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[QUOTE=The Limey;1211315]So what is it with me? Does a girl have to do some kind of impossibly precise balancing act to leave me with a good feeling?[/QUOTE]Woody Allen said there is nothing that cannot be cured with a little prozac and a polo club. Or maybe duct tape?
This is still Jennifer who was already working 10 years ago at Atlantis together with Maria, her sister Kati and Cuban Lisa?
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1210890]Lingerie day. I have the feeling that the total number of girls was also quite low.[/QUOTE]Maybe 60 or 70 girls. A calm evening.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1211315]the Austrian girl a couple of weeks back[/QUOTE]Danielle. Don't be afraid of her, she will leave A soon, I think.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1211392]Maybe 60 or 70 girls. A calm evening.
Danielle. Don't be afraid of her, she will leave A soon, I think.[/QUOTE]Hey, I will miss her.
Interesting you know so much about her though. Hope I am not intruding on a romance.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1211517]Hey, I will miss her. Interesting you know so much about her though. Hope I am not intruding on a romance.[/QUOTE]A romance? Yeah, I know she loves me too, espescially at the lockers when I hand out the fee.
Danielle is one of the girls I like to chat with. She does a rotation around the big FKK's like Artemis, Paradise, YingYang, Bumsalp. Danielle won't stay anywhere longer than three months or so.
It looks like I will miss the lingerie day, but I will be there on Thursday from 11 to aprox 20. 00!
PM if anyone going =)
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1212670]It looks like I will miss the lingerie day, but I will be there on Thursday from 11 to aprox 20. 00!
PM if anyone going =) [/QUOTE]I don't know if I'll be at the A on Thursday evening, as I am with work collegues. Have to work Friday but Friday evening is a sure bet. But give us your report from A!
Hi Guys,
I'm in Berlin soon for a couple of days and don't want to be at Artemis every evening (although I like Artemis very much, however familiarity tends to breed contempt)
Do any of who fellow mongerers know where else I can go to for some action (FKK or sauna or brothel etc)?
I'll be staying in the Heidelberger platz area (slight south of west berlin)
Your help would be very much appreciated.
Danke Schon
[QUOTE=Skristel; 1212792]Hi Guys,
I'm in Berlin soon for a couple of days and don't want to be at Artemis every evening. Do any of who fellow mongerers know where else I can go to for some action (FKK or sauna or brothel etc)?
I'll be staying in the Heidelberger platz area (slight south of west berlin) [/QUOTE]Well just read the ISG Berlin Forum (no. 668). Or Angus Magee (a.k.a. dass Dude) 's blog. You are a few minutes' walk from van Kampen, and Royal, Kamilla Dee all relatively close by. It's all there, a few keystrokes away.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1212873]Well just read the ISG Berlin Forum (no. 668). Or Angus Magee (a.k.a. dass Dude) 's blog. You are a few minutes' walk from van Kampen, and Royal, Kamilla Dee all relatively close by. It's all there, a few keystrokes away.[/QUOTE]Spot on.
Look at berlin-intim. De as well. A very useful resource.
it was a quiet afternoon at the club. yet still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.
not expecting a lot of action right away, i spent a few minutes in the girls' video training room, then went upstairs. i was looking for an old favourite of mine called lina (leena) from hungary but wasn't very optimistic. the sauna was empty (the one with the sign banning horses and hard-ons) , so i popped in for a quiet read. occasionally i would peek through the glass door at the ladies strutting by. there was a slim brunette who caught my attention: no older than 20, body like a stretched bedsheet, and dressed as nature intended. when she put her hand on the doorknob, i just thought,"oh come on, you girls never come in here." she went on walking for a bit, then returned and pulled the door open a bit. and now i was thinking,"no, you are not dragging me out of here before i've finished this chapter." she seemed quite indecisive. without looking at me, she closed the door, and went walking again. then a few seconds later, she came back, opened the door all the way, and came inside all the way. then she calmly put her towel down, and sat on it.
we were the only ones in there. to cover up my embarrassment (and not being able to cover up anything else) i started some chit-chat with her. apparently we had chatted a few times before. she asked me what i was reading. it was just a book of vulgar phrases which i was studying to help complete my german language education. she said she had thought i was a serious type. she asked to see the book, so i handed it over. it turned out she was moldovan and her german was no better than mine. i realized it would be only polite to go and sit next to her and "point out" some items for her, for example "möpse" (puppies) and "igelnasen" (hedgehog noses). my hair was matted with sweat. rivulets were running down her breasts. she was getting quite interested in the book and offered to buy it from me. however, she would not accept my price of 60 euros. already the heat was too intense. boiling sweat was pouring into my eyes. even worse, a gaggle of italians were squeezing in the door, arrived for a bit of sightseeing. it was all too much. i knew i had to get out of that room before i exploded. i ran out. into the hot shower. a few moments later, damn! the moldovan girl followed me in. what a tight body! the funny thing is she never asked me to take her to a zimmer. all she had to do was tap me and i would have zimmered her right there and then! but she just preened herself. and disappeared.
just then i ran into lina, as beautiful as ever. i quickly agreed to a rendezvous. lina was quite wet and her nipples seemed to be connected to her clit by an imaginary steel wire. while not as magical as our first meeting, it was a pretty hot session.
back in the fray, i was dismayed to see that janine, the tall black-haired girl, has been let back into the club and is basically plying her trade as merrily as ever. how many guys have been fleeced by her since my sad experience? how many more complaints will it take before the management decides to put an end to her plunder?
sorry. i love the women of artemis, i love its potential to be great, but i have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. in fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. and if you get several janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread.
i won't be back to artemis until janine goes.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]Still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.[/QUOTE]This would make a great title for an autobiography.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. In fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. And if you get several Janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread. I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]The Sheriff in the movie Blazing Saddles, when he was out numbered and out gunned, put his revolver to his head and told the banditos: "No one move or I'll shoot myself".
[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]Please elaborate. Who is Janine and what's the story? Sorry if this has been covered previously, in which case I must have missed it.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]Schade. I am sure the girls will be very disappointed.
well, what a day, my maiden voyage to artemis. a few thoughts before i begin my travelogue through a wide world of female pulchritude.
1. artemis is by far the cleanest, best tended, best kept club i've ever visited.
2. i was there on a thursday from 1-8 pm, *though out of the public eye from 5-6 and 7-8, which is to say that i never got to see much of the evening shift. i've never had the privilege of saying "no thank" to so many beautiful women in one day. the lineup was quite something to behold.
3. the girls are, by and large, more sales oriented than in the other clubs i've visited. not pushy, mind you, but friendly and outgoing. my company was sought quite regularly, and there were quite a few boys on hand as well.
4. there was almost no public displays of affection here, quite different from my experience in other clubs i've visited, all in hessen or nrw.
fatima, from slovakia. she approached me, quite attractive and affectionate and while i had barely arrived, she managed to get me interested quite a bit before i was ready, so i sent her away after some fifteen minutes of couch snuggling. she had a bit of trouble taking "later" for an answer. libidinous character that i am, i went looking for her quite shortly thereafter. what followed was on ok session, far short of fabulous. i'm an affection hound and dfk is quite necessary for me to stay excited. while that was on the menu, it lacked passion and conviction.
back on the floor, the lineup seemed to weaken as the afternoon progressed. my sense is that all the other boys liked the same girls i *did and they were kept steadily busy.
around toward 4:30, i spotted a young lady at the bar and, after ogling for a bit, went up to draw her attention. we chatted a bit, my attention growing, when she suggested that i take her and her friend off to a room. now the friend had my attention as well. in reply, i declined but said i'd be happy to vanish with one of them."who," she said."i dunno; it's a pretty tough choice." i hemmed, i hawed, i hemmed a bit more and, looking her in the eye, i said,"you." we chatted a bit more before i finally leaned over to kiss her. she stopped me and asked that i wait until we got to more private quarters. she went on to say that she would, but likes to reserve that right and, therefore, chose to withhold said form of affection from public view.
josephine, from germany. the door closed, the towels spread, the robe and shoes rep001tered about the room, we climbed the bed from opposite sides and walked on knees toward each other. our bodies upright the bed, we put our arms around each other and quickly started kissing warmly and passionately."ok," sez i to myself," this is going to take an hour." what followed was heavenly. one solid hour. 60 (count 'them, sixty) minutes, of sweet tender passionate lovemaking. i've been with at least a couple of hundred women in my time, even married three of 'them, and josephine's oral skill has her certainly in the top 10, maybe the top 5. she's small and slight, with a magnificent hourglass shape and a fine fine superfine rear, a delight for a man with the behind in mind. i'm going to guess she's in her early to mid thirties. she's not a girl, she's a woman. and she makes love just like a woman. *
back on the floor at 6, it's off to dinner. and then back to the floor. i've only burned an hour and a half of my two hour budget, but i'm done for the day. after josephine anything else would be anticlimactic. as i stroll past the bar, i find myself accosted by a terribly fetching young woman, short blond hair, and vivacious from head to toe. we're laughing and joking, i finally tell her that i was done for the day until she came along. i do tell her, though, that i really need to wait until 7 to recharge.
diana, a scorpio from romania. well, she was quite fabulous though my body was a bit less than willing to cooperate. the kissing was more than acceptable and the eye contact throughout brought joy to an old man's heart. i just adore gazing deeply into a young woman's eyes as we're making sweet sweet music with one another. some twenty minutes in, my throbbing member quite a bit less than throbbing, she decides it's time for her to perform another round of oral gymnastics, which she does as well as nadia comaneci did the other kind. well, she gets a rise out of me and as the half hour winds down, i ask her, only half-believing the words coming out of my mouth, to fetch another condom. we play some more push-me, pull-you until i've burned the last calorie available.
i finally take my leave of artemis, giving josephine, diana, and the club itself an enthusiastic three thumbs up.
note: this report was typed on an ipad by one very tired human. please forgive any typos; i'm normally more careful, but i wanted to get this up while it's still fresh in my memory. now i lay me down to sleep. if only i could wake in the morning and see josephine lying there next to me.