Pattaya's 2 Best Go-Go Bars
I haven't added a report for a while, so here goes. For consistently good looking girls day in and day out, month in and month out as well as year end and year out the two best Go-Go bars on walking street are Happy a Go-GO and Super Girls.
Happy a Go Go is probably the most popular bar on walking street. Well, no probably about it, it defiantly is. I start most of my nights there with a few draft beers for 55 Baht that are always cold. The girls at Happy's are always super slim with cute faces. Not too many there with nice real boobs, but quite a few fake ones are starting to show up.
Quite a few Asian tourist go here and a large percentage of the girls seem to prefer them, for the obvious reason. By the way, if you don't know what that is, just ask one of the girls and they will tell you there standard joke.
It is rare that I take a girl from Happy's, I am a tit man.
Super Girls on the other hand, probably has about 70% of the girls as Happy's, but the chances of finding a very high quality girl is much better. These are the two best paying bars on the street, but for what ever reason Super Girls seems to have the same super cute girls, but quite a few have real nice sets of natural tits and much better bodies.
Another big plus of Super Girls is that is only has 25% of the customers that Happy's does. So all in all, I would have to say Super Girls is the best Go Go bar on walking street. I am sure there are others would disagree with me, and that’s your prerogative.
That being said, you can walk into the dumpiest bar in the entire city on any given day and find the hottest girl in Thailand. In fact, just a few doors down from Super Girls is a little bar that can't be more than 20 feet wide that has two of the best looking girls on walking street. So, don't limit yourself to only the most popular bars. If you don't find something you like at any bar, just move on until you do.
One is very pretty, she says she is 18, but I would say 21 or 22 with a set of 35" that stick out straight and she loves showing them off. She NEVER puts her shirt on when she is on stage or off stage, which is great to just watch her parade all over the bar with those beautiful things showing. She is great in the sack too.
There is another one that just came into town, you can tell because she is still shy. She is about 5'-6", which is tall for a Thai girl, as beautiful as they get, with a set of 36DD's that stick out straight. She is not that good in bed, but I am doing my best to help her improve her technique. Somebody had to volunteer to be her teacher and for the greater good of womanhood everywhere I did. She is getting better, thanks to my helping hand and if you ever happen to find here, you owe me a beer for all of my HARD work. (Don't PM me asking what bar she is in, I am not telling.)
For those of you on a budget, or for those of you that don't find what you want at a bar, you can do what a great deal of us do that live here. There are plenty of great GO-GO bars that have 55 Baht draft beer now. Just go to a few of those and you will have a nice buzz on after a while and should be in the mood for a little action.
Then head out to walking street and see what walks by. There are literally thousands of free lancers that walk up and down the street all night long. Many girls come down from Bangkok when the universities are out or the have some free time from work for extra money.
Some go to the discos, some just walk. You can get just as good a girl on walking street as you can at any Go-Go bar at half the price, or even less. The price depends on the girl of course, but it should be between 500 to 1,000 Baht.
I have seen quite a bit of discussion about prices recently, so let me add my 2 cents and give you the real deal.
At beer and short time bars the price is 300 Baht bar fine and 500 Baht for the girl. Some girls might ask for 700, if they are super nice and you like them then pay it. Also, if it is early in the day or evening, they might want a double bar fine if you want to take a girl for a long time, that is standard and if you like her then pay it. Of course the girl's fee will also be double.
The Go-Go bars bar fine is 600 Baht and the girl will want 1,500 Baht for short time and between 2,500 and 3,000 for long time. The same methodology applies at the Go-Go bars, if you take them early in the evening for a long time the bar fine will almost assuredly be double.
A few tips to help you enjoy you stay more.
1) Try to find a girl that likes you, they all won't or don't.
2) The better they dance, the better they are in bed.
3) If you thinking about taking a girl always buy her a drink first to get to know her a little. This hard and fast rule can help you avoid disappointing evenings.
4) Don't negotiate; I gave you the prices above. The amount of fun you are going to have is directly related to the girl. If she is un-happy you will be too. If they ask for a higher price than is standard, and many do, just say something like this, "I heard the price was 1,500 Baht."
That is all you have to do and if they want to go with you they will and they will drop the price fast. Don't feel bad if they don't drop the price either, most of the time they have some alternative reason they won't tell you. Such as, another regular customer is coming by later, they are going home tomorrow and have to get up early for the bus, it is there special time of the month, etc.
Here's a funny side note, the other night I tried to bar fine a girl from Happy's and the manager came over to tell me I couldn't, she told me "Her pussy no good." She was on her period, but the girl would not tell me.
5) Get a mobile phone the first day you are here. You can buy one at Tuk.Com, which is a six story building a mile from Walking Street where you can buy a used one for 1,000 to 2,000 Baht and sell it back for half that amount when you leave.
Then make sure you get every girls number that you take out that you like. They all have mobile phones; in fact the one I took last night slept with it under her pillow. In the afternoon, when you resting in you hotel room give your favorites a call and some of them will come over. Best of all, no bar fine and the Go-Go bar girls will often take only a 1,000 Baht for a little afternoon action.
6) Buy the girls some cheap gifts from back home before you arrive and then give it too them as soon as you enter the hotel room. This is the best investment you will ever make, the girls just love them and they then love you for giving it to them. I used to but tee-shirts or cheap perfume from the flea markets.
7) If your in a bar and they are pushing drinks; like in the form of shooters, get out of there. That bars business is all about drinks and not bar fines. I am all about bar fines personally.
8) If a girl walks up to shake you hand, wants to sit down or ask you to buy them a drink and you have you eye on somebody else, then politely get out of it. Just say you waiting for somebody else, or you want somebody else or you have to leave, whatever. Just do it nicely and you will have no problem. But, once you buy a girl a drink, you will have a very hard time getting the real girl you want. The girl you want will not want to infringe on her friends business and more than likely will stay away from you.
It has been pretty slow in Pattaya for the last year or so due to the world wide economic meltdown. Too bad for the girls, but too good for me. I am 52 now and I have lived here for 6 years and there pretty much is not a time when I leave my condo that I am not hit on, smiled at or have some kind of conversation started by some stunning 25 Thai lady.
In fact, just two days ago I was walking back from Tut.Com to 2nd road because there is a big fruit and vegetable market on the way where a many of the girls go to buy something to eat and I got lucky. I meet a 5'-6" real stunner, I mean she was really hot for some 500 Baht early afternoon action. It was her idea, what could I do say no. Of course not, I would worry if she had anything to eat the rest of the day, so I did my part.
Life is a ***** here; I am more than well aware of that fact. But, somebody has to do there part to help out the third world economies by supporting college education funds of some of there finest citizens (And I do mean FINEST) and I have decide to devote my life to this worth while endeavor.
