Chat Rooms & Pen Pals

This exchange was part of a chat I had with a girl on DIA earlier today.
We shared YM addresses and this ensued.
It shows more evidence that what you read in profiles is not always "The Truth"


me (10/19/2010 7:01:56 PM): you are not really 65 kgs are you?
me (10/19/2010 7:02:07 PM): if you are only 5ft 2 ins
her (10/19/2010 7:02:13 PM): what u think
her (10/19/2010 7:02:22 PM): tell me
me (10/19/2010 7:02:24 PM): are you chubby? Taba?
her (10/19/2010 7:02:29 PM): not really
me (10/19/2010 7:02:30 PM): you dont look it – I see the foto
her (10/19/2010 7:02:35 PM): oki
me (10/19/2010 7:02:50 PM): 65 kgs means you are quite big if you are only 5ft 2 ins
her (10/19/2010 7:03:02 PM): im not?big
me (10/19/2010 7:03:07 PM): I can see that
me (10/19/2010 7:03:16 PM): so why you put 65 kgs?
her (10/19/2010 7:03:16 PM): yes
her (10/19/2010 7:03:21 PM): i didnt
me (10/19/2010 7:03:29 PM): in your profile it says that
her (10/19/2010 7:03:36 PM): thats not my profile
me (10/19/2010 7:03:39 PM): it says 5ft 2 ins and 65 kgs
her (10/19/2010 7:03:46 PM): i use that coz my porfile is close
her (10/19/2010 7:03:57 PM): so i use profile of my friend
me (10/19/2010 7:04:02 PM): whaaat? so the foto
me (10/19/2010 7:04:11 PM): is that you or ur fren?
her (10/19/2010 7:04:18 PM): yeah its me
her (10/19/2010 7:04:20 PM): i know
me(10/19/2010 7:04:51 PM): now you know why i asked if your profile was yours. crazy
her (10/19/2010 7:05:00 PM): i know dont worry ia snwer u the truth

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Dad ran away with a lady about 8 weeks ago. Hence the fact the family may be relying on gifts even more than ever.

But sure, Dad beeping his horn to pick up his well stuffed daughter would have been an interesting sight. LOL[/QUOTE]

And you are now a 'father figure' :eek:.......I just can imagine what sort of 'fatherly' things you will guide and teach her about.....:D Hopefully it includes threesomes and moresomes with your very shy and god fearing friends.;)

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]And you are now a 'father figure' :eek:.......I just can imagine what sort of 'fatherly' things you will guide and teach her about.....:D Hopefully it includes threesomes and moresomes with your very shy and god fearing friends.;)[/QUOTE]she's already given up the Holy Passage. So the next one is inviting her college friends.. And yes, we are working on getting some of her friends over, getting some vodka down them and getting some play time. LOL

These statements appear regularly on dating profiles, as we all know. In all my travels throughout this country, I have NEVER seen any of 'our girls' engaged in these activities. I'm beginning to think that these words are actually CODE WORDS for other less conservative activities. As in, "I will love to volleyball you, Honey. Then we can badminton with my best girlfriend. ".

I actually saw some makeshift badminton courts in a parking lot in Manila when driving by in a taxi. I did not see any young hotties on the court.

[QUOTE=Questor55]These statements appear regularly on dating profiles, as we all know. In all my travels throughout this country, I have NEVER seen any of 'our girls' engaged in these activities. I'm beginning to think that these words are actually CODE WORDS for other less conservative activities. As in, "I will love to volleyball you, Honey. Then we can badminton with my best girlfriend. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]she's already given up the Holy Passage. So the next one is inviting her college friends.. And yes, we are working on getting some of her friends over, getting some vodka down them and getting some play time. LOL[/QUOTE]

Disgraceful behaviour FF and one I thoroughly approve of :D But remember the Kinky Twin need to be around for more 'advanced' education :p...well they are college girls and I do have a degree...

[QUOTE=Fast Buck Artist]"Man who will love me for who and what I am"

Does anyone have an insight into this particular piece of romance pocketbook wisdom? I read it in every single dating profile.. is it a nice way of saying "I am not gonna change my bad habits like smoking and awful singing for your sake"?[/QUOTE]

For a lot of ladies, it simply means they have lost their virginity.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]And you are now a 'father figure' :eek:.......I just can imagine what sort of 'fatherly' things you will guide and teach her about.....:D Hopefully it includes threesomes and moresomes with your very shy and god fearing friends.;)[/QUOTE]What an awesome response. I am going to be laughing all day.

[QUOTE=Red Kilt]
It shows more evidence that what you read in profiles is not always "The Truth"
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Oh really? You mean people actually lie on their online dating advert?

[QUOTE=Radical Guy]For a lot of ladies, it simply means they have lost their virginity.[/QUOTE]It's just a space filler. They ahve little written english & utterly empty lives.

AV

[QUOTE=Questor55]These statements appear regularly on dating profiles, as we all know. In all my travels throughout this country, I have NEVER seen any of 'our girls' engaged in these activities. ".[/QUOTE]I've played badminton here in a university gym and volleyball at a beach resort. The girls play badminton and volleyball in high school PhysEd class.. basketball for boys.

The only "sport" they regularly engage in outside of school PE class is Karaoke.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Disgraceful behaviour FF and one I thoroughly approve of :D But remember the Kinky Twin need to be around for more 'advanced' education :p...well they are college girls and I do have a degree...[/QUOTE]I expect to have a Manila trip next weekend in case you are around. Actually I should say in case you are in town, saying "around" might make you think I'm referring to your outstanding physique LOL.

[QUOTE=FurryFriend]Oh really? You mean people actually lie on their online dating advert?[/QUOTE]Damn right. I tell them I'm a gentleman. Nothing could be further from the truth. LOL.

Imagine an ad where the guy is honest and says ":

Hi Girls, I'm a horny bastard and want to visit your country, and fuck as many of you as I can in as short as time as posible. I maybe want to fill all your holes and take pics of you in very strange poses. I wil probably insert whatever I can find into you, and dress you in tackly lingerie/bikinis.

I might pay you for this priviledge but maybe not. I will choose a bonking time when you probably don't need to eat because I don't want to spend money on you.

When we are finished bonking I don't want to hear you talking as I will be thinking about who else I'm going to bonk.

I may give my other horny bastard friends your phone number too.

Please contact me.

Ok now THAT would be an honest ad!. Wonder if he would get any hits.

Hahahaha! :-D @ FF

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Damn right. I tell them I'm a gentleman. Nothing could be further from the truth. LOL.

Imagine an ad where the guy is honest and says ":

Hi Girls, I'm a horny bastard and want to visit your country, and fuck as many of you as I can in as short as time as posible. I maybe want to fill all your holes and take pics of you in very strange poses. I wil probably insert whatever I can find into you, and dress you in tackly lingerie/bikinis.

I might pay you for this priviledge but maybe not. I will choose a bonking time when you probably don't need to eat because I don't want to spend money on you.

When we are finished bonking I don't want to hear you talking as I will be thinking about who else I'm going to bonk.

I may give my other horny bastard friends your phone number too.

Please contact me.

Ok now THAT would be an honest ad!. Wonder if he would get any hits.[/QUOTE]

Am sure you would get a few (but would they be the qulaity you would like) but that would spoil the fun of the hunt

As for 'round" ........well am big in all places - so say the girls :D

Am not around Manila next weekend :( but am later - will email you and lets see if we can enjoy the temples of love we so much admire in Manila :p