ones that I've been to at all range of prices, I've never actually left feeling happy.

Anywho

Stay safe and play safe,

Kkreeac

Ohh just some info for some people. Was at angels strip club wardour street the other day, it is a stringfellows establishment. Many of the ladies, scratch that, most of the ladies are take away aswell. But you do have to wait till closing time.[/QUOTE]Are you aware of this Sauna? Steam and sun, next to Euston station.

A good selection of girls.

Has been going for sometime.

Good action to be had, but a bit expensive.

Still a better deal than a lot of the Chinese places.

[url]http://www.Steamsun.com/rota.html[/url]

By the way I agree with you on Adult work, if you do the right research & have a bit of time.

Real stunners to be fished out.

Thanks JoJosun, I have heard of them, and lots of taxi drivers after a night out at leicester square offer to take you there.

The plus point is its open till very late, but it does seem a way bit too expensive.

Now on to the review

I'm excluding Her name and how to find her because I want to keep her all to myself. But if your a senior member who has contributed significantly to the fourm and is respectful to the ladies I will share her details, really don't want her to have any bad experiences.

I found her on Adultwork. Aside from this fourm I think adultwork is god gift to mongers in london.

I am sad to see though that reciently there is very little contribution to this site!

People who say mongering in london is shit have no idea what is available.

And yes is it more expensive than other places in the east. But I think quality and variety of women is a hell of alot more!

Any way I'm rambling on.

Back to the review.

Found her on adultwork, serching around the paddington area.

Got to the flat and her roommate opened the door. Fuck. Her roommate is stunning and an incredible body!

She sent me upstairs to the girl I had booked. Got to the room and she was standing there in red bra and panties. She is so damn cute! And a great body. Just like I love them. Very petite

She asked me how long I would like to stay and I said an hour, handed over the fee. 100. She then asked me what I was interested in, french kissing, oral without, sex. I said all of the above. Like the clarification before so no nasty suprises.

She was very sweet about it all.

Started kissing, and she lay me on the bed for some more kissing, and she worked her way down my chest to my neither regions. She pulled of my underwear and started on the BBBJ mission. I asked her to get into 69, I love that position, and started to lick her out. She tasted fresh and sweet, with a neat pussy and cute little ass.

After I got hard, and eating her out for a while I asked if we could get her into cow girl.

As soon as she stood up to get the condom I went soft. Been stressed a hell of alot the past few days. She asked if she was the problem, and was visably concerned. I assured her she was not. And she most definitly was not the problem.

So we went back into 69 and she did a amazing job getting me hard again and sucking me dry. Wow!

Ok yes expensive for a blow job, but that was no fault of hers and most definitly all of myown.

We chatted for a bit while having a smoke, and I had to get going, so left about 15 min early.

I am definitly going to have a repeat visit with her very soon, once I'm a little less stressed and my soilder is up to battle.

Looks 8. 8/10

Body 9/10 both very subjective. but for me she is amazin

Attitude, 10/10 definitly

Her room mate I would put looks as a 9. 5/10 and body 10/10

Value for money at 100 I think most defintly

Probably of return visit. Very certain!

Went to Asian massage place at 74 Shaftesbury today, have a good news/bad news report to share.

They do offer 45 minute massage for 40 GBP, and said all of their girls were young and pretty. I wanted to see my massues first, but he talked me out of it and I took my chance thinking if the girl who showed up wasn't attractive, I would ask for a change. No problem, she was hot. Young, slim, shapely, pretty, Thai. She said her name twice, but I couldn't make it out. No worry, I laid down naked on the table. She gave a decent massage head-to-toe, but when I touched her legs once, she made it clear that wasn't allowed.

With 15 minutes left, she offered to extend massage for a fee, I declined and turned over. She asked what I wanted, I suggested everything. She said HJ only. She asked how much I would pay, I knew going rate was 20, so I offered 15. She said no and wanted 40. I offered 20 and told her I never paid more than that. She said she would just finish massage. After a minute or two, I asked her why she didn't want my money. She wanted more, offered me HJ for 30. I agreed if touching, she asked where, I said her tits and she went on to explain how some guys mean inside her shirt, some mean outside, but eventually said she wouldn't allow any touching with me today. Such a f#$%ing tease. She would finish my massage, that's all.

I finally offered her 30 for HJ only and she agreed, but first asked if I'd like to extend the session again as there was only 5 minutes left. HELL NO, STROKE MY COCK.

Some may suggest I should have stuck with tip offer of 20, I did that several months and ended up walkin out with blueballs. Of course, I then paid another old lady 25 for massage + 20 for HJ so 45 extra on top of first massage. I wasn't going to do that again.

I'd like to hear how others get along at this place. The girl was very pretty, and said the other girls are too. But if they don't allow you to touch them, who cares how hot they are.

I booked a last minute date with Penelope from Adultwork.

Her place was very easy to find close to Earls court. The apartment was ok.

We started with some kissing and after that we got undressed and moved on to the bed. We kept going with some cuddling and a lot of kissing. She seemed to really be into it, a condom came on and we got going in a few different positions. I wanted to try her ass and it was available, but I could tell she did not really like it so we switched condoms and I finished in her pussy doing doggy instead.

She was a true GFE, but her pictures are not up to date, she has gained some weight.

Would I repeat, I’ve not yet decided.

Damage 120£ for the hour.

Kristoffer

Ok, let me contribute a recent experience as well on London Asian massages. I think we all know better but sometimes we just don’t make decisions with our brain. When I was all lonely again in my hotel I was thinking to give an Asian massage incall service a try. I mainly looked up options on nmduk but pretty much all I called suddenly had a different name and would only do outcall, so classic bait ‘n’ switch.

It was getting late and I was already frustrated when I called skmassage.co.uk up. Again although advertised as incall, they only offered outcall and as I was getting desperate I had myself talked into booking Sharon. The price was as advertised 80 per hour plus 20 for outcall, so total 100 for a “sensual B2B”.

Sharon arrived almost on time at my room and she was presentable but I could sense right away professionalism. Claimed to be South Korean, which could well be maybe 5’5” with long hair and slim body. I was all ready and she started with a massage me belly down. Massage was nothing to write about but it took her not even 10 min to get quite aggressive on my sensitive parts and as she wanted me to turn over after about 20min she had me come. I think she really worked on that schedule. What followed then was pathetic. First of all, she said (!!!) that I should give her 10 quid at the end and I’m asking for what? “For getting me off by hand” LOL. I made it VERY clear that this is out of the question and I dearly paid for that already and furthermore, we have 40min left so let’s relax and then go for round two.

She did start with some massage again but this time pacing herself and constantly watching the clock. After another 10min, she started to question if I’m done and if I want anything else… Of course! Now she said that 1 hour is actually meant to be only 45min (like we are being in school or what). Now by that time I was solely pissed and in no mood whatsoever. After 45min, she packed up and left and frankly I was glad seeing her leave. So much for Asian massage in London. I think I will stick to other countries.

[QUOTE=Crown Comfort]Ok, let me contribute a recent experience as well on London Asian massages. I think we all know better but sometimes we just don’t make decisions with our brain. When I was all lonely again in my hotel I was thinking to give an Asian massage incall service a try. I mainly looked up options on nmduk but pretty much all I called suddenly had a different name and would only do outcall, so classic bait ‘n’ switch.

It was getting late and I was already frustrated when I called skmassage.co.uk up. Again although advertised as incall, they only offered outcall and as I was getting desperate I had myself talked into booking Sharon. The price was as advertised 80 per hour plus 20 for outcall, so total 100 for a “sensual B2B”.

Sharon arrived almost on time at my room and she was presentable but I could sense right away professionalism. Claimed to be South Korean, which could well be maybe 5’5” with long hair and slim body. I was all ready and she started with a massage me belly down. Massage was nothing to write about but it took her not even 10 min to get quite aggressive on my sensitive parts and as she wanted me to turn over after about 20min she had me come. I think she really worked on that schedule. What followed then was pathetic. First of all, she said (!!!) that I should give her 10 quid at the end and I’m asking for what? “For getting me off by hand” LOL. I made it VERY clear that this is out of the question and I dearly paid for that already and furthermore, we have 40min left so let’s relax and then go for round two.

She did start with some massage again but this time pacing herself and constantly watching the clock. After another 10min, she started to question if I’m done and if I want anything else… Of course! Now she said that 1 hour is actually meant to be only 45min (like we are being in school or what). Now by that time I was solely pissed and in no mood whatsoever. After 45min, she packed up and left and frankly I was glad seeing her leave. So much for Asian massage in London. I think I will stick to other countries.[/QUOTE]The above provider doubles up as an INCALL & Escorts as well during the day.

Saw their ad, and decided to give it a go for FS incall at £ 80 per Half Hour.

The place was a small room up some stairs on the Fourth floor off the Cromwell Road, South Kensington.

Was greeted by a pretty Chinese girl who immediately put the Music Cd on, signalling my half hour has started. So she can't be called a Clock Watcher.

When I asked her whether 69 (Maths was my fav at school) was on the manu? She said extra £ 20.

Made up my excuses and went down the stairs.

A few months ago, I too was caught up in this situation in negociations. I started my bidding at 10 and was adament on not going above 20. She started at 40 for HJ with limited access. Said 30 and no access. I told her to finish the massage as I have nothing more than 20 to give so no point haggling over this.

She ended up doing the job for 20 with very limited access.

[QUOTE=Joe Schmo]Went to Asian massage place at 74 Shaftesbury today, have a good news/bad news report to share.

They do offer 45 minute massage for 40 GBP, and said all of their girls were young and pretty. I wanted to see my massues first, but he talked me out of it and I took my chance thinking if the girl who showed up wasn't attractive, I would ask for a change. No problem, she was hot. Young, slim, shapely, pretty, Thai. She said her name twice, but I couldn't make it out. No worry, I laid down naked on the table. She gave a decent massage head-to-toe, but when I touched her legs once, she made it clear that wasn't allowed.

With 15 minutes left, she offered to extend massage for a fee, I declined and turned over. She asked what I wanted, I suggested everything. She said HJ only. She asked how much I would pay, I knew going rate was 20, so I offered 15. She said no and wanted 40. I offered 20 and told her I never paid more than that. She said she would just finish massage. After a minute or two, I asked her why she didn't want my money. She wanted more, offered me HJ for 30. I agreed if touching, she asked where, I said her tits and she went on to explain how some guys mean inside her shirt, some mean outside, but eventually said she wouldn't allow any touching with me today. Such a f#$%ing tease. She would finish my massage, that's all.

I finally offered her 30 for HJ only and she agreed, but first asked if I'd like to extend the session again as there was only 5 minutes left. HELL NO, STROKE MY COCK.

Some may suggest I should have stuck with tip offer of 20, I did that several months and ended up walkin out with blueballs. Of course, I then paid another old lady 25 for massage + 20 for HJ so 45 extra on top of first massage. I wasn't going to do that again.

I'd like to hear how others get along at this place. The girl was very pretty, and said the other girls are too. But if they don't allow you to touch them, who cares how hot they are.[/QUOTE]