Tips to enhance your MP experience
As I enjoyed reading FRs from the contributors here, I thought that I have to payback from time to time. Yet I don't believe in posting hints of gems in an open forum.
Previous cases showed that whether symbols will be too vague so nobody benefits from them (you know that spa with flower name opposite to Nissan ad at that crowded street? No? Me too, or too clear and suddenly gems become no more gems.
Rather, I like the shared experiences that add new things to your knowledge, enrich your imagination of what you can do, teach you one more thing to avoid. So here are some tips from my experience in the MP scene, I think there's no need to mention that these aren't facts, because like any viewpoint; they are subjective.
1. Get the right mindset.
Buying sex isn't like buying a steak, you can complain to the restaurant manager that your steak is rare while you ordered a medium well, but you can't complain to the boss that the lady wasn't kissing passionately or she's a bit mechanical.
You may agree on every single act beforehand (5 kisses, 10 minutes sucking and 3 positions. Oh and I'll finger you as well), but then don't complain about her being mechanical or clock watcher, you wanted it business transaction then it's business transaction. No judgement, but I don't get how some punters can enjoy a soulless hateful fuck with a bored provider.
Masseuses won't get involved at any sexual activity with you because you're handsome (unless you're Ryan Gosling). Yes, the only thing that makes them suck your dick, tolerate your squeezing hands, shove their tongues down your throat, wipe your sperm from their bodies; is the generous red and orange tip that will depart your wallet.
BUT.
Unless there's a level of chemistry then it's better to invest your money in a Chinese blow up doll.
2. How much do you want to fuck a sweating pig?
Before talking about chemistry, let's go back to basics, apparently some guys are missing them as per ladies feedback.
Mate, the bare minimum to get a good vibe is to be presentable:
- Clean (Don't go after a 12 hours shift because I can smell your odor behind my screen).
- Well shaved / groomed (nobody will lick your hairy balls and sweaty asshole with that Bush. Even your mom).
- Wear a nice perfume (unless you hate neck love bites).
- Your worst nightmare. You guessed it. Drop some weight if you need to (believe me, it makes a huge difference).
3. Break the ice.
If the only conversation you have with her is where are you from? Work? How long here? Then turn around sir, would you like special? How much? I bring you towel. Then you're doing it wrong.
The first thing you need is to loosen her up, make her laugh, compliment her beauty and then break the touch barrier (in a nice way; tickle, guide her hands to certain spot at your back,.).
Green Light? Then strike more conversations, no don't talk about her family conditions because it's always a miserable and will make her sad and nostalgic), rather ask about how she spend day offs, have you been to discos, what alcoholic beverage she likes. I know you don't want to end up hanging around with a poor massage girl at Grosvenor house but you're just flashing potentials at her mind, that's the mental image you want to set, you're not a loser with no life who gets a relieve at massage parlors; you're cool bloke with extra cash to spend on luxuries like massage.
If you did this right, then this lady will put her best effort to please you, hoping for deeper connection in the future if she left you happy customer.
4. Strengthen the relation. If you're pleased with her service, take her number and text her occasionally. You're not some random customer, you're a potential. Bring her small thing when you come again (chocolates, cheap accessories,.).
5. When you find a gem for the first time; focus on getting the best deal. If you paid 300 instead of 250, this is not odd 50 note, it's an extra 1000 that you'll pay along your next 20 sessions.
6. For veterans only, put the effort to please her in mat. If you're good at it; expect some future discounts and freebies (yes it does happen more than you thought).
7. If you want to go the extra mile; learn some Thai and Tagalog words, they'll appreciate it and it goes long way, remember how many Thai / Pinay work as masseuses around the word (no, Chinese is so fucking hard so don't bother).
8. Never force her to do anything she doesn't want to, these ladies are already desperate for money to support their families so don't take advantage of that.
The main idea is to keep it fun, for both you & the lady. Remember, it's two humans enjoying themselves not a customer using masseuse's body for cash.
Adventuring in International City
I was bored the other day and thought I'll venture into international city for an adventure. Went wandering around and found some business cards. 90% of them did not have a name of the parlor or address like the ones we see in Tecom and other areas.
Just a very nude photo of a girl and a phone number. It was evident that, They were just places for pay and fuck. Called a few numbers and it was all in some apartments. Apparently, There are a lots of such establishments in there. I was not interested in FS as I was more interested in a massage and I like the excitement.
That leads to a nice B2B or HJ.
Saw one card with address and decided to try. It was in the Italy cluster and there was a big sign in front of the center saying, "No Men Allowed" I was like WTF and called them and they just asked me to come in. Was assigned a PRC who was a bit on the heavy side.
No shorts were offered but after I laid down butt naked, she came in and gave me the shorts and showed the peep hole and asked me to wear them. Her English was very poor but had an amazing innocent attitude. What followed was the best hard massage I've ever had in Dubai. You know when you had a great massage when you sleep like.
A baby that night, And I slept for 12 hours straight. I also had a little pain in my lower back that was bothering me for a few weeks and she made it disappear.
After the massage was over, she asked me if I wanted a HJ and I said yes. She just asked if I will pay her extra and I said yes. Nothing more was discussed. She gave an amazing HJ with full top access. She had an amazing pair of boobs and was very passionate. After the deed was over, She gave an amazing head massage.
The weird part was, After the HJ got over, She gave her boobs and asked me to kiss them I guess she is afraid of the owner and more than HJ could be available outside.
Place: 6/10.
Looks: 7/10.
Attitude: 9/10 (always smiling and pleasant).
Damage: 100+100.
WIR: Yes, Whenever I need an amazing no frills massage.
Any action in umm quwain?
Staying with the family at (precious stone from oyster) beach here in uaq over the weekend. Any action around? The family's going to be busy with beach and other activities and I was wondering if I could disappear for a couple of hours for some quick AMP action? Would appreciate a revert in the main thread as I need to get my premium membership up and running.