Aparts Spontaneous Planning with Artemis Backup
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1207226]I would say why not an apartment? As you say that you will be available in the evening, and as it is a damn fine bordello, I would say Mon Rouge would be my choice.
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Sucker 17 - On this, it is a bit more complicated. You really need to look on the interweb, see which girls strike your fancy, and then CALL ahead (most speak English) to see if they are actually there, and when they are available, as some may be booked but have a free hour here and there. You don't need to book it as you still want to see if there is a click between you and photos, while helpful, are just photos. Apartment staffing is obviously smaller, hot girls in demand, their schedules can vary and the last thing you want to do is run all over Berlin for nothing. Just increase your odds so you know some object of desire is where, when.
I would also suggest you read the Berlin thread (nu. 668) and see Angus' blog. Mon Rouge is nice but it is a little smaller than others, and a bit more expensive. Kamilla la Dee, Liberty, Prestige, Royal, even Tiffany / Ritter have wide selections, a few real stunners, and decent prices. Van Kampen also slightly more expensive (maybe 10-20 Eur per session more) but some great girls. Prestige and van Kampen are on the main S-Bahn ring (and KD not so far off) that also stops near Artemis so that's a convenient backup. KD and Ritter post their schedules, Liberty has it by girl on her page. Again all these are not 100% accurate, it is a help, and I wish others would do this, but you still need to call ahead. The great advantage of Artemis is what you see is what you get, you can wait around comfortably. Apartment scene is different but well worth it as the women can be really great. Most apartments have cafes nearby so if necessary, waiting around is doable.
The EUR 6. 10 Berlin day pass good on all busses and trains and a very good option, and the trip planner bvg.de map has an English section. Taxis are cheap but you will spend probably at least 5 Eur p trip. KD, van Kampen and Prestige are fairly close together. You just need to do your homework and call say after 6pm on the evening in question to see who is actually where, when. Will save you a lot of time lost and reduce chances of frustration.
A return long in the coming
It had been nigh on 2 years since I last entered the hallowed halls. The Fates had previously sent both volcanoes and blizzards to stop me, but this time they only managed a delayed flight. I laughed at their vain attempts to foil my plans and bravely strode once more unto the breach:
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his fluids with me.
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed.
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks.
That fucked with us upon Saint Crispin's day." (*)
In my absence, things had changed, most noticeable I found the new tendency of the ladies to gently ask if their company was desired. If declined most would politely accept the answer, and wish me a pleasant evening in Artemis. It came from too many, and too similarly, not to be some sort of general policy, and I must say I approve wholeheartedly.
Another improvement. For me. Was the marked increase in the number of petite brunettes wandering around. For such is the predilection of yours truly that there is nothing more pleasing to the eye, mouth, or indeed any sensory organ, than womanhood cast in such a compact, dark-haired form. In short, I was in heaven, and over the course of a very long Saturday, I thoroughly enjoyed a wide sample of these gorgeous creatures. I will, however, forego a detailed description of the encounters, as they are no doubt much the same as most of those that occur there. Instead, let me write something about the more notable of the new acquaintances I made:
Lenny (or Leni?) from Germany, petite with long straight black hair and an excellent taste in dry humor expressed in very good English. I simply had the most fun time with her that I have ever had in Artemis.
Tracy from Germany. Wavy brown hair and nice bouncy breasts that catches the eye perfectly when she walks by. A good, sexy time was had.
Marcia from Romania. Petite, beautiful, with her black hair in a sexy ponytail. Fun and great sex.
There were others, but my poor brain had too little blood to retain their names. Still, the above are definitely people I would love to spend more time with. Now all that remains is to hope that it shall be more like two months than two years before I am able to return.
(*) Poetic license, since the actual date was October 15, not 25.
Ultimate FKK experience. Where?
Hi,
Been reading this forum for 2-3 weeks now, and I have a simple question and I wonder which FKK is best in Germany (pros / cons)? I've only been to Artemis once and it was the best day of my life, period!
I've heard about Palace, Oase, World etc. But can't think of anything better than Artemis.
Which do you recommend and why?
