[QUOTE=Bearsi;2945428]I agree with pretty much all you said. The newbie was asking for daytime action so termas wouldn't be in that category.[/QUOTE]Why's that? Most termas I know are open in the afternoon.
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[QUOTE=Bearsi;2945428]I agree with pretty much all you said. The newbie was asking for daytime action so termas wouldn't be in that category.[/QUOTE]Why's that? Most termas I know are open in the afternoon.
[QUOTE=Showdown;2945394]Team,
I'm taking the girlfriend to Rio and her and I want to enjoy some ladies. My lady is not bi (maybe a bit bi curious) but she wants me to enjoy some ladies with her. Nevertheless what's the best way to make this happen? We've done some things (albeit in the USA) like taking a stripper out back and I was getting a two girl BJ.
I am assuming the only way is to go to a massage parlor and see if they see couples? Also can anyone recommend a good report of distinction for me to read the a first time Rio monger? I've read through them but I am still a bit confused on how it all works.
Any advise is appreciated.
Showdown.[/QUOTE]There are several swing clubs in Rio, many of the girls who frequent these places are Bi, but you might have to offer your girlfriend up to get some. Also check out escorts on websites or find some in the various clubs in Copacabana.
Likewise! Tent sex with a 18 year old negra ana Foxx!
Speaking of which who is up for a vila tour? The link up point shall be McDonalds at metro uruguiana second floor.
Just say when.
Vagabundo is there most days at 13 h.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2945398]Dirty is what puts me off. Small and dingy and the girl is hot and enthusiastic and I'm off to the races.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheCane;2945433]Why's that? Most termas I know are open in the afternoon.[/QUOTE]Most termas open at 4 pm and talent show up in Brazilian girl time so it's more like 5 pm.
Daytime I consider 9 am-3 pm.
For termas it's always best in my experience to go around 6 pm when the girls start showing up.
Earlier than that you're burning the beautiful day light and could be doing some cool and fun in the city and not sitting in a empty dark club room with maybe 3 girls you don't want to bang.
[QUOTE=Showdown;2945394]Team,
I'm taking the girlfriend to Rio and her and I want to enjoy some ladies. My lady is not bi (maybe a bit bi curious) but she wants me to enjoy some ladies with her. Nevertheless what's the best way to make this happen? We've done some things (albeit in the USA) like taking a stripper out back and I was getting a two girl BJ.
I am assuming the only way is to go to a massage parlor and see if they see couples? Also can anyone recommend a good report of distinction for me to read the a first time Rio monger? I've read through them but I am still a bit confused on how it all works.
Any advise is appreciated.
Showdown.[/QUOTE]If you could take a detour to SP.
I believe it's better for that.
You can take her to casarao, Scandallo, connections or other boates and find girls.
Online girls are plenty and down for couples too.
Lots of high end swing clubs too.
You can also go to one of the regular clubs and if you're both pretty hot some Brazilian couples like to swing with regular people.
There's just more avenue to do it in SP.
Rio you could also but I generally do believe you need some contacts with girls you know are down and that takes some hustling and work.
You can go to 4 x4 but it's pretty limited amount of girls and so you'll see the same ones after two visits.
DV or Casablanca can work.
Swing clubs.
Online girls.
If you both or one of you knows Portuguese then you can go to one of the clubs in Lapa or one in Vidgal (it's a favela but it's been white washed for tourists and gringos stay up there to rent or drink) went with a hot Carioca and we got hit on by three different couple.
I don't think I've seen a guy take his girl to one of the termas before.
4 x4 sure but it was mainly Brazilian guys partying with their wife or something like that like a regular club.
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2945267]Come on JB, Bearsi was just being sarcastic with his humorous response to the OP, who should have RTFF first before asking really generic questions like what's the "Best neighborhoods? Best places to physically meet women?" I mean, Come On, man! LOL. RTFF! Go pack 5 pages. Is that too hard? Or at least try reading Conde Naste before planning a trip to a foreign country.
BTW, I am sure the OP was able to figure out the joke at his expense and what Bearsi was really saying. Of course, I am assuming the newcomer is just lazy and not brain dead, but I guess I could be wrong. KKK.[/QUOTE]Both Bearsi's original post, and his subsequent post defending the original post, were deleted by the moderators. These actions should make it clear that it is not acceptable to make suggestions that could put members in danger, even if you're being sarcastic or trying to be funny.
BTW someone called me a newbie in a thread below. You're right -- and I liked it. I am a Brazilian newbie and looking forward to my October visit. However, I've mongered in 8 countries and 15 years.
I've asked this question before, but want one last check on advices. With that let me practice my Portuguese. Eu gosto sexo sem camisihna; Eu limpo and seguro. Americano executivo. Eu tehno testes nao stds. Eu PREP. Eu tehno vascetomia. Nao bebes. Kkkk.
My question is advice on timing of negotiation. Upfront or once in hotel and sort of let it play out? In Asia last 5 years I've elected to do the later. Girls there are usually willing and willing for the money. Of course I'll pay for the accommodation. But trying to do it upfront was too difficult particularly with language differences.
Advice when in RIO?
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2945656]With that let me practice my Portuguese. Eu gosto sexo sem camisihna; Eu limpo and seguro. Americano executivo. Eu tehno testes nao stds. Eu PREP. Eu tehno vascetomia. Nao bebes.[/QUOTE]Lots of errors. Out of curiosity, why "Americano executivo"? That would just be a way telling the girl that you're a guy that's easily fooled.
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2945656]BTW someone called me a newbie in a thread below. You're right -- and I liked it. I am a Brazilian newbie and looking forward to my October visit. However, I've mongered in 8 countries and 15 years.
I've asked this question before, but want one last check on advices. With that let me practice my Portuguese. Eu gosto sexo sem camisihna; Eu limpo and seguro. Americano executivo. Eu tehno testes nao stds. Eu PREP. Eu tehno vascetomia. Nao bebes. Kkkk.
My question is advice on timing of negotiation. Upfront or once in hotel and sort of let it play out? In Asia last 5 years I've elected to do the later. Girls there are usually willing and willing for the money. Of course I'll pay for the accommodation. But trying to do it upfront was too difficult particularly with language differences.
Advice when in RIO?[/QUOTE]Only way to find out is to try it out 😜.
No need to throw in the "americano executivo". Let us know how it goes.
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2945656]
My question is advice on timing of negotiation. Upfront or once in hotel and sort of let it play out? In Asia last 5 years I've elected to do the later. Girls there are usually willing and willing for the money. Of course I'll pay for the accommodation. But trying to do it upfront was too difficult particularly with language differences.
Advice when in RIO?[/QUOTE]CC, either approach you mention will work when it works. I personally prefer the let it play out and see route because 1. I really do not like to negotiate specifics up front and 2. I do not necessarily want to bareback every girl I shag. So, after taking into consideration how a girl looks health wise and where I found her, I like to inspect the goods up close and personal before deciding. Basically, when I am in bed with a girl and if I decide to go down on her, it follows naturally that I will also want to bareback her and that is when I will bring the subject up.
But you should be aware in advance of your arrival in Brazil that compared to Asian girls, Brazilian girls are very, very condom conservative. They make up for this negative cultural habit with, IMHO, higher sex drives than your average Asian girl, but in my experience roughly 90% of the Brazilian girls I have been with insisted on a condom on our first time together no matter when I made my pitch or how much extra I offered. This compares to an 80% to 90% 1st time successful bareback rate that I have experienced in places like Makati, Phnom, and Jakarta. For example, back a few centuries ago when I posted my 1st PI trip report, I titled it "Barebacking in the PI" because that is all I did for 3 solid weeks. 555. Man, I loved that trip, and I loved those girls!
YMMV. Good hunting and let us know how you made out after you get back home.
A. H.
Senor waltoderri, and any other rio newbies.
Please PM me, Jimmyboy, Nounce, or michaelsamuel to be added to a whatsapp group in which we do local meetups and will send you the latest version of bubbaboy's guide for Rio.
Jimmyboy was descended from the Nero line of Roman emperors, the aforementioned Ferraris, who have no sense of humor and are great accountants. In fact, he caught some mafia scam in a Lugano branch of UBS, which is why he is so uptight.
Vagabundo, on the other hand is descened from the Caligulas Ceaser line of Roman emperors, and favors throwing wild sex parties with anonymous names, and all the other stuff that goes with late stage empire, but I have a sense of irony, not to mention a fine sense of satire and I have learned all my Portugese from porto dos fundos, tropa de elite, cidade de deus (including the excellent new series), and Felipe Ret; as mentioned, my upcoming comedy special on Porta dos fundos is the lines I noted in a previous post. Comedy gold. Trust me. Rehearse them. Use them. Every time you talk to a hoar, then just start playing felipe ret. And fuck.
Today, I fucked for 45 minutes careena collins in a centro prive.
OK, so the standard link up point is now McDonalds, second floor, Uruguiana Metro. Got it. Every day, 12 h or so, confirm a day before or more more, as much as possible. And I will give you the grand tour, so will Jimmyboy when he is in town, though, as a 89 year old with a 31 centimeter Roman penis, he prefers to eat at Zanetti grill nearby.
I digress.
As I do alot.
The other two senors mentioned are also mods of the local zap group, and there are many others from this fine website who have been promoted to be mods. This group is actually a good group of people, male sex tourists being good folks. I am thinking of branching out into doing sex tours for women too, as mentioned, some guys have women friends who like to pay for play, and after all, isn't Madonna a sex tourist, grabbing the asses of mister bumbum and a saint for the Passport Sisters? Man, I said that on the local Rio digital nomads group, and the kunt mod who runs that group went wild, like I stuck a large usb vibe up against her clit, tied her down and orgasmed her on a nude beach in front of dozens of horny men.
I have a fucking female college classmate who is pushing 60 who is interested in going into the female financial fem dom business, and she wants me to download all the femdom section of kink dot com for her, and teach her derivatives trading, the stupid kunt. Kunts. Jesus, god created them slower, didn't he?
Speaking of which, look up hetero jesus on porta dos fundos, hilarious!
[URL]https://youtu.be/y2mccgB3XIk?si=nh3Mkz1AYusYDVTM[/URL]
[QUOTE=WaltoDerri;2944789]Greetings,
Fairly new on the ISG side from USG. I'm heading to Brazil with a buddy in a few weeks and I was wondering what were some must things to see and do outside of the obvious tourist traps? Best neighborhoods? Best places to physically meet women? Is there a parque lleras equivalent? Best websites? Which neighborhoods to avoid? Best restaurants and bars? Etc. I'm sure the info is here but it is hard to navigate this site for me so I was hoping someone could PM me or share a link and I'll do the rest on my own. Hitting up both Rio & SP but posting here for Rio tips. Thanks in advance fellas.[/QUOTE]
Quero fuder sem camisinha. Sou limpo (showing test on phone, preferably in portoguese). Sou ator porno. Meu nome e felipe ret bengala. (start to play felipe ret).
[URL]https://youtu.be/yAk7BkGl2Jw?si=o1zjAj34AEDag6IB[/URL]
[QUOTE=Anaggie;2945774]Only way to find out is to try it out 😜.
No need to throw in the "americano executivo". Let us know how it goes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheCane;2944894]Can't believe someone posted this. Twice even! Actually, I can believe it. Talk about lazy! I guess this is your idea of research (rolling eyes).[/QUOTE]Yeah Bro sorry I do not have the free time or energy to peruse all two thousand pages + of this thread or know how to navigate the search as a newbie. You could have just kept scrolling if you had nothing to add LOL.
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2945003]Bearsi is fucking with you. Don't believe a word he says, especially about going to Rocinha or other favelas. You will be mugged, at best, or killed, at worst.[/QUOTE]No worries, I didn't even see it before it got deleted.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2945175]You can start from Reports of Distinction. SocratesNY has excellent trip reports that have the SP info you are looking for. There is nothing close to Lleras in these two cities[/QUOTE]Thank you for an actually helpful quick tip. I did not see the link back in the general Brazil forum. All organized in one place helps a lot. I'll read up.
No worries fellas, I am from another Latin American nation and I know to stay away from shitty and shady neighborhoods but that could indeed be reckless info to give to someone even more ignorant than I LOL.