German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[QUOTE=TheCane;1634036]Has anybody else noticed that for some strange reason the site software has started to show the word "he" in all caps?[/QUOTE]The spell check on here does some weird shit to the posts. Maybe there is way to turn it off.

[QUOTE=MrHo;1634029]Oh! I did not know that one. Well since Artemis is owned by Turkish owner. Why not huh? Food is not that great at Artemis, so why not call upon their nations great dish, Kebab stand![/QUOTE]Because after a doner kebab or two, no girls will kiss you.

Mr. Ho,

It is because Kenan is a very germanised person or maybe there is some troubles with smoke for kebap. Anyway I am already happy with Artemis's european atmosphere.

Manny. There is no onion or garlic inside the doner but there can be some in shish kebap and it is cooked so I am not sure there will be a bad odour or not.

[QUOTE=Iceberg27;1634383]Mr. Ho,

It is because Kenan is a very germanised person or maybe there is some troubles with smoke for kebap. Anyway I am already happy with Artemis's european atmosphere.

Manny. There is no onion or garlic inside the doner but there can be some in shish kebap and it is cooked so I am not sure there will be a bad odour or not.[/QUOTE]For doners kebap, its not the meat that's "smelly," is all the onions and garlic and pepper sauces.

[QUOTE=Manny51;1634337]Because after a doner kebab or two, no girls will kiss you.[/QUOTE]I take a pack of gum with me. I've been told time and time again that girls don't kiss bad breaths, and guys with stink. Although I think there is more than that. Some girls don't like the short fuzz around my mouth, and I shave it off for that reason.

[QUOTE=Manny51;1634337]Because after a doner kebab or two, no girls will kiss you.[/QUOTE]Haha, I often leave Artemis for kebab dinner in Charottenberg then come back I love the garlic sauce too.

It must be the kebab. LOL.

[QUOTE=MrHo;1634460]Haha, I often leave Artemis for kebab dinner in Charottenberg then come back I love the garlic sauce too.

It must be the kebab. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hi Mr. Ho.

I have a doner kebab just to keep the sharks away from me. Then I use the mouth wash for the girls I really want to meet. LOL.

FiddyCent.

""Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant. " Cervantes, Don Quixote.

I always have a miniature brand perfume in my locker. I shake a few drops on my chest after each shower. It's the equivalent for me of girls putting on a dab of make-up. Everything you can do not to put off girls is worth doing. I guess mouthwash is as much a signal as anything else. If a girl tastes or smells mouthwash on you lips she registers "hey, this guy is clean". Then she's less likely to fuss about other parts of your anatomy. Some FKKs have free mouthwash in the bathroom with tiny paper goblets at hand. Others have ready for a fee (an extortionate 5 euros in Oase if I remember right).

[QUOTE=XXL;1634554]""Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant. " Cervantes, Don Quixote.

I always have a miniature brand perfume in my locker. I shake a few drops on my chest after each shower. It's the equivalent for me of girls putting on a dab of make-up. Everything you can do not to put off girls is worth doing. I guess mouthwash is as much a signal as anything else. If a girl tastes or smells mouthwash on you lips she registers "hey, this guy is clean". Then she's less likely to fuss about other parts of your anatomy. Some FKKs have free mouthwash in the bathroom with tiny paper goblets at hand. Others have ready for a fee (an extortionate 5 euros in Oase if I remember right).[/QUOTE]You are correct XXL. There is a mouthwash and toothbrush set Oase advertises for 5 Euros.

Onions and garlic are good for the body. I won't bother trying to be the naturopath. You can read about the benefits on line. Another good reason for eating garlic is it keeps the Vampires away. I am also fine being the peasant. Wouldn't want them to upsell me either. LOL.

FiddyCent.

This is eternal topic and wonders, it is funny how some girls kiss and some don't, is it because partly because of this movie pretty woman by Richard Gere, if so I resent that damn movie!

However, I had some nice girlfriend who fucks good and kiss amazing, but my best kissing experience was actually at German FKK. I mean there was this chick who was eating and sucking half of my face, I mean literally half of my face was in her mouth. I mean it was insane and she lick and suck your eye rid, nose. I mean I am still traumatize from this in positive ways.

I mean in German FKK, people complain about service level, but sometimes you get some real not just good but crazy service girl. Then more you spend they go even nuts. I mean also beside kissing, best anal sex I had was in German FKK. It is just insane how much pound these girls anal can take. German FKK is only place I can fuck girls ass with Pierre woodman style LOL When I am back home and sitting in cafe or I am in bed in the evening at my home reading book quietly I get some flashback of these insane sessions in German FKK.

I complain about some service level because most time it is bit. But once in awhile you get these girls that is just so good and crazy that I think these moments are the things I will think about in my death bed LOL it is that good!

When I meet girl in my private life that I want to date. I begin to calculate the cost that will incur with this normal girlfriend to what I can do in FKK. Guys. My private life is over. I am official addicted to German FKK, whoring around in Tokyo with some porn stars and hybrid girl and jerking off for the memories. I do not think I am sex addict as I am in control and I do not think about jumping on random girls. But I think I am Mike Tyson would say. A Prostitute hunter LOL.

I love prostitute! I cannot live with them, I cannot live without them LOL.

[QUOTE=MrHo;1634619]I love prostitute! I cannot live with them, I cannot live without them LOL.[/QUOTE]I love prostitution too Mr. Ho! What a great institution! Once I found out that I could fuck as many pretty girls as I wanted to without having to deal with their fickle emotional bullshit all the time, and without having to live a traditional life of bondage filled with debt from paying for a wife, a big house, two cars, and two or three kids, well that was it for me when it came to that other "great" institution known as marriage. Who needs marriage when I'm out here fucking all of these pretty girls nuts deep in their warm anuses? I don't even like to "regular" date anymore. No, what I like to do is to butt fuck these pretty tutes, then send them on their way to their boyfriends who are the ones who desire to wife them up. Yes, fuck them in their cornholes Pierre Woodman-style! This is why I like love the FKKs (and the Brazilian termas even more). Like Charlie Sheen said, we pay these tutes to leave once we're done buggering them in the ass LOL!

LOL. Yes, you can run into some crazy sessions like that at times. Some of them are actually horny, and you notice the signs. Couple weird encounters I've had was where a girl grabbed me and immediately start DFK'ing on the couch.

Halloween falls on a Friday this year, wondered what that does to clubs like Oase and World? Do the girls dress up in costumes or is that only on party days?

Any insights on the new FKK Oceans (will be run by Bert Wollersheim) to be opened soon in Dusseldorf (Oberhausener Str. 17)? If you do a google search, there's some press and a website. But no more info beyond that.

Thanks!

Ray

[QUOTE=Breadman;1634683]Halloween falls on a Friday this year, wondered what that does to clubs like Oase and World? Do the girls dress up in costumes or is that only on party days?[/QUOTE]I am also curious Halloween and this Reformation Day holiday will affect the line up in clubs? Or there will be a high male-female ratio because of holiday?