Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2945656]I've asked this question before[/QUOTE]This type of information is in Bubba's guide. You can get the updated guide from VegaBundo1. You can also consider converting the style of your questions from "I" to "You". It also depends on context or venue. I would ask the services that I must have in advance, the rest can happen later. If I am in Scandallo, I have to have a make out session before going to the room, then the only question left is if the girl would do BBBJ or not. I don't ask BBFS before taking her because I don't need it and is unlikely to get it on site.

It sounds like we need to spend a good amount of time in SP for what I am seeking. I am studying Portuguese at the moment to try and make things easier. I recall many years ago mongering in China and I needed to actually DRAW things on a napkin to get my words understood LOL. I don't want a repeat of that.

We are also trying to find a civilian unicorn that maybe could spend a few days with us. We will pay handsomely for that as if we find the right women we will spend much time with her while we are there. We have secured a nice AirBNB and having my GF and another women walking around topless for a few days would be nice.

Thanks for all the responses and PMs.

Showdown.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2945501]If you could take a detour to SP.

I believe it's better for that.

You can take her to casarao, Scandallo, connections or other boates and find girls.

Online girls are plenty and down for couples too.

Lots of high end swing clubs too.

You can also go to one of the regular clubs and if you're both pretty hot some Brazilian couples like to swing with regular people.

There's just more avenue to do it in SP.

Rio you could also but I generally do believe you need some contacts with girls you know are down and that takes some hustling and work.

You can go to 4 x4 but it's pretty limited amount of girls and so you'll see the same ones after two visits.

DV or Casablanca can work.

Swing clubs.

Online girls.

If you both or one of you knows Portuguese then you can go to one of the clubs in Lapa or one in Vidgal (it's a favela but it's been white washed for tourists and gringos stay up there to rent or drink) went with a hot Carioca and we got hit on by three different couple.

I don't think I've seen a guy take his girl to one of the termas before.

4 x4 sure but it was mainly Brazilian guys partying with their wife or something like that like a regular club.[/QUOTE]

With apps like Google Maps, Google Translate, Uber etc, travelling without speaking the local language is far easier than it used to be. Obviously knowing the language is better and will enhance the experience but it's not essential.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2945912]This type of information is in Bubba's guide. You can get the updated guide from VegaBundo1. You can also consider converting the style of your questions from "I" to "You". It also depends on context or venue. I would ask the services that I must have in advance, the rest can happen later. If I am in Scandallo, I have to have a make out session before going to the room, then the only question left is if the girl would do BBBJ or not. I don't ask BBFS before taking her because I don't need it and is unlikely to get it on site.[/QUOTE]I'll have to play around with approach whilst there. I think making sure at least BBBJ is discussed upfront is good advice. Then maybe broach add ONS later. If she only does CBJ then there is no chance. My experience it will all come down to money and willingness; and being respectful + excellent grooming doesn't hurt. Hopefully they think my rough American Portuguese is cute. If prices in this forum and on the websites are anywhere near accurate, a "miss" with my pitch is no big deal. It's so cheap in Brazil compared to other parts world.

[QUOTE=Anaggie;2945774]Only way to find out is to try it out 😜.

No need to throw in the "americano executivo". Let us know how it goes.[/QUOTE]In my opinion I think his point to mention he is an executive is to say I'm an upstanding person and upstanding people don't have STD'S. Not saying that's true it probably doesn't matter. I like bareback as much as Anybody else but try to keep it to a minimum. Usually the only time I would ask for it is if I can't bust a nut and thinking that removing the condom will help, sometimes it helps sometimes it doesn't. Some girls will just jump on you without a condom and others will be willing to negotiate for more money, if you're an executive she may expect you can pay more. Some girls no matter how much you offer her will never do without a condom maybe they have your good health in mind.

Just stopped by to see what's happening our days in Rio, and to salute the fellow mongerers here (I see some of the old ones still around). I used to monger in Rio 20 years ago, when "Helpi" (Help Disco) was there, then at "Balconi", after I got older I moved my area of interest to SE Asia, and told my friends that I did it out of fear that if I can't satisfy the wild cariocas, I will get beaten up by them (joke).

Are the perfect bodied cariocas still sad because they wish they had a bigger butt? In Asia the girls wish for bigger noses.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2946261]In my opinion I think his point to mention he is an executive is to say I'm an upstanding person and upstanding people don't have STD'S. Not saying that's true it probably doesn't matter. I like bareback as much as Anybody else but try to keep it to a minimum. Usually the only time I would ask for it is if I can't bust a nut and thinking that removing the condom will help, sometimes it helps sometimes it doesn't. Some girls will just jump on you without a condom and others will be willing to negotiate for more money, if you're an executive she may expect you can pay more. Some girls no matter how much you offer her will never do without a condom maybe they have your good health in mind.[/QUOTE]You are correct. Gives some credibility. Plus I say I'm in Rio on ferias and negocios for quarto semanas so they think I'll be repeat. I negotiate for a living so no problem there. Regardless, I'm tourist first and monger 2nd so worst case I get some nice BBBJs from really hot Brazilian women and I see a unique city. Having been in SE Asia last 5 years on trips it will be refreshing to have women who have curves. Now I have to research good places to eat around the JW.

Vagabundo and Amber Lynn sitting in a tree.

So today Vagabundo fucked Amber Lynn, a regular fave in a centro prive for 35 minutes.

A wingman came in and met up. Vagabundo failed to let him know that I was sessioning, and he was actually in the prive, and I wanted to have him meet Amber Lynn, her callsign. We mongered over to Club 116, the secret terma. As Rabbi Vagabuno, Senior Pagan Chaplain to the Brazilian Grupo Maritimo, is actually a Spinozite Jew who celebrates his bar mitzvah annually every November, he was glad to meet his new wingman, also a pagan from Switzerland, who bought Vagabundo a pair of fake ray bans on the street, but at 30 reais, and with fake Amber Lynn kunt, fuggit, life was good. Wingman liked 116, and we planned to go to Barra for Perola Negra and Paris Cafe on Thursday. Join us. As Senor Nounce mentioned, you should get the Bubba Boy guide, and you can PM Senor Nounce too to be added to our group of all male or mostly male or at least hyper masculine digital nomads fuckers of Brazilian kunts, fuggit if the feminazis in the rich world can't take a joke while we leave them in the rich world to take care of our offspring.

Cost was 280 r for bare hot af brazilian kunt.

Shalom, Amen, and all that other bullshit. Spinoza would say when Amber Lynn is sitting on your face, or you are training muay thai with a hot af brazilian women in her early 20's, you see god, or God or Yahweh, or you get some wood, and if you don't you need to come get laid in Rio de Janeiro. Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostroroum tantum, blablabla.

[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2947503]Plus I say I'm in Rio on ferias and negocios for quarto semanas so they think I'll be repeat.[/QUOTE]What is a room week? Do you mean you are going to stay in the room with them for weeks?

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2947660]Vagabundo and Amber Lynn sitting in a tree. So today Vagabundo fucked Amber Lynn, a regular fave in a centro prive for 35 minutes.[/QUOTE]Seems they need to update her whereabouts then: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8-7VhHWww&ab_channel=BehindtheScenesX[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2947752]What is a room week? Do you mean you are going to stay in the room with them for weeks?[/QUOTE]Typo. He meant quatro semanas (4 weeks).

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2947829]Typo. He meant quatro semanas (4 weeks).[/QUOTE]Thanks, Jimmyboy. Shit at 56 years old I'm lucky to be able to go every other day.

[QUOTE=OldAndUgly;2947462]......after I got older I moved my area of interest to SE Asia, and told my friends that I did it out of fear that if I can't satisfy the wild cariocas, I will get beaten up by them (joke)........[/QUOTE]That's close to not being a joke. They get rather testy if you don't satisfy them.

Thursday, Week in Baseball.

So Thursday, Vagabundo fucked 40 minutes in a prive and then trained muay thai 45 minutes, and trained first aid (primeiro socorro) with the muay thai team. Then he headed out to Perola Negra with the wingman from earlier in the week in which he banged Amber Lynn (a codename for a prive girl in centro who does it raw, a form of magical realism, bossa nova, or to explain to the congregation in this literature class, historically in south America, sensitive information has often been shrouded in some form or art, and the sensitive info is which girls exactly give it up raw, as that could cause problems for the girls and for the casa. So too, bossa nova was a way to get out coded messages, and my view is that magical realism was too. Someone shit me a Ph. The on that topic.

OK, so we linked up on Olegario Maciel, at the hookah place. Wingman was trying to pick up as much ass as possible. Olegario Maciel in Barra is the place to be. OK, Vagabundo is sick af of all newbies asking where should I stay. I have that covered in my update to Bubba boys guide, and the answer is at metro jardim oceanico. So, whatever.

So we went to Pineapple to eat. Eye candy was prime, a salmon and risotto cost 120 with some mate (tea). This is the place to go for a date with pros, non pros, etc. Great vibe, great atmosphere.

We walked over to Perola Negra. All the regular crew is there, including aninha anna zawaadi foxx, whose creampied kunt I have passed pictures under the israeli flag around endlessly on my zap group. I even showed that dripping kunt pic to the girl that wingman bought a drink for, and she called over ana zawaadi foxx and described the picture to her, and then ana shot vagabundo a dirty look. I had been pernoiting her with unlimited creampied up her kunt and up her ass for like 24 hours, taking her to the beach when she was a 18 year old at vila mimosa, and now that she is the hottest negra at perola negra, she is commanding 340 per 40 minutes, and she won't let vagabundo creampie her kunt any more. But Vagabundo gets numbers, and makes a market and creampied new kunts weekly. Cover was 50 r. Not justified, but that is brazilian biz math, just keep increasing the rates on fewer customers and so on.

Vagabundo had trained muay thai with legit leads for not just a possible real GF but friend earlier so he was centered like the great lama on his deathbed with full enlightenment, and the insight is this, mongering is kinda lame if you do it for like years on end, specifically 1700 days continuously. Really hoars are the bottom of the barrel, and we are swimming around like catfish, sucking shit out of the bottom of a river polluted with sperm, lube, and every other evil substance that hoars stuff up their kunts.

We ubered over to paris cafe, and wingman picked a kunt, and vagabundo went to the 24 hour zona sul and got some sourdough and salmon, and went home and air fried up the salmon patties and watched some joe rogan.

Last week, I creampied careena collins three times, each for 45-51 minutes in the hour. I also creampied the ass after a good session of ass to mouth with one of my all time favorite meier girls, who also will remain anon in a centro hotel. I get such as steady diet of raw bareback pussy and ass that I just am blase, I don't give a fuck when I get into the putaria, which I only go to in order to hang out with wingmen who are worthy of hanging out. My lines are (and you are free to copy them, but you must do so with conviction).

Eu sou felipe ret bengala, sou ator porno, go go boy, normalmente mulhers me paga 500 reais para sexo, por que por voce vou fazer desconto, vc pode me paga 300 reais por sexo.

Then you kinda dance samba, and you got to say it with confidence.

Boom, now you too are a carioca do fake, a carioca falso.

Oi vey.

The best part of the year has passed. Dreman came in and that marked the high light. Dreman too banged Amber Lynn, a callsign, for those of you who do not follow the inspired writings of Rabbi Vagabundo who is handed these words directly from yahweh, the God, the one and only God who gave us pussy. There shall be no false gods. Pussy is our god, the god of man. Or perhaps it is ass. It is Brazilian women. Brazilian women are proof that god wants men to be happy, beer too, but that is a different topic.

OK, so now the days get longer until carnival. Oh, fuck carnival. Fuck samba. Fuck all that noise. Fuck the carioca upsell. Fuck the stupid touristic bullshit. Take your samba shit and go back to the favela, all Vagabundo wants is kunt, bare naked 20 ish year old negra high energy, bounce up and down on your dick for 51 minutes, don't ask me for a tip, just give me your bouncing ass on my dick kunt. A distant second is loira branca bare naked amber lynn quality white girl kunt, but that is a far distant second. A first may be the bare naked ass of a morena meier, a morena falsa magra, with the negra a close second, and often in my fantasies and perhaps in reality a actual dupla with a morena meier and a zona norte negra, see how you need to make the connoisseurs appreciation of carioca sex holes ryme a little to show your luv of these hoars holes? Morena meier hoar hole, zona norte negra hoar hole? I am not looking for a party. I am not looking for all you asshole tourist mongers coming in and asking where to stay and complaining about how the hotel fucked you. Yes, a carioca running the airbnb and the hotel fucked you? Fucking gringos is the national business because Brazilians generally have nothing. They don't have the reserve currency. Their naval officers may be well paid but they have been building the same nuclear submarine for like 24 years. They don't have shit. Their lawyers troll x videos and take down your videos if you have the word Copacabana. By the way, don't stay in copa. If you do, you have been warned. Pestana hotel is now charging for visitors? !

Whiskey tango foxtrot. Over. As we said in Switzerland while in desert maneuvers with M1 A1 tanks and infantry with SPIKE NLOS missiles strapped to our backs marching into hez territory to drop a half dozen 40 mm grenades into a terrorist building.

So then you get a Airbnb where you also can't have guests.

I mean, did Vagabundo warn you?

Look, Vagabundo is not a full service travel agency. All he cares about is that you can get your fat, white, hairy, unattractive rich world ass to the second floor of mcdonalds at uruguiana metro at the right time to go on a quick and dirty pussy patrol, to be a reasonably cool dude with some insights about the world preferably from economist dot com, to be a good patrol buddy, watch your sector and look like you know how to fight so we can be safer, IE, a net plus on the street.

So gitter done.