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Did you get her whatsapp number?

That would be the first thing that former Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss navy, would have done.

Here are your lines in a uber.

Voce carioca the gema? (are you a authentic Rio de Janeiro native?

She says yes, sim.

You say, eu sou carioca do fake or eu sou carioca do falsa.

She laughs.

You stick your phone in her face, or you ask and put down her number.

Now, in Brazil car sex is a big part of the culture.

Now you call that hoar driver and haver take ya to praia abrico and on the way in and out you get a little in and out and swing know what I mean.

Well played.

[QUOTE=Tochka;2923325]Well anlother Sunday afternoon in botafogo Panda with three sexy muluta Meghan Markel Larinha Smalls types garotas from Bel Prazer, Eden Spa and Termas Monte Carlos. In Panda the Myknos and Presidential suites sport an indoor private pool.

The uber ride from Centro to Panda Botafogo was a unique first for me. Probably happens all the time to you brasil veterans but I was amazed to be picked up by hot garota de programme GDP Uber driver.

An outstanding beautiful, sundrenched tanned blonde wearing a bright luminous red bikini. Sheetz ifirst thought she's a trap car don't get in.

I double checked everything matched the uber app and said fuck it before hoping in for the brief 15 min Sunday afternoon ride. Wow I was hoping like hell we run into traffic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2923596]Did you get her whatsapp number?

That would be the first thing that former Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss navy, would have done.

Here are your lines in a uber.

Voce carioca the gema? (are you a authentic Rio de Janeiro native?

She says yes, sim.

You say, eu sou carioca do fake or eu sou carioca do falsa.

She laughs.

You stick your phone in her face, or you ask and put down her number.

Now, in Brazil car sex is a big part of the culture.

Now you call that hoar driver and haver take ya to praia abrico and on the way in and out you get a little in and out and swing know what I mean.

Well played.[/QUOTE]That is a brilliant funny pickup line Rsrs definitely will use in the future. Yes sir! Got her wassap to chat and meetup outside of uber driving. I didn't mess around when she was in uber driving mode. They have all those safety protocols to ban idiot passengers with female drivers. I prefer not get kicked off the platform.

I checked my rating last month only to find eleven one star uber ratings, eleven 1* stars from drivers. WTF couldn't believe it until remembered those DR chicas.

I used call an uber car or uber moto to drop her ass off someplace close to metro or in her neighborhood. Damn chicas act a fool in uber car with her amigas chicas, drunk, loud and stupid. The driver runs out of patience, gives the ride one star * lesson learned no more chicas or garotas riding on my uber tab.

So, the names of the guilty party will be redacted to avoid any repurcussioins.

Vagabundo gets to at velha. Havana, Velha Havana, after a nice ride on the luxury bus. That much is fine. Good internet. Good call for work as a lawyer back in Switzerland. Thank god and praise allah that people are always fucking over other people and they need good voodoo educated lawyers who speak Romanch German French and Italian to unfuck or fuck over the guilty parties. Call goes well. AI is going to change discovery.

Vagabundo marks via zap for a session with a provider in a centro prive who barebacks for 50 r more.

He stows his extra gear in a locker which he rents for 100 r. Jimmy Boy will remember the Brazilian captain who recommended this sweet spot near Praca Maua, the museums there, and pedra do sol. He puts on sandals with velcro straps because he is a gear snob or gear fag as his mates in the swiss naval infantry used to call him due to all the gear, which is probably due to all the firefights with those dirty italian bastards not to mention a tour in the middle east supporting the Great Satan, Uncle Sam, in one of those expeditions to whack terrorists.

So anyway, get get into the room at the prive. And the *****, the hoar, the ****, the kunt, the stupid fucking brazilian broad -- lets see how much of that gets censored -- immediately goes into setenta reias mais for sem camisinha. And I am like, I already paid you 50 reais extra over the house fee. I put on Felipe Ret Revel as I usually do.

So in my brain which is connected to my hard dick which is in her pussy, I am translating shut the fuck up into portoguese, and her fucking mouth, which I am trying to kiss for deep french kissing keeps moving.

And this is why God and some sadist invented gags. To shut women up, lay there and get fucked, for the whole hour.

And then she is like bare back anal for 100 reais. So, I already paid her 50 extra, so I am like so 50 more, and she is saying 100 more. And I am saying no, 50 more.

What part of shut the fuck up do you not understand?

She takes me dick out of her pussy, which is a nice wet hot creamy pussy, and she starts to put it in her ass. Not that I really want to sodomize her anus. I generally like pussy better. Nice hot Latina 20 - 25 or even 20-30 year old pussy. But OK, I don't care about an extra 50. It is 10 dollars.

But then she takes my dick out of her pussy and puts it in her ass with some pain evidently by the look on her face. I am a mild sadist but I don't like to actually hurt women, and I certainly don't like causing pain by fucking a woman up the ass, so then she is like goza, cum. And I am like, relax, shut the fuck up, and stop trying to say now I am in debt to you for another 100 reais. I say something like Eu nao quero briga do dinheiro, and I certainly do not want to argue about money during sex. I just got off a internet call with a law firm in Lugano, Switzerland and some database provider about money, money, money, and I do not want to argue with a kunt about money, now while my dick is in your bare pussy.

But, she has a kid, and 50 reais is enough for her to not shut the fuck up. So, I lose my wood. It is the pain on her face. And it is the arguing over money.

Maybe I was dehydrated, or ate too much for breakfast -- the omlette and pao do quicho and toast at Velha havana, where I stowed my solomon trekking boots and laptop in the whiskey locker. But probably not, as just yesterday, I had a great session at another centro prive with Nani at Bel Prazer, all covered, wherein I fucked for a whole hour almost, with a condom on. Nani is Jimmy Boy approved, too. Nice hot little morena clara, a white girl or as white as it gets in South America, not white like my long blood line of Germanic Swiss princes and kings from Salzburg, from where my sainted mother a ex nun escaped with a Austrian navy captain during some world war last century, the details escape me but some of you will get the cinematic literary references.

I digress.

As I often do.

So, there I am, half way (20 minutes) through Felipe Ret' album, Revel. Which is so good that every Carioca I fuck loves it, shuts the fuck up, and lets me slide my bratwurst into her split fig of a vagina with not a word, just an extra 50 reais usually and plenty of lube, sometimes the sex toys (which nani loves, she squirts and cums and making a girl cum is itself a good thing, more on that, below).

So Vagabundo is 20 minutes through a session with a limp dick. I lose my wood because the kunt hoar would not shut the fuck up and let me fuck her perfectly nice pussy and begged for me to fuck her ass, then showed obvious pain but at the same time, said something about wanting more money, and at the same time said don't lube up my holes more because I am allergic to lube. WTF, over? Now, I have my dick in your ass, your face looks like I am shoving a broom stick up your ass and hammering it in with a sledgehammer, and you are asking me for money at the same time. Could I not just stick a gag in your mouth tie you up with the boxing wraps I keep in my chest pack because they double as bandages and hand protection for my muay thai later today, could you not just shut your stupid female mouth?

Civilization has declined precisely when men taught women to write read and speak. I am convinced.

So, I tell the kunt to chupa meu piroca.

I say it with some impatiance and she says, Oh you don't have patience. Vc nao ten pacienca?

I roll my eyes, I must give her vibes of perfect disdain. I try to ignore everything except for my finger up her ass, and eventually, even after Revel (40 minutes) ends, I get wood, I bend her over, I fuck her kunt, which is nice and smooth and hot, and I blow a big load between her legs or on her ass. I clean up, I give her 50 more, for a total of 250, and I vow never to repeat with her even though I can fuck her ass bare on command. Maybe if I can ball gag her so she will shut the fuck up first. No, not even that.

OK, now that I have purged my brain of this horrible fuck, I will move on.

On the upside, over the last few weeks, I have been averaging 1. 2 hours to. 5 hour of actual penis in vagina fucking per day with all the usual suspects, bare fucking an extension of jiu jitsu and muay thai, the hour long sessions twice weekly definitely improve my stamina, not the least of which because I like the runners high of workouts more than the high from cannibis or alcohol.

So it goes.

First off, thanks to all on this board for all of the detailed posts and information. I've been a lurker on these boards during my travels as usually you can only pick up a little information, and I don't typically do much so I wouldn't have much to share. This board is different.

I'm arriving in Copa on Sunday and staying for a few days. This is a business trip with frequent interactions with several coworkers, so my interest will be discretion. I've studied the boards and think I'm prepared (I'm probably not), but I did have one last question I hadn't seen.

Is there any preference for USA Cash vs local currency? I've been to a few areas where the dollar went further than the local notes, and you lose some in the transition anyway. I know to use an ATM and decline the conversion, but before I do that I thought I would ask. Are dollars useful in Copa??

[QUOTE=Travel980;2924695]First off, thanks to all on this board for all of the detailed posts and information. I've been a lurker on these boards during my travels as usually you can only pick up a little information, and I don't typically do much so I wouldn't have much to share. This board is different.

I'm arriving in Copa on Sunday and staying for a few days. This is a business trip with frequent interactions with several coworkers, so my interest will be discretion. I've studied the boards and think I'm prepared (I'm probably not), but I did have one last question I hadn't seen.

Is there any preference for USA Cash vs local currency? I've been to a few areas where the dollar went further than the local notes, and you lose some in the transition anyway. I know to use an ATM and decline the conversion, but before I do that I thought I would ask. Are dollars useful in Copa??[/QUOTE]No. Everything is in R and they consider $$ just a pain because they have to pay exchange fee. Buenos Aires is only place I've been where girls want $.

And yes ATM and decline is best rate but be forewarned most hotels don't have ATM and you don't want to get money at night really. Try to get Bradesco during day.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2924746]No. Everything is in R and they consider $$ just a pain because they have to pay exchange fee. Buenos Aires is only place I've been where girls want $.

And yes ATM and decline is best rate but be forewarned most hotels don't have ATM and you don't want to get money at night really. Try to get Bradesco during day.[/QUOTE]Yesterday the dang Bradesco ATM flashed a screen that specified a 12% conversion fee (on $100)! I almost accepted it because I wasn't paying close attention.

On Saturday went to Eden Spa Copacabana. Eden is listed in Google Maps with directions.

Next to Eden Spa, the Bradesco Banc has an ATM lobby open on Saturday at 6. 30 pm to use the ATM. Its in front of the bus stop, bunch a sketchy folks around.

Head on a swivel and don't use it late at night.

Entering the building is easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Up the elevator, room 401. Rang the buzzer. She half-ass welcomed me in WTF. I was slightly tipsy from earlier days drinking at Centro Dudas and Bel Praser, got to hit those spots early because they open at 9 am and close up by 1 pm or 2 pm on Saturday. Eden stays open later to 6 pm. I book in advance Jenifer and Lily for a threesome, four hands duplo session. That's a Good price $350 are for one hour, two chicas. Damn good price. Still, I asked for a forista discount. She said it's already discounted when a single garota is are $220 are. I showed the gpguia review. Nope, no dice. Fine, let's go. The rooms are small, with a shared bathroom like, Darkroom. Yeah, the sliding doors. The calls of "client coming through the hallway " reminded me of the darkroom.

For some odd reason, the receptionist and I didn't click on the same vibe. Paid in advance. It felt like the cold shoulder receptionist at Abbbora Clinica in SP.

The shower was quick, bringing all valuables into the shower room. Made my way back to the room.

I turned on music Filipe het, old school from back in the day when he was skinny singing about distant shores We only need us. It's the filipe het the music we played during barbecues back in the day.

In the bag, time to bring out a couple of ice-cold hedegebull Zero (redbull) cold Smirnoff ice, and good weed but there are no windows in the stupid room. A few cold stellas. Jenifer and I are rocking it in the room. She is an experienced playa. Gets the program. Young ass Lily's catching up. She is a third wheel. Half a mind to release her early. She trying her best though.

Session ends. Both are booked by other clients for the next hour. Oh well.

I went to reception to ask for a presentation. Sat in the small room in front of the fridge.

The first gal comes in **Boom ** everything changed. It's my gal from bel prazer, genuine hugs, it's been a few weeks, and she lost her phone, damn I am feeling better, we catch up talking, next Garota **Bang** she's from Dudas. Well Hello, dear! Third one from 156 Branco Rio. Now time to party for the next two hours.

The receptionist's attitude completely flipped once she saw the garotas in the lineup knew me. It was a completely different level of service.

I went with two of my favorites into the same room. This time blasted fucking music, smooke weed, drank, sport fuck, deepthroat, leche swallow, lesbian porno licking, they pull out their weird ass sex toys from Centro sex shop, multi deepthroat spray, strawberry lickables. Damn, Brasilia Garotas know the IoP playbook. Pop open their phones to show their private amateur sex videos on the privacy app. Two hours later it's closing time. 6 pm, exhausted, we are spent, half drunk, and got the munchies. Let's go eat at the Japanese buffet place nearby in Botafogo. Cool.

I gave them a nice tip in cash, no pix, I don't use pix will block ya ass at the first wassap pix message. Good time had by all.

YMMV your Eden room experience will be different, the garotas experience might be different, and the attitude of garotas and reception might be different. The evening Bradesco Banc ATM evening hours might be different from my Saturday evening experience. YMMV as repeat client or first timer, or if you have no Brasilia portugus to chat and be. S. With the garotas. Only sharing my experience.

What are, in your opinion, the best 5 or 10 private establishments in SP?

I enjoy a nice private casa, low pressure to choose, ability to hang out with the ladies and others on site. Amd eventually go your route.

I enjoy anything else particularly nice.

LI do like Casarao. Cafe photo and Scandallo are amazing, but expensive. It's worth it from time to time but risky given the cost.

What advice can you give me? Places to go? Ladies to see?

Thanks in advance and always report back!

[QUOTE=Tochka;2925315]On Saturday went to Eden Spa Copacabana. Eden is listed in Google Maps with directions.

Next to Eden Spa, the Bradesco Banc has an ATM lobby open on Saturday at 6. 30 pm to use the ATM. Its in front of the bus stop, bunch a sketchy folks around.

Head on a swivel and don't use it late at night.

Entering the building is easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Up the elevator, room 401. Rang the buzzer. She half-ass welcomed me in WTF. I was slightly tipsy from earlier days drinking at Centro Dudas and Bel Praser, got to hit those spots early because they open at 9 am and close up by 1 pm or 2 pm on Saturday. Eden stays open later to 6 pm. I book in advance Jenifer and Lily for a threesome, four hands duplo session. That's a Good price $350 are for one hour, two chicas. Damn good price. Still, I asked for a forista discount. She said it's already discounted when a single garota is are $220 are. I showed the gpguia review. Nope, no dice. Fine, let's go. The rooms are small, with a shared bathroom like, Darkroom. [/QUOTE]They have one large room at Eden. Better ask for it at the time you make a booking.

What time would you suggest is best to visit das Flores.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2922003]

CLUB DAS FLORES. Av. Marechal Fontenele, 5625, Realengo, Rio de Janeiro, RJ. 30 min 100 r, 1 h 140 r. I think pricings here slightly vary depending on the girl. Or just like many places, some girls quotes or incl the pricing of an upgraded room. In terms of quality, hands down the BEST of the BEST, cheaper non termas type of club in Rio. Range 5-9's, all complexions, 30+ girls even at 5 am. Not sure if like this at all hours. But go late evenings. This amount of quantity and quality is unheard of anywhere in Rio. The club has tight security at entrance and inside, cheap drinks, pool tables, rooms, sitting area. Girls will make ways to come and talk to you, dance, flirt and go from there. Rooms are ok. Highly recommended but just don't go and ruin this hidden gem that most guys don't write about here. You're welcome my lads.

Visiting few other locations on my way out in the next few days. Quick advice is when you're in town, walking these streets in centro and see a tiny starways with lights, music upstairs, don't hesitate to go up. You may end up finding one of the hundreds of no name clubs (some call trash) where you can meet a nice bunda 9 that you can split in half for $15.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Travel980;2924695]

Is there any preference for USA Cash vs local currency? I've been to a few areas where the dollar went further than the local notes, and you lose some in the transition anyway. I know to use an ATM and decline the conversion, but before I do that I thought I would ask. Are dollars useful in Copa??[/QUOTE]If you're bringing cash exchange your money at a 'Cambio' not in your hotel, I know everybody knows this but a few years ago I gave a girl a $100 bill and told her it's equal to 500 reais, next day she called me to complain she got much less, she exchanged in a hotel not a cambio. If you don't know any there's an American on Rua Xavier da Silvieira 15 called Blame it on Rio for travel, his name is Bobby, tell him Bobby sent you LOL. Last time I was there I exchanged $1,000 and asked for a better rate and they finally gave in for this larger amount, they may not discount for a few hundred. You can even rent a bike and get your clothes washed there among other things.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2927126]If you're bringing cash exchange your money at a 'Cambio' not in your hotel, I know everybody knows this but a few years ago I gave a girl a $100 bill and told her it's equal to 500 reais, next day she called me to complain she got much less, she exchanged in a hotel not a cambio. If you don't know any there's an American on Rua Xavier da Silvieira 15 called Blame it on Rio for travel, his name is Bobby, tell him Bobby sent you LOL. Last time I was there I exchanged $1,000 and asked for a better rate and they finally gave in for this larger amount, they may not discount for a few hundred. You can even rent a bike and get your clothes washed there among other things.[/QUOTE]I never exchanged money with Bobby because he always gave a bad rate. He tries to act like he's everyone's friend, then dicks you over on his rates! Then he had the gaul to come begging for money when his place got robbed (twice). There used to be a cambio right across the street that was much better and gave a fair rate (I don't know if it's still there). Blame it on Rio? No, blame it on yourself if you do business with Bobby and get a bad rate! These days I don't travel with lots of cash. It's pulling money out of an ATM as I need it, which is better than handling large sums of cash. Especially since my bank refunds all ATM transaction fees, foreign and domestic. No Bobby and no ATM fees LOL!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2927172] These days I don't travel with lots of cash. It's pulling money out of an ATM as I need it, which is better than handling large sums of cash. Especially since my bank refunds all ATM transaction fees, foreign and domestic. No Bobby and no ATM fees LOL![/QUOTE]I agree, I get what I need from the ATM when needed.

I never paid much attention to the rate that was given when I used the ATM. So, the question is do you usually get better rate from ATM or Cambio exchange? What rates are the Bank ATMS giving in relation to the XE app rate?

[QUOTE=TheCritic;2927249]I agree, I get what I need from the ATM when needed.

I never paid much attention to the rate that was given when I used the ATM. So, the question is do you usually get better rate from ATM or Cambio exchange? What rates are the Bank ATMS giving in relation to the XE app rate?[/QUOTE]As long as you don't pay ATM fees or get credited for pulling cash, it will usually beat cambios even if slightly. That said, some cambios offer excellent rates that can easily compete with ATMs for new, crispy Benjamins when you exchange a lot. I use both methods as some ATMs have maddeningly low withdrawal limits.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2927265]As long as you don't pay ATM fees or get credited for pulling cash, it will usually beat cambios even if slightly. That said, some cambios offer excellent rates that can easily compete with ATMs for new, crispy Benjamins when you exchange a lot. I use both methods as some ATMs have maddeningly low withdrawal limits.[/QUOTE]In Brazil Bradesco works for me in terms of being to pull what I need.