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Westy's Clinic: Ready to DROP.
From the more recent Westy files. During mid-pandemic, small provincial cuteness was busy making another. . . Small provincial cuteness. A few weeks later she dropped a healthy baby girl.
That might be all it takes.
Not sure if I posted this before. This took place several years ago. Something happened recently that reminded me of this event. A re-post if I posted it previously.
The front story. The first several months of lockdown in the province was pretty harsh. Everything closed, transportation was nearly non-existent, my local honies were afraid to leave their houses, and such. Not much happening. Then things lightened up. One of my regulars (short, age 24) started showing up and spending a good deal of time with me (the others were afraid to go outside their compounds). The regular started bringing a friend to my place (tall, age 29). The friend did not become a playmate, just friends. The girls would spend the entire day at my condo, enjoying the wifi and aircon, YT on the big screen TV, and of course Jolliebee chicken / rice. Over the course of several months, the two girls were probably at my place from 12-24 hours about twice a week. They routinely cooked and cleaned, or we ordered Food Panda or Grab food, or such, and we watched a lot of telenovelas (Halik, yuck). The friend, when spending the night, slept on the couch (or sometimes the floor, which she liked). All good.
The back story. After lockdown started, almost all the unattached foreigners high-tailed it back home. There were only a few foreingers left in my residence after a few months. We congregated in the lobby in the morning, as there was always a coffee pot going for guests. I struck up conversation a few times in the lobby with another foreigner. I remember him as tall, lean, always dressed well, dazling eyes, charming, and early 70's. I began looking forward to chatting with him in the lobby. He had come to the province to get away from his NCR pinay wife, which he said he did sometimes. He did not expect to get caught in a lockdown situation where he could not get back on an airplane or ferry.
Back to the front story. One day my regular and I went to the lobby to escort the inbound friend into the building. In the lobby at the elevator the three of us stepped inside, and before the elevator door closed the foreigner stepped into the elevator on one side, facing me on the other side. We exchanged pleasantries. The elevator stopped and he got off on his floor. As the doors closed and the machine continued up to my floor, both girls gushed and broke out laughing, kibbitzing, chica-chica, slapping at each other with their hands. Off the elevator and in the hallway they could barely stand up, laughing so hard. Ladies, WHAT has brought you to such joy, that does not involve my willy? Is my zipper down *again*? The friend barely composed herself and gushed: "I want to sex with him!" Bajesus ladies lets step into my unit first.
Once inside: Did I hear you correctly? The foreigner in the elevator? The friend: "Yes I want to f*ck him!" What! What! Have you seen him before? Do you know him? "No but I love his eyes. I seen his eyes!" Oh jeez. "There is more hahaha". What? My girl: "I want to f*ck him also". Both girls burst into peels of laughter. They fell on the bed laughing. Wait, you BOTH want to f*ck him? "Yes did you see him? Sooooo pogi he is". The friend: "I will have his baby!" This laughter and banter continued for several minutes. So, ladies, after just 30 seconds in an elevator with him, you want to have his baby?. Is that right? My girl: "I don't want to have his baby. But f*ck him yes". The friend: "Hahaha f*ck him and f*ck him and have his baby!" That's all it takes? Pretty eyes? Ladies he is over SEVENTY. "Foreigner guy also". So, pretty eyes and white skin and you melt down into one big pussy and womb? "Haha yes!" More peels of laughter.
OK, so I should tell him that you (the friend) will like to meet? A coffee and then back to his unit? "Yes!" Um, what of your boyfriend? Don't you have a boyfie? "We break. No sex until now. I was not seryoso to my boyfriend". But you are serious to f*cking a COMPLETE STRANGER? "Haaaa mucho gusto!" Check.
The next day I didn't see the foreigner, he missed morning lobby coffee. Also didn't see him in the lobby at all during the daytime. A few days later I was at the concierge desk for something and asked if they'd seen the him. "Then he left. Moved away. A few days ago. We got him a taxi". Hmmm, ok. How dare he not stick around long enough to have my pinay friend use him to f*ck herself preggers.
And with that, the foreigner was later probably stuck with his asawa again, and the friend didn't get a Phil / white baby. Who would have known that white skin and blue eyes would make pinay go weak in the knees. If my vaxxing clinic weren't going great guns, I might need to shed a KG or two, and get some of those fake blue contact lenses. . .