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Sorry for late reply. Pattaya Update.
[QUOTE=PedroMorales;2446764]Walking around Beach Road etc, what is your opinion of the stock of women compared to bygone days? Surplus stock? Pass sell by date? Good as ever? How desperate are the women in general, now that demand for their orifices has dried up? Have you spoken to any bar owners or the like with skin in the game? I am trying to gauge my return?[/QUOTE]A few others on the ground have answered this from their own perspective, but I forgot that this message was directed at me and you wanted a MP style response. So sorry for the late reply.
As of May 11, 2020.
The Beach Road Babes. Remember the most famous "Babe?" Either Ruth or The Pig, pick your choice to kiss, DFK style because it's probably cleaner than what's on Beach Road now daytime. Nothing but a bunch of homeless crack hoes and Thailand doesn't even know what crack is. They are dirty as fuck and Monkeypaw wouldn't let them suck his dick for free. I had a dirty raunchy looking one blow me a kiss as I was walking by. I ducked and weaved and ran off so that it didn't hit me. And everybody knows I've got low standards when it comes to a girl's looks, so it must be real bad. Daytime homeless hookers (5-10) can be found, yep guess right, daytime, around Soi Post Office by McD's all the way until Mike's Shopping Mall on the business side. The Beach side is closed for loitering and hanging out. You can still walk and run, but no standing around. They say it's to contain spread of CVD-19. But that's for dumbasses to believe. So kicking the hookers and their Johns to the other side is supposed to be less contagious? Smart people know that less customers, less business, less money, means no government kick backs and means you don't get to use their property for your leisure. And that means the beach. No tourists dollars means no need to open because who is going to clean the mess from all these locals picnicking on the cheap because ain't nobody got any money. Like I said, the dumbasses in charge should have never jumped the gun and scared everybody off. Imagine if the USA or UK or Spain only had the same amount of cases and deaths as what "supposedly" is reported in Thailand. There would be orgies and parties everywhere. In times like this, Thailand should have marketed themselves as the "safest, most fun place to be in the world to wait this crap out. " And those who stayed would be discounted on everything they need. If Vietnam can make the world believe the bullshit of 0 deaths, so can Thailand. Anyways, night time (around 6 pm) Beach Road gets a bit better but not much. Start of the track is from Ripley's Believe It or Not until the 7-11 next to Central, and consists of the same 20-30 girls every night. There is a decent older (40 ish) nice body short girl by Soi 12, but too old for me. There is some prissy older (late 30's) chick with a small tattoo above her ass by the old Subway. Her body looks decent, but she's always there, so something is wrong. She has a newer green motorbike who always looks the other way when I walk by. Maybe my hideous face scares her? If I was not into girls 18-29 years old, I'd bang for 1000. So Beach Road Babes pricing start at 800, but I'm sure they have taken less. I wouldn't pay more than 1000 for any of them from the Beach. Your bill from the doctor would end up being more. Beware of the underage homeless group that offers sex on Beach Road. Beware of the 1900 baht bicycle for sale (stolen) on Beach Road. Beware of the drug addicts trying to act like drug dealers on Beach Road. This strip has become a strip of scams because times are hard. Evening time police is all over trying to "fine" foreigners for no masks, no helmet, standing around, loitering, and whatever they can find. What do you think happened during the police meeting when they said no tourist dollars are coming for awhile? By the way, hottest thing on the beach are the volunteer female cops. But there was this one nicely fed, never missed a meal gal (pictured in sexy yellow sun dress) that I may have taken if it wasn't for my 5 pm appointment with a TF girls.
Buakhao Babes- Start around Lengkee until Sophon 350 Market. Many of the Beach Babes and Bobs (ladyboys) will wiggle their asses to this area around 7:30 or 8 pm, in hopes for finding a customer if they struck out on the beach. Lots of food stalls and the police even have been kicking people off the sidewalk around Tree Town. They use those spaces to rent out food stalls now. This is how it works. People socialize and congregate. They have money. Police see it as opportunity and try to make their cut. So no loitering around anymore on Buakhao unless you pay for a seat. Before they had a bunch of people buying from carts and having a picnic. Not anymore, assholes. I was sitting on my own store bought folded chair eating pizza on the sidewalk with some Americans. We were told to go home and eat at our hotel. But the locals where standing around all over other's closed businesses without any trouble. We just packed up and moved to where the locals stood to see if they will follow. They did not. There is pretty much the same chicks working everyday. The skinny one with the messed up face surgery gets most unsuspected guys. She's fun to watch when they swarm around her like vultures in front of the Tree Town food stalls by the durian stand, then the mask comes off. Bam! Yet I still see a few guys still go with her, so who knows? Maybe my eyes aren't tuned right this whole time and she's actually hot as fuck. Few girls working out of Vice City. Maybe 2 that I will try. One has short hair, rarely wears make up, and a bit thin. Kind of cute, but if she was working at a Go Go bar, I would have never bought her a drink. Desperate times. Anyways, Buakhao Babes and Bobs (ladyboys) about 20-25, same pricing as the Beach Road Babes, 800 on up. I've yet to grab any from here besides the LT girl who also worked TF, that I reviewed. There is one dark skinned chubby chick who walks around with this teddy bear that I may get with. Anybody seen her or know her story?
The rest is online via ThaiFriendly and the Go Go bars girls still here (very few I know). Most of the ones I know went home and they have enough funds to ride this through. They have even invited me to their hometowns. Yeah right, as if I've gotten "sucker" written on my forehead. These girls in this group, I've paid 800-2000. For me that's cheap as fuck. And leaves me with enough money for food. I've shouted out at a couple of board members here in Pattaya to get together and perhaps trade notes, brainstorm, and grab good pizza. Let's see what happens.
Bar owners are fucked until the fear of travel is gone and is less restricted by the outgoing country and incoming country. Vacations are a luxury. Sex vacations are even more luxury. I keep on forgetting, mongers like me are not the norm and are rare. How many of us are still in Thailand hunting? There is world wide recession going on and folks are dying right and left. This is economics 101 from my days of MBA school. When your economy slumps due to the scare on CVD-19, where do you want your own people to spend their money once you figure things out and things settle down? Yep, in your own country to help your own government. You don't want them to take money out of their own country top help rebuild another. So international travel and tourism is fucked. In places like China, Korea, etc where they are opening up, they are encouraging domestic vacations and scaring people off on international travel. This is why Thailand should have kept ALL their tourists in Thailand and all costs or no costs. Let's see what they do and can they figure this out. No tourists, means no revenue, no way to pay overhead. The bar owners are the one who lobbied the government and police to shut them down. It had nothing to do with COVID-19. It's called shift the blame game so our employees don't get mad at us. How do I know? Some restrictions and businesses have been lifted, but yet many places are still closed. Simple answer no costumers means no need to open. You are in Pattaya, with all these STD clinics. You think that people's health has always been the government's #1 priority? The rule that governs is that if "it makes money and the government gets it cut, they will overlook everything else. " Same with tobacco, weed, liquor, sex, and fast food. So imagine Pattaya as your little own country. How do you fix this? I've got an answer: This is a good time to get in with the Mafias of the world. They at least provide some lube while fucking you, unlike the government. So if you do return, the big question is how will you entertain yourself?
Free sharing is caring gift of the day: Monkeypaw's fav porn site is "Xfreed" Just befriend people to get access to Private Videos.
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This is the Best Covid Ever
Back in March I was on a dating app talking to a chick. She claimed to be Russian from Vladivostok. We got like 3 lines in. Hello, how are you doing. Nice to meet you. I asked what she was doing and she just disappeared. She was so damn fine that I knew it was probably one of those bullshit profiles. One week later I was like Hello,? Still nothing.
Fast forward to over a month later, yesterday, and the chick starts back talking again. She said that she had problems with the app. I was thinking here she goes with that bullshit. So in order to speed up where this thing was heading, I asked if she wanted to meet today. She said sure. 6 pm. By then she had given me her Line so she sent the location through that app.
I went to the place she told me at the right time. But she was not outside. I sent her a message saying I had arrived and she said she would be right out. She showed up 5 minutes later. I was thinking to myself there is no way I would have waited for a Thai chick that long. She wanted to go see what was open so she hopped on the back of my bike and we hit some restaurant along Jomtien Beach. She had shrimp and I had steamed kale. 400 baht. She had asked the restaurant about beer. I guess she has not been keeping up with the news. So she did not drink anything while I had a club soda.
When we finished eating she was still talking about beer. We decided that we would go to 7 to make a purchase then go back to her place to drink. I told her that I did not drink beer so she said the Sang Som that I was buying would do her fine. We got ice, soda, tonic, and Schweppes Manao as well. 400 baht.
Got to her condo and sat on the balcony. She had me light one of those mosquito repellent deals. I told her that I didn't know mosquitos came up this high. She had a nice view of the skyline. Could see Pattaya Park, Big Buddha, and all that shit. She told me that the building is virtually empty. She said she would be moving soon to a bigger, cheaper place in the same building because the Chinese owner does not want to come down on the rent. 7000 baht. New place is 5000 baht. She said the other place is on the third floor and has shit for a view though.
We sat there listening to music and drinking and talking. She was teaching me Russian at the same time. After finishing 3/4 of the 70 CL bottle I decided to call it a night on that drinking shit. She wanted to continue on but I told her fuck that. So she decided to go take a shower and I went in to join her. I washed her body and she washed mine.
We went to the bed and started fucking like rabbits. I thought I was in an 80's porno movie. Same BB+CIP that I previously stated to be status quo in these parts. Finished and fell the fuck asleep. We woke up this morning at 7 for round 2. She said she normally wakes at 10 or 11, but my old man bladder was bursting as is usual for early AM. Man this chick is nice with it. We went to take showers and she cooked me some breakfast and I went on my way. 800 baht for those that want to count the food and drinks while insisting that there is no such thing as free pussy.
I will probably be back over there later on today because she wants to cook dinner for me. I continue to bat 1000, which makes this the best Covid ever! I will surely have some fond memories of this shit. Now back to the my girl is better than yours because I paid more argument.
