Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1441671]Only you and god knows what you had for lunch.:)[/QUOTE]Just part of a well balanced meal.

One simple word to put my experience. Crazy.

Thanks to all the senior members here, I have crossed the border without any hassles and have taken the taxi to Cascadas. Checked in to the room and after taking bath went out and surveyed the area. Lot of SGs are standing along the way and when I looked at them they tried to make contact. I was thinking that it is a good sign. Went into Hong Kong and looked the girls, there were good selection. Now I understand why all of you are pissed of at meseros, they are attacking new guys like bee. Since I do not want to go at it first I told them that will look around and then go for it. I went around and exited the other way and went to Adelitas. They did not allow me to carry a water bottle which I was holding. So thrown in to garbage can and went into the Adelitas. Please is packed with lot of MILFs and curvy girls. My hormones suddenly started rushing. I held myself and looked around then went out to Chicago Club. This place is almost dead, so quickly exited. Went to tropical, Valentina and another bar near by. All are so so. Nothing to speak about.

Thought I will go back to Hong Kong, just before HK entrance lot of music at the Las Chevelas entrance so thought will give a visit but was very surprised to see the good collection. Made a note to come back later. I did not see many reports this bar so was the surprise. Now I head back to HK.

Boy! I was really taken aback the crowd I have seen in HK and the some of the girls are stunningly beautiful. My hormones are in overdrive now. Looked for a spinner type girl with cute face. Found a girl, was looking at her but suddenly someone pulled her into their seat. I was pissed that I missed to call her first so moved on I went to the another end and came back again and she was standing at the same place. Quickly went to her and started chatting with her. She said the regular 80 USD and I thought that I will feel her up. So ordered a drink for her and started feeling her. She has nice ass and cute face. Convinced her for lfk and went to my room. Once she removed the dress found that the boobs are man made, I cursed myself for not touching the boobs in the bar, since it seemed small in the bra I did not force myself to check on that (lesson 1). She is really cooperative in bed with good lfk. Banged her in multiple position and closed the deal. Once done she took a light bath and asked me to accompany her back to the bar. So I cleaned up myself, dressed and left with her to the bar. She said good bye after entering the bar and I felt hungry. Went to the taco stand nearby the corner Av Cons. Had few tacos and they are really good.

Next is time for some curvy action. Went into Adelitas. Started looking at the Chicas with some curves. Many are wearing dress to hide midriff did not note that point until later. Saw a girl with cute GND look (wearing corset) and started chatting with her, she really seemed cute and seemed to please. Looked curvy also so negotiated for 60 and off we want to the room above. Once inside she started removing the dress then it struck me like a thunder. The corset kept her figure like hourglass and she is just an ordinary MILF (I really cursed myself for my lesson 2). However she really tried to please me and talked genuine. We talked for some time and she started lfk and then we are on to some action in the bed. Multiple positions and closed the deal. She cleaned herself and let the room. I cleaned my self and left the room. Now the annoying part. When went into the there was one cleaning boy whom I gave $2 and when I come out after the deal there was another one asking $2. Really pissed me off. Not sure how is your experience. Felt tired and went to room and slept.

Got up in the morning and had breakfast. Roamed around for some time and checking out the SGs. Then I thought I will bang someone from HK, went in to HK, alas there is not many. I was waiting for 30 mins to see someone doable. Nothing. Now my wait goes into desperation mode another 1 hr passed nothing. Now desperation changes to anything is ok mode (never go on Sunday morning. Lesson 3) Talked with a girl and off we went to my room. Closed the deal. Interesting fact is the girl is chatter box. Was staying with me for another 30 mins.

Have to check out the room so asked her to leave and took bath. Checked out the room and went to lunch in Sonoma (not sure on name; opp to HK). Had lunch and left the area in the taxi. Line was too long at the border. One guy came asked me $5 for car ride. Thought it will be a good bet and went ahead with him. He put me in a first cab in line. I was out in 20 mins. This is my first report.

Honestly I envy all who frequent this place. Even though I learned hard lessons it was really fun to be around. When I pay 50 fucking dollars for a 6 min non touching (me) grind, this is too awesome. I have few questions though.

Some bar girls have kind belt across them. What does that mean? Will they not go to room?

Some of the SG are really unfuckable, how they manage?

Thanks every one.

G

[QUOTE=Gary Mong; 1442782]... Now the annoying part. When went into the there was one cleaning boy whom I gave $2 and when I come out after the deal there was another one asking $2. Really pissed me off. Not sure how is your experience. Felt tired and went to room and slept.
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Some bar girls have kind belt across them. What does that mean? Will they not go to room?[/QUOTE]Nice report, Gary. I enjoyed reading it.

Next lesson: Leave the tip in the room. When a cum boy asks for the tip you just tell him it is in the room. Tell the 2nd and 3rd cum boy the same thing. When leaving the room, I only leave $1. If I'm asking the cum boy to clean up between my sessions, I give about $3 for cleaning and new towels.

I'm not sure exactly what the sash means. I once asked a messero and he said that the sash just meant the girl was "featured". That didn't mean anything to me. Then, a year or two ago I took one of the Hong Kong sash girls upstairs, when leaving the hotel room I asked her what it meant. She said very clearly "No Sex." That made absolutely no sense to me because that is exactly what we had just finished. I suspect that the real answer is they are too young to be legal prostitutes. I would also appreciate a good and clear answer to the sash question.

Leave a dollar in the room and tell them that its in the room. I had a girl tell that the sash meant no sex also but after about 2 fichas she quotes me at $70 for everything but no anal. She tells me she cried her first time doing anal. I just think those girls are newer and more picky about who they take upstairs.

You can learn a lot from hear by reading the post but there is nothing like the first hand experience to really get a grasp on the Tijuana girls. I also envy the so cal guys who frequent these establishment. Lucky bastards to live so close to Tijuana.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader; 1442970]Nice report, Gary. I enjoyed reading it.

Next lesson: Leave the tip in the room. When a cum boy asks for the tip you just tell him it is in the room. Tell the 2nd and 3rd cum boy the same thing. When leaving the room, I only leave $1. If I'm asking the cum boy to clean up between my sessions, I give about $3 for cleaning and new towels.

I'm not sure exactly what the sash means. I once asked a messero and he said that the sash just meant the girl was "featured". That didn't mean anything to me. Then, a year or two ago I took one of the Hong Kong sash girls upstairs, when leaving the hotel room I asked her what it meant. She said very clearly "No Sex." That made absolutely no sense to me because that is exactly what we had just finished. I suspect that the real answer is they are too young to be legal prostitutes. I would also appreciate a good and clear answer to the sash question.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;1442970]Next lesson: Leave the tip in the room. When a cum boy asks for the tip you just tell him it is in the room. Tell the 2nd and 3rd cum boy the same thing.[/QUOTE]I give $1 to the first cum cleaner and then when the others (I've had up to 4 total) ask I just point in the direction I came from and say "I gave to the other one" (in English) and no one ever says anything more to me. Once or twice I have made it all the way out the door without being asked so I saved the dollar.

[QUOTE=JPF;1443005]I give $1 to the first cum cleaner and then when the others (I've had up to 4 total) ask I just point in the direction I came from and say "I gave to the other one" (in English) and no one ever says anything more to me. Once or twice I have made it all the way out the door without being asked so I saved the dollar.[/QUOTE]Which is more of a rush, the challenge of finding a good chica, or trying to get out without tipping the cum boy.

The sash girls origionally did not go upstairs. They were newbies who may eventally progress to going.

Don't pick the outfit on the girl. She won't be wearing it when you get upstairs. Watch for girls in jeans, corsets, push up and padded bras. They are hiding or enhancing. The less they wear, the more you can be sure what you are getting. Don't be afraid to kick the tires, and feel the boobs beforecyou buy.

Why are you guys tipping the cum boys. You are paying 12 dollars for 30 minutes. Let the bar pay the cum boy out of that. This tipping shit is out of hand. They are all rude anyway. F them.

[QUOTE=JPF;1443005]I give $1 to the first cum cleaner and then when the others (I've had up to 4 total) ask I just point in the direction I came from and say "I gave to the other one" (in English) and no one ever says anything more to me. Once or twice I have made it all the way out the door without being asked so I saved the dollar.[/QUOTE]I was on the 4th floor and as we walked out of the room, we were quiet till we reached the lobby, too tired and very relaxed BTW. No one asked me for a tip. No cum boys was around. I was in disbelief.

we appreciate that the cum boys at cascadas and the ab hotel always have a clean room ready for us when we check in. we also appreciate that the bathrooms are clean at hk and ab. the taco man stands there all day and is paid almost nothing for making us really great tacos. those little $1 tips that we rep001ter throughout zona norte make peoples' lives a little less difficult. i'll get off my soapbox now.

[quote=horsetrader;1443159]we appreciate that the cum boys at cascadas and the ab hotel always have a clean room ready for us when we check in. we also appreciate that the bathrooms are clean at hk and ab. the taco man stands there all day and is paid almost nothing for making us really great tacos. those little $1 tips that we rep001ter throughout zona norte make peoples' lives a little less difficult. i'll get off my soapbox now.[/quote]the dudes have a fucked up job; why not tip them!

I always wondered why the "maid" service in Tijuana was done by men. Just about everywhere else in the world, maids are women.

It's just a buck. If I can slide a buck to my Starbucks Barista, I can slide a dollar to a Jizz mopper.

And considering I usually leave flung condoms on the floor, dingleberries on the sheets, and skid marks in the bowl, $1.00 seems like a fair trade off.

[QUOTE=DaveSD; 1443355]It's just a buck. If I can slide a buck to my Starbucks Barista, I can slide a dollar to a Jizz mopper.

And considering I usually leave flung condoms on the floor, dingleberries on the sheets, and skid marks in the bowl, $1. 00 seems like a fair trade off.[/QUOTE]It's funny how we compare the rest of our lives and the money we spend on the fantacy we love in Tijuana.

On my way to paradise. After my SG session I will chill in HK this afternoon / eve. I have on a green plaid shirt / black jeans / grey hair / 50s. Say Hi.

He will be the guy getting hugs from the SG chicas and saying hello to everyone as if he was Norm from the TV show Cheers. I wish I was there to say hi. I won't be there till Labor Day. Damm. Counting down the days till I visit HK and the SG's. Have fun.

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll; 1443389]It's funny how we compare the rest of our lives and the money we spend on the fantacy we love in Tijuana.

On my way to paradise. After my SG session I will chill in HK this afternoon / eve. I have on a green plaid shirt / black jeans / grey hair / 50s. Say Hi.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaveSD;1443355]And considering I usually leave flung condoms on the floor, dingleberries on the sheets, and skid marks in the bowl, $1.00 seems like a fair trade off.[/QUOTE]I'll continue to leave $1 or maybe $2. You may want to consider leaving a whole lot more. (Just kidding)