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[QUOTE=Crown Comfort]Ok, let me contribute a recent experience as well on London Asian massages. I think we all know better but sometimes we just don’t make decisions with our brain. When I was all lonely again in my hotel I was thinking to give an Asian massage incall service a try. I mainly looked up options on nmduk but pretty much all I called suddenly had a different name and would only do outcall, so classic bait ‘n’ switch.

It was getting late and I was already frustrated when I called skmassage.co.uk up. Again although advertised as incall, they only offered outcall and as I was getting desperate I had myself talked into booking Sharon. The price was as advertised 80 per hour plus 20 for outcall, so total 100 for a “sensual B2B”.

Sharon arrived almost on time at my room and she was presentable but I could sense right away professionalism. Claimed to be South Korean, which could well be maybe 5’5” with long hair and slim body. I was all ready and she started with a massage me belly down. Massage was nothing to write about but it took her not even 10 min to get quite aggressive on my sensitive parts and as she wanted me to turn over after about 20min she had me come. I think she really worked on that schedule. What followed then was pathetic. First of all, she said (!!!) that I should give her 10 quid at the end and I’m asking for what? “For getting me off by hand” LOL. I made it VERY clear that this is out of the question and I dearly paid for that already and furthermore, we have 40min left so let’s relax and then go for round two.

She did start with some massage again but this time pacing herself and constantly watching the clock. After another 10min, she started to question if I’m done and if I want anything else… Of course! Now she said that 1 hour is actually meant to be only 45min (like we are being in school or what). Now by that time I was solely pissed and in no mood whatsoever. After 45min, she packed up and left and frankly I was glad seeing her leave. So much for Asian massage in London. I think I will stick to other countries.[/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear about your less than satisfying experience. But you described yourself why it happened. There are excellent opportunities to be had in London, including Asian massges. But, like anywhere else, you need to have had time to do proper homework, which, I know by experience, is not always possible.
But you can have similarly bad erxperiences in any other countries, even Thailand or Singapore...

[QUOTE=Dreams]Sorry to hear about your less than satisfying experience. But you described yourself why it happened. There are excellent opportunities to be had in London, including Asian massges. But, like anywhere else, you need to have had time to do proper homework, which, I know by experience, is not always possible.
But you can have similarly bad erxperiences in any other countries, even Thailand or Singapore...[/QUOTE]

No worries about this and no need for sorry. It's part of the game and I was prepared to be disappointed. When I say I stick to other countries I was mainly referring to Massages, where I just have some excellent options in the Frankfurt area. But thanks for the thoughts.

[QUOTE=Latex Feen]For all of you out there who want to get a girl who really knows how to do it in every way and I mean every way what a horny little *****.

She does everything you want and more and cheap only £120 and she doesnt rush you. Really great looking with a body made for sex.

Lauren says she is Italian but really I think Brazil but who cares.

I found her on this site.

[url]http://www.ilonasescorts.com/c/view_profile/a/view_data/el/628/index.html[/url]

Here mobile number is there on her profile well just in case it changes here it is: [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]

I hope you enjoy her as much as I did.

She is my usual suspect for the next month or so.

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Out of the 120 £, how much do you get, Mr Pimp?

There are places for adverts.

[QUOTE=Latex Feen]For all of you out there who want to get a girl who really knows how to do it in every way and I mean every way what a horny little *****.

She does everything you want and more and cheap only £120 and she doesnt rush you. Really great looking with a body made for sex.

Lauren says she is Italian but really I think Brazil but who cares.

I found her on this site.

[url]http://www.ilonasescorts.com/c/view_profile/a/view_data/el/628/index.html[/url]

Here mobile number is there on her profile well just in case it changes here it is: [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]

I hope you enjoy her as much as I did.

She is my usual suspect for the next month or so.

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Is it me or is nobody aside from myself enjoying the fruits that london has to offer? Seriously guys, add reports, this is becoming ridiclous

Anyway

Found Leslie on the adultwork site.

It was pretty late, about midnight, and I found her page, she looks pretty hot in the pictures, just the type of girl I'd go after or want to marrry.

Her profile looked promising.

Sent her a text and asked if I could come in half an hour, and she replied yes with the address.

Got there on time, and into the building with a huge lobby and porter, no problems there at all. I went up to her flat and she showed me into the room. Quite a nice place and clean.

Now to start off. She was not the Girl in the pictures at all. But she was still pretty enough. And looked to have a nice body, so I said to hell with it, I've come this far. In hindsight I shouldn't have, I should have just walked out the door in protest of the bait and switch on principle.

I proceeded to get naked and sit on the bed, she did the same, and started to stroke my cock. Very nice playing with my balls and everythin. She then put a rubber on and started blowing me till I got hard. She is pretty good at this. I asked her to get into 69 as I like to taste her too, she did but in a very akward way, so it was pretty difficult. She sucked me for probably a grand total of 4 min. Which I feel is way too short. I like to take my time. She was not a clock watcher by anymeans, but everything seemed very rushed.

After the 4 min of sucking she got on cowgirl style. And bounced up and down, nice. A bit later she asked if I'd prefer doggy and I ofcourse said yes. So I stood near the side of the bed, and she came to the edge and I started again but in all honesty it was getting a bit boring, I tried to rub her ass while doing her from the back, but she very gently moved my hand away, not forcefully, but in a way for me to know she was not into that.

I got soft, so asked her to blow me again. She took off the condom I was using and put another on. Standing and watching her suck me was great, but she is amazing at sucking and I got rock hard again. She turned around and got back into doggy, nice little moanings here and there while reaching back and playing with my balls. After some time doing the motions I was ready to come, I politely asked in I could cum on her, to which she politely responded negatively. And way I was about to cum so I pulled out, and told her to turn around and play with herself for me. She did this like a champion, rubbing and spreading her pussy nicely and with her foot rubbing my balls. Very nice touch. No pun intended. And I came inside the condom. Using alot of tissue paper she pulled it off and wiped my soilder. She excused herself to wash up a bit, and I lay down.

She came back and we chatted a bit, not very interesting stuff, she was stroking my chest hair and running her hand up and down my body. I then asked her if she could give me a massage, she responded positively. I lay on my back and she started. Wow she is very good at giving a massage, not a crazy hard massage, or a crazy useless massage, it is the kind of massage you want your girlfriend to give you after doing the deed with her, nice and sensual with very cute cheeky pecks on the cheek while doing it.

Now the bad part of the whole experience

1. She was not the girl in the picture

2. It was a covered blowjob

3 she didn't allow me to play with her ass, when her profile states she does anal

4. Didn't let me cum on her, (I'm fine with that, never down it before but figured I'd try it once. Epic fail haha)

5 she seemed very rushed

6 the biggest most annoying problem was she got 3 phone calls and answered them, as well as recieved and wrote a couple of messages. Big ass turn off.

Total time spent at hers 40 min. I lost the mood and wanted to leave. I'm sure another round was there to be had, but I was put off.

Damage 130. Not worth it. There are better girls with better attitudes at the 100 range.

Looks 7/10

Body 7. 5/10

Attitude 6. 5/10 not that she had a bad attitude, it just wasnt good.

Repeat. Noway in hell, she just didn't do it for me at the end.

Hello,

Went to this party couple of weeks ago after much researching in this forum and around. Did not find much and very different reviews good and bad.

I took a chance as the place was in West London on my way home and cost was £100 for 4 hrs, did not look bad and also the lineup of girls sounded cool.

Went there on time at 8pm and found some crowd getting in and undressing. Not much space to leave clothes (some cupboard here and there) and thee rooms, two small bathrooms.

Girls were nice, a mix of white and black girl. No ugly ones, and a couple of stunners. Also a real swinger couple joined later on. All sex was covered (including oral) which is ok in a party where a girl end up sucking cock no stop. I took 6 showers during the 4 hrs but was one of the few. Girls stop to take break time to time but did not see showers.

This is really party sex, you never find yourself alone with the girl. Even if you grab one, a soon as you lie on the bed 3-4-5 other guys approach and start touching the lady, and wait for their turn. I did not like this and in the two central hours there were too many people and each girl was surrounded by 3-4-5 guys. I believe some of the punters were just friend of the owner over there for some quick shag.

I'm ok with party sex but here people were like waiting in queue and very close, that annoyed me a bit.

The girls were on average nice and ready to play, even though was all standard like mish, doggy, lady on top sometimes. Oral covered but again sometimes wait in line to get blown.

Lady Marmelade have better looking girl and more willing to party, great attitude, but two hrs is too short for me as I can cum several times and I like that a lot!

In 4 hrs I managed to get 6 shots all fucking, with one of those with the lady swinger that was the only one doing OWO. Was probably the best fuck of the night, very passionate and with real deep kissing. She was really into the mood and prabably liked me as pretty young comapred to some others. I met her with the boyfriend in the tube later on, some quick look and adios forever.

Age of punters ranged from 25 to 50, with an even mix.

I think was a good value overall. Just found weird the request of bringing drinks and condoms (!) that you need to carry around when you are just with a towel around you.

Nice chat in the garden with other punters, overall good experience for the money and quality of ladies.

So far I tried LMP and Limelight, different cost and different quality. You pay for what you get.

I believe lots of people goes to party so please share so we won't get scammed!

M.

Does anyone know if Chelsea of Berwick Street Soho is still working? And if so, where on which days?

Thanks!

Just came bk from seeing a girl from the adult.work site... Rule 1. always wait for feedback. Why oh why didn't I follow it...

Decided to take a chance, used tinyeye to make sure the pics weren't some celeb and made the booking. Girl turns up after a few txts that she'll be late (written in 1st person), it's not her - bait and switch. I show her the profile pics on my phone

"yeh that's my body, they've attached a different head" lol ...I must look a mug (although I am for booking!) It was not photoshoped, probs some ex gf of someone or someone not in the tinyeye database.
"It's not you"
"Why, you think I'm not good looking enough?"
"No, but I'm disappointed I didnt get the girl from the pics"
"Didn't you know, this is what they do on AW?!" brazen admission huh?!
"No, I wasn't aware of this"
"I've come all this way so not leaving till I get my £190"
"You can have taxi money"
"I can do something else, fantasy... blah blah"
"I'm going"

Walks aways with my wallet and testicles full.

I get a txt from her (now in 3rd person) 'Sorry I couldn't make it so sent a friend, thought you might like her as she is quite nice...'
another mins later 'we can still do it for £150'
'You bait and switched me, no thanks'

Goes home to watch footy.


Obviously it was foolish to not wait for feedbacks, but the profile had pics that looked genuine and I know how to tell if one is some japanese porn star or some hungarian model. These ones were good genuine ones that matched the supposed profile of a student...

But still, total F up!

[QUOTE=Tenchi]Just came bk from seeing a girl from the adult.work site... Rule 1. always wait for feedback. Why oh why didn't I follow it...

Decided to take a chance, used tinyeye to make sure the pics weren't some celeb and made the booking. Girl turns up after a few txts that she'll be late (written in 1st person), it's not her - bait and switch. I show her the profile pics on my phone

"yeh that's my body, they've attached a different head" lol ...I must look a mug (although I am for booking!) It was not photoshoped, probs some ex gf of someone or someone not in the tinyeye database.
"It's not you"
"Why, you think I'm not good looking enough?"
"No, but I'm disappointed I didnt get the girl from the pics"
"Didn't you know, this is what they do on AW?!" brazen admission huh?!
"No, I wasn't aware of this"
"I've come all this way so not leaving till I get my £190"
"You can have taxi money"
"I can do something else, fantasy... blah blah"
"I'm going"

Walks aways with my wallet and testicles full.

I get a txt from her (now in 3rd person) 'Sorry I couldn't make it so sent a friend, thought you might like her as she is quite nice...'
another mins later 'we can still do it for £150'
'You bait and switched me, no thanks'

Goes home to watch footy.


Obviously it was foolish to not wait for feedbacks, but the profile had pics that looked genuine and I know how to tell if one is some japanese porn star or some hungarian model. These ones were good genuine ones that matched the supposed profile of a student...

But still, total F up![/QUOTE]

You're certainly not a mug. Well done for walking away, testicles ready to deposit in a more deserving cause. The mugs would have stayed anyway. If everyone followed your lead, bait and switch would soon stop happening.

Yeah seriously I agree! Good on you tenchi for walking away. Doing that is the only real way to stop bait and switch. I have to admit myself that somtimes I don't walk away. But decided now that I'm not going to accept it. Now regardless if the girl is nice, I'm not going to tolerate the bait and switch. There are plenty of other honest hotties out there to chose from!

PS Tenchi can you post the name of the aw girl so others can be aware of her and don't fall for it.

Thanks again

Stay safe and play safe!

Kkreeac

Thanks, I was even half thinking of staying, but I just didn't think this girl justified the fee. Plus I was pissed off about her not being the girl I in the profile.

Thing is the profile said she was from Hemel Hempstead, but then she told me she came all the way from Luton (1hr in car). So she spent a bit getting to my hotel. I guess she(and her agency?) lost out in that way. So maybe they'll think twice about it, but then I see the profile is still active, so maybe not...

I think I'm just going to stick to London agencies!

Come on lads, ‘fess up. Who (apart from Wayne) has tried out Katie’s 82 year old gran?

You can find her in St John’s Wood but you have to check with her carer first so she can change out of her incontinence knickers:D.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Come on lads, ‘fess up. Who (apart from Wayne) has tried out Katie’s 82 year old gran?

You can find her in St John’s Wood but you have to check with her carer first so she can change out of her incontinence knickers:D.[/QUOTE]


Apparently she's as good as Katie is bad at singing :p

Be really cautious of this site, the last 4 punts on this have been a really bad experience ! I'm still wondering why I did so many !

Punt 1.

Asked is oral without and kissing available. Yes came the reply. Got there, handed over the cash - and no - nothing without is available not even kissing ! She just lay there like a dead fish. To make sure I got my money's worth I fucked here for as long as I could and did my best to hold back.

Punt 2

Finished and found blood all over the place - was on here period.

Punt 3

Completely different pictures. Should have walked away but didn't. Finished in 30 mins (1 hour booking) and asked me to go !!

Punt 4

Not as good looking as the pics (though pics were real) Again 1 hour booking finished in 30 mins.

Major warning, there is a lot of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] take on this site, just shop with care. I should have been more firmer as well, but was feeling not up to it after some traumatic days at work.

Was walking around Soho this evening about 6:30. I had a coach to get form Victoria so was just having a wonder for a bit as it's only 10 mins to coach station. This women stopped me and asked if I wanted to see some girls. I don't really know why but I started walking with her. She said £30 = 30mins £60 = 1hour, Cum as many times as you like.

She started asking me weather I prefer white or black girls and did I prefer the younger women. She then mentioned about this 17 year old Malaysian girl that all the guys like (alarm bells). She then was talking to me about my job and was being very friendly.

We got to this door to a flat on Shaftsbury Avenue ( I think). Was next to a Chinese shop and a hairdressers. She had mentioned about coming in and seeing the girls and if I wanted to stay then I could or she would just give me a card for future. She asked me to come in but I declined. I asked if she could just give me a card but she said your just coming to see the girls. After a while she then said wait in the door and I can give you a card. She asked me If I could show her £40 to prove I was genuine and not a Police officer/reporter. I didn't have any cash on me and she said without showing me cash I can't give you a card.

I then just said ok and left go the the undergroudn station. I have red warnings on this site and other about people coming up to you in Soho but this women was very friendly.

I assume there were no girls there and if I had of gone in they would tried to take money and other things off me.