Bangkok Reports

As title stands. Where to find genuine squirter? Any massage place? Gogo? Freelancer?

[QUOTE=DwayneJohnson;1648861]Can somebody give few tips about patpong?[/QUOTE]It's been one year since I've been in Patpong but at that time the places to go were (in order of preference) : Club Electric Blue (seems to be a steady honest gogo over the years. You can check the girls on their website and price for beers are good), The Strip and BadaBing.

[QUOTE=Tabasco72;1649124]As title stands. Where to find genuine squirter? Any massage place? Gogo? Freelancer?[/QUOTE]Did you try putting an ad in Craigslist?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1647016]
BTW, one of my favorite restaurants is about 50 meters from that hotel. Between the hotel and Thonglor. Joke 55 Pojana. Looks shitty from the outside, but amazing food. You probably saw it. Some outdoor tables and some of the veges and seafood on display. About half way between the soi the Marriott is on and Soi 55.[/QUOTE]I really like 55 Pojana too. I stumbled across it one night on my way back from the Thonglor BTS station. It is just a unimposing store front with a very simple kitchen in the back, but I noticed they had a number of customers sitting out front on the sidewalk which is always a good sign. So I gave the place a try. I ordered the crispy duck with basil and chilli sauce and it was very tasty, Bpet Krob Pad Kra Pao. I can't wait to go back and try some of their other dishes.

Patpong, star of light is a rite of passage for BKK visitors. Make sure to go after 18:00 and get at least a BJ on the couch in front of the bar. If you are up for it, strip and bang away in front of the other guests.

Rose bar is seedier but provides the same service. Less quality and a disgusting room for services other than BJ. Did not repeat.

The touts will try to sell you for "massage with young girl", this translates to older provider at an expensive price. The real price is 1000-1500, the rest I assume is a fat commission. Avoid the touts, the will try to sell you movies of "people without I'd cards" and other disgusting shit. Also avoid the "fetish bar", the cover fee is high and gets you nothing.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1649251]I really like 55 Pojana too. I stumbled across it one night on my way back from the Thonglor BTS station. It is just a unimposing store front with a very simple kitchen in the back, but I noticed they had a number of customers sitting out front on the sidewalk which is always a good sign. So I gave the place a try. I ordered the crispy duck with basil and chilli sauce and it was very tasty, Bpet Krob Pad Kra Pao. I can't wait to go back and try some of their other dishes.[/QUOTE]Great stuff! There is another Pojana right next to the Rex Hotel on Suk. Amazing, especially for sea food.

[QUOTE=LAGuy5;1648739]A good non-mongering example of this is the US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act ([URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Corrupt_Practices_Act[/URL]), which essentially prohibits, among other things, USA Citizens and entities from using bribery to gain commercial advantage in foreign countries. If the foreign country also prohibits the practice, bribing a governmental official in a foreign country represents a violation both of the law of the foreign country and that of the United States.

But I agree we need more FR's and fewer legal analyses here. I'll try to be good going forward.[/QUOTE]I agree that this is a good example of how things are today. I do however not agree to the claims that a nation is _entitled_ to enforce its own laws on its citizens inside other countries. To the same degree that I do not accept that any "sharia" or other alien legislation is applicable for punishment of people inside my own country.

Sorry, could not hold it in. Now I'll do my best to shut up about this and get back into reporting mode.

Monger on!

-Peff.

[QUOTE=Optional;1649081]Hi all,

I've only been to Soi Cowboy a few times, so apologies if this is a newbie question: I've noticed that none of the girls at any of the bars on Soi Cowboy are topless (at least not the ones I've been to). However, at the bar right around the corner (right off the main strip), all of the dancing girls are completely naked from head to toe. Just seems strange that this is the only bar that allows that. Is it some sort of gov't restriction on the main strip?[/QUOTE]You are talking about Crazy House where most of the time some of the girls are completely naked. But for sure you can find some nudity in other gogo's in Soi Cowboy.

Suzie Wong will give you some naked ladies and Baccara on fist floor have one shift that goes topless. And all ladies in Baccara, on every floor, do not wear any underwear under their skirts.

All above mentioned I did check myself just last week.

[QUOTE=Tabasco72;1649124]As title stands. Where to find genuine squirter? Any massage place? Gogo? Freelancer?[/QUOTE]

The infamous Tulip massage at Thong Lor BTS. Choose Ying. When in the mood very much a squirter (got me drenched), but YMMV, genuine squirts cannot be faked or produced on demand.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1649406]The infamous Tulip massage at Thong Lor BTS. Choose Ying. When in the mood very much a squirter (got me drenched), but YMMV, genuine squirts cannot be faked or produced on demand.[/QUOTE]That's genuine pp you got drenched with, you know that, don't you?

[QUOTE=Gorgon;1649301]Patpong, star of light is a rite of passage for BKK visitors. Make sure to go after 18:00 and get at least a BJ on the couch in front of the bar. If you are up for it, strip and bang away in front of the other guests.

Rose bar is seedier but provides the same service. Less quality and a disgusting room for services other than BJ. Did not repeat.

The touts will try to sell you for "massage with young girl", this translates to older provider at an expensive price. The real price is 1000-1500, the rest I assume is a fat commission. Avoid the touts, the will try to sell you movies of "people without I'd cards" and other disgusting shit. Also avoid the "fetish bar", the cover fee is high and gets you nothing.[/QUOTE]Are things back to normal at SOL? On my previous visit, the in-house service was not available, and I was asked if I would like to go to a short time hotel.

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1649474]That's genuine pp you got drenched with, you know that, don't you?[/QUOTE]Why do you feel the need to squirt on his parade?

[QUOTE=Zahle;1649529]Are things back to normal at SOL? On my previous visit, the in-house service was not available, and I was asked if I would like to go to a short time hotel.[/QUOTE]I have been trapped in farangland for a few months so I am not updated. Since when have they changed and any news of why?

[QUOTE=EthanHunt123;1649775]Really depends on the phone. Head to Prantip. Loads of shops there. And please bargain around.[/QUOTE]Pratnip is awesome.

I was there today. This is the direction that I found, but I used a motorbike taxi instead (30 b going there, 40 b coming back):

Multistory mall for computer hardware, software and accessories at reasonable prices. Bargain hard and get a receipt.

How to Get There: SkyTrain to N2 Phaya Thai Station (Sukhumvit Line). Take Exit 2, get Tuk-Tuk along New Phetchaburi Rd. About 2 km, Pantip Plaza is on right.

Spaceman.

P.S. Do try the Kao Soi noodle on 2nd floor food court.